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LETTERS May 2, 2012

AN INSIDE LOOK AT THE USG ELECTION

by Kenneth Myers

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R@XHMF SGHMFR RTBG @R ř5NSD ENQ LX O@QSX ADB@TRD VD VHKK SQX SN FDS EQ@SDQMHSHDR RNQNQHSHDR ETMCHMF Ś 2S@SDLDMSR RTBG @R SGHR DQQ HM SVN V@XR 42& HR TM@AKD SN ETMC EQ@SDQMHSHDR @MC RNQNQHSHDR ADB@TRD SGDX @QD RDKDBSHUD HM LDLADQRGHO SGD R@LD VHSG GNMNQ RNBHDSHDR @MC UNSDQR @QD KDC SN ADKHDUD SG@S SGDRD B@MCHC@SDR @MC SGDHQ O@QSHDR @QD B@O@AKD NE HLONRRHAKD S@RJR 3GD DƤDBS HR ODNOKD QDBDHUHMF UNSDR ENQ KXHMF SN RSTCDMS ANCX @MC KD@UHMF SGDL VHSG GHFG DWODBS@SHNMR NE SG@S O@QSX 4MENQSTM@SDKX VD L@X MDUDQ AD @AKD SN QHC 42& NE K@QFD O@QSHDR @R ODNOKD VNTKC @QFTD SG@S HS VNTKC AD S@JHMF @V@X SGD RSTCDMSRŗ QHFGS SN BNKKDBSHUDKX @RRDLAKD 'NVDUDQ HS HR ONRRHAKD ADB@TRD SGD K@VR ENQ ENQLHMF O@QSHDR @QD NTSKHMDC

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MNMXLHSX NESDM KD@CR SN CHRQTOSHUD QDL@QJR -#*-!7$)$&$%#!-#.!=5*+$-,!

'1!7$%4'5(%.; @KKDF@SHNMR NE VQNMFCNHMF +3$R @LATRG SGDHQ S@QFDSR VGN LTRS V@HS TMSHK @ESDQ SGD C@L@FD SN SGDHQ QDOTS@SHNM HR CNMD ADENQD ADHMF @AKD SN QDRONMC ( SGDQDENQD TQFD 3GD 2S@SDRL@M SN LNCHEX HSR FTHCDKHMDR ENQ RTALHRRHNM SN RS@SD SG@S NOHMHNM OHDBDR @MC +3$R B@MMNS AD OTAKHRGDC @MNMXLNTRKX CCHSHNM@KKX VGDQD +3$R CHQDBSKX BQHSHBHYD @M HMCHUHCT@K ( TQFD XNT SN FHUD @M NOONQSTMHSX ENQ SGD S@QFDS NE @M +3$ SN VQHSD @ QDATSS@K SG@S HR OTAKHRGDC RHLTKS@MDNTRKX RN SG@S XNTQ QD@CDQR G@UD SGD ADMDƥS NE ANSG RHCDR SN SGD RSNQX HM ENQLHMF SGDHQ NOHMHNMR 2HMBDQDKX XNTQR $R@L K 2G@QDƧ

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ROTH REGATTA: A TRIP BACK IN TIME

By Beatrice Vantapool & Caithlin Pena

Photos by Samuel Liebrand

2SNMX !QNNJ 4MHUDQRHSXŗR ADKNUDC SQ@CHSHNM SGD 1NSG /NMC 1DF@SS@ SNNJ @ SQHO A@BJ HM SHLD SN R ONO BTKSTQD SGHR XD@Q VHSG @ !@XV@SBG KHED FT@QC AN@S ATHKS AX QDRHCDMSR NE '@LHKSNM "NKKDFD @R HSR VHMMDQ 3GD RSTCDMSR QNVHMF SGD AN@S G@UD VNM SGD 1DF@SS@ ENQ SGD K@RS SGQDD BNMRDBTSHUD ,.*(%; %QNL QDOKHB@R NE SGD 3HS@MHB SN %TQAHDR /NJ¤LNM @MC /NVDQ 1@MFDQR O@QSHBHO@MSR QDKHUDC @KK SGD FNNC LDLNQHDR NE SGDHQ XNTMFDQ XD@QR ř BNLLHSSDD NE RSTCDMSR CDBHCDC SG@S HS VNTKC AD @ ETM SGDLD Ś R@HC #Q 2TR@M #H,NMC@ RRNBH@SD #D@M @MC #HQDBSNQ NE 2STCDMS +HED ř3GDQDŗR KNSR NE CHƤDQDMS B@QSNNMR @MC CHƤDQDMS SGHMFR SG@S G@OODMDC HM SGD R Ś &Q@CT@SD RSTCDMS )@RNM "GDM R@HC SG@S GD @MC SGD "NLOTSDQ @MC $MFHMDDQHMF 'NMNQ 2NBHDSX G@C SGNTFGS @ANTS CNHMF 3HS@MHB @MC /NJ¤LNM ATS DUDMST@KKX @ESDQ @ INJD RTFFDRSHNM EQNL @ EQHDMC BGNRD /NVDQ 1@MFDQR 3GD SD@L BGNRD "GDM VGN G@C SGD R@LD ƥQRS M@LD @R NMD NE SGD BG@Q@BSDQR EQNL SGD RGNV SN CQDRR TO @R SGD 1DC 1@MFDQ ř(ŗUD O@QSHBHO@SDC HM 1NSG 1DF@SS@ RHMBD LX EQDRGL@M XD@Q ATS SGHR HR SNS@KKX CHƤDQDMS Ś GD R@HC ř( SGHMJ SGD RSTCDMSR OTS @ KNS NE DƤNQS HMSN HS 6DŗQD MNS @ AHF FQNTO ATS NTQ AN@S V@R CDBDMS Ś 2STCDMSR L@X MNS QDLDLADQ ,HBG@DK 6HKRNM RODBHƥB@KKX ATS SGDX L@X QDLDLADQ GHR AN@S @ A@S SG@S G@C ƦHOODC NUDQ @S SGD ADFHMMHMF NE SGD Q@BD -NS SN AD D@RHKX CDED@SDC 6HKRNM B@QQHDC SGD AN@S NUDQ GHR GD@C @KK SGD V@X SN SGD ƥMHRG KHMD 3GHR XD@Q SD@LHMF TO VHSG EQHDMCR MMHD *QNLGNTS @MC MFDK@ 'NQRSL@M SGDX ATHKS @ /NJ¤LNM SGDLDC AN@S @MC CQDRRDC TO @R LDLADQR NE 3D@L 1NBJDS 6HKRNM V@R )@LDR VGHKD *QNLGNTS @MC 'NQRSL@M VDQD )DRRHD 6HKRNM BK@HLDC SG@S AN@S V@R RSTQCHDQ @MC ADSSDQ SG@M VG@S GD G@C K@RS XD@Q ř3GD OQNRODBS NE QDCDLOSHNM EQNL

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K@RS XD@Q Ś GD R@HC K@TFGHMF 'NQRSL@M V@R KNNJHMF SN CNTAKD SGD SQNTAKD ř3GHR HR LX ƥQRS XD@Q @MC HSŗR SNMR NE ETM Ś R@HC 'NQRSL@M ř6DŗUD G@C LNQD AN@SR SG@M DUDQ Ś #Q #H,NMC@ R@HC ř3GD VD@SGDQ HR FQD@S @ AHS BNKC ATS HSŗR ADDM @ ETM DUDMS ( SGHMJ DUDQXANCX G@C @ FNNC SHLD Ś ř3GD ODNOKD FN @KK NTS VHSG SGD CDRHFMR Ś R@HC 'NQRSL@M @ ƥQRS SHLD AN@S ATHKCDQ ř3GDXŗQD OQNA@AKX @KK FNHMF SN RHMJ ATS SGDX KNNJ @VDRNLDʖŚ 3GDQD VDQD LNQD SG@M ITRS @ EDV /NJ¤LNM SGDLDC AN@SR NMD NE VGHBG V@R HMSQHB@SDKX CDRHFMDC ENQ SGD OTQONRD NE KNNJHMF FQD@S Q@SGDQ SG@M VHMMHMF SGD 1DF@SS@ ,@QSHM@ 2TJDMHBJ @MC 2@KKX +@T SD@LDC TO VHSG @ FQNTO NE

RDUDQ@K @QS A@RDC L@INQR SN BQD@SD SGDHQ RTMFK@RRDR BK@C 2PTHQSKD AN@S @R řRNLDSGHMF SN KNNJ OQDSSX Ś ř6D V@MSDC SN L@JD HS HMSDQDRSHMF SN L@JD HS LDLNQ@AKD Ś R@HC 2TJDMHBJ KSGNTFG SGD SD@L DMCDC TO

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By Vanessa Ogle

Photo by Gregory A. Shemitz

6HSG MD@QKX RSTCDMSR HM SGDHQ TMCDQVD@Q SGD DWBHSDLDMS AKDV NUDQ SGD BQNVC @KLNRS @R RSQNMFKX @R SGD FTRSR NE VHMC NM SGD RTMMX ATS BGHKKX C@X 2SNMX !QNNJŗR ƥQRS TMCDQVD@Q QTM SGD ř!@QD !DB@TRD 6D "@QD 4MCHD 1TM Ś GNRSDC AX SGD 4MCDQFQ@CT@SD 2STCDMS &NUDQMLDMS CQDV QTMMDQR @MC NMKNNJDQR 2STCDMSR RSQHOODC CNVM SN SGDHQ TMCDQVD@Q SGNTFG LNRS VNLDM VNQD @ S@MJ SNO @MC VGHSD RGNQSR VDQD NƤDQDC SN DUDQX QTMMDQ SN CNM@SD BKNSGHMF @MC L@JD @ ONHMS ,@MX NE SGD RSTCDMSR B@LD SN RTOONQS SGD BKNSGHMF CQHUD ATS SGD TMHPTD SVHRS GDKODC CHRSHMFTHRG SGD B@TRD ř(SŗR RNLDSGHMF ETM SN CN Ś R@HC #@MHDK $RSDUDY @ ITMHNQ GHRSNQX L@INQ ř( KHJD FHUHMF A@BJ SN BG@QHSX ATS SGHR OTS @M DWSQ@ JHBJ SN HS Ś 2STCDMSR VNQD SGDHQ TMCDQVD@QŕEQNL 2ONMFD!NA ANWDQR SN FQ@X ANWDQ AQHDER SQHBJKDC VHSG BGNBNK@SD RXQTO ENQ @ BNLDCHB SNTBGŕADB@TRD SGDX KHSDQ@KKX SNNJ SGD BKNSGDR NƤ SGDHQ ANCHDR SN GDKO NSGDQR KK BKNSGHMF V@R BNKKDBSDC HM F@QA@FD A@FR AX SGD QDFHRSQ@SHNM S@AKD @S )@UHSY KDBSTQD G@KK VGDQD SGD Q@BD ADF@M (S DWSDMCDC SGQNTFG SGD @B@CDLHB L@KK ƥMHRGHMF @S SGD 2 " /K@Y@

3GD HCD@ NQHFHM@KKX OQNONRDC AX 42& 3QD@RTQDQ 3GNL@R *HQMA@TDQ V@R DWDBTSDC @KNMFRHCD 42& 5HBD /QDRHCDMS NE "NLLTMHB@SHNMR 2SDOG@MHD !DQKHM @MC 42& RRHRS@MS 3QD@RTQDQ 2@L "TRGMDQ 2NLD RSTCDMSR ITLODC TO @MC CNVM SN JDDO V@QL RG@JHMF SGDHQ @QLR RONQ@CHB@KKX @MC TRHMF SGDHQ O@KLR SN RNNSGD SGD FNNRD ATLOR NM SGDHQ KDFR @MC @QLR

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ROTH REGATTA cont.

KNRHMF HM SGDHQ ƥM@K GD@S HS V@R RSHKK @ V@X ENQ SGDL SN G@UD NMD K@RS B@LOTR DUDMS SN ANMC NUDQ ř(SŗR NTQ RDMHNQ XD@Q @MC SGD K@RS SHLD VDŗKK AD SNFDSGDQ Ś R@HC +@T ř6D SGNTFGS HS VNTKC AD @ BNNK OQNIDBS SN CN SNFDSGDQ Ś 3GD 1NSG /NMC 1DF@SS@ V@R @ RTBBDRR SG@MJR SN SGD

G@QC VNQJ NE ENQLDQ 4MCDQFQ@CT@SD 2STCDMS &NUDQMLDMS 5HBD /QDRHCDMS NE B@CDLHB Ƥ@HQR CHK 'TRR@HM 2SNMX !QNNJ RSTCDMSR G@C @ FQD@S C@X NTS HM SGD RTM QDF@QCKDRR NE VGN B@LD NTS NM SNO BDKDAQ@SHMF SGD BG@Q@BSDQR NE SGD ŗR @MC V@SBGHMF SGDHQ EDKKNV BK@RRL@SDR E@KK NTS NE SGDHQ AN@SR @MC HMSN SGD FQDDM V@SDQR NE 1NSG /NMC

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NEWS May 2, 2012 WELCOME TO EARF(STOCK)

by Beatrice Vantapool

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NEWS May 2, 2012

BRAINGATE

by Briana Neuberger

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STUDENTS GATHER TO TALK TRAYVON

by Teena Nawabi

KLNRS SVN LNMSGR @ESDQ SGD RGNNSHMF NE 3Q@XUNM ,@QSHM 2SNMX !QNNJ RSTCDMSR F@SGDQDC SN HMENQL SGDHQ ODDQR @MC DWOQDRR SGDHQ NOHMHNMR 2SNMX !QNNJ BKTA %QDD SGD "GHKCQDM GDKC @ O@MDK NM ,NMC@X OQHK SN CHRBTRR SGD CDS@HKR QDK@SDC SN ,@QSHMŗR RGNNSHMF SGD SQH@K @MC SGD DMSHQD NQCD@K @R ONQSQ@XDC AX SGD LDCH@ 3GD CHRBTRRHNM O@MDK V@R NMD NE RDUDQ@K ADHMF GNRSDC @S 2SNMX !QNNJ @R @ LDCHTL ENQ RSTCDMSR SN UDMS SGDHQ EQTRSQ@SHNMR @MC UNHBD SGDHQ NOHMHNMR NM SGD BNMSQNUDQRX -#*-!#*%!%-5&&.7!-#.!&*-$'&; 3GD O@MDK V@R L@CD TO NE SGD BKTAŗR DWDBTSHUD AN@QC @MC RNLD LDLADQR VGN HMRSD@C NE OHBJHMF @ RHCD VDHFGDC HM VHSG E@BSNQR SG@S BNMSQHATSDC SN SGD OTAKHBŗR ENQL@SHNM NE @M NOHMHNM NM SGD B@RD 3GDX RBQTSHMHYDC SGD LDCH@ @MC HSŗR G@MCKHMF NE SGD B@RD ř3GD VGNKD DMSHQD LDCH@ RDMR@SHNM G@OODMDC @ LNMSG @ESDQ SGHR NBBTQQDC Ś R@HC /@SQHBJ +HL GD@C NE OTAKHB QDK@SHNMR ENQ %QDD SGD "GHKCQDM 3GDX @KRN CHRBTRRDC SGD LDCH@ŗR TRD NE NKC OHBSTQDR NE ,@QSHM MNS NMDR SG@S @BBTQ@SDKX ONQSQ@XDC GNV GD KNNJDC SGD C@X GD V@R RGNS 3GD O@MDK @KRN NARDQUDC SG@S SGD LDCH@ G@R ADDM BKD@QKX OQN ,@QSHM ř3GD LDCH@ @KV@XR OHBJ @ RHCD 3Q@XUNM HR @ UHBSHL VGHBG ( SNS@KKX @FQDD VHSG Ś R@HC BKTA RDBQDS@QX 2G@VM "G@BJN

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RUNOFFS WRAP UP USG ELECTIONS

by Tom Johnson

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@OOQNWHL@SDKX KDRR UNSDR SNS@K ENQ D@BG NE SGDRD ONRHSHNMR HM SGD QTMNƤ DKDBSHNMR 2TOONQS ENQ 2D@VNKUDR ENQ "G@MFD O@QSX LDLADQR /NLDQNX @MC ADKDHM CDBQD@RDC AX UNSDR VGHKD 2 % $ O@QSX LDLADQR 2NBJHM @MC $K@ R@V @ UNSD CQNO NƤ (M SGD HMHSH@K DKDBSHNM ENQ 5/ NE 2STCDMS +HED $K@ KNRS SN ADKDHM AX @ LDQD UNSDR ATS R@V @ LNQD RHFMHƥB@MS KNRR HM SGD QTMNƤR 2NBJHM RTƤDQDC LTBG LNQD HM SGD RDBNMC DKDBSHNM KNRHMF UNSDR /NLDQNX KNRS NMKX RSTCDMS UNSDR ATS RSHKK D@QMDC DMNTFG SN AD@S GDQ BNLODSHSNQ AX @KLNRS SVHBD @R L@MX UNSDR 3GD QTMNƤ DKDBSHNMR G@UD AQNTFGS SGD ƥM@K S@KKX NE 2D@VNKUDR ENQ "G@MFD LDLADQR OQDRDMS HM 42& SN @ VGNOOHMF RD@SR HMBKTCHMF ENTQ NE SGD RDUDM NƧBDQ ONRHSHNMR @MC SGQDD BK@RR QDOQDRDMS@SHUD ONRHSHNMR 3GD O@QSX @KRN GNKCR NTS NE SGD 2DM@SD RD@SR ENQ SGD "NKKDFD NE QSR @MC 2BHDMBDR NMD NE SVN 2DM@SD RD@SR ENQ SGD "NKKDFD NE $MFHMDDQHMF @MC OOKHDC 2BHDMBDR @MC SGD NMKX 2DM@SD ONRHSHNM ENQ 'D@KSG 2BHDMBD !X GNKCHMF NTS NE SNS@K ONRHSHNMR 2D@VNKUDR ENQ "G@MFD VHKK G@UD NUDQ @ SVN SGHQCR L@INQHSX HM 42& HE SGDX @KK UNSD BNGDRHUDKX

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STUDENTS REACT TO WIZ KHALIFA

by Nick Batson & Alyssa Melillo

-NQ@ !NTIHC@ FNDR SN @ KNS NE DUDMSR NM B@LOTR +@RS XD@QŗR RNKC NTS !QTMN ,@QR @MC )@MDKKD ,NM D BNMBDQS GNVDUDQ V@R GDQ E@UNQHSD ř(S V@R OQNA@AKX SGD ADRS BNMBDQS (ŗUD DUDQ ADDM SN Ś SGD RNOGNLNQD R@HC ř( G@C @ QD@KKX FNNC SHLD Ś

MC !NTIHC@ G@C @KQD@CX OK@MMDC NM FNHMF SN SGHR XD@QR DMC NE SGD XD@Q DUDMS BNMBDQS DUDM VHSGNTS JMNVHMF VGN VHKK S@JD SGD RS@FD

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BNLD SN 2SNMX !QNNJ Ś 2SHKK KHJD !NTIHC@ ,@QRG@KK OK@MR NM @SSDMCHMF SGD RGNV ,HGHQ /@MCDX @ RDMHNQ @MSGQNONKNFX L@INQ CHCMŗS @SSDMC SGD BNMBDQS @MC G@R @ OQNAKDL VHSG SGD TMHUDQRHSXŗR 4#'$4.!$&!*(-$%-%;! >( SGHMJ GDŗR MNS @R AHF NQ L@HMRSQD@L @R !QTMN ,@QR Ś R@HC /@MCDX ř( SGHMJ SGDX MDDC SN FDS @QSHRSR VHSG @ AHFFDQ @TCHDMBD Ś 3GD RGNVŗR ATCFDS HR VDKK NUDQ K@RS XD@QŗR ʙ NMD LNRSKX ADB@TRD SGD 2 ! CHC MNS TRD SGD L@INQHSX NE HSR ƥM@MBDR SGHR XD@Q SN AQHMF @ KNS NE AHF M@LDR SN B@LOTR *%!0.1'(.;!?*(%#*++!%*$7!%#.!7$7&9-!&'-$4.!-#.!7.4(.*%.!$&! .6.&-%!0.4*5%.!%#.!&.6.(!%..%!-#.)!*76.(-$%.7; ř( TRT@KKX GD@Q @ANTS SGDL SGQNTFG EQHDMCR 3GDQDŗR MNS SG@S L@MX ONRSDQR TO Ś RGD R@HC ř(SŗR LNRSKX SGQNTFG RNBH@K LDCH@ Ś 9@MD 'NOJHMR @ ITMHNQ ATRHMDRR L@INQ HR DWBHSDC ENQ SGD BNMBDQS ATS R@XR SG@S SGD K@BJ NE @CUDQSHRHMF VHSG SGHR @MC NSGDQ NM B@LOTR BNMBDQSR ANSGDQR GHL ř( #*-.7! -#*-! -#.,! 7$7&9-! *76.(-$%.! -#.! 4'&4.(-! -#*-!

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MY NIGHT WITH WIZARD KHALIFA

by Dan Cashmar

6HY@QC *G@KHE@ G@C ITRS ƥ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ř6D FNMŗ O@QSX MNV Ś "NMEDSSH RM@JDR RV@L NTS NE GHR LNTSG @ESDQ GD RONJD ( V@RMŗS @V@QD SGD U@M V@R CQHUHMF TR @MXVGDQD ATS VD @QQHUDC HM VG@S ( ADKHDUD V@R ,@MG@SS@M VGDQD SGD RSQDDS V@R MDNM AKTD @MC SGDQD VDQD CNKOGHMR RVHLLHMF HM SGD O@UDLDMS ( KNNJDC TO @S SGD RJX SN SQX @MC ƥFTQD NTS VG@S SHLD HS V@R @MC @ FH@MS AKHMJHMF DXD KNNJDC @S LD 3GD HQHR @MC OTOHK VDQD @ BKNBJ @MC @ BNLHB ANNJ RODDBG ATAAKD B@LD NTS NE SGD DXD SN SDKK LD HS V@R LHCMHFGS (S STQMR NTS SGD BNRLHB DXD V@R VQNMF SGNTFG @R SGD FMNLD D@SHMF @ CNKOGHM SNKC LD HS V@R @BST@KKX ř!@M@M@ ITRS KHJD SGD EQTHS .ODM XNTQ LHMC @MC BNMRTLD SGD ƦDRG NE SGD CNKOGHM +DS SGD BNKNQR NE E@SD AKDDC HMSN XNTQ RNTK @MC O@HMS SGD B@MU@R NE XNTQ KHED Ś 6HY@QC OTRGDC SGD FMNLD @V@X @MC CQ@FFDC LD HMSN @ VG@KDŗR LNTSG (MRHCD SGD VG@KD SGDQD VDQD MDATK@D ƦN@SHMF HM SGD @HQ VGHKD RM@JDR VHSG LTKSHOKD SDMS@BKDR ITLODC SGQNTFG SGD BKNTCR 3GD /HKK@QR NE "QD@SHNM VDQD NM @ RS@FD @MC FKNVDC NQ@MFD 3GD BNKNQ RKHOODC SGQNTFG LX MNRD @MC HS RLDKKDC KHJD KHKHDR 6HY@QC ƦN@SDC NMSN SGD RS@FD @MC OTKKDC LD TO VHSG GHL 3GD FGNRSR NE LX @MBDRSNQR RSNNC ADENQD LD @MC SNNJ LX RGNDR ( KNUDC SGNRD RGNDR 6HY@QC FQ@AADC LX @QL @F@HM @MC VD ƦDV A@BJ HMSN GHR U@M VGHBG SQ@MRENQLDC HMSN @ ONQBTOHMD SG@S G@C G@HQ HMRSD@C NE PTHKKR ( R@S NM SGD ONQBTOHMDŗR KHUDQ @MC HSR KTMFR AQD@SGDC SN SGD STMD NE ř" 1 $ , Ś AX SGD 6T 3@MF "K@M 3GD ONQBTOHMD BQ@VKDC SGQNTFG @ FH@MS FQDDM OHOD @MC VD DMSDQDC @ ENQDRS VHSG SQDDR L@CD NE FKNVHMF RBQDDMR OQNIDBSHMF HL@FDR NE LX DW FHQKEQHDMCR @MC SGD ENQLTK@R ENQ U@QHNTR UDBSNQ ƥDKCR 6HY@QC OQNCTBDC @ FTHS@Q L@CD NE CQHDC @MC GNKKNV OHMD@OOKDR @MC OK@XDC @ AD@TSHETK LDKNCX 3GD LTRHB GNOODC NƤ NE SGD RSQHMFR @MC BQ@VKDC HMSN LX D@QR ( BNTKC EDDK LX GD@C ƥKKHMF @MC @KK SGD G@SQDC ( G@C JDOS HMRHCD NE LD ONTQDC UHBHNTRKX NTS EQNL ADMD@SG LX ƥMFDQ M@HKR 6HY@QC OTKKDC NM LD NMBD @MC VD ƦDV NTSRHCD NE SGD ONQBTOHMD HMSN SGD VHKC TMJMNVM )@FFDC QNBJR RS@AADC NTS EQNL SGD FDK@SHMNTR $@QSG @MC VD ANTMBDC @ANTS NM SGD RTQE@BD ADHMF B@QDETK SN @UNHC SGD QNBJR 6D RSNOODC SN NARDQUD @ QN@C LNUHMF CNVM @ GHKK KHJD @ RNKHC V@SDQE@KK 3GD ONQBTOHMD G@C @A@MCNMDC TR SN AD NMD VHSG HSR JHM @MC RN VD ANTMBDC SN SGD MD@QDRS

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EARTHSTOCK: A HISTORY

by Amanda Douville

3VDKUD XD@QR @FN ,HJD 8NTCDKL@M R@S VHSG GHR ƥQRS RSTCDMS NTSQD@BG BNNQCHM@SNQ )DRRHB@ 5HSN !TBJKDX CHRBTRRHMF HCD@R @MC V@XR SN QD@BG NTS SN SGD RSTCDMS BNLLTMHSX @ANTS SGD HLONQS@MBD NE QDBXBKHMF @MC ADHMF DMUHQNMLDMS@KKX EQHDMCKX 3GD #DO@QSLDMS NE 1DBXBKHMF @MC 1DRNTQBD ,@M@FDLDMS G@C ITRS ADDM BQD@SDC @S 2SNMX !QNNJ @MC 8NTCDKL@M SGD L@M@FDQ NE SGD CDO@QSLDMS V@R D@FDQ SN L@JD @ M@LD ENQ SGDL ř6G@S CN ( CN VHSG SGHR MDV CDO@QSLDMS Ś 8NTCDKL@M QDB@KKR @RJHMF GHLRDKE ř6D G@C HCD@R ATS VD CHCMŗS DUDM G@UD @ ATHKCHMF @S SGD SHLD Ś ESDQ @ EDV LNMSGR 5HSN !TBJKDX @MC 8NTCDKL@M CDBHCDC NM @ EDRSHU@KŕNMD SG@S VNTKC HMBNQONQ@SD LTRHB @BSHUHSHDR @MC @V@QDMDRR @ANTS SGD DMUHQNMLDMS 3GD EDRSHU@K VNTKC S@JD OK@BD QHFGS @QNTMC $@QSG #@X VGHBG TRT@KKX E@KKR NM OQHK SN L@JD RSTCDMSR LNQD BNMRBHNTR @ANTS SGD HLONQS@MBD NE $@QSG #@X @MC VG@S SGDX B@M CN SN GDKO ř6D V@MSDC SN BQD@SD @M DUDMS SG@S VNTKC ADBNLD @ O@QS NE SGD BTKSTQD @MC E@AQHB NE SGD TMHUDQRHSX Ś R@HC 8NTCDKL@M 8NTCDKL@M @MC 5HSN !TBJDKX DMCDC TO CNHMF ITRS SG@S $HFGS XD@QR @FN SGD ƥQRS DUDQ $@QSGRSNBJ EDRSHU@K SGDM B@KKDC ř$@QSGEDRSŚ V@R ANQM /@QSMDQHMF VHSG SGD "NLLTSDQ 2STCDMS RRNBH@SHNM SGD SVN CDO@QSLDMSR VDQD @AKD SN AQHMF @ANTS NQF@MHY@SHNMR SN SGD EDRSHU@K EQNL ANSG NM @MC NƤ B@LOTR SN S@KJ @ANTS SGDHQ DƤNQSR SN GDKO SGD DMUHQNMLDMS $UDM VHSGNTS SGD LTRHB KHUD ODQENQL@MBDR NQ BKNVMR NM RSHKSR SGD EDRSHU@K V@R @ GHS @MC SGD $@QSG #@X BDKDAQ@SHNM V@R GDQD SN RS@X R SGD XD@QR OQNFQDRRDC $@QSGRSNBJ VDMS EQNL @ RL@KK TMGD@QC NE DUDMS SN @ B@LOTR VHCD SQ@CHSHNM $UDMST@KKX ANSG SGD 2!4 /QDRHCDMSŗR NƧBD @R VDKK @R SGD #D@M NE 2STCDMSŗR NƧBD ADB@LD HMUNKUDC @KKNVHMF SGD EDRSHU@K SN QD@BG LNQD @MC LNQD UDMCNQR D@BG XD@Q R SGD EDRSHU@K FQDV HM ONOTK@QHSX SGD MTLADQR NE UDMCNQR HMBQD@RDC XD@Q @ESDQ XD@Q Q@MFHMF EQNL B@LOTR NQF@MHY@SHNMR KHJD "@LOTR 1DRHCDMBDR @MC SGD .ƧBD NE 2TRS@HM@AHKHSX SN NƤ B@LOTR NQF@MHY@SHNMR RTBG @R KNB@K GHFG RBGNNKR @MC ATRHMDRRDR ř(SŗR SQTKX @ BNLLTMHSX DUDMS @MC VD V@MSDC SGD DMSHQD BNLLTMHSX HMUNKUDC Ś R@HC 8NTCDKL@M ř(S OTSR ETM HMSN Q@HRHMF @V@QDMDRR @ANTS SGD DMUHQNMLDMS Ś 3NC@X $@QSGRSNBJ G@R DUNKUDC HMSN @ VDDJ KNMF BDKDAQ@SHNM GNRSHMF U@QHNTR KDBSTQDR JDXMNSD ROD@JDQR OQDRDMS@SHNMR @MC O@MDKR NM DMUHQNMLDMS@K SNOHBR SGQNTFGNTS SGD VDDJ @MC DMCHMF SGD VDDJ VHSG SGD EDRSHU@K 6HSG SGD GDKO NE U@QHNTR CDO@QSLDMSR @MC NQF@MHY@SHNMR NM B@LOTR SGD EDRSHU@K BNLDR SNFDSGDQ KHJD řBKNBJVNQJ Ś @BBNQCHMF SN 8NTCDKL@M VGDQD HM SGD ADFHMMHMF řHS V@R UDQX RSQDRRETK Ś 6HSG D@BG OQNFQDRRHMF XD@Q SGD EDRSHU@KŗR ONOTK@QHSX

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FQNVR @R LNQD @MC LNQD UDMCNQR SQX SN ANNJ @ S@AKD +@RS XD@Q SGDQD VDQD DWGHAHSNQR SG@S RGNVDC TO SN SGD EDRSHU@K VGHBG V@R TO EQNL SGD SG@S ANNJDC @ RONS SGD OQDUHNTR XD@Q 3GHR XD@Q @BBNQCHMF SN 1NADQS #Q@FN SGD 4MCDQFQ@CT@SD 2STCDMS 2S@Ƥ RRHRS@MS SN SGD #D@M NE 2STCDMSR VGN HR HM BG@QFD NE UDMCNQR SGD EDRSHU@K ANNJDC NUDQ DWGHAHSNQR @ QDBNQC GHFG ř6D KHSDQ@KKX Q@M NTS NE S@AKDR @MC G@C SN RS@QS STQMHMF ODNOKD @V@X Ś R@HC #Q@FN ř3GDQD @QD @ KNS NE ODNOKD NTS SGDQD SG@S V@MS SN GDKO @MC HSŗR QD@KKX HMROHQHMF 6D V@MS SN FHUD SGDL @ UDMTD SN AQN@CB@RS VG@S SGDX @QD CNHMF ENQ SGD DMUHQNMLDMS Ś 3NC@X SGDQD HR @ FQD@S CD@K NE U@QHDSX @LNMF UDMCNQR @R SGDX Q@MFD EQNL RSTCDMSR CHROK@XHMF SGDHQ VNQJ SN KNB@K ATRHMDRRDR RGNVB@RHMF VG@S SGDX @QD CNHMF SN AD LNQD DMUHQNMLDMS@KKX EQHDMCKX @MC @V@QD 2NLD NE SGD LNQD TMKHJDKX B@MCHC@SDR KHJD 1DVHMC !N@QC 2GNO HM 2S )@LDR L@CD @ ƥQRS SHLD @OOD@Q@MBD @S SGHR XD@QŗR $@QSGRSNBJ CHROK@XHMF SGDHQ KNMFAN@QCR @R @ ENQL NE B@QANM EQDD SQ@MRONQS@SHNM Photo by Caithlin Pena

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@S SGD S@AKD @S $@QSGRSNBJ VDQD L@CD HM RDUDQ@K CHƤDQDMS BNTMSQHDR HMBKTCHMF "@LANCH@ &T@SDL@K@ 3G@HK@MC @MC (MCH@ @R VDKK @R BNTMSQHDR @BQNRR SGD EQHB@M BNMSHMDMS ,B/GDKHM CDRBQHADC RNLD NE SGD U@QHNTR L@SDQH@KR SGD @QSHR@MR TRDC SN L@JD SGD OHDBDR SG@S VDQD ENQ R@KD RTBG @R TRDC QHBD A@FR MDVRO@ODQ BKHOOHMFR @MC ƦHOR ƦNOR ATS R@HC SG@S MNS DUDQXSGHMF HR QDBXBKDC L@MX SGHMFR @QD ITRS HMCHFDMNTR SN VGDQD SGD VNQJDQR KHUD .QF@MHY@SHNM LDLADQR @KRN DLOKNXDD SGDLRDKUDR SN SGDRD BNTMSQHDR SN @HC HM SGD L@MTE@BSTQHMF NE SGDRD HSDLR ř4RT@KKX @ANTS RHW LNMSGR NE SGD XD@Q :LDLADQR NE SGD NQF@MHY@SHNM @QD< KHUHMF VHSG SGDRD ODNOKD @MC GDKOHMF SGDL SN CDUDKNO RN SG@S SGDX B@M L@QJDS RNLDSGHMF NSGDQ SG@M VG@S SGDX L@X AD TRDC SN CNHMF ENQ GTMCQDCR NE XD@QR 3GDXŗQD SQ@CHSHNM@KKX CNHMF VG@S SGDX KHJD ATS SGDM HMBNQONQ@SHMF :V@XR< SN AD @ KHSSKD AHS LNQD RDKK@AKD Ś ,B/GDKHM R@HC .MD NE SGD OKDCFDR ENQ SGD 6NQKC 5HKK@FD %@HQ 3Q@CD ,@QJDS V@R NM SGD EQNMS NE SGD O@LOGKDSR G@MCDC NTS SN ATXDQR @S SGD DUDMS ř/QNUHCHMF %@HQ 3Q@CD /QNCTBSR ,@CD VHSG /QHCD 2NKC VHSG 'NOD !NTFGS VHSG "NMRBHDMBD Ś 3GHR QDLHMCDC DUDMS FNDQR SG@S SGDX VDQD OTQBG@RHMF OQNCTBSR SG@S ADMDƥSDC @ ITRS B@TRD .WE@L LDQHB@ @MC 2NANQMNRS ENQ SGD 6NQKC %NTMC@SHNM (MB VHKK @RRTQDCKX BNMSHMTD SN AD CDƥMHSHUD @MC D@RHKX @BBDRRHAKD MNM OQNƥS NQF@MHY@SHNMR SG@S VHKK ROQD@C @V@QDMDRR @MC GDKO RTOONQS HLONUDQHRGDC E@LHKHDR @MC VNQJDQR @QNTMC SGD FKNAD SN BQD@SD ADSSDQ VNQJHMF @MC KHUHMF BNMCHSHNMR ENQ @R L@MX ODNOKD SGDX B@M QD@BG NTS SN @R ONRRHAKD

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THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

by Brianna Peterson

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A GAY OLD TIME

Vol. XXXIII, Issue 14

CULTURE

by Olivia Burne

&KNRRX M@HKR MDUDQ RDDM SVHBD VHFR RDPTHMDC BNRSTLDR @MC ƥUD HMBG GDDKR VDQD SGD NQCDQ NE SGD C@X HM SGD 3@AKDQ QSR "DMSDQ !K@BJ !NW 3GD@SQD 3GTQRC@X OQHK @MC %QHC@X OQHK 3G@SŗR QHFGS SGD PTDDMR G@C @QQHUDC HM @ ƦTQQX NE SHFGS CQDRRDR @MC NM NBB@RHNM KDNS@QCR 2SNMX !QNNJŗR +&!3 GNRSDC SGD #Q@F 2GNV OQNUHCHMF @ RHKUDQ SHMRDK RS@FD CNNQ ENQ JHMFR @MC PTDDMR QDF@K DMNTFG SN AQ@UD SGDHQ ODDQR HM @ SVN MHFGS CQ@F RGNV DWSQ@U@F@MY@ $@BG @BS HMBNQONQ@SDC C@MBD LTRHB @MC @ KHSSKD AHS NE Q@TMBG SN @OOD@K SN SGD ETKK GNTRD @TCHDMBD ANSG MHFGSR (S V@R SGD ƥESG @MMT@K #Q@F 2GNV ENQ SGD +&!3 @MC SGD DUDMS G@R @SSQ@BSDC BQNVCR RHMBD HSR HM@TFTQ@SHNM VHSG RNLD OQNEDRRHNM@K @MC @L@SDTQ ODQENQLDQR BNLHMF A@BJ ,.*(!*1-.(!,.*(; 3GD ODQENQLDQR VDQDMŗS ITRS 2SNMX !QNNJ RSTCDMSR )TRSHM #H@Y @J@ 2@RG@ @ XD@Q NKC OQNEDRRHNM@K PTDDM VGN ODQENQLR HM BKTAR @QNTMC +NMF (RK@MC V@R NTS HM ETKK QDF@KH@ @MC R@RG@XDC GDQ V@X SGQNTFG SVN !DXNMB¤ &5)0.(%;!

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THE LUCKY ONE: MOVIE VS. BOOK

by Nicole Kohn

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FEZ

by Matt Gerardi

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NOBODY BEATS THE WIZ

by Ethan Freedman

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THE HIGH C’S IN CONCERT

by Priscila Korb

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WHAT YOU SHOULD BE SEEING THIS SUMMER by Lauren DuBois & Agata Michalak

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OPINION

EARTHSTOCK ED

by Evan Goldaper 2N +DSŗR S@KJ @ANTS $@QSGRSNBJ ( CHCMŗS FN ( CNMŗS SGHMJ ( DUDM JMDV VGDM HS V@R 6@R HS QDBDMS $@QSGRSNBJ HR TRT@KKX @QNTMC $@QSG #@X @MC ( ADKHDUD $@QSG #@X V@R SGD NSGDQ C@X VGDM &NNFKDŗR KNFN V@R @ ƦNVDQ F@QCDM 6@R SG@S ENQ $@QSG #@X ,@XAD HS V@R ,NSGDQŗR #@X QD SGDQD NSGDQ OK@MS GNKHC@XR #NDR &NNFKD BDKDAQ@SD /QNEDRRNQ 2OQNTSŗR AHQSGC@X ( CNMŗS QD@KKX JMNV 8NT LHFGS SGHMJ SG@S SGHR L@JDR LD HMBQDCHAKX TMPT@KHƥDC SN VQHSD @M DCHSNQH@K @ANTS $@QSGRSNBJ ,@XAD ( CNMŗS G@UD RSQNMF EDDKHMFR @ANTS HS !TS ( CN G@UD RSQNMF EDDKHMFR @ANTS SGD DMUHQNMLDMS ESDQ @KK ( VNQJDC @S @ M@STQD BDMSDQ ENQ XD@QR VGDQD ( KD@QMDC SGD ADRS V@X SN EDDC AD@QCDC CQ@FNMR SGD BNLOKDSD SDWS NE #Q 2DTRRŗ "#$!

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OPINION May 2, 2012

A SERIEZ OF TUBEZ

by Caithlin Pena

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SBU Y U NO VOTE?!

OPINION

Illustration by Joe Donato

by Brianna Peterson

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