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(CC) Cougar Town (CC) Cougar Town (CC) ›› “Hardbodies” (1984, Comedy) Grant Cramer, Teal Roberts, Gary Wood. (CC) Alaska: The Last Frontier ’ (CC) Alaska: The Last Frontier Exposed (N) Alaska: The Last Frontier “Episode 16” Alaska: The Last Frontier (N) ’ (CC) Killing Fields “The Last Witness” (CC) Alaska: The Last Frontier “Episode 16” Liv and Maddie ’ K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover Liv and Maddie (N) Bunk’d ’ (CC) Girl Meets World Mako Mermaids ’ Mako Mermaids ’ K.C. Undercover K.C. Undercover Liv and Maddie ’ Jessie (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (N) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry (5:00) SportsCenter 2015 World Series of Poker From Las Vegas. 2015 World Series of Poker NFL PrimeTime (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) NFL PrimeTime Women’s College Gymnastics Florida at Auburn. (Taped) SEC Storied (N) 2016 Australian Open Tennis Round of 16. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC) ››› “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” (1986, Comedy) Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara. ››› “Grease” (1978) John Travolta. Disparate summer lovers meet again as high-school seniors. Joel Osteen (CC) Dr. David Jeremiah Guy’s Grocery Games (Part 3 of 5) Guy’s Grocery Games (N) (Part 4 of 5) Worst Cooks in America (N) Cutthroat Kitchen (N) Cutthroat Kitchen “Taco Dirty to Me” Worst Cooks in America (4:30) › “Identity Thief” (2013) ›› “The Heat” (2013) Sandra Bullock. A federal agent and a Boston cop go after a drug lord. ›› “The Heat” (2013) Sandra Bullock. 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(CC) Ridiculousness ’ (6:45) Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Ridiculousness ’ Greatest Party Greatest Party Story Ever, Epic Tales (10:50) South Park (11:25) South Park Nicky, Ricky Game Shakers ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends (CC) Friends (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped A deadly home invasion. Snapped “Michele Williams” Snapped “Ana Gonzalez-Angulo” (N) Snapped “Brynn Hartman” (CC) Snapped “Ana Gonzalez-Angulo” Snapped A husband disappears. (CC) ››› “The Mummy” (1999) Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz. A mummy seeks revenge for a 3,000-year-old curse. ’ ›› “The Mummy Returns” (2001) Brendan Fraser. Two evil forces pursue the son of adventurer Rick O’Connell. ’ “Tremors 5: Bloodlines” (2015, Action) Michael Gross, Jamie Kennedy. (CC) ›› “G.I. Joe: Retaliation” (2013, Action) Dwayne Johnson, Bruce Willis, Channing Tatum. (CC) ›› “Fantastic Four” (2005) Ioan Gruffudd. (CC) (5:00) ›› “Horrible Bosses” (2011) ›› “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Will Poulter. ›› “We’re the Millers” (2013, Comedy) Jennifer Aniston, Jason Sudeikis, Will Poulter. Dateline on ID ’ (CC) Island Medium Island Medium Long Island Medium “Line of Duty” (N) Married by Mom & Dad (N) ’ (CC) (10:02) Long Island Medium ’ (CC) (11:02) Married by Mom & Dad ’ (CC) (4:30) ›› “I Am Number Four” (2011) ››› “The Dark Knight Rises” (2012, Action) Christian Bale, Anne Hathaway. Batman faces a masked villain named Bane. (CC) ›› “The Book of Eli” (2010) Denzel Washington. Steven Universe Steven Universe King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Robot Chicken The Venture Bros. 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Chicago firefighters work overtime to stop a mad arsonist. (9:20) ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006) Denzel Washington, Val Kilmer. iTV. ’ (CC) ›› Pearl Harbor (4:45) Evolution ’ ›› “Unfriended” (2014, Horror) Shelley Hennig. ’ ‘R’ (CC) › “As Above, So Below” (2014) Perdita Weeks. ‘R’ (CC) (9:35) J. Cole Forest Hills Drive: Homecoming ’ (CC) (11:05) ››› “11:14” (2003) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (4:55) ›› “K-19: The Widowmaker” (7:15) ›› “300: Rise of an Empire” (2014, Action) Sullivan Stapleton. ’ (CC) ››› “X-Men” (2000, Action) Hugh Jackman. ’ (CC) The Jump Off (11:15) Zane’s the Jump Off ’ (CC) Shameless “Abortion Rules” ’ (CC) The Circus: Inside The Circus: Inside Shameless “The F Word” (N) ’ (CC) Billions “Naming Rights” (N) ’ (CC) Billions “Naming Rights” ’ (CC) The Circus: Inside Shameless (CC) Black Sails Eleanor is offered clemency. 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Ranger In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night In the Heat of Night Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Blue Bloods Wild Kratt Wild Kratt Nature Curious Tiger Tiger Sesame Peg Dinosaur Thomas Super Tiger Nature Cat in the Arthur Arthur Curious Nature Odd Odd Wild Kratt Wild Kratt Nature Curious Tiger Tiger Sesame Peg Dinosaur Sid Super Thomas Martha Cat in the Curious Curious Clifford Nature WordGirl Arthur Wild Kratt Wild Kratt Odd News TMZ Live The Doctors FamFeud FamFeud The Real Crime Watch Daily Justice Court Justice Judge Wendy Williams Steve Harvey Crazy FamFeud Mike Mike Eyewitness News in the Morning J. Meyer Paid Raymond Raymond Judge Mathis Divorce Divorce Paid Paid Jerry Springer Maury Steve Harvey Two Men Two Men Nature Curious Tiger Tiger Sesame Peg Dinosaur Dinosaur Varied Programs Charlie Rose Arthur Nature Odd Odd Wild Kratt Wild Kratt Martha C. Rose Dog Bounty Hunter Dog Bounty Hunter Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds Criminal Minds The First 48 The First 48 Varied Programs Paid Paid Stooges ››› “Rocky II” (1979) Sylvester Stallone. (CC) ››› “Rocky III” (1982) Sylvester Stallone. (CC) ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (CC) ››› “Top Gun” (1986) (CC) › “Sniper 2” (2002) Tom Berenger. (CC) ››› “A Few Good Men” (1992, Drama) Tom Cruise. (CC) ››› “The Fugitive” (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford. (CC) ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998) (CC) Stooges ›› “The Karate Kid Part III” (1989) Ralph Macchio. › “12 Rounds” (2009) John Cena, Aidan Gillen. ›› “Rambo III” (1988) Sylvester Stallone. (CC) ››› “Live Free or Die Hard” (2007) (CC) (:15) ››› “The Matrix” (1999) Keanu Reeves. (CC) (:15) ››› “The Matrix Reloaded” (2003) Keanu Reeves. (CC) (:15) ›› “Sniper” (1993) Tom Berenger, Billy Zane. ›› “Red Dawn” (1984) (CC) ››› “Appaloosa” (2008, Western) Ed Harris. (CC) ››› “American Gangster” (2007) Denzel Washington, Russell Crowe. (CC) ››› “The Italian Job” (2003) Mark Wahlberg. (CC) ››› “Bad Boys” (1995) (CC) The Crocodile Hunter To Be Announced To Be Announced Housewives Housewives Untying the Knot Untying the Knot Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules Vanderpump Rules Untying the Knot Guide-Divorce Guide-Divorce Housewives/Atl. Housewives/Atl. Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives Real Housewives Newlyweds Newlyweds Newlyweds Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Don’t Be Tardy Housewives Housewives Housewives/Atl. 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Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Dateline: Real Life Varied Programs Charmed Supernatural Supernatural Supernatural Supernatural Bones Bones Bones Castle Castle Castle Teen Teen Wabbit Wabbit Gumball Gumball Tom/ Tom/ Wabbit Wabbit Uncle Uncle Clarence Teen Teen Teen Teen Super Clarence Uncle Teen Gumball Paid Paid No Reservation No Reservation Varied Programs Paid Paid World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... Varied Programs Jokers Jokers Paid Paid Gilligan Gilligan Griffith Varied Griffith Griffith Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Gunsmoke Bonanza Griffith Griffith Griffith Griffith Varied Programs Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Law & Order: SVU Foxx Foxx Foxx Foxx Prince Prince Prince Prince Varied Programs (6:25) “The Queen” (:15) ››› “Fried Green Tomatoes” (1991) iTV. ’ ››› “A Fish Called Wanda” (1988) (CC) (:20) ›› “Life” (1999) iTV. ’ (:10) ››› “Born on the Fourth of July” (1989) (CC) (:40) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) “Honeymoon” “Peggy Sue Got Married” (1986) “Wedding Ring” (7:55) ››› “Stuart Little” (:20) ››› “Hoosiers” (1986) iTV. ’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006) iTV. ’ (CC) ›› “When the Game Stands Tall” (2014) (:10) “The Thing” (:05) ››› “The Prestige” (2006) Hugh Jackman. (:20) ››› “Executive Decision” (1996) (:35) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) Kurt Russell. iTV. ’ (1:55) ›› “Marked for Death” ›› “The Seventh Sign” (1988) “Bone Collector” (6:55) ››› “Déjà Vu” (2006) iTV. ’ (CC) (:10) ›››› “Chinatown” (1974) Jack Nicholson. (:25) ›› “Striking Distance” (:10) ››› “Fury” (2014, War) Brad Pitt. iTV. ’ (CC) › “Bulletproof” (1996) iTV. ’ “City of Angels” ›› “Fools Rush In” (1997) iTV. ’ (CC) (8:50) ››› “City of Angels” (1998) (CC) (10:50) ››› “Backdraft” (1991) iTV. ’ (:15) ›› “The Vanishing” (1993) iTV. ’ (:10) ››› “Leaving Las Vegas” (1995) (:45) “Peacock” (2010) ‘PG-13’ Torque (6:30) ›› “Hemingway & Gellhorn” (2012) (:10) ›› “A Cool, Dry Place” (1998) (CC) › “Three to Tango” (1999) ’ (:15) › “The Avengers” (1998) (:45) “Regarding Susan Sontag” (2014) ’ The Club ››› “On a Clear Day” (2005) (:20) “The Haunted Mansion” “Night at the Museum-Tomb” (:10) ›› “The Longest Ride” (2015) Scott Eastwood. (12:50) ››› “Dolphin Tale” › “The Next Best Thing” (CC) “Fantastic Four: Silver Surfer” (6:50) ›› “Evolution” (2001) (:35) ›› “Transcendence” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (:15) ››› “The Book of Life” (2014) ‘PG’ ››› “A.I.: Artificial Intelligence” (2001) ‘PG-13’ (CC) ›› “Alex & Emma” (2003) ’ Rio 2 ‘G’ (:20) ›› “Tron” (1982) ’ ‘PG’ REAL Sports Gumbel › “Three to Tango” (1999) ’ (:45) ›› “The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel” (1:50) ››› “Emma” (1996) ’ ‘PG’ (CC) ›› “Shallow Hal” (2001) ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (5:45) “The Alamo” “Night at the Museum-Tomb” Peacock › “For Richer or Poorer” (1997) Tim Allen. ›› “5 Flights Up” (2014) (CC) ››› “The Painted Veil” (2006) ‘PG-13’ (:40) ››› “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” “Into the Storm” ’ ››› “X-Men: Days of Future Past” (2014) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Mimic” (1997) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (:15) ›› “Child 44” (2015) Tom Hardy. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ›› “The Village” (2004) ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:25) ››› “Best in Show” ’ “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” Saving Sil (:15) › “Endless Love” (2014) ’ ‘PG-13’ › “Tammy” (2014) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (:40) ››› “High Fidelity” (2000) ‘R’ (CC) (:10) ›› “Blast From the Past” (1999) ’ (:05) ››› “Joy Ride” (2001) “Good Night, and Good Luck.” 6th Sense (6:45) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) ›› “Repo Man” (1984) ’ ‘R’ (:05) ›› “Reindeer Games” (2000) ’ ‘R’ (11:50) ››› “The Fault in Our Stars” ’ (:35) ›› “The Cowboy Way” (1994) (CC) State “Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo” (:20) “A Million Ways to Die in the West” (:25) ›› “Barbershop” (2002) (:10) ›› “Snakes on a Plane” (2006) ‘R’ ››› “Barbershop 2: Back in Business” (:20) ›› “Child 44” (2015) ‘R’ (6:35) ›› “Super Troopers” (:20) ››› “Transamerica” ‘R’ (:05) › “Walk of Shame” ‘R’ (:45) ››› “The Good Lie” (2014) ‘PG-13’ (:35) ›› “My Life in Ruins” ’ (:15) ›› “The Uninvited” (CC) (:45) ››› “X-Men” (2000) ’ “Backcountry” ‘R’ ›› “Pride” (2007) Terrence Howard. ‘PG’ ›› “The 6th Day” (2000) ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (:15) › “Vampire Academy” (2014) ‘PG-13’ ››› “Listen to Me Marlon” (:45) ›› “Shooter” (2007) Mark Wahlberg. ‘R’ (CC) “Compound Fracture” (2013) (6:20) ›› “Runaway Bride” ’ (:25) ›› “Nacho Libre” (2006) ›› “The War” (1994) Elijah Wood. (CC) (:05) › “The Condemned” (2007) ‘R’ (CC) (:45) › “Nightlight” (2015) ‘R’ “The Seven Five” ’ (6:15) “Dragonheart” ››› “Mission: Impossible III” (2006) ’ Pete Correale (:15) ›› “Stolen” (2012) Nicolas Cage. ‘R’ (:05) ›› “The Giver” (2014) (:45) ››› “The Imitation Game” (2014) (:45) ›› “Need for Speed” ’ The Spymasters -- CIA in the Crosshairs (:15) ››› “St. Vincent” (2014) ‘PG-13’ ›› “Delivery Man” (2013) ’ (:45) ›› “Waterworld” (1995) Kevin Costner. ‘PG-13’ Daft Punk Unchained ’ (CC) ››› “Listen to Me Marlon” (6:45) › “Vampire Academy” ›› “The Hundred-Foot Journey” (2014) (:45) ››› “Begin Again” (2013) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “Boulevard” (2014) ’ ‘R’ The Who Live in Hyde Park ’ (CC) ›› “Into the Blue” (2005) Paul Walker. (:05) “Resident Evil: Extinction” (:45) ›› “Entrapment” (1999) iTV. ’ (:40) ›› “Legends of the Fall” (1994) Brad Pitt. (CC) (12:55) ››› “Cinderella” (CC) (:45) ››› “Still Alice” (2014) iTV. ’ ›› “Pompeii” (2014) iTV. ’ (6:15) “Pompeii” The Take ››› “Still Alice” (2014) (CC) (:05) Black Sails (iTV) (:10) ›››› “Schindler’s List” (1993) Liam Neeson. iTV. ’ (:05) ›› “Maleficent” (2014) (:45) ››› “Foxcatcher” (2014) Steve Carell. iTV. ’ (6:05) “Superbad” (:35) Black Sails (iTV) (:40) ›› “The Holiday” (2006) Cameron Diaz. iTV. ’ (:05) ››› “Foxcatcher” (2014) Steve Carell. iTV. ’ (:25) ›› “Every Secret Thing” ›› “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” (5:30) “Tin Cup” (CC) (:05) “Reach Me” (2014) iTV. ’ The Take ›› “The Quick and the Dead” CapeFear (:40) ›› “Maleficent” (2014) iTV. ’ (CC) (:20) ››› “Avengers: Age of Ultron” (:45) ››› “Panic Room” (2002) iTV. ’ (6:40) “Ten Thousand Saints” ›› “The Peacemaker” (1997) iTV. ’ (:35) ›› “Agent Cody Banks” (2003) (CC) (:35) ›› “Million Dollar Arm” (2014) (CC) (:45) ››› “Monkey Kingdom” (:10) ››› “The Pursuit of Happyness” Enemies Glena ’ (:25) ›› “Manglehorn” (2014) (:05) ›› “The Thaw” (2009) (:40) ›› “All Over the Guy” (2001) ’ ‘R’ (:20) ›› “God’s Pocket” ‘R’ (1:50) ›› “Manglehorn” (2014) ››› “The Trip” (2010) Steve Coogan. ’ (6:05) “The Lovers” “Cleanskin” (2012) ›› “Camp X-Ray” (2014) Kristen Stewart. ›› “Dead Heat” (2002) ’ ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Metro” (1997) Eddie Murphy. ‘R’ (:40) ›› “Nothing to Lose” (1997) ’ ‘R’ (:20) ›› “No God, No Master” American (:40) “The Surface” (2014) ‘NR’ “Spark: A Burning Man Story” (:20) “Awaken” (2015) ‘R’ (CC) (1:50) “Ask Me Anything” (2014) ›› “All Over the Guy” (2001) (:45) ›› “Bella” (2006) ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) “Away From Her” ’ “Peaceful Warrior” “Big Bang” ››› “The Minus Man” (1999) ‘R’ (CC) ›› “The Lucky Ones” (2008) ’ ‘R’ (CC) (11:55) ›› “Diplomatic Siege” ›››› “The Silence of the Lambs” ‘R’ ››› “Panic” (2000) ‘R’ (CC) “After Words” (2015) ‘NR’ (CC) “Brothers Bloom” (6:30) “The Brothers Bloom” ’ ››› “Fido” (2007) ‘R’ (CC) (:35) ››› “Jamie Marks Is Dead” (2014) ››› “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (:20) ›› “Nothing to Lose” ‘R’
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War & Peace Pierre Bezukhov inherits a fortune. ’ (Part 1 of 4) (CC) War & Peace Andrei returns home from war. (N) ’ (Part 2 of 4) (CC) (10:02) War & Peace Pierre Bezukhov inherits a fortune. ’ (Part 1 of 4) (CC) (4:30) ››› “Top Gun” (1986) (CC) ››› “Enemy of the State” (1998, Suspense) Will Smith. Rogue agents hunt a lawyer who has an incriminating tape. (CC) ››› “The Fugitive” (1993, Suspense) Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones. (CC) To Be Announced Vanderpump Rules “Fully Engaged” Vanderpump Rules (CC) Vanderpump Rules Jax winds up in jail. Untying the Knot (N) What Happens Vanderpump Rules Jax winds up in jail. Untying the Knot Last Man Standing Last Man Standing Last Man Standing Last Man Standing To Be Announced Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ South Park (CC) South Park (CC) South Park (CC) South Park (CC) Archer “The Rock” Archer “Job Offer” South Park (CC) South Park (CC) The Daily Show The Nightly Show At Midnight (11:31) South Park SportsNet Central Chicago Bulls NBA Basketball Miami Heat at Chicago Bulls. From the United Center in Chicago. (Live) Chicago Bulls Post SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Windy City Poker Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (N) ’ (CC) Jane the Virgin “Chapter Thirty-One” News (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Cougar Town (CC) Cougar Town (CC) Raising Hope ’ Community (CC) Fast N’ Loud ’ (Part 2 of 2) (CC) Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up (N) ’ (CC) Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) (9:01) Diesel Brothers “Truck vs. Train” (10:02) Fast N’ Loud ’ (CC) (11:03) Diesel Brothers ’ (CC) K.C. Undercover Mako Mermaids ’ “Invisible Sister” (2015) Rowan Blanchard. ’ ‘G’ (CC) Girl Meets World Best Friends K.C. Undercover Girl Meets World Liv and Maddie ’ Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) E! News (N) (CC) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) Keeping Up With the Kardashians (CC) E! News (N) (CC) College Basketball Duke at Miami. From BankUnited Center in Coral Gables, Fla. College Basketball Kansas at Iowa State. From Hilton Coliseum in Ames, Iowa. SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) Women’s College Basketball Tennessee at Kentucky. (N) (Live) 2016 Australian Open Tennis Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinals. From Melbourne, Australia. (N) (Live) (CC) (4:30) ››› “Grease” (1978, Musical) The Fosters “First Impressions” (N) ’ Recovery Road “Blackout” ’ (CC) Recovery Road “Blackout” ’ (CC) The 700 Club ’ (CC) The Middle (CC) The Middle (CC) Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Kids Baking Championship (N) Cake Wars “Kung Fu Panda 3” (N) Guilty Pleasures Top 5 Restaurants Diners, Drive Diners, Drive Cake Wars “Kung Fu Panda 3” (4:00) ›› “Oblivion” (2013) ››› “Star Trek Into Darkness” (2013) Chris Pine. Capt. James Kirk hunts a one-man weapon of mass destruction. ›› “Oblivion” (2013, Science Fiction) Tom Cruise, Morgan Freeman. Last Man Standing Last Man Standing Last Man Standing Last Man Standing The Middle (CC) The Middle (CC) The Middle (CC) The Middle (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls Love It or List It (CC) House Hunters (N) Hunters Int’l Ellen’s Design Challenge (N) (CC) House Hunters (N) Hunters Int’l Tiny House Tiny House Ellen’s Design Challenge (CC) War & Peace Pierre Bezukhov inherits a fortune. ’ (Part 1 of 4) (CC) War & Peace Andrei returns home from war. (N) (Part 2 of 4) (CC) (10:02) War & Peace Andrei returns home from war. ’ (Part 2 of 4) (CC) War & Peace Pierre Bezukhov inherits a fortune. (Part 1 of 4) (CC) War & Peace Andrei returns home from war. (N) (Part 2 of 4) (CC) (10:02) War & Peace Andrei returns home from war. (Part 2 of 4) (CC) Jersey Shore ’ (CC) Teen Mom “Party Down” ’ (CC) Teen Mom Catelynn deals with anxiety. Teen Mom “The Big Day” Catelynn and Tyler tie the knot. 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Q&A: Whose voice is on Arby’s commercials? BY RICH HELDENFELS Tribune News Service
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fit with Meredith. I really miss him. A: Dempsey had from time to A: The latest Jesse Stone movie, “Lost in Paradise,” aired time spoken about moving on on Hallmark Channel and Hall- from the ABC medical drama. mark Movies & Mysteries and is Last season, there were reports still getting replayed at times. It that his behavior on the show had will also be released on DVD on become difficult to deal with; his marriage ended during the seaTuesday. son, and around that time, he was Q: I would like to know why absent from six episodes. Patrick Dempsey is not on Series creator Shonda “Grey’s Anatomy” anymore. I thought he was so good and Rhimes fueled speculation that CONTINUED FROM 6
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to try something different” but being written off the show “was something that was kind of surprising and uh, just naturally came to be.” When EW asked Dempsey in December if he thought Rhimes had been talking about him to Wilmore, Dempsey’s answer was neither a yes or no. He said he was “very happy to have moved on with a different chapter in my life,” which includes the
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Dempsey had been let go when she admitted on Larry Wilmore’s “The Nightly Show” that she had killed off a character because she did not like the actor; Rhimes did not name names, and a lot of people have been killed on her shows, but Dempsey came to mind for many people. Dempsey, on the other hand, told Entertainment Weekly after his departure that “I want
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‘Galavant’ star gears up for series finale on ABC BY RICK BENTLEY Tribune News Service
PASADENA, Calif. – All you have to do is look at the recent work by Timothy Omundson to understand what he’s talking about when he says he likes to change his look. On “Psych,” his Detective Carlton Lassiter was so clean 6:00
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cut that he made most straightlaced people look like hippies. On “Galavant,” his beard and hair fall somewhere between the “Duck Dynasty” look and a homeless man. Omundson jokes that his beard is more famous than he is. As soon as each season of “Psych” finishes, Omundson
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grows his “hiatus beard.” His hope was that one season would start with his character showing up in the scruffy state with the excuse he had been undercover. That never happened and it wasn’t until “Galavant” that Omundson could let his flocks fly. “I get bored, and so I like to change my look as much as I 8:00
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can,” Omundson says. “I have found that parts where a beard is appropriate prove to be more interesting to me. “On ‘Psych’ I had been doing the straight guy for 6 months so why would I want to do the straight guy again?” The second season of the short-run series “Galavant”
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The First 48 “Stray Shot” ’ (CC) The First 48 “Moonie; Dark Impulse” ’ The First 48: Extreme Rage ’ (CC) (9:01) The First 48: Extreme Rage (N) The First 48: Murder in the Family ’ (11:01) The First 48 ’ (CC) (4:00) ›››› “Unforgiven” (1992) ››› “The Bourne Identity” (2002, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper. (CC) ››› “The Bourne Supremacy” (2004, Suspense) Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Brian Cox. (CC) Treehouse Masters ’ Treehouse Masters “Treehouse Z” ’ Yankee Jungle “Baby Boom” (N) ’ Pit Bulls and Parolees (N) ’ (10:01) Treehouse Masters ’ (11:01) Pit Bulls and Parolees ’ The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. ››› “Bridesmaids” (2011) Kristen Wiig. A maid of honor’s life unravels as the big day approaches. (5:30) Movie Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (CC) Gainesville: Fr. Gainesville: Fr. 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(N) (Live) Pro Football SportsNet Central SportsNet Central Fight Sports Cheaters ’ (CC) Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Bob’s Burgers ’ Bob’s Burgers ’ Seinfeld ’ (CC) Seinfeld ’ (CC) Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ Cops Reloaded ’ (2:00) Barrett-Jackson Live (N) (CC) MythBusters “Driven to Destruction” (N) (8:01) Deadliest Job Interview ’ (CC) To Be Announced Liv and Maddie ’ Girl Meets World ›› “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” (2008) Piper Perabo. ’ (CC) Liv and Maddie ’ Kirby Buckets ’ Kirby Buckets ’ Bunk’d ’ (CC) Best Friends Jessie ’ (CC) Jessie ’ (CC) (5:00) Live From the Red Carpet (N) Hollywood Medium With Tyler Henry ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009, Romance-Comedy) Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston. (CC) ›› “He’s Just Not That Into You” (2009) Ben Affleck. (CC) College Basketball Kentucky at Kansas. From Allen Fieldhouse in Lawrence, Kan. Winter X Games Skiing, Snowboarding. (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) SportsCenter (N) (Live) (CC) College Basketball Georgia at Baylor. College Basketball Oklahoma State at Auburn. Auburn Arena. (N) (Live) College Basketball Pepperdine at BYU. From Marriott Center in Provo, Utah. (N) Basketball NBA Tonight (N) (5:30) ›› “Bruce Almighty” (2003, Comedy) Jim Carrey. ›› “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” (2009, Comedy) Kevin James, Jayma Mays. ›› “The Big Year” (2011) Steve Martin. Three men compete in a prestigious bird-watching contest. Chopped “All-Stars Tournament: Part 1” Chopped “All-Stars Tournament: Part 2” Chopped “All-Stars Tournament: Part 3” Chopped “All-Stars Tournament: Part 4” Chopped Chopped “All-Stars Tournament: Part 3” (4:30) ››› “The Other Guys” (2010) ›› “The Heat” (2013) Sandra Bullock. A federal agent and a Boston cop go after a drug lord. ›› “The Heat” (2013) Sandra Bullock. A federal agent and a Boston cop go after a drug lord. “Unleashing Mr. Darcy” (2016, Romance) Ryan Paevey, Cindy Busby. (CC) “Dater’s Handbook” (2016) Kristoffer Polaha, Meghan Markle. Premiere. ‘G’ (CC) The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls The Golden Girls House Hunters House Hunters Property Brothers “Aven & Phillip” Property Brothers “Carlie & Drum” House Hunters Renovation (N) (CC) Log Cabin Living Log Cabin Living Property Brothers “Carlie & Drum” The Curse of Oak Island ’ (CC) The Curse of Oak Island ’ (CC) The Curse of Oak Island ’ (CC) The Curse of Oak Island “Sword Play” (10:03) The Curse of Oak Island (CC) (11:01) The Curse of Oak Island (CC) (5:00) › “Tyler Perry’s Temptation” ›› “Lila & Eve” (2015, Suspense) Viola Davis, Jennifer Lopez. Premiere. (CC) (9:02) ››› “Taken” (2008, Action) Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace. (CC) (11:02) ›› “Lila & Eve” (2015) (CC) (5:30) ›› “Employee of the Month” (2006) Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson. ’ ››› “Zombieland” (2009, Comedy) Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg. ’ ›› “Jackass 3.5” (2011, Comedy) Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera. ’ Henry Danger ’ Henry Danger ’ Game Shakers (N) Nicky, Ricky 100 Things The Thundermans Full House (CC) Full House (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) Friends ’ (CC) (11:33) Friends ’ Snapped Snapped Killerpost (Series Premiere) (N) Snapped Killerpost Snapped Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops (N) ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Forensic Justice Forensic Justice Forensic Justice Forensic Justice Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) Cops ’ (CC) (5:00) › “Jaws the Revenge” (1987) ›››› “Jaws” (1975) Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw. A man-eating shark terrorizes a New England resort town. (CC) ›› “Jaws 2” (1978, Suspense) Roy Scheider, Lorraine Gary. (CC) (4:30) ›› “Now You See Me” (2013) 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Actors honor their peers. (N) (CC) Angie Tribeca ›› “Alice in Wonderland” (2010) Johnny Depp, Mia Wasikowska. (CC) (11:45) Michael Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. (N) ’ (CC) Sex Sent Me to the E.R. ’ (CC) Untold Stories of the E.R. ’ (CC) (4:15) ››› “The Blind Side” (2009) 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Actors honor their peers. (N) (CC) 22nd Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards Actors honor their peers. (CC) ››› “Apollo 13” (1995) Tom Hanks. Teen Titans Go! Teen Titans Go! Dragon Ball Z Kai King of the Hill ’ King of the Hill ’ Cleveland Show Cleveland Show American Dad ’ Family Guy (CC) Family Guy (CC) Dragon Ball Z Kai Akame Ga Kill Ghost Adventures “Kings Tavern” Ghost Adventures “Fear Factory” (CC) Ghost Adventures “Black Dahlia House” Ghost Adventures (CC) The Dead Files (CC) Ghost Adventures “Black Dahlia House” 10 Things 10 Things World’s Dumbest... A flying car. World’s Dumbest... World’s Dumbest... (10:01) World’s Dumbest... (11:02) World’s Dumbest... A flying car. (5:00) › “Big Daddy” (1999, Comedy) Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens (5:00) ›› “The Lone Ranger” (2013) Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer. (CC) ›› “The November Man” (2014, Action) Pierce Brosnan, Luke Bracey. Premiere. (CC) Colony Katie questions her commitment. Suits “Blowback” Mob Wives ’ (CC) ›› “The Bodyguard” (1992) Kevin Costner. A bodyguard falls for the singer-actress he must protect. ›› “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” (1998) Angela Bassett, Taye Diggs, Regina King. ’ (CC) (5:20) ››› “The Wedding Singer” › “Showgirls” (1995, Drama) Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan. iTV. ’ (CC) (9:15) › “Sex Tape” (2014, Comedy) Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel. iTV. ’ (CC) (4:25) ›› “Exodus: Gods and Kings” ›› “True Story” (2015) Jonah Hill. Premiere. ’ ‘R’ (CC) (8:45) Boxing Sergey Kovalev vs. Jean Pascal. (N) ’ (Live) (CC) (5:45) › “Swimfan” (2002) ’ (CC) (7:10) ›› “Mimic” (1997, Horror) Mira Sorvino, Jeremy Northam. ’ (CC) ›› “300: Rise of an Empire” (2014) Sullivan Stapleton. ’ (10:45) Life on Top (5:15) ›› “Last Vegas” (2013) ‘PG-13’ Billions An attorney gets an inside tip. Billions “Naming Rights” ’ (CC) ››› “The Imitation Game” (2014) Benedict Cumberbatch. ’ ‘PG-13’ (CC) (5:15) › “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2” (CC) (6:55) Black Sails “XIX.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XX.” (iTV) (N) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XX.” (iTV) ’ (CC) Black Sails “XX.” (iTV) ’ (CC) (5:40) ›› “The Lovely Bones” (2009) Mark Wahlberg, Rachel Weisz. ’ (CC) ›› “Hostel Part II” (2007) Lauren German. Premiere. ’ (9:35) › “Captivity” (2007) Elisha Cuthbert. ’ (CC)
“Captain America: The Winter Soldier” REAL Sports With Bryant Gumbel (CC) (11:15) Life on Top (11:45) Windtalkers Billions An attorney gets an inside tip. ››› “Guardians of the Galaxy” (CC) ›› “Hostel Part II” (2007) ’ (CC)
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