THIS MODERN WORLD

SEN. MARCO RUBIO SAYS BIDEN MAGA REMARKS ARE REMINISCENT OF ‘THIRD-WORLD DICTATORSHIPS’

We wonder what “Little Marco” thinks of the Oval Office’s last occupant.

HISTORICAL/HYSTERICAL AND PET PARADES RETURN AFTER PANDEMIC HIATUS

And you’re just not living unless you’re watching groups of living beings walk in the same direction.

CLEAR!

SOUTHSIDE LIBRARY BRIEFLY CLOSED AFTER ‘SUSPICIOUS’ SUITCASE FOUND

Turns out it was books, which tracks with the whole library thing.

QUEEN ELIZABETH DEAD AT 96

Lots of grief, plus folks who aren’t particularly sad that a monarch from an archaic system who sat on hordes of stolen wealth like a dragon passed away at a ripe old age!

ROUGHLY 30 CASES LINKED TO SANTA FE COUNTY DEPUTY DISMISSED OR COMPROMISED

SFR told you about this guy many moons ago, dear reader.

SANTA FE COP SHOPS LEFT OUT OF STATE FUNDING FOR MORE COPS

That’s because they, ummm, failed to apply.

AUTHORITIES RETURN WANDERING BEAR BACK TO THE WILD

It’s messed up bears are that cute but will straight-up murder you for fun. Just saying.

READ IT ON SFREPORTER.COM

GOV SHUTS OUT CONSERVATIVE WRITERS

The move has some parallels to Mark Ronchetti’s choice to ice out a journalist he doesn’t like. But who gets to decide?

WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

PICTURE OF HEALTH

New Mexico hospitals continue to struggle with pre-existing and new workforce challenges as a result of the COVID-19.