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You know his face, but probably not his name BY LUAINE LEE Tribune News Service
PASADENA, Calif. – Most people would recognize actor Stephen Tobolowsky. He’s played everything from the head of the Ku Klux Klan to a holistic healer. He’s made more than 200 movies and as many TV shows, but few people know his 6:00
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name. And those who do have trouble spelling his marquee-challenged moniker. Though he’s never been TMZfamous (and doesn’t want to be) Tobolowsky has set a standard that’s hard to match. He did it for most of his career through ambition, he says, seated at 7:00
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a round, oak table in a hotel meeting room. That began when he was 5. “The teacher in Sunday school asked us to play King David. I didn’t know what acting was, but it was the greatest performance I ever had,” he says. “All the other kids were machine
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Afterward the teacher scolded the others but complimented Stephen. “I saw the sheep and saw the wolf and understand it all. And I went, ‘Wow, I love this.’ The best performance I ever had in my life. It was like magical. At that point in time I believed in monsters, Dracula, Wolfman, Godzilla – they were all real. And I thought if I could spin this King 6:00
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and Kathy (Baker’s) part we are parents who are worried about our kids, and we want our children to be happy and successful. Now, how real can you get?” The secret to his acting expertise is to always be true, he says. “You find one real thing in whatever part you’re working on. And it can be just tiny, but if it’s real, it all grows from that one spot.” Married with two children, Tobolowsky considers himself
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“MS” Tasty meal gets kids cooking in the kitchen
Cheddar Beef Enchiladas - Yield: 2 casseroles
Getting children to try new foods is not always easy. Kids have a tendency to be picky when it comes to the foods they eat, and many youngsters are reluctant to try all but the 1 - pound ground beef most familiar foods.
cheese, divided
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also ensures that children are being exposed to an array of nutrients and vitamins that are essential for growing bodies.
inches), warmed
1 - cup water
1 - jar (16 ounces) salsa
2 - cups cooked rice
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beans
who has not.
10 - to 12 flour tortillas (8
Mexican-inspired dishes may be one way to put new foods on the dinner table. “Cheddar 2 - cups shredded cheddar Beef Enchiladas” from “Casseroles, Slow Cooker & Soups” by Taste of Home editors.
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sit in the backyard because there wasn’t much I could do.” He began reading the Talmud. “We all like to view our life as He’d let his childhood religion a form of simple arithmetic, retreat for 20 years. “Because I people like addition. If we can couldn’t do anything, I kept trying view our life as addition, we are to add one little thing at a time. I happy. If we see our life as subended up moving my bench to diftraction, that is different. Even though I was the luckiest person ferent parts of the yard. And I broke in the world, I was seeing my life down this little phrase: ‘When the problem of your life seems insuras continual subtraction. So I mountable, move your bench.’ I had to find ways to add things. So I added finding a new place to moved my bench and ended up CONTINUED FROM 7
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in the back part of the yard,” he says, leaning forward. “And I see this flicker of green and gold, and I look up and the back of the tree was covered with wild parrots.” Years earlier he’d heard about a pet shop fire where the owner, in a panic, had opened the door to free the parrots. The flock had survived and continued to thrive in the Los Angeles area. “The wild parrots were living in my tree. I
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with all miracles. It’s always easy to recognize the shadow once you’ve seen the real thing.’ “And I put the script down and looked out, and the yard was covered with shadows and sunlight. I’ve always thought of me being a person who viewed shadows as a part of darkness. But what if just one of these shadows was like one of those parrots – a miracle unobserved? And my life changed in an instant.”
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(5:00) “I Married Who?” (2012) ‘G’ (CC) Good Witch “The Truth About Lies” (N) “Recipe for Love” (2014, Romance) Danielle Panabaker, Shawn Roberts. ‘G’ (CC) Good Witch “The Truth About Lies” ’ The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Property Brothers “Maria & Dave” Property Brothers “Shannon & Darl” Property Brothers “Megan & Greg” House Hunters Renovation (N) (CC) House Hunters Hunters Int’l Property Brothers “Megan & Greg” Hangar 1: The UFO Files ’ (CC) Hangar 1: The UFO Files ’ (CC) Hangar 1: The UFO Files ’ (CC) Hangar 1: The UFO Files ’ (CC) (10:03) Hangar 1: The UFO Files (CC) (11:01) Hangar 1: The UFO Files (CC) (5:00) “Watch Your Back” (2015) (CC) “Bad Blood” (2014, Crime Drama) Taylor Cole, Jeff Kober. Premiere. (CC) (9:02) Movie (11:02) “Bad Blood” (2014) Taylor Cole. Catfish: The TV Show ’ ›› “Project X” (2012, Comedy) Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper. ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ The Thundermans (N) ’ (CC) Nickelodeon’s 28th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards Children choose favorites. (N) Nickelodeon’s 28th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards ’ (CC) (10:36) Friends ’ (11:12) Friends ’ (CC) (4:30) Movie ›› “Baby Mama” (2008, Comedy) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Greg Kinnear. (9:10) ›› “Baby Mama” (2008) Tina Fey. A career woman hires a surrogate mother to have her baby. (11:20) Movie Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) (11:01) ››› “Troy” (2004) Brad Pitt. “Age of Tomorrow” (2014, Action) Kelly Hu, Robert Picardo. Premiere. “Apocalypse Pompeii” (2014, Action) Adrian Paul, John Rhys-Davies. Premiere. ››› “The Descent” (2005, Horror) Shauna Macdonald, Natalie Mendoza. (5:00) 2015 NCAA Basketball Tournament Teams TBA. (N) 2015 NCAA Basketball Tournament Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside/Madness ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding (4:00) ››› “Public Enemies” (2009) ›››› “Saving Private Ryan” (1998, War) Tom Hanks, Edward Burns. U.S. troops look for a missing comrade during World War II. (CC) (10:45) ››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007) Bruce Willis. (5:00) ››› “Shrek” (2001, Comedy) Dragon Ball Z Kai One Piece (CC) King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ The Boondocks American Dad ’ American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Naruto: Shippuden Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures “Fear Factory” (CC) Ghost Adventures (N) (CC) The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files (CC) Ghost Adventures (CC) Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. A Grown Up A Grown Up A Grown Up A Grown Up Carbonaro Eff. Carbonaro Eff. Family Feud (CC) Family Feud (CC) Nickelodeon’s 28th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards (N) (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Friends ’ (CC) (11:40) Friends ’ (4:30) ›› “Fast Five” (2011, Action) Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ Modern Family ’ ››› “Predator” (1987) Premiere. 40 Greatest Pranks 4 Practical jokes. ’ ›› “Anger Management” (2003, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson, Marisa Tomei. ’ Hot GRITS ’ Walk of Shame Barely Famous ’ Take Me Home (5:05) ››› “Remember the Titans” ››› “The Spy Who Loved Me” (1977, Action) Roger Moore. iTV. ’ (CC) (9:10) ›› “Flightplan” (2005) Jodie Foster, Peter Sarsgaard. iTV. ’ (CC) (10:50) ›› “Rocky IV” (1985) iTV. ’ (4:45) ››› “Dreamgirls” (2006) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Into the Storm” (2014) Richard Armitage. ‘PG-13’ (CC) Girls “Home Birth” (9:05) Looking ’ (9:45) ›› “The Internship” (2013, Comedy) Vince Vaughn. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› Into the Storm (5:40) ›› “Closed Circuit” (2013) Eric Bana. ’ (CC) (7:20) ›› “The Signal” (2014) Brenton Thwaites. ’ (CC) ›› “The Mexican” (2001, Comedy-Drama) Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts. ’ (CC) (11:05) “All Babe Network” (2013) ’ Boxing Shameless “South Side Rules” (CC) Kobe Bryant’s Muse NBA player Kobe Bryant. ’ (CC) Boxing Jhonny Gonzalez vs. Gary Russell Jr. (N) ’ (Live) (CC) Boxing Black Sails “XVI.” (iTV) ’ (CC) (6:55) Black Sails “XVII.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XVIII.” ’ (CC) Black Sails “XVIII.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XVIII.” (iTV) ’ (CC) ›› “Deliver Us From Evil” (2014) (CC) ›› “Be Cool” (2005, Comedy) John Travolta, Uma Thurman. ’ (CC) “Smiley” (2012) Caitlin Gerard, Melanie Papalia. ’ (CC) (9:35) ››› “Night of the Living Dead” (1968, Horror) (CC) (11:15) “Smiley” (2012) Caitlin Gerard.
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