THIS MODERN WORLD

IT’S SO HOT!

No, but seriously—it’s really hot.

SOME NEW MEXICANS ELIGIBLE FOR $100 FOR GETTING VACCINE BOOSTER BY JUNE 17

What a delightful world we’ve fostered!

AND IN CASE YOU HADN’T HEARD, YOU CAN ENTER THE VACCINE LOTTERY FOR A SHOT AT $5 MILLION

“And the people of New Mexico were thusly bribed to do the right thing,” reads future history text book.

GOV. URGES ALL CITIES, COUNTIES TO BAN RETAIL FIREWORKS—SANTA FE HAS ALREADY DONE SO

Our cats and dogs have their paws crossed that people follow the rules this year. Our toads, lizards and snakes don’t give a shit.

VIDEO FEATURING MAYOR, FUEGO BASEBALL TEAM GENERAL MANAGER PULLED

A League of Their Own is really the more enjoyable baseball film anyway.

E3 GAMING EXPO REVEALS NEWEST TITLES

Start saving up your sick days for 2022 now.

NEW MEXICO GIRL SCOUTS REPORTEDLY HAVE THOUSANDS OF UNSOLD COOKIES

Just hold onto them until cannabis is legal, kids—then strike.

E3 GAMING EXPO REVEALS NEWEST TITLES

READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM

PRINCE OF CATS

&Sons Theatre retells Romeo & Juliet in choose-your-own-adventure style, and yes—that includes the sci-fi world of Capulus Prime.

WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

BACK TO THE PORTAL

Indigenous vendors return to the Palace of the Governors and surrounding area after more than a year away due to COVID-19. You should give them money.