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(CC) Comedy Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die 1,000 Ways to Die (10:46) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) (1:02) ›› “Anger Management” (2003) Adam Sandler. (CC) (3:49) › “Billy Madison” (1995) (CC) SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Sexy Abs Cize It Cooker CIZE! BestPan! Paid Bsk High School Basketball High School Basketball ›››› “Hoop Dreams” (1994, Documentary) Paid In Touch David Campmeeting CIZE! In Search Cooker Hair Loss Ladder Dr. Ho Rules Rules Rookie Blue “Blink” Rookie Blue (CC) Made Holly “Dances-Wolves” J. Osteen In Touch Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Mickey The Lion Dog Dog ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” K.C. Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. Bunk’d Best Fr. Jessie ’ Girl Liv-Mad. Bunk’d Austin (4:15) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010) ’ Hollywood Medium Hollywood Medium Hollywood Medium Hollywood Medium Hollywood Medium I Am Cait (CC) The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians The Kardashians SportsCenter (N) Outside Reporters SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Basketball College Basketball College Basketball (4:15) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Becoming Becoming SportsCenter (N) Outside Reporters Basketball SportsCenter (N) College Basketball Bubble Watch (N) (Live) (CC) MLS Soccer Giada Trisha’s Pioneer Laura Valerie’s Giada Pioneer Trisha’s Southern Brunch at The Kitchen Beat Flay Beat Flay Beat Flay Beat Flay Beat Flay Beat Flay Beat Flay Beat Flay All-Star Academy “Back to the Future Part III” (8:45) ››› “Back to the Future” (1985) Michael J. 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Osteen Paid Experiment Experiment “Taken Back: Finding Haley” (2012) (CC) “Gone Missing” (2013) Daphne Zuniga. “The Stepchild” (2016) Lauren Holly. (CC) ››› “Taken” (CC) Ridic. Ridic. Ridic. › “Mr. Deeds” (2002) Adam Sandler. ’ (10:35) › “Big Daddy” (1999) Adam Sandler. ’ (12:55) MTV Suspect Catfish: The TV (3:15) ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale. ’ Rangers Sponge. “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs” ’ Turtles Sponge. Nickelodeon’s 2016 Kids’ Choice Awards Henry Danger (CC) Alvinnn!!! Alvinnn!!! Alvinnn!!! Alvinnn!!! Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. Sponge. House ’ (CC) House “Holding On” Killerpost Killerpost Snapped (CC) Snapped (CC) Snapped (CC) Snapped (CC) Snapped (CC) Snapped (CC) Snapped (CC) Shark ! Coffee! Xtreme Engine Truck Detroit Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ Bar Rescue ’ The Inter ›› “Star Trek VII: Generations” (1994) (CC) ››› “The Fifth Element” (1997) Bruce Willis. (CC) ›› “Outlander” (2008, Action) James Caviezel. (CC) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005, Action) Ioan Gruffudd. Plnet Ape Friends Friends Friends Friends ›› “Valentine’s Day” (2010) Jessica Alba. ››› “Definitely, Maybe” (2008) Ryan Reynolds. ››› “Hitch” (2005) Will Smith. › “Killers” (2010, Action) Ashton Kutcher. Summer Paid Love; Love; Love; Love; Love; Love; Love; Love; Love; Love; 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. 48 Hours: Hard Evid. Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ Law & Order ’ ›› “Resident Evil: Retribution” (2012) ›› “I Am Number Four” (2011, Action) Alex Pettyfer. ›› “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” (2012) Teen Teen We Bare We Bare Gumball Gumball Teen Teen We Bare We Bare Gumball Gumball Teen Teen We Bare We Bare Gumball Gumball Teen Teen Steven Steven Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries-Museum Mysteries- Cas. 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Osteen Colony “Zero Day” Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Couples Therapy ’ Mob Wives ’ (CC) (6:50) ››› “The Manchurian Candidate” ›› “Sam Whiskey” (1969) (10:40) ››› “Smokey and the Bandit” (12:20) ›› “Fletch” (1985) (2:05) ››› “Kingdom of Heaven” (2005) (CC) (4:35) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) (6:30) ›› “San Andreas” (2015) (8:25) ›› “Unbroken” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (10:45) ››› “Antwone Fisher” (2002) (CC) A Girl in the River Real Time, Bill ›› “San Andreas” (2015) ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) › “Ouija” (2014) Olivia Cooke. WhatsUp (7:35) ›› “Soapdish” (1991) (9:15) ›› “Joshua” (2007) Sam Rockwell. ›› “Poltergeist” (2015) ’ (12:35) ››› “John Wick” (2014) ’ (CC) (2:20) ››› “The Fly” (1986) ›› “The Other Woman” (2014) ’ (CC) ›› “Life of a King” ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) Mark Wahlberg. (CC) The Cir ››› “The Talented Mr. Ripley” (1999) Matt Damon. ››› “The Aviator” (2004) Leonardo DiCaprio. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) The Cir Billions “The Punch” (6:50) ››› “Predator” (1987) (8:40) ››› “Courage Under Fire” (1996) (10:40) Black Sails “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” Black Sails “XXVI.” (2:25) › “Home Sweet Hell” (4:15) ›› “Rudderless” (2014) iTV. ’ “The Mirror Has Two Faces” ’ ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. ’ (CC) ››› “Snowpiercer” (2013) Chris Evans. (1:10) ››› “Kate & Leopold” (2001) ’ (3:10) ›› “Need for Speed” (2014) Aaron Paul. ’ Garm War
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From Las Vegas. Poker Night World Poker Tour SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Heartland Poker Tour (CC) (5:00) ›››› “Dances With Wolves” (1990) Kevin Costner, Mary McDonnell. A Union officer befriends the Lakota. (CC) Cougar Town (CC) Cougar Town (CC) ›› “Into the Blue” (2005, Adventure) Paul Walker, Jessica Alba. (CC) Naked and Afraid “Surthrive” ’ (CC) Naked and Afraid “Forsaken” ’ (CC) Naked and Afraid: Uncensored (N) ’ Naked and Afraid (N) ’ (CC) (10:03) Naked and Afraid ’ (CC) (11:03) Naked and Afraid ’ (CC) K.C. Undercover K.C. tries to deal. ’ K.C. Undercover Liv and Maddie (N) Stuck in the Middle Bunk’d ’ (CC) Girl Meets World Best Friends K.C. Undercover Liv and Maddie ’ Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) I Am Cait “Politically Incorrect” (CC) I Am Cait “Woman of the Year?” (N) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry (N) I Am Cait “Woman of the Year?” (CC) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry Bracketology (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 (N) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) College Track and Field NCAA Men’s and Women’s Indoor Championship. (CC) Bracketology (N) (Live) (CC) 30 for 30 Guy’s Grocery Games Guy’s Grocery Games All-Star Academy “Snack Time” (N) Cutthroat Kitchen “My So-Called Trifle” Cutthroat Kitchen All-Star Academy “Snack Time” (5:15) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw, Quinton Aaron. ›› “The Proposal” (2009) Sandra Bullock. A woman pretends to be engaged to evade deportation. Joel Osteen (CC) Dr. David Jeremiah (4:30) › “Identity Thief” (2013) ’ (CC) ›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. Old-school salesmen finagle internships at Google. ’ ›› “The Internship” (2013) Vince Vaughn. Old-school salesmen finagle internships at Google. ’ “Anything for Love” (2016, Romance) Erika Christensen, Paul Greene. ‘G’ (CC) When Calls the Heart “A Gentle Heart” The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Love It or List It A house’s flaws. (CC) Beachfront Bargain Beachfront Bargain Caribbean Life (N) Caribbean Life (N) Island Life (N) Island Life (N) House Hunters Hunters Int’l Caribbean Life Caribbean Life American Pickers “Thunderdome” ’ American Pickers “Texas Hold ’Em” ’ American Pickers “Daredevil Duffey” ’ American Pickers “The Superfan” ’ (10:03) American Pickers ’ (CC) (11:01) American Pickers (CC) (5:00) ››› “Taken” (2008) (CC) And Then There Were None Ten strangers are drawn to an island. (N) (CC) ››› “Taken” (2008, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen. 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(CC) (:20) ›› “Uncle Buck” (1989) ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997) iTV. ’ (6:35) “Uncle Buck” (:15) ››› “Monsters, Inc.” (2001) iTV. ’ Weird (9:50) ››› “Dave” (1993) (:45) ››› “22 Jump Street” (2014) (CC) (:40) ›› “When the Game Stands Tall” (:40) ›› “Snow Dogs” (2002) iTV. ’ (CC) “National Lampoon’s Animal House” (1978) (:25) › “The Glimmer Man” “The Vanishing” (:05) ›› “When the Game Stands Tall” (:05) ›› “Godzilla” (1998) Matthew Broderick. (CC) ››› “Arlington Road” (1999) (CC) (7:55) “Behind Enemy Lines” Austin ›› “Spider-Man 3” (:45) ›› “Alien vs. Predator” (2004) (CC) ›› “From Hell” (2001) Johnny Depp. (CC) (:35) ››› “Misery” (1990) James Caan. (:25) ››› “The Big Lebowski” (1998) A Girl in the River Gonzaga ››› “Keeping the Faith” (2000) ‘PG-13’ Last “Shrek the Third” ’ “Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer” ›› “Transcendence” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) ››› “Furious 7” (2015) Vin Diesel. ’ ‘PG-13’ “Alvin-Chipmnk” University › “Beer for My Horses” (2008) “Night at the Museum-Tomb” Real Time, Bill (:15) › “Saving Silverman” (2001) ‘PG-13’ (:05) › “The Avengers” (1998) (:40) ››› “Wit” (2001) Emma Thompson. (6:50) “The Book of Life” (2014) ›› “San Andreas” (2015) ‘PG-13’ (CC) Lady Day at Emerson’s ››› “Emma” (1996) Gwyneth Paltrow. (:35) ›› “Joe Versus the Volcano” (1990) (3:55) ››› “Antwone Fisher” (2002) (CC) Gonzaga (:10) ›› “Troop Beverly Hills” (1989) ‘PG’ Ebola Body Orphans Last ›› “Torque” (2004) ‘PG-13’ ›› “The Longest Ride” (2015) ’ ‘PG-13’ (:45) ›› “Max” (2015) Josh Wiggins. ‘PG’ “Transcendence” ’ “Turbo-Power” “Muhammad Ali Greatest Fight” “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” A Girl in the River (7:50) ››› “On a Clear Day” ››› “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl” ›› “The Signal” (2014) (CC) (:10) ›› “Fighting” “Taking Care of Business” ‘R’ Best › “Georgia Rule” (:40) ›› “The Astronaut’s Wife” (1999) ››› “The Drop” (2014) Tom Hardy. ‘R’ (:20) ››› “The Sixth Sense” (:10) ››› “A.I.: Artificial Intelligence” (2001) ‘PG-13’ (6:50) “A Million Ways to Die in the West” Good (8:50) ›› “The Bucket List” ››› “Poltergeist” (1982) ’ ‘PG’ (CC) (:25) ›› “The Brothers Grimm” (2005) ’ (:25) ›› “A Perfect Murder” (:15) › “Swimfan” (2002) (CC) Chase “For Your Consideration” (2006) › “Barb Wire” (1996) ‘R’ (CC) (4:55) “Van Helsing” (:40) ›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” (2002) ’ ‘PG-13’ ››› “The Good Lie” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (2:50) ››› “The Namesake” (2006) (CC) (4:55) “John Wick” (6:50) › “187” (1997) Samuel L. 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(:05) ››› “No Country for Old Men” (:05) Black Sails (iTV) ›››› “Raging Bull” (1980) iTV. ’ (CC) (6:49) ›› “Silent House” (CC) (:20) ›››› “Raging Bull” (1980) iTV. ’ (:35) ›› “The Beach” (2000) iTV. ’ (CC) (:40) ›››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994) (6:45) ›› “Rudderless” (2014) (:35) ››› “White Men Can’t Jump” (CC) (:35) ›› “Pixels” (2015) Adam Sandler. (:26) ›› “Invincible” (2006) (:15) ››› “Jimmy’s Hall” (2014) iTV. ’ (:10) ›› “Rudderless” (2014) iTV. ’ (CC) (8:55) “Hunky Dory” (2011) (CC) (:45) ››› “Surf’s Up” (2007) (6:40) ›› “Legends of the Fall” (1994) (:15) ››› “Inside Out” (2015) iTV. ’ (1:50) ›› “Legends of the Fall” (1994) (:05) ›› “The Count of Monte Cristo” Adv-Peng “Jesus Town, USA” (2014) ‘NR’ The Jam: About the Young Idea “Mistaken for” “21 Years: Richard Linklater” “Bronx Obama” (2013) ’ ‘NR’ (:15) ›› “Trinidad” (2008) ’ (:45) ›› “Religulous” (2008) Bill Maher. Paper Boulevard (:20) ››› “Cool Runnings” ››› “St. Vincent” (2014) ’ (:45) ›› “Get Over It” (2001) (:15) ››› “The Paper” (1994) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Serendipity” (2001) (:45) ››› “St. Vincent” (2014) ‘PG-13’ “The One I Wrote for You” (2014) ‘NR’ (CC) “Last Knights” (2015) Clive Owen. ‘R’ (CC) (:10) “The One I Wrote for You” (2014) ‘NR’ ››› “Kate & Leopold” (2001) Meg Ryan. ›› “Need for Speed” (2014) Aaron Paul. “Kate & Leopold” ’ Last (:20) “Freedom” (2014) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. (:15) ›› “Partners in Crime” (:45) ››› “Jamie Marks Is Dead” (2014) ››› “August: Osage County” (2013) ‘R’ (:35) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) “Keeping Up With the Steins” “Growing Up and Other Lies” “Garm Wars: The Last Druid” (:05) “St. Vincent” (:05) ››› “Bernie” (2011) ’ (:45) ››› “The Paper” (1994) ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “Grosse Pointe Blank” (1997)
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Family) this summer, although a specific premiere date has not A: That was the seventh-season yet been announced. Freeform finale of the Animal Planet series, expects to have one in midMarch. The fifth season will but not a series finale. A 10-epialso include its 100th episode. sode eighth season has been Q: Are there any plans to make ordered for telecast in fall 2016. another movie based on the Q: What ever happened to Philippa Gregory books? I thor“Switched at Birth?” Is it coming back? The series ended with oughly loved “The Other Boleyn Girl” and “The White Queen.” a cliffhanger. A: In February, Starz announced A: There will be a new season on Freeform (formerly ABC The White Princess, a sequel CONTINUED FROM 6
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Jodie Sweetin, NFL stars join ‘Dancing With the Stars’ BY LIBBY HILL Tribune News Service
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score the dough with a cross. Dust with a little flour then bake for about 35 minutes until a good golden brown. To test if the loaf is cooked, tap underneath with your knuckles. If it sounds hollow, it is ready. If it gives a dull thud, bake it for a few minutes longer and test it again.
Turn out the dough on a lightly floured work surface and shape it into a ball. Set the dough onto the baking sheet and gently flatten it so
store or freeze for up to 1 month.
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Party Down South (CC) (4:06) “There’s Something About Mary” (6:47) ›› “The Change-Up” (2011, Comedy) Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman, Leslie Mann. (CC) (9:23) ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) Dane Cook. Two store clerks vie for a coveted award. SportsNet Central High School Basketball IHSA High School Basketball SportsNet Central SportsNet Central High School Lites Inside Israeli Bask. Cheaters Brock has alternative lifestyle. Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bob’s Burgers ’ Bob’s Burgers ’ Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ To Be Announced Best Friends K.C. Undercover Stuck in the Middle Stuck in the Middle Stuck in the Middle K.C. Undercover Gamer’s Guide Gamer’s Guide Bunk’d ’ (CC) K.C. Undercover Stuck in the Middle Stuck in the Middle (5:00) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011, Comedy) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. (CC) ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. (CC) L.A. Clippers Dance Squad (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Wrestling NCAA Tournament, Final. From Madison Square Garden in New York. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) 2016 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament NCAA Update 2016 NCAA Women’s Basketball Tournament First Round: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) NBA Tonight (N) 30 for 30 (CC) 30 for 30 Shorts Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive (5:45) ››› “The Jungle Book” (1967) Voices of Phil Harris, Sebastian Cabot. ››› “Ratatouille” (2007, Comedy) Voices of Patton Oswalt, Ian Holm, Lou Romano. (10:45) ›› “Pocahontas” (1995) Voices of Irene Bedard. (4:00) ››› “Star Trek Into Darkness” ››› “Avatar” (2009) Sam Worthington, Voice of Zoe Saldana. A former Marine falls in love with a native of a lush alien world. ’ (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) Mike & Molly (CC) Louie “Untitled” “Perfect Match” (2015, Romance-Comedy) Danica McKellar, Paul Greene. ‘G’ (CC) “All Things Valentine” (2015, Romance) Sarah Rafferty, Sam Page. (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Property Brothers (CC) Property Brothers (CC) Property Brothers (CC) House Hunters International Renovation Log Cabin Living Log Cabin Living Property Brothers (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars ’ Pawn Stars ’ Pawn Stars ’ Pawn Stars ’ Pawn Stars ’ Pawn Stars ’ (9:31) Pawn Stars (10:03) Pawn Stars (10:32) Pawn Stars (11:01) Pawn Stars (11:31) Pawn Stars (5:00) “His Secret Family” (2015) (CC) “Mommy’s Little Girl” (2016, Drama) Fiona Gubelmann. Premiere. ‘14’ (CC) (9:02) “The Stepchild” (2016, Suspense) Lauren Holly, Paul Johansson. (CC) (11:02) “Mommy’s Little Girl” (2016) ‘14’ Catfish: The TV Show ’ Catfish: The TV Show ’ Catfish: The TV Show ’ › “Mr. Deeds” (2002, Comedy) Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder. ’ ›› “Jackass: The Movie” (2002) ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger (N) School of Rock (N) Bella, Bulldogs Game Shakers ’ Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped Snapped Killerpost (N) Snapped Killerpost Snapped Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) ›› “Iron Man 2” (2010, Action) ’ (5:30) ›› “Silent Hill” (2006, Horror) Radha Mitchell, Laurie Holden. (CC) “We Are Still Here” (2015, Horror) Barbara Crampton, Andrew Sensenig. (CC) ›› “The Faculty” (1998, Horror) Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall. (CC) 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) Inside March Full Frontal Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. (N) ’ (CC) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament 2016 NCAA Basketball Tournament Second Round: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) (CC) ›› “S.W.A.T.” (2003, Action) Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Farrell. (CC) Adventure Time Adventure Time Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Dimension W (N) Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures (CC) Ghost Adventures “Hell Hole Prison” Ghost Adventures (CC) The Dead Files (CC) Ghost Adventures “Hell Hole Prison” Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Late Snack Late Snack Impractical Jokers Impractical Jokers Reba “Seeing Red” Reba ’ (CC) Reba ’ (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (4:30) ›› “3 Days to Kill” (2014) ›› “The Lone Ranger” (2013) Johnny Depp. An Indian warrior and a lawman unite to fight corruption. (CC) Colony A high-value hostage. ›› “3 Days to Kill” (2014) (CC) Mob Wives ’ (CC) Mob Wives ’ (CC) Family Therapy With Dr. Jenn ’ ›› “White Chicks” (2004, Comedy) Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans. ’ ›› “The Honeymooners” (2005) ’ (5:05) ››› “Superbad” (2007) (CC) › “Batman & Robin” (1997, Action) Arnold Schwarzenegger. iTV. ’ (CC) (9:05) ›› “Eraser” (1996) Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Caan. iTV. ’ (CC) (11:05) ›› “Ghost Rider” (2007) (CC) “Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer” ›› “Pitch Perfect 2” (2015) Anna Kendrick. Premiere. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) Vinyl Richie visits a relative. ’ (CC) Girls “Old Loves” ›› “Pitch Perfect 2” (2015) Anna Kendrick. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (4:55) The Drop ’ (6:45) ›› “Blackhat” (2015, Suspense) Chris Hemsworth, Tang Wei, Viola Davis. ’ (CC) ›› “The Maze Runner” (2014) Dylan O’Brien, Aml Ameen. Premiere. ’ (CC) (10:55) ››› “Ghost Town” (2008) ’ Shameless “A Yurt of One’s Own” ’ Billions The case is jeopardized by a tip. ›› “Shooter” (2007, Suspense) Mark Wahlberg, Michael Peña. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (10:05) ›› “Frank Miller’s Sin City: A Dame to Kill For” (2014) Mickey Rourke. (4:40) “Avengers: Age of Ultron” (2015) (7:05) Black Sails “XXVI.” (iTV) (CC) Black Sails “XXVII.” (iTV) (N) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XXVII.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XXVII.” (iTV) ’ (CC) ›› “Blue Crush” (2002) iTV. ’ (CC) (6:15) ››› “The Seven Five” (2014) Corrupt cop Michael Dowd tells his story. ›› “Ju-on” (2003, Horror) Megumi Okina. (Subtitled) (CC) (9:35) › “Nightlight” (2015, Horror) Shelby Young. ’ (CC) ›› “Ju-on” (2003) Megumi Okina.
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DID YOU KNOW? New York City’s Central Park was created by famed landscape designer Frederick Law Olmstead, who would no doubt be happy to learn that the park, which Olmstead began working on in the 1850s, is the most visited urban park in the United States. Central Park initially covered 2.5 miles, beginning at 59th Street and extending north to 106th Street (the park now extends to 110th Street), while spanning from Fifth Avenue in the east to Eighth Avenue in the west. Included in Central Park is the 55-acre Great Lawn, which is routinely filled with sun bathers, athletes, picnickers, and just about anyone else looking to do some lounging in one of the city’s most famous landmarks. Over the years, numerous performers, from rockers
Bon Jovi to folk singers Simon and Garfunkel to the New York Philharmonic, have staked their claim to the Great Lawn. The Great Lawn even played host to the Global Citizen Festival in the fall of 2015. Hosted by late night host Steven Colbert, the festival showcased world renowned performers such as Beyonce^a and Pearl Jam and even featured addresses from political notables like Vice President Joe Biden and First Lady Michelle Obama. As for the rest of the park, it continues to draw millions of visitors each year, who are attracted to its expansive landscape, neverending activities and, for many, the simple chance to ditch their footwear and lie down in the green grass that is synonymous with the park.