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Justified “The Promise” “The Makeover” (2013, Romance-Comedy) Julia Stiles, David Walton. ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “In My Dreams” (2014, Romance) Katharine McPhee, Mike Vogel. ‘PG’ (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Property Brothers “Beatriz & Brandon” Lakefront Bargain Lakefront Bargain Caribbean Life Caribbean Life Island Life (CC) Island Life (CC) House Hunters Hunters Int’l Caribbean Life Caribbean Life American Pickers “The Royal Risk” ’ Ax Men “Great Logs of Fire” ’ (CC) Ax Men “All Hands on Deck” (N) (CC) (9:03) Rivermen “The River Calls” (CC) (10:03) Vikings “Breaking Point” (CC) (11:01) Ax Men “Great Logs of Fire” ’ (5:00) “Deadly Revenge” (2013) (CC) › “Obsessed” (2009) Idris Elba. A stalker threatens a married man’s idyllic life. The Lizzie Borden Chronicles (N) (CC) (10:02) The Lizzie Borden Chronicles (11:02) › “Obsessed” (2009) Idris Elba. (4:30) › “Big Momma’s House 2” ’ ›› “Think Like a Man” (2012) Michael Ealy, Jerry Ferrara. 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(5:20) ›› “The Pacifier” (2005) (CC) ›› “Lake Placid” (1999) Bill Pullman. iTV Premiere. ’ ››› “Flatliners” (1990) Kiefer Sutherland, Julia Roberts. iTV. ’ (CC) ››› “Mad Max” (1979, Action) Mel Gibson. iTV. ’ (CC) (6:10) ›› “Let’s Be Cops” (2014, Comedy) Jake Johnson. ’ ‘R’ (CC) Game of Thrones (N) ’ (CC) Silicon Valley (N) Veep “East Wing” Last Week To. Game of Thrones ’ (CC) Veep “East Wing” (5:30) ›› “Bulletproof Monk” (2003) (7:15) ›› “The Purge: Anarchy” (2014) Frank Grillo, Carmen Ejogo. ’ (CC) ›› “Swordfish” (2001, Suspense) John Travolta. ’ (CC) Forbidden Science (11:15) Forbidden Science “Home” ’ (5:30) ›› “Last Holiday” (2006) Queen Latifah. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie (CC) Nurse Jackie (N) Nurse Jackie (CC) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014, Action) Aaron Paul, Imogen Poots. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) Nurse Jackie (CC) Nurse Jackie (CC) (5:20) › “Sex Tape” (2014) iTV. ’ Outlander “The Devil’s Mark” (iTV) ’ Outlander “The Devil’s Mark” (iTV) ’ (9:05) ››› “About Last Night” (2014) Kevin Hart, Michael Ealy. iTV. ’ (CC) (10:50) Outlander “The Devil’s Mark” ’ (5:00) ››› “Kelly & Cal” (2014) ’ ›› “Last Vegas” (2013, Comedy) Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro. ’ (CC) ›› “The To Do List” (2013, Comedy) Aubrey Plaza, Johnny Simmons. ’ (CC) ›› “On the Road” (2012) ’ (CC)
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Friel toughens up for ‘American Odyssey’ role BY LUAINE LEE Tribune News Service
PASADENA, Calif. – Actress Anna Friel looks Lilliputian in her black pantsuit. The gold key hangs heavy around her small neck. She seems the kind of woman who’d haunt 6:00
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the petite section. But Friel is one tough cookie. She proves that in her role as the Special Forces sergeant who’s stranded in jihadists’ territory in NBC’s thriller, “American Odyssey.” All that sinew didn’t come 7:00
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easily. A 6-footer accidentally tripped over her when she was tied, hands and knees, and kneeling for a scene. She paid for that episode with a crunched ankle. Her cornea was damaged when a stone flew into her eye, and she 8:00
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dislocated her shoulder from taking a fall more than 22 times. “I’m called the queen of ailments. I don’t know what would’ve happened if I hadn’t been in shape,” she laughs.
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As soon as she was cast the work began. “They sent a Marine to my house, a soldier, every day. We started walking a little bit every day and Pilates three times a week. And I’ve always been lucky that my frame is [resilient]. They said, ‘We have to get you very strong.’ “They had me running 6:00
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in the rain for five miles. I would run one mile and be out of breath. But he’d get me through that boundary and go, ‘C’mon!’ No sympathy, no empathy at all. I said, ‘I ha-aa-a-te this!’ And he’d just go, ‘Yep. Do it a bit longer.’ When you start to understand what these soldiers go through, particularly a Marine,” she said. “Woken up at 2 in the morn-
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at room temperature 1⁄2 cup shredded Gruyére or Emmenthal cheese 3 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese 2 garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons minced fresh flat-leaf parsley 2 teaspoons minced fresh tarragon or dill, or 1⁄2 teaspoon dried tarragon or dill 2 ounces honey-baked ham or Black Forest ham, julienned Prepare the crêpes. Preheat the oven to 350 F. Steam the onion and asparagus in a covered container over boiling water until the asparagus
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Becoming a mother at 29 filled her with an inner depth she’d never imagined, she The mother of 9-year-old, Gracie, with actor David Thew- said. “When you’re protecting lis, Friel says, “David and I are somebody else other than not together but we live across yourself, any kind of selfthe road. And when I’m away obsessiveness or lack of perhe comes and stays in my house, and he just brought Gra- spective just goes out of the cie to Marrakesh. It’s an uncon- window because that’s your primary focus. It makes the ventional scenario that works incredibly conventionally,” she job easier. I also think you’ve got something to reach deep says. CONTINUED FROM 7
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(4:00) Movie Movie Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ (4:35) ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001) (CC) (7:15) ››› “Hot Tub Time Machine” (2010, Comedy) John Cusack, Rob Corddry. (CC) ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001, Romance-Comedy) Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander. (CC) Heartland Poker SportsNet Central MLB Baseball Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox. From U.S. Cellular Field in Chicago. (Subject to Blackout) SportsNet Central SportsNet Central UFA (5:00) “Derby Dogs” (2012) Edward Hall. Cheaters (N) ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Rules/Engagement Rules/Engagement Community (CC) Community (CC) “Yellow Rock” (2011) Michael Biehn. Dual Survival “Grin and Bear It” (CC) Valley Uprising (N) ’ (CC) Everest Avalanche Tragedy ’ (CC) Valley Uprising ’ (CC) K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover “Teen Beach Movie” (2013) Ross Lynch. ’ ‘G’ (CC) (8:45) Lab Rats ’ (9:10) Lab Rats ’ (9:35) Austin & Ally Dog With a Blog Liv & Maddie (CC) Austin & Ally (CC) Girl Meets World (5:00) › “When in Rome” (2010) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. Grace Helbig Grace Helbig The Soup Kardashian (5:00) SportsCenter NBA Countdown NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) NBA Basketball First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 (CC) Baseball Tonight (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) ›› “The Princess Diaries” (2001, Comedy) Julie Andrews, Anne Hathaway, Hector Elizondo. ›› “The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement” (2004) Anne Hathaway, Julie Andrews. That’s So Raven That’s So Raven Chopped Chopped Chopped First round, diver scallops. Chopped Chopped “Chopped All-Stars Finale” Chopped First round, diver scallops. (5:30) ››› “Thor” (2011, Action) Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman. ››› “Captain America: The First Avenger” (2011, Action) Chris Evans, Hayley Atwell. Mike & Molly (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) (5:00) “All of My Heart” (2015) ‘G’ (CC) When Calls the Heart Elizabeth and Jack are closer than ever. (CC) When Calls the Heart Elizabeth and Jack are closer than ever. (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Love It or List It “Josmell & Carla” Property Brothers “Nicole & Colby” Property Brothers (CC) House Hunters Renovation (CC) Log Cabin Living Log Cabin Living Property Brothers (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved (9:03) Engineering Disasters (N) (CC) (10:03) Hangar 1: The UFO Files (CC) The Universe: Ancient Mysteries Solved (5:00) “Kept Woman” (2015) ‘14’ (CC) “Cleveland Abduction” (2015) Taryn Manning, Raymond Cruz. Premiere. ‘14’ (CC) Beyond the Headlines: Cleveland (10:02) The Lizzie Borden Chronicles (11:02) “Cleveland Abduction” ‘14’ (CC) Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ › “Friday After Next” (2002, Comedy) Ice Cube, Mike Epps. ’ ›› “Project X” (2012, Comedy) Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper. ’ ›› “Bachelorette” (2012) Isla Fisher Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Bella, Bulldogs Nicky, Ricky The Thundermans Fresh Prince Fresh Prince Friends ’ (CC) (10:36) Friends ’ (11:12) George Lopez ’ (CC) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005) Sandra Bullock. (8:10) ›› “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” (2005, Comedy) Sandra Bullock, Regina King. Sex and the City Sex and the City Sex and the City Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops (N) ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Auction Hunters (N) Auction Hunters (N) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) ›› “The Transporter 2” (2005, Action) Jason Statham. ’ “Lake Placid: The Final Chapter” (2012) Robert Englund, Yancy Butler. ‘14’ “Lake Placid vs. Anaconda” (2015) Robert Englund, Yancy Butler. Premiere. “Robocroc” (2013, Science Fiction) Corin Nemec, Steven Hartley. ‘14’ Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Your Family Meet the Smiths Cougar Town (CC) Cougar Town (CC) To Be Announced ›› “The Replacements” (2000, Comedy) Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Orlando Jones. (CC) ›› “The Longest Yard” (2005) Adam Sandler. Prisoners train for a football game against the guards. ›› “The Replacements” (2000) Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show The Boondocks American Dad ’ American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Kill la Kill (N) Ghost Adventures A spirit of a killer. Ghost Adventures “Black Swan Inn” Ghost Adventures (N) (CC) The Dead Files (Season Premiere) (N) The Dead Files (CC) Ghost Adventures (CC) World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... A Grown Up A Grown Up (11:02) World’s Dumbest... America’s Funniest Home Videos (CC) America’s Funniest Home Videos (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family Modern Family ››› “Friday” (1995, Comedy) Ice Cube, Chris Tucker, Nia Long. Saturday Night Live “SNL’s NFL Saturday” Fan favorite sports-themed sketches. The Ride “Jessie J” Jessie J. ’ The Fabulous Life Of... Nicki Minaj. ’ The Fabulous Life Of... ’ The Ride “Jessie J” Jessie J. ’ (5:35) ›› “Lake Placid” (1999) (CC) ››› “Point Break” (1991, Action) Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves. iTV. ’ (CC) (9:05) ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman. iTV. ’ (CC) Final Destination (4:40) “X-Men: Days of Future Past” ’ ›› “Godzilla” (2014) Aaron Taylor-Johnson. Premiere. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) Boxing Bryant Jennings vs. Wladimir Klitschko. (N) ’ (Live) (CC) Mayweather REAL Sports Full Metal Jacket ›› “Man of Steel” (2013, Action) Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Michael Shannon. ’ (CC) ›› “Out of Time” (2003) Denzel Washington, Eva Mendes. Premiere. ’ (CC) Femme Fatales ’ Femme Fatales ’ Need for Speed ’ All Access (N) ’ ›››› “Boyhood” (2014, Drama) Ellar Coltrane, Patricia Arquette, Ethan Hawke. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (9:45) All Access (10:15) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014, Action) Aaron Paul. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (4:45) “Die Hard With a Vengeance” Outlander “The Devil’s Mark” (iTV) ’ Outlander “Lallybroch” (iTV) (N) (CC) Outlander “Lallybroch” (iTV) ’ (CC) (10:05) Outlander “Lallybroch” (iTV) ’ (11:10) “Die Hard With a Vengeance” ›› “Last Vegas” (2013, Comedy) Michael Douglas, Robert De Niro. ’ (CC) “Butcher Boys” (2013) Ali Faulkner, Edwin Neal. ’ (CC) “The Hollow” (2004, Horror) Kevin Zegers. Premiere. ’ (CC) “Butcher Boys” (2013) Ali Faulkner. ’
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