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Tolerating Vice

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When vice ﬂourished Downtown ::BY MATTHEW J. PRIGGE

here was probably a district of sin in Milwaukee before it even became a city. The earliest known references to such an area—an effort by the Common Council to take action against “houses of ill-fame”—date to 1850 and point to an area in modern-day Downtown, near the Milwaukee River. The fact that this area had become a political problem by 1850, as Milwaukee was in the midst of a transition from a rugged western outpost to a proper city, suggests that the district had most likely established itself during the early days of the village, as single, laboring men were drawn to the rapidly growing area. Within a decade, this area would become popularly known as “River Street,” for the waterside road along which it was centered. The district was as much a working neighborhood as any in the city and was perhaps home to the only industry in Milwaukee that was managed primarily by women. And, while it was an industry patronized by men from all classes (including politicians and business leaders), its illicit nature did incite a spree of moral panicking that led to occasional raids and arrests— though jail terms appear to have been rare. In 1858, the Milwaukee Sentinel warned, “an army of these vice people have established themselves in this city.” In the post-Civil War years, Milwaukee’s Downtown vice district expanded. The Eastown “River Street” district established its borders as Johnson Street (now Highland) on the north, Oneida Street (now Wells) on the south and Market Street to the east. Meanwhile, a new brothel district emerged just across the river along Wells Street and quickly became populated with dozens of lower-end houses that catered to the area’s workingmen.

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The first major efforts at eradicating this “social evil” from Downtown Milwaukee were made in the mid-1880s, by which point it was estimated by city officials that as many as 95 brothels were operating in the area without much trouble from the police. But the rhetoric of the reformers never quite matched their ability to enforce the law, and, by the end of the decade, Chief of Police John Janssen had decided it best to simply allow the trade to exist within its existing boundaries and enforce a form of unofficial police oversight to ensure that the occupants of what people were now calling “the Badlands” would behave themselves. The result of this new policy was a part of the city in which prostitution was essentially legal and regulated by police—just as with any other commercial trade. This idea was not unique to Milwaukee; as many as 100 other large American cities had similar “segregated districts” around this time. Flamboyant David Rose, elected mayor in 1898, is often credited with making Milwaukee a wide-open town. But in reality, Rose merely oversaw the growth of an already steady niche industry. He even added a few regulations of his own creation to the district, including restrictions on allowing prostitutes to ride with customers in open carriages on the city streets. “The gaudy dress of the harlot,” Mayor Rose said, “is not a good thing to expose to the sunlight.” In 1912, a reform-minded Socialist administration was swept into office, partially on a pledge to do away with the existing policy on the Badlands. Their drive made for a big show but was only marginally successful, as a 1914 state investigation into conditions of vice in Wisconsin found that the Badlands brothels were operating nearly as openly as ever, and that houses of prostitution—their keepers now favoring bribery over cooperation with city officials—had spread to nearly all parts of the city. During Prohibition and the Great Depression, it seemed that the city’s attention was drawn away from combating vice in Downtown. It was not until the U.S. entered World War II that the city would again focus on the district. But this time, it was as a matter of public health and national security: A soldier who contracted venereal disease could not join the war effort, and with houses of prostitution thought to be the primary source of such infections, cracking down on vice became part of the larger fight against tyranny.

Downtown Hot Spots In the post-war years, new forms of commercialized sex began to appear Downtown. Adult magazines and dirty novels could be found in bookstores and on newsstands, and a number of hotels and restaurants became known as hot spots for both male and female prostitutes. In 1960, the Princess Theater on north Third Street—one of the Milwaukee’s grandest movie houses when it opened in 1909—began to run adults-only programming full-time and, over the next several years, a handful of other Downtown theaters began to dabble with sex ﬁlms. But the action in Downtown was still

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rather restrained; police raids kept the area on edge, and Milwaukee’s movie censor board trimmed every bit of nudity and each lurid embrace from films before they were permitted to play in the city. In the late-’60s, the damn finally burst as a lawsuit by city theater operators stripped the censor board of its authority, opening the way for a wave of X-rated and hardcore films to overtake Downtown. Go-go bars, peep shows and dirty book stores could be found in all corners of the former Badlands—even along the once-regal shopping district along west Wisconsin Avenue. In addition to the locals who patronized this area, there was also a continuous stream of customers from the Union Depot on St. Paul Avenue (now the Intermodal Station), where conventioneers and sailors from the Great Lakes Naval Academy would arrive with money in their pockets and sin on their minds. In the 1980s, the city finally got serious about rehabilitating Downtown, and a wave of new development—most notably the Shops at Grand Avenue Mall—finally chased away the last remnants of the old “Badlands” days. Slowly, the old spaces of the district were cleared away and rebuilt, with the neighborhood’s old masters of sin and vice nothing more than little-recalled memories.

The Fight against Strip Clubs Most of the brick-and-mortar remnants of the Downtown vice district were gone by the end of the ’80s, and the city has since seemed intent on keeping such establishments from ever returning. The most controversial aspect of this has been a near 20-year-long fight against a proposed strip club on Old World Third Street. In the summer of 2000, the Velvet Room, an Old World Third Street nightclub, sought to gain the first strip club license issued to a Downtown establishment since Art’s Performing Center opened on Juneau Avenue in 1974. Mayor John Norquist and area business leaders opposed the idea, and the Milwaukee Common Council refused to grant the license. The proposed location of the club, 730 N. Old World Third St., had long been in the midst of adults-only Downtown entertainment. For more than 25 years, the next-door Princess Theater ran adults-only films and was Downtown’s only hardcore porn movie theater from the mid-’70s until its closing in 1986. The theater was razed the same year, but an outline of the Princess’ roof can still be seen on the north-facing side of the building at 730 N. Old World Third St. Just to the north of the Princess sat the Brass Rail Tavern, a gogo bar which some speculate had connections to Milwaukee organized crime.

A Revival of Adult Entertainment Downtown? In recent years, the strip club debate has again come to center on this location. Silk Exotic—with locations at 11400 W. Silver Spring Road as well as in both Madison and Juneau—has sought to expand into Downtown for years, the 730 N. Old World Third location being the subject of several applications for a strip club license from the city. A series of lawsuits by the prospective operators of a Downtown strip club resulted in nearly $1 million being paid out by the city and ultimately led to a settlement last May that granted the Silk group a strip club license for 730 N. Old World Third in exchange for dropping their on-going suits.

CHIEF OF POLICE JOHN JANSSEN HAD DECIDED IT BEST TO SIMPLY ALLOW THE TRADE TO EXIST WITHIN ITS EXISTING BOUNDARIES AND ENFORCE A FORM OF UNOFFICIAL POLICE OVERSIGHT TO ENSURE THAT THE OCCUPANTS OF WHAT PEOPLE WERE NOW CALLING “THE BADLANDS” WOULD BEHAVE THEMSELVES The week after the settlement, the city denied an application from the operators of The Ladybug Club, 618 N. Water St., to hold occasional burlesque shows and stripper reviews, but it seems that the road has been paved for the return of adult entertainment to Downtown Milwaukee. In late December, the owner of the building at 730 N. Old World Third applied for the city permits necessary for renovating the interior of the building. Neither the building owner nor Silk Exotic responded to requests for comment on the progress of the project. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. n

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Converting County Parks into ‘Revenue Streams’? CITIZENS WILL HAVE ONLY TWO OPPORTUNITIES TO SPEAK ABOUT PROPOSED PARKING METERS IN PARKS ::BY VIRGINIA SMALL

etro Milwaukee’s timehonored heritage of free and inclusively accessible parks is on the fast track to ending. Milwaukee County Executive Chris Abele, also a part-time realestate developer, wants to relentlessly monetize and privatize parks, including through “innovative new revenue streams.” Plans are moving forward to collect enough money from paid parking, rentals, permits, fees, concessions, sponsorships and fines to ultimately eliminate all tax-levy support of park operations. Although Abele has not publicly admitted this goal, parks insiders say it has become common knowledge. During a September forum hosted by Friends of South Shore Park, panelist and parks veteran Jim Goulee said he learned of the scheme to make parks completely selffunding by 2024 while meeting with parks staff last spring. Goulee recently retired as executive director of Park People and is now board president of Preserve Our Parks, an advocacy group. Another panelist, Laurie Muench, corroborated that she was told of the “100% self-funding” goal by then-Parks Director John Dargle Jr., while on a temporary assignment with Milwaukee County Parks. Dargle first challenged their statements from the forum audience but reluctantly admitted that Abele does expect Milwaukee County Parks to generate ever more income, with “no upper limit” for that goal. After the meeting, Dargle said Abele originally wanted 75% of the 2018 parks budget to come from earned revenue (a 50% increase), and that they compromised on 62%. When asked about the 75% target, Abele spokesperson Melissa Baldauff did not deny it, responding in an email: “We definitely approached the 2018 budget process with an eye towards more partnerships and more innovation and adjusted accordingly as more information became available.” 6 | JANUARY 25, 2018

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No reason was given for Dargle’s abrupt resignation on Thursday, Nov. 30, after four years on the job, but some insiders muse that maybe he was not shaking the parks’ trees for cash aggressively enough for Abele. That’s despite Dargle having increased parks’ revenue from 46% in 2016 to 50% last year (within a $40 million operating budget). The median for peer systems is 29% from earned revenue, according to parks reports. On Wednesday, Dec. 20, Abele appointed County Administrator Jim Sullivan to head the Parks Department, pending Milwaukee County Board approval. An internal memo touted Sullivan’s prior experience with the department as a lifeguard in the 1980s, and he led the Child Support Department since 2011. Abele also announced he was appointing James Tarantino as the Parks Department’s chief of business services. The county’s economic development director since 2015, Tarantino oversaw the handing over to the Milwaukee Bucks of 10 acres of prime Downtown land for $1, as well as the sale of the Lakefront Transit Center site (assessed at $9 million) for $500,000 to developer Rick Barrett for his Couture project. Despite overwhelming citizen objection, Tarantino has also been pushing plans to intensively develop a large portion of land impacting environmentally significant habitats within the County Grounds in Wauwatosa.

The Mission of Milwaukee’s Parks

Abele and other county officials repeatedly assert that fiscal challenges ordain that park visitors must pay directly to fund operations. Baldauff explained, “Paid parking will help sustain the parks in the long term, and if it also contributes to more families walking, riding their bikes, utilizing the trails or taking transit, we think those are positives for the community as well.” (Bus transit does not reach many county parks, including most lakefront parks.) Goulee said, “Constantly charging citizens to use parks—including through parking fees— goes against our local parks founders’ commitment to creating parks and recreation with free and open access for all. This represents a departure from the very mission of our once-great county parks system.” Goulee added that there should be much more input from the whole community about how inherited public park assets are stewarded. Other U.S. park systems also face fiscal challenges, however, no other U.S. urban system is attempting to operate solely with earned income—or even close to that goal, according to Peter Harnik, founder of the Trust for Public Land’s Center for City Park Excellence. That’s because publicly funded, free and open parks are proven economic drivers, including by increasing property values and promoting livability and public health. Instead, Abele appears to be inspired by Republican Gov. Scott Walker and public service-slashing state legislators. Since 2015, they have mandated that Wisconsin state parks function without any tax support. As a result, ever-rising fees to enter Wisconsin’s parks

are the highest in the Midwest. Here’s what citizens can expect as Milwaukee County accelerates a pay-to-play model for parks. Parking Meters in Many Parks About 2,500 spaces in 40-plus parks and parkways have been deemed “viable” locations for paid parking by an appointed advisory “Paid Parking Work Group.” The preliminary list includes most of the Milwaukee Lakefront and other popular parks, such as Brown Deer, Mitchell, Washington and Whitnall. Proposed rates would be up to $2 per hour (though Milwaukee County officials have floated rates up to $3.50 per hour) and enforced from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m. at least six days a week. Free parking is being considered on holidays and one day weekly. In an email, Baldauff wrote: “The paid parking program will…return needed revenue to [the Parks Department] from asphalt space that currently does not contribute to the upkeep of our green space.” She said it also “will contribute to greater turnover of vehicles in spaces…in highdemand areas.” Citizens may speak about this parking-meter plan at the County Board’s Parks, Energy and Environment Committee hearing at 9 a.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 23. A forum about paid parking will be held at 5:30 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 25 at the Gordon Park Pavilion, 2828 N. Humboldt Blvd. Ever-higher User Fees Nearly all citizen-paid charges for park services and facilities increased in 2018. Goulee, who worked for Milwaukee County Parks for 33 years, retiring as a regional manager, said no studies have been done to evaluate how ever-rising and new fees might depress park usage—and thus collected income (to say nothing of public health). Such “price elasticity of demand” studies are standard good practice. Double Hits on Citizens’ Wallets Most parks targeted for paid parking already impose user fees or permits for aquatics, dog parks, disc golf, golf, horticultural destinations, marinas, picnic areas and recreational centers. Some host beer gardens and restaurants. Even “free” recreation—beaches, playgrounds, trails and summer concerts—could effectively cost $2 per hour for parking. More Enforcement and Fines The 2018 budget calls for increasing citations and fines from 3,400 in 2016 to 4,500 (for things like parking after 10 p.m. and unpermitted activity). An additional “park ranger” is the Parks Department’s only new full-time position. Less Access and Equity The Public Policy Forum documented disparities among Milwaukee County Parks by their locations in a 2002 report. This de-facto two-tier system of parks—for haves and have-nots—will be aggravated as more facilities require payment, including for parking. Abele touts “public-private partnerships.” However, when agreements are not rigorously monitored, vendors and leaseholders can effectively limit access and equity through prohibitive charges, policies and creeping encroachment. For example, Parks friend Debra Manske said Ferch’s Beachside Grille in Grant Park has increasingly restricted, to paying customers, public space near its concession. ‘Anything Goes’ in County Parks? Several parks staff expressed concern that no

written criteria exist for private ventures allowed in parks, or how the public’s interests will be protected. Hence, are some of these recent developments simply the shape of things to come: Incongruous ads for a medical clinic recently began popping up in numerous parks. A truck with a sponsor’s logo was a jarring presence at last fall’s China Lights at Boerner Botanical Garden. A Parks Department survey asked if trail users would be willing to pay to access recreational trails. A proposed beer garden in Pere Marquette Park would fell mature trees and privatize much of the riverfront park.

County on Fast Track to Paid Parking

The County’s Paid Parking Work Group lacks citizens representing “Park advocacy groups,” as mandated in a 2018 budget amendment. Although it includes Dawn St. George, the new executive director of Park People, that nonprofit’s board recently expressly prohibits most advocacy. Other committee members will include county staffers, Supervisor Marcelia Nicholson, Joe Bartolotta and Keith Trafton of Bartolotta Restaurant Group (which manages several establishments in Milwaukee parks) and Jeff Sherman, co-founder of OnMilwaukee.com. Scott Fisher, owner of Gift of Wings in Veterans Park, reportedly will join the committee. Laurel Maney and Gina Spang, Historic Water Tower Neighborhood officers, wrote to several supervisors in late November asking that the neighborhood advocacy group be represented on the committee. They said their request was never acknowledged. County administrators intend to issue a “Request for Proposals” (RFP) soon, with the goal of launching a full-blown, privately-run operation as soon as Sunday, April 1. Executing a countywide paid-parking operation will face challenges—not the least in terms of math. According to Sandra Rusch Walton, spokesperson for the City of Milwaukee’s Department of Public Works, the city has “approximately 7,200 metered parking spaces.” Revenue derived from meters in 2016 was nearly $4.9 million. That operation relies on internal staff and city owned and operated infrastructure. In contrast with the city, Milwaukee County officials intend to hire a “turn-key operator” through competitive bidding. The approved 2018 budget anticipates nearly $1.7 million in net revenue from parking. However, citizens would need to pay up to 10 times that amount since the county would stand to pocket only 1015% as it does in other parks-vendor contracts. In what scenario would citizens be willing and able to pay tens of millions of dollars a year to park in their own county parks? A public-input meeting about paid parking in parks will be held on Tuesday, February 6, at 6 p.m. at the Domes Annex, 534 S. Layton Blvd. For a complete list of the county parks affected by plans to install parking meters, read Virginia Small’s article at shepherdexpress. com. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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he Shepherd Express serves as a clearinghouse for all activities in the greater Milwaukee area that peacefully push back against discriminatory, reactionary or authoritarian actions and policies of the Trump administration, as well as other activities by all those who seek to thwart social justice. We will publicize and promote actions, demonstrations, planning meetings, teach-ins, party-building meetings, drinking-discussion get-togethers and any other actions that are directed toward fighting back to preserve our liberal democratic system.

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Philanthropy, Race and Community: Closing the Gaps in Milwaukee @ The Ambassador Hotel (2308 W. Wisconsin Ave.), 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m.

This panel features Darlene C. Russell of the Greater Milwaukee Foundation, Brenda Skelton of the Siebert Lutheran Foundation and Shannon Reed of the United Way of Greater Milwaukee and Waukesha County discussing how philanthropic leaders are working with the community to address employment, education, wealth and health gaps in Milwaukee.

Moms Demand Action Five Year Anniversary @ Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh (2311 N. Murray Ave.), 6-8 p.m.

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In this youth summit for awareness and prevention of human trafficking, there will be survivor-led and educational workshops, vendors for youth services, a short film on human trafficking and free food. The summit is open to girls and boys ages 10-17.

Voter and Civic Engagement Campaign @ Acción Ciudadana de Wisconsin (221 S. Second St.), 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

Moms Demand Action formed in the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School mass shooting in 2012. The Milwaukee chapter will commemorate their fifth anniversary in the back room of Izzy Hops Swig & Nosh.

Race & Place Community Dialogue and Storytelling @ Workshop Architects, Inc. (201 E. Pittsburgh Ave.), 6-8:30 p.m.

Peace Action Wisconsin: Stand for Peace @ The corner of Brady St. and Farwell Ave., noon-1 p.m.

Race & Place is a part of Fellows & Facilitators, an interactive outreach performance Ex Fabula and The Zeidler Center for Public Discussion have partnered on. Participants will listen to Ex Fabula storytellers and engage in small group dialogues led by Zeidler Center facilitators.

Every Saturday from noon-1 p.m., concerned citizens join with Peace Action Wisconsin to protest war and “Stand for Peace.” Signs will be provided for those who need them. Protesters are encouraged to stick around for conversation and coffee afterward.

Standing Rock: Take Me From the River Screening @ Riverwest Public House (815 E. Locust Ave.), 6-10 p.m.

The Progression of Slavery @ Center Street Library (2727 W. Fond du Lac Ave.), 3:30-4:30 p.m.

In an effort to change the conversation around guns and protection, namely the widely-held belief that the best way to protect yourself against guns is to have a gun yourself, Jeri Bonavia, executive director of Wisconsin Anti-Violence Effort, will hold a session on the reality of guns and self-protection. To submit to this column, please send a brief description of your action, including date and time, to savingourdemocracy@shepex.com. Together, we can fight to minimize the damage that the administration of Donald Trump and others of his kind have planned for our great country. Comment at shepherdexpress.com.

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dward A. Flynn arrived in Milwaukee 10 years ago promising modern police reforms in a department with a history of racial discrimination including a then-recent scandal over the brutal, racist beating and torture of an African American man who made the mistake of showing up with a white woman at a drunken house party of off-duty police officers. Ed Flynn was an eloquent advocate for community policing, an idea that at its best encouraged officers to develop a respectful, working relationship with citizens in the neighborhoods they serve. It was absolutely the right idea. It’s just the opposite of police as an occupation army or police so fearful of their own citizens they shoot first and ask questions later. The irony was that, in dealing with the public during a decade of confrontation, Chief Flynn appeared to appreciate the concept of the community a lot more than many of its actual members. But I still would argue that more dramatic,

important, positive changes took place in the Milwaukee Police Department during Flynn’s tenure than under any other police chief I’ve seen—and I’ve seen all of them since covering iron-fisted (and frankly racist) Police Chief Harold Breier in the late-’60s. Few police chiefs anywhere escaped severe criticism in recent years as deadly encounters between police and unarmed black citizens gave rise to the Black Lives Matter movement and long overdue protests from citizens of color who (imagine this) insist they be treated the same way in their communities by police as white citizens are in theirs. To Flynn’s credit, one of his first media appearances as chief was on the interracial talk show I co-hosted with my partner, Cassandra, on 1290 AM, WMCS, which had a large African American audience. The callers’ angry concerns about policing were exactly what a new chief from out of town needed to hear. That’s why I was sorry we could never convince Flynn to return. Flynn reacted similarly before Community Brainstorming—the freewheeling, monthly gathering in the black community where black leaders and ordinary folks grilled community officials. Flynn came off as extremely self-assured (to put it kindly) but with little patience for being challenged. In a media course on police training at the Milwaukee Police Academy, I learned police are trained to totally dominate any scene when they arrive. They’re taught if they fail to do so, they will lose control.

Positive Achievements I always thought Flynn’s superior attitude in public obscured many of his most positive achievements. Continued protests keep pressure on for change after deadly tragedies resulting from unequal treatment by police. But after an MPD officer shot and killed an unarmed, mentally ill African American man in a Downtown Milwaukee park, Flynn should have received more credit not only for firing the officer, but also for fully embracing body cameras and retraining all officers to de-escalate encounters with the mentally ill. While Sheriff David Clarke promoted arming Milwaukee to shoot its own way to public safety, Flynn fought a sleazy suburban gun store that flooded city neighborhoods with crime guns endangering the lives of police and citizens. Flynn also opposed Clarke’s threats to immigrant communities, declaring police should protect and serve community residents, “and you can’t do that if you’re terrifying them and trying to round them up.” Flynn was on the right side in his most public dispute with interfering local politicians. He defended his policy of discouraging high-speed chases of young car thieves that only increase the danger to the community, young offenders and to the police officers, themselves. Car crashes, in fact, traditionally kill more officers than guns do. Statistics show that 128 officers were killed in in the U.S. in 2017, with 44 by gunfire and 47 in vehicle accidents, the second-lowest death

toll in more than 50 years. A 15% reduction in traffic deaths from 2016 to 2017 was credited to departments across the country discouraging high-speed chases. Sure, Flynn sometimes defended totally indefensible behavior by his officers. The worst example was Flynn’s initial dismissal as simply “overzealous” the humiliating, violent and completely illegal anal cavity searches of African Americans by police on the street for drugs. They were literally sexual assaults that never would be tolerated in white neighborhoods. After further investigation, however, Flynn fired the most sadistic offender who was convicted of felony assault and sentenced to three years in prison. Milwaukee reached a $5 million legal settlement with 74 African Americans subjected to the brutal, illegal searches. That was ugly. But during the most confrontational time of protest against police practices since the 1960s, the Milwaukee Police Department kept moving forward—making positive changes under Flynn instead of throwing up stubborn resistance as it always had in the past. The end is nowhere in sight when all citizens in the community will be treated equally by their police. It’s even more important the next chief keep building on the progress under Chief Flynn with a president and justice department that continually roll back advances in civil rights and police reform. Comment at shepherdexpress.com. n

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en years ago, when Edward Flynn became Milwaukee’s 17th Chief of Police, our city’s largest department needed a leader who would bring our data systems into the computer age and who would put some real dents in the rank and file’s thin blue line, which protected the jobs of colleagues more than the health and civil rights of citizens like Frank Jude Jr. On those two fronts, Chief Flynn made progress. He replaced pushpins with spreadsheets and had monthly meetings where captains were forced to defend the details of deployment strategies on a district-by-district basis. As soon as it became clear (in 2012) that officers had once again violated the civil rights of our fellow citizens, he put out a loud call asking the public to come forward with more strip-search complaints. Then, in 2014, he fired an officer for fatally violating Dontre Hamilton’s civil rights. Now that we are at the end of Flynn’s tenure, we should ask our next chief to continue his data-driven deployment philosophy and to keep holding our employees accountable when they violate the civil rights of our neighbors. But we should also be asking for so much more. In 2018, both inside and outside City Hall, the department’s leadership has lost credibility. On the streets, everyone knows why. After a police officer fatally shot Sylville Smith in 2016, the chief told this city and the world that he had seen the body cam footage, and all we needed to know was Smith had a gun in his hand when shot. What he didn’t tell us was Smith was holding the gun by the barrel, not the trigger, for the first shot and had thrown it away for the second shot. The chief has been no more forthcoming with his fellow city leaders. When the Common Council and the mayor attempted to establish independent oversight of the 911 system, he kicked a fellow city employee out of the building until we crafted specific legislation authorizing her presence. When the Fire and Police Commission gave him a direct order to change the MPD’s pursuit policy, he lawyered up before finally, reluctantly, obeying it. Worst of all, when the Common Council asked to see a draft report from the U.S. Department of Justice about necessary reforms in Milwaukee, he refused. If a member of his own leadership team had not leaked that report to journalists, the public still would not know which changes the Barack Obama administration was recommending before Donald Trump and Jeff Sessions took over and attempted to cancel all such reform efforts. At a minimum, our next chief needs to not play such games with the public and its elected leadership. But many of those deceitful games are symptomatic of a larger vein of American denial; one that is not unique to Milwaukee. The chief didn’t want to publicly confront the facts of the 2016 Sherman Park shooting, and that fit his own pattern in the wake of the 2014 shooting of Dontre Hamilton across the street from City Hall. He sat down for an interview with Blood on the Doorstep director Erik Ljung about Dontre’s death and insisted it had nothing to do with race and everything to do with mental illness. He said this despite knowing that his officer knew Dontre was black when he shot him and couldn’t have known Dontre was schizophrenic until hours later. As the awardwinning documentary reveals, the department only discovered Dontre’s history of mental illness from his mother, while detaining her in a police car without revealing that her son was dead. In the days after the shooting, our police spread disinformation claiming Dontre had a criminal past. This was not true. This deliberate and posthumous demonization of Dontre—a napping, black man who was awakened and shot dead by a white Milwaukee police officer—repeats a familiar pattern in the horrific history of our country’s racial violence. Before any other qualification, our next police chief must acknowledge our common history of state-sanctioned racial violence. First the kidnapping, rape and torture that was routine from 1619 until 1865. Then sharecropping, segregation and lynching throughout the next century. Most recently, the so-called “drug war” and the mandatory minimum prison sentences associated with it have given Wisconsin the highest rate of black incarceration in the country—higher even than all the states of the Deep South. When I privately confronted the chief about such disparities past and current he brushed me off and mocked the critique. His response”“Do you want us to start arresting white people even if the suspect description is black?” In a city inside our nation’s most racially segregated metropolitan region, our next police chief must know these facts, admit these facts and commit to working with all stakeholders to change them. Alderman Nik Kovac represents the Third District on Milwaukee’s Common Council. Comment at shepherdexpress.com.

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(left and middle) Snack Boys (right) Sze Chuan

Snack bar, Sichuan and soul food kitchen top the list ::BY LACEY MUSZYNSKI

ew restaurant openings slowed down around the New Year, but the ones that did open recently are notable. A new snack bar concept comes to busy Second Street, soul food is served up out of the back of a grocery store and traditional Sichuan food comes to West Allis.

Snack Boys

814 S. Second St. 414-509-5975 | $-$$ snackboysmke.com

A Toronto-style snack bar has opened in the space that formerly housed All Purpose Bar & Kitchen. Snack Boys is an irreverent, fun-loving restaurant serving up a menu of snacks at all hours of the day. It’s headed up by a powerhouse group of Milwaukee restaurant and bar owners: Mitch Ciohon of Gypsy Taco, John Revord of Boone & Crockett and Shay Linkus formerly of The Vanguard. The centerpiece of the remodeled space is a mural of a naked Burt Reynolds reclining on a bearskin rug, showing customers immediately that this is a place that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The menu will consist of around a dozen small snacks that will allow diners to order a couple or many to make a full meal. Options might include noodle soufflé, fried brussels sprouts, and items like fresh oysters from a small raw bar. A full bar will include draft cocktails, stir drinks, a wine menu with a focus on rosé and a frozen alcoholic slushie complete with sparkles.

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Shake N’ Bake American Soul Kitchen 3432 W. Silver Spring Drive 414-323-4900 | $-$$

A new Southern food spot has opened in the Thurston Woods neighborhood. Shake N’ Bake is a takeout-only restaurant located inside Hibo Foods on Silver Spring Drive. Owners Danicha Brown and Vishalla Davis learned to cook from family members and had hoped to open their own restaurant for years. The daily menu features Soul food and American favorites. Appetizers include mozzarella sticks ($4.99), cheese fries ($4.99) and whole chicken wings ($2.99 for 3 pieces to $38.99 for 50 pieces). Catfish ($10.99) and porkchop dinners ($8.99), burgers ($2.99-$3.49), and breakfast items like chicken and waffles ($4.99) are available. On Sunday, a Soul food buffet is offered with a rotating menu of items like smothered pork chops, collard greens and yams for $10.99, including one meat, two sides and cornbread.

Sze Chuan

11102 W. National Ave. 414-885-0856 | $$ goszechuanrestaurant.com

A new Chinese restaurant has opened in West Allis. Chefs and owners of Sze Chuan, Sun Yin and Luo Shungui, are both from Chengdu in the Sichuan province of China. The full-service restaurant joins a strip mall that also houses a Chinese grocer and

bakery, making it a destination for Chinese in the city. The menu is large and spans from Chinese-American favorites like crab rangoon ($5.95 for 6 pieces) to more traditional dishes like map tofu with ground pork ($10.95). Dry pot and stone pot dishes, which encompass stews and stir fries, include duck wing dry pot ($13.95) and squid dry pot ($15.95). Cumin pork knuckle ($13.95) and fish in chili bean sauce ($23.95) can be found on the Sichuan special section of the menu. Hot pots with spicy or herb broth are available a la carte ($8-$10 for the broth) or as an all-you-caneat option ($23.95). A full menu of meats such as homemade beef meatballs, seafood and vegetables can be ordered to cook in the boiling broth at the table. The flavor of the broth changes throughout the meal as diners add more items. While openings slowed down around the New Year, many restaurants unfortunately closed. Hello Falafel in Bay View has closed but may pop up in the future in another form. The location will be used by the owners, who also own Odd Duck, as an event space. Quiote, a Mexican restaurant on Bluemound has closed, as well as Peking House Downtown. John’s Sandwich Shop in Wauwatosa is closed after 50plus years in business. Izumi’s on the East Side also closed and will be replaced by a second Kanpai location early this year.

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Chef and owner of Maxie’s, Blue’s Egg, and Story Hill BKC When chef and owner of Maxie’s, Blue’s Egg and Story Hill BKC, Joe Muench, finds time to go out to eat, he prefers international foods that are on budget. “I like to eat Asian food and Italian food and pizza. I try all the new ‘chef-y’ places, but you can only get there so often,” he says. Santino’s Little Italy for pizza is one go-to. “We probably go there three or four times a month. I’ve probably had everything there and I don’t think there’s one bad thing on the menu. We always add anchovies to any pizza we get, whether it’s pepperoni, veggie or whatever.” When a hankering for Thai strikes, he heads to Kim’s Thai. He usually orders the Thai tea and fried calamari. “It’s the fried steak cut into strips, not tubes and tentacles.”

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Pepperpot Catering (4120 W. Capitol Drive) is probably the only Jamaican takeout-only place in town. Unlike some other takeout establishments in predominantly African American neighborhoods where the kitchen is in a backroom unseen by customers, patrons can see their orders prepared at Pepperpot. There’s something about witnessing meat being cut, cabbages going through a shredder and the other machinations it takes to make a meal that creates anticipation for the mouthwatering nourishment to come. The eatery isn’t skimpy when filling an order. A recent order of curried goat and jerk chicken (including one wing) with sides of beans and rice, steamed vegetables and complimentary, lengthwisesliced fried plantains ($16.99) could have fed three people with reasonably hearty appetites. The plantains can work as a dessert, or as a pleasant way to cut the lingeringly mellow heat of the curried goat and the peppery coating on the chicken. For patrons who may want to eat on premises, there are a few seats at the counter facing a window looking out at Capitol Drive. At my next Pepperpot visit, I’m going to try their jerk meat egg rolls. They look like something to look forward to. (Jamie Lee Rake)

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Buddy Squirrel Honors Company Tradition While Embracing the Future ::BY SHEILA JULSON

hether it’s Fairy Food or Original Whipped Creme Eggs, most Milwaukeeans are familiar with Buddy Squirrel’s signature confections. The 102-year old candy company (which also operated under the name Quality Candy) continues to take pride in offering its long-time favorite chocolates, but COO Scott Repinski and his team are hard at work also catering to today’s taste buds. “Buddy Squirrel is reinventing itself to be around for another 100 years,” Repinski said. While the artisan-made Fairy Food (a chocolate covered sponge candy) and Original Whipped Creme Eggs—or “whips”—along with Pecan Tads, mint meltaways, cherry cordials, flavored popcorn, nuts and savory snacks have long been signature items and consistent sellers, new “healthier for you” items are being added. Those include The Chocolate Trader line of non-GMO, 70% cocoa bites in original dark chocolate, dark chocolate mint or dark chocolate with sea salt, all infused with olive oil; or dark chocolate clusters with dried berries. Another newer product is the Stella & Lucy candy-coated chocolate bits, free from unhealthy additives and preservatives. “Clean M&Ms,” Repinski called them. The company aims to in-

troduce these to the market in fall. Buddy Squirrel has its eye on the future, but it’s certainly not forgetting its past. Joseph and Lottie Helminiak founded Buddy Squirrel in 1916. They operated in a store on Mitchell Street for many years, and the company moved to its current 70,000-square-foot plant and retail kitchen store in St. Francis during the mid-1980s. The newer Joseph & Lottie line pays homage to the company’s founders and brings their names to life, highlighting the signature products. The company’s original recipes haven’t changed. For Valentine’s Day, Buddy Squirrel has some themed candy and heart-shaped boxes with chocolate assortments, but on the 15th of February, the whips come out—much to the delight of people who have fond memories of finding whips carefully nestled among the strands of artificial grass in their Easter baskets. Other chocolate companies make whips, but Buddy Squirrel’s whipped filing is especially light and fluffy, coated with rich, fresh milk or dark chocolate. This Easter, the whips will come in vanilla, chocolate, maple, raspberry and mint flavors. Repinski said they expect to produce about 40,000 pounds of whips by Easter. Other Easter specialties include novelty-molded eggs, bunnies and baskets. Online shopping has drastically changed how businesses sell their product, so Buddy Squirrel is revamping its website and online order process, said Retail Operations Manager Jordan Gale. Along with the retail kitchen store, Buddy Squirrel has a presence at Southridge Mall and Brookfield Square, but they might scale back, particularly at the struggling Southridge. “Amazon has changed things quite a bit, so we’re really developing our web presence so customers can get the products they want,” Gale said. “We offer gift towers with popcorn or popular chocolates, bundled together in an aesthetically pleasing package.” Future efforts may include expanding the retail kitchen store to further emphasize the company’s culture. Buddy Squirrel is in the process of a Safe Quality Foods (SQF) Institute audit. Once complete, it will allow the company to sell to larger stores. “We have a very impressive plan in place, and I believe we can get it done with the people around us. I could not be more proud of this team of employees,” Repinski said. “It’s The Dream Team. I have the tools to make this a great success story in Milwaukee.” For more information, visit buddysquirrel. com.

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aron Rodgers just missed half of his age 34 season due to a broken collarbone on his throwing side, and when he returned too early in an attempt to push the Green Bay Packers into the playoffs, he was terrible. His arm clearly had not fully recovered, and without his ability to throw downfield, he was picked off three times. One game of an injured Rodgers doesn’t tell us that much, but it does remind us that Rodgers is human, fallible and subject to the same symptoms of age as everyone else. As Rodgers enters his age 35 season with two years remaining on his contract, there are some worrying signs about his future and about how he is likely to age. Rodgers is a phenomenal talent, and it’s not that unusual for all-time greats to excel into their 40s, but there are some facets of Aaron’s game that are not likely to age well, and if he cannot adjust to some new realities, it could spell trouble for Green Bay.

Rodgers vs. Bradford

Last season, I wrote a piece on what separated Aaron Rodgers from Sam Bradford. It wasn’t as simple as you may think, and in 2016, Bradford and Rodgers were statistically quite similar. The big differentiators between the two in terms of production were Rodgers’ scrambling on third down and passing in goal-to-go situations. Their pure passing statistics were extremely similar. Sam Bradford isn’t exactly a bad quarterback, but this is disconcerting. Rodgers used to be more special than this. From 2009-2014, Rodgers never averaged under 7.8 yards per attempt, led the league in passer rating twice, led the league in interception percentage twice and led the league in Adjusted Net Yards per Attempt twice. In the 2011 season—which featured a receiving corps of Greg Jennings, Jordy Nelson, Randall Cobb, Donald Driver and Jermichael Finley—Rodgers was absolutely deadly both inside and outside the pocket as he completely torched the league. Since 2014, Rodgers has still been very good, but he hasn’t been the downfield threat of his youth, and his fairly pedestrian raw numbers were bolstered, at least in 2016, by a bunch of very short touchdown passes. Some of this change is the result in a drop in

wide receiver talent, especially in 2015 when Jordy Nelson was injured. Some of this is strategic, as shorter passes are less likely to be intercepted, but it’s worth noting that the rest of the league hasn’t seen the same dip in big plays. Rodgers averaged 7.26 yards per attempt in 2016, 14th among qualified quarterbacks, while the Atlanta Falcons’ Matt Ryan led the league with 9.26.

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If you look at the list of quarterbacks who remained successful into their 40s, you will mostly see immobile pocket passers like Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, Kurt Warner and Brett Favre. There are a few mobile outliers like Rich Gannon, Randall Cunningham and Steve Young, but they peter out pretty quickly around age 37. Over the last three seasons, athleticism has become an increasingly large component of Rodgers’ game. His ability to run and pick up key first downs is a high-leverage value addition that goes underrated by most people. His unparalleled ability to buy time in the pocket using his mobility is also a huge factor in the Packer of-

(RODGERS) UNPARALLELED ABILITY TO BUY TIME IN THE POCKET USING HIS MOBILITY IS ALSO A HUGE FACTOR IN THE PACKER OFFENSE GENERALLY— ESPECIALLY NEAR THE GOAL LINE fense generally—especially near the goal line. There, his patience and ability to keep plays alive allows the Packers to convert touchdowns far above what an average team does. If Rodgers’ mobility were to decline substantially, it would immediately translate into more punts and more field goals at the expense of touchdowns. For the past three years, the Packers have lacked talent at the offensive skill positions relative to the Super Bowl-era team, and Rodgers’ athleticism has made up for a lot of the difference. While the running back position is now solidified, the wide receivers are a Davante Adams injury away from being one of the worst units in professional football.

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Sophisticated Whimsy in MAM’s ‘Jaime Hayon: Technicolor’ ::BY KAT KNEEVERS

rom Mark Twain’s Roughing It (1872) to Jack Kerouac’s On the Road (1957) through last week when I took a sleepless 24-hour-train-ride from New York City back to Milwaukee: The allure of the road trip has long seduced the American imagination. “The Open Road: Photography and the American Road Trip,” Jan. 26 through April 22 at the Milwaukee Art Museum, presents road trip photography as a genre unto itself. The exhibition collects more than 100 works by 18 photographers, dating from the late 1950s through the present day. The chronological presentation of the works allows viewers to see how the nation’s varied landscapes and accommodations for the American itinerant have developed over the past half century. Seedy scenes in elegant black-and-white from Robert Frank’s The Americans begin the exhibition and give way to color captures by William Eggleston, Stephen Shore, Joel Sternfeld and other contemporary practitioners. There will be a talk with exhibiting artist Alec Soth on Thursday, March 15 and a panel of local luminaries on Thursday, March 29. Assistant Curator of Photography Ariel Pate will give a gallery talk on Tuesday, Feb. 6 at 1:30 p.m.

ave you ever imagined that a giant green chicken could be a rocking chair? What is this sort of strange animal? Walking through the exhibition “Jaime Hayon: Technicolor” brings us into a place where design, art and craft merge in an alternate world of whimsy. The show on view at the Milwaukee Art Museum presents this “crazy dream object,” as described by Madrid-born Hayon, along with a multitude of large glass and earthenware vases, tall luxurious tapestries, and drawings that give insight into this internationally renowned designer’s work. Bright colors and fanciful faces are found throughout, as well as a sense of playful humor in the dozens of pieces. These are supplemented by instructive videos showing the process of glassblowing and tapestry weaving, emphasizing the roles that multiple people have in the making of these objects. Yet, they begin with the artist’s imagination, revealed through the various sketches and drawings that accompany the finished works. The drawings often have a freeform and intuitive feeling, exploring directions that are fully realized only through collaborations with other makers. Of special note is the Afrikando series, commissioned by the Milwaukee Art Museum. This group of large glass vases will become part of the permanent collection, and this exhibition is an apt opportunity to say hello to these works in a larger context. The pieces feature some of the characteristic mask-like details that are also found in his large tapestries. Viewers will detect shades of surrealism here, with the metamorphosis of one figure into another and elegant geometries recalling fellow Spanish artist, Joan Miró. There is a sort of friendliness that pervades Hayon’s work. MAM curator Monica Obniski 44 | J A N U A R Y 2 5 , 2 0 1 8

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notes that his art is “positive and full of joy— something that I believe we need a bit more of today, especially in our contemporary climate.” Have some fun, explore the pieces and by all means have a seat inside of the gigantic yellow Wabbit sculpture. Like a futuristic rabbit spaceship, it is there for kids and adults to climb inside, looking at art from an entirely different direction. Through March 25 at the Milwaukee Art Museum, 700 N. Art Museum Drive. (top) Jaime Hayon, digital rendering for Afrikando, 2017 PHOTO COURTESY OF HAYON STUDIO (above) Jaime Hayon, Green Chicken, 2008

When Adolph Rosenblatt died last February, Milwaukee lost one of its most distinctive artists and most beloved teachers. “Adolph Rosenblatt: A Life In Sculpture” takes a retrospective look at Rosenblatt’s oeuvre, from early paintings to recent explorations in wax, bronze and clay. Rosenblatt’s sculptures are admired for their engaging detail and celebration of the everyday joys of life in a community. An opening reception for the exhibition will be held on Friday, Jan. 26, from 5-8 p.m., during which several members of the Rosenblatt family will be present. Works will be on view through Feb. 16.

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Art is serious business for Ernesto Atkinson, who recently opened an art therapy clinic in the Third Ward. “I have come to learn and understand that our first language is art,” says the Guatemalan artist, “I believe that art is embedded in us.” In “Conversations with Color: What Do You See? / Conversaciones de Color: ¿Qué Ves?,” Atkinson presents colorful paintings that recall modern masters like Pablo Picasso and Juan Miró. The exhibition will be on view Friday, Jan. 26, from 6-8 p.m. and during a closing reception on Sunday, Jan. 28, from 2-4 p.m. SHEPHERD EXPRESS

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hat if the 19th-century secret network that made up the Underground Railroad had been an actual railroad car system, complete with human conductors and a sundry collection of trains that aided the escape of African American slaves to the free states in the North? And what if the passengers aboard were able to choose their destination, selecting from ostensibly modern Southern cities like Charleston or the uneasy racial peace of Tennessee? These are a few of the clever storylines that comprise the award-winning novel The Underground Railroad by Colson Whitehead. Despite the many slave narratives that circulate in popular American culture, The Underground Railroad is an enlightening adventure tale centered around 14-year-old Cora, a smart and scrappy orphan whose unplanned escape from a Georgia plantation leads her on a dangerous and terrifying journey toward freedom. This ingenious pre-Civil War portrayal is filled with dynamic, original characters who will pull at the heartstrings, and despite its dark topic, the book manages to remain both uplifting and prophetic as the author weaves together beautiful and terrifying reinterpretations of America’s shameful past. Whitehead’s 2016 novel was awarded the Pulitzer Prize, the National Book Award and the Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence in Fiction, and was long-listed for the Man Booker Prize, along with receiving other accolades. UW-Milwaukee and Boswell Book Company welcome Whitehead to the UWM Union Ballroom at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 31. Admission to this ticketed event is $19 and includes a hardcover copy of The Underground Railroad.

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BOOK |HAPPENING Poetry Marathon Since 1994, Milwaukee’s Woodland Pattern Book Center (720 E. Locust St.) has been hosting an annual daylong poetry extravaganza, and this Saturday, Jan. 27, performers and patrons of the arts will join together for their annual “Poetry Marathon and Benefit.” Among the dozens of poets and writers who will be performing live at Woodland Pattern (from 11a.m. Saturday to 1 a.m. Sunday), the bookstore will feature a reading by current Milwaukee poet laureate Roberto Harrison at 6 p.m., and the 2015-2016 Wisconsin Poet Laureate, Kimberly Blaeser, will read during the 7 p.m. hour. Sign up to pledge your support or view the full line-up of artists at woodlandpattern.org.

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e’ve dipped our toes in the 2018 pool, folks, and things are moving along as February steps into sight. How are you doing on your resolutions? Well, I have a new one for you! Why not step outside your comfort zone and check out an event, venue, restaurant or social club you haven’t explored yet. Not only is doing so a great way to mix up a ho-hum work week, expand your social circle and have a little fun, but it also helps support Wisconsin businesses. See my social calendar and promise yourself to check out something new and different each week! Take in a show, visit an unfamiliar bar or party at a hot spot you haven’t had time to enjoy yet. You’ll ﬁnd these opportunities and more below. I’ll be back next week with additional happenings (as well as advice for the lovelorn), but until then, I’ll see you out and about this week!

::RUTHIE’SSOCALCALENDAR Jan. 25: “Ru Paul’s Drag Race: All Stars” Viewing Party at This Is It (418 E. Wells St.): Don’t have the LOGO Network? Want to watch “All Stars” with friends over cocktails? Just want to get out of the house on Thursday? Join the team at one of Cream City’s favorite LGBT bars at 7 p.m. for a night of Ru, drink specials and fun. Jan. 26: TGIF at Woody’s (1579 S. Second St.): The gang from Milwaukee’s LGBT Community Center kicks off the weekend at one of the city’s top sports bars. Join the 5:30-7:30 p.m. happy hour, meet some new people and thank God it’s Friday! Jan. 26: “MJ Live at the Pabst Theater” (144 E. Wells St.): Relive the energy and excitement of Michael Jackson during this tribute, featuring all the song, moves and costumes you’d expect from the King of Pop. Tickets for the 8 p.m. concert can be found at pabsttheater.org. Jan. 26-28: Mr. Chicago Leather 2018 Weekend at various locations throughout Illinois: Head south for a weekend of leather and fetish bliss. From the welcoming cocktail party on Friday to the Fetish Flea Market and the actual Mr. Chicago Leather competition on Saturday to the Cigar Social and Leather Showtunes on Sunday, this weekend of L/L “bonding” promises something for everyone. See touchechicago.com for weekend details, registration, ticket packages and more. Jan. 27: Roll Train at The Milwaukee LGBT Community Center (1110 N. Market St.): Exercising on roller skates? Roll Train is a new workout routine that’s sweeping the nation, and now you can try it at this pay-what-you-can introduction. Bring your skates (or rent a pair) for the 1:30-2:30 p.m. class. Jan. 27: Mr. Wisconsin Club 2018 Pageant at Club Icon (6305 120th Ave., Kenosha): Mr. Club Bar titleholders compete

in this best-of-best contest to name the state’s top show boy. A $5 cover gets you into the 9 p.m. pageant, which includes interview, club wear, talent and formal wear competitions. Jan. 27: Femme Leather at D.I.X. Milwaukee (739 S. First St.): Celebrate the colorful side of kink with this change-of-pace leather party. The no-cover event starts at 10 p.m. and features the wonderfully alternative drag artists Niko and Imp Queen in addition to local performers. Jan. 28: Drag Storytime at Riverwest Public House Cooperative (815 E. Locust St.): This popular free family event is back for a second season of diversity, creativity and education. Join drag icon Tempest Heat-Stratton as she reads a story to the kids and gets silly with them during a balloon dance party. Fun for the whole family, this 11 a.m. to noon event offers a healthy nod to love, respect and acceptance. Jan. 29-Jan. 30: Elton John: Rocket Man! at Sunset Playhouse (800 Elm Grove Road): Applaud the music of Sir Elton during this show loaded with his most memorable hits, moments and memories. Featuring a cast of seven, the toetapping tribute offers three productions. Visit sunsetplayhouse. com for show times and tickets, which start at $18. Jan. 30: Star Wars Trivia at Mary’s BeerCade (734 S. Fifth St.): Grab a sci-fi buddy and hit up the bar at Hamburger Mary’s for a trivia night that’s out of this world! Show which side of the force you live on during the free 7 p.m. game. (Teams must consist of two or more people.) Drink specials, food, free video games and more make for a cosmic Tuesday night. Want to share an event with Ruthie? Need her advice on a situation? Email DearRuthie@Shepex.com.

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Thanking the Women in Our Lives ::BY PAUL MASTERSON

ast weekend’s nationwide Women’s March was reassuring. It was a fine way to greet the morning after the Republican government shutdown, a year after the inauguration of the current regime, and a year after the first Women’s March in Washington, D.C. It included women of all ages and colors. 700,000 marched in Los Angeles, 150,000 each in Philadelphia and Sacramento. There was a history-making gathering of 120,000 in Austin while San Francisco counted 200,000 and Chicago, 300,000. I saw a photo of marchers braving -16 degree weather (wind chill -40) north of the Arctic Circle in Utqiagvik, Alaska. Here in Milwaukee and other Wisconsin cities, media reported several thousand. And, it wasn’t only women. There were men as well. And I saw signs representing Black Lives Matter. In Indianapolis, rainbow flags lead the march. Rainbow signs were present here in Milwaukee, too. FORGE, Women’s Voices Milwaukee and Diverse & Resilient were present as well as politician JoCasta Zamarripa and some of my favorite lesbians. In all, one can safely say, millions marched not only for women’s equality but, in mutual support, for freedom and love for all and against hate and division. They marched not only for women’s rights but also for immigration, inclusion, LGBTQ rights, voting rights and social justice. Women have always been a political factor to be reckoned with. Remember the ancient SHEPHERD EXPRESS

Greek play, Lysistrata? Or that Eugène Delacroix painting, Liberty Leading the People? Or our own Statue of Liberty? Gay men owe them as well. During her AIDS Walk Opening Ceremony remarks, actress and Honorary Chair Jane Lynch, mentioned the role women, especially lesbians, played in the fight against HIV/ AIDS during the first years when government complacency allowed the infection to spread without any organized intervention. Locally, many women, lesbian and straight, served as emotional support volunteers, health care providers and fundraisers. The pandemic’s tragedy was mitigated by initiating a historic momentum that brought the LGBTQ community together. We should never forget the critical role women played then and should recognize and join it now. It is clear to these millions of marchers, as it should be to us all, that for all the Republican antics and distractions, the future of our rights is in the hands of this regime’s judicial appointment. The results of the 2018 election could provide the obstacle to put a halt to it. To this end, more women and minorities are running for office than ever before. In other recent news of woman power, thanks to a law suit filed earlier this month, after receiving an “undesirable” discharge from the Air Force in 1955 during the McCarthy Lavender Scare, now 90-year-old Helen Grace James has been issued an Honorable Discharge. Speaking of veterans, Iraq War veteran and Purple Heart recipient (she lost both legs in combat) Illinois Democratic Sen. Tammy Duckworth chastised the president’s attempt to politicize support of the military calling out his five-deferment draft dodging with the epithet “Cadet Bone Spurs.” And just two weeks ago, AIDS research activist Mathilde Krim died at 91. Together with Elizabeth Taylor she founded the American Foundation for AIDS Research, receiving the Presidential Medal for Freedom for her “extraordinary compassion and commitment.”

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TWIN BROTHER’S SECOND COMING Sean Raasch sings of betrayal and recalibrated dreams on his potent new album ::BY EVAN RYTLEWSKI Twin Brother

n November, Sean Raasch shared a Facebook post announcing the end of Twin Brother, the band he’d fronted since 2013. Then, just a few weeks later, he announced plans for a new Twin Brother album. That may sound like a reversal, but his November announcement was true in a literal sense: Twin Brother is, as he wrote in November, no longer a band. He’s recast the group as a true solo project. “I knew that I would continue playing music in some way, shape or form, most likely on my own,” Raasch said of his plans following the group’s breakup. “But I didn’t know what moniker it would be under, if I would go by my own name or keep Twin Brother. I originally wanted to go by my own name. But I put in a lot of hard work and did some of the best work of my life under the Twin Brother name, so I decided to keep it.” Raasch said he wrestled with that decision for months, but ultimately decided the change of scenery alone was fresh start enough. Though Raasch had always primarily written folk songs, Twin Brother had dressed them up with rich, soulful arrangements that seemed to expand with each release—the group’s most recent EP, 2017’s Alone in Austin, had been its most colorful yet, announcing itself with boisterous, Tex-Mex horns. The new Twin Brother album, Rightfully So, though, does away with all of that flair. It’s pointedly naked, the work of a man, a guitar and little else aside from some occasional keyboard accents. Raasch even recorded the songs himself, stepping into the producer role for the first time.

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Raasch says. “All the songs are kind of relatively in the same key, and I didn’t have to worry about that. I wanted to record something with a consistent mood, because that’s the tip I’ve been on lately.” Raasch says that as good as the previous, sixpiece iteration of Twin Brother was, at times it could feel like their music was jumping all over the place. “This isn’t how I’m used to playing music,” he “Speaking personally, I don’t go to a band because said. “I’ve been playing in a band since I was 16. they can do a reggae song and then a country song Just being on my own now, even though it’s Twin and then whatever song,” he said. “I go to a songwritBrother, feels like a door is closing, even if I’ll still leave it a little open in the future. I just felt the need er for this one emotion that I want right now.” The solo setup hasn’t slowed to stand on my own feet. Throughout Raasch’s songwriting any. He said my music career, I’ve had other fanhe expects to release at least one tastic musicians come in and make more album this year. He does admit, the songs better and add their tastes Twin Brother though, that he’s learned to let go of to them and make them more sparkly and shiny, and it was time for me to any ambitions he previously had of Club Garibaldi trust myself.” making a career out of music. “I don’t Saturday, Raasch says he wrote these songs have expectations for it anymore,” he Jan. 27, 8 p.m. almost immediately after disbanding said. “I’m just making music because Tonic Tavern the group, and many of them find I have to in order to be who I am. I Wednesday, Raasch licking wounds and processdon’t expect to be some famous guy. ing betrayal—particularly the album’s Feb. 7, 8 p.m. I don’t expect to have a career. I just stark centerpiece, “Lips on Your Heart,” expect to keep making music.” and its achy closer, “You Can’t Lock it Twin Brother will play Saturday, Jan. Away.” They’re songs that were writ27, at Club Garibaldi with Old Earth, ten to be left bare, Raasch says. Lady Cannon and Camp Sugar at 8 p.m. Twin Brother “Not having a band allowed me to do what I will host an album release show on Wednesday, Feb. want as far as having multiple songs with the same chords, since there was nobody else to answer to,” 7, at Tonic Tavern at 8 p.m.

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t’s not enough to just slap a bunch of Milwaukee bands on a bill and call it a special event anymore. The city’s concert calendar is crowded with so many annual festivals and fundraisers that they can’t help but bleed together, which makes the events that go the extra distance that much more appreciated. One of them is Milwaukee Record’s annual Local Coverage concert—a fundraiser that challenges its participating bands to do a good deal more than just show up. Each is assigned to perform a short set covering one of the other artists on the bill through a draft system that guarantees some unlikely pairings. Beyond the obvious fun factor of seeing musicians pushed beyond their comfort zones, the event is ﬁrst and foremost a celebration of the Milwaukee songbook, since nothing contextualizes a song quite like hearing somebody else perform it. Without fail, all eight acts on Friday’s show at Turner Hall Ballroom, this year beneﬁting the Milwaukee Women’s Center, managed to connect with the material they inherited. Jaill’s Vincent Kircher opened the night with several scaled-back reinterpretations of songs from B~Free’s 2016 album Ode 2 a Luv Affair, and his untrained warble cut a sharp contrast to the sophisticated phrasing of the originals. He didn’t attempt to match her vocal gravitas, but he found the emotion in each song, highlighting the anguish in an especially bluesy take on “No More.” Though it buys them a lot of good will, the Girls Rock MKE alums in Negative/ Positive don’t coast on the novelty of their youth. The teen trio has impeccable rock ’n’ roll instincts, which they put on display during a buoyant, feel-good set that accentuated the hookiness of Space Raft’s blustery power-pop. NO/NO, meanwhile, found plenty of common ground covering Negative/Positive. Both bands write perceptive songs about social dynamics, and NO/NO singer Cat Ries commented about how deeply she related to their songs, even in adulthood —you don’t have to be in high school to understand the frustration of jeans without pockets. The band also paid tribute to late

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Cranberries singer Dolores O’Riordan with a cover of Negative/Positive’s “So-Called Friend” styled after The Cranberries’ wistful dream-pop. The night was filled with surprises. It turns out that when Space Raft covers NO/NO, the result sounds an awful lot like Rush. Their set was massive and marvelous. Listening Party reinvented De La Buena’s Latin jazz as rustic Americana, while Lex Allen and his band mined some unexpected rootsiness from Whiskey of the Damned’s Celtic rock, and B~Free led suave renditions of Lex Allen’s hits as the crowd sang along with “Cream and Sugar” and “This is Our Year.” The night ended eventfully with perhaps the most elaborate and virtuosic makeover in Local Coverage’s history as De La Buena’s nine-piece ensemble put their spin on Jaill— using the indie-rock band’s wobbly melodies as a jumping-off point for twisty, percussive Afro-Cuban instrumentals. Their dynamic calland-response take on “The Stroller,” the stern opener from Jaill’s 2010 Sub Pop debut That’s How We Burn, felt more meaningful than just a cover. Back in 2010, Jaill was a cult band enjoying some fluke notoriety as the first Milwaukee band in ages to sign with a label of some note. And De La Buena was, as they are now, a massappeal live draw, fixtures at the kind of outdoor festivals that bands like Jaill used to be shut out from. The two groups lived in the same city, yet seemed to occupy entirely different worlds. After Friday’s show, the distance between them no longer seems nearly so vast.

The Hungry Williams Recreate New Orleans in Milwaukee

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Milwaukee Bands Found Common Ground at Local Coverage

ROCHELLE CARR

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Lex Allen performs at Local Coverage

::BY DAVID LUHRSSEN

ew Orleans was always unique among American cities. The place where the Mississippi River meets the Gulf of Mexico was also where Frenchmen, Spaniards and Africans encountered Anglos. It’s a place where cultures and civilizations converged. Jazz was born there, and by the 1950s, New Orleans was also the source of a distinctive stream of R&B, a tributary that fed the gathering current of rock and roll but with a uniquely steady rhythm that rolled with the muggy insistence of the big river on a hot Louisiana night. Milwaukee’s exponents of Crescent City R&B, The Hungry Williams, take their name from one of that city’s first-call drummers from the late-1950s. Charles “Hungry” Williams laid the beat behind a raft of esteemed recordings that emerged from Cosimo Matassa’s studio in the French Quarter. He was distinctive for adding a cowbell to his kit, making beats percussion redolent of Caribbean hoodoo. “Playing this music has been on the back of my mind for 20 years,” says The Hungry Williams’ drummer, John Carr. He’s played in a variety of bands, including the ’80s alternative rock of Blue in the Face and the ’90s swing of The Swingin’ Cools. Along the way, he met vocalist Keli Gonzalez in Big Nick and the Cydecos—purveyors of that more familiar but by now touristy Louisiana music called zydeco. Their shared love of New Orleans R&B led them two years ago to form The Hungry Williams with veteran local musicians Mike Sieger (bass), Joe Vent (guitar) and Jack Stewart (keyboards). A floating crew of horn players usually accompanies the band live. “I knew Paul Cebar would get it right away,” Carr says of his band’s name. But in today’s post-everything world, the average music fan knows little about the band’s roots or the classic tunes they perform. “We joke that we could play all these The Hungry songs and tell people they’re ours,” Gonzalez says. “But this Williams music is important to know! I feel like I want to be an educator!” Each member of The Hungry Williams is a songwriter. w/ The Best The band also performs a few numbers by Semi-Twang’s John Westerns Sieger. Anodyne Coffee Whether or not their 70-year-old genre is familiar to the Roasters general public of 2018, the easygoing exuberance is infectious. Sat., Jan. 26 “It’s pure fun,” Carr says. “I want people to dance—to motivate you to move but not too aggressively.” The Hungry Williams are planning to go into the recording studio soon, albeit the studio will probably be Carr’s house. “It’s amazing what you can do with a laptop,” he says, but adds, “I prefer the old school: everybody in a room playing together—the energy, the magic when everyone is playing together in the moment.” With digital technology plus vintage microphones, The Hungry Williams might just recreate some of the magic from the old Cosimo Matassa studio. “Part of the charm is having a few mistakes; they add to the sound,” Gonzalez says. Given the high caliber of the band members, she explains that a few off-notes will spoil nothing and add to the music’s sense of being alive. “We want it to be a party, fun—and never a forced fun.” The Hungry Williams and The Best Westerns perform on Jan. 26 at the Anodyne Coffee Walker’s Point Roastery, 224 W. Bruce St.

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MUSIC::LOCAL FRIDAY, JANUARY 26 Alley Cat Lounge (Five O’Clock Steakhouse), Milwaukee’s Finest Ally’s Bistro (Menomonee Falls), CP & Stoll w/Chris Peppas & Jeff Stoll American Legion Post #449 (Brookfield), Mike Roddy and Elwood Lee (6:30pm) Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Julie’s Piano Karaoke Anodyne Coffee (Walker’s Point), The Hungry Williams w/The Best Westerns Cactus Club, Platinum Boys Euro Tour Send Off Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Bella Brutto w/The Riverwest Aces (8pm); DJ: Fazio (10pm) Club Garibaldi, No Hard Feelings Stand Up Comedy Showcase ComedySportz Milwaukee, ComedySportz Milwaukee! County Clare Irish Inn & Pub, Traditional Irish Ceilidh Session Frank’s Power Plant, Jason’s Birthday Show I w/Infernal Altar, Scathed & DJs Iron Mike’s (Franklin), Jam Session w/Steve Nitros & Friends Jazz Estate, Lenard Simpson Trio (8pm), Late Night Session: Mike Pauers Organ Trio (11:30pm) Kochanski’s Concertina Beer Hall, Half a Mind Lakefront Brewery Beer Hall, Brewhaus Polka Kings (5:30pm) Linneman’s Riverwest Inn, Troubadour Lucky Chance, Craig Omick & Friends All-Star Band & Open Jam w/Jeff Arnold,Ricky Orta Jr. & Ron Gilbert Mamie’s, The Blues Disciples Mason Street Grill, Phil Seed Trio (6pm) Milwaukee Ale House, Rev. Raven & The Chain Smokin’ Altar Boys w/Westside Andy

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Rounding Third Bar and Grill, The Dangerously Strong

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Ash Bultman

Derlee, Szoul, & Prime Suspect

Shank Hall, Samantha Fish w/Mojo Perry

Tally’s Tap & Eatery (Waukesha), Tomm Lehnigk

North Shore American Legion Post 331 (Shorewood), J.P.

Smiling Moose (Osman), The Blues Disciples (4pm)

The Bay Restaurant, Layers&Layers

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Jazz Estate, Latin Jam Session

American Legion Post #449 (Brookfield), The Falcons

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Linneman’s Riverwest Inn, Poet’s Monday w/host Timothy

Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Piano Night

Route 20 Outhouse (Sturtevant), The Rush Tribute Project

Kloss & featured reader Colleen Nehmer (7:30-11pm)

Anodyne Coffee (Walker’s Point), Panalure w/Semi-Twang

Shank Hall, Substitute (Who tribute) w/The Nimrods (Green

Mason Street Grill, Joel Burt Duo (5:30pm)

Arcade Theatre at The Underground Collaborative, Todd

Day tribute)

Paulie’s Pub and Eatery, Open Jam w/Christopher John

Barry – 30th Anniversary Crowd Work Tour

Silver Spring House, Rick Holmes Saturdays

Up & Under Pub, Open Mic w/Marshall McGhee and the

Art*Bar, Jonny T-Bird & Big Dad

Slinger House (Slinger), Scotch and Soda

Wanderers

Best Place @ the Historic Pabst Brewery, “Let Music Be the

Smith Bros. Coffee House (Port Washington), Stereo Swing

Reason for a Smile” Fundraiser for Metro-Milwaukee Children

Spanky’s Hideaway (Mequon), Mary & James Davis, Kevin

TUESDAY, JANUARY 30

with Special Needs w/Burst & Bloom, The Carolinas, 5th Gear,

Cannon & James Cozy

C Notes Upscale Sports Lounge, Another Night-Another Mic

Prone to Sorrow & Still & Storm (5pm)

The Cheel (Thiensville), Jim Liban Combo w/Roger Brother-

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Cactus Club, Educators Amplified Part 2 – Live Radio Broad-

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Frank’s Power Plant, Duck and Cover Comedy Open Mic

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The Coffee House, Bill Camplin w/Andy Jehly & Paul Smith

Mamie’s, Open Blues Jam w/Stokes

Rattle record release w/Space Raft & Graham Hunt (9pm)

The Packing House Restaurant, Joe Jordan & The Soul Trio

Mason Street Grill, Jamie Breiwick Group (5:30pm)

Cafe Carpe (Fort Atkinson), Satchel Paige w/Eric Miller

(6:30pm)

Miramar Theatre, Tuesday Open Mic w/host Sandy Weisto

Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Gnarrenschiff w/Social Caterpillar

Turner Hall Ballroom, Kevin Heffernan & Steve Lemme of

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(8pm); DJ: Paul Finger (10pm)

Broken Lizard Comedy Group

Parkside 23, Andrew Gelles (6pm)

Club Garibaldi, Old Earth w/Twin Brother, Lady Cannon &

Up & Under Pub, The Radiomen

Shank Hall, Mako w/Night Lights

Camp Sugar

Yardarm Bar and Grill (Racine), The Blues Disciples (6:30pm)

Silver Spring House, Rick Holmes Jam

SATURDAY, JANUARY 27

ComedySportz Milwaukee, ComedySportz Milwaukee!

The Jazz Gallery Center for the Arts, Jazz Jam Session

Company Brewing, SilverFoxxx w/Mouse Corn & Camp Sugar

SUNDAY, JANUARY 28

Cue Club of Wisconsin (Waukesha), King of Clubs

Angelo’s Piano Lounge, Live Karaoke w/ Julie Brandenburg

Five O’Clock Steakhouse, Rafael Mendez

Cactus Club, Bully w/ Fox Face

Frank’s Power Plant, Jason’s Birthday Show II w/Ails, Nak’ay,

Circle-A Cafe, Alive at Eight: Derek Pritzl and Friends (8pm);

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Ossuary,Lifes, Lost Tribes of The Moon & Mercyful Sister

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Hilton Milwaukee City Center, Vocals & Keys

Delafield History Center (Hawks Inn), Winter Music Series:

Johnson

What’s His Name and the other Guy (4pm)

Jazz Estate, Bonifas Electric Band

Transfer Pizzeria Cafe, Transfer House Band w/Dennis Fermenich

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THEME CROSSWORD

PSYCHO SUDOKU! “Kaidoku”

Each of the 26 letters of the alphabet is represented in this grid by a number between 1 and 26. Using letter frequency, word-pattern recognition, and the numbers as your guides, fill in the grid with well-known English words (HINT: since a Q is always followed by a U, try hunting down the Q first). Only lowercase, unhyphenated words are allowed in kaidoku, so you won’t see anything like STOCKHOLM or LONG-LOST in here (but you might see AFGHAN, since it has an uncapitalized meaning, too). Now stop wasting my precious time and SOLVE! psychosudoku@gmail.com 15

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rock 77. Pi follower 78. Pindarics 79. Talks back to 81. Celtic language 82. Cachet 83. Seabird’s cry 84. ...ANC 86. Headword 87. Of proclamations 89. Trumpet part 90. Whodunit event 91. Storms 93. — asinorum 94. Approach 95. Wheel-like object 98. Flourless cake 100. Relation anagram 104. ...HNL 107. ...SAV 109. Word of agreement 110. Dahomey, at present 111. Stupid 112. Condemn 113. Soldiers’ meal 114. Valuable bar 115. Bottom-line factor 116. River in Ireland DOWN 1. — Raton 2. Black 3. Overlay with gold 4. In a resolute way 5. River in Texas and Louisiana 6. Sidestep 7. Treat with disrespect 8. Kind of tourism 9. Microwaves 10. — brevis 11. Dies — 12. Cox the actor 13. Goal 14. Agnus — 15. Long-haired dog

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::FREEWILLASTROLOGY ::BY ROB BREZSNY AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The pawpaw is a tasty fruit that blends the flavors of mango, banana and melon. But you rarely find it in grocery stores. One reason is that the fruit ripens very fast after being picked. Another is that the pollination process is complicated. In response to these issues, a plant scientist named Neal Peterson has been trying to breed the pawpaw to be more commercially viable. Because of his work, cultivated crops have finally begun showing up at some farmers markets. I’d like to see you undertake metaphorically similar labors in 2018, Aquarius. I think you’ll have good luck at developing rough potentials into more mature forms of expression. You’ll have skill at turning unruly raw materials into more useful resources. Now is a great time to begin. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): An iceberg is a huge chunk of ice that has cracked away from a glacier and drifted off into the open sea. Only 9% of it is visible above the waterline. The underwater part, which is most of the iceberg, is basically invisible. You can’t know much about it just by looking at the top. This is an apt metaphor for life itself. Most everyone and everything we encounter is 91% mysterious or hidden or inaccessible to our conscious understanding. That’s the weird news, Pisces. The good news is that during the next three weeks you will have an unprecedented ability to get better acquainted with the other 91% of anything or anyone you choose to explore. ARIES (March 21-April 19): Anders Haugen competed for the U.S. as a ski jumper in the 1924 Winter Olympics. Although he was an accomplished athlete who had previously set a world record for distance, he won no medals at the games. But wait! Fifty years later, a sports historian discovered that there had a been a scoring mistake back in 1924. In fact, Haugen had done well enough to win the bronze medal. The mistake was rectified, and he finally got his long-postponed award. I foresee a comparable development happening in your life, Aries. Recognition or appreciation you deserved to have received some time ago will finally come your way. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In 1899, Sobhuza II became King of Swaziland even though he was less than five months old. He kept his job for the next 82 years, and along the way managed to play an important role when his nation gained independence from the colonial rule of the United Kingdom. These days you may feel a bit like Sobhuza did when he was still in diapers, Taurus: not sufficiently prepared or mature for the greater responsibilities that are coming your way. But just as he received competent help in his early years from his uncle and grandmother, I suspect you’ll receive the support you’ll need to ripen. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In my ideal world, dancing and singing wouldn’t be luxuries practiced primarily by professionals. They would be regular occurrences in our daily routines. We’d dance and sing whenever we needed a break from the numbing trance. We’d whirl and hum to pass the time. We would greet each other with an interpretative movement and a little tune. In schools, dance and song would be a standard part of the curriculum—as important as math and history. That’s my utopian dream, Gemini. What’s yours? In accordance with the astrological omens, I urge you to identify the soul medicine you’d love to incorporate into your everyday regimen. Then go ahead and incorporate it! It’s time for you to get more aggressive about creating the world you want to live in. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Psychology pioneer Carl Jung believed that most of our big problems can never be fully solved. And that’s actually a good thing. Working on them keeps us lively, in a state of constant transformation. It ensures we don’t stagnate. I generally agree with Jung’s high opinion of our problems. We should indeed be grateful for the way they impel us to grow. However, I think that’s irrelevant for you right now. Why? Because you have an unprecedented opportunity to solve and graduate from a major long-running problem. So no, don’t be grateful for it. Get rid of it. Say goodbye to it forever. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Between now and March 21, you will be invited, encouraged

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and pushed to deepen your understanding of intimate relationships. You will have the chance to learn much, much more about how to create the kind of togetherness that both comforts and inspires you. Will you take advantage of this eight-week opportunity? I hope so. You may imagine that you have more pressing matters to attend to. But the fact is that cultivating your relationship skills would transform you in ways that would best serve those other pressing matters. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In December, mass protests broke out in Mashhad, Iran’s second-largest city. Why? The economy had been gradually worsening. Inflation was slowly but surely exacting a toll. Unemployment was increasing. But one of the immediate triggers for the uprising was a 40% hike in the price of eggs. It focused the Iranian people’s collective angst and galvanized a dramatic response. I’m predicting a comparable sequence in your personal future, Virgo. A specific irritant will emerge, motivating you to stop putting up with trends that have been subtly bothering you. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the late 1980s, Budweiser used a Bull Terrier to promote its Bud Light beer in commercials. The dog, who became mega-famous, was presented as a rich macho party animal named Spuds MacKenzie. The ad campaign was successful, boosting sales 20%. But the truth was that the actor playing Spuds was a female dog whose owners called her Evie. To earn money, the poor creature, who was born under the sign of Libra, was forced to assume a false identity. To honor Evie’s memory, and in alignment with current astrological omens, I urge you human Libras to strip away any layers of false identity you’ve been pressured to acquire. Be your Real Self—to the max. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The giant panda is a bear native to China. In the wild, its diet is 99% bamboo. But bamboo is not an energy-rich food, which means the creature has to compensate by consuming 20 to 30 pounds of the stuff every day. Because it’s so busy gathering its sustenance, the panda doesn’t have time to do much socializing. I mention this, Scorpio, because I want to offer up the panda as your anti-power animal for the coming weeks. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you should have a diversified approach to getting your needs met—not just in regards to food, but in every other way as well. Variety is not just the spice of life; it’s the essence. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re the star of the “movie” that endlessly unfolds in your imagination. There may be a number of other lead actors and actresses, but few if any have your luster and stature. You also have a supporting cast, as well as a full complement of extras. To generate all the adventure you need, your story needs a lot of dramatis personae. In the coming weeks, I suggest that you be alert for certain minor characters who are primed to start playing a bigger role in your narrative. Consider the possibility of inviting them to say and do more to advance the plot. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Thirty-five miles per hour is typically the highest speed attained by the U.S. Navy’s Nimitz-class aircraft carriers. That’s not very fast. On the other hand, each ship’s engine generates 190 megawatts, enough to provide the energy needs of 140,000 houses, and can go more than 20 years without refueling. If you don’t mind, I’m going to compare you to one of those aircraft carriers during the next four weeks. You may not be moving fast, but you will have maximum stamina and power. Homework: Imagine that you’re still alive in 2090. What’s your life like? Testify at freewillastrology.com.

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inda Jean Fahn, 69, of Goodyear, Ariz., finally succumbed to a frustration many wives suffer. On Dec. 30, as her husband sat on the toilet, she barged in and “shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen,” she told Goodyear police when they were called to the scene. Fahn said her husband “would have had to be 10 feet tall to be hit by the bullets,” as ABC15 in Phoenix reported. However, police officers estimated the bullets struck about seven inches over the man’s head as he ducked. She was charged with aggravated assault.

Blood Sausage to the Rescue!

Chris McCabe, 70, of Totnes, England, escaped a frigid death thanks to his own quick thinking on Dec. 15. McCabe owns a butcher shop, and he had entered the walk-in freezer behind the shop when the door slammed behind him. Ordinarily, that wouldn’t be a problem, as a release button inside the freezer can open the door. But the button was frozen solid. So McCabe looked around the freezer and saw the shop’s last “black pudding,” or blood sausage, which he used as a battering ram to unstick the button. “They are a big, long stick that you can just about get your hand around,” McCabe told The Mirror. “I used it like the police use battering rams to break door locks in. Black pudding saved my life, without a doubt.” He believes he would have died within 30 minutes in the -4 degree temperature had the blood sausage battering ram not worked.

Fighting Fire with…Ice?

One of Quebec City, Canada’s iconic tourist attractions is its ice hotel, the 45-room Hotel de Glace. But on Jan. 9, the hotel’s unlikeliest disaster—a fire—broke out in one of the guest rooms, the CBC reported. Manager Jacques Desbois admitted that, “When I received the phone call, they had to repeat twice that there was a fire in the ice hotel.” Predictably, the flames did not spread and caused little damage to the structure, although smoke spread throughout the hotel and residents were evacuated. “In a room made out of ice and snow, there are few clues to look at,” Desbois said. Each room has candles, and the hotel is considering the possibility that one of them caused the fire.

Family Values vs. Family Valuables

Alyce Davenport, 30, and Diron Conyers, 27, of Southbridge, Mass., couldn’t make

it to the funeral of Audra Johnson, Davenport’s mother, on Jan. 5 because they were busy stealing a safe from Johnson’s home. Southbridge police started searching for the pair after the decedent’s boyfriend discovered her safe was missing, reported The Worcester Telegram and Gazette. When police stopped Davenport the next day, they found her deceased mother’s safe in the trunk of the car she was driving (also registered to Johnson) and seized it. Davenport and Conyers were arrested at a Sturbridge motel, where officers found jewelry, keys, cellphones and other items formerly belonging to Audra Johnson.

Pest Control Gone Wrong

An unnamed man tried an unconventional method to kill a wolf spider in his Redding, Calif., apartment on Jan. 7. He set it afire with a torch lighter. Unfortunately, the burning spider ran onto a mattress and caught it on fire. Residents were able to put out the mattress fire, but not before the flames had reached nearby drapes, a flag collection and a closet, reported the Redding Record Searchlight. When a garden hose failed to douse the growing blaze, firefighters were called—preventing it from spreading to other apartments. The blaze caused about $11,000 in damage.

Just Horsing Around?

Daniel Bennett, 18, of Irvington, Ala., was charged in Mobile County with bestiality after “engaging in sexual contact with an animal, to wit: a horse.” The horse’s owner, Francine Janes, and her husband became suspicious when their dogs started barking on the evening of Jan. 4. They found Bennett, dressed in a trench coat and carrying burglar’s tools, hiding in one of their barn stalls, Janes told WPMI-TV. Bennett told Janes “he wanted to pet (Polly) the horse,” but he admitted to sheriff’s investigators he had instead sexually molested Polly. Janes said she suspects Bennett had visited Polly “seven, maybe 10 times,” because “toilet paper had been left; items had been turned over, and that’s as far as I want to go.”

Plan Z From Outer Space?

Troy, Mich., police received two calls early on Jan. 10, both leading them to the Zion Church. One call was from the church, reporting vandalism caused by gunfire. The other was from the alleged shooter, who told police the church was, in fact, “an alien spaceship.” Surveillance video shows the unnamed shooter, 40, driving up to the church around 5 a.m. and firing shots into the doors. “He was talking very strangely about how the Zion Church is an alien spaceship for reptiles,” Troy Police Capt. Bob Redmond told WJBK-TV in Detroit. Police were assessing the shooter’s mental health to determine whether charges would be filed. © 2018 ANDREWS MCMEEL SYNDICATION J A N U A R Y 2 5 , 2 0 1 8 | 53

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â&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;a? So listen, no hard-provoking, thought-throbbing essay on the schmutz of our times this week, no sir. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s back to the Uptowner tavern/charm school situated at the corner of Hysteric Center Street and Humboldt for more political campaign planning with my so-called brain trust. Come along if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like, but you buy the first round. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s get going. Julius: All Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m saying is maybe Trumpel-thinskin talks and acts like a fockstick â&#x20AC;&#x2122;cause heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got syphilis from one of those siliconed porn stars. Ray: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve heard the reason Trump wants a government shutdown is he thinks that means he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to sit in his office for workâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;like a kid getting a snow day from school. Emil: So the wife wants me to go out and get either a dog or a gun for the home security deterrence. Herbie: Go for the gun, Emil. Low maintenance. Plus, youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re white and a focking idiot. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m thinking the Republicans might even pay guys like you to have a gun. Little Jimmy Iodine: And with a dog, when a stranger comes to the house, you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know if Fido might bark and scare the person off, or instead perform a quick crotch-sniff and go straight to the leghumping welcome. Ernie: Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d sure like to know who the first knucklehead was who had the focking stupid bright idea of taking an otherwise productive animal from out there in the wild and, instead, keep it in his hovel or yurt and call it a pet, where its job would be to do abso-focking-lutely nothing. Herbie: Anthropologistically, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d say it would be some kind of king or liege lord suffering from the effects of too many generations of royal inbreeding and too much time on his hands. Julius: Animals belong either in the woods or on a menu, but not in my living room going nuts trying to get at something that rolled

or crawled under the sofa. Like Artie says, until the free enterprise system can put a house-pet on the market that can operate a microwave, flush a toilet and clean a handgun, you can forget about me having something with four legs in my apartment besides a coffee table or, god willing, twin 21-year-old blonde pole dancers, what the fock. Ray: And speaking of focking idiotâ&#x20AC;Ś Little Jimmy Iodine: Hey, Artie! Over here. Put a load on your keister. Art: Hey, gents. What do you hear, what do you know. Ernie: I know the wifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s all upset since she thought she read on the internet that the astronomers have discovered that the stars have shifted alignment, and so everything you thought you knew about the science of astrology is bullshit. Emil: You got to be jerking my beefaroni. Astrology is bullshit? Ernie: All I know is that she thought she was a Virgo and now sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Leo. Herbie: It happens. Do we ever really know who we are? I knew a guy married to a nice gal named Lenore, cooked and cleaned to beat the band. She got a little bored with the domestic life, took a night course at a womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s college. Next thing you know, she cleaned out the bank account, took a trip to Sweden, and when she returned Lenore was now Leon. Ray: So heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s married to a guy now? Herbie: Yeah, but he says itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no big deal. She likes football a lot

more than she used to. And because theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re still married, sex remains a non-issue and thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never, ever a domestic dispute about whether the goddamn toilet seat is up or down. They seem happy. Little Jimmy: Cripes, our astronomers must be working overtime these days â&#x20AC;&#x2122;cause the other week I heard they discovered another new planet out there in space somewheres, and that this one might actually be able to have some life on it, maybe even like ours. Julius: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about time. We all know that someday our sun is going to go kaput and weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to have to move somewhere else on another planet. So far weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve only been to the moonâ&#x20AC;&#x201D;a place that looks just like Nevada minus the gambling and legalized prostitution. Who in their focking right mind would want to live there? Herbie: OK. OK. OK. Letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s keep cool heads about moving to a new planet. Obviously, us Americans need to get their first and get things organized, especially if this new planet is just like Earth. Like, what are we going to do about the people in North Korea who try to survive on one bowl of porridge per year? If you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going to want to live in â&#x20AC;&#x153;New Las Vegasâ&#x20AC;? and get in on those daily all-you-can-eat breakfast buffets for $4.95â&#x20AC;&#x201D;think again. (Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s getting late and I know you got to go, but thanks for letting us bend your ear, â&#x20AC;&#x2122;cause Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Art Kumbalek and I told you so.)

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