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(4:15) ››› “Frozen” (2013) ’ ‘PG’ (CC) The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians SportsCenter (N) Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) PBA Bowling League Semifinals. (Taped) 30 for 30 MLS Soccer Toronto FC at Portland Timbers. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) E:60 SportsCenter (N) Outside Reporters 30 for 30 SportsCenter Special Rookie Rookie College Softball Arizona at Oregon. (N) 30 for 30 30 for 30 (CC) Sports. Giada Trisha’s Pioneer Guy’s Tia In Italy Pioneer Tiffani’s Farm Brunch at The Kitchen Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped Spring Baking (6:00) “Bring It On” ›› “Bring It On: All or Nothing” (2006) ››› “Bring It On: In It to Win It” (2007) ›› “Bring It On: Fight to the Finish” (2:15) ››› “The Hunger Games” (2012) Jennifer Lawrence. 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(CC) ›› “The Warrior’s Way” (2010) (CC) “The Lone Ranger” Friends Friends Friends Friends ››› “Father of the Bride” (1991) Steve Martin. (11:20) ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) (1:45) ››› “Shrek 2” (2004) (3:45) ›››› “The Wizard of Oz” (1939) Paid Paid Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Say Yes Who Do You Who Do You Who Do You Who Do You Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ ›› “Step Up 2 the Streets” (2008) (CC) ›› “Think Like a Man” (2012) Michael Ealy. 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(4:50) “Cape Fear” (6:30) “The Bear” (8:10) “Arthur & Merlin” (2015) Kirk Barker. ››› “Calendar Girls” (2003) Helen Mirren. “Song One” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (CC) “After Words” (2015) ‘NR’ (CC) “Bravetown” (2015) Josh Duhamel. ‘R’ (CC) “Calendar Girls” ’
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(CC) Cougar Town (CC) Cougar Town (CC) ›› “Just Friends” (2005, Romance-Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Amy Smart. (CC) Naked and Afraid “Forsaken” ’ (CC) Naked and Afraid “Contamination” ’ Naked and Afraid: Uncensored (N) ’ Naked and Afraid “The Danger Within” (10:01) Trailblazers ’ (CC) (11:01) Naked and Afraid ’ (CC) The 2016 Radio Disney Music Awards Fans vote for their favorite artists. (N) ’ The 2016 Radio Disney Music Awards Fans vote for their favorite artists. (CC) Backstage (CC) K.C. Undercover Austin & Ally (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Rich Kids of Beverly Hills “Bridezilla” Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Rich Kids of Beverly Hills “Bridezilla” Baseball: Sunday Night Countdown MLB Baseball New York Yankees at Boston Red Sox. From Fenway Park in Boston. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) SportsCenter Special (N) SportsCenter Special World of X Games World of X Games SportsCenter Spec. ESPN FC (N) NBA Basketball Guy’s Grocery Games (Part 4 of 5) Guy’s Grocery Games (N) (Part 5 of 5) Spring Baking Championship (N) Cutthroat Kitchen (N) Cooks vs. Cons “Taco Takedown” Spring Baking Championship (5:30) ››› “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” (2013, Science Fiction) Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson. ››› “Mean Girls” (2004, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey. Joel Osteen (CC) Dr. David Jeremiah (4:00) ›› “Battleship” (2012) ’ (CC) ››› “Lone Survivor” (2013, War) Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana. ’ (CC) ››› “Lone Survivor” (2013, War) Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Eric Bana. ’ (CC) “Perfect Match” (2015, Romance-Comedy) Danica McKellar, Paul Greene. ‘G’ (CC) Good Witch “Out of the Past” (N) (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Property Brothers (CC) Lakefront Bargain Lakefront Bargain Caribbean Life Caribbean Life Island Life (CC) Island Life (CC) House Hunters Hunters Int’l Caribbean Life Caribbean Life American Pickers ’ (CC) American Pickers “Captain Quirk” ’ American Pickers The Georgia Gambler. American Pickers ’ (CC) (10:03) Top Gear “America vs. Europe” (11:01) American Pickers ’ (CC) “His Secret Family” (2015, Drama) Haylie Duff, David O’Donnell. (CC) “Pretty Little Addict” (2015) Andrea Bowen, Scott Lyster. Premiere. (CC) (10:02) “His Secret Family” (2015, Drama) Haylie Duff, David O’Donnell. (CC) Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ ›› “Next Friday” (2000, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps, Justin Pierce. ’ › “Rush Hour 3” (2007, Action) Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, Hiroyuki Sanada. ’ “Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story” The Other Kingdom The Other Kingdom Henry Danger “One Henry, Three Girls” Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped “Dallia Dippolito” (CC) Killer Couples Killer Couples (N) Snapped “Ana Gonzalez-Angulo” (CC) Killer Couples Living With Funny Like a Boss Bar Rescue “Paradise Lost” ’ Bar Rescue “How to Train the Dragon” Bar Rescue “Demolition Man” (N) ’ Life or Debt “In Their Shoes” (N) ’ Bar Rescue “Bare Rescue” ’ Bar Rescue “Demolition Man” ’ (5:00) ›› “The Lone Ranger” (2013) Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer. (CC) ››› “Skyfall” (2012, Action) Daniel Craig, Judi Dench. 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A Delicious Take on an Old Favorite Goulash Meatballs
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Few foods are as universally beloved as meatballs. There’s something about the combination of rich meat and bread crumbs rolled up into a perfect bite-sized ball that appeals to people of all ages. One of the great things about meatballs is their versatility. Meatballs can be served as an appetizer, a side dish or the main course. Meatballs’ versatility also extends to their ingredients.
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were changes in the production team and in the storyline over those two seasons. And the Q: I waited for a new season audience declined significantly of “The Bridge” and nothing in the second season. happened. Diane Kruger and Q: Are they (whoever they are) Demian Bichir were excellent. ever going to make another FX messed up! Narnia movie? A: You’ve been waiting for A: Two years ago I noted that quite some time. FX decided a deal had been made for a not to continue the series in October 2014 after two seasons. fourth movie based on C.S. Lewis’ books, and that it might As TVGuide.com pointed out, while reviews were good, there arrive in 2016. I don’t think that CONTINUED FROM 6
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acters not seen before in the films – but from Lewis’ tales. Q: Can you please tell me what happened to “Code Black,” one of my favorites? Is it returning? A: The CBS drama starring Marcia Gay Harden concluded its 18-episode first season with the telecast “Blood Sport” on Feb. 24. While CBS has picked up some shows for another run, “Code Black” has neither been canceled nor renewed. If we
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(CC) › “Saw VI” (2009, Horror) Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell. (CC) ››› “Se7en” (1995, Suspense) Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman. (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) 2 Broke Girls ’ 2 Broke Girls ’ Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory 2 Broke Girls 2 Broke Girls Conan (N) (CC) 2 Broke Girls ’ Conan (CC) My 600-Lb. Life “Nikki’s Story” (CC) My 600-Lb. Life: Extended (N) ’ (CC) Extreme Weight Loss “Chantell” Chris helps Chantell lose weight. ’ (CC) Extreme Weight Loss “Jarvez” (CC) My 600-Lb. Life: Extended ’ (CC) Castle A bomb kills protesters at a rally. ›› “Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters” (2013) Logan Lerman. (CC) (9:15) ›› “The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor” (2008) Brendan Fraser, Jet Li. 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Cops Reloaded ’ The Longest Yard (6:16) ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008, Romance-Comedy) Jason Segel, Kristen Bell. (CC) › “Walk of Shame” (2014, Comedy) Elizabeth Banks, James Marsden, Gillian Jacobs. Premiere. (CC) Forget Sarah Cubs Postgame SportsNet Central MLB Baseball Washington Nationals at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field in Chicago. (Subject to Blackout) SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Fight Sports Cheaters Judith ends her marriage. ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bob’s Burgers Bob’s Burgers ’ Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld “The Rye” Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) Deadliest Catch ’ (CC) Deadliest Catch “100 Injury Rate” (CC) Deadliest Catch “100 Injury Rate” (CC) Best Friends K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover Lab Rats: Bio. Lab Rats: Bio. Best Friends K.C. Undercover Liv and Maddie ’ Austin & Ally (CC) Chrisley Knows Chrisley Knows ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep. A divorcee is caught between her ex and an architect. ›› “It’s Complicated” (2009) Meryl Streep. A divorcee is caught between her ex and an architect. NBA Basketball SportsCenter (N) SportsCenter Special 30 for 30 (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) (5:00) College Lacrosse Teams TBA. (N) College Volleyball NCAA Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Chopped “Momumental” Chopped “Mother’s Day” Chopped “Sitcom Moms” Chopped “Grandma Vs. Grandma” Chopped “Mother’s Day” (4:45) ››› “Pitch Perfect” (2012) Anna Kendrick. ››› “Twinsters” (2015, Documentary) Premiere. (9:45) ››› “The Parent Trap” (1998, Comedy) Lindsay Lohan, Dennis Quaid, Natasha Richardson. (3:30) ››› Thor ›› “Thor: The Dark World” (2013, Action) Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman. ’ (CC) ››› “Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011, Action) Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell. ’ (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) “A Country Wedding” (2015, Romance) Jesse Metcalfe, Autumn Reeser. ‘G’ (CC) “Love’s Complicated” (2015) Holly Marie Combs, Ben Bass. (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Flip or Flop (CC) Flip or Flop (CC) Property Brothers “Chris & Mike” (CC) Property Brothers (CC) House Hunters Renovation (N) (CC) Living Big Sky (N) Living Big Sky (N) Property Brothers (CC) To Be Announced Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars Counting Cars “Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail” “The Real MVP: The Wanda Durant Story” (2016) Cassandra Freeman. ‘PG’ (CC) (9:02) › “Tyler Perry’s Temptation” (2013, Drama) Jurnee Smollett-Bell. (CC) “Real MVP: Wanda Durant” Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ ›› “Step Up 3” (2010) Rick Malambri. Street dancers prepare for a high-stakes showdown. ’ › “John Tucker Must Die” (2006) Jesse Metcalfe, Sophia Bush, Ashanti. ’ ›› Carrie (2013) Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger (N) School of Rock (N) Bella, Bulldogs Game Shakers ’ Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped “Heather Miller” (CC) Snapped A home invasion gone wrong. She Made Me Do It Snapped “Tammy Armstrong” (CC) She Made Me Do It Quit Your Day Job “Ultimatums” Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Jail: Las Vegas ’ Jail ’ (CC) Jail ’ (CC) (5:30) ››› “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman. (CC) ›› “John Carter” (2012) Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins. A human soldier becomes embroiled in a conflict on Mars. (CC) Hunters “The Beginning & the End” Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Full Frontal The Detour ››› “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” (2005) Dateline: Real Life Mysteries ’ (CC) To Be Announced Dateline on TLC A nurse is butchered. Dateline on TLC “The Wire, Part 2” (N) To Be Announced Dateline on TLC A nurse is butchered. “Pirates of the Caribbean: End” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” (2011, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. Premiere. (CC) ›› “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (2008) Keanu Reeves. Premiere. (CC) Adventure Time Adventure Time Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Dimension W (N) Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures “Haunted Savannah” Deadly Possessions (N) (CC) The Dead Files (N) (CC) The Dead Files (CC) Deadly Possessions (CC) Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. (4:30) ›› “Sister Act” (1992) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond George Lopez ’ George Lopez ’ King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens NCIS A death aboard a top-secret ship. NCIS An assassin targets a key witness. NCIS “Seek” ’ (CC) NCIS “Berlin” ’ (CC) NCIS “Patience” ’ (CC) Motive “Fallen” ’ (CC) ››› “Set It Off” (1996, Action) Jada Pinkett, Queen Latifah. Desperation drives four women to bank-robbery. ’ ›› “Last Holiday” (2006, Comedy) Queen Latifah. A terminally ill woman lives it up on vacation. ’ ››› Set It Off › “Fantastic Four” (2015, Action) Miles (8:45) ››› “Mad Max: Fury Road” (2015, Action) Tom Hardy, Game of Thrones › Fantastic Four (6:10) ››› “The Drop” (2014, Crime Drama) Tom Hardy. ’ ‘R’ (CC) Banshee ’ (CC) (8:55) “Criminal Activities” (2015) Michael Pitt. ’ ‘NR’ (CC) Banshee ’ (CC) Children of Men ‘R’ Penny Dreadful ’ House of Lies ’ ›› “The D Train” (2015, Comedy-Drama) Jack Black. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Duff” (2015) Mae Whitman. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (10:45) Penny Dreadful ’ (CC) (11:45) Dice (CC) (5:00) ›› “I, Robot” (2004) Will Smith. Outlander “La Dame Blanche” (iTV) ’ Outlander Claire and Jamie reunite. ’ (8:55) Outlander (iTV) ’ (CC) (9:50) Outlander ’ (10:45) The Girlfriend Experience (iTV) (11:20) ›› I, Robot (5:20) ››› “The Wedding Singer” (CC) ››› “Superbad” (2007, Comedy) Jonah Hill, Michael Cera. iTV. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (8:55) ››› “22 Jump Street” (2014, Comedy) Jonah Hill. iTV. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (10:50) ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” ›› “Black Snake Moan” (2007) Samuel L. Jackson. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) › “Wes Craven Presents: They” (2002) Laura Regan. (CC) › “See No Evil” (2006, Horror) Kane. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) › “Wes Craven Presents: They” (2002)
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