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Jesus in a Bottle by Ann Mosher
from Legacy 1999
Jesus in a Bottle
by Ann Mosher
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"Taste and see that the Lord is good!"
Buy him in a six pack now
Or place an offering I the vending machine
Push the little red button and Wow!
Drink him up and drink him down
Feel the spiritual caffeine
You'll buzz with Jesus for an hour or so
Get a rush from the Nazarene
Talk to you pastor, talk to you priest
They might be holding a sale
Discount coupons given out
Free samples in the mail
Some claim out Soda is fake
That our sellers are not sainted,
That Jesus Christ was crucified
But never carbonated
Don't listen to these fools who say
our true price is your soul
and out fizz is fornication
and our buzz can't make you whole
They think that God is bigger
Then our corporate enterprise
That he's watching and he's waiting
And he's planning our demise
But if this God's so clever
and if he's so very smart
Why does he Freely offer
To come live in all our hearts?
