THIS MODERN WORLD

RONCHETTI “BAD FOR NEW MEXICO” MEMES ARE PRETTY FUNNY, ACTUALLY

The one about him finding biscochitos too spicy was RICH.

WE MADE IT TO OCTOBER

Which means people who like Halloween are going to tell you allllllll about it, and/or that, according to Merle Haggard, if we make it two more months, everything is gonna be alright.

LORETTA LYNN DIES AT 90

Rest in power, you damn champion.

OH, GOD, BALLOON FIESTA IS STILL GOING

“It never gets old watching wicker propelled by fire. And the glow? Magic!” says your most obnoxious friend.

PNM FILES PLAN TO MODERNIZE ELECTRICAL GRID, THEREBY OPENING UP OPTIONS FOR SUPERHEROES (AND VILLAINS) WITH ELECTRICITY POWERS

Obviously.

RAIL RUNNER RIDER NUMBERS DOWN 19% SINCE 2021

Maybe if they helped people do things besides get to work, we’d ride it more. Night train? Yup.

BIDEN APPARENTLY TOLD AL SHARPTON HE’LL RUN FOR REELECTION IN 2024

Whats’ the platform gonna be? Soft foods and going to bed when the sun’s still out?

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DAY IN COURT

A teenaged murder suspect makes his first appearance in court and prosecutors are not sure whether he’ll be charged as ab adult.

WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

ODE TO AN ALLSUP’S CHIMI

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