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The music captures Jobs’ full spirit, blending melodic electronics, including guitar, with rich orchestration.

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NEWS

Jewelry Sale

OPINION 7 NEWS

Spanish Market Weekend

7 DAYS, METROGLYPHS AND THIS MODERN WORLD 8

Friday & Saturday

July 28th - 29th Open 10 - 5 PM

BEST OF SANTA FE 11 READERS CHOICE We asked, and you answered. After this spring’s voting period, we’ve quantified your love—and this is all the stuff you think is just awesome in our fine town BEST-ISH OF SANTA FE 49 STAFF PICKS You didn’t ask, but we answered anyway.

SFR staffers weigh in on our favorite local übermensch, swirly ice cream, fat dog and more

11 BEST OF SANTA FE 2017

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When you’re finished drooling over the original Nico Salazar artwork on the cover, crack this bad boy open for a guide to locals’ faves across town.

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CULTURE

EDITOR AND PUBLISHER JULIE ANN GRIMM

SFR PICKS 75 Constellations, Jobs, mercados and roses

ASSOCIATE PUBLISHER AND AD DIRECTOR ANNA MAGGIORE

THE CALENDAR 77

ART DIRECTOR ANSON STEVENS-BOLLEN

MUSIC 78

CULTURE EDITOR ALEX DE VORE

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BONITO, BENITO Benzo III drops a new album

COPY EDITOR CHARLOTTE JUSINSKI

ACTING OUT 83

CULTURE STAFFER MARIA EGOLF-ROMERO

IN HERE, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL None would please us more than Cabaret

CONTRIBUTING EDITOR JEFF PROCTOR

SAVAGE LOVE 84 She’s 16, she’s beautiful and she’s mad

CONTRIBUTING WRITERS MARY FRANCIS CHEESEMAN ALICIA INEZ GUZMÁN NEIL MORRIS

A&C 87 BACK TO THE BARRIO: THE DOGPATCH How puro Santa are you?

A&C 91

DIGITAL SERVICES MANAGER BRIANNA KIRKLAND

PHOTO INTERN LILIANA DILLINGHAM

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MOVIES 97 DUNKIRK REVIEW Christopher Nolan ditches conventional timelines and pacing in his stunning WWII drama. Plus, lasers are fired, aliens are stabbed and feelings are addressed in Luc Besson’s sci-fi epic Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

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Would you like to experience caring, smiling, fun, gentle people who truly enjoy working with you?

SMILES OF SANTA FE Michael W. Davis, DDS 1751 Old Pecos Trail, Suite B (505) 988-4448 www.SmilesofSantaFe.com

P R OV I D E R F O R D E LTA A N D U N I T E D C O N C O R D I A D E N TA L P L A N S • M O S T I N S U R A N C E S A C C E P T E D

Mail letters to PO Box 2306, Santa Fe, NM 87504, deliver to 132 E Marcy St., or email them to editor@sfreporter.com. Letters (no more than 200 words) should refer to specific articles in the Reporter. Letters will be edited for space and clarity.

NEWS, JULY 19: “WET NOODLES”

NOT ME A friend of mine says that he buys all of his adult stuff online and this store would be a waste of space. According to my friend. Did I mention that my friend said this and not me?

JOHNNY JAMES GABALDON VIA FACEBOOK

THINK OF THE CHILDREN Not in that location, near a family neighborhood, and right across from Indian School.

This is the last thing we need right now as we work collectively towards mutual respect and dignity for all people, respecting indigenous cultures, and ending the objectification of women and girls that contributes to violence against them.

CYNTHIA FULREADER SFREPORTER.COM

TOTALLY GROSS Disgusting. I just opened my business in that neighborhood. There’s a park and a school there, wtf?

Expect a fight from this family neighborhood.

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NEWS, JULY 19: “THE STATE OF THE FOREST”

ZOINKS, SCOOB A few years ago in December I was with some friends and we were harvesting

Christmas trees from one of the approved areas on the Las Vegas side of the mountain. ... We passed through a lot of clear-cut forest. Coming back with our two permitted trees, we were stopped by unfriendly armed forest service (rangers?) for the purpose of checking our permits. Unfriendly means they pulled into the center of the gravel road blocking our way forward, and told us not to get out of our vehicle.

We showed them our permits, and they inspected the back of the truck. They got a little less persnickety when the two dogs in the back of our truck growled and bared their teeth. I went away with the feeling the ranger dudes were there more to protect private logging interests than to serve the public.

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HECK OF A JOB The Forest Service has come a long way since the first Forest Plan was put out. Their interest in returning low-severity fire to large areas of our national forest is excellent and overdue. We’ll see if the Trump team slashes their budget and puts a stop to this work, endangering communities. The Forest Service also needs to begin to phase out cattle grazing on our national forest as cattle are extremely destructive to watersheds, plant communities and they fill our public lands with feces and flies. Buyouts of allotments would do this job, but Congress must approve. Finally, it’s great to see the Forest Service working so well with the National Park Service who manages the Valles Caldera and Bandelier.

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LETTERS, JULY 19: “BUT THEY HAVE CASINOS”

LEFT FIELD Of all the rationalizations for Santa Fe’s annual [Entrada de Don Diego de Vargas], I wasn’t expecting the justification of the Spanish Inquisition which Mr. Maestas expressed in his letter in the July 19 issue.

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7 DAYS US BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS SAYS SANTA FEANS MAKE LOWER WAGES COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY Yeah, but, like, the bike trails are so pretty…

CITY FACES SCRUTINY AFTER EXPENSIVE SHADE STRUCTURES FAIL TO ACTUALLY PROVIDE SHADE IN HELPFUL PLACES AT PUBLIC PARKS This might be the most Santa Fe sentence we’ve ever written in our lives.

SEAN SPICER RESIGNS AS PRESS SECRETARY A dark day for comedy indeed.

THE (R)EVOLUTION OF STEVE JOBS HAS WORLD PREMIERE AT SANTA FE OPERA Good, because if there’s one thing the opera’s been missing, it’s stories about rich white assholes.

CHEEKS STRIP CLUB IN TROUBLE AFTER FAILURE TO PAY SHOOTING VICTIM

The Day after

We’re gonna turn into a town free of pornography— IS THAT WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANT?!

ESPAÑOLA COLLEGE OFFERING IN-STATE TUITION RATES TO OUT-OF-STATERS TO ATTRACT NON-NEW MEXICANS You’ll still have to live in Española, though.

INDIAN MARKET APPLICATION PROCESS CONFOUNDS LONGTIME ARTISTS Clearly SWAIA isn’t aware of the “We Fear Change” clause in the town charter.

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LETTERS Will so-called progressive Santa Fe now celebrate the destruction of multicultural Andalusia, the original reconquista, along with the reconquista of Santa Fe? Will the fiesta include a re-enactment of the torture of Muslims and Jews?

If you want to honor the “baby,” HONOR the consciousness, not the fetus.

MICHAEL KOLMAN SANTA FE

MARC BEDNER ELDORADO

LETTERS, JUNE 28: “LOCAL GADFLIES”

COVER, JULY 19:

BE NICE, DUDE

“A MORAL CHOICE”

I am troubled by Jonathan Hayden’s letter on several counts.

First, in mocking various critics of the Forest Service, he fails to explicitly identify himself as an employee of that agency, which he is.

Second, that he would publicly mock not only these two individuals’ letters to the Reporter, but also their input at official Forest Service meetings, is a gross failure of professionalism.

Third, his letter is pure ad hominem attack, with absolutely no substantive rebuttal.

Finally, to imply that the Forest Service operates according to “scientific consensus and historical fact,” as he does, is pure joke.

In truth, it operates according to political and economic influence, as does the BLM, the EPA, and every other federal and state agency in this nation. Were it actually operating according to the science, it would, for instance, have ended the ecological scourge of below-cost public lands cattle grazing in the American West many decades ago. Similarly, dwarf mistletoe “management,” tree “thinning” in lieu of natural fire, and countless other ecologically unfounded practices on this and so many other of our national forests.

THANKS DOC Thank you, Dr. Boyd, for your interview and your mention of the National Organization for Women and other organizations providing support to women. Most of all, thank you for your endless strength in providing abortions. Women need to know they have control of their bodies. We will continue to support women’s reproductive and sexual healthcare.

REBECCA LANGFORD PRESIDENT, SANTA FE NOW

A QUERY How many are asking when does spirit/soul enter the fetus, and does it matter?

RICHARD DEAN JACOB SANTA FE

[SIC] Here’s what I waz tawt: From the “other side” a consciousness exists that iz ready to make the choice uv reentering thirddimensional Earth. Based on the best available parents for the growth uv itz Soul in the next lifetime. We choose our parents, for this reason. At anytime during the woman’s pregnancy the being may choose to not “come in” for itz own reasons. It then “signals” the pregnant lady to abort. It may come in at a future time that iz more desirable.

CRAIG JOLLY SANTA FE

SFR will correct factual errors online and in print. Please let us know if we make a mistake, editor@sfreporter.com or 988-7530.

SANTA FE EAVESDROPPER Man: “That shit was crazy.”

Woman: “Yeah, I know right? Clearly it was an act of radical Christian terrorism.”

—Overheard at the College Plaza Shopping Center “We’re not going to that part of Santa Fe. You have to pay for parking.”

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Best Museum since 2008

Thank You!

On Museum Hill in Santa Fe · 505-476-1200 · InternationalFolkArt.org Children 16 and under and museum members always free! Museumfoundation.org/join. Enjoy bistro dining with a view at Museum Hill Café.

Pictured: Freeland Tanner (Napa, California), Sabrina’s Gift (detail), 2006, reclaimed wood. Courtesy of the artist. Photo: Gorge Post.

From the exhibition No Idle Hands: The Myths & Meanings of Tramp Art, on view now through September 16, 2017.

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But for real, though, you seen that cover art? It’s gorgeous and comes to us directly from the mind of one Nico Salazar, the founder of clothing/lifestyle line Future Fantasy Delight, a consummate Meow Wolfer and a native Santa Fean who told us the comission gig

was “a dream come true.”

Salazar was born here, but after his father joined the military he spent time in Hawaii and Southern California, where he would hone his animemeets-pop-art signature style.

He returned to Santa Fe in ’97, where he excels at working in regional detials.

“It was challenging because I wanted to do something really cool, but not super over-thetop—like, if you lived here, you’d recognize it but you don’t have to live here,” Salazar says of the piece. “I tried to use food since everyone loves food here, but it’s ... not one culture; it comes from different cultures and everyone can enjoy it because it’s not superspecific.”

Salazar says the future holds potential sculpting gigs, a vinyl toy collaboration with a German builder and commission work for private collectors.

So read on, knowing you’ve helped choose the very best of Santa Fe, and warm your heart knowing you’ve supported local art.

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FOOD AND DRINK BEST ARTISAN CHOCOLATE

Chef Martin Rios, Restaurant Martín

Kakawa Chocolate House Ancient recipies and historic traditions influence the thick, chocolatey concoctions—known here as elixirs.

Sample fine bite-sized chocolates, and take plenty home with you.

526 Galisteo St., 820-0919 restaurantmartin.com

Chef James Campbell Caruso, La Boca Original location: 72 W Marcy St., 982-3433 Taberna location: 125 Lincoln Ave., Ste. 117, 982-3433 labocasantafe.com

1050 Paseo de Peralta, 982-0388 kakawachocolates.com

BEST GASTROPUB Chocolate Maven Bakery and Café 821 W San Mateo Road, 984-1980 chocolatemaven.com

ChocolateSmith 851-A Cerrillos Road, 473-2111 chocolatesmith.com

BEST CHEF Chef Ahmed Obo, Jambo Café Is “beloved” a strong enough word for what Chef Obo cooks up in his restaurant? Not even a car crashing through his storefront could keep him down, and when it comes to his particular style of Afro-Caribbean fare, the locals line up in droves.

See also the Jambo food truck at special events all over town.

2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net

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Fire & Hops Chef Joel Coleman has been killin’ it for a relatively short number of years on Guadalupe Street, but the mix of fine food and fantastic local beers has earned him a loyal following and a packed dining room night after night.

222 N Guadalupe St., 954-1635 fireandhopsgastropub.com

Dr. Field Goods Kitchen 2860 Cerrillos Road, 471-0043 drfieldgoods.com

Loyal Hound 730 St. Michael’s Drive, 471-0440 loyalhoundpub.com

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BEST FOOD CART TRUCK/STAND Bang Bite Like a lot of people, we’d never heard of maple bacon jam—especially on a burger—but Chef Enrique Guerrero’s fantastic creations coupled with the nomadic style of his food truck has made us experts.

If you run across Bang Bite, you should eat there, even if you’re not hungry.

411 W Water St., 469-2345 facebook.com/Bang-Bite-FillingStation

Jambo Food Truck jambocafe.net

El Chile Toreado 950 W Cordova Road, 500-0033

BEST FINE DINING Geronimo While the untimely death of Chef Eric DiStefano was a major loss to the local culinary community last year, Geronimo remained strong under the vision of Sllin Cruz.

Timelessly classy and unbelievably

good, this fine dining establishment is famous to tourists and locals alike.

724 Canyon Road, 982-1500 geronimorestaurant.com

Coyote Café 132 W Water St., 983-1615 coyotecafe.com

Restaurant Martín 526 Galisteo St., 820-0919 restaurantmartin.com

BEST PATIO La Casa Sena Tucked away in an almost-ancient enclosed adobe plaza lies one of the most lush and serene patios in town, and when the kickass menu and singing waiters (you read that right) play second fiddle to a restaurant’s environs, you know it’s a nice patio.

125 E Palace Ave., 988-9232 lacasasena.com

The Teahouse 821 Canyon Road, 992-0972 teahousesantafe.com

Harry’s Roadhouse 96 Old Las Vegas Hwy., 989-4629 harrysroadhousesantafe.com

READER’S CHOICE

but we’d never tell you how to live because that just ain’t French.

333 W Cordova Road, 988-1809

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BEST BREAKFAST BURRITO

Iconik Coffee Roasters 1600 Lena St., Ste. A2, 428-0996 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 iconikcoffee.com

El Parasol

Java Joe’s Chocolate Maven Bakery and Café

821 W San Mateo Road, 984-1980 chocolatemaven.com

Dulce 1100 Don Diego Ave., 989-9966 dulcebakery.com

BEST INDEPENDENT COFFEE/TEA HOUSE The Teahouse Yes, their coffee is fantastic, but it’s the dozens of teas from China, India, Japan and beyond that set this Canyon Road establishment apart.

You should also try the oatmeal for breakfast or the rotating dinner specials, but if it’s a black or herbal blend you’re looking for, this is the place to be.

Fire & Hops

BEST HAPPY HOUR Agave Lounge

821 Canyon Road, 992-0972 teahousesantafe.com

2801 Rodeo Road, 474-5282 1248 Siler Road, 930-5763 javajoessantafenm.com

BEST BREAKFAST The Pantry It’s not unusual to find the queue spilling out onto the sidewalk at The Pantry—this is a New Mexican breakfast at its finest.

1820 Cerrillos Road, 986-0022 pantrysantafe.com

1833 Cerrillos Road, 995-8015 298 Dinosaur Trail, 995-8226 elparasol.com

Tia Sophia’s 210 W San Francisco St., 983-9880 tiasophias.com

Blake’s Lotaburger Various locations lotaburger.com

Clafoutis 333 W Cordova Road, 988-1809

BEST CHILE - RED

Tia Sophia’s

La Choza

210 W San Francisco St., 983-9880 tiasophias.com

C’mon. Was there ever a question whether this sister restaurant of The Shed (and locals’ favorite) would pick up this prestigious honor? Not in our minds.

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Hotel bars are notoriously swanky, but the Agave Lounge scores points for being accessible to all. A comfortable and elegant space with craft cocktails, fine wines, shareable small plates and discounted happy hour prices, this watering hole really does have it all—or most of it, anyway.

El Parasol serves up brilliant burritos—for breakfast and otherwise.

Oh man, we want one right now.

A second Southside location has indoor seating, unlike its main-drag location that’s just carry-out.

905 Alarid St., 982-0909 lachozasf.com

The Shed 113 E Palace Ave., 982-9030 sfshed.com

Eldorado Hotel and Spa, 309 W San Francisco St., 995-4530 eldoradohotel.com/agave-lounge

Tomasita’s 500 S Guadalupe St., 983-5721 tomasitas.com

Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 boxcarsantafe.com

BEST CHILE - GREEN

Il Piatto

La Choza

95 W Marcy St., 984-1091 Ilpiattosantafe.com

Of course, the folks at Choza also know their green, be it on the legendary blue corn burritos, a little side tamale or one of the best tortilla burgers in town.

BEST BAKERY Clafoutis When a French bakery/restaurant has to change locations just to accommodate the mad dash for parking, you know it’s good. Clafoutis has done just this with its new, larger location right next to BODY. We recommend the breakfast croissants and crepes or the macarons,

905 Alarid St., 982-0909 lachozasf.com

Horseman’s Haven 4354 Cerrillos Road, 471-5420

Tomasita’s Agave Lounge

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READER’S CHOICE

BEST CURRY Paper Dosa

Thank You

Even if you think you don’t like Indian food, Paper Dosa has something to change your mind.

And curry goes great with almost anything—just visit and find out.

Santa Fe

25 YEARS

551 W Cordova Road, 930-5521 paper-dosa.com

IN BUSINESS

Jambo Café 2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net

India House

DOWNTOWN

644 Paseo De Peralta

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2501 Cerrillos Road, 471-2651 indiahousenm.com

El Parasol 1833 Cerrillos Road, 995-8015 298 Dinosaur Trail, 995-8226 elparasol.com

Chicago Dog Express 600 Cerrillos Road, 984-2798

BEST PIZZA Back Road Pizza From the cornmeal crust to the slices with whatever dang toppings you want served up in mere minutes, this local haunt has wowed us for years and you can totally play pool there, too. Keep an eye out for their new food truck at events around town.

1807 Second St., Ste. 1, 955-9055 backroadpizza.com

BEST BURGER Santa Fe Bite We’re pretty sure this burger goes beyond local into best-inthe-world territory, and now that they’ve got a slightly smaller version on the menu next to their original delicious behemoth, you can go more often! Try also the fried chicken on Sundays. We know it’s not a burger, but still.

Garrett’s Desert Inn, 311 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0544 santafebite.com

Shake Foundation 631 Cerrillos Road, 988-8992 shakefoundation.com

Blake’s Lotaburger Various locations lotaburger.com

Upper Crust Pizza 329 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0000 5 Colina Drive, Eldorado, 471-1111 uppercrustpizza.com

Pizza Centro Design Center, 418 Cerrillos Road, 988-8825 3470 Zafarano Drive, 471-6200 7 Avenida Vista Grande, Eldorado, 466-3161, pizzacentronys.com

BEST STEAK The Bull Ring If you’re going to pony up the dough for a fine steak, you may as well do it right and hobnob alongside the local elite and politicians.

Every cut you want is there, and a full bar, too—bon voyage, veggies.

150 Washington Ave. (in the courtyard), 983-3328 santafebullring.com

BEST FRITO PIE Five and Dime General Store When Anthony Bourdain dared to slightly besmirch this downtown delicacy, Santa Fe flipped its lid.

Turns out Frito pies are our most precious resource and, if you’re in the mood, there really isn’t a more Santa Fe way to do it.

DeVargas Center 165 Paseo De Peralta

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58 E San Francisco St., 992-1800 fiveanddimegs.com

Rio Chama 414 Old Santa Fe Trail, 955-0765 riochamasteakhouse.com

The Ranch House 2571 Cristo’s Road, 424-8900 theranchhousesantafe.com

BEST TACOS El Parasol Pardon the informality—but duh!

El Parasol’s crispy taco shells

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123 W. Water St. Downtown Santa Fe

Best Women’s Clothing

(505) 982-5948

La Choza

house the finest ground or shredded meats (they’ve got veggie, too, don’t worry) and are affordable; you should order, like, 20 of those bad boys.

1833 Cerrillos Road, 995-8015 298 Dinosaur Trail, 995-8226 elparasol.com

Bumble Bee’s Baja Grill 301 Jefferson St., 820-2862 bumblebeesbajagrill.com

Felipe’s Tacos 1711 Llano St., Ste. A-B, 473-9397 felipestacos.com

BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT Andiamo!

Tucked in an old house in the Railyard district, Andiamo! does Italian right with an ever-changing pizza menu, delicious pasta hits and a local yet fancy feel.

Thanks Santa Fe!

Bucko of Santa Fe Johnny Was Lior Subtle Luxury Cutloose Gretty Zueger Firefly Ayala Bar

322 Garfield St., 995-9595 andiamosantafe.com

Piccolino 2890 Agua Fría St., 471-1480 piccolinosantafe.com

Il Piatto 95 W Marcy St., 984-1091 ilpiattosantafe.com

BEST NEW MEXICAN RESTAURANT La Choza Expect a wait at this local institution, but also expect a massive menu full of your New Mexican faves created by a family who’s been in the local food game for more than 60 years. New Mexican food simply doesn’t get better than this.

905 Alarid St., 982-0909 lachozasf.com

The Shed 113 E Palace Ave., 982-9030 sfshed.com

Tomasita’s 500 S Guadalupe St., 983-5721 tomasitas.com

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BEST SUSHI RESTAURANT Shohko Café Whether you belly up to the sushi bar or spread out at a table, Shohko proves yet again that they’ve got the finest fishy offerings in town.

Pair that sashimi with a nice sake and drink in the minimalist atmosphere … you’re home.

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321 Johnson St., 982-9708 shohkocafe.com

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Izmi Sushi 105 E Marcy St., 424-1311 izmisantafe.com

Kohnami 313 S Guadalupe St., 984-2002 kohnamisantafe.com

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BEST ASIAN RESTAURANT Jinja Pacific Island meets Asian food and one of the craziest tropical drinks menus in town in this longstanding local hotspot. Experiment a little with your ordering, because this menu is huge.

510 N Guadalupe St., 982-4321 jinjabistro.com

821 W San Mateo Road, 984-1980 chocolatemaven.com

Clafoutis 333 W Cordova Road, 988-1809

Dulce 1100 Don Diego Ave., 989-9966 dulcebakery.com

BEST MARGARITAS Maria’s

Izanami 21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304 izanamisantafe.com

Chow’s Asian Bistro 720 St. Michael’s Drive, 471-7120 mychows.com

BEST DESSERT Chocolate Maven From the decadent chocolate petit four grande and the smoothest coconut cream pie to creative cakes, cookies, muffins and more, Chocolate Maven covers just about any sweet tooth imaginable. Lucky us.

It’s not exactly hard to find a great margarita around here, but with over 100 tequila selections and countless awards, Maria’s neatly takes top honors and remains a favorite to those who can’t live without those sweet, sour, smokey, salty margs.

555 W Cordova Road, 983-7929 marias-santafe.com

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BEST COCKTAILS Coyote Café With famed mixologist Quinn Stephenson holding the reins at this downtown fine dining establishment, their already stellar cocktail list is only bound to improve.

Between the main dining room and the summer-only rooftop Cantina, spirits fans better get to work on those craft and signature drinks.

132 W Water St., 983-1615 coyotecafe.com

and that Freestyle Pilsner might be the most refreshing choice of summer.

35 Fire Place, 424-3333 santafebrewing.com

Second Street Brewery Three locations in Santa Fe secondstreetbrewery.com

La Cumbre Brewing Co. 3313 Girard Blvd. NE, Albuquerque, 505-872-0225, lacumbrebrewing.com

BEST TAPROOM Radish & Rye 548 Agua Fría St., 930-5325 radishandrye.com

Santa Fe Spirits Tasting Room 308 Read St., 780-5906 santafespirits.com

BEST DISTILLERY Santa Fe Spirits From its Expedition vodka to the sensational Colkegan whiskey and back, Santa Fe Spirits has steadily become a fine spirits brand. Visit tasting rooms in both the main production facility and picturesque patio of the downtown spot.

Distillery: 7505 Mallard Way, 467-8892 Tasting room: 308 Read St., 780-5906 santafespirits.com Editor’s Note: We know these two aren’t distilleries, but it is readers choice, after all!

Second Street Brewery 1814 Second St., 982-3030 secondstreetbrewery.com

Santa Fe Brewing Co. 35 Fire Place, 424-3333 santafebrewing.com

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Second Street Brewery With soon-to-be three locations across town (including the gargantuan new production facility and taproom going up in the Siler district), Second Street is everything we love about a local success story—but with great beer, live music and good food to sweeten the deal.

Original: 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Railyard: 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 988-3278secondstreetbrewery.com Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 violetcrowncinema.com

New Mexico Hard Cider Taproom 505 Cerrillos Road, Ste. A105, 231-0632, nmcider.com

BEST NEW MEXICO WINERY Gruet Sip their signature sparkling wine with New Mexico roots or take home a case of a still varietal that’s made with grapes from here and afar. The intimate Santa Fe Gruet tasting room offers enough flights to have you airborne.

RESIDE

Hotel St. Francis, 210 Don Gaspar Ave., 989-9463, gruetwinery.com

Santa Fe Brewing Co. You’ve known and loved them for nearly 30 years, and the more they expand, the better they seem to get. Be on the lookout for a new family-friendly beer garden, barrelaged brews and lots more from this cornerstone of our community. Oh,

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Black Mesa Winery 1502 Hwy. 68, Velarde, 852-2820 blackmesawinery.com

St. Clair Winery Various locations stclairwinery.com

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Thank you Santa Fe for Voting Meow Wolf as the Best in Six Categories!

1 ST PLACE - ART COLLECTIVE 1 ST PLACE - INSTAGRAM FEED

1 ST PLACE - BEST BUSINESS IN SILER DISTRICT 2 ND PLACE - BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE 3 RD PLACE - BEST DATE SPOT 3 RD PLACE - BEST PERFORMING ARTS VENUE

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Thank You Santa Fe For Voting Meow Wolf As The Best In Six Categories!

Visit www.meowwolf.com to 1st place - ART COLLECTIVE check out a full summer of 1st place - INSTAGRAMincredible FEED music & special events!

1st place - BEST BUSINESS IN SILER DISTRICT 2nd place - BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE 3rd place - BEST DATE SPOT 3rd place - BEST PERFORMING ARTS VENUE

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BEST FREE WI-FI Iconik Coffee Roasters Your butt on a banco, your mouth on a warm cup of not-just-anypourover, your mind fixed on staying connected. Slip in on a Sunday morning for bluegrass or on any afternoon for a buzz.

1600 Lena St., Ste. A2, 428-0996 iconikcoffee.com

Santa Fe Mayor Javier Gonzales 200 Lincoln Ave., 955-6590 santafenm.gov/mayor_javier_m_ gonzales

New Mexico Sen. Peter Wirth 988-1668 ext. 104, peter@senatorpeterwirth.com senatorpeterwirth.com

BEST NONPROFIT PROGRAM The Food Depot

Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 boxcarsantafe.com

The Betterday Solana Center, 905 W Alameda St., 780-8059 thebetterday.us

BEST PUBLIC SERVANT

Collecting and distributing 5 million pounds of food in Northern New Mexico every year and holding the best soup-based charity fundraiser of the winter are just two reasons why the trains are on time at this depot.

1222 Siler Road, Ste. A, 471-1633 thefooddepot.org

United States Sen. Tom Udall Before he was Senator Udall, Tom was New Mexico attorney general and served in the other hall of Congress. He’s currently sitting on five Senate committees and is kind of a big deal.

120 South Federal Place, 988-6511 tomudall.senate.gov

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Kitchen Angels 1222 Siler Road, 471-7780 kitchenangels.org

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BEST NONPROFIT FOR ANIMALS Santa Fe Animal Shelter & Humane Society We love the beasts more than we love most people. The shelter off Highway 599 is a prime example of the caring community. Its mission statement says it all: “To support animals, save lives and spread compassion.”

100 Caja Del Rio Road, 983-4309 sfhumanesociety.org

Española Valley Humane Society 108 Hamm Pkwy., Española, 753-8662, evalleyshelter.org

Assistance Dogs of the West 1590 San Mateo Lane, 986-9748 assistancedogsofthewest.org

BEST ENVIRONMENTAL GROUP Santa Fe Watershed Association Advocacy, education, stewardship and restoration for the Santa Fe Riv-

er celebrates 20 years in the flow.

Student field trips to the watershed help kids fall in love with nature.

1413 Second St., Ste. 3, 820-1696 santafewatershed.org

Sierra Club 1807 Second St., Ste. 45, 983-2703 riograndesierraclub.org

New Mexico Environmental Law Center 1405 Luisa St., Ste. 5, 989-9022 nmelc.org

BEST YOUTH PROGRAM National Dance Institute We’re lucky to have NDI’s inclusive, energetic presence in the community and schools. Performances at the dance barns are some of the best entertainment value in the city.

1140 Alto St., 983-7646, ndi-nm.org Warehouse 21 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 warehouse21.org

Girls Inc. of Santa Fe 301 Hillside Ave., 982-2042 girlsincofsantafe.org

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BEST BUSINESS IN THE RAILYARD/GUADALUPE DISTRICT Violet Crown Cinema

Loyal Hound

Big Jo True Value Hardware

730 St. Michael’s Drive, 471-0440 loyalhoundpub.com

1311 Siler Road, 473-2255 truevalue.com/bigjo

BEST BUSINESS IN THE SILER ROAD DISTRICT

A sure sign of success is that people go here even when they’re not seeing a movie. The extensive beer list, menu, room to stretch and view of the Railyard are just some of the reasons why.

Meow Wolf It’s not just a funhouse of art, lights, sound and imagination for all ages!

Meow Wolf has also positioned itself as a popular music venue and food truck lunch spot, adding life to part of town that’s picking up.

1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 violetcrowncinema.com

1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 meowwolf.com

Santa Fe Farmers Market Institute

3466 Zafarano Drive, 424-0755 plazacafesouth.com

Java Joe’s 1248 Siler Road, 930-5763 javajoessantafenm.com

BEST BUSINESS ON THE SOUTHSIDE

Tomasita’s 500 S Guadalupe St., 983-5721 tomasitas.com

The Ranch House 2571 Cristo’s Road, 424-8900 theranchhousesantafe.com

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Plaza Café Southside Get an eyeful of chrome and a belly full of pie at this mainstay that doesn’t want any of your PC dining trends. The chicken fried steak isn’t

2570 Camino Entrada, 474-6300 sfhumanesociety.org/shop/look-whatthe-cat-dragged-in

BEST BUSINESS ON CERILLOS ROAD

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1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-7726 santafefarmersmarket.com

sustainable or local and they’re not hiding it. You will eat it and you will like it.

Jambo Café Sure, it’s wedged into a strip mall, near a pet store and an Office Depot. But the tastes take you across the ocean. The restaurant is fully reopened after some car-crash drama and is a great spot for lunch or casual dinner.

BEST BUSINESS ON ST. MICHAEL’S DRIVE 4Leet We love how excited this computer repair and IT service business gets about the Best of Santa Fe poll. Nestled in the same shopping center as second-place winner Tecolote, maybe you can combine breakfast and a tech fest.

2010 Cerrillos Road, 473-1269 jambocafe.net

The Pantry 1820 Cerrillos Road, 986-0022 pantrysantafe.com

1711 Llano St. Ste E, 428-6351 4leet.com

Dr. Field Goods Kitchen 2860 Cerrillos Road, 471-0043 drfieldgoods.com

Tecolote Café 1616 St. Michael’s Drive, 988-1362 tecolotecafe.com

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Thank you for your continued support for the past 22 years!

1st Place BEST HEAD SHOP

We’re proud to be Santa Fe’s longest locally owned and operated smoke shop.

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BEST SCHOOL NURSERY Santa Fe School for the Arts & Sciences

Students who leave this private school at the end of eighth grade take away creative values that educators hope will guide them toward success. Their hands-on learning at the Santa Fe River and an international study trip can’t hurt.

5912 Jaguar Drive, 438-8585 santafeschool.org

5912 Jaguar Drive, 438-8585 santafeschool.org

316 Camino Delora, 983-8212 desertmontessori.com

Santa Fe Waldorf 26 Puesta Del Sol, 983-9727 santafewaldorf.org

BEST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL Santa Fe School for the Arts & Sciences And apparently the parents, teachers and students of the school with about 130 pupils love their institution so much, they got organized to participate in the Best of Santa Fe readers choice voting!

Best of Santa Fe

5912 Jaguar Drive, 438-8585 santafeschool.org

BLOCK PARTY at the Railyard

Santo Niño Regional Catholic School

Friday, July 28,

23 College Ave., 424-1766 santoninoregional.org

5-9 pm

Santa Fe Waldorf School 26 Puesta Del Sol, 983-9727 santafewaldorf.org

Academy for Technology and the Classics 74 A Van Nu Po, 473-4282 atcschool.org

Santa Fe Preparatory School 1101 Camino de Cruz Blanca, 982-1829, sfprep.org

BEST HIGH SCHOOL New Mexico School for the Arts Musicians, actors, dancers and visual artists from this charter school have enriched the downtown area since it opened in 2010.

A move to the former Sanbusco Center in the Railyard is in the works.

275 E Alameda St., 310-4194 nmschoolforthearts.org

Santa Fe High School 2100 Yucca St., 467-2400 sfhs.sfps.info

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Children as young as age 3 get started with nature play and social growth on what the Southside private school touts as a “multicultural art and science enriched curriculum.”

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You Voted Esperanza Shelter One of the Best!

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orking with survivors of domestic abuse for more than 40 years, we know a little

something about commitment. And we promise we’ll be there for anyone who needs us during the next 40 years. We dream of a time when abuse and violence are a thing of the past—but until then—Esperanza Shelter stands strong and offers hope. We are so very grateful to all of our supporters.

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SERVICES BEST AESTHETIC TREATMENT Ten Thousand Waves Seek your favorite luxury skin treatment from a private room at the Japanese-themed spa with all the accoutrements, including time by the koi pond no matter the season.

21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304 tenthousandwaves.com

Brazilian Waxing Boutique 1544 Cerrillos Road, 989-4929 brazilianwaxingboutique.com

Glow Skin, Lash and Spray Tan Boutique 502 W Cordova Road, 471-1008 geturglowon.com

BEST FACIAL Ten Thousand Waves The Waves is a longtime local fave.

Now offering oxygen facials and Japanese organic massage facials, all in a scenic mountain setting.

21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304, tenthousandwaves.com

Eldorado Skin Care 5 Caliente Road, Eldorado, 819-7210 eldoradoskincare.com

Inn and Spa at Loretto 211 Old Santa Fe Trail, 988-5531 hotelloretto.com

BEST HAIR SALON Rock Paper Scissors Salonspa Not just our readers’ favorite hair cuttery and blowout bar, this salon owned by Melodi Wyss-Felciano also routinely holds a cut-a-thon to benefit local nonprofits.

DeVargas Center, 187 Paseo de Peralta, 955-8500 rockpaperscissorsalonspa.com

Wild Hare Salon of Santa Fe 418 Montezuma Ave. 988-1925 wildharesantafe.com

Salon Del Mar 1221 Flagman Way, 490-2278 salondelmarsf.com

BEST NAIL SALON Nail Experts Another year on top as the best nail

Rock Paper Scissors Salonspa

Ojo Caliente Mineral Springs Resort & Spa

salon makes seven in a row. These experts, located in the College Plaza South shopping center, can get your full-set, sparkly or simple digits ready for everyday and special occasions.

50 Los Banos Drive, Ojo Caliente, 583-2233 ojocaliente.ojospa.com

Santa Fe Oxygen and Healing Bar 133 W San Francisco St. 102 W San Francisco St., 660-9199 santafeoxygenbar.com

2438 Cerrillos Road, 474-6183 nailexpertssantafe.com

BEST MASSAGE

Serenity Nail Spa 4056 Cerrillos Road, 471-2106 serenitynailspa.co

Ten Thousand Waves Four first-place awards make Ten Thousand Waves emperor of the body services categories. Massage therapists offer Swedish-style oil stroke massages, shiatsu and other styles.

Nail Time 4350 Airport Road, Ste. 12, 474-8020 nailtimesantafe.com

BEST SPA

21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304 tenthousandwaves.com

Ten Thousand Waves The readers have spoken and they know how to count to 10,000, whether it’s an après-ski or midsummer splurge day. From the redesigned communal tub to the cucumber lemon water in the lobby, they say the Waves are the overall best.

21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304 tenthousandwaves.com

High Desert Healthcare and Massage 644 Paseo de Peralta, 984-8830 highdesertsantafe.com

BODY 333 W Cordova Road, 986-0362

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NETWORK SECURITY • BACKUP I.T. SERVICES • COMPUTER REPAIR

BUSINESS CONTINUITY WEB DESIGN • GRAPHIC DESIGN

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We the People Community Acupuncture Walk-ins are welcome at this clinic owned by a native Santa Fean with a mission to remove the financial barriers to acupuncture’s healing benefits. Get treatment in a group setting, where everyone stays clothed.

1406 Second St., 982-3711 weacupuncture.com

Mountain Spirit Integrative Medicine 303 Paseo de Peralta 1348 Pacheco St., Ste. 206, 988-2449 mountainspiritnm.net

Aspen Wellness 3450 Zafarano Drive, Ste. A, 466-5887 aspenwellness.care

Brandon Taylor, DOM, Mountain Spirit Integrative Medicine 303 Paseo de Peralta 1348 Pacheco St., Ste.206, 988-2449 mountainspiritnm.net

Dr. Jeffrey Meyer 3 N Chamisa Drive, Ste. 3, 466-2766, drjeffreymeyer.com

BEST CANNABIS DISPENSARY Sacred Garden A centrally located dispensary with easy access and personalized attention makes it the readers’ choice. Patients here also like “Sacred Blend,” a mixture of potent leftovers used to create pre-rolled joints.

1300 Luisa St., Ste. 1, 216-9686, sacredgardennm.com

Fruit of the Earth Organics

BEST ALTERNATIVE HEALING PRACTITIONER Santa Fe Oxygen and Healing Bar Now with an additional street-level location where you can hook up to the magical qualities of good old O2 and/or drink a sugary mojito boost boozeless cocktail with lime juice, pineapple and chloroxygen.

133 W San Francisco St., 660-9199 102 W San Francisco St., Ste. 14, 660-9199, santafeoxygenbar.com

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901 Early St., 310-7917 fruitoftheearthorganics.com

New Mexicann Natural Medicine 1592 San Mateo Lane, 982-2621, newmexicann.org

BEST CHIROPRACTOR Life Wellness Center Locations in Santa Fe and Las Vegas help patients seeking relief from back pain under the leadership of Dr. Bobby O Perea. Prices start at $70 for an adjustment.

431 St Michael’s Drive, Ste. B, 982-6886, lifewellnesscenter.com

We the People Community Acupuncture

Dr. Windy Carter, Winds of Choice Chiropractic Center 2948 Richards Ave., 424-9114 windycarterdc.com

Dr. Connerly, Connerly Chiropractic Acupuncture & Physical Group 1892 Plaza del Sur Drive, Ste. A, 988-8017 connerlychiropracticcenter.com

3450 Zafarano Drive, Ste. C, 466-5885 aspenmedicalcenter.com

Presbyterian Urgent Care 454 St. Michael’s Drive, Ste. 200, 473-0390 phs.org/locations/Pages/urgent-care. aspx

BEST ART FRAME SHOP

BEST DENTIST/DENTAL PRACTICE Dr. Richard Parker Dentistry Dip you hands in a warm paraffin wax and settle in for as close to a spa dental day as you can have. Dr. Parker’s facility is known for employing cutting-edge technology and best practices to keep you comfortable.

2019 Galisteo St., Ste. L2, 982-9222 richardparkerdds.com

Frontier Frames Get star treatment for your art at this family-owned local business.

It’s kind of hidden, but it’s worth the search.

2008 St. Michael’s Drive, 473-1901 frontierframes.net

The Mad Framer Dentistry for Kids 1439 S St Francis Drive, 473-5437 santafedentistryforkids.com

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Aspen Medical Center

Dr. Patrick McQuitty 2008 St Michael’s Drive, 474-4993

308 Garfield St., 988-9888

1572 Center Drive, 570-0827 themadframer.com

Justin’s Frame Designs 1221 Flagman Way, 955-1911 santafeframing.com

BEST BANK BEST URGENT CARE Open early on Sundays and ready to deal with your whoopsies. This clinic is owned by a pair of local doctors who both accept insurance and have a cash-for-service model.

831 S St. Francis Drive, 501-7791 railyardurgentcare.com

Three locations in Santa Fe, 455-5228, dncu.org

Railyard Urgent Care

Santa Fe Oxygen and Healing Bar

Del Norte Credit Union How can a credit union win best bank? A venn diagram might help.

Credit unions are banks but banks are not credit unions. They’re member-owned organizations that function as banks. This one is pretty popular.

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READER’S CHOICE ROBERT RECK / LA FONDA HOTEL

Celebrating 21 Years Serving our Community!

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Toy Auto Man

Three locations in Santa Fe, 662-5171 lanb.com

4774 Airport Road, 983-9463 toyautoman.com

Century Bank

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Four locations in Santa Fe, 424-2800, mycenturybank.com

BEST CREDIT UNION

xceptional Friends! upportive Givers!

Del Norte Credit Union Auto loans, checking accounts, scholarships for local students and more come from this credit union that leads the rest.

Three locations in Santa Fe, 455-5228, dncu.org

4920 Promenade Blvd.

813 St. Michael’s Drive, 983-7328 secunm.org

Nusenda Credit Union 1710 St. Michael’s Drive, 467-6000 nusenda.org

2017 SFR Award #1 Best Youth Recording Studio #2 Best Youth Program

1614 Paseo de Peralta In the Railyard

www.warehouse21.org ROCK PAPER SCISSOR is proud to sponsor this ad for Warehouse 21; we are grateful for the inspiration and support they provide community youth.

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BEST ELECTRONICS REPAIR 4Leet Gadgets break. Computers crash.

Never fear. Visit these experts for spot-on service that will have you back in your communication groove in no time.

1711 Llano St., Ste E, 428-6351 4leet.com

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BEST CAR REPAIR Mike’s Garage Get independent Subaru service at the repeat Best of Santa Fe winner, offering simple repairs or complete rebuilds.

1501 Fifth St., 983-6577 mikesgaragesf.com

The Auto Angel 3140 Cerrillos Road, 424-3899 theautoangel.com

851 St. Michael’s Drive, 954-9955 Dotfoil.com

Santa Fe Computer Works 1214 Camino Carlos Rey, Ste. 2, 471-5211 santafecomputerworks.com

BEST LAW FIRM Egolf + Ferlic + Harwood Visit attorneys Brian Egolf (also currently a state representative and speaker of the house), Kate Ferlic (a First Amendment maven) and Kyle Harwood (who has a way with water), and try the delicious selection of fine tea while you wait in the downtown lobby.

123 W San Francisco St., Ste. 200, 986-9641 egolflaw.com

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BEST LODGING FOR OUT-OF-TOWERS La Fonda on the Plaza

This cornerstone of the heart of Santa Fe has three restaurant/ bars and several great gift shops right in the building. Hear the bells of the cathedral and the buzz of hummingbirds from the rooftop Bell Tower bar or courtyard pool.

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Turquoise Tails 1624 Cerrillos Road, 930-5909 turquoisetails.com

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COURTESY OF SUNPOWER BY POSITIVE ENERGY SOLAR

fit into your lifestyle, fully-stocked yoga props and experienced instructors are part of what makes these studios a local fave again and again.

901 W San Mateo Road 815 Early St., 982-0990 yogasource-santafe.com

Santa Fe Thrive 947 W Alameda St., 930-5923 santafethrive.com

Santa Fe Community Yoga Center 826 Camino De Monte Rey, Ste. C, 820-9363 santafecommunityyoga.org

SunPower by Positive Energy Solar

BEST PLUMBING COMPANY Aranda’s Plumbing, Heating & Supply

Sol Luna Solar 56 Hwy. 65, Dixon, 455-8875 sollunasolar.com

Affordable Solar 4840 Pan American Frontage Road N, Albquerque, 944-4220 thinkaffordablesolar.com

Family-owned since 1947, it’s already super-high on the list in the phone book and a repeat Best of Santa Fe winner for your DIY plumbing parts ... and for when your water heater starts shooting a steaming stream in the middle of the night.

600 Cortez St., 983-7391 arandaplumbingonline.com

You have stuff. They will keep it safe for you until you need it or until your kids have to clean out your locker.

With 17 New Mexico locations, surely there is one where you want to be.

TLC Plumbing Heating & Cooling 2532 Camino Entrada, 471-0119 tlcplumbing.com/santafe

BEST STORAGE FACILITY A-1 Self Storage

Multiple locations, 983-8038 storeata1.com

Cartwright’s Plumbing, Heating & Cooling 7510 Mallard Way, 216-2507 cartwrightsplumbing.com

BEST SOLAR ENERGY COMPANY SunPower by Positive Energy Solar The solar company that brought arrays to Santa Fe High School, city fire stations and residential projects across the region also sponsors your weekday SFR Morning Word newsletter and is the highest votegetter for solar excellence.

3209 Richards Lane, 424-1112 positiveenergysolar.com

Santa Fe Self Storage Three locations in Santa Fe, 983-6600 santafeselfstoragecompany.com

the term “client loyalty,” it was pretty much a lock since day one.

825 Topeka St., 984-9131 fourstartattoo.com

Talis Fortuna

Raymond Kurshals, the owner and founder of this downtown favorite, who likes to go by the name “Joe Pilates” used be an Olympic trainer.

Surely he can show you how to do it right.

The Dungeon Tattoo & Piercing 1632 Cerrillos Road, 983-8262 santafetattoo.com

PilatesBodies 7 Caliente Road, Eldorado, 466-3380

BEST TATTOO ARTIST Crow B Rising, Talis Fortuna Rising has a certain kind of clientele; namely, serious collectors.

She opened Talis Fortuna just a few years back, but she’s grown into one of the most dependable and versatile artists around.

931 Shoofly St.,490-6749 talisfortuna.com

Three locations in Santa Fe, 877-824-2979 extraspace.com

Dawn Purnell, Dawn’s Custom Tattoo

BEST TATTOO SHOP

Chris Lokote Lopez, Lokote Tattoos

Four Star Tattoo

Was there ever any doubt that Mark Vigil and his crew would take top honors in this category again? Vigil alone has over two decades of tattooing experience under his belt, and with artists who practically define

Pilates Santa Fe

839 Paseo de Peralta, Ste. O, 995-9700, pilatessantafe.com

931 Shoofly St.,490-6749 talisfortuna.com

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BEST INDEPENDENT PILATES STUDIO

1100 Hickox St., 986-0002 dawnpurnell.com 1198 Morning Drive, 200-3779

BEST INDEPENDENT YOGA STUDIO

The Movement Studio/Core Movement Collective 1807 Second St., Ste. 15, 820-9291 coremovementcollective.com

BEST FITNESS FACILITY Genoveva Chavez Community Center It’s not just the frog slide or the indoor track or the ice skating rink that make this one of Santa Fe’s favorite places to sweat. They also sell nachos, have rowing machines and do recreational sports and classes.

3221 Rodeo Road, 955-4000 chavezcenter.com

Santa Fe Spa 786 Calle Mejia, 984-8727 santafespa.info

Fitness Bootcamp Santa Fe

YogaSource Class schedules that are easy to

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ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Meow Wolf

BEST ART COLLECTIVE Meow Wolf From a loose collective of arts weirdos with a dingy warehouse on Hopewell Street to bona fide international sensation, Meow Wolf has grown to a tourist destination, concert venue and permanent installation in relatively short order, proving once and for all that young people know how to do it.

1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 meowwolf.com

Strangers Collective 54 ½ E San Francisco St., Ste. 7 strangersartcollective.com

City of Mud 1114 A Hickox St., 954-1705 cityofmud.com

BEST BAND

JJ and the Hooligans

crafted by a champion in the field.

Nice work, Julian.

Chango

132 W Water St., 983-1615 coyotecafe.com

jjandthehooligans.com

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BEST BAR Del Charro Saloon Margaritas that come with extra drink in the shaker, one of the most affordable menus in town and a patio that’s perfect no matter the season—you bet Del Charro is this year’s winner. Catch sports, sit by the fire, make friends, have fun. Boom.

101 W Alameda St., 954-0320 delcharro.com

Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 cowgirlsantafe.com

Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 boxcarsantafe.com

Joe West This isn’t the first time West has taken top honors in the Best Band category, and it probably won’t be his last, and it just goes to show that earnest guitar-slingin’ types who write soulful songs from the heart will always be a popular commodity. joewestmusic.com

Bobby Beals, Beals and Co. Showroom

Leahi Kekahuna Mayfield, Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 boxcarsantafe.com

Tyler Dillard, Santa Fe Spirits Tasting Room 308 Read St., 780-5906 santafespirits.com

BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUE Lensic Performing Arts Center Classic is about the best word we can muster for this Santa Fe landmark and host to performances from Lifesongs, Milk Carton Kids, Dawes, classical music, ballet and other events spanning innumerable styles.

211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 lensic.org

BEST BARTENDER Julian DuBois, Coyote Café It’s only natural that the winner for best cocktail would also employ the best bartender. So there’s your excuse for a summer full of drinks as

BEST CURATOR

Meow Wolf

One of our personal local favorites and a force to be reckoned with, Beals has slowly but surely built his Canyon Road space (and outlying projects such as nonprofit skateboard company Kamagraph) into one of our finest local galleries and a decidedly unstuffy way to experience visual arts.

830 Canyon Road, 357-0441 santafeexports.com/beals-co-home

Merry Scully, New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 nmartmuseum.org

Laura Addison, Museum of International Folk Art 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 internationalfolkart.org

BEST DANCE COMPANY

1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 meowwolf.com

Santa Fe Bandstand 100 Old Santa Fe Trail (the Plaza), 986-6054, santafebandstand.org

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belt, NDI has changed or enriched so many lives it’s nothing short of staggering.

1140 Alto St., 983-7846 ndi-nm.org

Blue Rain Gallery

Wise Fool New Mexico 1131 Siler Road, Ste. B, 992-2588 wisefoolnewmexico.org

BEST DATE SPOT

544 S Guadalupe St., 954-9902 blueraingallery.com

Violet Crown Cinema Cushy seats, huge screens and the ability to take beer and wine into the theater?! Of course Violet Crown is a great place for a date—even if you don’t catch a movie. Enjoy scenic views of the Sange de Cristos on the Railyard patio, catch special events and sample from an ever-changing beer list—you’ll look impressive, we promise.

form & concept 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 formandconcept.center

Adobe Gallery 221 Canyon Road, 955-0550 adobegallery.com

BEST HOTEL BAR

1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 violetcrowncinema.com

Del Charro Saloon Notable in its ability to feel nothing like your average hotel bar, Del Charro remains a favorite to locals and tourists alike with its cozy ambiance and varied food and drink menus.

Ten Thousand Waves 21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304 tenthousandwaves.com

Meow Wolf

Inn of the Governors, 101 W Alameda St., 954-0320 delcharro.com

Staab House Lounge La Posada de Santa Fe, 330 E Palace Ave., 986-0000 laposadadesantafe.com

puts his all into Aerosmith’s “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing.” That man knows how to live.

1005 S St. Francis Drive, 983-9817 tinyssantafe.com

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BEST INSTAGRAM FEED Meow Wolf: @meow__wolf It didn’t take long for the #MeowWolf hashtag to surpass big players like the Balloon Fiesta on Instagram, and the feed itself is no slouch. Get behind-the-scenes looks at exhibits and shows and just generally feel like you’re in on something everyone loves. #FOMOnoMO.

Simply Santa Fe: @simplysantafenm Ski Santa Fe: @skisantafe

319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 cowgirlsantafe.com

The Palace Restaurant and Saloon 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 palacesantafe.com

BEST DJ Dynamite Sol He may have taken a brief respite to focus on running a nightclub, but Sol is back and arguably more active than ever. With guest spots alongside reggae/hip-hop outfit BoomRoots Collective as well as solo spots as hip-hop/dance/party jam DJ, y’all love this guy and it shows.

BEST KARAOKE Melanie Moore

Tiny’s

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Every Saturday night finds stalwart karaoke hosts Cindi and Nanci presiding over the most fiercely loyal crowd of karaoke fanatics in town.

Singers of every ilk join forces in a respectful manner and we can’t help but love that guy who sincerely

Feathericci

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BEST MOVIE HOUSE Violet Crown Cinema What else is even left to praise about this place? It could be their willingness to screen classics and independent films or host one-off events alongside today’s hottest releases, or it might still be the whole you-can-drink-beers-in-a-movie-theater thing. Regardless, Violet Crown is here to stay and we’re all lucky to have ’em.

MARC ROMANELI

1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 meowwolf.com

An annual feast for the ears with months’ worth of performances from bands who hail from near and far, the Santa Fe Bandstand provides one of the most comprehensive (and free) series of concerts not just in Santa Fe, but anywhere close by. We’ll see you there (sorry, smokers—you’ve been banned).

St. Francis Hotel, 210 Don Gaspar Ave., Ste. A, 983-5700 secretolounge.com

Blue Rain’s emphasis on traditional and contemporary works from Indigenous artists sweetens the downtown deal. Catch works from locals like Cannupa Hanska-Luger, out-of-towners like Eve LaFountain and a constantly rotating series of shows from the best and brightest artists creating today.

550 St. Michael’s Drive, Ste. B1, 983-5591 aspensantafeballet.com

Santa Fe Bandstand

Secreto Lounge

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BEST GALLERY

Aspen Santa Fe Ballet

BEST EVENT/FESTIVAL

Zozobra

1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678 violetcrowncinema.com

Jean Cocteau Cinema

July 5-Aug. 25, 2017 on the Plaza santafebandstand.org

418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 jeancocteaucinema.com

Center for Contemporary Arts Cinematheque

International Folk Art Market

1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 ccasantafe.org

July 14-16, 2017 on Museum Hill folkartalliance.org Dynamite Sol

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Museum of International Folk Art

1311 Siler Road

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Best Business in the Siler Road District

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BEST MUSEUM Museum of International Folk Art Something about arts and crafts made by everyday people makes a museum like the Folk Art all the more charming, and with recent shows on anything from miniatures to tattoos, they’ve really expanded and grown into something Santa Fe can be proud of. We promise you won’t be disappointed.

706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 internationalfolkart.org

New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5200 nmhistorymuseum.org

Georgia O’Keeffe Museum 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 okeeffemuseum.org

BEST PERFORMING ARTS GROUP Santa Fe Opera When something exists in your own backyard, it can be easy to forget how special it is. The world-class Santa Fe Opera is as special as it comes. The gorgeous, partially covered amphitheater alone makes it worth a trip.

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committed to providing Santa Feans with value oriented, knowledgeable guidance and an extensive selection of classic and contemporary styles for every price range.

Wise Fool New Mexico 1131 Siler Road, Ste. B, 992-2588 wisefoolnewmexico.org

Quality Eyewear. Affordable Fashion. Professional Service.

505.983.6613

2947 Rodeo Park East

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BEST PERFORMING ARTS VENUE Lensic Performing Arts Center Opened in 1931 as a silver screen and renovated with help from the community in 2000, the Lensic is one of the Southwest’s most historic and acoustically perfect performance spaces. Their commitment to hosting events for all walks of culture fans is an inspiration to all.

211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 lensic.org

Santa Fe Opera 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 santafeopera.org

Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 meowwolf.com

BEST RECORDING STUDIO Eli Farmer Recording Studio at Warehouse 21 Named for a fallen alum of the invaluable teen arts center, Warehouse 21’s Eli Farmer Recording Studio has been an important resource to fledgling bands and pros alike, as well as an important partner to local radio station KSFR. Oh, and it’s cheap, too—so get those ideas out ASAP. 1614 Paseo de Peralta, 989-4423 warehouse21.org

Frogville Studios

National Dance Institute

111 Calle Nopal, 982-4001 frogvillestudio.com

1140 Alto St., 983-7646 ndi-nm.org

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30 Year Anniversary!

Thank you to our customers and consignors for 30 years of incredible business... and voting us Best Consignment 20 years in a row!

20% OFF EVERYTHING until August 2nd, show ID at purchase.

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T H A N K YOU for voting Santa Fe Goldworks “Best Local Jewelry Store” 5 years in a row.

As we celebrate 45 years in business, we would like to thank our loyal friends and customers for being a large part of our success!

River of Love ® exclusively at Santa Fe Goldworks

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BEST BIKE SHOP

SHOPPING

BEST CHILDREN’S STORE

Rob & Charlie’s

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Accessories and parts abound for the DIY set and casual shopper, but mountain bikers and commuters alike can rely on service from this corner of the St. Michael’s Village West shopping center.

1632 St. Michael’s Drive, 471-9119 robandcharlies.com

Doodlet’s Shoppers who aren’t children soon feel like them, peering into glass cases with miniature mechanical trinkets, sorting through bins of shiny toys and laughing at imaginative whimsical gifts.

120 Don Gaspar Ave., 983-3771 doodlets.com

Broken Spoke 1426 Cerrillos Road, 992-3102 brokenspokesantafe.com

Moon Rabbit Toys 112 W San Francisco St., Ste. 202, 982-9373 moonrabbittoys.com

Mellow Velo 132 E Marcy St., 995-8356 mellowvelo.com

Indigo Baby

BEST BOOKSTORE

DeVargas Center, 185 Paseo de Peralta, 954-4000 theindigobaby.com

Collected Works Bookstore and Coffee House

BEST CIGAR SHOP

Store owner Dorothy Massey got a standing ovation at a dinner gathering with hundreds of local writers earlier this year. The downtown mainstay is indispensable to them and readers everywhere.

202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 cwbookstore.com

Stag Tobacconist In addition to picking up giant bags of tobacco to roll your own cigs, this store is a hidden gem for gifts. Get games from darts to chess and back, plus flasks, hats, hookahs and a wax air freshener buffet.

1845 Cerrillos Road, 982-3242 stagtobacconistsantafe.com

The Ark 133 Romero St., 988-3709 arkbooks.com

Primo Cigar Shop

op.cit. Books DeVargas Center, 157 Paseo de Peralta, 428-0321 opcit.com

BEST CAR DEALER

Santa Fe Cigar Shop 112 W San Francisco St., 988-5663

BEST CONSIGNMENT

Toyota of Santa Fe

Double Take

The expanded dealership in midtown specializes in sales and service and soon will take up even more space.

Somebody there wants to be your friend, we’re pretty sure.

1500 St. Michael’s Drive, 982-1900 toyotaofsantafe.com

328 Sandoval St., 954-1168 primocigarshop.com

With a great mix of both retail and resale, and designated sections for contemporary styles, Western wear and an attic full of really cool housewares, it’s the perfect block-sized building to get lost in. Just bring your wallet.

320 Aztec St., 989-8886 santafedoubletake.com

Honda Subaru of Santa Fe 7511 Cerrillos Road, 471-7007 hondasubaruofsantafe.com

Lexus of Santa Fe Amanda’s Flowers

6824 Cerrillos Road, 216-3800 lexusofsantafe.com

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On Your Feet Wins Again!

Best of Santa Fe 2017 on your feet

very comfortable footwear

SANTA FE For Your Patronage Over the Years and Patience These Last Few Months!

get it together

modern, comfortable women’s clothing

Open NOW in Our New Location!

Across from the Jean Cocteau Cinema

OnYourFeetSF.com 328 South Guadalupe Street Info line: (505) 983-3900

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Thank you for voting us Santa Fe's Best Chiropractor 2017!

Dr. Bobby O. Perea & Staff We are here to help you live pain-free and achieve wellness.

Call today at 505-982-6886 Doodlet’s

Life Wellness Center The Raven

Artichokes & Pomegranates

1225 Cerrillos Road, 988-4775 theravensantafe.com

418 Cerrillos Road, 820-0044 artichokesandpomegranates.com

BEST COWBOY BOOTS/ WESTERN WEAR Double Take Row after row and rack after rack of Western wear to send home or sport at the next karaoke night down the block.

320 Aztec St., 989-8886 santafedoubletake.com

Back at the Ranch 209 E Marcy St., 989-8110 backattheranch.com

Kowboyz 345 W Manhattan Ave., 984-1256 kowboyz.com

Barton’s Flowers 1722 St. Michael’s Drive, Ste. H, 982-9731, bartonsflowers.com

Concrete Jungle Get your incense, glass pipes and bongs right here from a hometown favorite with a friendly face behind the counter. You don’t even have to call them “water pipes strictly for tobacco use, ma’am” anymore.

126 N Guadalupe St., 820-2888

Fruit of the Earth Organics 901 Early St., 310-7917 fruitoftheearthorganics.com

BEST FLORAL SHOP

1434 Cerrillos Road, 982-4202 redhousesmokeshop.com

1610 St. Michael’s Drive, 473-9212 flowershopsantafe.com

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BEST HEAD SHOP

Red House

Owner Carol Rose is not named Amanda, but this flower shop was once owned by a woman of that name. Rose has run it since 2004, moving sweet-smelling smiles across the city and making quick carry-off bouquets.

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BEST EXTERIOR HOME STORE Big Jo True Value Hardware Forget big-box. It’s time for Big Jo. When you need something for your house or yard, go here first—if they don’t have it, they’ll help you find it.

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BEST SHOES On Your Feet

Payne’s Nursery

Comfortable, durable, contemporary footwear is moving a half a block away this summer to a brand new space. Whether you’re standing or walking, your feet will thank you.

304 Camino Alire, 988-8011 715 St. Michael’s Drive, 988-9626 paynes.com

BEST INTERIOR HOME STORE

328 S Guadalupe St., Ste. I (enter on Montezuma Street), 983-3900 onyourfeetsf.com

Big Jo True Value Hardware It’s not just for the yard and toolbox! Outfit your home and fix that squeaky screen door while you’re at it. Plus, they’re involved in community causes, so there’s a heart of gold behind all that hardware.

Goler Fine Imported Shoes 125 E Palace Ave., Ste. 125, 982-0924 golershoes.com

Wind River Trading Co. 113 E San Francisco St., 989-7062 windriversf.com

1311 Siler Road, 473-2255 truevalue.com/bigjo

Design Warehouse 101 W Marcy St., 988-1555 designwarehousesantafe.com

Reside Home 340 Read St., 780-5658 howyoureside.com

BEST JEWELRY STORE Santa Fe Goldworks A team led by designer David Griego adds sparkle to our world since 1972. The corner workshop showroom right on the Plaza has been a Best of Santa Fe repeat winner in this category.

60 E San Francisco St., Ste. 218, 983-4562, santafegoldworks.com Ortega’s on the Plaza 101 W San Francisco St., 988-1866

James Kallas Jewelers 2801 Rodeo Road, Ste. B10, 986-1955 jameskallasjewelersinc.com

BEST MATTRESS SHOP Denver Mattress A good night’s sleep really is the best. The sales staff here knows what they’re doing and promises to put you on the mattress you want, when you want it.

1427 Avenida de las Americas, 474-9398 denvermattress.furniturerow.com

Big Jo True Value Hardware

Sachi Organics 523 Cordova Road, 982-3938 sachiorganics.com

Mattress Firm Three locations in Santa Fe mattressfirm.com

BEST MEN’S CLOTHING Harry’s The best-selling items at this downtown standard for suits and shirts this season are Merino wool socks

by Dion with a skull and crossbone pattern. Little known fact: There’s also a tiny women’s rack at all times.

202 Galisteo St., 988-1959

Corsini 107 W San Francisco St., 820-2300

Double Take 320 Aztec St., 989-8886 santafedoubletake.com

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Las Cosas Kitchen Shoppe A paradise for practical kitchens and those who desire the finest products for preparation and presentation. Up your game by taking a cooking class in the back of the store in the neat demonstration kitchen.

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125 Lincoln Ave., Ste. 114, 988-4444 ojooptique.com

Eye Associates 2947 Rodeo Park Drive E, 983-6613 eyenm.com

Cheesemongers of Santa Fe 130 E Marcy St., 795-7878 cheesemongersofsantafe.com

Santa Fe School of Cooking 125 N Guadalupe St., 983-4511 santafeschoolofcooking.com

BEST PET STORE

Teca Tu Not only can you get a soft leather leash, a collar with turquoise and silver or some great animal sunglasses, but this pet emporium also has over-the-top gifts like treats packaged in wine bottles: Kitty Cabernet and Mutt Merlot. Sold.

DeVargas Center, 165 Paseo de Peralta, 982-9374 tecatu.com

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Get Free People, Michael Stars and more at this 30-year-old business that’s still on the edge. Plus they have Frye boots for babies, called Small Fryes.

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The Critters & Me 1403 Agua Fría St., 982-5040 crittersandme.com

Jurassic Pets 507 Cordova Road, 428-0836 thejurassicpets.com

Cupcake Clothing 322 Montezuma Ave., 988-4744 cupcakeclothing.com

Sign of the Pampered Maiden 123 W Water St., 982-5948

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e take the Best of Santa Fe poll very seriously. So, when the dust clears from the vote tabulation, we take the time to point out some details about life in Santa Fe that don’t make the contest. And that we maybe are not that serious about.

SFR’s editorial staff combs the county to deliver these highlights (and lowlights) of what and who is happening since the last time the earth circled the sun. It’s been quite a year. You won’t find any references to the Drumpf or the governor. We’re all so tired of making fun of them—but in case you missed Santa Fe’s mayor portrayed by our art director as an angel this year, you can see a recap

on page 53. We’re also proud to point out some hardworking Santa Feans who don’t quite get the credit they deserve, like on page 51 where you can read about the tireless manager of the Violet Crown, who we have actually seen wiping down tables and serving popcorn like a boss!

Our food and drinks coverage are our mostread features, and we’re already working on the October release of our annual Restaurant Guide, but we’ve thrown a few things in a reusable shopping bag here to tide you over until dinner. Eat breakfast with a peacock and slather your burger with too many sauces per our suggestions about what to eat n’ sip starting on page 65.

We raise our Walter White Margarita to you and to these, the very best ... ish.

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PEOPLE stylish Santa Fean who will make you drool over her turquoise and wardrobe in general Zoila Cleaver Santa Fe style gets a bad, clichéd rap—think glittery cowboy boots and clashing Pendleton patterns. But really, our city is a hotbed of beautiful textiles and authentic jewelry and has some flabbergastingly fashionable octogenarians, as well as some younger high-desert citizens who most certainly know what is up. A prime example of Santa Fe fashion gone oh-so-right: Zoila Cleaver.

Seeing Cleaver is kind of like seeing a unicorn. She wears Navajo pearls and broom skirts in a way that’s not even a little bit reminiscent of overplayed Western ads. You kind of wonder where her magic comes from. And, to top off her awesomeness, she works at Shiprock Santa Fe (53 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-8478), a church for lovers of a minimal Southwestern aesthetic. And somehow, even amongst troves of vintage turquoise, Cleaver’s fabulousness stands out. The one thing in her closet she couldn’t live without? “My collection of Native American and Mexican jewelry,” she tells SFR. This fashionable gal gets it (partially) from her mama, whom Cleaver says is her style icon. “She has always been incredibly creative and adventurous and not willing to follow any sort of trends,” she says.

Barbara Cleaver is an Indigenous textile expert who recently lectured about Frida Kahlo’s wardrobe in conjunction with the Mirror, Mirror exhibit at the Museum of Spanish Colonial Arts. This (along with spending part of her upbringing in Oaxaca “looking at antiques and tracking down rare textiles”) may explain Zoila’s effortless eclectic elegance. Thanks for being so inspiring with your clothing choices, Zoila—we want to be just like you when we grow up. (Maria Egolf-Romero)

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tireless woman who started a local record label Eliza Lutz of Matron Records matronrecords.com

Running a music label isn’t what it used to be. While owners in ye olden days may have concentrated on selling the music, independent labels today function more as hype machines for artists, doing graphic design, online promotion and partnering with local businesses for branded content. Eliza Lutz’s Matron Records, which she started about a year and a half ago after quitting her job at a coffee shop, has signed on local bands that were already fairly self-sufficient but could have used a, well, matron to help them tie it all together. She says the smallness of Santa Fe creates some unique challenges but also allows for a tighter-knit scene that avoids the genre subdivisions you see in larger cities.

Three Matron bands—Chicharra, Storming the Beaches with Logos in Hand and PSIRENS—have albums coming out in the next few months, so be on the lookout.

(Aaron Cantú)

superhero who appears whenever you need him, like when you get caught onstage without pants Michael Blake Oldham, technical director, Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262

Dig, if you will, the picture: You are an actor in a community theater production. As is scripted, you come onstage for a performance in your underwear. Your pants are supposed to be pre-set on a bed onstage. Halfway through the first scene, you realize there are no pants. They were forgotten. You remain pantsless as the play progresses. There’s no easy way to get offstage any time soon. What do you do?

If you are at the Santa Fe Playhouse, all you need to do is peek into the wings. Technical Director Michael Blake Oldham, while running the lights, will have seen the error, descended the ladder from the tech booth, sprinted through the lobby, run around the outside of the theater, come in the backstage door, found the pants, crept behind the set, and will be waiting slightly offstage for you, khakis in hand. Make it look natural when you dip into the wings, take the pants, continue your show—and Oldham will return to the booth in time for the next light cue.

This is an actual thing that happened, and only one thing in an endless string of actual things that happen when Oldham is in the Playhouse. An actor, a musician and a backstage jack-of-all-trades, Oldham memorizes every last detail of a production, and has an impeccable ability to make things right on the fly. From building sets to conducting firearms safety training to just being a damn nice guy, Oldham is just the kind of behindthe-scenes superhero that every theater needs. (Charlotte Jusinski)

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local guy who cuts sick hairs and also you can talk to him about punk rock and girls and stuff Collin Lee Scott at Wild Hare Salon 418 Montezuma Ave., 988-1925

The situation was bleak and time was running out: My hair looked dumb.

Dumber than usual, anyway. But what to do last-minute? How would I proceed? Luck, my friends, was on my side that day, and Wild Hare Salon’s Collin Lee Scott came to my rescue. “I can squeeze you in,” he said via Facebook messenger in reply to my “Please, God, someone cut my hairs!” post. And later that day, I was in his chair. Scott embodies this ethereal combination of ultrapleasant presence and skilled hair-handler; the shampoo experience was fantastic, the coif was perfect, he can trim a beard with precision (much harder to do than you’d think) and, almost best of all, he has killer music taste and is wise in the ways of the world. In fact, you’ve probably seen Scott at countless local shows, from the bigger venues to the DIY storage-unit spaces, supporting the scene and absorbing all he can. That’s serious effort and commendable all on its own, but the bonus here is that he’s also kicking out sick ‘dos ($40-60 for men and $50-75 for women) and bringing those killer conversation skills.

Make an appointment immediately, those in need. You won’t regret it.

(Alex De Vore)

movie theater manager Peter Grendle at Violet Crown Cinema 1606 Alcaldesa St., 216-5678

Drinking beer is good. So is watching movies on a large screen. So is eating. All of them combined make for a pleasantly hedonistic experience you can enjoy just by wandering on over to Violet Crown Cinema in the Railyard. The theater services a wide range of clientele, and manager Peter Grendle says his staff goes out of its way to make it so. For example, he offers the theater for free to schools that want to bring students on earlymorning field trips, and also shows a variety of films throughout the day and night to appeal to all kinds of crowds. That flexibility makes Violet Crown a mix of a multiplex and an art house, Grendle says.

Recently it started a series where local organizations friendly with the theater pick a “guilty pleasure” film for the public to view on the big screen (SFR took part in June, and culture editor Alex De Vore’s no-brainer choice was 2012’s Les Miserables). It continues tonight (July 26) with screenwriter Kirk Ellis’ pick, The Witch. Grendle and the VC also begin the Summer in Paris series on Tuesday Aug. 1, a month-long celebration featuring eight French films. (AC) CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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Internet Troll because CAPITAL LETTERS and anger are still Cool to spew on Corporate Media websites!

group of underdogs who probably need haircuts but definitely have small-town pride Madrid Miners softball team It’s a source of local pride that Madrid, New Mexico, was home to the first lighted ballpark west of the Mississippi. When the town was owned by General Electric in its coal mining days (think 1920s), the minor-league Madrid Miners baseball team was a feeder team for the Brooklyn Dodgers, and the ballpark was the place to be on summer evenings.

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Tie: Harvey Mushman (SFReporter.com) and Maria Piernavieja (Facebook) SFR has some lively online commenters, and two in particular have become our favorites.

Harvey* (not his real name), whose account at SFReporter.com had posted 1,250 comments as of July 25, intensely despises our “leftist” staff and thinks Santa Feans are “pathetic and childish.”

He also wants a Heterosexual Pride Parade. He makes fun of writers’ names he deems abnormal.

Pretty sure he called us “libtards” once. Absolutely nothing is beyond his ire. (Except maybe the Rose Park. He didn’t comment on that story.)

Why does someone whose IP address pings him in another state so loyally read SFR, so strongly disagree with every word we say and so vehemently hate every subject we write about?

After recent reconstruction and revitalization, with help from the Madrid Cultural Projects and a 2016 Power Up grant from PNM, the historic Oscar Huber Memorial Ballpark is the perfect home for the current Madrid Miners softball teams.

The mens adult, co-ed adult, and co-ed kids teams are totally made up of folks from the Madrid metropolitan area (the 2010 census clocked the population at 204). The team’s annual Memorial Day game against the East Mountain Riff Raff, in its 35th iteration, was again a bust—but it’s all good.

“We’ve never won. We’ve come close a couple times,” says Dale McDonnell, coach of the co-ed team, of the Memorial Day match. “If we lose, we party after the game. If we win—well, I don’t know what we’ll do.”

In June, Madrid also hosted a two-day mens tournament with nine teams from Santa Fe and Albuquerque. “Hopefully we’ll someday have a co-ed tournament,” McDonnell adds. “We thought we’d have a hard time getting enough women to play, but once we put the word out, the women came out of the woodwork.”

This year’s season ended July 10, but the coed team is rarin’ to go for a possible fall league in August and September,too. It can only get better from here, baby.

Follow their Facebook page to keep up: facebook.com/madridminers. (CJ)

The world may never know; in January 2017, former SFR staff writer Steven Hsieh invited Harvey to be interviewed for our “3 Questions” feature. Harvey declined, wishing to maintain safe anonymity.

On the Facebook front, we have Maria* (also not her real name). Maria’s comments are always long, full of randomly capitalized words from which we can’t really determine a pattern and brimming with vitriol about what she often calls the “Corporate Media.” (We think that’s us.)

A common complaint of hers is that we don’t cover what we cover. For example, in the comments section about a story about marshmallows, Maria would likely say: “Typical Santa Fe. The Corporate Media never writes about Marshmallows Because of its Corporate Interests in Tourism and advertising Revenues.” Mmkay.

Maria once spat that we only publish letters to the editor that go along with our views, and that any letter expressing dissent is “thrown out.”

Since I am the individual who puts together the Letters page each week, I was suddenly a little nervous that Maria was a mole, hovering around SFR’s office, looking over my shoulder. But then, a calming thought: I don’t fucking throw away letters to the editor. It’s not even a thing. My god, Maria, if you’re gonna bitch at us, at least bitch about something that we actually do. Sheesh.

SFR has many readers and many commenters and we appreciate every last one of you. Even trolls need to be fed at times, so have these scraps. (CJ)

curator who doesn’t quite get the credit she deserves Angie Rizzo at the Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338

Rent is expensive in SF, but not nearly as much as the other SF … as in, San Francisco. Angie Rizzo, the visual arts curator at the Center for Contemporary Arts, moved to Santa Fe after she and her friends could no longer afford to maintain the small gallery space she helped run in the Bay Area. Now, she’s been here three years, shepherding artists who take big risks and try new things. She’s one of the people responsible for filling the Muñoz Waxman Gallery and the smaller gallery between the two movie theaters.

Multiple sources report that Rizzo indeed works her ass off to help her artists put on the best show possible, and while the CCA has a loyal trickle of visitors, we can only hope that more folks turn out to check out the work. So make Angie happy and drop by pronto. (AC)

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place to spot Mayor Javier Gonzales

A conference of visionaries in New York City Oh, Javier. Ye of eternal vision. Just what are you gazing at in all those photos? It’s the future, of course. And it starts with a flight to the coast.

The mayor has traveled to and fro since taking office in 2014, including trips to Paris and England, New York and Miami Beach. He’s not shy about posting photos of his official travels to his social media accounts, where you can see him mugging with AOL co-founder Steve Case at SXSW in Austin or delivering remarks at the International LGBT Leaders Conference in Washington, DC. If it’s official travel, taxpayers are often picking up at least part of the cost. Whether that investment translates into Santa Fe being seen as a city on the rise is yet to be determined. This kind of spending often doesn’t yield immediate results.

In Hizzoner’s defense, some of his travel stems from Santa Fe’s higherthan-normal profile among cities its size. People love to visit, everyone knows we’re cool and they want to know why. A more likely contributing travel factor is that the City Council cannot stop itself—no matter who is sitting on it—from passing leading-edge legislation like the city’s living wage ordinance or from sounding off on notable issues like the Dakota Access Pipeline, national parks and mineral leases. When you get noticed, you get invited places. Javier’s the one to go. (Matt Grubs)

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HAPPENINGS waste of $4 million we could’ve used for something other than dividing the community Sugary-drink tax election If somebody came up to you on the street and offered you $4 million for pre-kindergarten programs, but added the caveat that you can’t spend it on pre-K itself, only advertising, you’d think they were nuts.

You’d think, dare we say it: “There has to be a better way.”

Well, that’s basically what happened in May as almost 40 percent of registered voters (that’s a lot for a city election) showed up to put the kibosh on a proposed 2-cents-per-ounce tax on sugary beverages. It would have provided enough money, Mayor Javier Gonzales said, for 966 seats in highquality pre-K programs every year.

Enter Michael Bloomberg and the American Beverage Association. The pair of out-ofstate moneybags deluged Santa Fe with campaign dollars. In the end, Big Soda outspent Bloomberg and company in its victorious effort. Then it and its consultants found a better way out of town. Santa Fe will have to figure out some other plan to expand its early childhood education programs.

The estimated cost to grow pre-K by nearly 1,000 seats was north of $7 million, so it’s not as though all that campaign cash would have done a ton of good, but it might have been better spent on something other than a really loud argument. (MG)

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place to laugh at that poor schmuck who just got dinged for speeding ... right before you get dinged for speeding

Highway 599 It’s also known as the Veterans Memorial Highway and could well be known as the Low Insurance Rates Memorial Highway. This is the place for cops looking to scratch their ticket itch, and things can get pretty itchy.

“It’s turned into regular duty for us,” says Santa Fe Police Department spokesman Greg Gurule. He tells SFR some bad crashes at the road’s notorious at-grade crossings have made it a department priority since the beginning of the year. “We even assign overtime [patrols] to it to maintain a presence on a continuing basis.”

All three local agencies—city police, the county sheriff and staters—aggressively patrol the wide-open, 55-mph road you think should be an interstate. In the three-month span that ended in June, New Mexico State Police alone wrote 523 speeding tickets on this stretch. (MG)

current trend Santa Feans have always rocked Kimonos and robes From Star Wars-esque wraps to embroidered kimonos, light outer layers are prevalent on runways in 2017 fashion publications. But they’ve always made appearances on the streets of Santa Fe. In fact, one of the most famous locals of all time, Georgia O’Keeffe, is a prime example of an outer-layer queen. She donned wrap-like dresses and monotone minimal outfits paired with open robe-like jackets on the regular. You’ll find them in shop windows around town, including Origins (209 Galisteo St., 988-2323) and even gracing walls as decorations at Ten Thousand Waves (21 Ten Thousand Waves Way, 982-9304), plus there’s a rack of vintage takes in a back room at Stephen’s Consignment Gallery (2701 Cerrillos Road, 471-0802). Whether it’s embroidered, silk, linen, Chinese-inspired or Mexican, Santa Feans will always love and rock a good kimono. Bravo, folks, we were ahead of a trend for maybe the first time in history. (MER) CONTINUED ON PAGE 59

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thing we’ve ever seen in a shop window way to get a tourist lost

Give them directions to Museum Hill This isn’t so much the fault of the tourist as it is a reflection of Santa Fe’s propensity to have six different ways of getting where you need to go. Do you send them out Old Santa Fe Trail? How do you explain that weird left turn at the top of the hill?

You could point them up Canyon Road to Camino del Monte Sol, but that has a lot of distractions, and what if they miss the turn? Is it easiest to just tell them to take Alameda all the way around past St. John’s and then left at the first stop sign, right at the next, and then a quick left? And God forbid you’re trying to get them there from the south, because that’s a 50/50 proposition that might end with a call to Atalaya Search & Rescue.

You’re better off telling them to find a place to park and jump on the free Museum Shuttle line of the Santa Fe Pickup or shelling out a mere dollar to ride the M line of the city’s Santa Fe Trails bus system. You’ll be doing a public service by keeping a tourist off the roads (an idea ripe for an Ali Macgraw public service announcement) and you’ll feel better about your insider knowledge.

Then again, if the tourist in question happens to be a real pain, you might just forget to tell them about that weird left turn up by the gallery and Cliff’s Liquors. Or was it a right where Camino Cruz Blanca dead ends into Camino del Monte Sol instead of a left? It’s so hard to remember … (MG)

PEOPLE | HAPPENINGS | EAT & SIP This massive sterling silver and gold kachina bolo tie Simply Southwest Trading Post, 84 E San Francisco St., 983-6165

Navajo silversmith Tommy Singer died in 2014, but pieces he created during his many decades as an artist can still be found all over Santa Fe. One such glinty bauble caught our eye while walking on the Plaza one recent afternoon, and though we know we could never personally pull it off, we still hope we’ll one day see someone sporting it. This is no ordinary bolo, friends; it’s a nearly foot-tall silver and 14K gold kachina oozing with style and detail and perfect for anything from a night at the Native Treasures benefit to afternoons perusing Indian Market.

The salesman at Simply Southwest Trading Post tells us that silver and gold were specialties of Singer’s, and estimates a $10,000-plus price tag for this specific piece.

We’re writers, which means we’ve basically taken a vow of poverty.

For those with means, however, you simply cannot go wrong dropping a few bucks on such a gorgeous and intricate work of art. (ADV)

place to stand during free Railyard shows when you don’t feel like staring into the gaping maw of insanity that is a bunch of baby boomers “dancing” or dealing with those beach chair weirdos That one tree in the Railyard

Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street

This year’s Railyard concert series might be the best yet thanks to nonprofit AMP Concerts and their recent acquisition of a $25,000 AMP grant (no relation) from Los Angeles’ Levitt Foundation. Thus far, we’ve seen Meat Puppets, DakhaBrakha with Cloacas, Dumpstaphunk with The Sticky and many more, and there are even more great shows on the horizon.

But for some of us, there’s quite the quagmire to circumvent as we take in the jams, and it’s not just in the form of those people who show up early and plunk down beach chairs in the effing middle of everything—it’s the dancers.

And before you give us some diatribe about how we should all dance like nobody’s watching and oh, isn’t it beautiful that they still feel the music and some people just wanna sit—save it.

So what do we do when we want to observe the art and enjoy the evening from a safe distance? We head to that one tree. Which tree? Well, say you’re looking at the stage from the center of the Railyard Plaza. Simply turn around and veer toward your left. There’s a bench there. It’s often adjacent to a food truck; you’ll be free to not be bumped or careened into and nobody is gonna be like, “Hey! Even though sitting in a chair in the middle of a crowd is objectively absurd, I blame you for obstructing my view!”

Life will be good. Have a kebab from Kebab Caravan. Splendor at the magical quality of nature. Maybe learn a thing or two about botany.

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My brother acquired a mixed-breed corgi-type dog recently, and my reverence for the stubby beasts went from somewhere in the “All right, that’s fine” camp to “OHMYGAWDLOOKATTHELITTLELEGS!” world. I started seeing those fuzzy little bastards everywhere, and it was good. And though the Queen of England’s fave four-legged friends are all basically the cutest damn things anywhere (especially in puppy form), there is one who all at once mystifies, amazes and calls to me, and I don’t even know its name. Never met the pup, in fact, but I just know we’d be best friends.

If you wish to see this gorgeous gift to humanity, merely hang around the Guadalupe Street area and/ or the Whole Foods parking lot. It’ll take some doing, but I’ve run into this mutt pretty regularly, and lord is he fat. But in this good way. See, some corgis don’t love running (who does?), and their little legs mean they can get kinda wiped out easily. Thank goodness, too, because something tells me I wouldn’t care even close to as much if it weren’t adorably pudgy. So here’s to you, fat corgi, for you have stolen my heart. (ADV)

on Early Street, one block off Cerrillos

“Dead bodies everywhere!” isn’t the kind of thing you’d want to hear when you’ve just partaken of cannabis. Or, maybe the weed would encourage a calm understanding of the material oneness of life in which you consider that the dirt to which we all return is transformed into life-giving soil when our decaying corpses are enveloped within it. Either way, you can see where your mind wanders by picking up some medicinal cannabis at Fruit of the Earth Organics (901 Early St., 310-7917) and then checking out Our Lady of Guadalupe Cemetery across the street. The earliest graves date back to the 19th century, and the latest appears to be from 1955. Many people buried there have classic New Mexico surnames—Gurule, Trujillo, Montoya, Armijo—although the person born the earliest of them all (1820) probably has the most old timey-sounding first name: Enepomosino. The placement of a new-agey dispensary founded by a free-spirited Anglo transplant next to a staid Hispano cemetery is probably one of best displays of Santa Fe’s cultural history and the way it either clashes or coalesces. (AC)

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ridiculous attempt at making a kid excited That time our editor tried to convince a staffer’s daughter that a regular work day was actually “reading camp” Every parent has been there. Even every pet owner. You know how you’re trying to get your dog psyched to eat a pill so you wrap it in ham and dance around and talk all high-pitched and then throw it to them like it’s a biscuit?

Well, when a staffer’s daughter had to hang out at SFR HQ for a few work days after school let out, she was understandably a little bored.

On Tuesdays we have Doritos and Orange Crush, but that’s about where it ends for things that would appeal to an 8-year-old. All we do is type on our computers and drink obscene amounts of coffee and yell from cube to cube about government officials and whether it’s time to switch to wine yet.

But wait! SFR Editor Julie Ann Grimm to the rescue.

She swooped in and told the kid that watching your mom code a website and her coworkers scribble with red pens is actually reading camp! Look how close the library is to our office! Maybe we don’t go on hikes or have a sandbox or any other kids whatsoever or whatever else real camps have, but this is fun! We promise!

Needless to say, it wasn’t long before the kid asked her mom to send her to Santa Fe Performing Arts. (CJ)

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local trend -ISH that needs to just stop already and we can’t believe we still have to say this Musicians taking themselves super seriously Here’s a little something to chew on for all you local songsmiths out there: No one cares. First of all, it isn’t as if the music industry even really works the way it once did anymore—the internet has basically killed that. There isn’t some magical deal out there waiting.

And even if it did still work that way, it isn’t like there are A&R guys from labels thinking, “I’ll check out Santa Fe, and then, if I have time, I’ll hit up New York and Los Angeles and New Orleans or wherever.”

We get that you work hard and we think it’s just adorable that you put your albums up on iTunes and Spotify and YouTube, but the best pieces of advice we can give are: 1) tour constantly and build an actual following not made up of your neighbors and buddies, 2) move somewhere and actually try to do it—or 3) Just, like, take it easy. You’ll continue to be that band who plays while the TVs are on or the drinkers are busy flirting or the sound guys ignore you or—and this is really bestcase-scenario here—you’ll open for some middling band who isn’t from here and make a couple bucks. See, whoever told y’all that a career in music was a stable and genuinely wise way to make your living has done you a disservice.

So play your shows as you can and keep releasing your albums (some of them are truly phenomenal), but otherwise let’s all just relax a little.

(ADV)

(worst) total drag for SFR this year Places that stop carrying SFR for no good reason, such as Trader Joe’s!

We love that super-rich vanilla ice cream. They have the best glutenfree pasta we’ve ever tried. And the juice selection? So very vast!

There isn’t much to dislike about Trader Joe’s, down to the awesome Hawaiian-shirted cashiers.

We said there isn’t much to dislike.

There is something. And it’s a pretty big something.

Thanks to Phillips Edison & Company—the mysterious, perhaps cranky corporate overlords that own the Cordova Road shopping center that contains Santa Fe’s TJ’s (as well as hundreds of other shopping malls across the country)—all periodicals were ordered removed from outside the grocery store. In one fell swoop, one of the most popular pickup spots that SFR had was gone overnight.

We’ve had folks ask why we’re no longer outside TJ’s, and believe us, we are trying to find out too!

Andy Bramble, SFR’s circulation manager, has been unable to get an answer out of the mega-landlords.

Bramble says he has tried to call them many times, and has never received a return call. “They apparently had no interest in having any sort of dialogue or communication about this,” he says. Bummer.

SFR has explored other options to make available the copies that no longer fly off the rack at TJ’s. If you want SFR at a location, be sure to ask for it, because shit just got real, you guys. (CJ)

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EAT & SIP place to scarf down a decadent cinnamon roll and chase it with a breakfast burrito while a peacock eyeballs you San Marcos Café 2877 Hwy. 14, 471-9298

Admittedly, this was a fairly narrow category. Part of what makes the café south of town on the Turquoise Trail so fun, though, is that it’s so unique. A feed store is around the side, the homey café is in front. Especially as fall makes its way into Northern New Mexico, a seat in the sunroom close to the fireplace is a great spot to spend a little more time than you planned to, sipping coffee.

Owners Cindy and Mark Holloway bought the place in 2014 and all their changes seem subtle.

They still have turkeys and chickens and 20-ish peacocks roaming the property. (The geese are plastic.) The peacocks, especially, are not shy about showing off—or seeing how much food you’re stuffing down your gullet. It should be a lot. The cinnamon rolls ($4.25) are fantastic and the halfdozen variations on a breakfast burrito come with chile that lets you know it’s there. Waitstaff rave about the San Marcos Burrito ($10.50), which comes packed with roast beef and the usual accoutrements. They’re also happy to sub out meat for an avocado if veggies are more your thing. (MG)

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You’re at the Burger Stand and you’ve ordered your green chile cheeseburger or your Kobe beef burger or your fried chicken sandwich or your fish and chips, falafel, flat iron steak or hot dog—whatever. And now it’s time to dress that bad boy, but you’ve grown tired of the same old ketchup-mayo-mustard combo and long for a sauce you’ve had ne’er before.

Relax. Breathe easy. For these burg-nerds have created the sauce bar to end most others, and your glorious ship has finally come in. Their six fantastic mixes come in the form of Bloody Maria barbecue sauce, guajillo chile dip, roast garlic & parmesan ailoi and—bear with us— toasted marshmallow, among others. We dipped fries in the marshmallow one and slathered our burgers and hot dogs with avocado ranch; we mixed several together. We ate our words and basically were like, “Man, this stuff would probably be good on, like, a cake, too.” (ADV)

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appropriation of Albuquerque’s Breaking Bad fame Walter White Margarita at San Francisco Street Bar and Grill 50 E San Francisco St., 982-2044

unnecessarily complicated process that creates an aesthetically pleasing and delicious frozen treat Freezie Fresh

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This mobile ice cream cart serves made-to-order frozen creations prepared by owner Xzavian Cookbey, who says he got the idea for the unique sweets when his college roommate at Santa Fe University of Art and Design showed him a video of a similar ice cream setup he’d seen while traveling in Thailand. After three months practicing the intricate chopping, mixing, spreading and scraping technique, Cookbey perfected the thin rolls of ice cream, and opened Freezie Fresh at the end of June 2016.

SFR tracked the treat cart to the parking lot on West Alameda near La Montañita Co-op and Betterday Coffee on a hot and sunny weekday afternoon. As we approached, Cookbey was making his raspberry blend in a hurry for two kids waiting for the bus. He said he’d tried to make them a free treat the day before, but the bus had come too quickly. Meeting the people he’s making ice cream for is clearly something Cookbey is into. In fact, he says it’s his favorite part of owning Freezie Fresh.

“Just being on the front line, meeting customers, I build somewhat of a relationship with them.” He says he sees a lot of repeat ice cream lovers, “which is good. People are coming back and bringing new people with them.”

You’ll find different flavors each time you visit including ones like mango chile lime, strawberry, Thai iced tea and lemon cream (which is the owner’s favorite). He makes every recipe himself, mixing the flavor compote with a vanilla custard (sans eggs) on a freezing cold plate powered by a generator. You see the liquid solidify into frozen goodness right before your eyes as Cookbey combines the ingredients and smooths the mixture into a thin square before scraping up four slices into little rose-shaped rolls. Trust us, this stuff is as good as it is pretty. We know you’ll Instagram it (tag ‘em up—@freeziefresh) and we know you’ll eat it more than once. Good thing he has a loyalty program. (MER)

It went on for five seasons and it put Albuquerque back on the pop culture map, so it’s only natural that the Breaking Bad television show and all its fandom and accoutrements are alive and well in Santa Fe for both locals and tourists.

One can acquire a T-shirt emblazoned with a crafty Dia de los Muertos version of Heisenberg on the Santa Fe Plaza and pick up blue meth rock candy in Albuquerque’s Old Town before taking a multi-stop tour of the homes and businesses featured in the series. But wait, there’s more.

Sip on the Walter White Margarita at the San Francisco Street Bar and Grill, where a turquoise-drenched woman wearing a fringy black skirt tells us the food is great too.

Bartenders could also market this cocktail as The Manhattan Different, in that its blue hue resembles glowing nuclear waste. But their theme slants more toward modern chemistry. Behold an azure concoction in a martini glass with a sugar or salt rim and a bold serving of silver tequila with Blue Curaçao citrus-flavored liquor replacing its standard Triple Sec cousin—all for $9.

And watch soon for the Better Call Saul tour and a vodka tonic in a plastic glass or, better yet, a fictional top-shelf tequila. Hint: On the show, they say he’s working at a swanky firm in Santa Fe, but hardly any of the filming actually takes place here. (Julie Ann Grimm)

local place to get coffee that was here well before all this talk of waves Ohori’s Coffee Roasters 1098 ½ S St. Francis Drive, 982-9692 505 Cerrillos Road (inside Luna Center)

Oh, how the third-wave coffee world loves to bestow accolades and praise upon the most hipster-y of shops and most somehow-innovative ways to pour hot water through ground beans, but this is Santa Fe, and we know how to remember our history. Right? Right. And nobody at SFR would dare talk down to any of our town’s fine coffee locales (we’re journalists and live off the stuff ), but we know where

we’ll go when the day is ideal and the roast must be just so.

Enter Ohori’s, the long-standing local haunt(s) with the strong-ass roasts and the you-totally-get-a-free-cup-if-you-buy-apound deal you know and love. Their food menu may be practically non-existent and their hangout options may be limited, but when you press that beautiful morning shotin-the-dark up to your lips and quaff that heady elixir, you know you’ve done it right and you should totally go there more often.

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Pizza Centro Design Center, 418 Cerrillos Road, 988-8825 San Isidro Plaza, 3470 Zafarano Drive, 471-6200 Agora Center, 7 Avenida Vista Grande, Eldorado, 466-3161

OK, so obviously Santa Fe isn’t New York City, and somehow they’re the only city on earth that’s figured out how to make pizza properly (bagels, too)—we get it! But there’s no getting around the greasy, floppy, better-when-you-dip-it-in-the-balsamic-glaze goodness of Pizza Centro. These thin yet massive slices run the gamut from classic to crazy, and the price-to-full-belly ratio is off the charts. Rock your own custom creation with any of their fine toppings or venture deeper into the belly of the beast with concoctions such as the Alphabet City (with flashfried eggplant, artichoke hearts and lots more), the Chelsea (which comes with both meatballs and sausage) or, for you vegetarians out there, the Central Park (with spinach, sun-dried tomato, ricotta and other such awesomeness).

Look, no one is besmirching the good names of fine dough-flingers from the Eastern Seaboard, but we’re gently suggesting that Pizza Centro has what it takes to close that gap, even just a little bit—and we’ll all probably be OK, Jasper. (ADV)

Jimmy Johns While eating a lame-to-low-mediocre sandwich at Jimmy John’s (now with two locations in our City Different), it’s always good to stare at the wall and ponder your serious life decisions. The franchise is owned by Jimmy John Liautaud, who has a net worth of $400 million, and the advice on said wall is from Richard Branson, a British businessman worth $5 billion. So clearly, he is a better person than me. I’m going to listen to him!

- Think Yes, Not No. Okay, I did. I thought yes to owning a chimpanzee. Now I own a chimpanzee. What now, Jimmy John? Richard, any input?

- Keep Your Good Name. Charlotte Jusinski is a pretty good name, but I kind of think

Thurstonia Chalice would be better. Instead of “keep” it, can I “get” it instead?

- Aim High. Shit, now the baby doll is on the roof.

- Put The Family and The Team First. I put the Kardashians and the Edmonton Oilers first.

My parents are kinda pissed. Jim and/or Rich, can you talk to them for me?

- When It’s Not Fun, Move On. Good, I didn’t want to sit on the toilet any more anyway.

- Calculate The Risks, Then Take Them.

OK! I calculated that I risked losing at least four fingers and both eyes while playing with firecrackers in the garage. I can’t see now, so I am typing this by feel with three fingers (my calculations were off ), so hk m mI beggnb u jbgeg? (CJ)

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The best part of eating this dessert might be the sense of anticipation when you get the instructions from your waitress: Lift the delicate globe from its bed of white sugar in that cute little ceramic bowl. Close your mouth completely after you place the entire object on your tongue. We’ve heard commercials for chewing gum and kids’ drinks with far less pizzaz.

What happens next is remarkable. A soft, waxy exterior dissolves into a—yes—explosion of passion fruit.

Chef Mark Connell’s vision at State Capital Kitchen has shifted from its original “American dim sum” concept to a pure culinary joy at a spot that’s been one of the Santa Fe revolving doors of dining. You know him from his former time at Max’s and Arroyo Vino, and from last year’s Best of Santa Fe issue when we raved about his other genius-level dessert.

Whether it’s a small-plate supper with foraged mushrooms or a special entree like suckling pig three ways, and regardless of whether you can resist the melting globe of chocolate filled with ice cream that Connell is also serving up with great memories, we recommend you don’t miss this signature dessert to finish with a bang. (JAG)

use of a welding supply for restaurant decor Bodega Prime 1291 San Felipe Ave., 303-3535 Sandwich lovers in Midtown sagged when Bodega Prime closed for renovations earlier this year, but the expanded dining room that reopened was worth the hiatus. Bodega is back and better than ever. We just love the glass decanter of tap water on the table along with enamel cups, cloth napkins and paper straws. And the simple decor is comfortable and aesthetically pleasing.

Our favorite new addition is light fixtures that hang above the bar seating.

Repurposed industrial items that make their way to a restaurant are always fun, and these happen to be tank valve covers—the kind that screw to the top of oxygen and acetylene tanks in welding shops, or the cap of the helium tank we’ll use to fill balloons at the SFR booth at the upcoming Best of Santa Fe Party in the Railyard (5 pm Friday July 28—it’s free! Be there!). They’re colorful and creative and will probably give you a killer goose egg if you try to dance on the bar and bang your head into one. (The lights, that is. Not the balloons. Those are gonna be nothing but fun.) (JAG)

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JOB-PERA The Santa Fe Opera receives its fair share of national and international acclaim as it is, but with the recent world premiere of The (R)evolution of Steve Jobs, both the opera and tech worlds are all a-twitter. A careful examination of Jobs’ life—both good and bad—unfolds in the new work from composer Mason Bates, and even opera-phobes can find something to love within the contemporary musicality of the production.

Sure, Jobs seems an odd subject for the opera world, but with an open mind and willingness to stray from the classics, this could be the start of something big. (Alex De Vore)

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The (R)evolution of Steve Jobs: 8:30 pm Wednesday July 26. $94-$310. Santa Fe Opera. 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900.

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ART OPENING THU/27 SUPER-MERCADO With Traditional Spanish Market and Contemporary Hispanic Market just around the corner, Santa Fe galleries embrace the annual events with shows of their own. One such fine offering comes in the form of a three-artist exhibition from local champs Alvin Gill-Tapia, Arthur Lopez and Miguel Martinez. From gorgeous paintings of New Mexico landmarks to wooden santeros and representations of women, each follows in the footsteps of their forebears and inspirations—but each finds new ground or, at the very least, new angles through which they examine New Mexico’s artistic, cultural and physical landscapes. (ADV) Alvin Gill-Tapia, Arthur Lopez and Miguel Martinez: Spanish Market Show: 5 pm Thursday July 27. Free. Manitou Galleries, 123 W Palace Ave., 986-0440.

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MUSIC SUN/30 A ROSE IS A ROSE IS A ROSE Trek to Madrid to have your face rocked off by consummate New Mexico-lovers Rose’s Pawn Shop, the Grammy-nominated Los Angeles quintet known for adding a healthy dose of punk and rock to their bluegrassy, Americana-ish songs of heartache, love, loss and the human condition. The sounds may be well-known to Santa Feans (and the denizens of surrounding areas), but the execution is not—this is a far more high-energy affair than our usual offerings, and one worth hitting the one-time coal mining town. The tavern has a pretty solid burger, too. (ADV) Rose’s Pawn Shop: 7 pm Sunday July 30. $10.

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Beauty Mark These portraits glow. No, really.

You may have seen David Santiago’s ethereal lady-portraits, which cover Tractor Brewing Company beer cans and the Gnar Chow food truck often parked outside State Capital Kitchen.

You may have also seen his work in one of many exhibits around New Mexico.

But you probably missed a detail the artist includes in every one of his works: “Hiding freckles as star constellations in the face has always been a secret signature tying all my pieces together,” Santiago divulges.

Zodiac, a solo exhibit of Santiago’s work opening Friday at Beals & Co. Showroom, features 12 new portraits, and each has a glowing addition: fiber optic illumination. Specific marks on these ladies’ faces are threaded with light, creating a star-like constellation on every countenance. “I wanted to find a way to bring it to life more,” says Santiago of his beauty mark additions, “So, I dug a little bit deeper into it and thought about lighting the piece up. I did a couple of experiments about a year ago and just fell in love with the idea.”

As its title suggests, each constellation corresponds to a zodiac sign. And though Santiago isn’t a diehard astrolo-

ger, he says he looks at his horoscope sometimes. “Only on bad days,” he tells SFR. “Like, is this meant to be? We’ll see if it’s lined up in the stars. Sometimes, it’s eerie; it explains your life, or maybe that week, to a T. Or sometimes someone’s personality. … I think there’s something really interesting about it.”

He blended typical zodiacal traits into the looks on his subjects’ faces.

It’s not hard to imagine falling in love with these luminescent paintings, which portray ladies floating in a nest of dark hair, giving the lustrous pieces a swimming-in-the-stars vibe; but, Santiago takes it one step further by incorporating an interactive element. “All the pieces come with remote controls. You can take the remote off the wall and control the piece and make it do what you want it to,” he says. “ I try to create depth in my work, and I think this adds to that and gives a more three-dimensional quality to it.” (Maria Egolf-Romero)

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SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: BEETHOVEN QUARTET St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 The Johannes String Quartet performs Beethoven and other pieces.

6 pm, $10-$74 SANTA FE CROONERS Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 Swing music.

7 pm, free SANTA FE BANDSTAND: SANTA FE OPERA APPRENTICES AND SANTA FE GREAT BIG JAZZ BAND Santa Fe Plaza Bandstand 100 Old Santa Fe Trail Hear classic opera arias by opera students at 6:30 pm and classic big band jazz from the local ensemble at 7:45 pm. Both are outdoors in the glory of Santa Fe's latesummer weather.

6:30 pm, free SIERRA La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Rock.

7:30 pm, free SON COMO SON St. John's College Green 1160 Camino de Cruz Blanca, 984-6199 Cuban salsa tunes.

6 pm, free TERRI'S LOUNGE FEAT. EARL AND THE GIRLS Duel Brewing 1228 Parkway Drive, 474-5301 Good ol’ honky-tonk hailing from the Lone Star State.

5:30 pm, free

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WED/26 BOOKS/LECTURES CURT LaCROSS: ARTIST LECTURE Santa Fe Clay 545 Camino de la Familia, 984-1122 LaCross is gaining recognition for his realistic figurative sculptures. His influences include Lucian Freud, JeanMichel Basquiat and Tom Waits as he explores the psyche and archetypal image in his works and this lecture.

7 pm, free GORDON LEE JOHNSON: SAR LECTURE School for Advanced Research 660 Garcia St., 954-7200 Head to the Eric S Dobkin board room to hear from Cahuilla/Cupeno author Johnson, who is finishing his rez-noir novel, Dog Eyes.

5:30 pm, free IAIA SUMMER READINGS: JENNIFER FOERSTER, ISMET PRCIC AND KEN WHITE Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2351 Hear from budding and seasoned writers alike in the summer series presenting Native authors, poets and more.

6 pm, free JAY SMITH: ETHICAL RESOLUTION IN GEORGE ELIOT’S MIDDLEMARCH St. John’s College 1160 Camino Cruz Blanca, 984-6000 Smith discusses George Eliot’s ethical solutions from his work Middlemarch in the Meem Library.

3:15 pm, free OVER THE BORDER: HUMAN MIGRATION Drury Plaza Hotel 828 Paseo De Peralta, 424-2175 Join the Council on International Relations, as well as Allegra Love, Marcela Diaz and Vicki Gaubeca for a panel discussion about human migration and the US-Mexico border.

6 pm, $12-$15

OPERA THE (R)EVOLUTION OF STEVE JOBS Santa Fe Opera House 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 While connecting the world, Steve Jobs maintained walls between himself and others, and arguably lost his humanity to his visionary genius. This opera, written by Mason Bates and Mark Campbell, makes its world premiere at the Santa Fe Opera this season starring Sasha Cooke and Edward Parks (see SFR Picks, page 75).

8:30 pm, $94-$310

Powerful images like “Essence, Awaken,” are included in April Hartford’s solo exhibit of her photography, which documents her transition. See it in the solo exhibit Transgender: One Person’s Journey, opening Saturday at Hartford’s Studio.

SUMMER ZINE READING Ghost 2899 Trades West Road Hear from local zinesters Sarah Weisberg, Leticia Gonzales, Anastasio Wrobel and more at this midtown reading event.

7 pm, $5

FLAMENCO AT THE LODGE The Lodge at Santa Fe 750 N St. Francis Drive, 992-5800 Experience Spanish tapas and flamenco moves in the Maria Benitez Cabaret Theatre featuring a rad lineup of artists.

8 pm, $25-$45

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ENTREFLAMENCO: 2017 SUMMER SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 This summer series continues, featuring original choreography.

7:30 pm, $25

GEEKS WHO DRINK Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Battle other nerds by knowing stuff about stuff, and win drink tickets for next time.

8 pm, free

TAPS AND TABLETOPS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 The local cinema hosts this weekly game night.

6 pm, free

MUSIC CHRIS CHICKERING Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Rock.

8 pm, free DJ SAGGALIFFIK Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Electronica and dance tunes.

10 pm, free

DANIELE SPADAVECCHIA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Gypsy jazz guitar influenced by jams from Spain and Italy make this a well-traveled solo set.

7 pm, free LUIS CAMPOS: FLAMENCO EN VIVO Museum of Int’l Folk Art 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 Listen to Campos perform live flamenco guitar as you peruse the museum's exhibit Flamenco: From Spain to Mexico, free with museum admission.

1 pm, $7-$12

THEATER NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE IN HD: ANGELS IN AMERICA, PART ONE: MILLENIUM APPROACHES Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Directed by Olivier and Marianne Elliott, part one begins in the midst of the AIDS crisis in America in the 1980s. This rendition stars Andrew Garfield (Hacksaw Ridge), Nathan Lane (The Producers) and more. See the conclusion in part two, screening tomorrow.

7 pm, $22

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Bonito, Benito

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Local hip-hopper Benzo III drops his first major solo release

BY ALEX DE VORE a l e x @ s f r e p o r t e r. c o m

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oe West is my uncle—not by blood, but by marriage,” Benito M Martinez III, aka Benzo III, tells SFR. “When I was a kid and he was practicing out by the house, I’d go there every time; the first instrument I ever played was the toaster.”

The toaster is, of course, a far cry from the jazzy/funky hip-hop style Benzo III produces today.

A native Santa Fean, Martinez lived in Colorado, California and Las Vegas, New Mexico, before deciding his hometown was the place to be.

“Santa Fe has become such a huge part of me, from the culture and the locals to the people who are excited to do music,” he says. “I realized going through to different places that there’s nowhere that holds tradition and culture like we do here.”

As a teen, Martinez played in punk bands he describes as sounding like Green Day or Jimmy Eat World, but the easily-doable solo aspects of hip-hop production ultimately drew him away from punk rock. “I really liked creating digitally,” he explains. “I didn’t have access to all these different musicians; I had a few things like drums and a guitar, but it was easy to construct a template of what I wanted to do, and now I can pass it on to the guys and say, ‘This is what I got.’”

The guys, as it were, are former members of local bands such as Scarlet Cortex guitarist Matt Ruder or Venus and the

Lion’s Daniel Mench-Thurlow (among others) on sax. And though the project focuses on supporting Martinez’ vision, jamming and open collaboration have been the keys to the writing process. “It’s pretty remarkable to hear what has come out and how they’ve stuck by my side,” says Benzo. “The sound is really developmental, it’s progressive, I still can’t put my finger on it.”

Of course, it wasn’t an easy road. In 2008, Martinez’ grandfather committed suicide. He turned to drugs and alcohol and held on tight to anger and frustration.

a language arts teacher and wrestling coach at Pecos Middle School, a career path that has provided perspective.

Still, he says, “Some of the most dark and personal songs I’ve written are some of the best songs I’ve written.”

Music as therapy is nothing new. But on Benzo III’s newest offering, Head Trip, which releases this Friday at an event at Meow Wolf, he delves deep into the chaos of life and attempts to make sense of it all. It’s a relatively clean representation of the genre and one made all the more impressive by a live backing band; this isn’t about violence, money or misogyny; it’s about Martinez’ personal evolution, the letting go of excess emotional baggage -Benito M Martinez III and the pursuit of becoming a more complete person. And it’s layered. Between jazzy guitars and funky bass lines, you’ll find upbeat horn work, hip-hop beats and Martinez’ sing-songy But it also fueled his music, as did learn- MC skills—it’s not uncommon for him to ing he had a daughter, now 6 years old, two bust into a melody, back into a sick flow years after she was born. These are events and into some combination of the two. that would be challenging for the best of In addition to Head Trip, Martinez us, but Martinez takes them in stride and says he’ll also have his mixtapes and varipresents a positive front. “I asked myself, ous live recordings available at the show, how do I want to come off to my commu- though none are for sale in the traditional nity and the youth?” he says. In the time sense. “You pay the cover and I’ll be dissince his grandfather’s death, he’s become tributing the CDs throughout the night,”

I asked myself, how do I want to come off to my community and the youth?

he says. “By the end of the night, everyone will have a CD.” The show is another feather in the cap of a group of local musicians and artists known as the Outstanding Citizens Collective. Known for their live shows and prolific output, other members include SaggaLiffik, OG Willikers, Wonky and more. As for the Benzo III release show, other performers include locals like DJ Shatter, Doer and GOON as well as Albuquerque’s Def-I and more.

Should you want a pre-show taste, visit benzoiii.bandcamp.com.

In the meantime, one question remains: How does one play a toaster? “Upside down,” Martinez explains, “and with wooden spoons.”

BENZO III ALBUM RELEASE WITH SAGGLIFFIK, DJ SHATTER, DEF-I 7 pm Friday July 28. $20.

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WORKSHOP BUILD, CREATE, AND INVENT: MEMBERSHIP ORIENTATION MAKE Santa Fe 2879 All Trades Road, 920-0082 Dip your toe into the waters of making stuff and take this introductory half-hour course.

6 pm, free

THU/27 ART OPENINGS ALVIN GILL-TAPIA, ARTHUR LOPEZ AND MIGUEL MARTINEZ: SPANISH MARKET SHOW Manitou Galleries 123 W Palace Ave., 986-0440 Landscape paintings, intricate santeros and paintings inspired by jewelry design (see SFR Picks, page 75).

5 pm, free VALERIE RANGEL AND CARLO MARTINEZ True West Gallery 130 Lincoln Ave, 982-0055 See paper-cut art by Rangel and stone sculptures and paintings by Martinez at the special Spanish Market reception for this two-person show, where you can enjoy refreshments and flamenco guitar music.

5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES IAIA SUMMER READINGS: CHIP LIVINGSTON, GEOFF HARRIS AND KIMBERLY BLAESER Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2351 Hear from budding and seasoned writers alike in the summer series.

6 pm, free MARK KLETT: EL CAMINO DEL DIABLO Radius Books 227 E Palace Ave., 983-4068 Klett presents a collection of his photography in the monograph, El Camino del Diablo.

5 pm, free ENTREFLAMENCO: 2017 SUMMER SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 Antonio Granjero, Estefania Ramirez and Antonio Hidalgo Paz co-direct this series featuring Granjero and Ramirez.

7:30 pm, $25

EVENTS HIPICO SANTA FE SUMMER SERIES Santa Fe Horse Park 100 S Polo Drive, 795-0141 This summer series is a bonanza of equestrian activities, including Olympic events. See hipicosantafe. com for a detailed daily list of events.

8 am-4 pm, free

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SALAAM~SHALOM: A CELEBRATION OF PEACE Farmers Market Pavilion 1607 Paseo de Peralta 983-7726 This charity event benefiting Creativity for Peace, which brings together girls from Israel and Palestine, features talks from students, Middle Eastern music, food trucks and a good ol’ time. See SFReporter.com for more.

5:30 pm, $15-$40

MUSIC DAVID GEIST Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Broadway standards and pop classics by the guy who composed alongside greats like Stephen Sondheim.

6 pm, $2 ERIK & LORI Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Americana jam-a-lams.

6 pm, free THE FLYIN A’S Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Country tunes from a husband-and-wife duo that fell in love through making music.

8 pm, free FREAKS OF THE INDUSTRY WITH DJ POETICS Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Get freaky to electronica.

9 pm, $5-$7 GARY PAUL Upper Crust Pizza (Eldorado) 5 Colina Drive, 471-1111 Singing, songwriting and storytelling by Paul.

5:30 pm, free DANIELE SPADAVECCHIA L'Olivier Restaurant 229 Galisteo St., 989-1919 Gypsy jazz on guitar.

6 pm, free HALF BROKE HORSES Tiny's Restaurant & Lounge 1005 S St. Francis Drive, 983-9817 Country and Americana.

7 pm, free JOHN RANGEL DUETS El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Jazz with Rangel and a special guest musician, whose identity is kept a secret until the show.

7 pm, free LIMELIGHT KARAOKE The Palace 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 Get up there and give us your amazing vocals.

10 pm, free MIAMI NIGHT WITH VDJ DANY Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Tropical electronica.

9 pm, $5-$7

SANTA FE BANDSTAND: ANTONIA APODACA, ROB MARTINEZ & CIPRIANO VIGIL Santa Fe Plaza Bandstand 100 Old Santa Fe Trail Enjoy the sounds of New Mexico from local musicians playing music from the region.

6 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: MOSTLY MOZART St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 The Johannes String Quartet performs (as the title tells) mostly Mozart.

Noon, $10-$35 SANTA FE DESERT CHORALE: THE HOPE OF LOVING Church of the Holy Faith 311 E Palace Ave., 982-4447 This program is written by Santa Fe Desert Chorale’s 2016 composer-in-residence, Jake Runestad, and features pianist Nathan Salazar and a string septet from the Santa Fe Symphony.

8 pm, $20-$75 SIERRA La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Rock.

7:30 pm, free

THEATER CABARET Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 The scene is a nightclub in Berlin, as the 1920s have drawn to a close. The Master of Ceremonies welcomes the audience to the show and assures them that, whatever their troubles, they will forget them at the cabaret (see Acting Out, page 83).

7:30 pm, $15-$25 HEISENBERG Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 This new play by the New Mexico Actors Lab comes directly from Broadway is a quirky comic love story.

7:30 pm, $20 MARRIAGE BY THE MASTERS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Three one-act plays by George Bernard Shaw, Moliére and Anton Chekhov explore the intricacies of relationships.

7:30 pm, $15-$20 NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE IN HD: ANGELS IN AMERICA, PART TWO: PERESTROIKA Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 See the conclusion of the story set in America in the during the AIDS crisis.

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7 pm, $22

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HONDA SYORYU TAI Modern 1601 Paseo de Peralta, 984-1387 Syoryu, a Japanese bamboo artist, adapts traditional techniques handed down from early basket makers to create unique twisting, fractal sculptures. Through Aug. 20.

5 pm, free JOHN FINCHER: CLASSICS LewAllen Downtown 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-8997 Fincher’s works focus on things like pine branches and prickly cacti, which he presents in the blend of pop graphic and realism that’s made him a revered artist.

See classic works from early in his career, as well as some newer ones in this solo exhibit. Through Sept. 10.

5 pm, free

SWEENEY TODD Santa Fe Performing Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-7992 This bloody musical about a murderous barber is a tale of revenge, pie and some sickening ingredients. See students ages 13-19 perform the killer classic play.

7 pm, $8

FRI/28 ART OPENINGS

KATHLEEN DOYLE COOK: THEN & NOW, A RETROSPECTIVE New Concept Gallery 610 Canyon Road, 795-7570 See abstract expressionist paintings by Cook in this solo exhibit. Through Aug. 26.

5 pm, free NEW VISIONS: DAVID ROTHERMEL AND PAUL GIBSON David Rothermel Contemporary 142 Lincoln Ave., 575-642-4981 Colorful, contemporary, contemplative art. Through August 9.

5 pm, free

NICHOLAS HERRERA AND PATRICK McGRATH MUÑIZ Evoke Contemporary 550 S Guadalupe St., 995-9902 Herrera and McGrath Muñiz pay homage to their ancestral roots while initiating a dialogue that connects the past to the present. McGrath Muñiz blends pop art and retablos, creating uniquely modern works, and Herrera uses natural pigments, giving his works a neutral feel.

5 pm, free ROSETA SANTIAGO: MEMORY PALACE Blue Rain Gallery 544 Guadalupe, 954-9902 Santiago’s subjects come alive and exude emotion through her realist portrait paintings.

See Southwestern textiles and people in this solo exhibit.

Through Aug. 12.

5 pm, free STEFANI COURTOIS: RETROSPECTIVE form & concept 435 S Guadalupe St., 982-8111 Courtois, a late Santa Fe-based artist and jeweler, always had a sketchbook nearby. Inspired by her own imagination and the New Mexico landscape, she incessantly sketched images that would make their way into her powerful artworks.

This retrospective exhibit honors her with a selection of her work, including jewelry, paintings, drawings and prints. Through Aug. 11.

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ALEX GABRIEL BERNSTEIN Winterowd Fine Art 701 Canyon Road, 992-8878 Bernstein presents his latest cast, carved and polished glass sculptures. Manipulating texture, color and shape, these pieces look like neon slices of glaciers.

3 pm, free ALIVE IN THE WILD: JEAN RICHARDSON AND REBECCA TOBEY Ventana Fine Art 400 Canyon Road, 983-8815 Celebrate the beauty of Mother Nature with wildlife artists Jean Richardson and Rebecca Tobey. Through August 11.

5 pm, free BILLY SCHENCK Blue Rain Gallery 544 Guadalupe St., 954-9902 New works by this painter capture the Southwest vibe in a graphic contemporary style.

5 pm, free DAVID SANTIAGO: ZODIAC Beals & Co. Showroom 830 Canyon Road, 357-0441 Santiago paints portraits of women using charcoal and makeup. Each has a dusting of freckles that comes to life as an illuminated constellation representing each of the zodiac signs (see SFR Picks, page 75).

5 pm, free DISAPPEARING WORLD Edition One Gallery 1036 Canyon Road, 570-5385 This exhibit, part of the PhotoSummer 2017 series, presents images by 22 photographers that remind us of the tenuous nature of the familiar. These artists ask questions like, “How does one experience loss?” and “What is disappearing from our lives?” in this exhibit. Through Sept. 8.

5 pm, free HEAVY METAL: PARD MORRISON, ELLIOT TORQUIEST AND JEREMY THOMAS Charlotte Jackson Fine Art 554 S Guadalupe St., 989-8688 Morrison uses aluminum plates to create cubes layered with color and optical illusions; Norquist's works pop out from the wall as he incorporates 3-D elements into them; and Thomas presents rounded shapes in his dynamic pieces. Through Aug. 28.

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its the choice to the ’87 version taking a closer look at subtle LGBTQ+ themes. He rejected the 1998 revival, which he thinks favored shock value over depth, he tells SFR in an email. As a result, we are happily given more of Cliff’s singing with a heartfelt “Don’t Go,” and more of his ambiguous sexuality. Norman plays the role with tension coupled with a wide-eyed innocence that feels natural in his hands.

Handmade costumes from veteran designer Cheryl Odom would have stolen the show when the Kit Kat Girls arrive, but the ensemble is so strong that the costumes are there to do them justice.

For some, a role as a Kit Kat Girl may be a consolation prize when they shoot for Sally Bowles, but it’s hard to imagine not wanting to be in this squad. They have a camaraderie that evokes modern burlesque—they know we’re ogling them, but they’re in control and ogling us right back. Christine Smith, Alexis Taylor, Terri Scullin, Marisa Xochtl Jimenez and Myriah Duda (the last of whom is a rising high school senior at New Mexico School for the Arts—and she’s a hell of a gorilla!) are all remarkable.

Choreography from Patrick MacDonald doesn’t simply accompany the music; it furthers the plot. Instrumental numbers with the Kit Kat Girls and the Klub Waiters (nimble Tristan Van Cleave and jaw-dropping CJ Rodrigues) are not obligatory afterthoughts to make time for costume changes. The moves are

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hink of Cabaret. What do sleek bob, a dark pout and eyes to rival a you see? A spider-lashed, Margaret Keane painting, she is the condark-bobbed Sally Bowles; summate good-time girl. (Perhaps a little an androgynous flat-chested too good-time: as the plot gets darker, Emcee in suspenders; Kit Kat Girls with her portrayal lacks some of the nuanced spilling cleavage and pointed toes. Yes, conflict or trepidation we’d like to see in this is Cabaret, and the Santa Fe Play- Sally, but it wasn’t enough of a concern to house effortlessly checks each of these detract from the show.) things off. But there is more to be mined This is the 1987 revival of the 1966 here; get ready to go deeper. production; director Vaughn Irving credAt the sold-out preview night, the audience was buzzing. Arriving 30 minutes before the start of the show, three-quarters of the guests were already seated. They even cheered the pre-recorded curtain speech. This is a show that people get excited about, and Santa Fe can barely contain itself.

Lee Manship Vignes is our Emcee for the evening, and he introduces us to the Kit Kat Club in Berlin, Germany, as 1929 ticks over to 1930. A shaggy mop of blond hair, a huge, mischievous smile, seduction and irreverence—it’s all there. Soon we meet Cliff Bradshaw, here portrayed by 20-year-old Dylan Norman, whose baby face imbues the character with fresh energy. (And that voice! What would velvet sound like if it could sing?) Cliff accompanies new friend Ernst Ludwig (a dynamic John H Reiser) to the club, where Cliff is set upon by dancer Sally Bowles.

Actress Katie Hagan, who plays Bowles, is what you see in You know what they say: Shoot for Sally Bowles so you’ll land among the Kit Kat Girls. Not so at the Santa Fe the dictionary when you look up Playhouse. Sally’s great and all, but this squad has tons of fun. “flapper.” It’s sublime. With a

unique, nodding to important choreographers but not imitating. And the singing doesn’t suffer for the weavings and leanings of the tight dances—there is no mud to be heard here. That we particularly noticed one spot where harmonies went a little off (the first rendition of “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”) means that the rest just flowed like honey—even while hanging upside-down, as exhibited by the Emcee.

So, the club is all well and good. As ever, though, the meat of this production is in the boarding house.

Ann Roylance, Santa Fe’s favorite spritely grandmother figure, is Fräulein Schneider, who rents rooms to various Berliners. One of these renters is Herr Schultz (Ken Bordner), an older Jewish man who owns a grocery store. Schneider and Schultz fall in charming love over gifts of produce and sing lovely little songs together, feet dancing along, as they celebrate their late-in-life love and subsequent engagement.

Roylance’s Schneider starts the show as a truly adorable and self-sufficient spinster, but a cloud passes over her face when she learns the gravity of her situation: a gentile woman engaged to marry a Jewish man, with the Nazis poised to take power. Bordner’s buoyant optimism becomes foreboding dismissal of current events.

Things go bad. Things always go bad.

The love between Schneider and Schultz is the first casualty. In the end, when leaving this production, while the Kit Kat Klub is memorable, we were overwhelmingly haunted by Roylance’s small frame singing the brave yet ultimately helpless number, “What Would You Do?” Hearts break when she exits exhausted, peeping: “I regret everything.”

With a truly strong cast, an onstage six-piece band (nod to Michael Blake Oldham, who built the set, made the props, commands the orchestra along with musical director Judson Seely, and then puts down his trombone to play a wordless but vital Max) and relevance that waffles between tiresome and tireless, this Cabaret is essential viewing. Bleibe, reste, stay.

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I’m a reader in Kansas with two teenage daughters, 16 and 18. My girls recently met a boy where they work and both took an interest in him. The 18-year-old was devastated that he was more interested in her younger sister. I spoke to the 16-year-old about it, which is when I found out this boy is going to be a sophomore in college. The fact that he’s interested in a 16-year-old is a red flag.

I asked the 16-year-old to keep her distance.

She agreed, but I saw a shirtless photo he sent her. I don’t know what other photos he’s sent and I don’t know what she’s sent him, but I immediately removed all photo apps from her phone. The girls have had public fights about this boy. They’ve made peace with each other, but now my 18-year-old wants to date him. I can’t control the actions of an 18-yearold but (1) it seem likely this guy is a complete creep and (2) isn’t her relationship with her sister more important?

-Knowing A Numbskull Stalks Adorable Sisters 1. I’m not ready to pronounce this guy a creep—at least not for the age difference. It sounds like he met your daughters someplace they’re all working this summer, which is a lot less icky than some college boy creeping on high-school girls via Instagram. And you say this boy is going to be a sophomore in college, KANSAS, but don’t give his age. There are 30-year-old college sophomores, of course, but if this boy went straight to college from high school, that would make him 19 years old. If your 16-year-old is closing in on 17, this guy could be “older” by two years and change.

While I can understand why you wouldn’t want your younger daughter dating college boys, I think you are overreacting to the age difference—and it’s a moot issue, as he’s no longer pursuing your younger daughter.

1.5. You know what is creepy? Pursuing a pair of sisters. The possibility of conflict was so predictable, it was likely a motivating factor for him. Getting off on drama and public fights isn’t a crime, but it is a red flag.

2. You ordered your 16-year-old to stop seeing this guy and deleted apps from her phone. (It’s cute you think your daughter isn’t tech-savvy enough to re-download and hide all the same apps.) You should warn your daughter about the risks of sexting—it may be legal for her to have sex (16 is the age of consent in Kansas), but she could face child porn charges for sending photos and this boy could wind up on a sex-offender registry for receiving them.

(Laws meant to protect young people from being exploited are routinely used to punish them.) But don’t attempt to micromanage your daughters’ love lives. Parental disapproval has a way of driving teenagers into each other’s arms, KANSAS. If you don’t want your daughters having a fuck-you-mom threesome with this guy before the summer is over, you’ll let them work through this on their own—but go ahead and stitch “boys come and go but sisters are forever” on a couple of pillows and put them on their beds.

I’m a straight guy married to a wonderful woman. She has a daughter. This girl’s bio dad is a checked-out deadbeat, so I have played “dad” since I met her mom five years ago.

The girl who used to be a gangly, awkward 11-year-old is now 16, and there’s no other way to put this: She is hot. I’m not supposed to notice, I know, and I have ZERO interest in being creepy with her, and she has ZERO interest in me. But she has always liked to cuddle with me and still does. I believe safe closeness from a dad figure helps girls make good choices when it comes to boys. (If not for

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me, she might seek attention from douchebag teenage boys trying to take advantage.) I want to continue to play this role for her. But when she comes in wearing tiny shorts and puts her legs over my lap, I get rock hard.

I’m not trying to be creepy, but I’m a guy and she’s a perfect female specimen. I can’t say, “We can’t be as physically close as we used to be,” because that itself would be creepy and it would make her sad.

-Insert Dad Acronym Here Obviously Sometimes children grow up and get hot, and bonus adults in their lives—typically (and thankfully) not their bio or lifelong parents— can’t help but notice. The onus is on the adult in that situation to suppress that shit. Not awareness of a young person’s objective hotness, which cannot be suppressed, but all evidence of said awareness. Which means setting boundaries and, if necessary, keeping your distance. No, you shouldn’t go to your stepdaughter and say, “You got hot, and I get boners when you put your legs on my lap, so stop.” But you should put an end to the cuddling. When she plops down on the couch, go take a walk or a shower or a shit. Better she has a sad over the end of snuggle time than she notices your boners and feels unsafe around you.

She’s most likely plopping down on you out of habit, IDAHO, not out of a need for affection from a trusted male. I promise you, she’s not going to start blowing bad boys in back alleys if she can’t get close enough to give you a boner anymore. (Also, if you don’t want to come across as a creep, don’t describe your stepdaughter—or any other woman—as a “perfect female specimen.” Ick.)

My college-student daughter lives in an apartment over our garage. She has a boyfriend, age 19. After many loud “discussions,” he is allowed to sleep over. My daughter got an IUD without informing me, so I assume they’re sexually active. Two days ago, I crept into the apartment to check on something and found bondage items on her bed—a set of formidable leather restraints. I’m worried she’s being pressured to do things someone her age wouldn’t be interested in. We agreed not to go into the apartment when she wasn’t present, and I know there will be a loud “discussion” if I tell her what I saw. The mental image of my bound daughter distresses me and I worry for her safety. What do I do?

-Offspring Has Incriminating Objects You stay the fuck out of your offspring’s apartment when she isn’t home, OHIO, per your agreement. And you keep these things in mind: Just as there are young queer people out there, there are young kinky people out there too.

Your adult daughter might be one of them. For all you know, the restraints were her idea and her boyfriend is the one getting tied up. And a scary-to-mom set of restraints is a lot safer than nylon clothesline or cheap handcuffs.

Leather restraints distribute pressure evenly, making them less likely to pinch a nerve or cut off circulation. Like your adult daughter getting herself an IUD, formidable bondage gear is a good sign that she takes her safety seriously.

Finally, OHIO, it’s perfectly understandable that you don’t like the mental image of your adult daughter tied to the bed in her apartment (her apartment, not the apartment), but I’m guessing you don’t like the mental image of your adult daughter with a dick in her mouth, either. Just as you don’t torment yourself by picturing the blowjobs your adult daughter is almost certainly giving her boyfriend, don’t torment yourself by picturing whatever else she might be doing with, to, or for him.

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TOM JOYCE: EVERYTHING AT HAND Center for Contemporary Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 See 30 new sculptures

by Joyce, who reclaims materials that were previously part of weapons or used in war or destruction, and turns them into something beautiful— think nose cones of missiles, dirt from battle sites and ash from the World Trade Center. Through Dec. 31.

5 pm, free WOLF KAHN: LIGHT AND COLOR LewAllen Downtown 1613 Paseo de Peralta, 988-8997 See abstracted landscape paintings by this American legend in his 90th year.

Through Sept. 10.

5 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES GARDEN SPROUTS PRE-K ACTIVITIES Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Take the kiddos to spend the morning outdoors in this hands-on program for 3- to 5-year-olds and their caregiver.

9-10 am, $5 donation IAIA SUMMER READINGS: REBECCA SOLNIT Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2351 Solnit presents her lecture titled "Selvage and Suture: Private Selves and Public Lives" as part of this summer reading series.

2 pm, free IAIA SUMMER READINGS: TOMMY ORANGE AND TERESE MALIHOT Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2351 Hear from budding and seasoned writers alike in the summer series presenting Native authors, poets and more.

6 pm, free MICHAEL WALLIS: THE BEST LAND UNDER HEAVEN, THE DONNER PARTY IN THE AGE OF MANIFEST DESTINY Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 This factual account of one of the most sensationalized catastrophes provides details and insights.

6 pm, free

DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO: 2017 SUMMER SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 Tis the season for flamenco in this summer series of original choreography.

7:30 pm, $25

EVENTS BEST OF SANTA FE PARTY Santa Fe Railyard Plaza Guadalupe Street and Paseo de Peralta Join the winners of the Best of Santa Fe Readers Choice for 2017 and SFR staff at this free community event in the Railyard. Enjoy live exaggerated pop tunes with a hint of comedy from Gluey Brothers, games, food, drink, meet your neighbors, learn about businesses and nonprofits. And to top it all off, see some Santafamous individuals get soaked in the dunk tank. All fun!

5 pm, free HIPICO SANTA FE SUMMER SERIES Santa Fe Horse Park 100 S Polo Drive, 795-0141 This summer series is a bonanza of equestrian activities and competitions. Check hipicosantafe.com for a detailed daily list of events so you don’t miss any jumping, racing or other awesome horse skills.

8 am-4 pm, free SHOW PONY: GRAND OPENING Reside Home 340 Read St., 780-5658 Check out this curated boutique on wheels—which is the brainchild of Curate Santa Fe’s Niomi Fawn—at its grand opening in front of the local home store. It features crafts and art made by locals creatives, and it’s real rad.

5 pm, free

MUSIC BENZO III Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Join Benzo III and guest artists for a blend of funk, soul, rock and hip-hop (see Music, page 78).

8 pm, $20 CLOACAS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Spooky rockin' Americana.

And vests.

8 pm, free DAVID GEIST Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Geist had a 20-year career on Broadway, where he composed alongside greats like Stephen Sondheim. Now he plays piano standards at this intimate venue.

6 pm, $2 DOUG MONTGOMERY AND BILL FORREST Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Classic piano tunes.

6 pm, free DUO RASMINKO Duel Brewing 1228 Parkway Drive, 474-5301 Folk and indie.

7 pm, free

HATERKIDS The Matador 116 W San Francisco St. Bass, hip-hop, indie, trap, future beats and more come into this DJ and visual projection artist's sets.

10 pm, free HALF BROKE HORSES Starlight Lounge at Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 428-7777 Country and Americana.

6 pm, free KITTY JO CREEK Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Bluegrass.

6 pm, free DANIELE SPADAVECCHIA Inn and Spa at Loretto 211 Old Santa Fe Trail, 984-7997 Gypsy jazz tunes on guitar.

6 pm, free MUSIC AT THE MUSEUM New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Enjoy tunes from jazz to classical by a different group each Friday summer evening at the museum's garden courtyard, free with museum admission.

5 pm, $7-$12 NELSON DENMAN Chez Mamou French Bakery & Cafe 217 E Palace Ave., 216-1845 Listen to an eclectic mix of classical, jazz, folk and improv cello.

6 pm, free NEW MEXICO JAZZ FESTIVAL: BUIKA Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Hear the multilingual Buika perform across a variety of musical styles including jazz, pop, and reggae.

7:30 pm, $25-$60 PIGMENT Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Jam rock.

8:30 pm, free THE ROBERTS Derailed at the Sage Inn 725 Cerillos Road, 982-5952 Rock with a bunch of guys named Robert.

6 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native American flute and Spanish classical guitar.

7 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: FELDMAN BY FLUX St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 The Flux Quartet performs Feldman String Quartet No. 2, over six hours of classical music. The audience is free to come and go.

2-8 pm, free

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SCOTTY AND THE ATOMICS: DANCE AND ROMANCE Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 Jazz, rock, reggae and funk.

10 pm, $5 SUMMER FLING WITH DJ POETICS Skylight 139 W San Francisco St., 982-0775 Electronica. Again.

9 pm, $5-$7 THE THREE FACES OF JAZZ El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Swinging jazz piano.

7:30 pm, free

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ART OPENINGS APRIL HARTFORD: TRANSGENDER, ONE PERSON'S JOURNEY Hartford's Studio 539 Old Santa Fe Trail Hartford explores gender dissonance and transformation in this multimedia exhibit, which includes nude self-portraits made during key phases during her transition. The photographer herself speaks about this series at 2 pm and again at 5:30 pm (see 3 Questions, page 85).

1 pm, free

IAIA SUMMER READINGS: SANTEE FRAZIER, RAMONA AUSUBEL AND STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES Institute of American Indian Arts 83 Avan Nu Po Road, 424-2351 Hear from budding and seasoned writers alike.

6 pm, free

DANCE ENTREFLAMENCO: 2017 SUMMER SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 Get dancey.

7:30 pm, $25

THEATER CABARET Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 Fishnet stockings, androgynous dancers, corsets, pineapples, Nazis, terrifying parallels to modern times— you know the drill (see Acting Out, page 83).

7:30 pm, $15-$25 HEISENBERG Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 This new play by the New Mexico Actors Lab comes directly from Broadway. It's a quirky comic love story that has nothing to do with science or Breaking Bad. 7:30 pm, $20 MARRIAGE BY THE MASTERS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Three one-act plays by George Bernard Shaw, Moliére and Anton Chekhov explore relationships.

7:30 pm, $15-$20 MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING Monte Del Sol Charter School Courtyard 4157 Walking Rain Road, 490-6271 By suggested donation, the Santa Fe Shakespeare Society presents this comedy about mistaken identity. Bring a slicker—this one's rain-orshine.

6 pm, $15-$20 UPSTART CROWS: HAMLET Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 More Shakespeare outdoors, this time by Santa Fe’s youth Shakespeare troupe.

5 pm, $10

WORKSHOP HISTORIC GARDEN RESTORATION El Zaguan 545 Canyon Road, 982-0016 Learn how the Santa Fe Master Gardeners are working to preserve and restore the gardens at this historic property.

5 pm, free

with April Hartford

APRIL HARTFORD

Trans photographer April Hartford came up in Maine working in the insurance field. In 2010, while training to be a field guide in South Africa, the artist had an epiphany: It was time to transition. The rest, she says, just kind of clicked into place. In 2013, after weighing options between Bend, Oregon, Boulder, Colorado, and Santa Fe, Hartford came to town and continued her project, Transgender: One Person’s Journey. Hartford illustrates the educational and emotional through black and white self-portraits, often demonstrating the inner and outer journey of her transition and life. The gorgeous images can be seen this Saturday July 29 in Hartford’s studio from 1-7:30 pm (539 Old Santa Fe Trail) with artist talks at 2 pm and 5:30 pm. (Alex De Vore) Was there a specific impetus to this project?

It kind of organically grew as I was trying to find my voice in photography. I was dealing with gender issues and they started emerging in my photos. One of the big things I wanted to do was to focus on education.

There’s a huge lack of education and it makes cisgender people scared or timid to address or learn for fear of doing or saying something wrong.

Was the educational aspect a part from the beginning?

My goal of doing photography was completely for me, to help me get through the transition and understand it better. But when people would see the work, they were taking something away with them, and that’s how it came to be a part of it.

Did you have an outline or plan you followed?

Many of the images are executed to a strict plan. I’ve set out to execute or depict certain things or areas.

Other images happen because you happen upon a place, the ideas comes to you and you just execute them.

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ack in 1970, a local group called La Juventud del Barrio del Cristo Rey banded together as young community activists.

Their members included local chicanos and chicanas who donned shades and brown berets. For Christmas, they sold farolitos to benefit El Vicio, then a local drug rehabilitation center. The youth group also had plans to build a Chicano library, according to a 1970 clipping from the Santa Fe New Mexican. Members came from different parts of the city, but the parish of Cristo Rey where they were founded was located on Upper Canyon Road. It was the stomping grounds of the Dogpatch.

Eliseo (Cheo) Armijo, a former member of La Juventud and retired Qwest technician, spoke of the group’s activities when he described growing up in the Dogpatch. Armijo said the label was around even before he was.

Santa Fe’s own Dogpatch drew from the title of Al Capp’s tonguein-cheek comic strip, Li’l Abner, based on an invented town in the Appalachian backwoods. Those who lived there—Abner, Daisy Mae, Mammy and Pappy Yokum and the Shmoos— became household names over the course of the comic’s four-decade run.

Li’l Abner was even fodder for Broadway and, later, the silver screen in the 1959 movie of the same name, both written

by Melvin Frank. “Li’l Abner lived up in the the hills, perched on the edge. Our houses were perched up on the hills, too,” remarked Armijo. He still lives on Upper Canyon Road, overlooking the Santa Fe River in a home that he built with his wife, primos and other family members. They made all the adobes for the two-story structure by hand.

The Dogpatch roughly covers a triangular stretch in the city’s historic east side, including Acequia Madre, Camino Don Miguel, Camino del Cañon (Canyon Road), Upper Camino del Cañon, Cerro Gordo, Upper (East) Palace Avenue, Apodaca Hill and Camino Cabra. Hillside Avenue (once known as Los Corchos) also falls into this barrio, though it’s difficult to set hard-and-fast boundaries. Former residents of Hillside recall that the arroyo where the road ends was a notorious party spot back in the late 1970s. It could be grittier there than other parts of the east side, according to one woman’s recollections. Even the Dogpatch had pockets.

Despite the differences across the barrio, the response remains the same among those looking back to the days of the Dogpatch: It was a wholly other place in their memories, one where the acequias still provided water to the local apple orchards, entire families lived on the same property for

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We all know the spot—Alameda Street and Canyon Road—but do you know the Dogpatch?

generations and tax bases were humbler.

Even during those transitional years before and after the arrival of St. John’s College, there were a lot more young people cruising the streets of the east side—kids and teenagers who used to fight with the “westsiders,” party into the night, or, like the members of La Juventud, organize amongst themselves.

If you aren’t familiar with the Dogpatch, that’s because the name doesn’t see as much use today. It’s becoming something of a throwback. Some former residents chalk this up to generational differences, but changing demographics have had a hand, too. In the late ’90s, many locals had to put historic eastside properties up for sale that had been kept in families for generations due to exorbitant tax hikes. A resident’s tax bill could go up 50 or 100 percent back then and sometimes more, according to Santa Fe County Tax Assessor Gus Martinez.

For that reason, the legislature instituted the 3 percent cap rule in 2001 so that locals wouldn’t be faced with the prospect of “selling out.”

Martinez, who calls that area the “heart of Santa Fe,” notes that although

the 3 percent cap has been beneficial, there are more people from out of state, or who make Santa Fe their second or part-time home, living on the east side than in the past. And of course, he adds, “those buying and selling set the market.”

Even during the 2008 crash, that area of Santa Fe still retained its value. With such expensive land up for sale, “your typical person,” Martinez said, couldn’t afford property in a barrio now considered Santa Fe’s upper end. Many Hispanic families were displaced as a result. And once you sell, Armijo said, “you can never go back.”

Now, a house could go for $300,000 in the rest of the city; one in the barrio of yore costs upwards of one million dollars. Driving through the area, it’s hard not to see the number of real estate signs perched along the winding roads.

Given the parallels to Appalachia, Dogpatch is one of those designations that seems self-deprecating at first, a jab at the working class or poor Hispanic residents who once lived there, concocted before the days of political correctness. But when it’s evoked, there’s a sense of community connection, a raza. If you remember the Dogpatch, then you’re old Santa Fe.

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8 am-5 pm, free HIPICO SANTA FE SUMMER SERIES Santa Fe Horse Park 100 S Polo Drive, 795-0141 This summer series is a bonanza of equestrian activities and competitions. Check hipicosantafe.com for a detailed daily list of events.

8 am-4 pm, free PINTS & POURS HQ Santa Fe 411 W Water St., 988-8042 Support a local artist and business at this special event featuring ceramic beer pint mugs made by Carolyn Lobeck, which you receive full of free beer with purchase.

6 pm, free SANTA FE ARTISTS MARKET Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street, 310-8766 See works by local artists representing a ton of different mediums, and enjoy the sunshine.

8 am-1 pm, free TRADITIONAL SPANISH MARKET Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail If old-school traditional jewelry, retablos, sculpture and photography by around 250 artists are more your style, head to the Plaza, plus enjoy live performances on the bandstand stage, food vendors and more.

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FILM KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street This paper-mation film tells the story of a boy with magical powers and his struggles to save himself and his mother from a dark power.

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MUSIC THE BARBWIRES Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Soulful blues.

3 pm, free BIG K & BLUE TRAIN Palace Saloon 142 W Palace Ave., 428-0690 Americana in the red-hued venue.

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THE BROOMDUST QUARTET Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Americana.

1 pm, free BUSY McCARROLL Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Pop songs and high-energy covers.

6 pm, free DADOU L'Olivier Restaurant 229 Galisteo St., 989-1919 Get serenaded with romantic accordion, guitar and vocals.

5:3 pm, free DAVID GEIST Pranzo Italian Grill 540 Montezuma Ave., 984-2645 Broadway standards on piano.

6 pm, $2 DOUG MONTGOMERY AND BILL FORREST Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Classics and standards on piano.

6 pm, free JJ AND THE HOOLIGANS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Dance party covers and pop songs.

8:30 pm, free NELSON DENMAN Chez Mamou French Bakery & Cafe 217 E Palace Ave., 216-1845 Jazz, folk and improv cello.

6 pm, free PHAROAH SANDERS QUARTET: NEW MEXICO JAZZ FESTIVAL Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 Sanders possesses one of the most distinctive tenor saxophone sounds in jazz.

Harmonically rich and heavy with overtones, Sanders is highly regarded to the point of reverence by a great many jazz fans.

7:30 pm, $25-$60 ORNETCETERA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 We like how a bunch of different Santa Fe groups tend to break apart and re-amalgamate into fun new iterations of expert musicians.

This group plays jazz with a horn section to boot.

7:30 pm, free PAT MALONE Inn and Spa at Loretto 211 Old Santa Fe Trail, 984-7997 Malone performs a solo set of acoustic jazz guitar tunes.

7 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native American flute and Spanish classical guitar.

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SANTA FE BANDSTAND: DANNY DURAN & THE SLO’ BURNIN' Swan Park Jaguar Drive and Contenta Ridge Versatile country takes center stage at this Southside Bandstand performance.

6 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: JUHO POHJONEN PIANO RECITAL St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Renowned pianist Juho Pohjonen plays compositions

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8 pm, free THE ROBERTS Duel Brewing 1228 Parkway Drive, 474-5301 An intimate performance of rock and Americana at the brewery that specializes in sour beers. Pucker up and kiss the combo: Live music and local brews are cool, people.

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This level of camaraderie is the norm for the group. “What I really like is how supportive everybody is,” says script editor and proofreader Diana Thatcher.

“For example, this workshop was not what I was expecting—Allrich was really gentle and supported everyone and helped them. I thought he would just rip into them.” Writer Dean Balsamo agrees, saying, “I’ve gone to a number of groups like this, but this is the one that seems to gel.”

It’s encouraging to see such a cohesive, diverse and welcoming group of filmmakers, but it’s not surprising given Streeper’s upbeat personality. He explains with excitement that workshop turnouts have been getting better over the last few months. “Tonight’s turnout was pretty good, but sometimes we’ll

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The group, known as Santa Fe Filmmakers, meets once a month for these workshops. As Eric Streeper, its founder, explains, “I started putting talks and workshops on about seven months ago, because there weren’t any active filmmaker groups I could find in town.” Since then, the group, which primarily communicates through the online platform Meetup, has grown to over 200 local filmmakers and creatives, according to its webpage.

At this particular workshop, called First 5, writers received feedback on the first five pages of their script from Allrich, a writer and producer who worked on the 2015 Western drama The Timber.

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Most events are a good mix of old and new faces, Streeper notes, and Steve Allrich is no exception to this trend. The pair’s relationship began about a month ago over coffee. “I became involved with Santa Fe Filmmakers by just looking up Meetups in Santa Fe, since I was involved in a similar group up in Portland,” Allrich tells SFR. “I found Eric’s name and reached out to him for coffee.”

After a few more caffeine-fueled discussions about film and one lecture, Allrich pitched his idea for a script workshop, which Streeper received enthusiastically. “After I did one of their talks last month about screenwriting, I realized that education is something that I want to get more involved in,” Allrich says. “In a previous life, I was an artist, and I taught art for about 25 years, so I do have an enjoyment of teaching.”

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workshop, the group has even more events coming up over the next few weeks. This Thursday, members are scheduled to appear at the Santa Fe Community College for a hands-on workshop.

“They’re going to have all kinds of equipment there,” Streeper says, “but it’s all going to be pretty common stuff, so you’ll learn how to really shoot on a budget.”

In August, Santa Fe Filmmakers aims to join forces with other organizations like the New Mexico Film Foundation and New Mexico Women in film for a mixer at The Bridge at Santa Fe Brewing Company, which Streeper hopes will be an opportunity for local filmmakers to meet and make plans to collaborate on future projects.

For now, though, members are grateful for the community they’ve built within their ranks. For a group only seven months in the making, they’re proud the member commitment. The potential for growth is promising, Allrich tells SFR. “I’m open for whatever the future holds, however it evolves,” he says. “I’m just enjoying being a part of the community. There’s a lot of interest in film here and screenwriting which is exciting. Santa Fe kind of has the feel of a small town, comparatively speaking, but there’s a lot of interest relative to the city.”

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HEISENBERG Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 This new play by the New Mexico Actors Lab comes directly from Broadway. It's a quirky comic love story that has nothing to do with science or Breaking Bad. 7:30 pm, $20 MARRIAGE BY THE MASTERS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Three one-act plays by George Bernard Shaw, Moliére and Anton Chekhov explore the intricacies of relationships.

7:30 pm, $15-$20 MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING Monte Del Sol Charter School Courtyard 4157 Walking Rain Road, 490-6271 By suggested donation, the Santa Fe Shakespeare Society presents the classic comedy about mistaken identity, the dangers of hearsay and sibling rivalry.

6 pm, $15-$20 SWEENEY TODD Santa Fe Performing Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-7992 This bloody musical about a murderous barber is a tale of revenge, pie and some sickening ingredients with tunes so catchy, you'll be singing along.

See students ages 13-19 perform the killer classic play.

7 pm, $8 UPSTART CROWS: HAMLET Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Bring a picnic and enjoy Shakespeare’s tragedy performed by Santa Fe’s youth troupe which asks the question: To be, or not to be?

5 pm, $10 THE WITCHES Santa Fe Performing Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-7992 See the City Different Players, aspiring actors ages 6-12, in this Roald Dahl classic, which tells the tale of a girl who helps her grandmother defeat some witches.

2 pm, $8

SUN/30 BOOKS/LECTURES JOURNEYSANTAFE: DOTTIE INDYKE Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Hear from Indyke and students of the 2017 Santa Fe summer Creativity for Peace program, which prepares young Israeli and Palestinian women to be peacemakers in their communities.

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7:30 pm, $25

EVENTS CONTEMPORARY HISPANIC MARKET Lincoln Avenue To accompany Traditional Spanish Market a few streets away, contemporary Hispanic artists (134 of them, to be precise) bring works of art in all mediums and styles. Lots of Dia de los Muertos girls, flashy painted skateboards, metal jewelry ... Yeah, get your wallet—this one’s good.

8 am-5 pm, free HIPICO SANTA FE SUMMER SERIES Santa Fe Horse Park 100 S Polo Drive, 795-0141 This summer series is a bonanza of equestrian activities. Hipicosantafe. com has a detailed daily list of events. Kids like horses, grown-ups like horses, we all like horses.

8 am-4 pm, free SANTA FE WOMAN'S CLUB CELEBRATION OPEN HOUSE Santa Fe Woman's Club 1616 Old Pecos Trail, 983-9455 Celebrate 125 years of the Santa Fe Woman's Club, a Santa Fe Living Treasure, with refreshments and music. When you think about it, women were barely considered people in this country 125 years ago, so it’s kind of remarkable that they had their own club.

4 pm, free SOL SUNDAYS Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street, 982-3373 This wellness community event brings yoga classes, DJs, alternative medicine and more to the local park.

Noon, free TRADITIONAL SPANISH MARKET Santa Fe Plaza 100 Old Santa Fe Trail If old-school traditional jewelry, retablos, sculpture and photography by around 250 artists are more your style, head to the Plaza, plus enjoy live performances on the bandstand stage, food vendors and more.

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MUSIC BLUEGRASS SUNDAY BRUNCH: RAILYARD REUNION Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Blues and brunch. Nothing sad about that, people.

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FESTIVAL OF SONG: BRIEF ENCOUNTERS Scottish Rite Temple 463 Paseo de Peralta, 982-4414 This performance consists of three 15-minute operas by acclaimed composer-librettist Mark Adamo and music director and composer Joe Illick. As a special addition, 15-year-old Ezra Shcolnik, one of Performance Santa Fe’s former EPIK Artists and current student at The Colburn School in Los Angeles, premieres his fourminute madrigal.

4 pm, $45-$75 GARY GORENCE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Classic rock.

8 pm, free GUSTAVO PIMENTEL La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Flamenco guitar by a serious master of his craft.

6 pm, free JACKIE MYERS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Jazz originals and covers.

3 pm, free NACHA MENDEZ La Boca (Taberna Location) 125 Lincoln Ave., 988-7102 Latin-influenced ballads.

7 pm, free NATE HINOJOSA Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Flamenco guitar.

1 pm, free ROSE'S PAWN SHOP Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Americana, Appalachian bluegrass and Celtic punk (see SFR Picks, page 75).

7 pm, $10 SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: TRANSFIGURED NIGHT St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Schoenberg’s sextet is transcendent, and this performance features other compositions, by pianist/ violinist duo Juho Pohjonen and Brett Dean, as well.

6 pm, $10-$86 THE SANTA FE REVUE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Psychedelic country from a who’s-who of Santa Fe’s Americana scene. Do any other bands even use the melodica any more? It’s kind of a piano that you blow into.

Lori Ottino sure does it. Go see. Love you, Lori.

8 pm, free THE STRINGMASTERS Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Classic country.

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ne of the most interesting trends in modern wine-drinking culture is the growing interest in lower-alcohol wines. Alcohol is the one element of a wine’s structure, compared to acidity, residual sugar and tannin, that has a special impact on consumer health (not to mention the tax rate on the wine) and must be monitored as closely as possible. It’s the one piece of technical data that is required by law to be on the bottle. And outside matters of law and health, there is the question of taste; some people find high-alcohol wines bold and beautiful, and others find them lacking in subtlety and overpowering as a food pairing.

What causes a wine to have high alcohol? To make wine, yeasts convert sugars into ethanol.

Riper grapes with more sugar can make higheralcohol wines, though this is not a neat equation (a zinfandel at 15 percent ABV could still have plenty of residual sugar left over not fermented into alcohol).

Fine wines fall routinely above 14 percent, especially in California, although higher alcohol is by no means limited to one region. The powerful reds of Spain or the regal Châteauneuf-duPape come to mind. In Italy, the historic sites for Brunello di Montalcino were the warmer microclimates, but today, longer, hotter growing seasons (and also, standard viti-cultural practices regarding said growing season) are pushing the ripeness levels up, and alcohol levels are getting higher as a result. It’s more common to find a Brunello at 15 percent these days, whereas it was once a struggle to reach 12 percent. Not to imply that higher alcohol wines are somehow “better,” just that the priorities of the wine world are changing as the optimal ripening of the grapes is no longer a major hurdle.

Yet, a brutal debate rages on: The corporate wine director for Michael Mina, sommelier Rajat Parr, has always campaigned for balance, specifically in favor of low-alcohol wines. Influential wine critic Robert Parker, however, famously dismissed this perspective as “wine fascism.” So, if you’re looking to enjoy a couple bottles in a night, the difference between 12 percent and 14 percent can make a huge difference. It’s important to consider that, in response to consumer demand for lower-alcohol wines, acidification and watering-down of wines will be the easiest and cheapest response. Here are a few of my favorite low-alcohol wines that do it right.

WINE Reuscher-Haart, Piesporter Goldtröpfchen, Riesling Spätlese, 2013, $22 Not everyone likes late-harvest riesling; a few of my customers ask for low-alcohol wines but quickly follow it up with “no sweet wines, though.” But for those that partake, this wine is a dream; with notes of lush tropical fruit and acidity that dances over your tongue like a mountain stream. It clocks in at just 9.5 percent ABV, and is packed with flavor. A village that lies alongside the Moselle River, Piesport’s greatest vineyard is Goldtröpfchen (the name means “droplets of gold”) and wines bearing the title Piesporter Goldtröpfchen are a class in and of themselves.

Romain Chamiot, Apremont, Savoie, France, 2015, $21 A little-known alpine appellation in Northeastern France, Savoie is too moderate and northerly to produce big, powerhouse styles of wine, although the region’s climate is technically continental, with both alpine and Mediterranean influences. Romaine Chamiot’s family has owned his estate for generations—some of their vines are up to 80 years old. The white grape Jacquère is on display here, yielding a dry, medium-bodied wine with creamy acidity and notes of lime, zesty minerality and wildflowers.

Domaine Vacheron, Sancerre Rouge, 2013, $50 I personally love a pinot noir that is shimmeringly transparent, and this Sancerre Rouge is a perfect example. From a region more famous for its whites than its reds, this wine is a little bit of a sleeper hit, and unabashedly resembles a pinot noir from the famous appellation of Bourgogne. The Vacherons are the leading winemaking family in Sancerre, known for their integrity both in the vineyard and the cellar; employing biodynamic methods in the vineyard, and even making their own organic compost. This wine tastes like cedar and pine and forest floor, with racy cranberry and rhubarb notes.

It’s a bit of a splurge at $50, but kind of a bargain when you consider what the prices look like in Bourgogne lately.

Matthiasson, “Helen’s Gate Vineyard,” Grenache/Syrah/ Mourvedre, Napa Valley 2012, $43 “Ok,” you might be saying, “late-harvest riesling and mid-altitude pinot noir is a little ... expected, non? What if I like red wine from California?” Two-time James Beard Award winner Steve Matthiasson has long been a champion of lower-alcohol wines, which he achieves in his wines by harvesting early. This particular Rhonestyle blend is a little rare and hard to find, but the entire line of Matthiason wines are all lower-alcohol; the Helen’s Gate is 11.8, but the winery produces a great Cabernet and chardonnay, in addition to many other bottlings. This wine is also elegant, food-friendly and unmistakably American (in a good, honest way) in terms of fruit and flavor.

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THEATER CABARET Santa Fe Playhouse 142 E De Vargas St., 988-4262 The Master of Ceremonies welcomes the audience to the show and assures them that, no matter how impossibly terrible their problems may be, they will forget their troubles at the cabaret (see Acting Out, page 83).

2 pm, $15-$25 HEISENBERG Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 This new play by the New Mexico Actors Lab comes directly from Broadway. It's a quirky comic love story that has nothing to do with science or Breaking Bad. 2 pm, $20 MARRIAGE BY THE MASTERS Adobe Rose Theatre 1213 Parkway Drive, 629-8688 Three one-act plays by George Bernard Shaw, Moliére and Anton Chekhov explore the intricacies of relationships.

3 pm, $15-$20 MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING Monte Del Sol Charter School Courtyard 4157 Walking Rain Road, 490-6271 By suggested donation, the Santa Fe Shakespeare Society presents the classic comedy about mistaken identity. Bring a picnic and a slicker if it's cloudy—this one's rain-orshine.

6 pm, $15-$20 SWEENEY TODD Santa Fe Performing Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-7992 This bloody musical about a murderous barber is a tale of revenge, pie and some sickening ingredients with tunes so catchy, you'll be singing along.

See students ages 13-19 perform the killer classic play.

7 pm, $8 THE WITCHES Santa Fe Performing Arts 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-7992 See the City Different Players, aspiring actors ages 6-12, as they present this Roald Dahl classic in which a girl helps her grandmother defeat some witches.

2 pm, $8

WORKSHOP INTRO TO MODERN BUDDHISM: A LIFE OF GREAT MEANING Zoetic 230 St. Francis Drive, 292 5293 Meditate on Buddah's timeless wisdom to dispel confusion. Classes led by American Buddhist nun Gen Kelsang Inchug.

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LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR Santa Fe Opera House 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 This highly dramatic love story by Gaetano Donizetti tells a tale about a devilish brother's plan to increase his wealth and power by marrying his sister to a rich man, instead of the man she loves. We don’t want to ruin it for you, but she doesn’t take it very well and there’s a lot of blood involved in the awesome concluson to her nuptials.

8:30 pm, $41-$261

ENTREFLAMENCO: 2017 SUMMER SEASON El Flamenco de Santa Fe 135 W Palace Ave., 209-1302 Antonio Granjero, Estefania Ramirez and Antonio Hidalgo Paz co-direct this summer series featuring original choreography by Granjero and Ramirez.

7:30 pm, $25

TAI CHI Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Find your center in the garden at this evening tai chi class that builds strength, balance and patience.

5:30 pm, $7

BOOKS/LECTURES ADRIAN BUSTAMANTE: VOICES FROM THE PAST 2017 Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Bustamante, a former professor of humanities at Fort Lewis College, gives a lecture titled "Race and Ethnicity in New Mexico."

6 pm, $15

EVENTS GEEKS WHO DRINK Draft Station 60 E San Francisco St., 983-6443 If you win, you get free drink tickets for next time.

7 pm, free

MUSIC BILL HEARNE TRIO La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Americana.

7:30 pm, free COWGIRL KARAOKE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Michèle Leidig hosts Santa Fe's most famous night of karaoke, where amateurs belt out their favorite ballads.

9 pm, free DÉRIVE, TRAUMA DEL RAY AND DOG PARK Zephyr Community Art Studio 1520 Center Drive Art punk by Dérive; instrumental progressive rock by Trauma Del Ray and sentimental garage tunes by Dog Park. Pay what you can.

8 pm, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: OBOE & STRINGS YOUTH CONCERT St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Foster a love for music in your little ones and attend a youth concert.

10 am, free SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: TRANSFIGURED NIGHT St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 Schoenberg’s sextet is transcendent and this performance features other compositions, too, by pianist/ violinist duo Juho Pohjonen and Brett Dean.

6 pm, $10-$86

WORKSHOP

TUE/1 DANCE ARGENTINE TANGO MILONGA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Dance the night away with tango and tapas.

7:30 pm, $5

EVENTS SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET: EL MERCADO DEL SUR Plaza Contenta 6009 Jaguar Drive, 550-3728 A mega farmers market offering health screenings, food demonstrations and healthy, low-cost meals.

3 pm, free

MUSIC BYRD AND STREET Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Americana.

8 pm, free DJ PRAIRIEDOG: VINTAGE VINYL NITE The Matador 116 W San Francisco St. DJ Prairiedog and DJ Mama Goose spin the best in garage, surf, rockabilly and old-school country.

10 pm, free SANTA FE BANDSTAND: CHRIS ARELLANO & AMERICAN JEM Santa Fe Plaza Bandstand 100 Old Santa Fe Trail Americana by two acts who perform under the summer evening sky. These nights are some of the best peoplewatching all summer, so get down there is you’re doing a sociology project, for sure.

6 pm, free

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SANTA FE CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: ORION AT NOON St. Francis Auditorium 107 W Palace Ave., 982-1890 The Orion String Quartet, based in New York, performs Beethoven and Dvorak. Since 1987, the group has been playing both contemporary and traditional quartet music.

Two of the members are even brothers, and they share firstchair violin. That’s either a sign of a super-harmonious sibling relationship, or of two very bitten tongues.

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DIE FLEDERMAUS Santa Fe Opera House 301 Opera Drive, 986-5900 In 2017, the waltz is amongst the tamest of dance styles.

However, 200 years ago it was seen as sinful. This opera directed by Ned Canty is set in hedonistic Vienna and is packed full of ensemble numbers and odes to Champagne.

Prepare to see this traditional dance style in a whole new (wild) light.

8 pm, $43-$310

NADINA BARNES: ARTS ALIVE Museum of Int’l Folk Art 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 Learn quilting and fabric collaging techniques in conjunction with the exhibit Quilts from Southwest China.

10 am-2 pm, $7-$12 YOGA Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 The format is a vinyasa flow class that is open to all levels, from beginner to expert.

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See works like Jennifer Weigel’s “Icarus Washed Ashore” in the group exhibit Global Warming is REAL, on view at Museum of Encaustic Art through Aug. 20.

EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS 334 Los Pinos Road, 471-2261 Living history.

GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 O’Keeffe at the University of Virginia. Through Oct. 28.

HARWOOD MUSEUM OF ART 238 Ledoux St., Taos, 575-758-9826 The Errant Eye: Portraits in a Landscape. Through Sept. 17.

MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY NATIVE ART 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 Daniel McCoy: The Ceaseless Quest for Utopia.

Through Jan. 2018. New Acquisitions. Through Jan. 2018. Desert ArtLAB: Ecologies of Resistance.

Through Jan. 2018.

MUSEUM OF ENCAUSTIC ART 623 Agua Fría St., 989-3283 Global Warming is REAL. Through Aug. 20.

MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Frank Buffalo Hyde: I-Witness Culture. Through Jan. 2018. Into the Future: Culture Power in Native American Art. Jody Naranjo: Revealing Joy. Through Sept.

MUSEUM OF INTERNATIONAL FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 No Idle Hands: The Myths and Meanings of Tramp Art. Through Sept. 16.

MUSEUM OF SPANISH COLONIAL ART 750 Camino Lejo, 982-2226 Mirror, Mirror: Photographs of Frida Kahlo. Through Oct. 23.

NM HISTORY MUSEUM 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5019 Out of the Box: The Art of the Cigar. Through Oct. Voices of Counterculture in the Southwest. Through Feb. 11, 2018.

NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Meggan Gould and Andy Mattern: Light Tight.

Through Sept. 17. Cady Wells: Ruminations. Through Sept. 17. Lines of Thought: Drawing from Michelangelo to Now. Through Sept. 17.

PALACE OF THE GOVERNORS 105 W Palace Ave.,476-5100 Tesoros de Devoción.

POEH CULTURAL CENTER AND MUSEUM 78 Cities of Gold Road, Pojoaque, 455-3334 Nah Poeh Sang.

SANTA FE BOTANICAL GARDENS 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Ojos y Manos.

WHEELWRIGHT MUSEUM OF THE AMERICAN INDIAN 704 Camino Lejo, 986-4636 Beads: A Universe of Meaning. Through April 15, 2018.

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In 1940, near the start of World War II, the Allied forces suffered a tremendous defeat against German troops in the town of Dunkirk in France. Subsequently, 300,000 soldiers would be evacuated by military and civilian watercraft, but not before immeasurable losses. It’s a harrowing tale not known to many who aren’t WWII buffs before now, but in Christopher Nolan’s sprawling yet concisely told Dunkirk, we see the tragic events play out with a relentless pace and attention to detail.

We follow three main narratives; that of soldiers stranded on a beach waiting for rescue over the period of a week, an hour in the lives of British fighter pilots, and a single day for a civilian pleasure yacht captain who helps retrieve said soldiers alongside his son and his son’s friend. Nolan presents an off-kilter look at each timeline, weaving in and out of the stories, though Dunkirk never feels disjointed. Rather, as bits and pieces from each angle are revealed, we begin to understand the incredible scope of the evacuation and just how lucky the survivors really were, though we’re faced with some hard truths before the credits roll.

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-- LOTS OF PEOPLE JUMPING OFF SHIPS

It is, in fact, somewhat rare to see a mainstream Kenneth Branagh—not to mention a surprisingly film that deviates from the cinematic formula, natural turn from Harry Styles (yeah, from One but Nolan doesn’t let up for an instant. From the Direction)—remain a joy to watch, and the utter terrifying desperation of those stranded on the unfairness and brutality of war hang heavy over beach to a shell-shocked soldier (Cillian Murphy every last scene. of Netflix series Peaky Blinders as well as Nolan’s This isn’t just one of the best war movies in Batman films) too broken to return to battle and recent memory, it’s one that will no doubt be a selfless dogfighter (Tom Hardy) barely hobbling shown in schools and referred to forever as an along in the sky, dialogue becomes sparse artful depiction of one of the ugliest chapters in compared to the frantic reality of sinking ships, human history. Just do yourselves a favor and dropped shells and the cruelty of the human pop into the Jean Cocteau Cinema for the 35mm survival instinct. version, a form in which Nolan intended the film Of course, there are only so many times you to be seen. It’s worth it. can see a bunch of soldiers abandon a ship, and DUNKIRK the jarring nature of the heaving seas becomes Directed by Nolan nearly as difficult to watch as the violence. Still, With Murphy, Hardy, Rylance, Branagh and Styles moving performances from Mark Rylance and Jean Cocteau Cinema, Regal, Violet Crown, R, 106 min.

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++ BEAUTIFUL, EXCITING -- LOVE, SCHMUV

If there’s one thing we know Fifth Element director Luc Besson can pull off, it’s wildly fun overthe-top sci-fi, and he does not disappoint with Valerian—to a point. Whereas the worldbuilding and CGI hits that utterly gorgeous sweet spot, Besson, who also helmed 1994 fan fave Léon: The Professional, becomes mired in mediocre writing, a few goofy missteps and an almost-tired story about how big ol’ government entities are always stepping on the little guy.

Valerian is adapted from the French serial comic Valérian and Laureline (which debuted in 1967) wherein we follow a brash young soldier named Valerian (here played by A Cure for Wellness’ Dane DeHaan) and his underling partner Laureline (Cara Delevingne of Suicide Squad)— with whom our hero happens to have fallen in love. As the partners are swept up into the world of military buffoonery and action-packed space missions in and around the space station Alpha (a sprawling interstellar city that hosts living creatures from a thousand planets), they begin to question their superiors and step way outside

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protocol to right the wrongs of their people’s past. Y’know, because they’re good guys like that.

Alpha itself is gorgeous, a bizarre mix of Bladerunner and anime that almost hits video game territory in terms of scale and style, but still feels like a living, breathing metropolis. Diplomatic re-

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lations are tense, but Valerian and Laureline are, of course, not sticklers for the rules. They know right from wrong, which would grow tedious were it not for some stunning sequences that not only fall into ain’t-it-cool territory, but show off Besson’s imaginative ideas of future tech, aliens, etc. Sadly, however, the running time starts to

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push things, and a baffling mid-film music video featuring Rihanna (yes, that Rihanna) fails to recall the likes of that brilliant Fifth Element opera scene and instead feels like some confused film exec insisted on inserting more sex into the thing. An inter-dimensional market chase, however, is clever and original in a Futurama-like vein right down to an appearance from John Goodman’s voice.

Regardless, for those seeking a fun time at the movies, this oughta do just fine if you don’t go looking for anything deep or groundbreaking.

Lasers are fired, the aliens look cool and the opening sequence to the tune of David Bowie is perfect. Perhaps Valerian doesn’t become a giant leap for mankind, but it does hit the dizzying highs of space intrigue, and that’s just how we like it. (Alex De Vore) Regal, Violet Crown, PG-13, 137 min.

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++ INCREDIBLE EFFECTS; LOVED BAD APE!

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Andy Serkis, whom you probably know better as Gollum) who became extra-sentient, rounded up a bunch of other apes and then moved into the woods to ape it up and live peacefully. Humans, of course, couldn’t jive with this plan, especially since the rise of apes brought with it a horrible virus called the Simian Flu. What few humans remained became understandably bummed, and by the time we catch up with everyone in War for the Planet of the Apes, things have become pretty rough.

Caesar and his pals are holed up in a hidden fortress beneath a waterfall, but this doesn’t sit well with The Colonel (Woody Harrelson), a Kurtz-esque army dude who’s basically gone nuts, defected from the skeletal government and kills or imprisons any ape or virus victim he comes across. Caesar isn’t down, but he’s been through the shit already and just kind of wants to move to the desert with his family … y’know, to find himself and maybe take up painting. But when The Colonel just won’t let it go, Caesar and his ape pals Maurice, Rocket and Luca set out to even the score and ensure the safety of their kind.

Serkis is, as always, fantastic, both as a voice and motion capture actor, and the CGI of Apes is so phenomenal it’s practically indistinguishable from the real thing. Harrelson, however, is underused, showing up only to make jerkish comments and shoot apes now and then. Still, despite a clunky middle section that drags on entirely too long, the battle sequences and subtle nods to classic cinema do make for a riveting film. Steve Zahn as the comedic Bad Ape kind of makes it worth it alone, even if he diffuses heavier moments before they’ve had a chance to land. Regardless, the series of reboots (or is it prequels?) brings up some good points about the uglier parts of humanity and how fear can drive the worst of us to commit unspeakable acts. Apes indeed becomes better than one might assume, though unless you were already planning on being there, you can probably just wait and watch it at home. (ADV) Regal, Violet Crown, PG-13, 140 min.

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Stand-up comedian and actor Kumail Nanjiani steps out from his Silicon Valley ensemble duties for The Big Sick, a tale loosely based on his nontraditional courtship with his real-life wife Emily Gordon (played here by Zoe Kazan), with whom he also co-wrote the script. Nanjiani plays himself, a middling Chicago stand-up who is heckled one night by a young woman and is in a relation-

Woody Harrelson just ain’t having it in War for the Planet of the Apes.

ship with her shortly thereafter. Sick follows the likes of comedian Mike Birbiglia’s 2012 autobiographical Sleepwalk With Me, though Nanjiani himself has admitted to taking artistic license from the actual events that led to his marriage.

As a young Pakistani man, Nanjiani is supposed to accept an arranged marriage situation. But when Emily is placed in a medically induced coma to combat a lung infection, he slowly realizes he’s in love with her despite his parents’ wishes. Along for the ride are Emily’s parents, played fantastically by Ray Romano and Holly Hunter, both of whom outshine Nanjiani at every turn; it isn’t that he’s not talented, nor does the script fall short per se—it’s really more like he’s just not there yet as a dramatic actor, and it’s never more apparent than when he shares screen time with the veteran actors. Romano provides the best performance of his career as a lovably goofy father grappling with the aftermath of his own infidelity and the frantic emotions of having a sick child. Hunter is, as always, incredible (find us a film where she isn’t—we dare you) and often it seems like scenes without them are simply eating up time before they return.

Support from SNL’s Aidy Bryant and consummate weirdo stand-up musician Bo Burnham is much appreciated as well, though both hardly feel as well-used as they might have been. It is, after all, Nanjiani’s life story—or some of it, anyway—but Bryant and Burnham are both so funny in their own right that it seems a misstep.

The rest starts to drag toward the end and there are only so many “my culture is different” jokes that can land with enough oomph. Regardless, The Big Sick is a perfectly fine first step for the relative newcomer Nanjiani and boasts enough laugh-out-loud moments to justify itself. Direction from Wet Hot American Summer alum Michael Showalter follows a relatively familiar indie-esque bent, but make no mistake—this is a Judd Apatow film (he produced it). It comes complete with the Apatow “will they/won’t they/they did!” formulaic cuteness we’ve come to expect from the Knocked Up director/producer. And that’s fine. Just fine. (ADV) Violet Crown, Regal, R, 120 min.

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-- MARVEL IS NEVER PERFECT

Marvel Studios’ interconnected superhero universe keeps kicking ass with Spiderman: Homecoming, the third reboot in the franchise, now with newcomer Tom Holland as the titular Spidey. The what’s-right elements of the film are many: no tired origin story, superior cast (including an actually young Peter Parker, because wasn’t Toby Maguire, like, 37 and who the hell is Andrew Garfield anyway?), a healthy mix of humor interspersed throughout the melodrama and, most importantly, summer fun.

We follow Spiderman as he desperately tries

to win favor with Tony Stark/Ironman (Robert Downey Jr. himself) and, by extension, the full-on Avengers. Our hero is just 15, so he’s obviously brash and impatient. But he still acts as the hero of Queens, curbing crime and flinging all over the damn place with his web-shooters. But when a one-time salvage crew foreman (Michael Keaton) is screwed out of a job by some covert and newly founded government/Stark Industries alien collateral damage joint cleanup department, the class of criminal in NYC shoots up into the super-villain strata, whereupon Spiderman is also tangled up in the high-stakes world of alien techpropelled murder and mayhem.

Keaton is a goddamn treasure as The Vulture, an everyman father-type pushed to extreme measures—and a pretty nifty flying super-suit— because of class warfare or something. Holland excels as well, providing a perfect balance between petulant youth and accidental hero; the quieter, tenser moments between the two are superb, especially in Keaton’s more restrained “Imma kill your ass!” scenes.

Overall, the story (from Freaks and Geeks alum John Francis Daley) provides more complexity than we’re accustomed to from the Spiderman world, and director Jon Watts makes sure the dramatics never quite reach overthe-top. He prefers instead to zero in on the wise-cracking, web-dangling, lady-saving Spidey we’ve come to know and love over most of our lifetimes. Is this high cinema? God, no—but you’ll have a blast and a half the entire time, and that’s not nothing. (ADV) Regal, Violet Crown, PG-13, 133 min.

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Sam Elliott gives what may just be the performance of his career in The Hero, a painful yet ultimately hopeful look into the side effects of fading stardom and the hard knocks of aging.

Elliott is Lee Hayden, a one-time Western film star in the twilight of his existence. As Lee faces a grim medical diagnosis, he begins to reconsider his legacy and tries to patch things up with his family, but as his unresolved emotions begin to pile, he grapples with whether or not he’s led a life worth living.

Lee spends his days getting stoned with his former costar Jeremy (Nick Offerman, who previously starred alongside Elliott in the sitcom Parks and Recreation), providing voiceover work for commercials with his deep, booming voice or trying to reconnect with his estranged daughter (Krysten Ritter). When he starts dating a much CONTINUED ON PAGE 101

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Writer/director Brett Haley (I’ll See You in My Dreams) crafted The Hero specifically for Elliott, who is utterly brilliant—all at once effortlessly channeling his own real-world career and the stark sadness of a father who feels he’s failed his child. Even as he’s point-blank confronted with the possibility that he’s only trying to right the past in the face of death, Lee wonders how that could possibly be so bad; he’s not wrong so much as it may be too late.

But still he tries, even as he feels he never lived up to his own promise. This isn’t easy to watch, but it does raise poignant questions, all the while cutting to the very core of universal self-doubt and our innate human need to feel we did OK with whatever limited time we may have had. (ADV) Center for Contemporary Arts, Violet Crown, R, 93 min.

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leather skirt and blend into a corseted, maledominated society as her alter ego, Diana Prince. “How do you fight in this attire?” the warrior unironically asks, donning an outfit that evokes the fashion of the women’s suffrage movement. The scene references the comicbook origins of Wonder Woman, whose creator, psychologist William Moulton Marston, was partly inspired by early-20th-century feminism.

Director Patty Jenkins (Monster) was originally tapped to direct Thor 2 before leaving the Marvel Studios project due to creative differences. For more than a decade, she lobbied to helm a Wonder Woman film, and then got the gig after Michelle MacLaren dropped out. The result is the most grounded of the first four films in the evolving DC Extended Universe. It doesn’t reinvent the superhero origin story; it’s rather formulaic in that regard.

Pine’s able mix of wit and earnestness serves him well as Diana’s sherpa and latent love interest, and Gadot strikes the right balance as an alluring, even playful idealist who relishes the battle but not the war. Wonder Woman isn’t a transcendent movie heroine à la Ellen Ripley from Alien or Imperator Furiosa from Mad Max: Fury Road. But she is seminal, if not singular, in modern superhero cinema. (Neil Morris) Regal, Violet Crown, PG-13, 141 min.

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The long-overdue Wonder Woman film is an origin story that doesn’t shrink from the beauty or brawn of a hero in whom the parallels of ancient mythology and modern superhero fiction become literal.

Diana (Gal Gadot), the precocious daughter of Queen Hippolyta (Connie Nielsen), is a princess of the superhuman Amazons. The all-female tribe, originally created by Zeus to protect mortals, eventually withdrew to the mystical “Paradise Island” of Themyscira to escape man’s wickedness. But mankind interrupts paradise when American soldier and spy Steve Trevor (Chris Pine) crash-lands on Diana’s doorstep, during World War I, with a squadron of Germans in pursuit.

As the far-off factions negotiate an armistice, a rogue German general (Danny Huston) and his maimed, mad chemist (Elena Anaya) concoct a new nerve agent that could tip the balance of the war. Hearing of the cataclysm and motivated by the mythological bedtime stories of her childhood, Diana comes to believe that only she can save the world by leaving Themyscira and vanquishing Ares, the Greek god of war and an enemy of the Amazons.

Arriving in World War I-era London, Diana peruses a new wardrobe to cover her utilitarian

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Are you feeling as daring about romance as I suspect? If so, I’ve composed a provocative note for you to give to anyone you have good reason to believe will be glad to receive it. Feel free to copy it word-for-word or edit it to suit your needs. Here it is: “I want to be your open-hearted explorer. Want to be mine? We can be in foolishly cool drooling devotion to each other’s mighty love power.

We can be in elegant solid-gold allegiance to each other’s genius. Wouldn’t it be fun to see how much liberation we can whip up together? We can play off our mutual respect as we banish the fearful shticks in our bags of tricks. We can inspire each other to reach unexpected heights of brazen intelligence.”

smartly with your personal share of the world’s suffering, and your day-to-day decisions are based more on love than fear. You’re not taking things too personally or too seriously, and you seem better equipped than everyone else to laugh at the craziness that surrounds us.

And even if aliens don’t appear, I bet you will serve as an inspiring influence for more human beings than you realize. Does being a role model sound boring? I hope not. if you regard it as an interesting gift, it will empower you to wield more clout than you’re used to.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You still have a wound that never formed a proper scar. (We’re speaking metaphorically here.) It’s chronically irritated. Never quite right.

Always stealing bits of your attention. Would you like to do something to reduce the distracting power of that annoying affliction? The next 25 days will be a favorable time to seek such a miracle. All the forces of nature and spirit will conspire in your behalf if you formulate a clear intention to get the healing you need and deserve.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In his poem “The Initiate,” Charles Simic speaks of “someone who solved life’s riddles in a voice of an ancient Sumerian queen.” I hope you’re not focused on seeking help and revelations from noble and grandiose sources like that, Gemini. If you are, you may miss the useful cues and clues that come your way via more modest informants. So please be alert for the blessings of the ordinary. As you work on solving your quandaries, give special attention to serendipitous interventions and accidental luck.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): For many years, the Tobe Zoological Park in China housed a “praying panther” named Ato. The large black feline periodically rose up on her hind legs and put her paws together as if petitioning a higher power for blessings. I suggest we make her your spirit ally in the coming weeks. I hope she’ll inspire you to get your restless mind out of the way as you seek to quench your primal needs. With the praying panther as your muse, you should be able to summon previously untapped reserves of your animal intelligence and cultivate an instinctual knack for knowing where to find raw, pristine satisfaction.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do you really have to be the flashy king or charismatic queen of all you survey?

Must all your subjects put on kneepads and prostrate themselves as they bask in your glory? Isn’t it enough for you to simply be the master of your own emotions, and the boss of your own time, and the lord of your own destiny? I’m not trying to stifle your ambition or cramp your enthusiasm; I just want to make sure you don’t dilute your willpower by trying to wield command over too wide a swath. The most important task, after all, is to manage your own life with panache and ingenuity. But I will concede this: The coming weeks will be a time when you can also probably get away with being extra worshiped and adored.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): During the four years he worked on painting the Sistine Chapel, Michelangelo never took a bath. Was he too preoccupied with his masterpiece? Modern artist Pae White has a different relationship with obsession. To create her fabric art pieces, she has spent years collecting more than 3,500 scarves designed by her favorite scarf-maker. Then there’s filmmaker James Cameron, who hired an expert in linguistics to create an entire new language from scratch for the aliens in his movie *Avatar.* In accordance with the astrological omens, Scorpio, I approve of you summoning this level of devotion -- as long as it’s not in service to a transitory desire, but rather to a labor of love that has the potential to change your life for the better for a long time.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions that have been hidden by the answers,” wrote author James Baldwin. Even if you’re not an artist, I encourage you to make that your purpose in the coming weeks. Definitive answers will at best be irrelevant and at worst useless. Vigorous doubt and inquiry, on the other hand, will be exciting and invigorating. They will mobilize you to rebel against any status quos that have been tempting you to settle for mediocrity.

good for another) is in fact so unnatural a phenomenon that it can scarcely repeat itself, the soul being unable to become virgin again and not having energy enough to cast itself out again into the ocean of another’s soul.”

My challenge to you, Aquarius -- in accordance with the astrological omens -- is to prove Joyce wrong. Figure out how to make your soul virgin again so it can cast itself out into the ocean of another’s soul. The next eight weeks will be prime time to achieve that glorious feat.

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Joe Neidhardt, MD and Mary H Roessel, MD are pleased to announce their partnership CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’re in a phase of your cycle when the most useful prophecies are more with Anna Tarnoff, LMHC in a lyrical than logical. So here you go: three enigmatic Holistic Integrative Psychiatry predictions to help stir up the creative ingenuity you’ll and Psychotherapy Practice. need to excel on your upcoming tests. 1. A darling but Addressing treatment resistant stale old hope must shrivel and wane so that a spiky, depression, chronic PTSD, electric new hope can be born. 2. An openness to the anxiety and opioid dependence. potential value of a metaphorical death will be one of your sweetest assets. 3. The best way to cross a border Treatments include EMDR, is not to sneak across bearing secrets but to stride psychedelic psychotherapy across in full glory with nothing to hide. with ketamine and somaticbased therapies for individuals, AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian novelist James Joyce had a pessimistic view about intimate connection. couples and families. Contact Here’s what he said: “Love (understood as the desire of us at 1-505-988-5667.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Years after he had begun his work as a poet, Rainer Maria Rilke confessed that he was still finding out what it took to do his job. “I am learning to VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Dear Hard Worker: Our see,” he wrote. “I don’t know why it is, but everything records indicate that you have been neglecting to allot yourself sufficient time to rest and recharge. In case you enters me more deeply and doesn’t stop where it once had forgotten, you are expected to take regular extended used to.” Given the current astrological omens, you have breaks, during which time it is mandatory to treat your- a similar opportunity, Pisces: to learn more about how to see. It won’t happen like magic. You can’t just sit back self with meticulous care and extreme tenderness.

Please grant yourself an immediate dispensation. Expose passively and wait for the universe to accomplish it for yourself to intensely relaxing encounters with play, fun, you. But if you decide you really would like to be more perceptive -- if you resolve to receive and register more of and pleasure -- or else! No excuses will be accepted. the raw life data that’s flowing towards you -- you will LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If extraterrestrial beings land expand and deepen your ability to see. their space ship on my street and say they want to meet the creatures who best represent our planet, I will volun- Homework: Make a prediction about where you’ll be and what you’ll be doing on January 1, 2020. Testify teer you Libras. Right now, at least, you’re nobler than at Freewillastrology.com. the rest of us, and more sparkly, too. You’re dealing

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STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT IN THE MANNER OF A PETITION FOR CHANGE OF NAME OF Lorie April Gutierrez Case No. D-101-CV-2017-01364 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME TAKE NOTICE that in accordance with the provisions of Sec. 40-8-1 through Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et seq. the Petitioner Lorie April Gutierrez will apply to the Honorable SARAH M. SINGLETON, District Judge of the First Judicial District at the Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 Montezuma Ave., in Santa Fe, New Mexico, at 1:00 p.m. on the 28th day of July, 2017 for an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF NAME from Lorie April Gutierrez to Lori April Gutierrez.

STEPHEN T. PACHECO, District Court Clerk By: Angelica Gonzalez Deputy Court Clerk Submitted by: Lorie April Gutierrez Petitioner, Pro Se

LEGALOF NOTICE RATES: STATE NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE Name Changes: 2 Weeks for $110 + tax FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT NoticeIN toTHE Creditors: 3 Weeks for $135 + tax COURT MATTER OF APlease PETITION CHANGE OF rates. call forFOR all other legal notice NAME OF Ashley Rose Panthera PlusNo.: FREE affidavits!

Case D-101-CV-2017-01978 NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME TAKE NOTICE that DEADLINE: TUESDAY 12 NOON in accordance with the provisions of Sec. 40-8-1 through Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et seq. the Petitioner Ashley Rose Panthera will apply to the Honorable DAVID K. THOMSON, District Judge of the First Judicial District at the Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 Montezuma Ave., in Santa Fe, New Mexico, at 2:15 p.m. on the 25th day of September, 2017 for an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF NAME from Ashley Rose Panthera to Sophia Maria Rose.

STEPHEN T. PACHECO, District Court Clerk By: Victoria Martinez Deputy Court Clerk Submitted by: Ashley R. Panthera Petitioner, Pro Se

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