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After difficult youth, it’s good times for Gardell BY LUAINE LEE Tribune News Service
PASADENA, Calif. – When he was a kid, comedian Billy Gardell was often in trouble, and not because he was the class clown. “I was one of those kids that didn’t quite fit in. I was still trying to figure 6:00
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parents got divorced; we had a few stepfathers. We were relocated a bunch of times. We didn’t have a lot of money and all that – but I come from a working class town where the humor is based on getting through the day,” says Gardell, co-star of “Mike and 8:00
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Molly,” who’s looking stylish in a white dress shirt and black vest. “I come from Pittsburgh, which is a steel town, a hard working town. They have this habit of, ‘Let’s make light of it so we can get through a tough situation.’ So that’s kind
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“We went to a very nice high school, but every nice high school [looks out] for the poor kids and puts them in that school. I don’t know why they do that – whether it’s funding or what it is – we were those kids. We were kind of the outcasts. Trying to figure out who I was in a place that I felt like I didn’t belong was tough for me.” 6:00
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But if he were bowed by adversity, Gardell wouldn’t be where he is today. Not only is he starring in a hit CBS sitcom, he’s hosting the new, syndicated game show, “Monopoly Millionaires’ Club,” in which lottery winners from across the nation vie for $1 million under the iconic Monopoly aegis. While exposing emotions through acting was a tough call for him, he says slipping into 7:00
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While he finds himself at the pinnacle of 25 years of struggle, Gardell was 3 months shy of quitting comedy and had lined up a DJ job with a friend in Pittsburgh when fate intervened. “I took (comedy) seriously later on, probably around 30. Up until then it was just: Can I tell jokes and get paid? But I really started to take my career seriously around
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the suit and tie of a game show host was easy. “I have not done anything like this before, that’s the cool thing about being a standup comic first, it’s kind of an easy transition to be a host. I just guest hosted ‘The Late, Late Show’ and I did very well at hosting ‘Monopoly.’ We [standups] grew up talking to people, and it’s a live audience, it’s a simple thing – for us it is.”
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“MS” Ribs tailor-made for slow-cooking enthusiasts Slow cooking has grown in popularity in recent years, and perhaps no dish is more synonymous with slow cooking than ribs. While it helps to be a professional or seasoned amateur when preparing ribs, you don’t need to be a proficient pork preparer to enjoy the following recipe for “Coriander Spare Ribs With Cilantro Butter” from Andrew Schloss’ “Cooking Slow” (Chronicle Books). 6:00
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Coriander Spare Ribs With Cilantro Butter- Makes 6 servings 3 - tablespoons ground cilantro coriander 2 - racks of pork ribs, about 4 2 - tablespoons raw sugar pounds each, preferably 1 - tablespoon ground cumin St. Louis cut - Sea salt and freshly ground 4 - tablespoons unsalted black pepper butter - Finely grated zest and juice 1 - garlic clove, minced of 2 limes Contined on page 11
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He decided to ride out one more pilot season. “That’s when we all go fishing for a show for 3 months and hope we get a gig. And I only got six auditions in those 3 months, and the last audition was ‘Mike & Molly’ and it all changed.” “Mike & Molly” took off. “And that led to big crowds in theaters and casinos for my stand6:00
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Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ Storage Wars ’ (4:00) ››› “Jurassic Park” (1993) ›› “The Lost World: Jurassic Park” (1997) Jeff Goldblum. An expedition returns to monitor dinosaurs’ progress. (CC) ›› “Jurassic Park III” (2001, Adventure) Sam Neill, William H. Macy. (CC) My Cat From Hell ’ My Cat From Hell “Loves Bites!” (N) ’ Treetop Cat Treetop Cat My Cat From Hell “Psychic Disconnect” Treetop Cat Treetop Cat My Cat From Hell “Psychic Disconnect” The Real Housewives of New York City The Real Housewives of New York City Bravo First Looks To Be Announced To Be Announced The Dukes of Hazzard The Dukes of Hazzard The Dukes of Hazzard The Dukes of Hazzard Pontoon Payday Pontoon Payday Pontoon Payday Pontoon Payday Couples Retreat (6:19) ›› “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan” (2008, Comedy) Adam Sandler, John Turturro. (CC) Nick Swardson: Taste It (N) (CC) Nate Bargatze: Full Time Magic (CC) Matt Braunger: Big, Dumb Animal (CC) Wh. Sox Postgame SportsNet Central Chicago Fire Pre MLS Soccer Montreal Impact at Chicago Fire. From Toyota Park in Bridgeview, Ill. Beer Money SportsNet Central SportsNet Central UFA (5:00) “Afghan Luke” (2011) (CC) Cheaters ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Rules/Engagement Rules/Engagement Community (CC) Community (CC) “Becoming Redwood” (2012) (CC) Deadliest Catch “Prodigal Son” (CC) To Be Announced Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) K.C. Undercover “Zapped” (2014) Zendaya, Spencer Boldman. ’ ‘G’ (CC) (9:15) Lab Rats ’ (9:40) Mighty Med (10:05) Jessie ’ Girl Meets World I Didn’t Do It (CC) Liv & Maddie (CC) “Legally Blonde 2” ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. ›› “Legally Blonde” (2001, Comedy) Reese Witherspoon, Luke Wilson. “Legally Blonde 2” College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 9: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NCAA Update College Softball NCAA World Series, Game 10: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Baseball NCAA Tournament, Regional: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) Arena Football Arizona Rattlers at Spokane Shock. Veterans Memorial Arena. (N) (Live) Baseball Tonight (4:30) ››› “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” ››› “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” (2009) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. New dangers lurk for Harry, Dumbledore and their friends. ››› “Frankenweenie” (2012) Diners, Drive Guilty Pleasures Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) Voices of Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin. ›› “Rise of the Guardians” (2012) Voices of Chris Pine, Alec Baldwin. Mike & Molly (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store (5:00) “For Better or for Worse” ‘G’ When Calls the Heart (N) (CC) “All of My Heart” (2015, Romance) Lacey Chabert, Brennan Elliott. ‘G’ (CC) When Calls the Heart (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Love It or List It “Matt & Marci” (CC) Property Brothers “Aven & Phillip” Property Brothers “Sandy & Susy” House Hunters Renovation (CC) Living Big Sky Living Big Sky Property Brothers “Sandy & Susy” Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) (9:33) Pawn Stars (10:03) Pawn Stars (10:32) Pawn Stars (11:01) Pawn Stars (11:31) Pawn Stars (5:00) ›› “27 Dresses” (2008) (CC) Marilyn: The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe Norma Jeane reinvents herself. (N) Beyond: Marilyn and Her Men Beyond: Marilyn and Her Men Marilyn: The Secret Life of Marilyn (5:35) ›› “Step Up Revolution” (2012, Drama) Ryan Guzman, Kathryn McCormick, Misha Gabriel. ’ ›› “Step Up” (2006) Channing Tatum. A troubled guy’s dancing attracts the attention of a ballerina. › “Half Baked” (1998) Dave Chappelle. Nicky, Ricky Nicky, Ricky Bella, Bulldogs Nicky, Ricky 100 Things The Thundermans Fresh Prince Fresh Prince Friends ’ (CC) (10:36) Friends ’ (11:12) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air ’ (4:30) ›› “Morning Glory” (2010) (7:10) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. (9:15) ›› “Morning Glory” (2010) Rachel McAdams. A producer tries to revitalize a struggling morning-news program. Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops “On the Run” ››› “Training Day” (2001, Crime Drama) Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke. ’ (5:00) ››› “GoldenEye” (1995, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean. “Joy Ride 3: Roadkill” (2014, Suspense) Kirsten Prout, Dean Armstrong. Premiere. ››› “Thunderball” (1965, Action) Sean Connery, Claudine Auger, Adolfo Celi. Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Your Family Cougar Town (CC) Cougar Town (CC) Sorcerer’s Ap My 600-Lb. Life “Joe’s Story” ’ (CC) My 600-Lb. Life “Chay’s Story” (CC) My 600-Lb. Life “Marla’s Story” (CC) My 600-Lb. Life “Angel’s Story” (CC) My 600-Lb. Life “Joe’s Story” ’ (CC) My 600-Lb. Life “Chay’s Story” (CC) (4:30) ›› “The Chronicles of Riddick” NBA Tip-Off (N) NBA Basketball Atlanta Hawks at Cleveland Cavaliers. (N) (Live) (CC) Inside the NBA (N) ’ (Live) (CC) ›› “Old School” (2003) Luke Wilson. Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show The Boondocks American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Kill la Kill (N) Ghost Adventures “Letchworth Village” Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures (N) (CC) The Dead Files (N) (CC) The Dead Files (CC) Ghost Adventures (CC) truTV Top Funniest Live T.V. blunders. World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Pointless contests. Barmageddon (10:01) Barmageddon (11:02) World’s Dumbest... Family Feud (CC) (6:36) Family Feud (7:12) Everybody Loves Raymond (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends ’ (CC) (11:40) Friends ’ NCIS The team searches for Bodnar. ’ NCIS “Damned If You Do” ’ (8:02) NCIS “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” (9:02) NCIS “Past, Present and Future” (10:02) NCIS “Kill Ari” (CC) (11:02) NCIS “Kill Ari” (CC) Saturday Night Live ’ (CC) ››› “13 Going on 30” (2004) Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo, Judy Greer. ’ ››› “Selena” (1997) Jennifer Lopez, Edward James Olmos. Mexican-American singer skyrockets to fame. ’ (CC) (5:30) ››› “Airplane!” (1980) iTV. ’ ›› “My Fellow Americans” (1996) Jack Lemmon. iTV. ’ (8:45) ›› “Quigley Down Under” (1990, Western) Tom Selleck, Laura San Giacomo. iTV. ’ (CC) (10:50) ››› “Silverado” (1985) (CC) (5:00) ››› “The Good Lie” (2014) (CC) 2015 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Inductees include Ringo Starr. (N) ’ (CC) Game of Thrones “The Gift” ’ (CC) VICE ’ (CC) The Good Lie (CC) (5:15) › “Blended” (2014) ’ (CC) (7:15) ››› “Dawn of the Dead” (2004) Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames. ’ (CC) ›››› “Her” (2013, Comedy-Drama) Joaquin Phoenix, Amy Adams. ’ (CC) (11:10) “Stacked Racks From Mars” ’ Penny Dreadful ›› “Last Vegas” (2013, Comedy) Michael Douglas. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014, Action) Aaron Paul, Imogen Poots. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (11:15) Penny Dreadful Outlander “The Search” (iTV) ’ (CC) Outlander “Wentworth Prison” (iTV) ’ Outlander “To Ransom a Man’s Soul” (9:05) Outlander (iTV) ’ (CC) (10:10) Outlander (iTV) ’ (CC) (11:15) ››› “22 Jump Street” (2014) (5:55) ›› “Hart’s War” (2002, War) Bruce Willis, Colin Farrell. ’ (CC) ››› “Manhunter” (1986, Suspense) William L. Petersen, Kim Greist. ’ (CC) (10:05) ›› “Stag Night” (2008, Horror) Kip Pardue. ’ (CC) ››› Manhunter
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