THIS MODERN WORLD

CITY’S WEEKLY WRAP SOCIAL MEDIA NEWSLETTER SAYS BICENTENNIAL POOL CONSTRUCTION IS ON PACE FOR MEMORIAL DAY OPENING

Write “Gov’t-run petri dish reopens” on your calendar for May 30 so you don’t forget!

NEW MEOW WOLF CEO USED TO WORK AT VIACOM

Nothing says neighborhood art biz like the guy from Viacom.

SANTA FE SINKHOLE SURPRISES SOME

We’re pretty much always expecting the gates of hell to open up and swallow everyone, but we’re glad no one was injured.

FORMER FARMINGTON SCHOOL DISTRICT WORKER SENTENCED FOR PLANNING TO STEAL AND RESELL THOUSANDS OF IPODS MEANT FOR NAVAJO NATION KIDS

“You shouldn’t try to steal and resell thousands of iPods meant for Navajo Nation kids,” is not a thought we ever thought we’d have to think, but here we are.

TRUMP ABRUPTLY ENDS NPR INTERVIEW AFTER BEING FACT CHECKED LIVE

It was way cuter when Adam Driver did it.

SOME SFR STAFFERS SOMEHOW GOT MAIL ON MLK DAY

No jokes here, postal workers who had to do that, just a moment to say we’re sorry about your holiday.

OMICRON IS REPORTEDLY GREAT AT ELUDING VACCINES

Living things that elude vaccines are jerks—microscopic or not.

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THE FORK

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WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

SOUP STALLED

The Food Depot has once again called off its annual Souper Bowl, but so far the nonprofit says Santa Fe keeps coming through.