THIS MODERN WORLD

NEW MEXCIO OIL AND GAS ASSOCIATION NAMES NEW HEAD WITH DWI HISTORY IN FLORIDA

It’s a job requirement for this post, no?

I LIKE THE CUT OF HIS JIB.

GOVERNOR SIGNS BILL CAPPING LOAN INTEREST AT 36%

While everyone is patting everyone else on the back, remember that’s still high AF.

LOS LUNAS WILL SOON HAVE SHINY NEW AMAZON FULFILLMENT CENTER

What great news for any locally owned businesses in the area!

OFFENSIVE YET COMMONPLACE WORD TO BE DITCHED FROM PUBLIC LAND NAMES

Cue the “But it never offended ME!” white folks.

RONCHETTI REPORTEDLY FLAILS AT RUIDOSO GOP PRE-PRIMARY CONVENTION

Hey, weatherman, here’s a forecast: You are bad at politics and should probably just go ahead and quit.

LOCAL MAN PINS DOWN WOULD-BE BURGLAR UNTIL COPS ARRIVE

Pretty generous doing their job for them considering cops won’t even share discipline records with this dude—or anyone in Santa Fe for that matter.

MY NAME IS BEARD, JAMES BEARD

NEW MEXICO CHEFS AND RESTAURANTS UP FOR JAMES BEARD AWARDS

Which is not, we’ve learned, a competition about who has the sweetest beard.

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WE ARE WAY MORE THAN WEDNESDAY HERE ARE A COUPLE OF ONLINE EXCLUSIVES:

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO

SFR Senior Correspondent Julia Goldberg awakens early every weekday to bring you the Morning Word. Get yours at sfreporer.com/signup

3 MINS TOOK FOREVER

Take that, Oscars! We finally posted the winners reel from last December’s 3-Minute Film Festival.