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Apply to Pam Danielson, DON COME WORK FOR A BRONZE AWARD WINNING FACILITY
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Thursday, Feb. 25 • 1-5PM Taking applications for 2nd & 3rd shifts Starting pay $14.10
IMMEDIATE INTERVIEWS Cardinal provides a job, a 40 hour work week, excellent working environment and a very significant hourly rate with very high standards for attendance, productivity and positive attitudes
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Interested applicants may apply in person at
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INDUSTRIAL MAINTENANCE MECHANIC
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Osceola Foods, LLC., a wholly owned subsidiary of a Fortune 500 Company is seeking an Industrial Maintenance Mechanic for our night shift. Successful maintenance applicants will have welding ability, maintenance experience with processing equipment, working knowledge of hydraulic and pneumatic systems, and the ability to troubleshoot. Successful candidates will work in our modern food processing facility located in Osceola, Iowa, and enjoy competitive wages along with a comprehensive benefits package. A combination of experience and/or training at an accredited technical school will be given consideration. Industrial Mechanics are given regular performance and salary reviews.
Contact bhodge@careinitiatives.org
Starting pay ranges from approximately $19.00 - $22.00/hour based on experience & education.
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EOE/AAP Disability & Vets
Please stop by your nearest Workforce Development Center to fill out an application along with a summary of qualifications and work experience. Applications can also be picked up at Osceola Foods and mailed back to Jared Lee, 1027 Warren Ave. Osceola, IA. 50213 Hormel Foods Corporation is an equal opportunity employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration/or employment without regard to race. color, age, religion, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability, or veteran status.
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