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MAY 22-28, 2019 | Volume 46, Issue 21

NEWS OPINION 5

Catherine Sandoval | Universal Banker I feel that in our small communities, it’s important to know and support each other.

NEWS 7 DAYS, CLAYTOONZ AND THIS MODERN WORLD 5

I’m happy to help!

LEGER LINES 9 Meet the Santa Fe attorney who’s running for Congress in our local CD3 for the seat being vacated by Ben Ray Luján SEEDS OF RESILIENCE 11 The Santa Fe Public Library has a brand-new seed library, so get plantin’ COVER STORY 12 GRAPES EXPECTATIONS New Mexico’s wine industry is about to turn 400, and it’s seeing a renaissance for the occasion

23 ART AND VINTAGES Santa Fe Art Tours’ Elaine Ritchel teams up with a number of galleries to remind us how Canyon Road can totally do digital arts if it wants to, and that wine tastes great and is fun to drink.

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SFR PICKS 17 National Parks and the internet, a sort of silence and so many treasures

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THE CALENDAR 18

CULTURE EDITOR ALEX DE VORE

MUSIC 21

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FUNCTIONAL FAMILY The Blackout Pictures will show up wherever you want ‘em

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A&C 23 ART AND VINTAGES Digital art meets wine tasting on and around Canyon Road 3 QUESTIONS 25

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y r a t e n a l P SFI’s Inter for the moon s t o o h s l n a o v i t a r Festi b e l e c E E R F y a d ! y t i in a  u n e g n i n a m u h f o

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Sat., / Tone Ranger, Lindy Vision, ThatGuy, Itchy-O Sun., / The Lost Aliens, The Sticky, The Family Stone

INTERPLANETARY PANELS

Sat., / Zen and the Art of Space Exploration, Extremophile Cities, Game Design, Building Life From Scratch Sun., / World Building, Time, Diverse Intelligence, Creative Black Futures INTERPLANETARY INSTALLATIONS

Santa Fe Premier Installation of Don Kennell’s “Long View” “Niner Echo Xray” & “Unit Foxtrot Oscar” by Bob Davis Thomas Ashcraft’s “Sky & Culture Pavilion” Installation by ODD CITY

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T H E I N T E R P L A N E TA R Y F E S T I VA L I S M A D E P O S S I B L E B Y T H E M I L L E R O M E G A P R O G R A M .

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Mail letters to PO Box 2306, Santa Fe, NM 87504, deliver to 132 E Marcy St., or email them to editor@sfreporter.com. Letters (no more than 200 words) should refer to specific articles in the Reporter. Letters will be edited for space and clarity.

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And btw, an apology from SFR to those men and women would be the right thing to do.

TREY BERNDT SANTA FE

7 DAYS, MAY 15:

ACTING OUT, MAY 15:

“COPS GET NEW CLUBHOUSE”

“SEEING HERSELF OUT”

NOT FUNNY I usually enjoy the 7 Days column and the Reporter, but the item on “Anonymous Investors Loan $360,000 to offset Fraternal Order of Police Lodge Tax Debt” was over the top snarky, mean-spirited, and immature.

What exactly is wrong with private money (not public funds) being used to help our city’s police officers and retired officers have a hang out place, where they can have a cold beer with some colleagues and chill out? The Reporter has no idea how these anonymous investors may choose to use their own money to support other charitable works, so how is it that you get to judge them?

I suppose this means that SFR is also opposed to VFW halls? Please, let’s hear your position on combat veterans getting a chance to chill out with a friend and a cold one. Is that a waste of money as well?

With this sort of attitude, it’s no wonder our SFPD officers are leaving for Albuquerque or Rio Rancho, where they can get more respect, better pay, and more affordable housing.

Maybe you SFR guys need a club house of your own, where you could relax, think a lot harder about what community really means, and maybe work up a small bit of compassion for those men and women who come running

INJECT YOURSELF It was refreshing to read a review of local theater that did not critique the writing, the interpretation or the overall performance of the actors, or decide whether the costumes and sets were appropriate. Instead you discussed the production as it was perceived by an audience member. A theater piece should be judged—if that’s even the right word—on its ability to engage the audience.

I also enjoyed your in-kind comments on Uncle Vanya and likewise believe that our community should embrace more performance art that is experimental, interactive or, as you put it, really weird shit. In order to have a thriving theater community, we need to be inclusive and positive about classic pieces and the contemporary version of the art in all its related forms and expressions.

Thank you for keeping us open-minded as well as informed.

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DOMINO’S PIZZA COMING TO FORMER KFC BUILDING ON ST. FRANCIS We know how this town feels about peeeeeetza. (We kinda miss you, Suzie.)

“MILKSHAKING” HATEFUL POLITICIANS BECOMES A THING IN THE UK Good. Good.

LAWYERS SAY NEW MEXICO IS STILL UNFAIRLY ADMINISTERING FOOD STAMP PROGRAM Which is weird, because the state is usually so on top of things.

It’s mostly only wei rd in Santa Fe ... mostly ...

TWO DAYS LATER, SNOW FALLS As it does every year around this time, and we’re pretty sick of your “Only in Santa Fe!” posts, Becky!!!

BUREAU OF ECONOMIC ANALYSIS SAYS NEW MEXICO LOW FOR INCOME GROWTH We are?! And here we thought all our friends and loved ones were just faking being underpaid and without access to care to seem interesting.

THOUSANDS RIDE IN CHILLY SANTA FE CENTURY Bike-cicles. Swish!

HERSHEY’S RELEASES EMOJI BAR, ALTERING ITS ICONIC LOOK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS EXISTENCE We just hope the baby boomers survive this affront to a thing they know.

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TONIGHT FRIDAY, MAY 24 | 5:30–8 pm

2019 LIVING TREASURES ARTIST CELEBRATION Mateo Romero and Diego Romero (Cochiti Pueblo)

Museum of Indian Arts and Culture | Museum Hill Tickets: $150 per person.

For tickets contact Celeste Guerrero: (505) 982-6366 ext. 116 or celeste@museumfoundation.org Photo Courtesy of Cara Romero

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, MAY 25 & 26

NATIVE TREASURES ART MARKET Santa Fe Community Convention Center Over 200 invited artists offering jewelry, pottery, sculpture, two-dimensional art, fashion, carvings, basketry, beadwork and textiles. All Native Treasures programs benefit the Museum of Indian Arts and Culture exhibitions and education programs.

Saturday: Early Bird Shopping: 9–10 am · $40 Includes full Saturday and Sunday entry.

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Paintings by Mateo Romero. Pottery by Diego Romero. Photos Courtesy of Cara Romero.

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A Q&A with the most underrated candidate for CD3: Teresa Leger Fernandez

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n a race against a crowded field that includes a famous former spy outed by the Bush administration, it can be tough to stand out. Teresa Leger Fernandez hopes her policies and her connection to the region, along with some experience in theater, will do it for her in the Democratic primary race for New Mexico’s 3rd Congressional District next year against Valerie Plame and Marco Serna, among others. A Latina lawyer who represents tribal governments at Santa Febased Leger Law & Strategy, Leger says that she knows the people of this community and understands their concerns, and has experience finding solutions. She also played a pivotal role in getting Santa Fe to hold its first ranked-choice election, and was vice-chair of President Obama’s Advisory Council for Historic Preservation. She agreed to sit down with SFR to chat about her campaign. This interview has been edited for length and clarity.

SFR: What’s your Santa Fe story?

I moved here when I was 17. I graduated from West Las Vegas High School and moved to Santa Fe so I could work and earn money to pay for college. So literally I moved here the Saturday after I graduated and worked here with Jerry Ortiz y Pino, who is now a [state] senator. I did a little internship there, and then after that I worked as a secretary or as a waitress for the Pink Adobe, in the Dragon Room. I then got into Yale. And I would always go to Yale, and come back and work at the Pink Adobe.

And you got your law degree from Yale too?

No, I got my undergraduate degree from Yale, and then I came back to New Mexico and did teatro, theater, which was really great. … In those days, there really were not Latinos on stage, and our stories were not being put on stage. So it was a theater company that was putting on original Spanish, New Mexico playwrights. I always had this big interest in

culture, art, and the important role that culture plays in maintaining community and sense of place. So I came back and did theater for a year and went to graduate school. But somebody who knew me better than I did said that I would be a better lawyer than a graduate student. He was right. I was great at law, it just clicked. I was meant to be an advocate, so I went to Stanford Law School.

What were you doing in grad school before?

I was at UT Austin doing economic development and planning. Then I came home and was looking for a job, and was lucky enough to get hired at the Nordhaus Law Firm. They represent tribes, and a lot of their work that I have done with tribes and pueblos over the years was in economic development. So I had this graduate work in economic development planning. I kind of put it together as an advocate as well as the economic development background.

And that’s a lot of the work I’ve done, not just for tribes but in other areas for New Mexico as well.

If we’re going to fix something, let’s fix it so it creates opportunity.

-Teresa Leger Fernandez

You’ve pushed for a ranked-choice voting system in the past. How did that issue get on your radar and why do you think it’s important?

I do voting rights act litigation as well as advocacy. I’ve had several pieces of legislation to increase access to the polls, including getting early voting places where they were not providing early voting in the past, and I do the voting rights act issues for redistricting. And I win those cases every 10 years. … So Fair Vote and some other organizations that care about good governance came to me

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and said, ‘You know the city of Santa Fe, the voters of Santa Fe, passed this charter amendment.’ Not a law, a charter amendment. That’s the constitution of the city. And they passed it 10 years ago, and the city refused to implement it, always coming up with a reason not to. And they said, ‘Can we do something about this?’ and I said: ‘You bet we can.

We can sue ’em.’ … And we won. We took it up to the Supreme Court. … When voters vote for something, and they vote it into law and the constitution, you need to respect that. You need to respect elections. And the second thing is, ranked choice elections make a lot of sense. It is a much better way of doing elections.

What are the signature issues of your platform for Congress?

There’s so many: I believe that we have an existential crisis in climate change, and we need to address that. But the way we address climate change, we can actually look to creating opportunities in terms of economic development, environmental justice, economic justice and other things so we are building solutions to other things. I’m in favor of the Green New Deal, but what I’m going to talk about is, how does that impact New Mexico? Some of the solutions to climate change will create jobs for New Mexico; will create jobs for this district.

It’s all-encompassing?

It’s all-encompassing. If we’re going to fix something, let’s fix it so it creates opportunity. That’s a very large part of my platform. We need to bring 21stcentury infrastructure to Northern New Mexico. Our broadband is pretty darn skinny. We can’t do the things we need to do in today’s economy if we don’t have fast, affordable access to broadband. [And] women’s issues. I could go on, but those are just two.

Given what’s happened this week, I think we all deserve to be angry.

Regarding the abortion bills?

Yeah. But I also believe, in addition to saying, ‘We need to respect a woman’s right to decide what to do with regards to these very sensitive issues around her own reproductive decisions,’ we also need to fully fund those facilities like Planned Parenthood. We have to support La Familia [Medical Center] because they’re providing access for low-income women for reproductive counseling, to medical care. … And it’s not just abortion; it’s those other aspects of reproductive healthcare that we need to have access to—cervical cancer screenings, preventive care—all of those things women need to have access to, and it needs to be funded.

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Santa Fe Extension Master Gardenrs organize this community herb garden and the new seed library.

Seeds of Resilience

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ith hundreds of tiny white petals clustered atop long green stems, the flowers of D Carota Sativus, the common domesticated carrot, look nearly identical to Queen Anne’s Lace, the white blooms of the carrot’s wild cousin, Daucus Carota.

Because carrots are biennials, meaning they bloom only every other year, few home gardeners are likely to know what the plant looks like when it flowers unless the tuber was left in the ground with the intention of saving its seeds at the end two full growing seasons. This is precisely what the founders of Santa Fe’s newly launched public seed library hope to encourage.

The art of seed-saving, once a common and necessary practice among subsistence farmers and backyard veggie-patchers, was nearly forgotten in the wake of industrial agriculture’s genetically modified seeds designed to last no more than a single season and the convenience of seed packets sold in grocery stores and nurseries to small-scale farmers and athome gardeners. SFR previously reported that researchers estimate 75% of the world’s seed diversity in food crops has been lost in less than a century—a worrisome fact considering scientists have also shown regionally adapted crop varieties and heirloom seeds to be far more resilient to unpredictable weather patterns than their mass-produced counterparts.

Yet as communities become aware of the importance of preserving and expanding the genetic diversity within

our regional food systems, the rise in popularity of seed libraries across the country and organizations such as the Rocky Mountain Seed Alliance signal the resurgence of the age-old practice of saving seed. The new seed library at the Santa Fe Public Library’s Southside Branch is one of them.

“It makes a lot of sense for seed exchanges to be happening at public libraries,” says Brita Souer, the library services director at the Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch, who started the Santa Fe seed library in collaboration with the Santa Fe Extension Master Gardeners, a volunteer-run organization that educates the public about gardening. “Libraries have always been the place where sharing of knowledge happens. As a cultural resource, seeds have as much cultural and biological information as a book.”

Souer started a seed library in Albuquerque five years ago and announced the intention to start one here soon after she moved to Santa Fe. The timing was perfect, says Christine Salem, a member of the SFEMG’s Seed Stewards project. “We were just considering how to start a seed library in Santa Fe ourselves. We were so excited to partner with the public library and provide the educational component to the project.”

On a shelf to the left of the library entrance, the seeds are held in boxes of brown paper envelopes, each carefully labeled. A library card isn’t required to check out seed packets, but borrowers are asked to log the seeds, take no more than five packets per person and save the seeds from some of the plants they grow to return to the library’s collection. Even-

Santa Fe’s new seed library hopes to foster resilience of local food systems tually, says Souer, “the hope is to create a collection that is made up of seeds adapted to this area.”

Packets are marked with the level of difficulty in saving seed from plants grown at home. A green sticker indicates plants that are self-pollinating and easy for beginners, yellow stickers include biennials, such as carrots and insectpollinated plants that must be grown with care so that they do not cross-pollinate.

Red stickers mark plants that are windpollinated and require advanced seed-

saving methods. Members of the SFEMG are at the Southside Library Branch from 1-4 pm on Saturday afternoons to answer questions and give further planting advice.

Souer and Salem recommend that participants keep detailed journals if they plan to return seeds so that staff can vet the quality and likelihood of cross-pollination. The library only accepts donations of seed grown without the use of pesticides or chemical fertilizers and does not accept hybrids or GMO varieties.

Since March, the seed library has distributed nearly 500 packets.

Souer tells SFR she hopes the seed library will help combat future food insecurity and food deserts that could become a more pressing issue as the Southside continues to expand.

Salem says that the seed library also supports local traditions. “There’s a real cultural aspect to saving seed in New Mexico. There are seed stories that go along with the practice,” says Salem.

“Maybe the story includes how that seed expressed itself, where it came from; maybe this seed is one that has been grown by your family for generations.

Maybe the story includes words from an Indigenous language. It’s about awareness of food systems and seed sovereignty, but also literally about going back to our roots and remembering how we got to where we are.”

The Southside library hosts a plant swap this weekend, where participants are welcome to bring and trade extra starts from their gardens and house plant clippings. Future events include a drip irrigation class on June 5 and seed-saving workshops towards the end of the growing season; find out more at the “events” section at santafelibrary.org.

PLANT SWAP

Seeds are available for the taking at the Southside Library.

10:30 am-noon Saturday May 25. Free.

Santa Fe Public Library Southside Branch, 6599 Jaguar Drive, 955-2820

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Expectations COURTESY NOISY WATER WINERY

Noisy Water Winery’s recently acquired Gruet Winery’s flagship vineyard in Engle.

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wines may be our state’s best-kept secret.

But not for long.”

While many are relatively unknown outside the state, New Mexico wines are as diverse as its landscape. As the state approaches its 400th anniversary of viticulture, growers, producers and trade groups are preparing for their time in the spotlight.

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am a relatively new New Mexican, bidding adieu to the rolling wheat fields and lush vineyards of another adopted home, Walla Walla, Washington, just over two years ago. In Walla Walla, I wrote about winemakers and, unwittingly, even found myself growing wine grapes.

Upon moving to Santa Fe, a friend in the wine industry told me to be sure to visit Gruet Winery’s then-new tasting room.

I had always assumed, due to the wide distribution of its ubiquitous bubbles, that Gruet was produced in California. I had a little jaw-drop moment learning that not only is the winery in New Mexico, but that its NV Blanc de Noirs sparkling wine earned the #43 spot on Wine Spectator’s 2011 “Top 100 Wines of the World” list and had been named “one of America’s greatest wine buys” by renowned British wine critic Jancis Robinson.

“How is this possible?” I wondered.

New Mexico didn’t fit the picture of what I considered wine country. These days, it hovers toward the middle on the list of America’s wine-producing states. But, at one time, it was number one, and thanks to industry frontrunners such as Gruet, New Mexico wine is blooming once again.

“No one in the wine world thinks they’re missing out on anything from New Mexico because they’re not really paying attention,” says Chris Goblet, executive director of nonprofit New Mexico Wine, an organization dedicated to promotion and education. “New Mexico

Chris Goblet of New Mexico Wine.

California is, by far, dry, rock-studded soil, and the largest wine grape wineries were producing No one producer in the US, over a million gallons of distantly followed by wine. in the wine Washington State, But, as any wine world thinks New York, Pennlover, and especially sylvania and Orany grape-grower they’re missing out egon. But for the knows, a good on anything from New largesse of other grape comes at Mexico because they’re states’ producthe pleasure of tion numbers, Mother Nature. not really paying New Mexico Just as the state’s attention. wine industry was boasts something -Chris Goblet, booming, she threw no other state can: executive director, down her gauntlet: BeIt was the first.

New Mexico Wine tween 1880 and 1910, Nearly 400 years ago, there were seven droughts and in 1629, two monks accomseven floods of the Rio Grande. Just like panying a Spanish colonial constituent that, 30 years of bad weather destroyed from Mexico planted the first grape 250 years of viticultural diligence. vines in the country. These vines, imThe few vines that survived ported from Spain, found their roots were carefully tended to and, by the at the San Antonio de Padua Mission 1940s, New Mexico had bootstrapped just south of Socorro—178 years before itself back up to one of the top five Thomas Jefferson sought to establish wine-producing states. Until Motha vineyard in Monticello, Virginia, and er Nature again intervened in the late 140 years before California saw its first 1940s with another massive flood. What plantings. Near the banks of the Rio remained of the commercial wine inGrande, the monks’ vines thrived; by dustry never recovered, and with 1880, over 3,000 acres of grapes one last gasp, New Mexico wine were growing in New Mexico’s

New Mexico’s wine industry readies for a historic celebration

European investors eager to put down roots in a place where an acre of land went for pennies on the dollar compared to California’s had an ear out for news from New Mexico; its growing conditions were said to have much in common with the great old-world wine regions of Champagne, Chablis, Burgundy, Bordeaux and the southern Rhône valley: dry, with rocky, calcium-rich soil. Between 1982 and 1983, 2,200 acres of vineyards were planted around Las Cruces alone.

As word of these investments spread, it turned the heads of two people who would change New Mexico’s wine industry: Hervé Lescombes and Gilbert Gruet.

In 1981, Lescombes, a fifth-generation winemaker, left the successful Domaine de Perignon winery in Burgundy, France, to plant vines in New Mexico. Lescombes was quick to find success, bottling his first vintage in 1984. Perfecting his craft over the next 25 years, the winery grew and, in 2009, his 2007 Lescombes Cabernet Franc won the San Francisco Chronicle Wine Competition’s prestigious Red Sweepstake triple-gold award. The next

generation of Lescombes, Emmanuel and Florent, now manage Southwest Wines, a 500,000-gallon capacity winery in Deming, producing DH Lescombes, St. Clair and five additional labels. These wines are distributed in over 40 states, adorning the racks of retail giants such as Costco.

Another Frenchman, Gruet, was hot on Lescombes’ heels. In 1984, Gruet, whose Champagne house Gruet et Fils

in Bethon, France, was founded in 1952, planted his first vineyard in New Mexico.

As the vines flourished, two of his four children, Laurent and Nathalie, relocated to New Mexico, launching the family’s “French roots, American dreams” adventure. Gruet is now known nationwide as a dependable producer of fine sparkling wine, made in traditional Methode Champenoise fashion. As Gruet’s awards JOY GODFREY

became another story for the history books.

What did recover was the unassailable spirit of determined farmers.

“Four hundred years of struggle is the inside joke of New Mexico’s wine industry,” says Goblet. “But growing wine is a struggle no matter what; we’ve just experienced a longer struggle than most.”

Undeterred by history, in the mid-1970s, small, family-owned wineries began producing commercially.

These included La Viña Winery, on our side of the El Paso area and the oldest continually operating winery in New Mexico, and La Chiripada Winery in Dixon, which planted cold-hardy French-hybrid vines in 1977.

In 1978, the industry received a boost when a government-sponsored study deemed New Mexico’s soil and climate favorable to these newly created hybrid grape varietals.

The successes of these brave producers and news of New Mexico’s growing conditions traveled quickly.

Crossing an ocean didn’t take long, and suddenly, New Mexico found itself again in the game of wine.

Gruet Winery’s Gilbert Grand Reserve. Good stuff.

piled up, including a 2004 trophy at the International Wine & Spirits Competition in London for its 1997 Blanc de Blancs, the larger wine world took notice.

In 2014, Gruet formed a sales and marketing partnership with Seattle-based wine distribution powerhouse Precept Wines, ensuring its continued growth.

Back to the ’80s, it wasn’t just French vignerons taking note of New Mexico’s ripe terroir and climate. Soon, the “wild Southwest” was flooded with Old World experts from Germany to Italy looking for opportunity in the New World of wine.

Far different from the tree-dotted, rolling hills of California’s low-altitude wine regions, New Mexico’s elevated landscapes are mostly bone-dry and, in places, seem to support little more than desert scrub and subterranean lairs of prairie dogs and tarantulas. But grape vines are hardy creatures, and many thrive in conditions disagreeable to other plants: a magic formula of elevation, soil and climate.

New Mexico’s vineyards range from 400 to 6,700 feet in elevation. These altitudes force grapes to grow thicker skins, helping to concentrate flavor and protecting the fruit from sunburn, enzyme attack and fungal diseases. New Mexico’s rocky, sometimes sandy soils provide excellent drainage, safeguarding delicate root systems from rot. The dry climate also assists in deterring rot, as well as the pests that plague vineyards in more humid locales. A final ingredient in New Mexico’s magic grapevine formula is the state’s diurnal flux; hot days to cold nights, which affect growing regions from north to south. Such extreme fluctuations in temperatures promote sugar accumulation in fruit with daytime heat, while cool nights tame acidity.

Grape vines also thrive with careful restriction on the amount of water they receive. The more water, the larger the berry; the larger the berry, the less intense the flavor. Over-watered grapes are considered flabby, so creative water restriction and yielding small, tight clusters of fruit is a bit of an art form in itself.

This is the key to creating wines that reflect the nuances of the terroir and climate from which they are born.

New Mexico’s unique history, geology and geography combine to nurse a stunning array of grape varietals. There are the usual favorites such as cabernet sauvignon, chardonnay and merlot, but also viognier, syrah, riesling, cabernet franc, petit verdot, malbec, gewurztraminer, tempranillo, Norton, mourvedre, feteasca and chambourcin (informally called “New Mexico pinot”).

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Thanks to Paolo D’Andrea of Luna Rossa Winery in Deming, one of the largest grape growers and wineries in the state, Italian varietals are also common. D’Andrea originally came from Italy to New Mexico in 1986 to manage the vineyards of those early European investors. Now, as the largest supplier of grapes in New Mexico, he offers everything from the better-known sangiovese to less common fruit such as dolcetto, nebbiolo, refosco and aglianico. Case in point, Luna Rossa currently has in production a sparkling ribolla gialla. Grown most prominently in the Friuli-Venezia Giulia region of northeast Italy, bordering Slovenia, the white grape sees very little production in the US. Most regions don’t have the climate to support it—but it, like many other grapes that don’t grow well in colder, wetter states, has flourished in New Mexico.

Today, New Mexico has more than 45 wineries, and over 1,200 acres of vineyard, producing nearly 1.4 million cases of wine annually. The majority of these wineries are small-production, giving them the flexibility to work with the breadth of varietals at hand. Their deftness at doing so is attracting the attention of the broader industry, from wine critics to distributors, as is the creativity from which they approach growing business and community.

At Ruidoso’s Noisy Water Winery, president and winemaker Jasper Riddle pays homage to the larger producers who set the stage for New Mexico’s wine bloom.

“When I started 10 years ago, the New Mexico wine industry had a ton of potential, thanks to the ‘big boys’ that have been massive champions for our industry,” says Riddle. “But back then, people were not working together as much as they could have been, and that has changed— there’s a unity now, within the industry, to get New Mexico wines on the map versus fighting over whose wine is better, espe-

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Noisy Water’s Jasper Riddle says the New Mexico wine industry is on an uptick.

cially over the past three to four years.

There are a lot of bridges being built, and that’s super encouraging.”

Riddle’s insight into issues such as pricing have helped him grow Noisy Water from 1,000 cases per year to 40,000.

“We were afraid to ask for a price point reflecting the value of the wine,” he explains of the early days. That’s no longer the case.

Noisy Water is also growing thanks to out-of-state wine competition awards and a high score, 92, for his 2016 Reserve Cabernet Sauvignon from respected industry critic James Suckling.

The opening of various tasting rooms across New Mexico is another factor in Noisy Water’s success. With six locations in four cities, Riddle understands what

buyers in different areas prefer. Santa Fe, for example, has different needs than Cloudcroft or Ruidoso.

“People come to the Ruidoso location to buy wine as there’s really no other place to do so, whereas in Santa Fe, people want to be able to sit, relax and enjoy it as sort of a hybrid wine bar,” Riddle tells SFR. “Now that we’ve identified that, and had a chance to adjust to that style, we’ve had really strong growth.”

Riddle is also working to grow the industry as a whole, serving on the board of New Mexico Wine and taking on additional efforts, including working with the governor’s office to build programs for potential internships within New Mexico’s craft beverage industries.

“New Mexico talent will hopefully

stay and help cultivate the craft industry as a whole—culinary, brewers, distillers, farmers. That’s the next step we are working together to push: training and keeping people here to elevate New Mexico’s food and beverage culture. There is tremendous momentum right now.”

Riddle’s efforts earned him recognition as the US Small Business Administration’s 2018 New Mexico Small Business Person of the Year, and second runner-up for its national title.

Momentum within New Mexico’s wine industry is also felt, and buoyed, by other boutique producers such as Jaramillo Vineyards in Belen. Started in 2003 as a hobby of wine-loving airline pilot Robert Jaramillo and his wife Barb, word of the quality of wine coming from their small vineyard quickly spread. With awards earned locally and in national competitions, including awards four years running at the San Francisco Chronicle Wine Competition, the vineyard has grown from half an acre to 10 acres.

“Robert grows 95% of our grapes,” Barb says, “giving him almost total control of the entire process.”

In August 2018, the Jaramillos opened a tasting room in downtown Belen, spurring further growth. Located on the ground floor of a historic 1909 hotel that was purchased and refurbished by a family member, locals and club members have enjoyed having a place to sample locally made wines.

“Our goal is to market the majority of our wine in New Mexico,” Barb continues. “People like to eat local and drink local. They like to know who they are buying product from, and are willing to pay a couple of extra dollars to do so.”

The opening of the tasting room has also been a study in how small business aids in community revitalization. Realizing most businesses weren’t open on Sundays, Barb reached out to the mayor, city council and neighboring small businesses in Belen. Convincing them of the impor-

Jaramillos plan to release two wines, a white and a red, their bottles and labels designed by the artist.

“It’s going to help the whole New Mexico wine industry because it’s so big and new and different,” says Barb. “I think it’s going to help Belen, too.”

As these smaller producers continue to push forward and the big ones keep growing, there is one person in New Mexico with a long-term plan to make sure the state’s wines find their place in a crowded market.

Goblet, at New Mexico Wine, assists members and the industry through education, legislation and marketing.

Under the tagline “Viva Vino,” Goblet harnesses his previous experience as head of the New Mexico Brewers Guild to leverage the accessibility of and attention to New Mexico wine, especially

Barb and Robert Jaramillo are working with artist Judy Chicago in Belen.

Chicago designed the labels for a special vintage, proceeds from which will go to her museum.

as he kicks off the countdown to the 400-year celebration.

“I like the idea of dreaming big for what should be the big biggest celebration of wine in the Southwest,” says Goblet.

To prepare, he’s working with the state to ensure legisla legislation that benefits the indus industry, which generates an estimated $100 million a year for the state’s economy and sup supports more than 7,000 jobs.

These have inin cluded establishing a “reciprocity law,” allowing wineries to serve cider and beer (and vice versa); lob lobbying for the approval of private celebration permits, allowing wineries to host pri private events such as weddings; and bottle service which, begin beginning July 1, allows bottles purchased in a winery or tasting room to be re-corked and taken home.

Despite such successes, all agree there are still hurdles to overcome before anthe big 400-year an niversary. One of the biggest is highway signage.

“New Mexico is a Gobbig, rural state,” Gob let points out. “We depend on signage to get people to the front doors of wineries.”

Barb Jaramillo agrees. “There are esmany places that could benefit from it, es pecially directional signage in small towns where GPS might not work as well,” she says. Until that time, she’s working to get her own billboard placed on I-25, hoping to attract some of the thousands of drivers passing through Belen each day.

Another issue is the reluctance of restaurants to adopt New Mexico wines on their menus.

“Our main focus now is to gain the attention and respect of New Mexico’s own tourism and culinary scene,” says Goblet. “The restaurant market and Santa Fe market are two of our biggest obstacles.

If we can prove ourselves to them, we can prove ourselves to a national market. We have a ‘wow’ factor outside of our own tiny © JUDY CHICAGO/ARTISTS RIGHTS SOCIETY (ARS), NEW YORKPHOTO © DONALD WOODMAN/ARS, NEW YORK

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tance of Sunday drivers, some attractions, such as Belen’s Harvey House Museum, are now open the entire weekend. Her persistence has paid off.

“Since opening the tasting room, we’re going from 850 cases last year to 1,200 to 1,500 cases this year,” Barb tells SFR, adding: “And this is before the Judy Chicago thing.”

The “Judy Chicago thing” stems from the recent controversy which erupted over a proposal to open a museum dedicated to the art of iconic feminist artist Chicago, who has called Belen home for the past 27 years. Conservative members of the community rejected the idea of what they called “pornographic” art being displayed in their small town.

“What we realized,” Barb says, “is that we didn’t need permission to open anything, we just needed money. This museum could be an amazing thing for Belen, so we just went for it.”

The Jaramillos helped to organize a community fundraiser, raising $35,000 for Chicago’s Through the Flower nonprofit, which will manage an art space dedicated to the work of Chicago, her husband, photographer Donald Woodman, and other New Mexico artists. Inspired, Barb approached Chicago with the idea of creating a Judy Chicago-branded wine, a portion of the proceeds of which would also support Through the Flower Art Space. Chicago agreed and, come July, the

Festivals are likely the best way to taste your way through New Mexico’s unique viticultural offerings: Albuquerque Wine Festival: May 25-27 Balloon Fiesta Park nmwine.com Las Cruces Wine Festival: May 25-27 Southern New Mexico State Fair and Rodeo nmwine.com Santa Fe Wine Festival: July 6-7 El Rancho de las Golondrinas golondrinas.org Silver City Wine Festival: July 13-14 Gough Park nmwine.com Santa Fe Wine & Chile Fiesta September 22-29 Various locations santafewineandchile.org

universe; we just need to be able to get out there.”

Noisy Water’s Riddle agrees, and points out that “New Mexico is doing a good job of embracing craft in our state by starting to put it on menus where, three to five years ago, it was a much harder fight.

Product quality has a lot to do with that, and ours has improved exponentially in the past decade.”

It’s a reciprocity thing, Goblet explains.

“The more we can do to support the industry, the more our industry can do to support tourism, the culinary scene, and all of the other things that make visiting New Mexico such a beautiful experience,” he says. “What’s nice about being under the radar is our winemakers can take the time to get to know people. We can sit down and have a conversation here, there is still a human quality to the craft.”

But, as down-home as it may be, Goblet and the winemakers of New Mexico are looking forward to using the upcoming anniversary as a vehicle to expand the industry beyond its current mom-andpop perception.

Unencumbered by the affectations of better-known viticulture regions and with a historic celebration on the horizon, New Mexico wine is poised to once again come into its prime.

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HELP COMPUTER Love it, hate it or try to ignore it altogether like my parents do, the internet is very real and now an inextricable part of our lives. In some ways, this is wonderful (so many cat videos!), in others, it’s pretty awful (so long, anonymity).

But still, it’s a powerful tool, and one that has shaped and will continue to shape how we live, think, work and exist. Writer Nicholas Carr knows this, and he’s studied it extensively. Like, to the point that he’s written books about the internet and everything. Find Carr speaking on how the net might shape our current and future lives as part of the School for Advanced Research’s Creative Thought Forum series at the James A Little Theatre. Bet you learn something. (Alex De Vore) Nicholas Carr: Minds in the Net: The Journey from Page to Screen: 6:30 pm Thursday May 23. $10-$20. James A Little Theatre, 1060 Cerrillos Road, 476-6429.

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MUSIC FRI/24 SILENCE/UN-SILENCE If you’ve missed out on the Dovetail Orchestra before now, allow us to fill you in: The band rules. Led by prolific multi-instrumentalist Ross Hamlin, the group has provided live music and sound effects to snippets of old silent movies, and each performance thus far has been a blast.

Next up, however, Hamlin not only fleshes out the crew, adding vocalists and new instruments into the mix, but he closes in on a single topic— an episode of the soap opera Guiding Light.

Operatic elements are reportedly on the table alongside whatever goofs and gaffes Dovetail is working on as we speak. Trust us, it’s worth it.

(ADV) Dovetail Orchestra: The Marriage of Ivory: 7 pm Friday May 24. $10-$15. SITE Santa Fe, 1606 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1199.

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EVENT SAT/25 ALL THAT GLITTERS When in search of showings from some of the best and most popular Native artists currently creating art, jewelry, beadwork, pottery, fashion and more, one need look no further than Native Treasures. The gathering spearheaded each year by the Museum of New Mexico Foundation goes down this weekend, and something like 200 creators are scheduled to be in attendance.

This runs the gamut from traditional to contemporary, known artists to newcomers—and all points in between. Find something special for the collection, or simply check out the artistry, just go and be amazed. (ADV) Native Treasures: 10 am-5 pm Saturday May 25 and 9 am-4 pm Sunday May 26. $10-$40.

Santa Fe Community Convention Center, 201 W Marcy St., 955-6590.

ART OPENING FRI/24

Wide-Open Spaces Dreams take the shape of a place out West Cody Brothers drives a lot. Not only does he love the American West, the landscape in which he was raised, but in 2016 he was awarded a $70,000 Imagine Your Parks grant from the National Endowment for the Arts to celebrate the centennial of the National Parks System—so he set out on the road to take film photographs of public lands.

He references the wide-open Western landscapes being like the wide-open music he loves. When SFR asked what he listens to when he drives, he does not hesitate: “I’m a huge U2 fan. … They have that sound that reminds me of this part of the country.”

There is indeed a sweeping, orchestral quality to Brothers’ photographs in The Forgotten Horizon, an exhibition sponsored by the National Parks Conservation Association. A fan of the NPS since childhood, Brothers says, when he went to parks as a child in the ‘70s, “about the only thing you would see in the visitor’s center were black and white pictures; Ansel Adams or Paul Strand or Edward Weston. I would look at those pictures and tell my grandpa, ‘I wanna go there.’ It was one of those things that attracted me to the parks—the photographs.”

He lived away from New Mexico as a teen and an adult on the East Coast and in Texas, but, he says, “every time I came home, I just felt that feeling of, ‘This is where I’m supposed to be.’” And when he saw that the NPS would celebrate its centennial in 2016, he knew he wanted to be a part of it. He was one of 51 people (out of approximately 2,000 contenders) awarded an NEA grant in honor of the occasion.

We wonder if familiarity can breed contempt; we ask, even after growing up out West, what it is that still makes him want to photograph it.

“I just—” he laughs, then continues a bit dreamily: “I love it so.”

He goes on, “There’s so many things about being here that appeal to me; not only my creative eye, but my soul.

I love music that’s real wide-open. I’m the same way with the big horizon, the big sky, the cloud formations, the rock formations—it’s just part of me.”

(Charlotte Jusinski) CODY BROTHERS: THE FORGOTTEN HORIZON 5 pm Friday May 24. Free.

Through June 19. Modernist Frontier Gallery, 714 Canyon Road, 557-6896

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WED/22 BOOKS/LECTURES DHARMA TALK BY ROBERT WILDER Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 A talk by author Wilder, entitled: "The Not-Know-It-All: The Struggle of Not-Knowing."

The evening begins with a 15-minute meditation, so please arrive by 5:20 pm. A donation to the speaker is respectfully invited.

5:30-6:30 pm, free GOLD: FROM THE BIG BANG TO THE AMAZON FOREST Santa Fe Community College 6401 Richards Ave., 428-1000 Join Los Alamos National Laboratory Director Emeritus Terry Wallace as he explores the beauty of the cosmic and tectonic journey that gold has taken and the spell it has cast over humankind.

7 pm, free

DANCE 505 DANCE LAB Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Perfect for beginners to work through essential lindy hop and tango movements, and great for returning dancers to continue to refine their technique.

7 pm, $5

Eeeee, get down to Madrid if you love p-dogs. Or even if you don’t love p-dogs (you monster). Metallo Gallery hosts its ninth annual In Microscale this weekend; go see what more than 60 artists can do with just 36 cubic inches! (And small paintings often means small prices, so bring your wallet.) See full listing, page 20.

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5:30 pm, free GEEKS WHO DRINK Second Street Brewery (Railyard) 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 989-3278 Pub quiz!

8 pm, free HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things with guides from the New Mexico History Museum.

10:15 am, $15 INTRODUCTION TO ZEN Mountain Cloud Zen Center 7241 Old Santa Fe Trail, 988-4396 Everyone is welcome, newcomers and experienced practitioners alike.

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AVANT-GARLAND MAKING Museum of Interactive Art Shidoni, 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 670-2118 Glue magazine images together over string to make an avant-garland, plus explore many more activities.

9 am-5 pm, $5 ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS ORIENTATION Santa Fe Community College 6401 Richards Ave., 428-1000 Do you or does someone you know want to learn English as a second language? Look into an intensive four-week ESL session June 3-27. New students must attend an orientation session. For more information, call 428-1356.

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MUSIC BRING YOUR OWN VINYL NIGHT Santa Fe Brewing Company Brakeroom 510 Galisteo St., 780-8648 Bring your favorite records and spin 'em in public. Or, if you're like us and own records but no turntable, maybe finally listen to them, huh?

7 pm, free DANIEL MURPHY Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Americana and rock.

8 pm, free GREG SCHLOTTHAUER Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free MATTHEW ANDRAE Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Rhythmic covers and originals of a folky bent on guitalele.

6 pm, free OPEN MIC NIGHT Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua FrĂ­a St. Signups start at 6:30 pm.

7 pm, free PAT MALONE El MesĂłn 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Solo jazz guitar.

7 pm, free ROAD HOUSE PROPHETS La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Honky-tonk and Western.

7:30 pm, free SLOAN ARMITAGE Social Kitchen & Bar 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Folk, Americana and R&B. 7 pm, free

THU/23 BOOKS/LECTURES ANNE HILLERMAN & J COURTNEY WHITE: MYSTERY WRITERS SALON Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Two award-winning local authors share the stage to present their latest mysteries.

6 pm, free DEAN CHENG: US-CHINA RELATIONS: THE THREE NOTS Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 The Santa Fe Council on International Relations presents a talk by Cheng on Chinese political and security affairs. Register at sfcir.org.

5 pm, $12-$15 NICHOLAS CARR: MINDS IN THE NET: THE JOURNEY FROM PAGE TO SCREEN James A Little Theatre 1060 Cerrillos Road, 476-6429 Best-selling author Carr explores the development of the internet (see SFR Picks, page 17).

6:30 pm, $10-$20

DANCE COUNTRY-WESTERN AND TWO-STEP Dance Station Solana Center, 947-B W Alameda St. Show off your best moves at your favorite honky-tonk.

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EVENTS GEEKS WHO DRINK Santa Fe Brewing Company 35 Fire Place, 424-3333 Pub quiz!

7 pm, free GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP The Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 428-7777 The Jewish Care Program offers a grief and loss support group. RSVP with Ya’el Chaikind at 303-3552.

1 pm, free

HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things about Santa Fe with guides from the New Mexico History Museum.

10:15 am, $15

FILM CINEKINESIS The Screen 1600 St. Michael's Drive, 428-0209 The intriguing work of two adventurous artists, Roger Beebe and Paris Mancini, blend together for a collaborative experience.

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MUSIC THE BOHEMIACS Starlight Lounge at Montecito 500 Rodeo Road, 428-7777 A zany melange of guitar ballads, multi-lingual covers and original songs.

6 pm, $2 DJ RAGGEDY A'S CLASSIC MIXTAPE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Michèle Leidig spins R&B, rock 'n' roll and more.

8 pm, free DAVID GEIST Osteria D'Assisi 58 S Federal Place, 986-5858 Piano standards.

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7 pm, free GREG SCHLOTTHAUER Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free JAMIE REYNOLDS Beer Creek Brewing Company 3810 Hwy. 14, 471-9271 Rock 'n' roll.

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6 pm, free RADIO LA CHUSMA Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 Reggae, cumbia, Afro Cuban music and world beat rhythms.

10 pm, free ROAD HOUSE PROPHETS La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Honky-tonk and Western.

7:30 pm, free SUSAN ALCORN, JEREMY BARNES AND RY WARNER San Miguel Chapel 401 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-3974 Alcorn, the world's leading avant-garde pedal steel guitar player, plays her unique pedal steel sound for the public for a one-night-only performance. Barnes is one half of A Hawk and a Hawksaw, which channels the sounds of the Balkans and Europe's Eastern frontier into a modern sound with psychedelic touches. Warner, known for mutant country, is one of our very favorite weirdo twangers.

Presented by Lost Padre Records.

8 pm, $10

THEATER A DOLL'S HOUSE, PART 2 Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Fifteen years since Nora left the confines of her marriage, playwright Lucas Hnath picks up her story where Henrik Ibsen’s classic left off.

7:30 pm, $25

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AVANT-GARLAND MAKING Museum of Interactive Art Shidoni, 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 670-2118 Glue magazine images together over string to make an avant-garland, plus explore many more interactive exhibits and ongoing art activities.

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CHERI VILONA Mill Contemporary 644 Canyon Road, 9836668 Equally as inspired by what oil paint can do and by the natural world around her, the Colorado-based artist shows a new collection of challenging but ethereal organic paintings. Through June 21.

5 pm, free CODY BROTHERS: THE FORGOTTEN HORIZON Modernist Frontier Gallery 713 Canyon Road, 557-6896 The culmination of a National Parks project that has been over two years in the making.

Through June 19 (see SFR Picks, page 17).

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FACE THE MUSIC ViVO Contemporary 725 Canyon Road, 982-1320 What is the nature of the creative urge and how do we focus that energy?A group of accomplished artists attempt to answer. Through July 8.

5 pm, free IN MICROSCALE Metallo Gallery 2833 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 471-2457 Metallo proprietor Cassidy Watt and his army of artists is back at it again with the ninth annual minis show. All works are all 36 square inches or smaller, and collectible artists and amateurs alike are all thrown into the mix at a reception that is sure to be a dang party. Through June 30.

4 pm, free JOSHUA WESLEY WELLS AND TIM READ Shidoni Gallery and Sculpture Garden 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 988-8001, ext. 120 Wells (b. 1948), currently majoring in studio arts at the Institute of American Indian Arts, follows a long career as a science teacher with a new professional career as a contemporary folk-artist sculptor.

His work is featured alongside that of Read, a sculptor who is struck in particular by the concept of the head and face.

Through May 30.

9 am-5 pm, free KAREN LAMONTE: EMBODIED BEAUTY Gerald Peters Projects 1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5700 A sculpture show brings together LaMonte’s most recent series of works—Floating World and Nocturnes—to examine conceptions of beauty in different cultural and social contexts.

Through Aug. 17.

5 pm, free SHADES OF SUMMER Dandelion Guild 1925 Rosina St., Ste. H, 820-0847 Visual artist Jade Seven, fiber artist Prickly Pear Threads, bag maker Ami and beekeepers 'n' bodycare makers Eastside Remedios come together for a colorful show.

To celebrate the show and officially welcome the season, Dandelion Guild hosts an opening party with pop-ups with tasty botanical shrubs

by Spellbound Syrups and “cheese plates in a cone” by Picnic, and Norteño tunes from Lone Piñon at 6 pm.

Through July 14.

6 pm, free SHANA LEVENSON: SHEER STRENGTH McLarry Fine Art 225 Canyon Road, 988-1161 Metaphorical paintings display themes of femininity, loss and strength through adversity—all while showcasing the artist's whimsical sense of humor. Through June 7.

5 pm, free

THE PENETRATING GAZE Ylise Kessler Gallery 333 Montezuma Ave., 930-1039 Works by sculptor Elise Siegel, along with some 20th-century drawings, are on loan from a collection in New York. Through July 6.

5 pm, free

DANCE FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Make a dinner reservation for a show by the National Institute of Flamenco.

6:30 pm, $30

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8:30-11:30 am, free GARDEN SPROUTS PRE-K ACTIVITIES Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Weather permitting, head to the garden's outdoor classroom for a hands-on program for 3-5 year olds and their caregivers.

10-11 am, $5 HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things about Santa Fe with a walking tour led by guides from the New Mexico History Museum.

10:15 am, $15 MAGIC: THE GATHERING: WAR OF THE SPARK DRAFT Big Adventure Comics 418 Montezuma Ave., 992-8783 In-store tournament play.

7 pm, $15

FILM GOOD OMENS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 Screen the first and second episodes of the Neil GaimanTerry Pratchett creation.

7 pm, free

FOOD DIGITAL ART + WINE PAIRING Various locations Get a backstage pass to new media work at three fascinating art venues, and experience a wine pairing that will get you thinking about art in a new way. Hosted by Santa Fe Art Tours; head online to santafearttours.com/ digital-art-tour for tickets (see AC, page 23).

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Functional Family The Blackout Pictures’ oddball heavy sound fits its own internal logic

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hen The Blackout Pictures played their first show a little over six months ago, the band they were billed to support dropped off just a couple of days prior. Our hometown heroes decided to go through with it anyway, some of them having not played their instruments in years—and others, like vocalist Lindsay Payton, having never sung in a band before. A debut with no one else on the bill in Santa Fe at Zephyr Community Art Studio on a Monday night in December might have been a death sentence as far as attendance goes, and the group was prepared to play for themselves and have fun doing it. By showtime, however, the venue was, by all reports, packed to capacity. Metalheads, indie rockers, punks and everybody else mingled in a way that reflects the band itself; namely, a crew of eclectic would-be misfits, if they didn’t somehow seem to gel with any lineup.

Drummer Jeff Jedlowski and guitarist Jared Weiss were the initiators of The Blackout Pictures, both having put down their respective instruments for some time to focus on visual arts. Brandon Smith joined on guitar and later, Theresa Anderson on bass. The band then asked illustrator Lindsay Payton if she had ever sung before, to which the answer was no.

“I just decided to go in and try it out,” says Payton, whose vocals and stage presence are one of the band’s main draws.

Payton is emotive and engaging with a range of styles from gothic croons to black metal shrieks.

The fact that members of the band are either, by their own description, untrained in their instruments or were out of practice is a bit shocking; they produce some of Santa Fe’s more complex music.

Still, the members were of course curious as to how their music would be described in those first days. The laziest way to genreify is by using the oft-used signifier “post-hardcore,” but The Blackout Pictures’ sound has numerous lineages that go well beyond that. It’s chameleon-like, heavy rock with dark tones that can be both nimble and bludgeoning, often thanks to Weiss and Smith’s techy dual guitar assault.

Similar to other Santa Fe acts such as Future Scars or Bodies, The Blackout Pictures appear on unexpected shows.

Just recently they performed at Lost Padre Records’ indie rock-leaning oneyear anniversary show, and this week they’ll share the stage with death metal act Heretical Sect. It’s that versatility that makes them hard to pin down, but well worth exploring. In a town like ours, we have many bands that each do very specific things. This leads to eclectic shows that might lack cohesion, but that make up for it with unexpected blends of crowds and acts.

But how do five people agree on one sound, or is that partly why they can go

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in so many directions within one song?

“While we’re writing we do fight each other a bit,” says Weiss—and the band does not argue on that point. “We really just try to break the norm, like, let’s just play whatever we want to play and see however we can get it from start to finish in a song. Like a rollercoaster, but one coherent piece.”

Weiss often brings the initial ideas and riffs to the table, but from there the band acts as a democracy with each member responsible for their own piece of the puzzle. Plenty of bands function this way, but more often than not, one benevolent dictator acts as the final word on disputes. This is not the case in The Blackout Pictures, and while it seems like such a songwriting practice could be a nightmare if the chemistry were even slightly off, each member seems to have it dialed in.

“I feel like it’s getting easier for me,” Anderson, the bassist, tells SFR. “I have an idea of what I want to sound like.”

Weiss chimes in, “It’s gotten more

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Jedlowski describes the band’s growth as reflective of their growing personal relationships, saying that “a lot of it is just us learning ourselves and each other, and we’re kind of bending each other’s way of learning.”

The band is prepared to go into Augustine Ortiz’ studio The Decibel Foundry to record their debut full-length this June, and has no plans to turn down any show offers simply based on other bands’ genres or sounds.

“No shows turned down,” says Weiss with a laugh. “Bluegrass venues—call us up.”

They could probably pull it off.

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Frontiers in Science

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Public Lecture Series

Gold: from the Big Bang to the Amazon forest

Terry Wallace

Los Alamos National Director Emeritus

Minerals are the planet’s DNA, containing the fragments of the Earth’s complex history from its formation nearly 4.6 billion years ago to the rise of life. Gold is one of the most fascinating of the 4,500 mineral species on Earth, and no mineral (or metal) evokes more emotion. But it also has an incredible scientific story: a gold nugget is made of material that was not born in our planet or even our solar system.

Join Laboratory director emeritus Terry Wallace as he explores the beauty of the cosmic and tectonic journey that gold has taken, and the spell it has cast over humankind.

Albuquerque

Santa Fe

Mon, May 20 at 7pm Explora 1701 Mountain Rd. NW

Wed, May 22 at 7pm Santa Fe Community College (Jemez Rooms) 6401 Richards Ave.

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Thurs, May 23 at 7pm Duane Smith Auditorium 1300 Diamond Dr.

Sponsored by the Fellows of Los Alamos National Laboratory For more information, call (505) 667-2871 or visit http://frontiers.lanl.gov

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Romeo & Juliet May 31st - June 9th 7pm at the Santa Fe Botanical Garden

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BIRD THOMPSON The New Baking Company 504 W Cordova Road, 557-6435 Adult contemporary singer-songwriter—now featuring songs from his new album, Prayer Wheel.

10 am, free CHAT NOIR CABARET Los Magueyes Mexican Restaurant 31 Burro Alley, 992-0304 First-rate piano and vocals from Charles Tichenor and friends.

6 pm, free DA TERRA MEIGA Santa Fe Oxygen and Healing Bar (Apothecary) 133 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Magical fusion tunes from Galician and Spanish folklore.

7 pm, free DANA SMITH Upper Crust Pizza 329 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0000 Country-tinged folk songs.

6 pm, free DAWN LUZ PADILLA Social Kitchen & Bar 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Ranchera, country, gospel, pop, rock, blues and Tejano.

7 pm, free DOUG MONTGOMERY AND GREG SCHLOTTHAUER Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards: Doug starts, Greg takes over at 8 pm.

6 pm, free DOVETAIL ORCHESTRA: THE MARRIAGE OF IVORY SITE Santa Fe 1606 Paseo de Peralta, 989-1199 Composer Ross Hamlin and his collaborators remove all the audio from an episode of Guiding Light (the longest-running soap opera ever) and replace it with original, hilarious and surreal content (see SFR Picks, page 17).

7 pm, $10-$15 HIP POCKET Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Rock and soul.

5 pm, free HOTT BOX Beer Creek Brewing Company 3810 Hwy. 14, 471-9271 Americana 'n' folk 'n' country.

6 pm, free ISSA DANCE PARTY: LOVE & HAPPINESS Honeymoon Brewery Solana Center, 907 W Alameda St., Ste. B, 303-3139 A soul, funk 'n' Motown get-down with DJ Raashan Ahmad and DJ Ride.

8 pm, free JJ AND THE HOOLIGANS Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Rock 'n' roll.

10 pm, free JESUS BAS La Boca (Taberna Location) 125 Lincoln Ave., 988-7102 Spanish and flamenco guitar.

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KAYLA SCINTILLA WITH EVE OLUTION Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 These folks tour multiple continents around the world each year with their world fusion tribal bass beats and unique visceral transmissions of live performance.

8 pm, $25-$30 LORI OTTINO AND ERIK SAWYER Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Americana and folk on the deck from a pair that isn't looking for a band name but that we're gonna keep suggesting band names to anyway. Our newest idea is a simple one: "Verga."

5 pm, free LOS NEW MEXICO PLAYBOYS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Honky-tonk and swingin' goodness.

8 pm, free MICHAEL HENRY COLLINS Inn and Spa at Loretto 211 Old Santa Fe Trail, 984-7997 Alt-folk.

7 pm, free MYSTIC LIZARD Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Bluegrass.

7 pm, free PUBLIC SAFETY Boxcar 530 S Guadalupe St., 988-7222 A blend of rock, jazz, funk, and soul creates a unique sound they call “gritty soul.”

10 pm, free THE RED CLAY STRAYS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Country rock ‘n’ Southern soul out of Alabama.

8:30 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native American flute and Spanish classical guitar.

7 pm, free SAVOR La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Cuban street music.

8 pm, free TGIF RECITAL: VIVACE PIANO DUO First Presbyterian Church 208 Grant Ave., 982-8544 Linda Mack Berven and Scott Hagler present pieces by Gilbert and Sullivan, Bizet and Bernstein.

5:30 pm, free TALKING HEADS: STOP MAKING SENSE Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Tony O and the Greatest Band Ever, a live 10-piece band featuring Santa Fe and Albuquerque's best musicians and vocalists, captures the spirit of the seminal 1984 concert film.

8 pm, $10

THE THREE FACES OF JAZZ El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Swinging jazz.

7:30 pm, free TONIC JAZZ SHOWCASE Tonic 103 E Water St., 982-1189 Modern jazz.

9:30 am, free VANILLA POP El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Taos takes over with every cover you could ever want.

And sequins. Lots of sequins.

9 pm, $10 WENDY RULE: PERSEPHONE Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Australian songstress Rule celebrates the launch of her new album, an evocative retelling of the ancient Greek myth of the goddess Persephone’s descent into the underworld.

8 pm, $15-$25

THEATER A DOLL'S HOUSE, PART 2 Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Fifteen years since Nora left the confines of her marriage, playwright Lucas Hnath picks up her story where Henrik Ibsen’s classic left off.

7:30 pm, $25 SEARCHING FOR THE MOON: A STORY OF LOVE, DESPAIR, FAITH AND FORGIVENESS Santa Fe Woman's Club 1616 Old Pecos Trail, 983-9455 Amber Chand presents a one-woman show about her life as an Indian woman born in Uganda that explores a world of Indian arranged marriages, British boarding schools, African military coups, becoming a refugee, encounters with Indian holy men, and the meteoric rise and fall of her multi-million dollar business.

7 pm, $25 YOU & DISTANT WARS Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 In a radical and progressive educational experience, theater professional Nandita Dinesh offers an immersive space in which visitors can explore the conflict in Kashmir through story, video, interactive games, chai and connection. Through May 31.

Noon-6 pm, $10

WORKSHOP AVANT-GARLAND MAKING Museum of Interactive Art Shidoni, 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 670-2118 Glue magazine images together over string to make an avant-garland, plus explore many more interactive exhibits and ongoing art activities.

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f reading this week’s cover story has you all abuzz and hopeful to get on the wine train, we’ve got great news for you: Santa Fe Art Tours, the company of Santa Fe’s Elaine Ritchel (which does exactly what you’d think it would), has a special one-off event this week that not only revels in digital arts and the spaces that show it, but that pairs wines with visual aesthetics.

“It’s really something I’ve been thinking about,” Ritchel says of Digital Art + Wine Pairing, the aptly named new tour.

“I don’t know where the spark came from, but I’m always thinking of ways to include culinary stops on tours in a way that makes sense [within] the tour itself, where there’s a tie-in with the art work.”

SFR first spoke with Ritchel in 2016, when Santa Fe Art Tours was but a fledgling walking group. Since then, Ritchel, a graduate of the University of New Mexico, has grown her business, partnering with more galleries and developing more immersive tours. The connection to art she just mentioned? As it pertains to wine, it clicks most strongly with Art House (231 Delgado St., 995-0231), the public space spearheaded by the Carl and Marilynn Thoma Foundation. The Thomas are also owners of Van Duzer Vineyards, a winery in the Willamette Valley of Oregon, the product of which participants have a chance to sample; Art House is the second stop of the tour whereupon visitors can view Digital Artifacts, a show SFR loved last November.

Before that, however, Ritchel begins the tour at the sprawling Gerald Peters Projects (1011 Paseo de Peralta, 954-5800) and the Joel Hobbie

show Interstitial. Hobbie’s sculptures look like robotic parts smack-dab in the middle of a strange evolution. Mechanical pieces meet wildly flowing wires and are almost industrial in nature. Hobbie’s works feel familiar, though none looks quite like something we already know. This makes for a sense of unease, though that feeling abates to some degree upon noticing an almost biological element; like floating jellyfish adrift in no particular direction.

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Then comes Art House and Digital Artifacts, where the works of Michal Rovner, Casey Reas and Josh Tonsfeldt, among others, belie the assumption that there’s a cold, uncaring element to digital objects. Instead, pieces are emotionally charged and thoughtfully explore our world on both micro and macro scales.

“On my tours, I always try to incorporate an activity that gets people looking deeply and trying to articulate their responses to the work on view,” Ritchel says. “I really want them to think about their responses—things like how colors make us feel a certain way or can communicate a message. I don’t think that’s too

Joel Hobbie’s Interstitial at Gerald Peters Projects, part of Santa Fe Art Tours’ upcoming Digital Art + Wine Pairing.

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far off from the experiences we can have with food and drink.”

Ritchel hasn’t selected the specific wine pairings just yet, and says Art House director Kathleen Richards will probably lend a hand. After all, Ritchel says, she’s not a sommelier so much as an arts expert, though it’s still important to her to enhance the tour’s experience. Previously, she’s included stops like Kakawa Chocolate House at the tail end of tours.

Art House and the Van Duzer wines come at the midway point of Digital Art + Wine Pairing, however, which might affect how participants both consume and discuss the art work.

“Some things might feel a little more happy or bubbly,” Ritchel tells SFR, mostly joking. “Some things might feel a little more dark and robust.”

The last stop of the tour is Currents 826 (826 Canyon Road, 820-7338), the brick-and-mortar gallery kicked off by the wildly popular annual Currents New Media Festival. Newly open, the space expectedly embraces the digital. Though rather than delve too deep into AR, VR or video as the organization often does at its El Museo Cultural-based event each summer, there is much physical work on the walls created through digital means.

Think 3-D printing or tweaked art-making algorithms that spit out strange cityscapes. Currents’ digital media manager LE Brown helped Ritchel come up with the tour as a way to showcase Canyon Road’s less-traditional side.

“It’s designed to highlight that there is digital art on and around Canyon Road,” Ritchel says. “And we’ll get a look at the new Currents exhibit about an hour before it opens to the public.”

Digital art, wines, exclusive early access to one of our city’s most vital spaces. How can you lose?

DIGITAL ART + WINE PAIRING 4-6 pm Friday May 24. $40.

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SAT/25 ART OPENINGS HUMAN NATURE: EXPLORATIONS IN BRONZE Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 The latest sculpture exhibition at the garden features the unique works of Allan Houser, David Pearson and Jonathan Hertzel. Today's your first day to see it; through May 10, 2020.

9 am-5 pm, $7-$10 NO CREATIVE BOUNDARIES: ANYTHING GOES Museum of Encaustic Art 632 Agua Fría St., 989-3283 The museum requested encaustic and wax artists delve into their creative process with an eye toward “new territory"—whatever they interpret that to mean.

Through July 7.

Noon-4 pm, free UNDER THE INFLUENCES La Sala de Galisteo 5637 Hwy. 41, Galisteo, 87540, 466-3541 New Mexico Artists present works in a broad spectrum of media and describe their influences which may or may not be evident to the viewer.

4 pm, free

BOOKS/LECTURES GROWING TOGETHER IN THE GARDEN: FAMILY PROGRAM Santa Fe Botanical Garden 715 Camino Lejo, 471-9103 Explore a variety of succulents and create your own mini garden to take home and care for. This program is appropriate for ages 5-12; younger are welcome.

2 pm, $10-$15

DANCE ASPEN SANTA FE BALLET: SCHOOL RECITAL Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 The 200-plus ballet students present the culmination of a year of hard work, showcasing students ages 3-18. The evening performance is sold out, so get tix while you can!

1 pm, $25 FLAMENCO DINNER SHOW El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Make a dinner reservation for a show by the National Institute of Flamenco.

6:30 pm, $30

EVENTS ADOBE BRICK-MAKING COMMUNITY DAY San Miguel Chapel 401 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-3974 Join other volunteers, meet new friends, have fun, learn traditional adobe brickmaking and get your hands dirty for a worthy cause.

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ART IN THE PARK Cerrillos Hills State Park 37 Main St., Cerrillos, 474-0196 Cards and books, ceramics, Cerrillos turquoise, fused glass, jewelry, magnets, metal work, paintings, photography, silk scarves, T-shirts, water colors and wood art make up a feast for the eyes in a country setting, with food and music too. The state park has a $5 admission fee per car.

10 am-3 pm, $5 ARTIST DEMO: KEVIN BOX STUDIOS & GEOFFREY GORMAN Selby Fleetwood Gallery 600 Canyon Road, 992-8877 Kevin Box Studios demonstrates 3-D printing with Andrew Woodard of Process Art Studio and bronze painting and patina with Travis Dale. Gorman works on small-scale animal heads using foam, wood and alternative materials.

12-3 pm, free BIRD WALK WITH ROCKY TUCKER Leonora Curtin Wetland Preserve 27283 W Frontage Road, La Cienega, 471-9103 Spend a morning in the unique wetland habitat and learn about the diversity of birds from volunteer bird guide Tucker.

8 am, free CITY-WIDE FLEA MARKET Oscar Huber Memorial Ballpark State Hwy. 14 Madrid, 474-4893 Need new duds? Some tchotchkes for your mantle? A new pitchfork? Some fine art, or mining equipment? How about a few dozen CDs or a quinceañera dress? You're likely to find all that and more in Madrid today, when more than 30 vendors set up tables with their wares and widgets. Profits benefit Madrid Cultural Projects.

9 am-4 pm, free EL MUSEO WINTER MARKET El Museo Cultural de Santa Fe 555 Camino de la Familia, 992-0591 Part fine arts market, part flea market, all full of treasures.

8 am-3 pm, free EXPLORE LOS LUCEROS Los Luceros Historic Property West of Hwy. 68, Alcalde, 476-1165 At a daylong symposium, explore our state's newest historic site. Enjoy lectures (including one at 11 am by Lesley Poling-Kempes, author of Ladies of the Canyons: Mary Wheelwright and Friends, followed by a book signing), tours, demonstrations, and art and craft exhibits.

8:30 am-4 pm, free HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things about Santa Fe with guides from the New Mexico History Museum.

10:15 am, $15

LATIN AMERICAN WOMEN’S LEADERSHIP LUNCHEON Santa Fe Woman's Club 1616 Old Pecos Trail, 983-9455 The Santa Fe Council on International Relations presents 12 Latin American leaders, plus a panel of locals.

Featuring lunch by La Fogata Grill, so RSVP in advance so there is enough: sfcir.org or call 982-4931.

11:30 am, $35 MAGIC: THE GATHERING: PLANESWALKER WEEKEND Big Adventure Comics 418 Montezuma Ave., 992-8783 In-store tournament play.

7 pm, $20 NATIVE TREASURES Santa Fe Community Convention Center 201 W Marcy St., 955-6590 Meet approximately 200 of today’s best Native American artists, from traditional to contemporary, emerging to established. You can get there as an early bird for $40 (see SFR Picks, page 17).

10 am-5 pm, $10-$40 NORTHERN NEW MEXICO FINE ARTS & CRAFTS GUILD JURIED SHOW Cathedral Park 200 Cathedral Place Chat with the artists and enjoy an open-air fine-artbuying experience with wood inlay, pottery, jewelry, painting, fiber arts and more.

10 am-5 pm, free ROCK PAPER SCISSOR CUT-A-THON Rock Paper Scissor Salon Spa Devargas Center, 187 Paseo de Peralta, 955-8500 Once a year at one of Santa Fe's best salons, stylists donate their time and all proceeds to a local nonprofit— this year it's Reading Quest, a literacy support center for children. Get your $25 walk-in Haircuts or $50 VIP appointments. Call in advance to make VIP appointments.

10 am-3 pm, $25-$50 SANTA FE ARTISTS MARKET Santa Fe Railyard Market Street at Alcaldesa Street, 310-8766 Find pottery, paintings, photography, jewelry, sculpture, furniture, textiles and more from a juried group of local artists. Special for today, you can also meet Santa Fe Search and Rescue Team Members and learn all about what they do, see some cool gear and get tips on how to be safe in the wilderness.

8 am-2 pm, free

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MUSIC BARD ERDINGTON AND PALM IN THE CYPRESS Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 An energetic blend of Mississippi Delta blues and Appalachian folk music, including songs from Edrington's new album, Espadin.

8 pm, $10 CHAT NOIR CABARET Los Magueyes Mexican Restaurant 31 Burro Alley, 992-0304 First-rate piano and vocals from Charles Tichenor and friends. Vive la révolution!

6 pm, free DANCE PARTY AND SPRING GETDOWN Ghost 2899 Trades West Road Santa Fe's Balkan brass party dance band Korvin Orkestar, along with indie experimental folkish rockish various-sounds folks Heavy Breather and Edward Almost, host the perfect sweaty dance party to start the summer.

8 pm, $5-$10 DOUG MONTGOMERY AND GREG SCHLOTTHAUER Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards: Doug starts, Greg takes over at 8 pm.

6 pm, free DRASTIC ANDREW Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Original progressive rock.

8:30 pm, free GIARDIA, ST. VICTIMS AND INNER SHIVVER Zephyr Community Art Studio 1520 Center Drive, Ste. 2 Denver's Giardia brings a combination of modern groove-based jazz and dronebased noise, sprinkled with some black and doom metal.

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8 pm, $5-$10 HOGAN AND MOSS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Scorch-folk up on the deck.

3 pm, free INNER WAVE Meow Wolf 1352 Rufina Circle, 395-6369 Indie tunes and swampy rock.

8 pm, $15-$18 INVOCATION Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Join an immersive electronic dance floor experience sure to send you into outer space.

7 pm, $5-$10 JON GAGAN TRIO El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 983-6756 Jazz.

7:30 pm, free JUKE JOINT PROPHETS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 American dance hall tunes, Delta River blues and swinging country 'n' jazz.

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Trans and nonbinary people are at a much greater risk for violence than cis folks, and much of the issue starts at misinformation and miseducation. But, thankfully, when it comes to the continuing discussion on gender equality in schools and at large, sj Miller literally wrote the book.

The writer, educator and activist’s about Gender Identity Justice in Schools and Communities seeks to teach and enlighten while expanding what we perceive and how we might go about helping to affect change. Miller, who recently conducted a TEDMED talk on this very topic, appears in conversation with local performer Quinn Fontaine at the Jean Cocteau Cinema (6:30 pm Sunday May 26. $10-$29. 418 Montezuma Ave.,466-5528) this week. Expect a reading from the book as well. (Alex De Vore) Why do you think it’s so hard for some people to come to terms with these particular issues?

A lot of this has to do with deep-seated beliefs around the gender binary. What happens is that when someone threatens the binary, it threatens that person’s sense of entitlement; the sense of male and female is in that binary. The stereotypes, the beliefs—when someone comes in and troubles that, it threatens that space of comfort that somebody has. I always use this term: My role is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable. [People] have to look deeply into their own prejudices and beliefs.

What are some things everyday people can do to show more compassion to trans and/or non-binary people?

Be an ally. An ally is a privilege. It means walking the talk and living it, and not getting recognized for it.

It means you stand up for anybody you’re around.

It means that when a law changes or something is possibly going to be taken away, a certain right or privilege, it means to do something. Whether that’s to reach out to a policy maker, a teacher—do something.

Not to do something condones a rationale that continues to perpetuate these kinds of atrocious policies and shifts that are coming down. To speak out is what I’m saying.

Are you hopeful? Is there hope for the future?

There’s a saying that it takes 40 years for the seeds of a revolution to make changes, and this revolution is gaining a critical mass. The more we stop policing gender identity norms, the more opportunity and expansion we’ll have around change. Just having little conversations. ... The point is that the more people engage with these discourse patterns, the faster it’s going to move. We’re all part of a gender identity revolution. We’re in it, and we’d say the revolution started in the mid-to-late ‘90s, so we’re looking at 2030-ish to where we see the change, the really sustained impact.

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6 pm, free KYLE MARTIN El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Honky-tonk and rock.

9 pm, $5 LITTLE LEROY AND HIS PACK OF LIES Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Rock 'n' roll.

10 pm, free LONE PIÑON Honeymoon Brewery Solana Center, 907 W Alameda St., Ste. B, 303-3139 Ranchera, swing and a contemporary yet rooted take on Norteño favorites.

7 pm, free LOS PRIMOS MELØDICOS La Posada de Santa Fe 330 E Palace Ave., 986-0000 Afro-Cuban, romantic and traditional Latin music.

6:30 pm, free NOSOTROS Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Everyone's favorite Latin jammers.

8 pm, $5 ORNETC. Second Street Brewery (Original) 1814 Second St., 982-3030 Funky jazz.

7 pm, free PAT MALONE AND JON GAGAN La Sala de Galisteo 5637 Hwy. 41, Galisteo, 466-3541 A jazz duet with guitarist Malone and bassist Gagan.

4 pm, free PONCHO DELUX Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Progressive desert rock with solid rhythm and a funky vibe.

8 pm, free RON ROUGEAU The Dragon Room 406 Old Santa Fe Trail, 983-7712 Acoustic songs from the '60s, '70s and beyond.

5:30 pm, free RONALD ROYBAL Hotel Santa Fe 1501 Paseo de Peralta, 982-1200 Native American flute and Spanish classical guitar.

7 pm, free SAVOR La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Cuban street music.

8 pm, free SEAN JOHNSON TRIO Tonic 103 E Water St., 982-1189 Jazz standards from Johnson on tenor saxophone, with a backing rhythm section.

9:30 pm, free SHANE WALLIN Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Soulful blues.

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TITO RIOS Social Kitchen & Bar 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 Rich classical guitar tunes.

7 pm, free

THEATER A DOLL'S HOUSE, PART 2 Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Fifteen years since Nora left the confines of her marriage, playwright Lucas Hnath picks up her story where Henrik Ibsen’s classic left off.

7:30 pm, $25 YOU & DISTANT WARS Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Explore the conflict in Kashmir through story, video, interactive games, chai and human connection. Through May 31.

12-6 pm, $10

WORKSHOP AVANT-GARLAND MAKING Museum of Interactive Art Shidoni, 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 670-2118 Glue magazine images together over string to make an avant-garland, plus explore many more interactive exhibits and ongoing art activities.

9 am-5 pm, $5 THE ART OF DECORATIVE KNOT TYING MAKE Santa Fe 2879 All Trades Road, 819-3502 An introduction to sailor’s “Marlinspike Seamanship” decorative knot-tying—which combines both form and function. Leave with your own running turk’s head bracelet and a monkey’s fist ornament, and learn the vocabulary, tools, rope and twine identification, tying of many knots, plus get techniques and resources.

1-4 pm, $35 UPTAKING SWEETNESS: YOGA PRACTICES TO FEEL PLEASURE Santa Fe Community Yoga Center 826 Camino de Monte Rey, 820-9363 Begin with chanting and drumming; the ceremony is followed by a yoga practice of lightly vigorous postures followed by stretching, restorative poses, gentle breathing and guided meditation.

1-3 pm, $30-$40

SUN/26 BOOKS/LECTURES JOURNEYSANTAFE: LOIS MANNO Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 Author, artist, and New Mexico Wild staffer Manno discusses her book Visions Underground: Carlsbad Caverns Through the Artist’s Eye. 11 am, free

SJ MILLER: ABOUT GENDER IDENTITY JUSTICE IN SCHOOLS AND COMMUNITIES Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 Miller, local trans+ disciplinary ward-winning teacher, writer, activist and scholar, recently did a TEDMED talk.

Screen the talk, then Miller has a conversation with local trans activist Quinn Fontaine (see 3 Questions, page 25).

6:30 pm, free

DANCE ASPEN SANTA FE BALLET: FOLKLÓRICO RECITAL Lensic Performing Arts Center 211 W San Francisco St., 988-1234 More than 140 students perform original choreography inspired by Mexico.

6 pm, $25 BELLY DANCE WITH AREENA Lightfoot Studio 332 Camino del Monte Sol, 369-2055 Learn the essentials of belly dance technique.

1:30-3 pm, $15

EVENTS ARTIST DEMO: KEVIN BOX STUDIOS & GEOFFREY GORMAN Selby Fleetwood Gallery 600 Canyon Road, 992-8877 Kevin Box Studios demonstrates 3-D printing;. Gorman works on small-scale animal heads using foam and wood.

Noon-3 pm, free EL MUSEO WINTER MARKET El Museo Cultural de Santa Fe 555 Camino de la Familia, 992-0591 Part fine arts market, part flea market, all full of treasures.

9 am-4 pm, free GEEKS WHO DRINK Desert Dogs Brewery and Cidery 112 W San Francisco St., Ste. 307, 983-0134 Pub quiz.

7 pm, free HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things.

10:15 am, $15 MAGIC: THE GATHERING: WAR OF THE SPARK LEAGUE Big Adventure Comics 418 Montezuma Ave., 992-8783 In-store tournament play.

2-6 pm, $35 MEDITATIONS IN MODERN BUDDHISM Zoetic 230 St. Francis Drive, 292-5293 Open to all levels.

10:30 am-noon, $10 NATIVE TREASURES Santa Fe Community Convention Center 201 W Marcy St., 955-6590 Today’s best Native artists (see SFR Picks, page 17).

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These good-foryour-gut bacteria have been in the news a lot lately as scientists search for the answer to a healthy human biome. The good news in Santa Fe is, thanks to two breweries, you can now have your probiotics for happy hour.

Leaf & Hive is all about jun, or what it calls “Honeybrew,” an obscure and distant cousin of kombucha. Basically, it’s an effervescent fermented drink made of honey and green tea, whereas kombucha is made of black tea and cane sugar. Jun is purported to be a health tonic, ripe in probiotic content, that also serves up a higher buzz.

As Leaf & Hive’s website puts it, “When you put something into your

body, you’re making a decision to take on the energetic attributes of whatever you’re consuming. We believe that a little intention goes a long way in shifting the vibe of food and drink. So, we infuse ‘Love, Compassion, Gratitude and Forgiveness’ and the finest organic, sustainably sourced herbs and botanicals into Honeybrew.”

I had to find out what these people were smoking. Or, perhaps, drinking.

Leaf & Hive Brew Lab (1208 Mercantile Road, Ste. A, 699-3055) sits within a very non-zen industrial park surrounded by a maze of sign companies and auto shops. Counter to the compassionate hive-speak of the website, no one seemed interested in sharing the magic of jun with us. Despite there being only one other customer, we had to get up from our table to order at the

bar. When asked how everything worked (I assumed perhaps there was a tasting flight) the guy at the bar pointed behind him and said, “That’s the menu.” Uh, OK. The menu, projected onto a wall, featured three Honeybrews—original, flower and ginger—as well as 14 local beers.

Two of us ordered a drink each. The third in our party, who arrived a few minutes after we ordered, was never acknowledged at all, so she didn’t order anything. She’s a stickler for service.

She didn’t miss much. The ginger honeybrew ($7), billed as “a spicy and herbaceous effervescent experience,” tasted like a lightly carbonated sweet tea with ginger. The flower honeybrew ($7), a “sweetly floral effervescent experience” was, indeed, sweet. My drinking buddy proclaimed it “smells like the lotion I have at home.” More prominent than with the ginger was the slightly mothball-y, for lack of a better word, taste more common to mead. We may have tried the original, but just weren’t getting the feels and wanted to move on.

An added kicker, when my receipt later came through email, the amount of tip had somehow gone from 20% to 35%.

I had to get in touch with Leaf & Hive to correct that, and they did refund the entire tip, but … talk about crushing the vibe.

The energy at Honeymoon Brewing had a much different buzz. It was packed with people, dogs and kids. As we found seats in the gleaming white space, we were welcomed by Julie, aka “Buchamama,” the mother of co-founder and CEO Ayla Bystrom-Williams.

Holding a smiling baby, she cheerfully talked up the business, pointing out that Honeymoon’s Camellia Flor had just been named one of the country’s most “buzzworthy brews” by Sunset Magazine.

Buzzworthy, for sure. Honeymoon Brewery (Solana Center, 907 W Alameda St., 303-3139), the first producer of artisanal alcoholic

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kombucha in the Southwest, approaches its craft with a strong business acumen which has impressed some pretty heavy hitters. In 2018, Honeymoon was awarded seed capital by Los Alamos National Laboratory’s Venture Acceleration Fund (which invests in early-stage companies to create jobs in Northern New Mexico) and in 2016, won $200,000 in Miller Lite’s Tap the Future Business Plan Competition.

There is little flowery marketing-speak around Honeymoon’s product, just straightforward explanation of the product: “A sessionable gluten-free beverage that’s tart, delicious and full of kombucha’s probiotic goodness,” says the website. “We want to offer something special to all of the underserved markets: gluten-sensitive drinkers, lowABV drinkers, kombucha fans, sour beer aficionados, and anyone just looking for a refreshing twist on their night out.”

Honeymoon usually boasts six kombucha brews on tap, but there were only three when we visited, as well as a kombucha “cocktail,” a selection of locally-made beers and wines by Albuquerque’s Sheehan Winery. An interesting twist on getting buzzed, a shot of CBD can be added to any drink for $4. Cans and growlers are also available to go.

I ordered a tasting flight ($12) of Camellia Blanco, Camellia Flor and Cereza Negra. I am a fan of kombucha because it tends to be tart, allowing the flavors to shine through verses being overrun by sweetness. The Blanco, made with black and green teas, jasmine flowers and fresh ginger, was crisp and refreshing. The Flor, brewed with hibiscus, was ideally sour and a lovely ruby color. The Cereza Negra highlighted the rich, tart fruit without a hint of the sugar usually associated with black cherry. Overall, it was really well-brewed kombucha, the alcohol almost impossible to discern.

I’ll be back to Honeymoon Brewing; this hive had just the right vibe.

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In Embodied Beauty, artist Karen LaMonte probes the boundaries between our private and public selves through evocative, elegant sculptures of empty clothes. See full listing, page 20.

NORTHERN NEW MEXICO FINE ARTS & CRAFTS GUILD JURIED SHOW Cathedral Park 200 Cathedral Place The renowned art and craft fair is back in Cathedral Park for all your gift-buying needs.

10 am-5 pm, free O2 OPEN MIC Santa Fe Oxygen and Healing Bar (Apothecary) 133 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Calling all creatives.

7 pm, $5 RAILYARD ARTISAN MARKET Farmers Market Pavilion 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 The perfect place to buy a gift for yourself or a loved one, or to find one-of-a-kind souvenirs and mementos.

10 am-4 pm, free

FILM THE GATE: DAWN OF THE BAHA'I FAITH Jean Cocteau Cinema 418 Montezuma Ave., 466-5528 This documentary tells the little-known story of the origins of the Bahá'í Faith and its founding in Persia.

2:30 pm, free

MUSIC CRAWFISH BOYZ Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 New Orleans-flavored jazz.

11:30 am, free DOUG MONTGOMERY Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards.

6:30 pm, free JIMMY DEVENEY AND THE SILVER FOXES Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Honky-tonk 'n' country jamz.

3 pm, free JIMMY STADLER Santa Fe Brewing Eldorado Taproom 7 Caliente Road, Eldorado, 466-6938 Rock, blues and R&B. 1 pm, free

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JOE WEST AND FRIENDS Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Get to the patio for an alt. country brunch.

Noon, free LONE PIÑON Iconik Coffee Roasters (Lupe) 314 S Guadalupe St., 428-0996 Ranchera, swing and a contemporary yet rooted take on Norteño favorites.

11 am-1 pm, free MATTHEW ANDRAE La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Rhythmic covers and originals of a folky bent on guitalele.

6 pm, free NACHA MENDEZ La Boca (Taberna Location) 125 Lincoln Ave., 988-7102 Latin music from around the world from Santa Fe's most buttery-voiced cantadora.

7 pm, free NICK CROOK Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Folk 'n' soul from the Texas-born, Hawaii-raised, California-based songwriter.

8 pm, free OASIS FESTIVAL Railyard Park Cerrillos Road and Guadalupe Street, 982-3373 A dynamic day presented by the Convergence Project showcases local youth acts and finishes off with Los Angeles psychedelic punkrock sensation Cherry Glazerr.

3-9 pm, free PAT MALONE AND JON GAGAN El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 A jazzy duet.

7 pm, free REVEREND E AND THE VAGRANTS Beer Creek Brewing Company 3810 Hwy. 14, 471-9271 Rock, country, and blues.

3 pm, free TAARKA Tumbleroot Brewery & Distillery 2791 Agua Fría St. Bluegrass, old-timey tunes, fiddle tunes from all around the world.

7 pm, $15-$18

THEATER A DOLL'S HOUSE, PART 2 Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Fifteen years since Nora left the confines of her marriage, playwright Lucas Hnath picks up her story where Henrik Ibsen’s classic left off.

2 pm, $25 YOU & DISTANT WARS Santa Fe Oxygen & Healing Bar (Kaverns) 137 W San Francisco St., 986-5037 Explore the conflict in Kashmir through story, video, interactive games, chai and connection. Through May 31.

Noon-6 pm, $10

MON/27 BOOKS/LECTURES MONDAY STORY TIME Bee Hive Kid's Books 328 Montezuma Ave, 780-8051 Story time for all ages at the fabulous little book store.

10:30 am, free SOUTHWEST SEMINARS: HOW CONNECTED WAS THE CHACO WORLD?: A SOCIAL NETWORK PERSPECTIVE Santa Fe Woman's Club 1616 Old Pecos Trail, 983-9455 Archaeologist Barbara J Mills, professor of American Indian Studies at the University of Arizona and curator of archaeology at the Arizona State Museum, lectures.

6 pm, $15

DANCE MONDAY NIGHT SWING: CATS AND THE CANARY Odd Fellows Hall 1125 Cerrillos Road, 470-7077 Arrive at 7 pm for a lesson if you desire, then get dancin' to live music from two of the lead members of Cats and the Canary, visiting from Austin. Singles are just as welcome as partners, and if you'd just like to sit, watch and listen, there are also chairs for spectators.

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EVENTS ART WALKING TOUR New Mexico Museum of Art 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Guided by museum volunteers, an hour-long tour highlights the art and architectural history of downtown Santa Fe. 10 am, $10 GEEKS WHO DRINK Draft Station Santa Fe Arcade, 60 E San Francisco St., 983-6443 Pub quiz.

7 pm, free HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things about Santa Fe with a walking tour led by guides from the New Mexico History Museum. Kids under 17 are free with an adult.

10:15 am, $15 NORTHERN NEW MEXICO FINE ARTS & CRAFTS GUILD JURIED SHOW Cathedral Park 200 Cathedral Place Enjoy an open-air fine-artbuying experience with wood inlay, pottery, jewelry, painting, fiber arts and more.

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MUSIC COWGIRL KARAOKE Cowgirl 319 S Guadalupe St., 982-2565 Santa Fe's most famous night of karaoke.

9 pm, free DOS AMIGOS Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 A Mexican-style duet featuring trumpeter Chief Sanchez.

6-9 pm, free DOUG MONTGOMERY Fenix at Vanessie 427 W Water St., 982-9966 Piano standards, originals and pop with vocals too.

6:30 pm, free FANTUZZI & THE FLEXIBLE BAND Casa Poim Poim 2323 Calle Pava, 982-9950 The international legend plays Latin, reggae and Afrofunk with a mystic twist.

Admission by donation; no one who wants to party will be turned away.

4-7 pm, $20 FROM THE GANGA TO THE RIO GRANDE: SONGS OF BENARES AND BEYOND Paradiso 903 Early St. An authentic world music concert weaves together classical East Indian vocal, tabla drums and sitar in the first half, followed by a blend of sax, sitar and tabla for a fusion sound in the second half.

7 pm, $15-$20 GERRY CARTHY Upper Crust Pizza 329 Old Santa Fe Trail, 982-0000 Irish traditional music, folk and more.

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THE HIGH DESERT PLAYBOYS Mine Shaft Tavern 2846 Hwy. 14, Madrid, 473-0743 Original and classic country on the deck.

3 pm, free TOM WILLIAMS BAND La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Country swing.

7:30 pm, free

TUE/28 BOOKS/LECTURES HUGH FITZSIMONS III: ROCK BETWEEN TWO RIVERS: FRACTURING A TEXAS FAMILY RANCH Collected Works Bookstore and Coffeehouse 202 Galisteo St., 988-4226 What began for Fitzsimons as a mission to expose local ecological hazards from hydraulic fracking has turned into a lifelong effort to understand a more complicated story of how his family changed their land.

6 pm, free RON BARBER: CHASING THE PLUMED SERPENTS OF THE SOUTHWEST Northern Rio Grande National Heritage Area Heritage Center Hwy. 68, Bldg. 854, Alcalde, 852-4639 Barber lectures in conjunction with the Mesa Prieta Petroglyph Project.

6:30 pm, $5 THEATRE LOVERS CLUB: PLAYING PINTER Teatro Paraguas 3205 Calle Marie, 424-1601 Nicholas Ballas, actor, director and co-artistic director of New Mexico Actors Lab, brings along his colleague Jonathan Richards to share insights garnered over their deacdes in the theater.

6 pm, free

DANCE ARGENTINE TANGO MILONGA El Mesón 213 Washington Ave., 9836756 Put on your best tango shoes.

7:30 pm, $5 BEGINNING BALLROOM Dance Station Solana Center, 947-B W Alameda St. Whether you want to be traditional and elegant or spice things up a bit, ballroom dance is a good foundation to learn.

6:30 pm, $20

EVENTS HISTORICAL DOWNTOWN WALKING TOUR New Mexico History Museum 113 Lincoln Ave., 476-5100 Locals and tourists alike can learn new things about Santa Fe with guides from the New Mexico History Museum.

10:15 am, $15

METTA REFUGE COUNCIL Upaya Zen Center 1404 Cerro Gordo Road, 986-8518 A support group for sharing life experiences around illness and loss in a variety of its forms.

10:30 am, free SANTA FE INDIVISIBLE MEETING Center for Progress and Justice 1420 Cerrillos Road, 467-8514 Divide, conquer, fight the good fight.

8:30 am, free SHIDONI SCULPTURE GARDEN PHOTO-OP HUNT Museum of Interactive Art Shidoni, 1508 Bishops Lodge Road, 670-2118 Pick up the photo-op scavenger hunt list at the Museum of Interactive Art and get snappin' for the gram. Get photos of yourself, friends and family being eaten by the alligator sculpture, mimicking the poses of the sculptures of dancers and more. Kids under 3 free.

9 am-5 pm, $5 TABLETOP GAMING NIGHT Santa Fe Public Library Main Branch 145 Washington Ave., 9556780 Spend some quality time away from screens and meet new people. Games available to play include the newly re-released Fireball Island, Exploding Kittens, Sequence for Kids, Azul, and others.

6 pm, free ¡VÁMONOS! SANTA FE: WALK WITH A NOTABLE LOCAL City Hall 200 Lincoln Ave., 955-6621 Take a walk downtown with Mayor Alan Webber this evening. For more info, check out sfct.org/vamonos.

5:30-6:30 pm, free

FOOD SANTA FE FARMERS MARKET Farmers Market Pavilion 1607 Paseo de Peralta, 983-4098 Not only the place to see and be seen in Santa Fe, this is one of the oldest, largest and most successful growers’ markets in the country.

8 am-1 pm, free

MUSIC ALEX MARYOL Tesuque Casino 7 Tesuque Road, 984-8414 Bluesy rock.

6 pm, free BLUEGRASS JAM Social Kitchen & Bar 725 Cerrillos Road, 982-5952 You guessed it: It's a bluegrass jam.

6 pm, free CANYON ROAD BLUES JAM El Farol 808 Canyon Road, 983-9912 Sign up to sing or play if you desire, but be forewarned— this ain't amateur hour.

8 pm, $5

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PAT MALONE TerraCotta Wine Bistro 304 Johnson St., 989-1166 Solo jazz guitar.

6 pm, free TOM WILLIAMS BAND La Fiesta Lounge 100 E San Francisco St., 982-5511 Country swing.

7:30 pm, free TUESDAY NIGHT DRAFT PUNX: HERETICAL SECT & THE BLACKOUT PICTURES Second Street Brewery (Rufina Taproom) 2920 Rufina St., 954-1068 Metal ‘n’ punk 8 pm, free

VINTAGE VINYL NITE The Matador 116 W San Francisco St., 984-5050 DJs spin the best in garage, surf, country and rockabilly till the wee hours.

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6 pm, $20

MUSEUMS CENTER FOR CONTEMPORARY ARTS 1050 Old Pecos Trail, 982-1338 In-between exhibitions; stay tuned for new installations.

GEORGIA O’KEEFFE MUSEUM 217 Johnson St., 946-1000 Abstract Nature; Becoming Georgia O’Keeffe; The Candid Camera; Georgia O’Keeffe at Lake George, 1918-1928; My New Yorks; Ritz Tower; A House of Her Own; O’Keeffe’s New Mexico; Preserving a Legacy: Frames of Mine; The Wideness and Wonder of the World. All permanent exhibitions.

HARWOOD MUSEUM OF ART 238 Ledoux St., Taos, 575-758-9826 Afton Love: Ranging.

Through June 23.

IAIA MUSEUM OF CONTEMPORARY NATIVE ARTS 108 Cathedral Place, 983-8900 Action/Abstraction Redefined.

Through July 7. Art for a New Understanding: Native Perspectives 1950 to Now. Through July 19. Robyn Tsinnajinnie and Austin Big Crow: The Holy Trinity.

Through Oct. 31. Wayne Nez Gaussoin: Adobobot.

Through Nov. 30. Heidi K Brandow: Unit of Measure.

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MUSEUM OF ENCAUSTIC ART 632 Agua Fría St., 989-3283 No Creative Boundaries: Anything Goes. Through July 7.

MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE 710 Camino Lejo, 476-1250 Lifeways of the Southern Athabaskans. Through July 7.

Beyond Standing Rock: The Past, Present, and Future of the Water Protectors.

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MUSEUM OF INT’L FOLK ART 706 Camino Lejo, 476-1200 Crafting Memory: The Art of Community in Peru. Through July 17. A Gathering of Voices: Folk Art from the Judith

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NM MUSEUM OF ART 107 W Palace Ave., 476-5072 Carved & Cast: 20th Century New Mexican Sculpture.

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John Wick: Chapter 3 —Parabellum Review

RATINGS BEST MOVIE EVER

Wick! Wick! Wick! Wick!

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When last we left our dog-loving titular hero (Keanu Reeves), he’d run afoul of the High Table—a clandestine organization with assassins and operatives pretty much everywhere around the globe. He was given an hour, however, to get his shit together by the manager of the New York Continental Hotel (which is, like, secretly an assassin safe haven, y’know?), and we join him at the tail end of this 60 minutes. Of course, this hour sets into motion a whole string of unfortunate circumstances for said manager (Ian McShane), the Bowery King (Laurence Fishburne), The Director (Anjelica Huston) and whatever other High Table allies might have helped John Wick, even a little bit. Turns out the High Table’s top brass are sticklers for rules, and now John Wick has a massive bounty on his head, which dredges up every assassin in the whole wide world. Our bud’s gonna die unless he can make and execute some serious life decisions; namely, how he’s going to shoot everyone in the face.

It’s sooooooo stupid.

But it’s sooooooo crazy fun.

See, John Wick succeeds because it knows exactly what it is—an excuse for absurdist violence doled out amidst New York City’s teeming back-

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drop, Casablanca’s bustling back alleys and the weird retro-futurist environs of the Continental’s bowels. Never does the film take itself seriously enough as to err into the heavy-handed, never does it try to be more than what it is; instead, John Wick revels in its own blood-soaked ballet and subterfuge hidden in plain sight. Sure, Keanu is there, but he has about six lines, four of which are “Yeah.” In other words, who even knows what the stakes are? In fact, we don’t even really remember how the movie began, we just know people started getting stabbed.

Which reminds me—John Wick makes violence hella fun. Believe me, I know, that is a tough sell for many. But someplace between the brilliantly shot martial arts, the popping color schemes of the various acts and the acrobatic gunplay and/or fights, you’ve just got to let go and realize that escapism doesn’t come much better than this, that it’s goofy. And that that’s OK. Don’t take your kids, though.

Onetime stuntman Chad Stahelski returns

for directing duties, upping the ante over the previous films in pretty much all respects. That’s kind of hard to believe possible, but is amazingly true. Halle Berry as the mysterious Sofia is a particularly welcome addition, especially since she also likes dogs and hers didn’t show up to the party to mess around so much as they did to rip throats.

Chaos ensues, stunning fight choreography explodes everywhere—a fucking horse kicks a guy in his face so hard that his head practically bursts! … Look, high art this ain’t, but one doesn’t look to John Wick for the next evolution in cinematic artistry, one looks to John Wick so they can have their mind blown by whatever insane stunt or bizarre death comes next, tap their movie-going companion and whisper, “Holy shit!”

JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3—PARABELLUM Directed by Stahelski With Reeves, Berry, McShane, Fishburne and Huston Regal (both locations), Violet Crown, R, 130 min.

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Dateline: 1400 … something. The Ottoman Empire is on the rise, and it’s the Greeks who pay the price with their blood. Many would prefer to just plain die rather than cow to the Sultan’s whims, and so many do. But not young Anna Christina (Tania Raymonde), who is allowed to live by Tariq (Jan Uddin, Day of the Falcon), a leader in the Sultan’s bloodthirsty army with a fun little kindness streak he whips out from time to time when it suits the narrative of the movie. Their lives change forever.

Twelve years go by, and Anna Christina’s little village rebuilds as it can. Sadly, though, the Turks become omnipresent—but this births a secret order of rebels who do stuff from the shadows. Anna Christina hits her 20s, and along with what’s left of her family, she ekes out a simple agrarian lifestyle under the thumb of Sunal Demir (Raza Jaffrey of Homeland), leader of the janissaries (like the Turkish army’s cops, basically), that same nice dude Tariq from before and Billy freaking Zane, who plays a Greek who goes the traitor route out of

Greece. Turkey. Cliffs. Freedom. This is Cliffs of Freedom.

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some weird sense of self-preservation (read: cowardice).

Everything would’ve been fine—I mean, mostly—except Sunal Demir likes killing Greek people all willy-nilly, which he does, and Anna Christina goes full-on rebel in an attempt to get revenge. Also, she might have a thing for Tariq.

Also, Christopher Plummer is in this movie but wildly underused; also Kevin Corrigan (Grounded for Life), one of the most underappreciated actors of our time, is in there; also Patty Lupone. OK? OK. Anyway …

Cliffs of Freedom gets big-time points for some gorgeous moments of cinematography. With New Mexico standing in for the rolling, arid hillsides of Greece’s farmlands, it’s hard not to love those skies.

It’s clear this wasn’t a huge-budget affair but, despite some very strange ADR choices that makes one wonder if any dialogue was filmed during principal photography whatsoever, director/writer Van Ling (previously primarily a visual effects guy from movies like Starship Troopers and T2) does a lot with what he’s got. There’s romance in them thar hills, and we’ll hand it to Uddin for portraying a quiet vulnerability that almost distracts us from how improbable it is that an army guy who never CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

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seems to fight anyone could rise to an officer’s position. Regardless, if you can make it past the snail’s pace of the first act, there’s plenty to enjoy in subsequent sections.

As a first foray into direction and screenwriting, Ling proves capable, and performances are serviceable throughout. It does, however, seem like none of the leads are particularly thrilled to be there. Like, you can almost feel them not trying very hard— particularly Billy Zane who, I guess, is now just going to play spineless chumps forever and ever. But, when taken as a bit of historical fiction interwoven with light elements of action and adventure, Cliffs of Freedom is actually a fun little romp. Plus, Anna Christina is seriously badass.

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Jean Cocteau Cinema, R, 137 min.

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World War I was known at the time as the war to end all wars—and looking at Europe’s casualty rate, it’s hard to argue. For John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, the war added yet another chapter to his already tumultuous life. Already orphaned, Tolkien was told by a Catholic ward he couldn’t wed his great love, a Protestant, and the list goes on. Such obstacles are at the forefront of the new biopic, Tolkien, and serve as the driving force for the Lord of the Rings author’s genius.

Nicholas Hoult (Mad Max: Fury Road) leads as Professor Tolkien or, as he was more affectionately known, John Ronald. Hoult does brighten up in parts, though most of his performance feels wooden and vacant. Lily Collins (Okja) as Tolkien’s love Edith, however, is the complete opposite, and the film’s greatest sin is leaving her character with little to do. Elsewhere, the Tea Club and Barrovian Society, or TCBS, John Ronald’s quartet of boyhood scholars, gleefully contribute to some of the best scenes of the film with a Stand By Me vibe, while I, Claudius alum Derek Jacobi is is quite welcome as Tolkien’s mentor, Professor Joseph Wright.

Although the historicity of the material is topnotch, emotional connection winds up sacrificed at the feet of accuracy. It’s almost as if writers Derek Gleeson and Stephen Beresford had composed a checklist with snippets of dialogue locked in for the script with no intent to budge. Director Dome Karukoski (Tom of Finland) knows how to visually harness the beauty in the mundane, but ultimately leaves the viewer desiring more intimacy between characters.

The achievement of Tolkien is, without a doubt, its good looks. Every sequence is photo-

graphed with brilliance; bright light accompanies Edith at a piano or dancing and blue-gray hues saturate soldiers, oranges and yellows assault on the horizon in battle. These palettes are inserted alongside hallucinatory effects such as fire-breathing dragons and black knights materializing during the Battle of the Somme.

Unfortunately, these are the only visual examples of Tolkien creating, and we all would have benefitted from deeper or better examples of his imagination at work.

Any fan of Tolkien’s life and works will surely be entertained, but it’s hard to say if the average movie-goer would be equally charmed. As the father of modern fantasy literature and its wildly popular branching paths, the celebrated author, linguist and intellectual deserves more than a single film to discuss the complexities of his work.

In the meantime, we have one more average biopic to add to the ever-growing subgenre.

(Matthew K Gutierrez)

Jean Cocteau Cinema, PG-13, 112 min.

SHADOW

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Hero and House of Flying Daggers filmmaker Yimou Zhang returns to the big screen with Shadow, a film that gets so much right even as it insists on lagging from time to time. This is, in a

nutshell, the Zhang conundrum: Do beautifully made kung fu movies that take full advantage of jaw-dropping cinematography and deathdefying stunts get a pass on everything else?

In the “pro” column, Shadow paints a pretty picture of fairy-tale intrigue. A war has raged between territories since time immemorial, and the commander of one such territory’s army (Chao Deng) hatches a plan along with his clever wife (Li Sun) and a dedicated doppelgänger (also Deng). By out-thinking his opponents, allies and king (Ryan Zhen) at every step, his master plan begins to unfold. Too bad everyone around there is a kung fu genius. Conflict, naturally, arises, and that simple plan of getting a dude who looks just like him to do all kinds of crazy things starts to seem convoluted.

Of course, we’re not really here for a flawless plot or fantastic examples of thespian skill— we’re here for the kung fu. And it is epic (which we say honestly hating what the internet has done to that word). Here, fans of the genre will find every bit as much to like as in Zhang’s other works, but with better tech steering the car and allowing for more complex results. In these fight scenes—replete with bizarre weaponry and stunning, rainswept backgrounds—Shadow succeeds time and time again, but it’s often back to the politics of the court, some painfully misdirected stabs at comic levity and long expositional conversations that feel stilted at best.

In Zhang’s overall body of work, Shadow holds its own, but it’s certainly not going to

Tolkien: One does not simply define all fantasy literature without a rich backstory.

wind up a cultural phenomenon as his other works have. Ang Lee’s brilliant Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sort of stacked the kung fu deck forever, anyway, and though Shadow can be good fun, it can also take too long getting there.

(ADV)

Center for Contemporary Arts, NR, 116 min.

THE CHAPERONE

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Television director Michael Engler helms The Chaperone, a coming-of-age story about two very different women traveling together to New York City from Kansas. Mostly set in 1922, Prohibition, suppressive gender dynamics and xenophobia all rear their ugly heads, revealing an olderlooking but relevant America; If you thought our past were full of smiles and ragtime, this shows otherwise.

Haley Lu Richardson (Split) plays a teenage version of screen star Louise Brooks, New York-bound for dancing reasons. Richardson’s youthful exuberance and natural talent makes her fascinating to watch and she steals entire scenes. Elizabeth McGovern (Downton Abbey) as Norma Carlisle, meanwhile, is Louise’s chaperone, and a counter to her personality.

McGovern finds her character’s greatest power either via cooly expressing her values to the ignorant, or in discovering her New York past. The supporting cast are pleasant enough with eyes on Lord of the Rings star Miranda Otto as Louise’s dance instructor, and Singles lead Campbell Scott as Norma’s secretive husband in particular. Unfortunately, accomplished thespian Blythe Danner couldn’t be bothered to do anything other than arrive and collect her check.

Julian Fellowes, also of Downton Abbey, pens a screenplay average in narrative structure, but clever in the quiet conversations, and the film’s biggest blunders are in allowing well-written dialogue to be ruined by a lack of direction. One wishes Engler were more active in helping his actors make choices in both body language and pitch.

Despite that, the production design is quite convincing. Nothing looks fake, but rather aged, as if preserved in time for this exact production.

Camera work and lighting are fluid as well; bright, yet accommodating to the environment.

Other elements are wonkier, such as choppy editing that robs lead actors of emotional moments landing with gravitas or poor vocal dubbing that makes one wonder when the Shaolin monks might fly into the air, swords in hand.

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Shadow will make you go, “Gah!” As one can guess, The Chaperone would have made a far better special on PBS than a theatrical release. Its relatively small viewership could have found a charming enough program for a Sunday evening view, favorite vice in hand. (MKG)

Jean Cocteau Cinema, NR, 93 min.

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It’s been a little over 10 years since the first Iron Man film taught us that comic book flicks could be well-made, quite fun and well worth it, and the saga it spawned—which of course rolls up about a zillion other titles from Guardians of the Galaxy and Captain Marvel to Dr. Strange and Spider-Man: Homecoming—comes to a close in the latest and final (we think) Avengers movie, Endgame.

We rejoin Iron Man, Thor, War Machine, Black Widow, Rocket Raccoon, Ant Man and a whole cadre of other heroes in the aftermath of super villain Thanos’ finger-snapping annihilation of 50% of the universe’s living creatures. This meant a whole mess of our favorites—like Spider-Man, dammit—had faded to death and to dust. Cue tears.

But despite the despotic madman from across the stars’ best hopes for some sort of universal balance restoration, pretty much no one in the galaxy is grateful. Hence, the surviving Earthlings and non-Earthlings alike keep the teamwork going and hatch a plan to try and bring everyone back.

Cue more tears.

It’s true what you’ve heard about Endgame‘s long runtime (just pee before), but the magic in directors Joe and Anthony Russo’s latest entry is in how it never ever stops rocking even for an instant. If anything, it feels a little shorter than it could have been. Perhaps it’s in how everything from every extended franchise has been leading to this showdown since day one, or maybe it’s in the clever ways the Russo brothers manage to present a greatest hits feel without exhausting the audience. Even the slower moments feel necessary, even the clearly emotionally manipulative swelling of the music as fight scenes go down or friends come together feel warranted.

For this and so many other reasons, Endgame is wildly satisfying, even when it doesn’t pan out in the ways we might like. Cue even more tears— which is odd, really, because these are comic book characters with fantastic powers who are wrapped up in utterly absurd scenarios time and time again.

But they’ve been with us most of our lives, in comic form and on television, in movie theaters and video games. Scoff if you will, non-fans, but for those who surrender to the siren call of Marvel Comics and Studios, it feels like we’re rooting for our friends through every painful twist and heart-soaring victory.

Toss in that tech that makes old folks look young and young folks look old, some honest-toGod tearjerker moments and the return of Brie Larson’s ultra-fun Carol Danvers, and we’ve really got something going. Think of it like a love letter to the fans—a bombastic, over-the-top love letter rife with the smoothest CGI, a darker tone and a couple cameos from the Community cast (from whence the Russo brothers came) all working together in glorious synergy for what is easily one of the best action movies of our time. Go for the face-punching, stay for the hugs; engage in the culture every once in awhile. (ADV)

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming weeks, I suspect you will have the wisdom to criticize yourself in constructive ways that will at least partially solve a long-standing problem. Hallelujah! I bet you will also understand what to do to eliminate a bad habit by installing a good new habit. Please capitalize on that special knowledge! There’s one further capacity I suspect you’ll have: the saucy ingenuity necessary to alleviate a festering fear. Be audacious!

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In the coming weeks, I hope you’ll regularly give yourself to generous, expansive experiences. I hope you’ll think big, funny thoughts and feel spacious, experimental emotions. I hope you’ll get luxurious glimpses of the promise your future holds, and I hope you’ll visualize yourself embarking on adventures and projects you’ve been too timid or worried to consider before now. For best results, be eager to utter the word “MORE!” as you meditate on the French phrase “joie de vivre” and the English phrase “a delight in being alive.”

TAURUS (April 20-May 20):What standards might we use in evaluating levels of sexual satisfaction? One cruclal measure is the tenderness and respect that partners have for each other. Others include the ability to play and have fun, the freedom to express oneself uninhibitedly, the creative attention devoted to unpredictable foreplay, and the ability to experience fulfilling orgasms.

How do you rate your own levels, Taurus? Wherever you may currently fall on the scale, the coming months will be a time when you can accomplish an upgrade. How? Read authors who specialize in the erotic arts. Talk to your partners with increased boldness and clarity. While meditating, search for clues in the depths.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): According to Popular Mechanics magazine, over three million sunken ships are lying on the bottoms of the world’s oceans. Some of them contain billions of dollars’ worth of precious metals and jewels. Others are crammed with artifacts that would be of great value to historians and archaeologists. And here’s a crazy fact: fewer than one percent of all those potential treasures have been investigated by divers. I bring this to your attention, Scorpio, because I hope it might inspire you to explore your inner world’s equivalent of lost or unknown riches. The GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If there were a Hall of Fame astrological omens suggest that the coming weeks will for writers, Shakespeare might have been voted in first. be an excellent time to go searching for them.

His work is regarded as a pinnacle of intellectual brilSAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Some days you need liance. And yet here’s a fun fact: The Bard quoted well god’s grace,” writes poet Scherezade Siobhan. “On over a thousand passages from the Bible. Can you other days: the feral tongue of vintage whiskey and a imagine a modern author being taken seriously by the mouth kissed by fire.” I’m guessing, Sagittarius, that literati if he or she frequently invoked such a fundathese days you might be inclined to prefer the feral mental religious text? I bring this to your attention so tongue of vintage whiskey and a mouth kissed by fire. as to encourage you to be Shakespeare-like in the com- But according to my astrological analysis, those flashy ing weeks. That is, be willing to draw equally from both phenomena would not motivate you to take the correcintellectual and spiritual sources; be a deep thinker who tive and adaptive measures you actually need. The communes with sacred truths; synergize the functions grace of god—or whatever passes for the grace of god of your discerning mind and your devotional heart. in your world—is the influence that will best help you CANCER (June 21-July 22): “People will choose unhap- accomplish what’s necessary. Fortunately, I suspect you know how to call on and make full use of that grace. piness over uncertainty,” writes Cancerian author and entrepreneur Timothy Ferriss. He doesn’t do that him- CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Capricorn poet self, but rather is quite eager to harvest the perks of William Stafford articulated some advice that I think dwelling in uncertainty. I presume this aptitude has you need to hear right now. Please hold it close to played a role in his huge success; his books have your awareness for the next 21 days. “Saying things appeared on bestseller lists and his podcasts have been you do not have to say weakens your talk,” he wrote. downloaded more than 300 million times. In telling you “Hearing things you do not need to hear dulls your this, I’m not encouraging you to embrace the fertile hearing.” By practicing those protective measures, power of uncertainty 24 hours a day and 365 days of Capricorn, you will foster and safeguard your mental every year. But I am urging you to do just that for the health. Now here’s another gift from Stafford: next three weeks. There’ll be big payoffs if you do, “Things you know before you hear them—those are including rich teachings on the art of happiness. you, those are why you are in the world.”

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Many eighteenth-century pirates were committed to democracy and equality among their ranks. The camaraderie and fairness and mutual respect that prevailed on pirate ships were markedly different from the oppressive conditions faced by sailors who worked for the navies of sovereign nations. The latter were often pressed into service against their will and had to struggle to collect meager salaries. Tyrannical captains controlled all phases of their lives. I bring this to your attention, Leo, with the hope that it will inspire you to seek out alternative approaches to rigid and hierarchical systems.

Gravitate toward generous organizations that offer you ample freedom and rich alliances. The time is right to ally yourself with emancipatory influences.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Love is an immoderate thing / And can never be content,” declared poet W. B. Yeats. To provide you with an accurate horoscope, I’ll have to argue with that idea a bit. From what I can determine, love will indeed be immoderate in your vicinity during the coming weeks. On the other hand, it’s likely to bring you a high degree of contentment— as long as you’re willing to play along with its immoderateness. Here’s another fun prediction: I suspect that love’s immoderateness, even as it brings you satisfaction, will also inspire you to ask for more from love and expand your capacity for love. And that could lead to even further immoderate and interesting experiments.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will know you are in sweet alignment with cosmic forces if you have an VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t wait around for fate impulse to try a rash adventure, but decide instead to to decide which decisions you should make and what work on fixing a misunderstanding with an ally. You can directions you should go. Formulate those decisions be sure you’re acting in accordance with your true intuyourself, with your willpower fully engaged. Never say, ition if you feel an itch to break stuff, but instead chan“If it’s meant to be, it will happen.” Rather, resolve to nel your fierce energy into improving conditions at your create the outcomes you strongly desire to happen. Do job. You will be in tune with your soul’s code if you start you understand how important this is? You shouldn’t fantasizing about quitting what you’ve been working on allow anyone else to frame your important questions so hard, but instead sit down and give yourself a pep and define the nature of your problems; you’ve got to do talk to reinvigorate your devotion and commitment. the framing and defining yourself. One more thing: don’t fantasize about the arrival of the “perfect moment.” The Homework: Make up a secret identity for yourself. What perfect moment is whenever you decree it is. is it? How do you use it? Testify at FreeWillAstrology.com

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LEGALS No.: D-101-CV-2019-01212 LEGAL NOTICE TO Case NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME CREDITORS/NAME TAKE NOTICE that in accordance with the provisions CHANGE of Sec. 40-8-1 through Sec. STATE OF NEW MEXICO 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et. seq.

COUNTY OF SANTA FE the Petitioner Daniel Chavez FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT will apply to the Honorable COURT Bryan Biedscheid, District Judge Case No.: D-101-PB-2019-00068 of the First Judicial District at IN THE MATTER OF THE the Santa Fe Judicial Complez, ESTATE OF DOUGLAS M. 225 Montezuma Ave., in Santa JONES, DECEASED Fe, New Mexico at 9:00 a.m. on the 4th day of June, 2019 AMENDED NOTICE TO for an ORDER FOR CHANGE CREDITORS OF NAME of the child Josiah NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN Romero to Josiah Ethan Chavez. that Bonnie McManus has STEPHEN T. PACHECO, been appointed Personal District Court Clerk Representative of this Estate.

By: Jennifer Romero, All persons having claims against this Estate are required Deputy Court Clerk Submitted by: to present their claims within Daniel Chavez four (4) months after the Petitioner, Pro Se date of the first publication of the Notice or the claims STATE OF NEW MEXICO will be forever barred. Claims COUNTY OF SANTA FE must be presented either to FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT the Personal Representative COURT at 3514 Shawna Drive, IN THE MATTER OF A Medford, OR 97504 or to the PETITION FOR CHANGE undersigned counsel for the OF NAME OF JOSE ERNEST Personal Representative or MADRID filed with the First Judicial Case No.: D-101-CV-2019-01312 District Court, 222 Montezuma NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME Ave., Santa Fe, NM 87501.

TAKE NOTICE that in Jay Goodman and Associates accordance with the Law Firm, PC provisions of Sec. 40-8-1 By: Peter L. Bruso, Esq. through Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 2019 Galisteo, Suite C3 1978, et seq. the Petitioner Santa Fe, NM 87505 Jose Ernest Madrid will apply (505) 989-8117 to the Honorable Matthew J. Wilson, District Judge of the STATE OF NEW MEXICO First Judicial District at the COUNTY OF SANTA FE Santa Fe Judicial Complex, FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT 225 Montezuma Ave., in Santa COURT Fe, New Mexico, at 2:45 p.m.

IN THE MATTER OF A on the 19th day of June 2019 PETITION FOR CHANGE OF for an ORDER FOR CHANGE NAME OF NATALIE MARINA OF NAME from Jose Ernest VITTO Madrid to Ernest Joe Madrid.

Case No.: D-101-CV-2019-01253 STEPHEN T. PACHECO, NOTICE OF CHANGE OF NAME District Court Clerk By: Leticia Cunningham, TAKE NOTICE that in accordance with the provisions Deputy Court Clerk Submitted by: of Sec. 40-8-1 through Sec. 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et seq. the Jose Ernest Madrid Petitioner, Pro Se Petitioner Natalie Marina Vitto will apply to the Honroable FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT Francis J. Matthew, District COURT Judge of the First Judicial COUNTY OF SANTA FE District at the Santa Fe Judicial STATE OF NEW MEXICO Complex, 225 Montezuma IN THE MATTER OF THE Ave., in Santa Fe, New Mexico, PETITION FOR CHANGE OF at 1:!5 p.m. on the 3rd day of NAME OF CIARA AMELIA June, 2019 for an ORDER FOR MCKENZIE CHAVEZ, a minor CHANGE OF NAME from Case No.: D-101-CV-2019-01333 Natalie Marina Vitto to Natalie NOTICE OF HEARING Marina Dante.

TAKE NOTICE that in Stephen T. Pacheco, accordance with the provisions District Court Clerk of Sections 40-8-1 through By: Leah Martinez, 40-8-3 NMSA 1978, et seq., Deputy Court Clerk the Petitioners Monique Submitted by: Chavez and Andres Garcia will Natalie Marina Vitto apply to the honorable Francis Petitioner, Pro Se J. Mathew, District Judge of the First Judicial District, at STATE OF NEW MEXICO the Santa Fe Judicial Complex COUNTY OF SANTA FE Building, 225 Montezuma FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT Ave., Santa Fe, New Mexico COURT at 1:15 p.m. on the 12th day IN THE MATTER OF A of June, 2019, for an ORDER PETITION FOR CHANGE OF FOR CHANGE OF NAME from NAME OF JOSIAH ROMERO, CIARA AMELIA MCKENZIE A MINOR CHILD. CHAVEZ to CIARA AMELIA

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SERVICE DIRECTORY STATE OF NEW MEXICO COUNTY OF SANTA FE FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT CYNTHIA Y HERNANDEZ, PLAINTIFF V OMAR E. MARRUFO, DEFENDANT Case No.: D-101-DM-2019-185 ORDER FOR SERVICE OF PROCESS BY PUBLICATION IN A NEWSPAPER STATE OF NEW MEXICO Plaintiff has filed a motion COUNTY OF SANTA FE requesting that the court FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT approve service of process IN THE MATTER OF THE upon Omar E. Marrufo by PETITION OF JOANNE publication in a newspaper of DARLENE TAFOYA TO general circulation.

CHANGE HER NAME TO The court finds that the DARLENE JOANN TAFOYA. plaintiff has made diligent Case No.: D-101-CV-2019-00856 efforts to make personal AMENDED NOTICE OF service, but has not been CHANGE OF NAME able to complete service TAKE NOTICE that in accordance with the provision of process. The last known address of Omar E. Maruffo is of Section 40-8-1 through Section 40-8-3 NMSA (1978) 3741 Luna de Miel, Santa Fe, et seq., the Petitioner JOANNE NM, 87507.

DARLENE TAFOYA, will apply The court further that the newspaper of general to the Honorable Matthew circulation in this county is Justin Wilson, District Judge of the First Judicial District at the The Reporter [and that Santa Fe Judicial Complex, 225 this newspaper is most likely Montezuma Ave., in Santa Fe, to give the defendent notice of the pendency of action] at 2:00 p.m. on the 19th day [and the county of Santa of June, 2019, for an ORDER FOR CHANGE OF NAME from Fe, State of New Mexico, a newspaper most likely to give JOANNE DARLENE TAFOYA to DARLENE JOANN TAFOYA. notice of the pendency of this proceeding to the person to be STEPHEN T. PACHECO, served is: The Reporter.

District Court Clerk THEREFORE, IT IS HEREBY By: Leah Martinez, ORDERED that the petitioner Deputy Court Clerk serve pocess on Omar E. Issued: 4-9-2019 Marrufo by publication once Submitted by: a week for three consecutive Kristi A. Wareham weeks in the The Reporter Kristi A. Wareham, P.C. [and one a week for three 708 Paseo de Peralta consecutive weeks in The Santa Fe, New Mexico 87501 505-820-0698 Reporter in Santa Fe]. The kristiwareham@icloud.com plaintiff shall file a proof for Attorney for Petitioner service with a copy of the affidavit of pulbication when service has been completed.

LEGAL NOTICES - Dated this 6th day of May, 2019. Maria Sanchez-Gagne ALL OTHERS District Judge FIRST JUDICIAL DISTRICT COURT COUNTY OF SANTA FE STATE OF NEW MEXICO Case No. D-101-DM-2018-00870 JULIA CABRERA MORA, Petitioner v.

JANETH ORTIZ and OSCAR GOMEZ, Respondent, IN THE MATTER OF THE KINSHIP GUARDIANSHIP OF L.G ad V.G., children NOTICE OF PENDENCY OF ACTION To the above named Respondent: A petition has been presented to this Court by Julia Cabrera Mora, seeking Kinship Guardianship of the children.

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all $5 and $6

~ APOTHECARY RESTAURANT ~ "alchemy tailored to your state of being"

Gluten-free kitchen, paleo, vegan,CBD edibles, nutrient-rich comfort food.

Sun-Wed (10AM - 8PM) Thu-Sat (10AM - 10PM) 133 W. SAN FRANCISCO STREET | (505)986-5037 | santafeoxygenbar.com

happy hour everyday from 4 pm to 6:30 pm