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‘Psych’: It’s all over but the zombies By Kate O’Hare © Zap2it In an upscale chain restaurant on a busy road in Manhattan Beach, Calif., not far from the production offices of the USA Network comedy-drama “Psych,” and roughly 1,286 miles from the show’s filming location in Vancouver, Canada, star James Roday and series executive producer Steve Franks get together for lunch to discuss not staying too long at the party. “For a lot of people,” quips Franks, “our second episode was too long at the party.” Obviously not for everyone, because the show airs it eighthseason - and series - finale on Wednesday, March 26, followed by the “Psych After Show,” a one-hour special hosted by Kevin Pereira (“Attack of the Show”) and featuring a Q&A with the cast and Franks, in front of a live studio audience in Los Angeles. For those who need to go do some binge viewing in a hurry, “Psych” features Roday (today sporting a full beard that’s about a half-inch short of edging into Old Testament patriarch territory) as Shawn Spencer, a native of Santa Barbara, Calif., who uses his Sherlock Holmes-level powers of deduction to convince people he’s a crime-fighting psychic. At his side are his best friend from childhood, Burton “Gus” Guster (Dule Hill); his ex-cop dad, Henry (Corbin Bernsen); detective girlfriend Juliet (Maggie Lawson); Police Chief Karen Vick (Kirsten Nelson, who directed the show’s musical episode, which aired in December); and idiosyncratic De-
tective Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson). So without further ado, here are Franks and Roday on taking “Psych” out on a high note. On missing Vancouver ... Roday: “I personally, am not. I love Vancouver, truly, but I did spend, in all, four years over there - a whole presidential term, in hotels and apartments without air conditioning.” Franks (who has been staring intently at the sound-level indicators on the smartphone recording the conversation): “It also works as a hypnotist’s device.” On being outlived by “The Mentalist,” which followed “Psych” and was criticized early on for having a very similar but far grimmer premise ... Roday: “They started after us, and they had a zillion viewers a week.” Franks: “Now, we want ‘The Mentalist’ to go on for 20 more years. We want it to be the ‘Gunsmoke’ of this era.” Roday: “It’ll just keep us in the zeitgeist with them. People will be saying, ‘ “Mentalist,” parenthesis, serious version of “Psych.” ’ ” Franks: “So we have nothing but positive feelings.” Roday: “We got every drop of milk out of that, that we possibly could.” On feeling good about the end of it all ... Roday: “We’re at peace with the decision to call it a show, because honestly, I feel like we did everything we could think of, just about. I always make a notebook every year of ideas that I want to do every season. I went back, and the ones we didn’t do,
“Psych” I don’t really feel like, ‘Oh, dang, we didn’t do that thing.’ ” Franks: “At the end of every year, James and I would get together, and we would talk about how we were going to push the boundaries of what the show was allowed to do each year. And, if we couldn’t figure out a way to push the boundaries any more, we both said, ‘OK, we’ll be done at that point.’ “And this year, we’re remaking one of our own episodes, and James’ zombie episode is so - it’s just so free. It’s completely free.” On why no time travel ...
Franks: “I spun so many writers room wheels for so many weeks each year, thinking I had a new way to make it logical. But the thing is, you can’t do time travel without actually traveling through time, and that was the one thing I couldn’t reconcile.” On “Let’s Get Hairy,” the 2009 episode (co-written by Roday) featuring “American Werewolf in London” star David Naughton ... Roday: “The werewolf episode was a guilty pleasure of mine. It probably wasn’t the best storytelling we’ve ever done, but the fact that we got Josh Malina in a diaper, in a wheelbarrow, no less. That was pure silliness.”
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By Jay Bobbin © Zap2it (Ratings for each film begin with a “star” rating — one star meaning “poor,” four meaning “excellent” — followed by the Motion Picture Association of America rating, and then by a family-viewing guide, the key for which appears below.) STARTING THIS WEEK (New releases): “THE WOLF OF WALL STREET”: Leonardo DiCaprio and director Martin Scorsese earned much praise — and a public rebuke from the daughter of one of the real-life subject’s financial
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Leonardo DiCaprio of “The Wolf of Wall Street” victims — in their fifth screen teaming, a lengthy and colorfully edgy portrait of Jordan Belfort, a financial wizard who satisfied his many vices to excess while
convincing others to put their monetary faith in him. Jonah Hill is excellent as Belfort’s principal partner in scheming; Matthew McConaughey, Kyle Chandler, Rob Reiner, Margot Robbie, Jon Favreau, Jean Dujardin (“The Artist”) and Cristin Milioti (“How I Met Your Mother”) also are featured. ››› (R: AS, N, P, V) (Also on Blu-ray and On Demand) “DELIVERY MAN”: The title works two ways for Vince Vaughn’s character in this moderately entertaining seriocomic tale of an ex-sperm donor, many of whose progeny want to know who their father is. He has quite a few of them, too ... more than 500, making him panicked when about
one-third of them take legal steps to determine his identity. Eventually, though, the fact he’s having a child with his girlfriend (Cobie Smulders, “How I Met Your Mother”) prompts him to look into the lives of some of those he already has sired. Chris Pratt (“Parks and Recreation”) and Britt Robertson (“Life Unexpected”) also appear in the film, a remake by director Ken Scott of his own movie “Starbuck.” DVD extras: deleted scene; outtakes. ››› (PG-13: AS, P, V) (Also on Blu-ray and On Demand) “WALKING WITH DINOSAURS”: Though the title is a brand name thanks to the longpopular BBC-made documentary
series, this family-friendly film goes its own way, putting a story to its visuals of computer-generated creatures set against real backdrops. Justin Long voices a young dinosaur who struggles to make his way through an often harsh prehistoric world, with a bird (voiced by John Leguizamo) as his principal companion. The picture still strives to be educational by identifying the species of different characters, which interrupts the narrative flow though it’s well-intentioned. ››› (PG: AS) (Also on Blu-ray) “SCOOBY-DOO! WRESTLEMANIA MYSTERY”: What a way to appeal to two audiences at once ... inject the sleuthing
animated canine into the WWE world. That’s just what happens in this tale, as Scooby, Shaggy and their usual cohorts venture to a wrestling event that appears to be plagued by the ghost of a bear. The amateur detectives get help from cartoon versions of stars of the ring — including John Cena, Kane, AJ Lee and World Wrestling Entertainment chief Vince McMahon — in determining and solving what’s going on. ››› (Not rated) (Also on Blu-ray) FAMILY VIEWING GUIDE KEY: AS, adult situations; N, nudity; P, profanity; V, violence; GV, particularly graphic violence.
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World Poker Tour: Season 12 40 (FSMW) World Poker Tour: Season 12 Indiana Prep Pacers Live ››› Rocky III (’82, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Mr. T, Talia Shire. ‘PG’ ›› Rocky IV (’85, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. ‘PG’ ›› Machete (’10, Action) ‘R’ 42 (AMC) ››› Rocky II (’79, Drama) Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire. ‘PG’ Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Safecrackers Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick Lizard Lick 43 (TRUTV) Lizard Lick Fast N’ Loud ’ Å Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up (N) Fast N’ Loud (N) ’ Å Lords of the Car Hoards (N) (:01) Fast N’ Loud ’ Å (:01) Lords of the Car Hoards Fast N’ Loud: Revved Up ’ 46 (DSC) Lords of the Car Hoards Å Castle “Little Girl Lost” ’ Castle ’ Å (DVS) Dallas “D.T.R.” (N) Å (:01) Dallas “D.T.R.” Å Private Lives of Nashville Private Lives of Nashville (12:02) Law & Order “Hitman” 47 (TNT) Castle “Ghosts” Å (DVS) Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty Bates Motel “Caleb” ’ Å Bates Motel “Check-Out” (N) (:01) Bates Motel “Check-Out” Duck Dynasty Duck Dynasty (12:01) Bates Motel “Caleb” 58 (A&E) The First 48 ’ Å Uncovering Aliens ’ Å River Monsters: Unhooked ’ River Monsters: Unhooked ’ River Monsters: Unhooked ’ River Monsters: Unhooked ’ River Monsters: Unhooked ’ River Monsters: Unhooked ’ 62 (ANPL) Finding Bigfoot ’ Å The Waltons Å The Waltons Å The Middle ’ The Middle ’ Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls 66 (HALL) The Waltons “The Spirit” Bitten “Settling” (N) ’ Å Being Human (N) Lost Girl “End of a Line” (N) Bitten “Settling” ’ Å Being Human Lost Girl “End of a Line” ’ 71 (SYFY) (4:30) ››› Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (’03) Å Housewives/Atl. 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(DVS) Nine ’ Raymond Men ’ Pilot” Å ’Å KCCI 8 News CBS Evening KCCI 8 News Inside Edition NCIS “Crescent City” A former NCIS: Los Angeles “Zero Days” (:01) Person of Interest A for- KCCI 8 News (:35) Late Show With David (:37) The Late Late Show With (:37) Access 8 (8-CBS) at Five (N) News/Pelley at Six (N) (N) ’ Å NCIS agent is found dead. (N) ’ Å (DVS) mer government contractor. at Ten (N) Letterman (N) ’ Å Craig Ferguson (N) ’ Å Hollywood (N) The Middle The Middle Modern Family Modern Family The 100 “Pilot” Armageddon sur- Supernatural Straight-laced TMZ (N) ’ Å Community Rules of En- Rules of En- How I Met How I Met Law & Order: Special Victims 9 (23-CW) ’ Å “Christmas” ’Å ’Å vivors’ resources dwindle. people turn into killers. (N) ’ ’Å gagement ’ gagement ’ Your Mother Your Mother Unit “Conscience” ’ Å Hopalong Cas- Real McCoys The Beverly Ozzie & Harriet Highway to Heaven Å The Saint Route 66 Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program Paid Program 10 (39-i) sidy Hillbillies Curious PBS NewsHour (N) ’ Å Woodsmith The Story of the Jews With The Story of the Jews With Frontline “TB Silent Killer” Families fight tubercu- Nightly Busi- Globe Trekker Maputo, the capi- (Off Air) 11 (11-PBS) George ’ (EI) Shop ’ Å Simon Schama (N) Å Simon Schama (N) Å losis. (N) ’ Å ness Report tal of Mozambique. ’ Channel 13 NBC Nightly Channel 13 Wheel of For- The Voice Advisers offer their (:01) About a (:31) Growing Chicago Fire ’ Å Channel 13 (:34) The Tonight Show Star- (:36) Late Night With Seth Last Call With 13 (13-NBC) News at 5 (N) News (N) ’ News at 6 (N) tune (N) Å help. 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Ink Master ’ Å 28 (SPIKE) Ink Master “Earn It!” ’ Å Dance Moms Å Dance Moms (N) Å Dance Moms (N) Å Kim of Queens (N) Å (:01) Kim of Queens Å (:02) Dance Moms Å (12:02) Dance Moms Å 29 (LIFE) Wife Swap Å Twisted “Danny, Interrupted” Pretty Little Liars ’ Å The 700 Club ’ Å › Abduction (’11, Action) Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins. 32 (FAM) The Middle ’ The Middle ’ › Abduction (’11) Taylor Lautner, Lily Collins. Premiere. College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) College Basketball NIT Tournament: Teams TBA. (N) (Live) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å 35 (ESPN) SportsCenter (N) (Live) Å Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. NCAA Update Women’s College Basketball NCAA Tournament: Teams TBA. Olbermann (N) Å Baseball Ton. 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MLB Preseason Baseball: Cardinals at Marlins 40 (FSMW) UFC Insider ›› Rocky IV (’85, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. ‘PG’ Game of Arms (N) Å Game of Arms Å ››› Friday Night Lights (’04) Billy Bob Thornton. ‘PG-13’ 42 (AMC) (4:30) ››› Rocky III (’82, Drama) Sylvester Stallone. ‘PG’ Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn Container Storage Storage Pawn Pawn Pawn Pawn 43 (TRUTV) Pawn Amish Mafia “Deadly Sins” ’ Amish Mafia: The Devil’s Cut Amish Mafia “The Bear” (N) Clash of the Ozarks (N) Å Amish Mafia “The Bear” Å Clash of the Ozarks ’ Å Amish Mafia: The Devil’s Cut 46 (DSC) Moonshiners ’ Å Castle An Arctic explorer dies. NBA Basketball Oklahoma City Thunder at Dallas Mavericks. (N) (Live) Å NBA Basketball New York Knicks at Los Angeles Lakers. (N) (Live) Å Inside the NBA (N) Å 47 (TNT) Castle “Inventing the Girl” ’ Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars 58 (A&E) Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Storage Wars Barry’d Viking Wilderness ’ Frozen Planet “On Thin Ice” Frozen Planet ’ Å Frozen Planet “Summer” ’ Frozen Planet “On Thin Ice” Frozen Planet ’ Å Frozen Planet “Summer” ’ 62 (ANPL) Finding Bigfoot ’ Å The Waltons Å The Waltons “The Inspiration” The Middle ’ The Middle ’ Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Frasier Å Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls Golden Girls 66 (HALL) The Waltons “The Prodigals” Face Off “Mad Science” Face Off “What a Dahl” Face Off “Freaks of Nature” Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Face Off “Freaks of Nature” Jim Henson’s Creature Shop Rise of the Gargoyles (’09) 71 (SYFY) Face Off “Ego Trip Abroad” TBA Housewives/Atl. Housewives/NYC Housewives/NYC Housewives/Atl. 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WEDNESDAY
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Dish Network DISC TBS WGN AMC USA LIFE NICK FX SPIKE FAM TOON TNT ANPL ESPN DISN COURT PLEX A&E SCIFI BRAV TCM WE HBO ENCORE STARZ MAX
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10:00 a.m. ∑(SYFY) “Beyond Loch Ness” 10:30 a.m. J(AMC) “Heartbreak Ridge” 10:40 a.m. æ(PLEX) “The Phantom” 11:15 a.m. Ð(TCM) “King Solomon’s Mines” 11:30 a.m. ;(FX) “True Grit” Ð(HBO) “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey” 12:00 p.m. ∑(SYFY) “Sinbad and the Minotaur” 12:25 p.m. æ(PLEX) “The Island on Bird Street” 1:15 p.m. Ð(TCM) “Mogambo” 1:30 p.m. J(AMC) “Friday Night Lights” 2:00 p.m. ∑(SYFY) “Reign of the Gargoyles” 2:10 p.m. æ(PLEX) “Pharaoh’s Army” 2:20 p.m. G(DISN) “Cloud 9” 2:30 p.m. ∏(BRAV) “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” Ð(HBO) “Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous” 3:30 p.m. ;(FX) “Real Steel” Ð(TCM) “Drums of Africa” 3:45 p.m. æ(PLEX) “Cool Dog” 4:00 p.m. J(AMC) “Blood Diamond” ∑(SYFY) “Rise of the Gargoyles” 4:30 p.m. ∏(BRAV) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” Ð(HBO) “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted”
THURSDAY
9:15 a.m. Ð(TCM) “The Case of the Howling Dog” 9:30 a.m. ∑(SYFY) “The Abyss” æ(PLEX) “Tart” Ð(HBO) “Snitch” 10:30 a.m. ;(FX) “Takers” 11:05 a.m. æ(PLEX) “Trading Mom” 11:15 a.m. Ð(TCM) “Red Hot Tires” 11:30 a.m. J(AMC) “Cujo” Ð(HBO) “Where the Heart Is” 12:30 p.m. æ(PLEX) “Circle of Friends” Ð(TCM) “Man of Iron” 1:00 p.m. ;(FX) “Iron Man 2” 1:30 p.m. J(AMC) “Jaws” ∑(SYFY) “Men in Black” Ð(HBO) “Mama” 1:45 p.m. Ð(TCM) “I Am a Thief” 2:00 p.m. ∏(BRAV) “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”
2:15 p.m. G(DISN) “16 Wishes” æ(PLEX) “Face the Music” 3:00 p.m. Ð(TCM) “Act of Violence” 3:15 p.m. Ð(HBO) “Taken 2” 3:30 p.m. <(SPIKE) “Rambo” ∑(SYFY) “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End” 3:55 p.m. æ(PLEX) “Dancer, Texas Pop. 81” 4:30 p.m. J(AMC) “Jaws 2” Ð(TCM) “Outcasts of Poker Flat”
FRIDAY
9:30 a.m. ;(FX) “Bad Company” Ð(HBO) “Wing Commander” 9:45 a.m. Ð(TCM) “Sherlock Holmes” 10:20 a.m. æ(PLEX) “Things You Can Tell Just by Looking at Her”
10:30 a.m. J(AMC) “The Bone Collector” 11:15 a.m. Ð(TCM) “The Racket” Ð(HBO) “Phil Spector” 12:00 p.m. ;(FX) “Post Grad” 12:15 p.m. æ(PLEX) “Adventures of Johnny Tao” 12:45 p.m. Ð(TCM) “The Ship From Shanghai” 1:00 p.m. J(AMC) “Invincible” 1:45 p.m. æ(PLEX) “Crazy/ Beautiful” 2:00 p.m. ;(FX) “Man of the House” Ð(TCM) “The Silver Horde” Ð(HBO) “Chasing Mavericks” 3:30 p.m. J(AMC) “The Departed” æ(PLEX) “Gleason” Ð(TCM) “Danger Lights” 4:00 p.m. 8(NICK) “The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” @(FAM) “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice”
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