Jokes Corner

The Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look, mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologised and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? He is a little shellfish!

Riddle

What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or the end of the month?

Knock knock

Some bunny

Some bunny who? Some bunny loves you!

Seagulls

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.

Sources: www.boredpanda.com, www.iMom.com, www.rd.com, https://jokesquotesfactory.com

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