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Apathy Wipes by Alexa Merickel
from Legacy 2002
Apathy Wipes
by Alexa Merickel
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Convenient! Quick!
Pull the tab,
Wipe away your spills.
New! Travel size!
Fits in your purse,
Your pocket,
Your life.
Now easier than ever
To forget those little accidents
That spot and stain
Your new clothes
And make you feel dirty.
Strong enough to handle even the toughest cases
Of neglect, and abuse
And dirty men saying dirty things in dirty cardboard boxes
beside dirty streets.
Starving alongside a bastard child,
The mother
Raped alongside the road.
Enjoy your life!
Forget your cares.
Improved formula won't cause irritation.
Now moisturized for your comfort.
