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TABLE OF CONTENTS EDITORIALS

DON’T CENSOR ME BRO

STATE OF THE UNIVERSITY PENGUINS PASS NO CREDIT CHANGES JEWISH HOLIDAYS

6 7 8 9

NEWS

FEATURES

STONY BROOK SLACKLINERS BISHOP ATTACKS BUSINESS VENTURES COLUMN: STADIUMS OF S***

CULTURE

10 12 13

MOVIES RESIDENT EVIL: RETRIBUTION JUDGE DREDD

14 17

THE NUTSHELL FLYING LOTUS BEN FOLDS FIVE G.O.O.D. MUSIC DAVID BYRE AND ST. VINCENT

COMICS BORING ROCKS SPORTZ

16 16 16 17 19 19

OPINION ANDROID RULES ...BUT THE IPHONE IS BETTER MAGIC KINGDOM EXPANSION

20 21 22

SPORTS STONY BROOK WOMEN’S TENNIS CLASSIC HOMECOMING: STONY BROOK BEATS COLGATE

23 24

THE STONY BROOK PRESS EXECUTIVE EDITOR MANAGING EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR BUSINESS MANAGER ART DIRECTOR PRODUCTION MANAGER NEWS EDITOR NEWS EDITOR FEATURES EDITOR CULTURE EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR WEB EDITOR OPINION EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR COPY EDITOR MINISTER OF ARCHIVES OMBUDSMAN

NICK BATSON TOM JOHNSON EVAN GOLDAPER JASMINE HAEFNER JESSE CHANG MARK GREEK ARIELLE DOLLINGER JODIE MANN ALYSSA MELILLO SAM LIEBRAND BEATRICE VANTAPOOL ETHAN FREEDMAN BRIANNA PETERSON OLIVIA BURNE REBECCA TAPIO AMANDA DOUVILLE SARAH EVINS NICOLE KOHN DANIEL CASHMAR LIZ KAEMPF

STAFF VINCENT BARONE TERICHI BELLINGER CHRISTINE BOUCHER ANDREW CARRIERI SIOBHAN CASSIDY LAUREN DUBOIS JOHN FISCHER MICHELLE FRANTINO

HALLIE GOLDEN BRYAN GUTHY JOSHUA HA PRISCILA KORB DEVIN LEWIS BUSHRA MOLLICK MATTHEW MURRAY TEENA NAWABI

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NEWS September 26, 2012

PIKIELL GIVES $50,000 TO UNIVERSITY by Brianna Peterson

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FEATURES September 26, 2012

THE STONY BROOK SLACKLINERS by Alyssa Melillo

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FEATURES September 26, 2012

BISHOP ATTACKS ALTSCHULER’S BUSINESS VENTURES by Ethan Freedman

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Vol. XXXIV Issue 2

CULTURE

MY LIFE AS: MICHAEL SLACKMAN by Arielle Dollinger and Nicole Kohn

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Vol. XXXIV Issue 2

COMIX

OPINION September 26, 2012 ANDROID RULES

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Vol. XXXIV Issue 2

OPINION

...BUT THE IPHONE IS BETTER

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OPINION September 26, 2012

MAGIC KINGDOM FANTASYLAND EXPANSION by Andrew Carrieri

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Vol. XXXIV Issue 2

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STONY BROOK WOMENâ€™S TENNIS CLASSIC

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SPORTS September 26, 2012 STONY BROOK BEATS COLGATE, 32-31

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