Mrs. Patterson by Ann Mosher

Mrs. Patterson

by Ann Mosher

Though I speak with the tongues of men and angels,

and have the gift of prophecy,

and understand pretty much everything,

and have moved Everest into my backyard,

and given everything I have to feed the poor

and even offered my body to be burned

I shall never be as good as Mrs. Rhonda Patterson

My Skirts, I'm afraid, are shorter than she deems appropriate