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(CC) ››› “Lethal Weapon 2” (CC) Comedy Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die Ways Die (10:43) › “Dude, Where’s My Car?” (2000) (CC) (12:59) › “Half Baked” (1998) (CC) (3:12) ››› “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” (2008) Jason Segel. SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet SportsNet Sexy Abs Sexy Abs! BestPan! Paid Cooker Paid The Pregame MLS Soccer: New York City at Fire Chi. Post Pregame NHL Hockey: Red Wings at Blackhawks Paid In Touch David Campmeeting LifeLock In Search Paid Paid Beauty Dr. Ho Rules Rules Rookie Blue (CC) Rookie Blue (CC) Made Holly “The Survivors” (CC) J. Osteen In Touch Venom Hunters ’ Venom Hunters ’ Moonshiners (CC) Moonshiners (CC) Gold Rush ’ (CC) Gold Rush (N) (CC) Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Naked and Afraid ’ Mickey The Lion Elves (N) Elves (N) ››› “Ratatouille” (2007) ’ (CC) Stuck K.C. Undercover K.C. K.C. Austin Austin Jessie ’ Bunk’d Bunk’d Girl Girl Liv-Mad. Liv-Mad. 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Boxing Luis Ortiz vs. Tony Thompson. ’ REAL Sports Gumbel Unbroken ››› “Remember the Titans” (2000) ‘PG’ Real Time, Bill ››› “Furious 7” (2015) Vin Diesel. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) “The Sand Pebbles” ›› “A Million Ways to Die in the West” ›››› “Titanic” (1997) Leonardo DiCaprio, Billy Zane. ’ (CC) (1:15) ›› “The Village” (2004) ’ (CC) (3:05) ››› “High Fidelity” (2000) ’ (CC) ››› “Gone Girl” ›› “U-571” (2000) Matthew McConaughey. 60 Minutes Sports The Cir ›› “Angela’s Ashes” (1999) Emily Watson. ‘R’ (CC) ››› “A Murder in the Park” (2:35) ››› “Up in the Air” (2009) ‘R’ (CC) The Cir Billions “The Deal” “Tomorrowland” “The Brady Bunch Movie” (CC) Black Sails “XXV.” ›››› “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994) (CC) (12:55) Black Sails (1:55) ›› “The Holiday” (2006) iTV. ’ (4:15) ›› “Aloha” (2015) Bradley Cooper. “One I Wrote” ›› “Serendipity” (2001) ’ (9:35) “Last Knights” (2015) Clive Owen. ’ “21 Years: Richard Linklater” (12:50) ››› “Bernie” (2011) ›› “Around the World in 80 Days” (2004) “Last Knights” (2015) ’ (CC)
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I Am Cait “A New Beginning” (CC) I Am Cait “Politically Incorrect” (CC) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry (N) I Am Cait “Politically Incorrect” (CC) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry Women’s College Basketball Big Ten Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) Women’s College Basketball Pac-12 Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (CC) College Basketball Atlantic Sun Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) 30 for 30 ESPN FC (N) 30 for 30 (CC) Guy’s Grocery Games Guy’s Grocery Games (N) All-Star Academy “Math” (N) Cutthroat Kitchen (N) Cutthroat Kitchen All-Star Academy “Math” (4:00) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1” (7:45) ››› “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2” (2011) Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint. Harry may have to make the ultimate sacrifice. 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(:10) “Ten Thousand Saints” (2015) iTV. ’ ›››› “Raging Bull” (1980) iTV. ’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Stealth” Guy The Take (:20) “Johnson Family Vacation” ››› “Foxcatcher” (2014) Steve Carell. (:15) Black Sails (iTV) (:15) ›› “The Raven” (2012) iTV. ’ (CC) ›› “Fletch Lives” (1989) (CC) (:05) › “Annie” (2014) Jamie Foxx. iTV. ’ (:20) “The Last Boy Scout” (CC) (:10) ››› “Predator” (1987) iTV. ’ (CC) (6:10) ››› “Big Fish” (2003) (:20) ›› “The Edge” (1997) iTV. ’ (CC) ›››› “The Terminator” (1984) (CC) (:05) › “The Fan” (1996) Robert De Niro. “The Terminator” (7:50) ››› “Point Break” (1991) iTV. ’ (9:55) › “The Fan” (1996) Robert De Niro. 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Q&A: What’s with Colonel Sanders carousel? then all of a sudden, he seemed to be replaced by Norm MacYou have questions. I have donald. Recently, a new actor some answers. has appeared in the latest comQ: I was wondering about the mercials. What’s up? different men who are portrayA: Comedian and TV actor Jim ing Colonel Sanders for KenGaffigan is the latest to take on tucky Fried Chicken ads. Darthe role of spokesman for KFC rell Hammond was the first and (it’s no longer Kentucky Fried BY RICH HELDENFELS Tribune News Service
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rumors of any kind on HBO ever repeating the series “Oz?” A: You can download the first The series was so very gritty, but the acting superb. I believe season for a fee on Amazon. it gave many present-day com and iTunes, along with actors a terrific start to their episodes from the second season. ABC’s website (abc.go.com) careers. A: The prison drama (1997has a limited number of epi2003) certainly had an impressodes available from the cursive cast, including J.K. Simrent season, as does the ABC On Demand channel from your mons (an Oscar winner last year for “Whiplash”), Eamonn program service provider. Q: Have you ever heard of any Walker (now on “Chicago CONTINUED FROM 6
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Benjamin draws on his life for ‘American Crime’ role drama, “American Crime.” It’s a big acting challenge for Andre Benjamin has done anyone, as the second season some acting over the years, but deals with the attack on a high the rapper and songwriter is bet- school student and its afterter known as being part of the math. It’s a plot line that focuship-hop duo Outkast. His limited es on race and parenting. acting work didn’t stop writer/ Benjamin and Regina King play director John Ridley from casting the parents of one of the young Benjamin in his ABC anthology men connected to the incident. BY RICK BENTLEY Tribune News Service
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The First 48 “Teardrops; Almost Home” The First 48 ’ (CC) The First 48: Extreme Kills (N) ’ (CC) The First 48: Extreme Kills “On Ice” (N) The First 48: Deadly Sexual Encounters (11:01) The First 48 ’ (CC) ››› “Open Range” (2003) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle herdsmen battle a ruthless rancher in 1882. (CC) ››› “Open Range” (2003) Robert Duvall, Kevin Costner. Cattle herdsmen battle a ruthless rancher in 1882. (CC) Treehouse Masters “Workshop Edition” Dogs 101: New Dogs 101: New (8:01) Treehouse Masters ’ (9:02) Insane Pools: Off the Deep End Dogs 101: New Dogs 101: New (11:04) Insane Pools: Off the Deep End “Tyler Perry’s the Family That Preys” ›› “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family” (2011, Comedy-Drama) Tyler Perry. Premiere. (CC) ›› “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Big Happy Family” (2011) Tyler Perry, Shad “Bow Wow” Moss. (CC) (5:30) Movie Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Gainesville: Fr. Gainesville: Fr. Party Down South (CC) (4:48) ›› “50 First Dates” (2004) (6:50) ››› “Zoolander” (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. (CC) (8:47) ››› “Zoolander” (2001, Comedy) Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson. (CC) (10:51) ›› “The Campaign” (2012) Blackhawks All High School Basketball IHSA High School Basketball SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Fight Sports Cheaters Seeing someone else. (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bob’s Burgers ’ Bob’s Burgers ’ Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Naked and Afraid The Yucatan. (CC) Naked and Afraid “The Swarm” (CC) Naked and Afraid “Colombian Conflict” Naked and Afraid “Into the Wild” (CC) Naked and Afraid ’ (CC) Naked and Afraid A Panamanian island. BH Chihuahua (6:40) ››› “Despicable Me” (2010, Comedy) Voices of Steve Carell. ’ (CC) (8:25) K.C. Undercover K.C. tries to deal. (9:20) Lab Rats: Bionic Island ’ (CC) Girl Meets World Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) Sex and the City ’ (Part 2 of 2) (CC) ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker. Time brings many changes for Carrie and her gal pals. (CC) ››› “Sex and the City” (2008) Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall. (CC) College Basketball College Basketball Live Scoreboard (N) College Basketball ACC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball College Basketball MAC Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Southland Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball Big West Tournament, Final: Teams TBA. Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (5:30) ›››› “Forrest Gump” (1994, Comedy-Drama) Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise. (8:45) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009, Drama) Sandra Bullock, Tim McGraw. A well-to-do white couple adopts a homeless black teen. (3:30) ›› “White House Down” (2013) ›› “Riddick” (2013) Vin Diesel. Wanted criminal Riddick confronts two teams of mercenaries. ’ ›› “Riddick” (2013) Vin Diesel. Wanted criminal Riddick confronts two teams of mercenaries. ’ “Unleashing Mr. Darcy” (2016, Romance) Ryan Paevey, Cindy Busby. (CC) “Love on the Sidelines” (2016, Romance) Emily Kinney, John Reardon. ‘G’ (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Fixer Upper (CC) Property Brothers “Belinda & Tiago” Property Brothers “Tory & Darren” House Hunters International Renovation Log Cabin Living Log Cabin Living Property Brothers “Tory & Darren” Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ Counting Cars ’ (5:00) “Til Death Do Us Part” (2014) ‘14’ “The Stepchild” (2016, Suspense) Lauren Holly, Paul Johansson. Premiere. (CC) (9:02) “Break-Up Nightmare” (2016, Drama) Jennifer Dorogi, Celesta DeAstis. (CC) (11:02) “The Stepchild” (2016) (CC) Catfish: The TV Show ’ Catfish: The TV Show “Jeff & Megan” Catfish: The TV Show “Leuh & Justin” ›››› “The Dark Knight” (2008) Christian Bale, Heath Ledger. Batman battles a vicious criminal known as the Joker. ’ SpongeBob SpongeBob Nickelodeon’s 2016 Kids’ Choice Awards (N) ’ (Live) (CC) School of Rock ’ Nickelodeon’s 2016 Kids’ Choice Awards Children choose favorites. ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Snapped Snapped Killerpost (N) Snapped Killerpost Snapped Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops “Love Bites” Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops “Busted!” ’ Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops “Love Bites” (5:30) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba. (CC) ›› “Planet of the Apes” (2001, Science Fiction) Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth. (CC) ›› “Drive Angry” (2011) Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard. (CC) 2 Broke Girls ’ 2 Broke Girls ’ Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Full Frontal Angie Tribeca ›› “The House Bunny” (2008) (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. (N) ’ (CC) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) (3:30) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale. Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City’s Dark Knight. (CC) ››› “Batman Begins” (2005, Action) Christian Bale, Michael Caine. (CC) Adventure Time Adventure Time Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Dimension W (N) Ghost Adventures “Sallie House” (CC) Ghost Adventures “Star of Inida” (CC) Ghost Adventures (N) (CC) The Dead Files (CC) The Dead Files “Burned Alive: Seattle” Ghost Adventures (CC) truTV Top Funniest truTV Top Funniest “Frolics and Follies” truTV Top Funniest “Side Splitters” Those Who Can’t Those Who Can’t Late Night Snack Late Night Snack (11:02) truTV Top Funniest Reba ’ (CC) Reba ’ (CC) Nickelodeon’s 2016 Kids’ Choice Awards (N) ’ (Live) (CC) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens NCIS A murder at a college fair. ’ NCIS “Thirst” ’ (CC) NCIS “Phoenix” ’ (CC) NCIS Jimmy and Ducky go missing. ’ Colony Will wants to remove the family. NCIS: Los Angeles “Pushback” ’ ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” (2011, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz. Premiere. ’ ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” (2011, Adventure) Johnny Depp, Penélope Cruz, Ian McShane. ’ (5:15) ››› “Big Hero 6” (2014) (CC) ›› “The Day After Tomorrow” (2004, Action) Dennis Quaid. iTV. ’ (CC) (9:10) ›› “Godzilla” (1998, Science Fiction) Matthew Broderick, Jean Reno, Maria Pitillo. iTV. ’ (CC) Animal House ›› “Max” (2015, Drama) Josh Wiggins, Lauren Graham. Premiere. ’ ‘PG’ (CC) Lady Day at Emerson’s Bar & Grill (N) ’ (CC) Vinyl “The Racket” ’ (CC) Girls “Japan” ’ ›› “Max” (2015) Josh Wiggins. ‘PG’ (5:20) ›› “A Perfect Murder” (1998) (7:10) ›› “The Village” (2004) Bryce Dallas Howard, Joaquin Phoenix. ’ (CC) ›› “Insidious: Chapter 3” (2015) Dermot Mulroney. (CC) (10:40) “Passionate Intentions” (2015, Adult) ’ (CC) Billions “The Punch” ’ (CC) “The Forger” (2014, Drama) John Travolta, Tye Sheridan. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) Michael Jackson’s Journey from Motown to Off the Wall ’ (10:35) Billions “The Punch” ’ (CC) (11:35) Shameless (4:55) “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014) Black Sails “XXV.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XXVI.” (iTV) (N) ’ (CC) (8:55) Black Sails “XXVI.” (iTV) (CC) (9:50) Black Sails (10:45) › “Taxi” (2004) Queen Latifah. iTV. ’ (CC) (4:40) St. Vincent (6:25) “Backcountry” (2014) Missy Peregrym. ’ (CC) ›› “Hellbenders” (2012) Clifton Collins Jr. ’ (CC) ›› “Tales From the Hood” (1995) Clarence Williams III. ’ (11:10) ›› “Hellbenders” (2012) ’
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