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1. How long would you have to sit still for the very first camera? 8 hours, Thirty seconds, One hour, Twenty minutes 2. Which country’s Navy consists of a single tugboat? Bolivia, Mongolia, Ethiopia, Denmark 3. Which country’s employers might ask for a blood test? Columbia, Afghanistan, Japan, Mexico

7. In 1949, what caused Big Ben to fall behind? Broken cog, Birds, The War, A fire

13. If you killed your father in ancient Rome, which of these creatures would not be involved in your punishment? Dog, Viper, Scorpion, Rooster

8. Which animal has the warmest pelt? Polar bear, Lemming, Harbor sea, Arctic fox

4. What kind of bones would Druids throw into the fire on Samhain? Cow, Wolf, Human, Bat 5. Which Halloween food was used as a fortune telling game? Barmbrack, Pumpkin pie, Popcorn balls, Candy Corn 6. John Tyler was which President? The twenty-third, The fifth, The tenth, The sixteenth

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11. Which army tied bombs to the backs of dogs during WWII? Russian, British, Greek, German

9. Which disease cost Captain Cook fortyone men? Tuberculosis, Polio, Scurvy, Small pox 10. What creature gets cars to break nuts for them? Squirrel, Raccoon, Chipmunk, Crow

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12. Approximately, how many slaves are there in India? Zero, 1 million, 14 million, 500 thousand

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In addition to starring in “Lilyhammer,” Van Zandt is an executive producer, writer, and is involved with the show’s music. And while he has his hands and arms full with multiple projects, he ranks “Lilyhammer” as a crowning achievement. (In addition to touring with Springsteen, he also is executive producing 6:00 $ CBS4 News at Six (N) (CC)

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‘Tis the season for gingerbread cookies

Soft Glazed Gingerbread Serves 12 to 20 cookies

The holiday season is dominated by tradition. Families typically have their own unique traditions, but certain practices are so widely popular that they have become synonymous with the holiday season. Such is the case with certain foods, including gingerbread cookies. Gingerbread cookies can be enjoyed year-round, but many people only enjoy this tasty treat during the holiday season. For those who can’t wait to indulge in gingerbread cookies this year, consider this recipe for “Soft Glazed Gingerbread” from Elisabeth M. Prueitt and Chad Robertson’s “Tartine” (Chronicle Books).

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1 - cup unsalted butter, at room temperature

3 - 3/4 cups all-purpose flour

3/4 - cup plus 2 tablespoons granulated sugar

1 - tablespoon cocoa powder

1 - large egg

4 - teaspoons ground ginger

1/2 - cup blackstrap or other dark molasses

11/2 - teaspoons ground cloves

2 - tablespoons light corn syrup

2 - teaspoons ground cinnamon 1/2 - teaspoon baking soda

Glaze

1 - teaspoon salt

1 - cup confectioners’ sugar

11/4 - teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

2 - tablespoons water

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Archer Archer (5:00) ›› “The Christmas Card” ‘G’ ›› “A Princess for Christmas” (2011) Katie McGrath, Roger Moore. ‘G’ (CC) “Christmas With Holly” (2012, Drama) Sean Faris, Eloise Mumford. ‘G’ (CC) ››› “All I Want for Christmas” ‘PG’ House Hunters Hunters Int’l Love It or List It A move to the suburbs. Love It or List It, Too (CC) House Hunters Hunters Int’l House Hunters Hunters Int’l Love It or List It, Too (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) Pawn Stars (CC) (9:31) Pawn Stars (10:02) Pawn Stars (10:32) Pawn Stars (11:01) Pawn Stars (11:31) Pawn Stars (5:00) “Hidden Away” (2013) (CC) “The Wrong Woman” (2013, Mystery) Danica McKellar. 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