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Peter Clark and Gloria Montano celebrate nuptials again with gala at University Club, p. 6

ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT, P. 13 • MOVIE GUIDE, P. 47 • OPEN HOUSES, P. 53

KEEPING MONTECITO BEAUTIFUL Montecito homeowners and families gear up for annual spruce-up day to honor “beautifiers” who’ve gone beyond the call of duty (story begins on p. 5)

Ghost Village Road

Ghouls and goblins and princesses and superheroes came out by the thousands to score plethora of goodies, p. 42

Tennis, Anyone?

Celebration honors Knowlwood Tennis Club’s longtime director, Jerry Hatchett, at Carriage Museum, p. 40

A Peek at Picacho

Mark Hunt points the way to Picacho Lane, where four properties range from $3.97 million to $21.5M, p. 52

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INSIDE THIS ISSUE

25 Purely Political

28 Our Town

Village Beat

MA hosts Beautification Day; unveiling of revamped Coast Village Plaza; MFPD honorees; and MWD progresses with desalination

Montecito Miscellany

Ellen’s new home; Katy Perry; Cocktails & Conversations; Robert Mitchum’s daughter; Christie Jenkins; author Elizabeth Stewart; Paul Walker’s daughter; United Nations Association Peace Prize dinner; Milt Larsen; Ed Snider’s estate; 18-course dinner; and farewell to Nancy Taylor Rosenberg

Letters to the Editor

Another week, another flurry of missives from MJ readers, comprising Martha Blackwell, Art Thomas, Robert Miller, John Burk, Ray Bourhis with Piper Gerrity, Larry Larsson, Matt McLaughlin, Lad Handelman, Sanderson Smith, Karen Friedman, Atom Bergstrom, Don Thorn, and Anita

10 This Week

Knit ‘N Needle; art exhibit; Spanish group; First Thursday; Summerland yoga; poetry club; California antiques; Walk & Roll; Beautification Day; prayer retreat; Capacitar; Carp artists; Mesa tour; book signing; beekeeping; Met Live in HD; MA Land Use; Alzheimer’s Women’s Initiative; book discussion; magic; healing power; MBAR; relationships; Petra Beumer; La Casa lecture; Owls in Wonderland; art classes; brain fitness; story time; and yoga

Ward Connerly, president of the American Civil Rights Institute, weighs in on honoring America and NFL players who don’t stand for the national anthem Joanne Calitri pays a visit to SB High School’s theater, where students perform the play Cry Baby under the watchful eyes of director Otto Layman

30 In The News

Jon Vreeland gets down to business about the Santa Barbara Rescue Mission’s $10-million renovation and downsizing

32 On Entertainment

Steven Libowitz chats with Manon director Kristine McIntyre; violinist Leila Josefowicz; pianist Emma Lou Diemer tribute; OK Go concert; musician Kimberly Ford; and Luis Muñoz

40 Montecito Insider

Julia Rodgers visits the Santa Barbara Carriage Museum and catches up with Jerry Hatchett, Knowlwood Tennis Club’s tennis director

42 Ghost Village Road 2017

Picture this: photographer Joanne Calitri focuses on Montecito’s Halloween celebration as trick-or-treaters invade Coast Village Road

44 Legal Advertising 47 Movie Guide 49 Ray’s Ramblings

Handy chart to assist readers in determining when to take that walk or run on the beach

Cold as ice: In the second of an ongoing series, Ray Winn looks back at the frigid weather of the late 1700s and 1800s and its impact on regions worldwide

What’s bugging Ashleigh Brilliant? His love-and-hate relationship with insects. He explains why while revealing his favorite and least-liked.

The college hires a new Enrollment VP; and the highly ranked volleyball team tunes up for nationals

Lynda Millner reports on SB Recue Mission’s Bayou celebration; Heal The Ocean fundraiser; and “With a Song in My Heart” concert

1st Thursday and sounds of music; Circo Hermanos Caballero; War at Chumash Casino; artist Rebecca Folsom; UCSB with Shakespeare; pianist Bryan Tari; SB Mesa artists; and It’s a Wonderful Life, a Live Radio Play

Tide Guide

13 Brilliant Thoughts

14 Seen Around Town

50 Calendar of Events

18 In Passing

A tribute and obituary for Dennis Dragon, a musician, Los Angeles native, and youngest son of Carmen and Eloise Dragon

22 Spirituality Matters

Steven Libowitz previews a weekend workshop by JoAnne Chartrand and Dr. Dyrian Benz; Dale Halaway at Healing Hub; Westmont hosts Jeff Schloss; Dog Walk for Peace; and Dawa Tarchin Phillips

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52 Real Estate

Mark Hunt surveys the scene of four properties all located on Picacho Lane, but with price tags ranging from $3.97 million to $21.5M

53 Open House Directory 54 Classified Advertising 55 Local Business Directory

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Village Beat

Kelly Mahan Herrick

Kelly has been editor at large for the Journal since 2007, reporting on news in Montecito and beyond. She is also a licensed realtor with Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices, and is a member of Montecito and Santa Barbara’s top real estate team, Calcagno & Hamilton.

Beautification Day Winners

A Spanish-style home on Cota Lane has received this year’s Beautification Award for Charming Cottage

his Saturday, November 4, Montecito Association hosts the 32nd annual Beautification Day in the upper village green. Hundreds of volunteers will participate in picking up litter along Montecito’s trails, roads, and beaches, and several Montecito homeowners will be honored for their contributions in keeping Montecito beautiful. The Beautification Committee, once again led by Mindy Denson – who has organized the event for 13 years – has chosen winners in three Beautification Award categories: Charming Cottage, Drought-Tolerant Landscaping, and Beautiful Gate/Entryway. This year’s winner for Charming Cottage is Jody Jones, the owner of a Spanish-style cottage on Cota Lane. Jody has spent the last three years tending to the property, adding honeysuckle vines, roses in oversized planters, bamboo trees, boxwood plants,

and bougainvillea. The white-walled cottage is accessed via charming gates and a red-brick motor court. “It is so charming, on a lovely Montecito street,” Denson said. The Drought-Tolerant Landscape award goes to a homeowner on Santa Rosa Lane, who with the help of her friend Annie Dyer, re-landscaped the front entry in 2014 during the drought. “Recognizing we were in a water shortage and water restriction time, it was so appealing to fill the area with a variety of stones, Birds of Paradise, and various succulents,” said the homeowner, who asked for anonymity. “Being from the East Coast, we were not familiar with succulents but have come to enjoy them. We are happy our neighbors appreciate the beauty. It feels so California!” An honorable mention for the same

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Monte ito Miscellany by Richard Mineards

Richard covered the Royal Family for Britain’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail, and was an editor on New York Magazine. He was also a national anchor on CBS, a commentator on ABC Network News, gossip on The Joan Rivers Show and Geraldo Rivera, host on E! TV, a correspondent on the syndicated show Extra, and a commentator on the KTLA Morning News. He moved to Montecito ten years ago.

Glory for Gloria and Peter

ussie jazz musician Peter Clark, who married his wife, Gloria Montano, in September at a quiet Montecito ceremony, celebrated the event in grander style at the University Club with more than 100 turning out for cocktails and dinner. Peter had been dating Gloria, founder of the former social glossy Scene & Heard, for two years following the death of his wife, Dallas, in July 2014, after 31 years together, including owning Andria’s Harborside Seafood Restaurant for 10 years. “I never thought I’d get married again after Dallas, but then Gloria came into my life,” says Peter, 79, who has lived in our tony town since 1988. After crooning “It Had To Be You” with his band, and Teen Star 2014 Mary Grace Langhorne sang Over the Rainbow friends including

Charlie Alva, Erin Graffy de Garcia, Beverlye Hyman Fead with pianist Al Reeves and Victoria Hines (photo by Priscilla)

At the Clarks’ reception are guests Warren Butler, emcee John Thyne, Reverend Yvonne, and Dave Bazinet (photo by Priscilla)

Hosting newlyweds Peter and Gloria Clark at their wedding reception table in the University Club (photo by Priscilla)

Anne Towbes, Nina Terzian, Jelinda DeVorzon, and realtor John Thyne, who helped them tie the knot, lauded the tony twosome, who are leaving in due course to honeymoon in Australia and New Zealand.

Among the guests were Barry DeVorzon, who acted as best man, Doug and Marni Margerum, Leslie Ridley-Tree, Milt and Arlene Larsen,

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LETTERS

TO THE EDITOR

If you have something you think Montecito should know about, or wish to respond to something you read in the Journal, we want to hear from you. Please send all such correspondence to: Montecito Journal, Letters to the Editor, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite D, Montecito, CA. 93108. You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to jim@montecitojournal.net

The Trees of Life

here is a Lorax-summoning trend happening in Montecito that is, along with the ongoing drought, significantly altering our rural feel as well as the health of our community: trees are being cut down – by the masses. After speaking with tree services in town, I estimate that in the past two years somewhere close to 1,000 mature trees have been removed in Montecito. Many of these trees succumbed to the drought or drought-related infestations and diseases. With proper watering, however, most of those trees could have been saved. During the late-summer months in Santa Barbara, a mature, non-native tree, which includes everything except our native oaks, needs about 150 gallons of water each month. That’s the same as running five loads of laundry or taking seven showers. Compared to what trees give us (life included), that’s not a lot of need. In addition to providing oxygen, trees provide shade, habitat for a majority of landbound biodiversity; healthy soils and erosion protection; and, most significantly in this time of global warming: clean air. Trees clean our air. This leads me to the second reason it appears trees are being removed in such large numbers: they are being replaced with hardscape to replicate the city worlds people are leaving behind when they choose to move

to rural Montecito. I know, it doesn’t make sense. Why would you move from the city to the somewhat rural town of Montecito, only to remove that which is making Montecito feel more rural, thus recreating the feel of the city and, as more and more trees are removed, the air quality of those city hardscapes as well? The schools are good here, but not worth sacrificing our town and well-being for. Yes, the trees require maintenance and water. They drop fruits and prickly things all over the patios and into the pools. They cover fancy cars with sticky sap, and birds roost in them, thus leaving their own droppings all over the cars, patios, and pools as well. And, boy, whenever the wind blows, sometimes a limb or two might pop off and cause minor (or even major) destruction. And, while it’s certainly oftentimes easier to eliminate the “problem” than to deal with it, perhaps what could be done is for all those currently contemplating removing these magnificent creatures from our land- and skyscapes to take a gigantic step back and contemplate the alternatives. Contemplate your health and, more importantly, the health of your children, which includes mental as well as physical health. Contemplate that every tree you take down is taking with it even more biodiversity than you could count in a lifetime. Contemplate

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the impact on the air quality and the impact on your shade quality on our increasingly hotter days. And contemplate why you chose to move from the city and live in Montecito instead of, say, downtown Santa Barbara or the Mesa (I know, again, the schools are good here, but please...). Maybe also read and re-read Dr. Seuss’s The Lorax, and then research all the benefits, psychological ones as well, trees provide personally, to you. Trees are here for us. Please, stop cutting them all down. Martha Blackwell Montecito (Editor’s note: We agree, mostly, with your sentiments, with one giant exception: eucalyptus trees (called “widow makers” in Australia, where they originally came from) don’t belong here and should go. – J.B.)

Winn Should Go National

Ray Winn’s explanation of the current “global warming” issue (Ray’s Ramblings (Part I), MJ #23/43) was so exceptionally well-written and explanatory that even the scientifically uninitiated (such as politicians and the media) should be able to understand it. Unfortunately, I doubt any of them will read it, much less look into the background information to learn more facts. While it is worthwhile for us all to do what we reasonably are able to reduce atmospheric pollution, the economic cost of some of the current initiatives, proposals, and laws should not be ignored. I would bet there are not more than a handful of state and local politicians and bureaucrats who are mandating things like “100-percent sustainable energy sources for the city of Santa Barbara by 2030,” that have ever read any of the scientific papers and reports behind this current craze, nor if they do read them, would understand them. I hope that Ray keeps up his excellent writing and expands it to a national scale. Art Thomas Santa Barbara

Just Can It

So, players are taking a knee during our national anthem to protest social/ racial inequality. But this country has more than enough opportunities to make inequality a null issue. The problem is they do not want to put out the effort to earn those benefits. They think they are entitled to be given what they want. This is infantile. But they have the right to civilly protest. Of course, we have the same freedom of speech to tell them to put a

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Voting for Frank

I am voting for Frank Hotchkiss for mayor. Unfortunately, many are gathering around Cathy Murillo (she is 2nd in the polls), which would be disastrous. Frank has the best chance and is slightly leading now; so, I encourage you to cast a vote his way. John Burk Santa Barbara

Lighting up the Night

I don’t know about you, but I have had it with all the bad news. It doesn’t feel like this has been a very good year for our country. So, we decided to write this note in an effort to brighten things up. One house, one block, one neighborhood at a time. Starting with our own blocks. Let’s break out holiday lights like never before. For Thanksgiving, Christmas, Chanukah… And maybe we can spread the idea to other streets. All over Santa Barbara, all over California. If somebody knows how to use Facebook and social media – whatever that is – maybe this could even go viral without anyone catching something. There. We’ve done our part. We’re all on the same team here. Let’s go for it. It’s our country. Let’s make a statement. Let’s light it up. Ray Bourhis Piper Gerrity Santa Barbara

U.S. Already Great

I read Joe Mackey’s letter to the editor (“Looking at Kneeling”, MJ #23/43) and I completely agree with his assessment and conclusions. I also have totally boycotted watching NFL games since midseason last year. I will not watch another NFL game in person nor on TV now or in the future, no matter what the NFL does at this point in time. I love this country, respect this country, and I was a U.S. naval officer in the 1960s. This is the greatest country that has ever existed on this planet. Larry Larsson Santa Barbara

Patti’s the Real Deal

The thing I think about when I think of Patricia Reagan (excuse the French) is that there is no other biological mass more responsible for the ultimate coupling of Reagans and Davises (“Coming & Going”, MJ #23/43). She’s the Real Deal.

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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 12 Owls in Wonderland Laguna Blanca School hosts carnival with an Alice in Wonderland theme. Attractions and activities include a mad scientist, scavenger hunts, games, arts and crafts, tea parties, live rabbits, and owls for photo ops, and of course, Alice herself will be there to entertain. When: 11 am to 2 pm Where: 260 San Ysidro Road

(If you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito, please e-mail kelly@montecitojournal.net or call (805) 565-1860) THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2 Knit ‘N Needle Fiber art crafts (knitting, crochet, embroidery, and more) drop-in and meet-up for all ages at Montecito Library. When: 2 to 3 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Art Exhibition A nine-person group show featuring abstraction, stone sculpture, and photography featuring figurative commentary on the human condition, as well as photography of the natural world. Artists include Rick Doehring, Penny Arntz, Beth Schmohr, Iben Vestergaard, Stephen Robeck, Pat Calonne, Paulo Lima, Duane Dammeyer, and Taj Vacarella. When: reception tonight, 5 to 8 pm; show runs through November 28 Where: 10 West Gallery, 10 West Anapamu Cost: free Info: director@10westgallery.com, 770-7711 Poetry Club Each month, discuss the life and work of a different poet; poets selected by group consensus and interest. New members welcome. This month: Lucille Clifton. When: 3:30 to 5 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 First Thursday Art Reception A three-dimensional paper juried art exhibition at Indigo Interiors. When: 5 to 7:30 pm Where: 1321 State Street Info: www.indigointeriors.com

Grand Opening Early California antiques featuring the Andres Aldrin Collection of arts, objects, furniture, and textiles. When: 5 to 10 pm Where: 1331 State Street FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Walk & Roll Montecito Union School students, teachers, and parents walk or ride to school, rather than drive. When: 8 am Where: Via Vai, Ennisbrook, and Casa Dorinda trailhead Info: 969-3249 Spanish Conversation Group at the Montecito Library The Montecito Library hosts a Spanish Conversation Group for anyone interested in practicing and improving conversational skills in Spanish. Participants should be familiar with the basics. When: 1:30 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4 Beautification Day Montecito hosts the 32nd annual event, which beautifies Montecito’s trails, beaches, roads, and bridges, followed by lunch and awards presentation. When: 9 am Where: Upper Village Green Info: www.montecitoassociation.org Centering Prayer Practice Retreat A mini-retreat day for Centering Prayer practice. There will be meditation walks, journaling, reflection, and prayer practice. Let by sister

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Suzanne Dunn, Jeannette Love, and Annette Colbert. Beginners welcome. When: 9:30 am to 1 pm Where: La Casa de Maria, 800 El Bosque Road Cost: donation Info: 969-5031 An Introduction to Capacitar This workshop offers a basic overview of key Capacitar practices to enhance personal wellness and to care for others. You will learn practices that you can begin to use immediately. Leader Taran Collis is a certified Viniyoga instructor and Capacitar practitioner. She specializes in adaptations for all levels. When: 9:30 am to 3:30 pm Where: 800 El Bosque Road Cost: $65, includes lunch Info: www.lacasademaria.org Carpinteria Artists Marketplace The event will be held in the courtyard of the Carpinteria Arts Center. Join in to celebrate the arts through music and handcrafted art pieces for sale by local artists. When: 10 am to 4 pm Where: 855 Linden Avenue Info: www.carpinteriaartscenter.org Mesa Artists Studio Tour A group of artists whose output includes abstract, representational, landscape, and figurative work in watercolors, pastels, oils, acrylics, and other media host annual Mesa Artists Studio Tour, opening their homes for a pre-holiday exhibit and sale. When: Saturday and Sunday, 11 am

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When: 2 pm Where: Music Academy of the West, Hahn Hall, 1070 Fairway Road Info: www.musicacademy.org/ zauberflote Ticket Prices: ages 7-17 free / $10 student and community access / $28 regular TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 7 Montecito Association Land Use Committee The Montecito Association is committed to preserving, protecting, and enhancing the semi-rural residential character of Montecito; today the Land Use Committee meets to discuss upcoming projects. When: 4 pm Where: Montecito Hall, 1469 East Valley Road WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 8 Luncheon & Lecture The Alzheimer’s Women’s Initiative, Santa Barbara County, led by cochair Katina Etsell and co-chair and co-founder Gerd Jordano of the Alzheimer’s Association California Central Chapter, presents the Fourth Annual “Your Brain Matters” Luncheon at the Fess Parker DoubleTree Resort. Lady Leslie Ridley-Tree is the honorary chair for the fundraising event honoring Patti Davis, who is also the keynote speaker, with the Alzheimer’s Leadership Award. Roberta Brinton, Ph.D., will be featured as the scientific speaker, presenting on the link between estrogen and glucose on the aging female brain and regenerative therapeutics. When: 11 am Where: Fess Parker DoubleTree Resort, 633 E. Cabrillo Blvd Info & Tickets: act.alz.org/awisb SB Reads Book Discussion Join a conversation about Station Eleven. When: 1 to 2 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Magic at Montecito Library Magician Steve Lopez wows the crowd. When: 3:30 to 4:30 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 The Healing Power of Herbal Tonics & Teas In this introductory presentation, you will learn about herbs, flowering plants, and mushrooms that act as detoxifiers, anti-inflammatories, cognitive enhancers, pain relievers, stress reducers, and cancer preventatives. You’ll discover therapeutic herbs that 2 – 9 November 2017

can rebuild your energy and help heal your body, along with specific remedies that you can put into practice immediately to enhance your life. Presented by Patricia Tenyer, L.Ac., a Chinese Medicine practitioner, herbalist, and owner of Hara Healing Center and Inner Alchemy Tonics & Teas. Herbal teas and tonics will be available to sample along with herbal infused desserts and treats. When: 7 pm Where: Carpinteria Woman’s Club, 1059 Vallecito Road, Carpinteria RSVP: (805) 770-0909 or patricia@harahealingcenter.com THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 9 MBAR Meeting Montecito Board of Architectural Review seeks to ensure that new projects are harmonious with the unique physical characteristics and character of Montecito. When: 1 pm Where: County Engineering Building, Planning Commission Hearing Room, 123 E. Anapamu FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 10 Harvesting the Power of Authentic Relationship Love and a sense of belonging are the cornerstones to fulfilling relationships throughout life. The heart often holds memories of ruptures and emotional wounds that go back several generations. Using relational constellations, we will access a part of the soul that provides us with far greater insight than our conscious mind. We will work to uncover relationship disruptions and entanglements, so that we can find strength, dignity, love, creativity, and a sense of belonging. Come explore ways to get unstuck in your relationships. Dyrian BenzChartrand, Ph.D., is a Somatic psychology educator and has been a co-trainer in Relational Constellations since 1989. JoAnne ChartrandBenz is a Somatic psychology educator in private practice since 1980. She has been a co-trainer in Relational Constellations since 1999 and a student of the Diamond Approach since 1992. When: 7:30 tonight to 1 pm on Sunday Where: La Casa de Maria, 800 El Bosque Road Cost: resident, $395; commuter, $295 Info: www.lacasademaria.org

how to free yourself from this cycle and nurture yourself in healthy ways. Petra Beumer, MPsy, is the owner and founder of the Mindful Eating Institute in Santa Barbara. She has been a health educator and psychotherapist for more than 17 years, helping her clients embrace their bodies and establish a healthy relationship with food. When: 9:30 am to 3:30 pm Where: La Casa de Maria, 800 El Bosque Road Cost: $75, includes lunch Info: www.lacasademaria.org Lecture at La Casa Shawne Mitchell, MA lectures on “Principles of Transcendental Leadership: Leadership Connected to the Heart of Universal Intelligence and Collective Wisdom.” When: 10:30 am to noon Where: 800 El Bosque Road Cost: $12 donation Info: www.lacasademaria.org ONGOING MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS Art Classes Beginning and advanced, all ages and by appointment – just call. Where: Portico Gallery, 1235 Coast Village Road Info: 695-8850

MONDAYS Connections Brain Fitness Program Challenging games, puzzles, and memory-enhancement exercises in a friendly environment. When: 10 am to 2 pm Where: Friendship Center, 89 Eucalyptus Lane Cost: $50, includes lunch Info: 969-0859 TUESDAYS Story Time at the Library A wonderful way to introduce children to the library, and for parents and caregivers to learn about early literacy skills; each week, children ages two to five enjoy stories, songs, puppets, and fun at Story Time. When: 10:30 to 11 am Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 WEDNESDAYS Yoga on Coast Village Yoga is back on Coast Village Road at Simpatico Pilates! Stretch, strengthen, breath and rejuvenate, with Vinyassa flow classes taught by Leanna Doyle. All levels are welcome. When: 8:30 am Where: Simpatico Pilates, 1235 Coast Village Road, Suite I Info/Reservations: 895-1368 •MJ

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award goes to Montecito Village Grocery owners Roxy and Mike Lawler, who have beautified the planter boxes outside of the upper village grocery store since purchasing it in January. Designed by landscape architect Gabriel Valencia, the planters are filled with stones and succulents, offering a picturesque corner of the upper village. This year’s Gate/Entryway winner is the gate at Piranhurst, one of Montecito’s most iconic estates that was once part of the Tea Gardens. Currently owned by Annette Simmons, the Italianate Villa was built in 1914 for Henry Ernest Bothin, who owned a spice and coffee factory

in San Francisco. Bothin’s name is still etched in the pillars at the entry to the estate, which includes an ornate gate surrounded by colorful pansies. The grand home, which narrowly survived the Tea Fire, is surrounded by multiple rose gardens and expansive lawns. “We unanimously chose this gate as this year’s winner because of its historic architecture and grand beauty,” Denson said. This year’s Citizen of the Year is former Montecito Planning commissioner Jack Overall, who served ten years as a member of the commission. Overall was also an active mem-

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Brilliant Thoughts by Ashleigh Brilliant Born London, 1933. Mother Canadian. Father a British civil servant. World War II childhood spent mostly in Toronto and Washington, D.C. Berkeley PhD. in American History, 1964. Living in Santa Barbara with wife Dorothy since 1973. No children. Best-known for his illustrated epigrams, called “Pot-Shots”, now a series of 10,000. Email ashleigh@west.net or visit www.ashleighbrilliant.com

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ike many other people, I am both fascinated and horrified by insects. In various respects, they are like us and unlike us. They are living beings, they reproduce, they nurture their young. They need food, water, and air. And in different ways, they need one another. And they die. But they don’t look at all like us, they don’t seem to think or feel like us, and only in certain situations do some of them behave like us. Their life-span is much shorter than ours. In size, even the largest ones are much smaller than we are. But their history on this planet outdates ours by millions of years. And they outnumber us by zillions. As a class of beings, insects are great builders – and great destroyers. In some countries, I’ve seen large areas dotted with termite mounds – huge structures (considering the size of their inhabitants) which can reach a height of 17 feet and are incredibly hard and durable. Thankfully, on the other hand, I’ve had no occasion to witness an army of ants on the march, or a plague of locusts, which in each case virtually consumes everything in its path. But we also have insects to thank for some of the worst and best aspects of human life. Among the worst, I would number the diseases which (quite unintentionally, no doubt) they’re responsible for spreading. Among these, we may count those carried to us by fleas and mosquitoes. It was fleas, carried by rats, which were responsible for the Bubonic Plague, familiarly called the “Black Death,” which wiped out a third of the population of Europe in the 14th century. And mosquitoes are blamed for a long list of ills, including malaria, Yellow Fever, various kinds of encephalitis, and the Zika virus, with its fearful possible effects on unborn babies. But, on the other side of the ledger, we have various beneficial insects. First, though many other kinds eat you, there’s a substantial array of bugs that you can eat – including ants, moths, crickets, and mealworms. Perhaps even more important are those many insects that eat other insects that are harmful to us, and to the plants and animals we wish to cultivate. Then there is the cochineal, which lives harmlessly on cacti, but provides us with a useful red dye, as does another insect called a kermes. And there’s the cicada, whose shell provides a substance called chitin, whose 2 – 9 November 2017

uses include being made into biodegradable surgical thread. And did you know that it is a little insect called the lac bug that gives us the shellac resin, whose many applications once actually included making gramophone records? But I’ve been saving the best for last: two wonderful substances we owe to insects – honey and silk. And for sheer fun, don’t forget we’ve been given by insects that oddity, the Mexican Jumping Bean.

Even the largest insects are much smaller than we are I now have to tell you about my own favorite and un-favorite insects – which are strangely linked. My un-favorite (and in this sentiment I am probably joined by most of the inhabitants of Australia) is that odious critter called the Australian bush fly (Musca Vetustissima.) It is just a fly, and it doesn’t bite or sting. The most disagreeable thing about it is that it likes people! It particularly likes our faces, buzzing and crawling all over our eyes, noses, and mouths. These hateful pests are so numerous and ubiquitous that the people in that favored land are constantly waving them off when outdoors – a gesture so common that it has become known as the “Aussie Salute.” But this brings me to my favorite insect, which is known as the scarab, or dung beetle, and was apparently considered holy by the ancient Egyptians, because of its habit of rolling large balls about, of its own size, or even larger, which may have been seen as a kind of representation of moving the sun across the heavens. What matters to us today, however, is that those balls actually consist of dung – i.e., the feces of various animals, particularly cattle – which the beetles themselves feed on, or bury and use to house and nourish their offspring. That same dung would otherwise constitute the chief breeding-place for bush flies. The Australian government has therefore encouraged the large-scale propagation of dung-beetles, and the results in controlling the bush fly population are encouraging. So it’s the beetles, not the flies, which can now look forward to life as snug as a bug in a rug. •MJ

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anta Barbara Rescue Mission (SBRM) held its 16th Bayou event at the historic Rancho Dos Pueblos estate thanks to owners Henry and Dundie Schulte, who donated the venue. This year’s theme was “Bonjour Bayou! A Tour de France.” The 65 dedicated members of the Women’s Auxiliary made sure the afternoon was all things French. The greeters spoke French as we entered – well, a word or two. Then we came upon two artists painting away. There were two precious alpacas to pet. Is that French? The canapés were hot off the grill crepes filled with mushrooms. Of course, there was red or white wine and a magnifique silent auction to peruse. How about a week on Martha’s Vineyard or a week on the Big Island of Hawaii? There was also an alpaca ranch tour and dinner for 10 at the Canzelle Alpaca Farm in Carpinteria. Excellente musique was by The Idiomatiques. Late lunch or early dinner with a crème de la crème banquet was set among the largest stand of Moreton Bay Fig trees in the world. The colors on the tables were all about Provence in my favorite yellow and electric blue. Lorraine Lim Catering created the French menu. Catherine Remak took over as emcee and the program began. As Rescue

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Carol-Anne Lonson with her precious alpacas at the Bayou event

Mission president Rolf Geyling told us, “Since 1965, the SBRM has provided compassionate help and lasting hope to people in desperate need. Last year, we provided 51,627 nights of shelter and 143,051 meals to men, women and children.” SBRM’s recov-

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SBRM auxiliary member Pamela Gilbert, president Julie Willig, members Kirsten Walters and Sharon Wilson

Chair of the SBRM capital campaign Karl Willig and president/executive director Rolf Geyling at the recent ribbon cutting for their renovation

ery program has had 723 graduates since 1997. Only 21% of those completing treatment programs nationally

maintain their sobriety beyond five years. The Rescue Mission has a 53% rate for the same period. Hal Conklin introduced the honoree Reverend Denny Wayman, presenting him with the Leni Fe Bland Award. He was pastor for the Free Methodist Church of Santa Barbara for 40 years. He now oversees 60 churches in southern California. Denny and his wife, Cheryl, founded Cliff Drive Christian Counseling Center in 1995. They also work with Rescue Mission clients and much more. Program graduate Travis Kearney shared, “I’d probably be dead or in prison if it weren’t for the Rescue Mission.” Now he is happily married and has a life. He certainly deserves a standing ovation for turning his life around.

This special day was headed up by co-chairs Susan Hughes and Suzi Ryan with Dianne Davis as decorations chair. Silent-auction coordinators were Rose Hodge and Terry Foil. The president of the Women’s Auxiliary is Julie Willig. Chair of the board of directors is Paul Johnson. Last year, the Bayou raised more than $390,000. If you’d like to help for this year, call Rebecca Weber, director of communications at 966-1316, ext 105. (Oops! The hard-hat photo was inadvertently left out of the ribbon-cutting ceremony I wrote about involving the Rescue Mission remodeling.)

Heal The Ocean

There was extra cause to celebrate at the Heal The Ocean (HTO) gala fundraiser! SB44 has passed. As executive director Hillary Hauser exclaimed, “The oil in Summerland will be cleaned up!” Governor Jerry Brown has responded to the amazing outpouring of support from residents of Summerland, Santa Barbara, and across California. He okayed the funds to cap the leaking Becker Well on Summerland Beach. Construction will start in the next few months. Hillary explained, “HTO conducted a first-ever aerial survey that revealed particular targets to be fixed. We thanked the State Lands Commission

Heal The Ocean executive director Hillary Hauser on her favorite night of the year

for its guidance and the Aqueos team and Planck Aerosystems expert that accomplished this feat.” The legislation will provide $2 million per year to cap leaking oil wells off the coast of California for the next seven years. The El Paseo restaurant looked perfect for a HTO event with white hydrangeas, set on ocean-blue placemats and surrounded with driftwood pieces on all the tables. Margaritas and guacamole kept 200 HTO fans busy during the cocktail reception. Rick Werner from Los Angeles kept the bids going for the live auction – Ojai getaway, a staycation at the

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Ablitt House down town, Channel Cat cruise, and a Kenny Loggins package with show tickets plus a meet-andgreet. After dinner, the star of the evening was Jason Libs with his rocking piano bar (a white grand piano). He soon had the whole restaurant jumping with him. His reputation preceeds him at the Red Piano in downtown Santa Barbara. He grew up in Indiana watching his father play in bands. It’s in the genes. His music is all over the place, from rock and roll to country and soul, and he can sing too. The honorary chair was Julia LouisDreyfus, and the committee who put the evening together was Heather Hudson, Shannon Trotta, Debbie Kline, and Corey Radis. In Hillary’s words, “HTO is really about the will of the people. I am so incredibly grateful and so proud of all of those who are taking the journey with us. Thank you. Finally, let us celebrate together the fact that our biggest benefactor is the ocean, which gives all of us not only life, but infinite joy that can’t be measured.” To donate, call (805) 9657570 or log on to www.healtheocean. org to see HTO’s many ongoing projects that benefit all of us.

With A Song in My Heart The Center for Successful Aging (CSA) had such a big hit last April for the “With a Song in My Heart” musical review that they did it again

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in October. Actually, the musicians wanted to reprise the concert with different music. So director/producer Rod Lathim did. His musicians were Tom Buckner on saxophone/ flute, George Friedenthal – piano and vocals, Jackson Gillies – vocals and guitar, Chris Judge – guitar, Tom Lackner – drums, Gil Rosas – piano, Randy Tico – bass, and Shawn Thies on vocals. Thanks went to sponsors Anne Towbes, The Access Theatre Fund at the Santa Barbara Foundation, and the B. L. Manger Foundation. Also the Dreier Foundation funded the use of the Marjorie Luke Theatre. Gil Rosas reminded us that, “Sixty-seven years ago I was playing on the very same stage.” CSA is a non-profit organization that assists older adults and their families to successfully transition to their classic years by providing educational counseling and media services through five programs: Senior Peer Counseling, CareLine Telephone Reassurance Program, Pet Therapy, Real Help, and Successful Aging newspaper. Their mission is to enhance the physical, spiritual, mental, and emotional needs of low-income seniors. For more info, call 898-8080. There was a well-deserved standing ovation during curtain call. Don’t miss their next event March 24, 2018, at 2 pm called “Sophisticated Ladies” featuring Ike Jenkin’s 20-piece big band – music of the big-band era at the Marjorie Luke Theatre. See you there! •MJ 2 – 9 November 2017

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In Passing Dennis Dragon

ennis was born January 6, 1947, in Los Angeles. He was the youngest son of world-famous arranger, composer, and conductor Carmen Dragon and opera soprano Eloise Dragon. Shortly after his birth, the Dragon family moved to Malibu, where they became a local fixture for 50 years. At 5, Dennis was “bangin’ on the drums” with brothers Doug and Daryl at the keys. From an early age, he played in various bands. One of his first, The Malibu Music Men plus One, featured his neighbor, a young Natalie Cole, as lead vocalist. In the mid-1970s, he got a call from Daryl to engineer the first Captain & Tennille record at A&M Records. The result was a long string of hits and a 1975 Grammy for Record of the Year for “Love Will Keep Us Together”. He established his own recording studio in Malibu and was “booked solid.” In 1976, he formed the rock band The Surf Punks. He produced, engineered, drummed, sang, wrote tunes, and produced videos for the band. The group was signed to Epic Records

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ber of the Montecito Association for many years, chairing the Land Use Committee, serving as vice president, and serving as a valuable member of the Transportation Committee. He has also served on many other boards and commissions, including the Santa Barbara Zoo, the Community Environmental Council, and the Land Trust for Santa Barbara County. “Jack has been an integral part of this community for many years, and is very deserving of this honor!” Denson said. The festivities begin at 9 am with a light breakfast catered by Pierre La Fond. From there, participants will be given supplies and assigned an area to beautify, and when they return

around 11:30 am, the awards ceremony will begin followed by lunch served by Montecito firefighters. This year’s theme is centered around dogs and titled “Paws & Pick Up… Keeping Montecito Beautiful.” The committee includes Helen Buckley, Trish Davis, Chris Denson, Sylvia Easton, Mike Edwards, Cindy Feinberg, Houghton Hyatt, Dana Hansen, Kathi King, Alicia Lahti, Andrea Newquist, Dana Newquist, Conner Rehage, Christy Venable, John Venable, and Jean von Wittenberg. Beautification Day is held at 1470

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ove and Belonging: Harvesting the Power of Authentic Relationship”, the upcoming weekend workshop led by husband-and-wife somatic psychology educator Dr. Dyrian Benz and JoAnne Chartrand, postulates that feeling of love and a sense of belonging are the cornerstones to fulfilling relationships throughout life. “Love is crucial to us as human beings, and it’s prevalent in every culture,” Benz explained, pointing all the way back to life in the days of cavemen and tribes. “If we didn’t belong to a tribe, we were free game for attack by animals. So, it’s a real strong impulse, instinctual.” But often ancestral anxieties get in the way of experiencing open-hearted love, as our bodies can hold memories of emotional wounds and other traumas that may go back countless generations, Benz said. And when the flow of love and acceptance is interrupted, the soul suffers, and the ability to call on “my peo-

ple” as a source of support is cut off or diminished, he said. “There are thousands of people who are in the lineage of giving me life,” explained Benz, who is co-founder of Hakomi and the Santa Barbara-based Constellation Institute of California. “I can have a sense of belonging, a sense of what kind of support might be available from myself and others. But for many of us, that can also be a big rock in the way.” The basic principle of relational constellations, work that Benz and Chartrand have helped develop and refined for decades, is to look for where love is stuck, and help it to flow again, Benz said. “Maybe family members don’t talk to each other, or there are secrets, problems or traumas that have happened. All of those thing stop the flow of love. It becomes difficult to connect with self and others and life when these are present. With constellation work, we try to illuminate the connections and disconnections and improve them,

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especially those we may not be aware of, a ‘legacy burden,’ not something we consciously choose.” At the La Casa de Maria weekend seminar, scheduled for November 10-12 at the Montecito retreat center, the couple will lead awareness and meditation exercises “to get people settled and present in their bodies,” Benz said. Then, as in their ongoing private seminars, the work takes place in community. The participant who is working on an issue selects “representatives” from among their peers to portray family members, issues, or even concepts such as love itself. Then with very little instruction at all, the reps move and act based on their own intuition. “We all just wait and watch,” Benz said. “The representatives are asked not to role-play but to check in non-verbally if there are impulses for movement, and to follow it. Most often what happens is we see the problem, the difficulty, in some physical form. We pay attention to the body – often not even a word is spoken for several minutes before we might check in with you as to how that looks. Is that right? Usually what appears first is what’s stuck. Then we look for possibility of allowing connections to begin to flow again.” While the whole thing might seem like magic, Benz said there is science to back up the process. A double-blind study in Germany also showed lasting results from constellation work, he said. “The theory is that there are mirror neurons that send signals, a flavor in the field when a bunch of us sit together.” Benz, who along with Chartrand is trained in somatics, said constellation work is an embodiment practice. “Having mental understanding does not always lead to the right kind of real actions, those that are felt in my body. We work with the nervous system, how the trauma shows up in the body. It’s about feeling what you’re feeling, noticing it and being with it, and seeing where that goes.” The weekend will feature full-group constellations and smaller circles of three to five participants so that everybody has the chance to do personal work. Even after decades of practice, Benz said he still finds himself astounded at the results. “There’s ways something stunning that gets revealed, something that in my normal way of thinking wouldn’t be possible. Something always appears, an idea that just shows up, and it turns out to be true, which I attribute to spending time in the larger field beyond our personal protected little self. It’s surprisingly magical.” (For more information, visit www. relationalconstellations.com or to register for “Love and Belonging: Harvesting the

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Power of Authentic Relationship”, visit www.lacasademaria.org or call 969-5031.)

Karma Chameleon

Dale Halaway, the San Diego-based seminar leader and transformational coach who has been leading weekend workshops in Santa Barbara under the aegis of Montecito couple Ragan and Alex Thomson for almost two years, is readying a new offering for the beginning of next year. Karmic Destiny will take place January 12-14, 2018, at The Healing Hub, the Thomsons’ new community gathering place for practical spiritual change and advancement, located in La Cumbre Plaza. The upcoming seminar will dive deep into the understanding of karma and start the process of purging and releasing the karmic energy within that might be responsible for the feeling that we keep meeting the same people and have the same results over and over again. Halaway will be on hand along with the Thomsons at a free introductory event slated for 6:30 to 9 pm on Monday, November 6, at Healing Hub. At “The Power of Making Better Decisions,” Halaway will be talking about Karma and how the “Universal Law” affects all of our lives. Unlike the popular belief that the Law of Karma is a punishment-based system reflected in the saying “What comes around, goes around,” Halaway’s take is that a healthy relationship with the concept allows us to truly live the life we were meant to, and to move toward fulfilling our Karmic destiny. But it requires specific action steps, which Halaway can help identify and crystallize for actual healing to take place. Also on tap this week at the Healing Hub is Ragan Thomson’s next Manifest Your Partner party, which takes place two days earlier, on Saturday, November 4, from 6:30 to 9 pm. Wednesday, November 8, brings the next weekly free Perfect Health talk from noon to 1 pm, in which guests will examine such questions as “What does living on purpose have in common with your overall health and well-being?” and “Are you living your life on purpose?” The Hub is located at 121 S. Hope Avenue, suite D111B. For details of all of the events, RSVP’s and registration, call 699-5196 or visit www.healinghubsantabarba ra.com.

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Unveiling on Coast Village Road

Last Friday, October 27, members of the business community, local government representatives, and stakeholders came out to celebrate the official unveiling of the newly remodeled Coast Village Plaza. Since purchasing Coast Village Plaza in late 2014, Hank Hurst and Rich Rosin of H&R Investments have pursued their vision to revitalize the 20,000-square-foot building with a fresh and inviting exterior, expanded patio areas, and a vibrant mix of businesses. After a two-year design and permitting phase, construction began in August 2016 with improvements including new signage, a new elevator, reconfigured parking lot, new decking, dining patios, lighting, driveway, painting, landscaping, and new bike parking on Coast Village Road. A complete renovation of bathrooms and office areas on the lower level has also been completed. Mayor Helene Schneider cut the ribbon following remarks by property owners Hurst and Rosen. The event was hosted by H&R Investments and Hayes Commercial Group. Mayor

Schneider was joined by Congressman Salud Carbajal, Santa Barbara City councilmember Gregg Hart, and representatives from the City planning department. “We’ve worked really hard on making this building a destination for Montecito residents,” Hurst said, thanking design firm eID, Michael Hurst Designs, Tryon Company, and Schipper Construction. Also in attendance: members of the local media, tenants from the building, and members of the Coast Village Association. “Hank and Rich assembled a great team to turn this building into an elite retail and office property,” said François DeJohn of Hayes Commercial Group. “This event was a fun way to show appreciation for the hard work everyone has done and to thank the existing tenants for their patience during construction.” Attendees enjoyed lunch catered by the two newest tenants in the center: Renaud’s Patisserie & Bistro and Khao Kaeng by Empty Bowl Gourmet Noodle Bar. Both are scheduled to open new restaurants there in 2018; Renaud’s will take the space near Richie’s the Barber, and Khao Kaeng will be located in the space formerly occupied downstairs by Here’s the Scoop. One remaining restaurant space with patio is available for

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Interesting too, is that November 2 is the 100th anniversary of the Balfour Declaration. How Bloody Balfour got his name was ordering troops to fire into Irish crowds in 1887. Where? About a 15-minute drive from where President Reagan’s family tree resides: County Tipperary. Matt McLaughlin Santa Barbara

Sees What’s Going on

From my vantage point atop TV hill, I can see and hear virtually everything that goes on and that does not go on in the city and particularly at City Hall. All joking aside, my observation is that at every election, those candidates who are linked hand-in-hand to the idealistic agenda-driven groups and the all-powerful unions never, and I mean never, cast any votes in opposition to the wants of these self-serving organizations. My other observation is that too many of our citizens, the ones who are not tied to these self-interest groups, share disdain at this state of affairs and express dissatisfaction, but do not vote at all. My letter is addressed to all of you thousands who fit into this second category. My hope is that knowing how important it is to choose the right mayor, my letter will provide you at least one extra ounce of incentive to cast your vote. I myself am voting for Frank Hotchkiss. As I see it, Frank may not be as slick or smooth as some of the other candidates, and he may not have the largest war chest to pay for his TV advertising, and that is unfortunate. But what he does have, which I believe is far more important, goes like this: 1) He is beholden to no one except himself and his good conscience. 2) He is not a career politician.

3) Before voting, he makes sure to read and really understand the issues. He does not have to consult his voting block organizations for decisions. 4) He is realistic; he does not waste his vote or the city’s limited budget on ideas that are not practical. He is 100 percent committed to fiscal accountability. 5) He is not afraid to “go against the tide.” 6) Above all, Frank Hotchkiss has integrity. I can trust him to do what’s right for all of us. This is your city, and I hope you will join me by voting for Frank Hotchkiss. Lad Handelman Santa Barbara

The USA Quiz Kid

Below are 10 word lists. Each list has words created only from letters of a state name. Each letter in the state name appears in at least one of the words in the list. Your challenge: identify the state name from which the words were created. 1) Had, Aid, Do 2) Chests, Assumes 3) Banks, Area 4) Air, Gore 5) Mowing, Yogi 6) Den, Vane 7) Load, Cord 8) Grain, Van 9) Ant, Moan 10) Move, Rent Sanderson M. Smith, Ed.D. Carpinteria (Editor’s note: Answers can be found on page 33)

Pirating Liberally

Sullivan Israel identifies himself as a constitutionalist (“Not ‘Afraid of Change’”, MJ #23/43). He is bright and articulate, but has not yet real-

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ized California is not upholding federal laws and protections including civil rights and common law. A more productive use of his analytical powers could be looking into “befitting a man of free birth.” I think that excludes anyone not born into bloodlines of royalty or nobility. Liberal is not a noun or pronoun, but an adjective and modifier. I have been trying to understand the loss of my constitutional rights since I moved to California. In the fewest amount of words, some are doing the law of the land and some are doing the law of the sea. Under Admiralty law, the words have archaic and obscure meanings best known by those who often exploit maritime law for their self-interest. It is a system of bankers lawyers and pirates, and they get to exploit coastal waters including rape, pillage, and plunder with impunity as long as it is for God and country. Definition of “Liberal”: of, relating to, or based on the liberal arts; of or befitting a man of free birth; marked by generosity: openhanded… (see full definition in the most recent MerriamWebster Dictionary). I’m no expert, but I was once hijacked by pirates. A warning to all: watch out for inland pirates! Wherever there are navigable waters, canals, rivers, lakes, and streams, someone can claim it as their own. Karen Friedman Montecito (Editor’s note: Mr. Israel is a 17-yearold resident who has simply identified a problem and is doing everything he can to redress the issue. He and many of his neighbors agree that closing Summit Road at the north end of the Montecito Country Club is not only a major inconvenience but also a danger, in the event of one of the natural disasters that can and do regularly occur in our area: flood, fire, or earthquake, when lives may depend upon a quick escape route. – J.B.)

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(“The Long Goodbye”, MJ #23/43). These luncheons will be obsolete when folks realize Alzheimer’s dementia is a variant of lipofuscinosis (yellow fat disease), including the kind of Alzheimer’s associated with microcirculatory mini-strokes. I believe Omega 3 fatty acids — the ones supposedly necessary for brain growth — are responsible for Alzheimer’s and several other brain degenerative diseases. Omega 3s include docosahexaenoic acid (DHA), eicosapentanoic acid (EPA), arachidonic acid (AA), and alpha-linolenic acid (ALA). DHA? Isn’t that the stuff that builds the brain? On the contrary, it swells the brain. Nowadays, the great majority of mainstream doctors and holistic practitioners tout DHA as something essential for brain and heart health. It’s anything but. The very highly polyunsaturated fatty acid docosahexanoic acid (DHA) drops cholesterol levels, but there’s a price to pay. According to the same source... “The most commonly used method of lowering serum cholesterol is to substitute polyunsaturated fats for saturated fats in the diet. This tends to block cholesterol synthesis. Polyunsaturated fats are much more subject to free radical autoxidation that creates carcinogenic and immune-suppressant organic peroxides. Both animals in experiments and humans in long-term cardiovascular studies have exhibited an elevated incidence of cancer when saturated fats were replaced with polyunsaturated. Fred Harding (“Breast Cancer: Cause-Prevention-Cure”, 2006) wrote … “[Dr. Paul Dudley] White had noted that heart disease in the form of MI [myocardial infarction] was non-existent in 1900 when egg consumption was three times what it was in 1956, and when corn oil was unavailable. When pressed to support the Prudent Diet, Dr. White replied, ‘See here, I began my practice as a cardiologist in 1921 and I never saw an MI patient until 1928. Back in the MI-free days before 1920, the fats were butter and lard, and I think that we would all benefit from the kind of diet that we had at a time when no one had ever heard of the word ‘corn’.” Paul Dudley White (the father of American Cardiology) was president Dwight D. Eisenhower’s personal physician and chief cardiologist. What about the ALA omega 3 in flax? It’s the stuff that makes horsemeat toxic to omnivores and especially to carnivores. Guido Majno, M.D., & Isabelle

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PURELY POLITICAL

by Ward Connerly

Mr. Connerly is president of the American Civil Rights Institute, a former Regent of the University of California, and an author; he currently resides in Coeur D’Alene, Idaho.

Honoring America

love athletic competition. Such activity has played a vital role in the life of our nation. For their contribution to America, our professional athletes are handsomely rewarded financially. We ask little of them in return, other than quality performances. In some cases, the taxpayers even participate in providing the financing to build the arenas and stadiums that are used by our professional sports teams. Given these facts, it is not unreasonable for the American public to expect gratitude from those who are associated with professional sports teams. There is also a time-honored tradition in professional sports to evidence pride in America at the beginning of each event. This is done by having someone sing the national anthem or by reciting the pledge of allegiance and honoring the American flag. All players are expected to be attentive and to show their pride, their patriotism, in America when these symbols of our nationality – our flag, the national anthem, or the pledge of allegiance – are on display or are being recited. During the 2016 football season, a quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, Colin Kaepernick, began protesting against “police brutality” and “racism” in America by not standing while the United States national anthem was being played. Kaepernick’s protest had virtually no effect in 2016 and seemed to be on a path to completely fizzling out when President Trump inadvertently reinvigorated it on September 22, 2017, at a political rally in Huntsville, Alabama. What appeared to inflame the controversy most was the president’s suggestion that any player who disrespected America should be fired from the team. The president said, “Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now. Out! He’s fired.” Initially, I had a lot of doubt about the wisdom of President Trump weighing in on this controversy, but the more I reflected on it, the more convinced I became that the president had exercised prudent judgment and strong leadership by engaging himself on the issue. First, it is an inherent characteristic of leadership for the leader of any organization to be keenly interested in how members 2 – 9 November 2017

of the team perceive the organization. America is effectively a team, and the president of the United States is, effectively, the captain. Thus, accentuating “team pride” is a relevant factor for the American president to address. This is especially the case when the mission of the “team” is to “make America great” and making America first is a stated objective. Unlike most countries, America is not a nation where its people are united by a common language, religion or culture, and we come in many colors. This is the reality of our quest for diversity. Often, it seems there is more to divide Americans than there is to unite us. It is for this reason that patriotism is so important. It must be noted that the president did not mention the issue of race when he spoke in opposition to protests that disrespected America. This is not to say, however, that race should be excluded from consideration as we examine this issue. As an example, one afternoon during the early to mid-1960s, I was watching the Olympics on television with my immediate family, which consisted of Aunt Bert, Uncle James, and their daughter (my cousin) Phyllis. One of the black sprinters competing for America had won his race and was standing on the platform to receive his gold medal. As “the Star Spangled Banner” was being played, the young man gazed off into the distance, expressing indirectly his obvious contempt for what should have been a patriotic moment. Watching this, Uncle James became irate and yelled at the screen, ”Put your damn hand on your heart, boy, and show some respect!” I have seen such a scene play out on numer-

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ous occasions. So, while President Trump did not mention race, I have no hesitancy in confirming that a number of black people, particularly in the black underclass, reject the concept of American patriotism. The reason is that they consider America to be a racist nation – past and present – and undeserving of the personal loyalty of black people. The personal anger that black people direct at their nation is something that I find to be baffling. The progress in America with respect to race is indisputable. What, then, accounts for the anger and resentment that many black people harbor about America? The answer to the above question may be found, I believe, on the socks worn by Kaepernick. They are well-known to be socks with images

that depict police officers as pigs. These socks confirm the widely held view that “racism” and “police brutality” were the key issues driving Kaepernick’s protest. In my view, these issues are largely fabricated. To the extent that they have some legitimacy, I would contend that professional sports are not an appropriate venue to address them, especially when the fans represent a captive audience. When there is so much to divide us, there is no better place or time for Americans to unite than at a sporting event. Individuals of different “races” and economic backgrounds and other significant differences can unite, even if for only two to three minutes, and reaffirm our dedication to the nation and the values that America represents. God bless America! •MJ

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will be located on the other side of Richie’s, is expected to open by the end of the year. “We feel like we’ve picked the best of the best tenants to occupy this beautiful building,” Rosin said. Coast Village Plaza is located at 1187 Coast Village Road.

MFPD Honors Live Savers

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A group of Live Saver Award recipients were acknowledged during a Montecito Fire District board meeting last week, for helping to save a Montecito resident who suffered a sudden cardiac arrest while riding his bike

den cardiac arrest on July 22. The resident was riding his bicycle along San Ysidro Road when he suffered the medical emergency and collapsed. Several civilians driving by came to his aid, which sent into motion a series of events that included CPR from a nearby sheriff’s deputy, the aid of an Automatic External Defibrillator (AED) from the nearby YMCA, and help from paramedics and fire personnel. “It really was a group effort, and they saved his life,” said MFPD’s Jackie Jenkins. The recipients of the Life Saver Award were recognized for their individual efforts, providing emergency medical care and assistance, and using CPR and AED skills in a situation in which the patient would have died, had he not received immediate intervention. The fully recovered patient attended the meeting and had the opportunity to meet the following recipients. Community members: Rosario Alfaro, Ramon Adams, Roberta Tracy, and Maude Boersema. Santa Barbara County Sheriff deputy Steven Gonzales, dispatchers Rachel Chester and Shannon McLeod, American Medical Response paramedic Brad Moore, and Emergency Medical technician Sterling Marshall. Montecito Fire Department dispatcher Jennifer Taylor; fire captain Richard Lauritson, engineer Loren Bass; firefighters Daniel Arnold, Keith Powell, and firefighter/paramedic Ryland McCracken.

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with the first phase of negotiations on a Water Supply Agreement with the City, the board directed staff to pursue alternatives prior to engaging in a costly second phase of negotiations. The alternative presented last Tuesday was a plan to pursue an independent MWD desalination facility, with the first step including the solicitation of development proposals from public private partnerships. Staff findings, supported by MWD consultant Clean Energy Capital, indicate that an independent facility could be financially viable and provide more control and long-term certainty of supply than was available through negotiations with the City. Developing an independent desalination facility and corresponding water supply agreement would also provide a basis for comparison with the City’s proposed terms; such a benchmark has been lacking to date, according to District reps. The board voted unanimously to move forward with the plan, emphasizing that it could be “off-ramped” at any time if more favorable negotiations with the City resume. Several directors and members of the public articulated that a single, regional approach to desalination continues to be the preferred option if more acceptable terms can be reached, and recognized that in lieu of an agreement with the City, the District’s strategy for pursuing an independent facility is sound. Public comments from multiple District customers also stated that Montecito Water District and Montecito Sanitary District “need to collaborate.” Director Tobe Plough recommended that staff include discussion with Montecito Sanitary District on the agenda for a future meeting, to explore working together moving forward. For more information and to stay up-to-date with District happenings, visit www.montecitowater.com. •MJ

Westmont College here in Montecito, explores the science of belief in a public lecture at 5:30 pm next Thursday, November 9. “New Discoveries in Science and Religion: Are We Built to Flourish with Faith?” takes place at the University Club, 1332 Santa Barbara St., as part of The Westmont Downtown series, finds Schloss, who is internationally known for his scholarship on interactions between evolutionary theory and religious faith, examining whether humans are naturally wired for faith. The talk goes beyond the Darwin vs. Dogma debate about whether science debunks or supports belief in a creator to focus more on recent work concerned with the casual origin and role of religion, considering whether it be a unique, adaptive human endowment. The lecture will explore the current debate over whether faith is a “pathology” or an important element of individual health, personal fulfillment and social flourishing, and suggests that the either/or polarity is too simplistic. Admission to the talk is free, with seating on a first-come, first-served basis. For more information, call 5656051.

Beasts for Buddha

Mahakankala Buddhist Center’s third annual Dog Walk for Peace raises funds to help the center continue to offer a wide range of classes that have aimed to help people discover inner peace through meditation for more than 20 years over several locations in Santa Barbara. The fundraiser takes place this Saturday at Hendry’s Beach (a.k.a. Arroyo Burro County Park), where dog owners and their supporters can be part of the peaceful transformation of our world by asking people to contribute to the event and helping support the center that promotes peace. Registration for a first dog for the walk costs $25, while each additional pet is only $5. After having secured sponsor pledges for participation from family, co-workers, and friends, or making their own donation, dog owners can bring their most trusted and faithful companion to Hendry’s at 10 am, when bandanas and treat bags will be distributed before the official stroll begins. The goal is to raise $2,000 for our Mahakankala’s operating expenses. For details, call 563-6000 or visit www.MeditationInSantaBarbara. org.

Along the Bodhi Path

After just a week hiatus, resident teacher Dawa Tarchin Phillips returns to Bodhi Path Santa Barbara, the Buddhist center on Mission Street this Thursday, November 2 ,

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to launch a new, two-week class on “Awakening the Enlightened Body Speech and Mind – The Sacredness of our Life”. The teaching addresses the unique relationship we have to our body, speech, and mind, which highlights the ambivalent relationship we often have with the world around us. The “real world” offering comes from the concept that since we are born into a world of impermanence, uncertainty, and change, many people struggle to make sense of the real meaning of life in the face of birth, old age, sickness, and death. Yet even in their impermanence, our body, speech, and mind hold wisdom and key answers to many of our most important spiritual questions and are the micro cosmos to the macro cosmos of the outer world. The class takes place 7 to 9 pm, following a guided meditation, on November 2 and 16. During Dawa’s absence on November 9, a Sangha-led meditation and movie occupies the time frame, with the screening of a video on the Shamar Rinpoche interview at the Milken Institute in Santa Monica on March 12, 2014. Three months before his passing, Shamar Rinpoche discussed his book The Path of Awakening and the various aspects of lojong practice, moderated by Marc Junkunc, a professor at Virginia Tech. Next Saturday, November 11, brings a Day of Intensive Chenrezig Practice with Khaydroup Zangmo to Bodhi Path. The event, held 10 am to 4 pm, consists of morning and afternoon sessions and features instructions, discussion, and practice to further deepen understanding and confidence in the benefits of the practice associated with Chenrezig, the bodhisattva of compassion who is considered the patron Bodhisattva of Tibet. His simple “Om Mani Padme Hum” mantra meditation is practiced in all the great lineages of Tibetan Buddhism, with the belief that we all share, in our basic nature, unconditional compassion and wisdom that is no different from what we see in the lamas. The event marks a return of onetime Santa Barbara Bodhi Path resident teacher Zangmo, who completed two three-year retreats in France before moving to the U.S. in 2000 to be a resident teacher at the Santa Barbara center. During her two-year residency, she helped found both the San Luis Obispo Bodhi Path and West Los Angeles Bodhi Path centers, which later moved to Pasadena where Khaydroup still serves. Admission is by suggested donation of $35 for either a morning or afternoon session, or $60 for both. Coming to Bodhi Path later in the month: a special Thursday night teaching on emptiness with Trinlay Rinpoche on November 30. Call 2842704 or www.bodhipath.org/sb. •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL

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Blandish), Penny O’Mahoney (Mrs. Williams), Lily Linz (Wanda Woodward), Leah Martin (Mona Malnorowski), Tyler Dahneke, Daniel Sabraw, and Carter Beaudette (as the Whiffles), Logan Fleming (Lenora), Josie Gillingham, Liliana Johnston, and Grace Gibbs (as the Teardrops), Zoë Padilla (Dupree), Jake Walker (Judge Stone), Jackson Olbrish (the reverend Officer O’Brien), and the ensemble students cast of Vivian Shay, Angela Zevallos, Isaiah Myers, Jake Erickson, Nik Velasquez, Fabian De la Cruz, Brandon Holland, Gianna Gonzalez, Adelia Hubbard, Chloe Buckley, Camina Pipkin, Maggie McCourt, and Anna Martin. Special kudos to all behind-thescenes crew without which the talent would be bare on stage, and direction by: Dante Gonzalez choreography; Jon Nathan music, Sio Tepper vocals; Mike Madden lighting; Bonnie Thor costumes; Sam Green stage manager; Otto Layman director; and Jonathan Mitchell with Layman on set design. •MJ 411: sbhstheatre.com Performances on November 3, 4, 10, 11 and 12

During week nine of rehearsals for the production of Cry Baby, the full cast and crew with artistic director Otto Layman of SB High School Theater

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The Knights

Santa Barbara Recital Debut

Leila Josefowicz, violin

Colin Jacobsen and Eric Jacobsen, Artistic Directors with Avi Avital, mandolin and Kinan Azmeh, clarinet

John Novacek, piano

Wed, Nov 8 / 7 PM (note special time) Hahn Hall, Music Academy of the West $40 / $9 UCSB students Includes pre-show party

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Sibelius: Valse Triste, op. 44, no. 1 (arr. Friedrich Hermann) Prokofiev: Violin Sonata No 1. in F Minor, op. 80 Kaija Saariaho: Calices Mahler: Adagietto from Symphony No. 5 (arr. Otto Wittenbecher) Zimmermann: Sonata for Violin and Piano

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In Conversation with Starshine Roshell

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by Jon Vreeland

Remodel at SB Rescue Mission

ust as the holidays arrive and the weather changes from arbitrary heatwaves to mild blankets of frost on early-morning lawns, the Santa Barbara Rescue Mission – the city’s one and only emergency homeless shelter – will begin a $10-million remodel that will reduce its daily availability by 80 percent for the next 16 months. President of the Rescue Mission Rolf Geyling says the 40,000 sq ft facility is in dire need of a full renovation, before Santa Barbara ends up without any emergency shelter at all. “We’ve been on overflow for, I believe, something like seven years now,” Geyling says. “We’ve removed a large number of pews from the chapel and replaced them with cots for the men to sleep on. We can do better than what we are doing right now.” Since the summer alone, the Rescue Mission has dealt with four major plumbing disasters that were so inconvenient the faculty ordered outhouses so the guests had somewhere to relieve themselves. As of now, there is one functioning bathroom, which men and women have to share. According to Geyling, as well as the director of communications, Rebecca Weber, the remodel includes all new plumbing, with separate bathrooms for women and men, plus all major electrical and

mechanical systems, including an elevator for those who can’t make it upstairs to the regular beds. In addition, the $10-million upgrade will increase the space for women. As a result, during phase 1 of what Geyling and Weber describe as a much-needed and long-overdue renovation, and which may begin as early as next week, the 70 to 90 people who frequent the Rescue Mission will drop to fewer than 20 people a day. In addition, the women’s side will temporarily be reduced from its current 13 to 33 women to zero to 22 a night, during the year-and-a-half upgrade. Being one of the only inpatient rehabs and homeless shelters in the city, the Mission has housed more than 110 people in the 94 bed shelters every day of the year since 1965. This includes showers and food and either a bed or a cot for each person. Sometimes the facility fills up to 200 people a night, including the residents in the drug and alcohol treatment program. This means that in the months to come, up to 150 people will be without treatment or shelter each day during both phases of this renovation. At the same time, one of the only other shelters – PATH (People Assisting The Homeless) – is currently at full capacity and will be for at least another

New Discoveries in Science and Religion: Are We Built to Flourish with Faith? Jeff Schloss, Professor of Biology

5:30 p.m., Thursday, November 9, 2017 University Club, 1332 Santa Barbara Street Free and open to the public. For information, call 565-6051. Everyone is aware of the centuries-old debate about science and the truth of religious belief: does science debunk or support belief in a Creator? But an explosion of more recent work focuses not on the truth but on the origin and role of religion: might it be a unique, adaptive human endowment? Are we naturally “wired” for faith, or is it due to cultural indoctrination? Is faith a pathology, or does it demonstrably contribute to individual health, personal fulfillment, and social flourishing? We’ll explore these questions and describe fascinating new discoveries on the “science of belief” by both believers and non-believers.

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million for a cedar-shingled contemporary beachfront home in Carpinteria, just a tiara’s toss from Oscar winner Kevin Costner and fellow TV talkshow host Conan O’Brien. The 1979 6,000-sq.-ft. property has 5 bedrooms and 6-and-half baths, and glass walls open from both floors to expose the living areas and master bedroom. There is also 79 feet of beach frontage on 1.13 acres. The estate also includes a large guesthouse with 1 bedroom and 2 bathrooms, which sleeps a maximum

Look Who’s Talking Social gridlock reigned at Calcagno & Hamilton, the Coast Village Road realtors, when they hosted a sunset Cocktails and Conversation soirée and celebrated the opening a new art exhibition by Montecito maritime artist Will Pierce, with 15 new works adorning the walls. It is curated by Austin Hamilton, daughter of partner Nancy Hamilton, who is just back in our rarefied enclave after working in Dubai, London, and Nice.

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Sierra Maxwell offering a tray of delicacies to hosts Dan Crawford, Kelly Mahan Herrick, Nancy Hamilton, Susan Kim, Michael Calcagno, Lisa McCollum, Austin Hamilton, Amanda Lee, and Dan Crawford (photo by Priscilla)

Richard Maxwell with Angel and Frankie Martinez also Chuck Rudd and Inken Gerlach (photo by Priscilla)

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ENTERTAINMENT (Continued from page 32) Woman of violinists, physically able to respond to whatever is thrown at her but also temperamentally and theatrically transformative.” Come an hour before the 7 pm curtain for a “pitch-perfect party” with complimentary tastings of local wine from Municipal Wineries, craft beer from M. Special, and cheese platters from C’est Cheese on the theater’s patio. Call 893-3535 or visit www. ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu.

synced up to the song (“The One Moment”). For their Santa Barbara debut, OK Go will play along to their most iconic music videos, live-scoring them to the screening, with breaks to answer questions from the audience, at UCSB Campbell Hall on Sunday night, November 5. Founding bassist Tim Nordwind talked about the mayhem and the madness over the phone earlier this week.

Dr. Diemer’s Day

Q. How did the idea of the video-sync concerts came about? A. I saw the 1931 silent film Dracula with Bela Lugosi in Los Angeles a few years ago, with Philip Glass conducting his own score with the Kronos Quartet. Hearing the music louder and larger than life was so unique and fun. Afterward, I realized that we make a lot of short films, and most people only experience them on a phone or maybe a computer. For better or worse, we are synonymous with our videos, so wouldn’t it be fun to play live and have them shown on the big screen?

In its second concert of the new season, Santa Barbara Music Club pays tribute to one of its own, the remarkable composer and pianist Emma Lou Diemer. The Saturday afternoon concert celebration of her 90th birthday also marks 60 years since the Yale (bachelor’s and master’s degrees in music) and Eastman School of Music (Ph.D.)-trained Diemer – who also studied in Brussels on a Fulbright Fellowship and at Tanglewood – began publishing her compositions that eventually encompassed works for orchestra, band, chamber ensembles, solo instruments, voices, and electronics. Diemer later taught theory and composition at UCSB from 1971-91 and was composer-in-residence with the Santa Barbara Symphony (199092 and organist at First Presbyterian Church (1984-2000). Saturday’s concert will feature excerpts from Travels Through Sound performed by Diemer; Suite for Violin and Piano (2008) and Aria (for St.Valentine’s Day) performed by Diemer with violinist Phil Ficsor; and Variations for Piano, Four Hands (Homage to Ravel, Schoenberg, and May Aufderheide) performed by Tachell Gerbert and Bradley Gregory, before closing with Diemer playing her organ pieces Toccata for a Joyful Day, “Morning has Broken” and “Fiesta”. The free performance takes place at 3 pm at Trinity Episcopal Church, 1500 State Street. For details, visit www.SBMusicClub.org.

Get up and (OK) Go, on Video

OK Go would likely be just another indie-rock band if not for their imaginative, connected-to-content videos, which have found the Chicago-born, L.A.-based quartet undertaking choreography on a block of eight moving treadmills (“Here It Goes Again”), tumbling about weightlessly in an airplane (“Upside Down & Inside Out”), taking a mind-bending journey through an optical-illusion-filled warehouse (“The Writing’s On the Wall”), and capturing 325 “events” on a soundstage in just 4.2 seconds, which when viewed via slow-motion 2 – 9 November 2017

So it doesn’t bother you that the videos get talked about more than the songs themselves? When we started the group at 21, we thought we were just a rock band and did all the things you’re supposed to do. But as time went on and we grew up, we became people who make things. So now, we feel very comfortable being more than a band – filmmakers, tech enthusiasts, musicians. We’re very comfortable in our own creative skins, so it’s not weird at all. Okay then, let’s actually talk about the music: how has it evolved or refined over the years? We’re much more confident in our musical ideas rather than telling ourselves we couldn’t do certain styles because it wasn’t who we are. But now, we write what we want to write. So, we’re more adventurous and eclectic and experiment a lot. Has the songwriting itself been informed by how it will work as a video? It might be hard to believe, but it really hasn’t. Songwriting is a more private and internal process, and it would be too exhausting if we had to write based on what we thought the visual would be. We enjoy immersing ourselves in the music just for itself. It’s daunting enough to sit down and write a record’s worth of material without predicting how the videos might look. Still, the videos are amazing, very ambitious and all over the place. The word “can’t” doesn’t seem to be in your vocabulary.

OK corral: The band OK Go performs at Campbell Hall (photo by GusPowell)

Yeah, we’re always interested in making the impossible possible. The zero gravity idea, for example, was kicking around in our universe for 10 years before we tried it. Once we managed to get the rehearsal time in an aircraft, we just had to do it no matter how scary and intimidating the idea was. But they don’t happen on the spur of the moment. You have to spend a lot of time planning and rehearsing to execute in a way that’s worthwhile, which we learned by doing it.

Lee Rollag on guitar, Tom Buckner on saxophone, Tom Etchart on bass, and Charles Levin on drums backs Ford’s uncannily capturing of the nuances and inflections of Mitchell’s vocals on material from every decade of Joni’s career, from the early solo singer-songwriter days to her later sophisticated meld of rock, jazz, and world music. The Sunday, November 5, date at SOhO comes two days before Mitchell’s 74th birthday. Info at 962-7776 or www.sohosb.com.

Is that why OK Go has only made four albums in nearly 20 years? Well, with every record cycle we tour for two years and make videos over an even longer period. So, it’s a long time before we wrap it up. But it’s true, we should have made more by this point. We’re just incredibly slow.

Muñoz at the Mercury

A-Ford-ing Her Joni Obsession

Santa Barbara jazz-pop singer-guitarist Kimberly Ford reprises “A Celebration of Joni Mitchell”, her musical paean to the famed folksinger that influenced a young Ford back in the early 1970s with her album Blue. A top-notch local band featuring George Friedenthal on keys,

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Luis Muñoz has drawn rave reviews for The Dead Man, the Costa Rica-born longtime Santa Barbara composer-percussionist’s latest opus, a disc filled with wide-ranging sonic moods, deeply resonant emotional themes, and a sophisticated blend of melody, harmony, and rhythms. On Saturday night, Munoz brings his quartet – which also boasts guitarist Daniel Zimmerman, who has finally scheduled a concert to celebrate his own recently released debut CD, Drifting Home [featuring the same personnel] at SOhO later in the month – to the Mercury Lounge in Goleta, a darkly lit space that more closely approximates an underground New York City jazz club than any other joint in town. •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL

MISCELLANY (Continued from page 34) Guests Jon Kenney of KCI Construction; Corinna Gordon; guitarist/ singer Alex Mark; and Nicole Green of Maison K (photo by Priscilla)

“We are doing quarterly shows and want to concentrate on local artists,” says Austin. More than 300 guests snaffled the canapés and quaffed the cocktails from mixologist Shawn Belway, including the Hamilton, a delightful concoction of tequila, guava juice, ginger, and cilantro. It left us all shaken and stirred. Pope Opera After winning a two-year legal battle with a Los Angeles group of nuns, Santa Barbara warbler Katy Perry is now waiting final approval from none other than the Pope. The former Dos Pueblos High student purchased the bright-pink former convent of the Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary with

25 bedrooms and 29 bathrooms on eight acres, but the sisters tried to supersede her purchase by selling it to a local businesswoman and restaurateur Dana Hollister, with a promissory note of more than $9 million. But the Archdiocese of L.A. said they had no right to sell it, and earlier this year a judge ruled in Katy’s favor. In order to move in, she still needs final approval from the Vatican and to relocate the House of Prayers. Hollister, who wanted to turn it into a hotel, paid just $44,000 for the 20,000-sq.-ft. property on 8 acres and moved in, while the Teenage Dream singer was willing to pay $10 million in cash, plus an additional $4.5 million for the House of Prayers. But in order for Katy, 33, to move

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into her newly acquired estate, the House of Prayers, which serves as a retreat for local clergy, accommodating 24 priests, must be relocated. Adrian Alarcon, a spokesman for the archdiocese, says: “Under Canon Law, any transaction of significant value must be reviewed and approved by the Vatican. In this case, the review would include the entire transaction, but nothing could be submitted to Rome until a suitable House of Prayers location is identified.” The nuns were given the estate in 1970 by the late Daniel Donahue, a wealthy businessman who purchased the home from the owner it was built for in 1927 – Earle Anthony, a pioneer of the broadcasting and automobile industries. Watch this space. DAWG Day Afternoon Petrine Day Mitchum, daughter of the late Montecito actor Robert Mitchum, is going to the dogs! She has just launched a new illustrated book for canine lovers of all ages, Snout About Town, a memoir of Buster Keaton Browne, a shelter dog adopted by a mysterious movie star, Lady B, with illustrations by Peggy Lindt. “It is dedicated to the memory of my mother, Dorothy Mitchum, who loved dogs so,” says Petrine, who is doing a book signing at The Book Den in our Eden by the Beach on Sunday, November 5, to benefit DAWG SB after returning to our rarefied enclave from New York, where she introduced Farewell My Lovely, the final film in her father’s centennial career retrospective at Lincoln Center. “The book is also available at Tecolote in the upper village. The

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Christie Jenkins exhibits her photographic works (photo by Tai Babilonia)

Photographer Christie Jenkins, who owned a gallery in Carmel, opened up an exhibition of her work at her new Montecito home on Sycamore Canyon Road, while she searches for a more permanent spot to show her work with celebrities and Olympians. More than 25 pieces were on display, including the late actors Christopher Reeve, Alan Thicke, and Jon-Erik Hexum, Peggy Fleming, Julio Iglesias, Greg Louganis, David Cassidy, Rick Springfield, Mark Harmon, Rex Smith, Scott Hamilton, and Christopher Lambert. She also created the New York Times best-selling book BUNS: A Woman Looks At Men’s, which then became a series of best-selling calendars, which sold more than one million copies. Christie, who attended the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London, had her friend, two-time Oympian Tai Babilonia, as a social hostess, while guests noshed on pasta and salad from Via Vai. Fine Print Montecito antiques columnist Elizabeth Stewart has just published her second book, No Thanks Mom: The Top Ten Objects Your Kids Do Not Want

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Honoring the nominees are Sue DeCicco, creator of the Peace Crane Project; UNA Peace Prize recipient Rinaldo Brutoco; Mark Fowler, co-author Revolutionary Conversations and co-sponsor; Emiliano Campobello, artist, musician, and peace activist (not shown: Emmanuel Itier, filmmaker for his peace documentary The Invocation) (photo by Priscilla) Antiques expert Elizabeth Stewart launches second work

(and what to do with them) described as a concise guide to parents of millennials. “It offers safe advice on what to do with objects lovingly saved when families are downsizing,” Elizabeth said at a bijou launch bash at Tecolote, the lively literary lair in the upper village. “It is a road map to navigate the emotionally and pragmatically tricky task of bridging the generation gap. “Baby Boomers have discovered that our children and grandchildren have little desire to take in family treasures and lifetime collections that may have passed through generations. “The book lays out a plan to cull and preserve.” Elizabeth, who has been an appraiser for three decades, says the book came directly from true stories her clients were recounting. “Your kids and grandkids do not and never will want five or more china services!” She is now working on A True Tale of Loss, a book about how treasures become a substitute for close emotional ties.

Milt Larsen with L.A. high school mascot actor Jovan Harmon (photo by Najee Williams)

Former Montecito resident Milt Larsen was lauded at a Big Orange gala when Los Angeles High School celebrated 100 years at its current location, though it was founded in 1873. Milt, who owns Hollywood’s iconic Magic Castle and is opening a branch in our rarefied enclave in due course in the former Cafe del Sol space near the bird refuge, was among other alumni recipients at the Petersen Automotive Museum event with former Star Trek actor George Takei, Grammy Awardwinning recording engineer and producer Gerry Brown, and Siedah Garrett, who co-wrote “Man in the Mirror” for the late Michael Jackson. Quite a group. Big Deal Guests at the dinner for the first Santa Barbara United Nations Association Peace Prize and dinner were having a whale of a time at Moby Dick’s, the Stearns Wharf eatery. Sharon Byrne emceed the bash, reading a proclamation from mayor

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United Nations Association presenting the First Santa Barbara UNA Peace Prize are Debbie Cregan, Youth for Human Rights International; Barbara Gaughen-Muller, UNASB president and co-author Revolutionary Conversations; emcee Sharon Byrne, UNASB vice president of communications (photo by Priscilla)

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Veterans Day Events A Full Week of Patriotic Activities

Vietnam Veterans Lunch with Medal of Honor Recipient, Colonel Jack Jacobs Saturday, November 4 • 11:00 am - 1:00 pm • $20.00 at the door. Elks Club. Granada Theatre’s Movies That Matter Friday, November 10 • 7:00 pm • $10.00 at the door, free admission to those in uniform. Veterans Day Ceremony at SB Cemetery Saturday, November 11 • 10:00 am - 11:00 am • Free. Veterans Parade Sunday, November 12 • Noon - 1:00 pm • State Street, from Sola Street to Cabrillo Blvd. concluding at the 5th Annual Salute to Vets at the Carriage Museum • Free. Parachute Landing Sunday, November 12 • 1:30 pm (approximately) • Cabrillo Blvd., between State and Castillo Streets • Free. 5th Annual Salute to Vets Sunday, November 12 • Noon - 5:00 pm • $5.00 donation and free admission for children under 12 and Veterans. $20.00 entry/lunch/raffle. In partnership with the Santa Barbara Veterans Foundation, Carriage Museum, 129 Castillo Street. For more information vist www.pcvf.org, or call (805) 259-4394 Join us! Donate or volunteer to make a difference in a veteran’s life. PCVF is funded entirely by private donations, info@pcvf.org. NE

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Court documents showed Paul’s father, Paul William Walker III, also settled his own lawsuit against Porsche. Meadow was previously awarded $10.1 million in a 2016 settlement from the estate of Roger Rodas, 38, who was behind the wheel of the Porsche and died in the crash when it was going 80 to 93 miles per hour in a 45-mph zone and careened off the road, striking a concrete lamp post and two trees, before bursting into flames.

The evening’s performance by Z Wilde’s Fratelli – A Men’s Chorus using cantabile tones included Brian Miller, Michael Broyles-Shaw, Seth Taylor, Bruce Daniels, Ben-Oni Cortes, Brian Martin, Joseph Lorenzen, Douglas Hacc, Paul Hixenbaugh, Stuart Brandt, Peter Wright, Rod Lathim, soloist; Zack T Wilde, conductor; Mike Harnett, Nick DeBraublen, and Gary James (photo by Priscilla)

Helene Schneider, before Z Wilde’s Fratelli chorus entertained. The inaugural prize went to environmentalist Rinaldo Brutoco, founding president of the 30-year-old World Business Academy, which addresses climate change and advocates for sustainable energy use. Other nominees included artist and musician Emiliano Campobello, Sue DeCicco, creator of the Peace Crane Project, and filmmaker Emmanuel Itier, who made the documentary The Invocation with such luminaries as Desmond Tutu, the Dalai Lama and Deepak Chopra. The UNA branch in our Eden by the Beach was founded in 1947 and is the oldest chapter in America. To celebrate its 70th anniversary, it created the peace prize for nominees who live locally and have achieved measurable progress in creating peace in the world. Among the 80 guests were Hal Conklin, Judi Weisbart, Marianne Partridge, Geoff Green, Cecilia Johnson, Charlie Firestone, Leila Brutoco, Lynn Holly, and Trevor Martinson. More or Less The Italianate Montecito 9-acre estate of the late sports magnate Ed

Snider, who died last year after a twoyear battle with bladder cancer, has been cut in price to $45 million. The 8-bedroom, 13-bathroom 22,019-sq.-ft. house, with a 2-bedroom guest house, just a tiara’s toss from TV tycoon Oprah Winfrey’s estate, was originally priced at $52 million before dropping to $48.5 million. Snider, who was worth $2.5 billion, owned the NHL’s Philadelphia Flyers and the city’s basketball and football teams, the 76ers and the Eagles. Asian Persuasion For a nominal $2 entrance fee, a once-in-a-lifetime prize of truly epic proportions is on offer. The eye popping draw, offered by jewelry retailer V Diamonds, will see the lucky winner receive an 18-course dinner catered by Michelin-starred eatery Jean, served on board a $30-million private Bombardier jet as it flies high above Asia. The experience begins with a firstclass flight to Singapore before boarding the jet, which will be stocked with vintage wines and two pairs of diamond-studded chopsticks worth $34,000, which will be gifted to the VIP guests.

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After the fancy repast, the diners will be whisked by Rolls Royce to a local marina where they’ll board a private yacht for a personal fireworks display before lodging at a five-star hotel. The draw’s entry “ticket” is as impressive as the prize itself – a fragment of a 2.8-carat, fancy, vivid blue diamond called the Jane Seymour, which is inspired by the James Bond actress. Reversal of Fortune Meadow Walker, daughter of the late Santa Barbara actor Paul Walker, has settled her wrongful-death lawsuit against German car giant Porsche over her father’s death in November 2013. The 18-year-old only daughter of the Fast and Furious star, reached a resolution last month, with terms of the settlement confidential, according to The Blast. Both parties as part of the terms requested the dismissal of the wrongful-death case. Meadow sued Porsche in 2015, claiming her 40-year-old father was trapped by a faulty seatbelt and burned alive while in the passenger seat of a 2005 Porsche Carrera GT.

Fancy Nancy On a personal note, I mark the passing of best-selling author and former Montecito resident Nancy Taylor Rosenberg, who went to more heavenly pastures in Las Vegas at the alltoo-early age of 71. The Texan-born writer worked as a model at Neiman Marcus and became a police officer in Dallas and New Mexico before moving to Ventura, where she was an investigator. In 1991, at the age of 44, she enrolled in a UCLA creative-writing class and a year later, drawing on her experience in law enforcement, wrote her first novel, Mitigating Circumstances, which became a New York Times bestseller. The film rights were obtained by Oscar-winning director Jonathan Demme. Many other novels soon followed including Interest of Justice, First Offense, Trial By Fire, California Angel, and Abuse of Power, followed by eight more tomes. Nancy and her husband, Jerry, who also had a home in Manhattan, moved to Nevada four years ago. Sightings: Actor Bill Murray at Ca’Dario...Christopher Lloyd at Oliver’s...Transformers actress Megan Fox shopping at Costco Pip! Pip! Readers with tips, sightings and amusing items for Richard’s column should email him at richardmin eards@verizon.net or send invitations or other correspondence to the Journal. To reach Priscilla, email her at pris cilla@santabarbaraseen.com or call 969-3301. •MJ

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A Toast to Jerry Hatchett

ore than 300 people gathered for cocktails and dinner on a recent Sunday evening at the Santa Barbara Carriage Museum to celebrate the career of long-time Knowlwood Tennis Club (KTC) tennis director Jerry Hatchett, who has taught multiple generations of Montecito children and their parents not only tennis, but lasting life lessons. “Don’t call it a retirement party, because he’s not retiring!” said Cathy Quijano, one of the organizers of the event. Although Hatchett, 72, retired as tennis director and head pro at the end of last year, he still teaches private lessons at Knowlwood, a private club with 170 families as members. Quijano was one of five women, including Julie Whalen Schuetz, Joanne Rapp, Sharol Siemens, and Hatchett’s wife, Susan Burns, who organized the party to celebrate his 46-year career as the steward of Knowlwood and his contributions to the tennis community throughout the Santa Barbara area. Guests came from all over the country to attend the event and honor Hatchett. “This tremendous turnout is a testimony to how Jerry has impacted the lives of so many of us in the Santa Barbara tennis community and at KTC,” said Knowlwood board president Steve Kent. “The truth is that we represent just the tip of the iceberg in terms of all of the kids, families, Knowlwood members (past and present), friends, and family that he has touched and helped through the years.” After growing up in Texas, Hatchett came to Santa Barbara in the mid1960s to play tennis for University of California, Santa Barbara, where his teammates included current Montecito residents and Knowlwood members David Grokenberger and Ted Campbell. Afterwards, while in graduate school there, Hatchett helped coach the UCSB team. At about the same time, in 1969, Brian Rapp, Palmer Jackson, and George Manset (now deceased) pur-

Greg Nye, an early member of Knowlwood Tennis Club who flew in from Mexico to attend the celebration honoring Jerry Hatchett (middle), and Brian Rapp, one of the founders of the club Jerry Hatchett at Knowlwood

chased 8 acres on East Valley Road from the Knowls family, with the intention of starting a family-focused tennis club. One night, Rapp brought Hatchett to his house for dinner to get his wife’s opinion of whether he should hire the young pro to be the first tennis director at the new club. “This charming hippie came into our house,” said Joanne Rapp at the event. “He talked about tennis in a way that I had never heard, and I told my husband that we would be lucky to have him here for two years. Thank you, Jerry, for giving us a lot more than those two years!” Over the years, Hatchett developed a unique tennis program not found at most other clubs in the area or even in the country. To keep his large teaching staff of eight to nine pros busy, non-Knowlwood members were allowed to take clinics and lessons. His women’s clinics in particular had a devoted following throughout Santa Barbara, and to be invited to play in his top-level clinic was a hard-won privilege among competitive women’s players. But the heart of Hatchett’s philosophy was to make Knowlwood a family-friendly place, where kids of all skill levels could have fun and hang out. “My philosophy is to trust the kids. If kids aren’t micromanaged, they are much more creative and invent their own games.” “He’s the thoughtful and passionate dad of Knowlwood,” said Terry Whalen, who grew up at Knowlwood

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Brad Dvorak (middle) grew up playing tennis at Knowlwood with John McManigal, who met his wife, Kendall McManigal (left), at the club when Hatchett hired her to be a tennis pro

years ago but who flew into town for the event. The amazing thing, Hatchett said, is that even though people spent an entire evening thanking him for helping them, he feels as if he is the lucky one. “All the students gave me so much. It’s been my honor and privilege to coach either you or your kids at Knowlwood – to be trusted to teach generation after generation – thank you, guys!” For those who would like to honor Hatchett’s work, donations can be made to the Edward Robert Doty Fund at the Santa Barbara Foundation, which solely benefits the Tennis Patrons of Santa Barbara, a non-profit group that helps underprivileged children learn the game of tennis. Hatchett is a longtime Tennis Patrons board member. •MJ

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GHOST VILLAGE ROAD

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ith last week’s heat wave gone in time for overcast Halloween weather, our town’s annual Ghost Village Road brought out troves of tricks and treats. Sponsored by the Coast Village Road Association along with our faithful businesses and employees with their costumes on, the event proved fruitful for all the kids young and old. Notable outfits included fantasy and sci-fi, with a few dinosaurs tossed in. All Montecito schools were well-represented, and new visitors joined the street stroll. Photos tell all! •MJ

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CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS BID NO. 3781B Sealed proposals for Bid No. 3781B for the Montecito Street Bridge Replacement and Pedestrian Improvements Project will be received in the Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, until 3:00 P.M., Thursday, December 7, 2017 to be publicly opened and read at that time. Any bidder who wishes its bid proposal to be considered is responsible for making certain that its bid proposal is actually delivered to said Purchasing Office. Bids shall be addressed to the General Services Manager, Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, and shall be labeled, “Montecito Street Bridge Replacement and Pedestrian Improvements Project, Bid No. 3781B". The work generally consists of the removal and replacement of the Montecito (Yanonali) Street Bridge over Sycamore Creek with sidewalks on Montecito Street, and sidewalks and retaining walls on Salinas Street. The work includes all labor, material, supervision, plant, and equipment necessary to complete and deliver the finished bridge replacement / pedestrian improvements project per plans and specs. The Engineer’s estimate is $3,300,000. Each bidder must have a Class A license to complete this work in accordance with the California Business and Professions Code. The plans and specifications for this Project are available electronically at SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. Plan and specification sets can be obtained from CyberCopy (located at 504 N Milpas St, cross street Haley) by contacting Alex Gaytan, CyberCopy Shop Manager, at (805) 884-6155. The City’s contact for this project is Andrew Grubb P.E., Project Engineer; (805) 564-5404. There will be a non-mandatory Pre-Bid Meeting scheduled for Thursday, November 9, 2017 at 8:00 A.M. at the Project Site at the intersection of Montecito and Yanonali Streets in Santa Barbara. In order to be placed on the plan holder’s list, the Contractor can register as a document holder for this Project on Ebidboard. Project Addendum notifications will be issued through Ebidboard.com. Although Ebidboard will fax and/or email all notifications once they are provided contact information, bidders are still responsible for obtaining all addenda from the Ebidboard website or the City’s website at: SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard.

City of Santa Barbara Notice Inviting Bids – Bid No. 3898 1.

Bid Acceptance. The City of Santa Barbara (“City”) will accept sealed bids for its Police Department Memorial Statue Project (“Project”), by or before Thursday, November 30, 2017, at 3:00 p.m., at its Purchasing Office, located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, at which time and place the bids will be publicly opened and read aloud. Each bidder is responsible for making certain that its Bid Proposal is actually delivered to the Purchasing Office. The receiving time at the Purchasing Office will be the governing time for acceptability of bids. Telegraphic, telephonic, electronic, and facsimile bids will not be accepted.

Project Information. 2.1 Location and Description. The Project is located at 215 East Figueroa Street, Santa Barbara, California, and is described as follows: relocate existing 20 gallon planter, provide all required tree protection measures, clearing and grading landscaping adjacent to existing walkway, new reinforced concrete slab, reinforced concrete pedestal and reinforced masonry retaining wall, and new lighting. Sculpture and sculpture anchoring to be furnished by the City. 2.2 Time for Completion. The planned timeframe for commencement and completion of construction of the Project is: 20 working days from issuance of the Notice to Proceed. 2.3 Engineer’s Estimate. The Engineer’s estimate for construction of this Project is: $25,000.

3.1 License. This Project requires a valid California contractor’s license for the following classification(s): A-General Engineering Contractor or B-General Building Contractor. 3.2 DIR Registration. City will not accept a Bid Proposal from or enter into the Contract with a bidder, without proof that the bidder and its Subcontractors are registered with the California Department of Industrial Relations (“DIR”) to perform public work under Labor Code section 1725.5, subject to limited legal exceptions. 4.

Contract Documents. The plans, specifications, bid forms and contract documents for the Project, and any addenda thereto (“Contract Documents”) may be downloaded from City’s website at: SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. A printed copy of the Contract Documents may be obtained from CyberCopy Shop, located at 504 N. Milpas Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93103, at (805) 884-6155.

Bid Security. The Bid Proposal must be accompanied by bid security of ten percent of the maximum bid amount, in the form of a cashier’s or certified check made payable to City, or a bid bond executed by a surety licensed to do business in the State of California on the Bid Bond form included with the Contract Documents. The bid security must guarantee that, within ten days after City’s issuance of the notice of award of the Contract, the bidder will execute the Contract and submit the payment and performance bonds, insurance certificates and endorsements, and all other documentation required by the Contract Documents.

Prevailing Wage Requirements. 6.1 General. This Project is subject to the prevailing wage requirements applicable to the locality in which the Work is to be performed for each craft, classification or type of worker needed to perform the Work, including employer payments for health and welfare, pension, vacation, apprenticeship and similar purposes.

Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of the Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. Per California Civil Code Section 9550, a payment bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The proposal shall be accompanied by a proposal guaranty bond in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the proposal, or alternatively by a certified or cashier’s check payable to the Owner in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the proposal. A separate performance bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from the notice to award and prior to the performance of any work. A contractor or subcontractor shall not be qualified to bid on, be listed in a bid proposal, subject to the requirements of Section 4104 of the Public Contract Code, or engage in the performance of any contract for public work, as defined in this chapter, unless currently registered and qualified to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5. It is not a violation of this section for an unregistered contractor to submit a bid that is authorized by Section 7029.1 of the Business and Professions Code or by Section 10164 or 20103.5 of the Public Contract Code, provided the contractor is registered to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5 at the time the contract is awarded.

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6.2 Rates. The prevailing rates are on file with City and available online at http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR. Each Contractor and Subcontractor must pay no less than the specified rates to all workers employed to work on the Project. The schedule of per diem wages is based upon a working day of eight hours. The rate for holiday and overtime work must be at least time and one-half. 6.3 Compliance. The Contract will be subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the DIR, under Labor Code section 1771.4. 7.

Performance and Payment Bonds. The successful bidder will be required to provide performance and payment bond for 100% of the Contract Price regardless of contract dollar amount.

Substitution of Securities. Substitution of appropriate securities in lieu of retention amounts from progress payments is permitted under Public Contract Code section 22300.

Subcontractor List. Each bidder must submit, with its Bid Proposal, the name, location of the place of business, California contractor license number, DIR registration number, and percentage of the Work to be performed (based on the Base Bid) for each Subcontractor that will perform work or service or fabricate or install work for the prime contractor in excess of one-half of 1% of the bid price, using the Subcontractor List form included with the Contract Documents.

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Instructions to Bidders. All bidders should carefully review the Instructions to Bidders before submitting a Bid Proposal.

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Bidders’ Conference. A bidders’ conference will be held on Thursday, November 9, 2017 at 10 a.m. at the following location: 215 East Figueroa Street, Santa Barbara, CA for the purpose of acquainting all prospective bidders with the Contract Documents and the Worksite. The bidders’ conference is not mandatory.

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Retention. The percentage of retention that will be withheld from progress payments is five percent (5%).

By: ___________________________________ Bill Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager Publication Dates: 1) November 1, 2017 Montecito Journal

2) November 8, 2017

This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations. The City of Santa Barbara hereby notifies all bidders that it will affirmatively insure that in any contract entered into pursuant to this advertisement, minority business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of race, creed, color, national origin, ancestry, sexual orientation, political affiliations or beliefs, sex, age, physical disability, medical condition, marital status or pregnancy as set forth hereunder. GENERAL SERVICES MANAGER CITY OF SANTA BARBARA ______________________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. PUBLISHED: October 25 & November 1, 2017 Montecito Journal

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PUBLIC NOTICE City of Santa Barbara

CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS BID NO. 3900 Sealed proposals for Bid No. 3900 for the Cabrillo Ballfield Renovation Project will be received in the Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, until 3:00 p.m., Thursday, December 7, 2017, to be publicly opened and read at that time. Any bidder who wishes its bid proposal to be considered is responsible for making certain that its bid proposal is actually delivered to said Purchasing Office. Bids shall be addressed to the General Services Manager, Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, and shall be labeled, “Cabrillo Ballfield Renovation Project, Bid No. 3900". The Project is located at 800 E. Cabrillo Blvd., Santa Barbara, California, and is described as follows: Major park renovation including laser-level and renovate softball field, wrought iron and chain-link fencing, turf replacement, concrete flatwork, retaining walls, replace irrigation systems, install outdoor fitness equipment stations, new landscaping, drainage improvements, and new pedestrian lighting. Right-of-Way work includes sidewalk replacement, new curb ramps, and landscaping. Bid alternates include new sod and/or seeded turf and new electrical conduit and wiring for pedestrian lighting system. The construction estimate is $1,000,000. Each bidder must have a valid Class A General Engineering Contractor license to complete this work in accordance with the California Business and Professions Code. There will be a mandatory Pre-Bid Meeting on Tuesday, November 14, 2017 at 10 AM at the project site at the intersection of Milpas Street and Calle Puerto Vallarta. The plans and specifications for this Project are available electronically at SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. Plan and specification sets can be obtained from CyberCopy (located at 504 N Milpas St.) by contacting Alex Gaytan, CyberCopy Shop Manager, at (805) 884-6155. The City’s contact for this project is Keven Strasburg, Park Project Technician, 805-897-1906, kstrasburg@santabarbaraca.gov. In order to be placed on the plan holder’s list, the Contractor can register as a document holder for this Project on Ebidboard. Project Addendum notifications will be issued through Ebidboard.com. Although Ebidboard will fax and/or email all notifications once they are provided contact information, bidders are still responsible for obtaining all addenda from the Ebidboard website or the City’s website at: SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of the Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. Per California Civil Code Section 9550, a payment bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The proposal shall be accompanied by a proposal guaranty bond in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the proposal, or alternatively by a certified or cashier’s check payable to the Owner in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the proposal. A separate performance bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from the notice to award and prior to the performance of any work. DIR REGISTRATION A contractor or subcontractor shall not be qualified to bid on, be listed in a bid proposal, subject to the requirements of Section 4104 of the Public Contract Code, or engage in the performance of any contract for public work, as defined in this chapter, unless currently registered and qualified to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5. It is not a violation of this section for an unregistered contractor to submit a bid that is authorized by Section 7029.1 of the Business and Professions Code or by Section 10164 or 20103.5 of the Public Contract Code, provided the contractor is registered to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5 at the time the contract is awarded. This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations, under Labor Code Section 1771.4.

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the City Council of the City of Santa Barbara will conduct a Public Hearing on Tuesday, November 14, 2017, during the afternoon session of the meeting which begins at 2:00 p.m. in the Council Chamber, City Hall, 735 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara. The hearing is to consider the appeal filed by Appellants Donna Mason, Lawrence Mason, Margaret Evans, Warren Evans, and Christine Hoehner of the Historic Landmarks Commission’s Project Design Approval and Final Approval for property owned by Kurt Harris and located at 3 Rosemary Lane, Assessor’s Parcel No. 015-093-019, RS15 (Residential Single Unit) Zone, General Plan Designation: Low Density Residential (Max. 3 du/acre). The project involves approval of the unpermitted replacement of two pairs of wood, diamond shaped divided lite, casement windows with horizontal divided lite casement windows on the residence that is eligible to be designated a Structure of Merit. The proposal also includes painting an existing picket fence, and removal of an existing trellis structure located in the southwest corner of the property. If you challenge the Council's action on the appeal of the Historic Landmarks Commission's decision in court, you may be limited to raising only those issues you or someone else raised at the public hearing described in this notice, or in written correspondence delivered to the City at, or prior to, the public hearing. You are invited to attend this hearing and address your verbal comments to the City Council. Written comments are also welcome up to the time of the hearing, and should be addressed to the City Council via the City Clerk’s Office, P.O. Box 1990, Santa Barbara, CA 93102-1990. On Thursday, November 9, 2017, an Agenda with all items to be heard on Tuesday, November 14, 2017, will be available at 735 Anacapa Street and at the Central Library. Agendas and Staff Reports are also accessible online at www.santabarbaraca.gov; under Most Popular, click on Council Agenda Packet. Regular meetings of the Council are broadcast live and rebroadcast on Wednesdays and Thursdays at 7:00 p.m. and on Saturday at 9:00 a.m. on City TV Channel 18. Each televised Council meeting is closed captioned for the hearing impaired. These meetings can also be viewed over the Internet at www.SantaBarbaraCA.gov/CouncilVideos. In compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, if you need auxiliary aids or services or staff assistance to attend or participate in this meeting, please contact the City Administrator’s Office at 564-5305. If possible, notification at least 48 hours prior to the meeting will usually enable the City to make reasonable arrangements. Specialized services, such as sign language interpretation or documents in Braille, may require additional lead time to arrange. (SEAL)

The City of Santa Barbara hereby notifies all bidders that it will affirmatively insure that in any contract entered into pursuant to this advertisement, minority business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of race, creed, color, national origin, ancestry, sexual orientation, political affiliations or beliefs, sex, age, physical disability, medical condition, marital status or pregnancy as set forth hereunder.

Sarah Gorman, CMC City Clerk Services Manager

GENERAL SERVICES MANAGER CITY OF SANTA BARBARA

William Hornung, C.P.M. PUBLISHED: 11/1/17 and 11/8/17 Montecito Journal

five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tania Paredes-Sadler. FBN No. 2017-0002968. Published November 1, 8, 15, 22, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Coast Village Association, PO Box

5771 Santa Barbara, CA 93150. Coast Village Road Association, 1230 Coast Village Road, Suite K, Santa Barbara CA 93108. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 20, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN

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No. 2017-0002923. Published November 1, 8, 15, 22, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Villas Cleaning, 6179 Barrington Dr., Santa Barbara, CA 93117. Susana Cruz Garcia, 6179 Barrington Dr., Santa Barbara, CA 93117. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 18, 2017. This statement

expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Rachel N. Gann. FBN No. 2017-0002896. Published October 25, November 1, 8, 15, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Brainstem

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November 1, 2017 Montecito Journal

Balancing Center; The Human TuneUp Center; The First Human Tune-Up; The Human Tune-Up, 27 West Anapamu Street #388, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Joseph Migliore, 27 West Anapamu Street #388, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 11, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer.

FBN No. 2017-0002827. Published October 25, November 1, 8, 15, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Docutax; Docutax Legal Assistance & Tax Services, 1010 North H St. Lompoc, CA 93436. Tyler Stuart, 937 Camino Caballo, Nipomo, CA 93444. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 3, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of 2 – 9 November 2017

CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that bids will be received and posted electronically on PlanetBids for: BID NO. 5590

Information: Fri-Thu: November 3 - 9

THE HITCHCOCK CINEMA & PUBLIC HOUSE

DUE DATE & TIME: November 16, 2017 UNTIL 3:00P.M.

371 Hitchcock Way

Aquatics, Sports and Youth Activities Camp and Program Apparel

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The City of Santa Barbara is now conducting bid and proposal solicitations online through the PlanetBids System™. Vendors can register for the commodities that they are interested in bidding on using NIGP commodity codes at

NOVEMBER 2 2x7

http://www.santabarbaraca.gov/business/bids/purchasing.asp.

The initial bidders’ list for all solicitations will be developed from registered vendors. Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained electronically via PlanetBids. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award.

_________________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. Published: November 1, 2017 General Services Manager Montecito Journal

the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Mary Soto. FBN No. 2017-0002761. Published October 18, 25, November 1, 8, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: K3&SK Consulting, 489 Hot Springs Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. Kim Mascheroni Inc., 489 Hot Springs Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 10, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN No. 2017-0002811. Published October 18, 25, November 1, 8, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Box Theory, 461 Old Coast Hwy #2, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Nina Moore, 2 – 9 November 2017

461 Old Coast Hwy #2, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on September 25, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Margarita Silva. FBN No. 2017-0002672. Published October 18, 25, November 1, 8, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT: The following person(s) has (have) abandoned the use of the Fictitious Business Name(s): Jane-Ellyn, 1709 Loma St #C, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Paul S Lascelles, 1709 Loma St #C, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Jane E Lascelles, 1709 Loma St #C, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was originally filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 7, 2015. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland,

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County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasingh, filed September 14, 2017. Original FBN No. 20150002918. Published October 11, 18, 25, November 1, 2017. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: 800Stone, 819 Fesler St., Santa Maria, CA 93454. Thomas C. Marré, 819 Fesler St., Santa Maria, CA 93454. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County

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THE KILLING OF A SCARED DEER (R)

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LOVING VINCENT

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on September 26, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Mary Soto. FBN No. 20170002700. Published October 11, 18, 25, November 1, 2017. ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE No. 17CV04356. To all interested parties:

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Petitioner Sharon Celeste Fay filed a petition with Superior Court of California, County of Santa Barbara, for a decree changing name from Sharon Celeste Fay to Sharon Celeste Fay Allen. The Court orders that all persons interested in this matter appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. Any person objecting to the name changes described above must

file a written objection that includes the reasons for the objection at least two court days before the matter is scheduled to be heard and must appear at the hearing to show cause why the petition should not be granted. If no written objection is timely filed, the court may grant the petition without a hearing. Filed October 23, 2017 by Terri Chavez, Deputy Clerk. Hearing date: December 6, 2017 at 9:30 am in Dept. 6, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Published 11/1, 11/8, 11/15, 11/22

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2 – 9 November 2017

Ray’s Ramblings

Your Westmont by Scott Craig (photography by Brad Elliott)

by Ray Winn Hailing originally from Price, Utah, and growing up in Las Vegas, Ray, has been managing his own companies for many years. His extensive résumé includes program manager for Rover-Nerva nuclear rocket program, nuclear weapons testing, co-designing photo sensor imaging systems for Mars Viking LanderOrbiter cameras, co-inventing bi-polar accelerator for cancer treatment, and semiconductor related patents. He lives in Montecito

Breaking the Ice, Part II

n the late 1700s, it was possible to walk from Manhattan across the frozen river to New Jersey during most winters. During these cycles, the price of wheat in gold Dutch guilders varied by nearly a factor of 20 to 1. In a four-year period, there were snowstorms in the U.S. as far south as Virginia in late May/June. Crop failures were massive and many starved and died of exposure. The climate probably helped Washington win the war, as the supply of food and material from England was slow and unpredictable. It was also tough in England and certainly impacted its support of the war. It is possible that, except for the lousy weather, we would still be under British rule. Good old George really could throw a dollar across the Potomac… it was only about one- or 200-hundred feet wide at some points and certainly aided in the troop movement for the surprise attack on British and Hessian troops during Christmas of 1776 that began to turn the tide of the war. As the mini ice age progressed, temperatures dropped in English wine country. Grape and wine production moved southward to Italy and France. The Brits could no longer make wine efficiently, but that did not stop them from getting their alcohol. Nope, they switched to cold-tolerant crops such as barley and rye grains for their drinking spirits – voila, the birth of Scotch and rye whiskey – and those drinking habits remain so to this day; all weather-related. Luckily, as the mini ice age was winding down in the early 1800s, the increased planting of the potato in Europe – a food unique and imported from the Americas – saved much of Europe, England, and Ireland from starvation. It would grow in colder climates, had a lot of starch easily converted by the human body to sugar and was easily stored, thus saving vast numbers of people all the way to the steppes in Russia from starvation. Unfortunately, it was also a nightshade plant, and many varieties were poisonous to varying degrees, attacking the immune system. Native South Americans were not 2 – 9 November 2017

as affected because they had both developed an immunity to the mildly poisonous plant, and selected less poisonous varieties, though to this day, some South American potatoes are deadly poison to humans. Eventually, a suitable potato variety was universally adopted, but that variety proved susceptible to disease and crop failures. That led to widespread famine in Ireland and other parts of the old world, because vast populations had adopted that type of potato as an almost singular food supply. Remember the Irish potato famine? In the early 1800s through 1847, one in five Irish citizens perished from starvation or poison, and another one in five migrated to the U.S. The famine triggered one of the largest population migrations in U.S. history. Floods of Irish and European immigrants swept into the United States, causing radical upheavals and dislocations in labor and financial markets. The positive side was that the cheap labor and indentured servant populations made the United States a leading supplier of woven fabrics. Slavery provided the labor for cotton production to feed the northern mills with cheap cotton; immigrants supplied cheap labor in the mills, and the plentiful waterpower of New England supplied the energy to run the mills. A lot of this transition came about because of the failure of the importation of an American crop to Europe that failed… much of it weather-related. The potato, slavery, low-priced labor, and water energy were part of the secret weapon that was the undoing of English dominance in the fabric industry and other industries as well.

“The Coming Ice Age”

Fast forward to more recent times. I remember the screaming headlines in The New York Times in 1971 that predicted, according to a “universal agreement of all educated scientists and climatologists” (does that term sound familiar?), that Earth was headed for a cataclysmic cold age in the next 30 to 50 years. Many of the prognosticators stated that the next 50 years would be counted as the coldest

Scott Craig is manager of media relations at Westmont College

Westmont Hires New Enrollment VP

rene E. Neller will serve as vice president for enrollment, marketing, and college communications at Westmont beginning December 1. She will manage admissions, strategic marketing, branding, communications, creative production, public relations, and social media programs. “Irene brings an extensive background and passion for marketing leadership in Christian higher education,” says president Gayle D. Beebe. “She will work effectively to further the reach and influence of the college by telling our story authentically and widely to attract students who will benefit from our mission of rigorous academics and a deep love of God.” The college has elevated the admissions/marketing position to vice-presidential status to achieve these goals, and Neller will join Westmont’s Executive Team. She previously served at Fuller Theological Seminary and Biola University for 30 years. “It’s an extraordinary opportunity to join Westmont in its 80th year of existence,” she says. “I’m grateful to President Beebe for giving me the honor and challenge of bringing innovative leadership to a newly developed enrollment, marketing, and communications position. Building a robust centralized communications and student recruitment program will serve to highlight all the extraordinary opportunities Westmont offers and tell the college’s story more broadly. I have long believed that Westmont is a crown jewel among national liberal arts colleges and an institution that serves with high distinction among Christian colleges. I look forward to working with this extraordinary community to advance Westmont’s mission, influence, and global

engagement, holding Christ pre-eminent in all we do.” Neller established marketing departments for Biola and Fuller, and dramatically grew enrollment and increased levels of institutional reputation and awareness at both institutions. She graduated from Bethany University and earned a Master of Arts from Cal State Fullerton. She is fluent in conversational Spanish and has increased international and multicultural student enrollment. She has served and led in many mentoring programs for young women. She and her husband, Brett, have two sons, and the youngest, Mitchell, is a junior at Westmont.

in our history. Not only were they all dead wrong – again – but evidently they didn’t get the word about the ice age that brought agricultural and social disaster at the time of the birth of our country a scant 200 years earlier. So much for The New York Times’s research department. According to the “concerned scientists” of the time, we had to take immediate steps to prepare for the oncoming spectacle of doom and disaster. One of the aging prognosticators left over from that period is

now shouting from the highest hill that we are doomed because of higher temperatures. This, at a time when his previous forecasts would have us freezing to death in large numbers by 2017. What we see again are headlines searching for dollars without much consideration for science or even a smattering of recent history. For the most part, the current wave of armchair climatologists is not much different.

At Starbucks, I learned if you ask for a grande salted-caramel almond-milk latte, they write “Britney” on the cup

Volleyball Heading into Final Stretch

The No. 7 Westmont volleyball team will have its final tune-ups this weekend before heading into the Golden State Athletic Conference Tournament and the NAIA National Tournament. The Warriors battle William Jessup University on Friday, November 3, at 7 pm and Menlo College on Saturday, November 4, at noon, both in Murchison Gym. Westmont has an impressive 28-3 record, having only lost to No. 4 Park (Missouri), No. 10 Columbia (Missouri), and No. 13 College of Idaho. The Warrior offense is led by junior Libby Dahlberg of Sacramento, junior Samantha Neely of Whittier, and sophomore Cassidy Rea of Ventura. Head coach Patti Cook, was a threetime NAIA All-American as a player for Westmont. After graduating in 2004, she played professional beach volleyball, including three years fulltime on the AVP Tour. •MJ

We’ll discuss man’s part in all this in Part III. •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL

C ALENDAR OF Note to readers: This entertainment calendar is a subjective sampling of arts and other events taking place in the Santa Barbara area for the next week. It is by no means comprehensive. Be sure to read feature stories in each issue that complement the calendar. In order to be considered for inclusion in this calendar, information must be submitted no later than noon on the Wednesday eight days prior to publication date. Please send all news releases and digital artwork to slibowitz@yahoo.com)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2 1st Thursday – With the weather finally addressing the middle of autumn, it’s time to fall into the season with Santa Barbara’s popular downtown stroll that offers myriad fine art and performance presentations for November. Among the new venues are Giannetti Home, the architecture/ interior design store that will showcase original paintings from Steve Giannetti’s private collection and host its State Street neighbor, Jane Restaurant, on the patio, serving wine to purchase and free appetizers.... Bar 29 offers original photography by Ben Pecorari, a Santa Barbara native whose passion for photography began in town and developed while he attended Savannah College of Art and Design before touring the country with his band, which forms the subject of his show.... Turning back the clock, Lady McClintock’s presents its first solo exhibition for Yuliya Lennon, who is a member of the oldest art institution in Great Britain, The Painter Stainers’s Guild of London, which was founded in 1581. Her collection of oil paintings in the style of the masters focuses on dance and music.... “ReMARKable”, at 10 West Gallery, is a nine-person show featuring abstract paintings, stone sculpture, and photography with figurative commentary on the human condition, as well as photography of the natural world.... Also of interest, Yes Dance hosts “Return to Spacks Street 108”, honoring the late Barry Spacks, Santa Barbara’s first poet laureate and an artist. The studio will

exhibit more than 50 of his original paintings for the benefit of Yes Dance and the community.... There are at least two opportunities to witness artists in action at storefronts amid just two blocks of State St. At Silo118 Art Gallery, a series of artists will complete large-scale canvasses in one day, offering audiences an appreciation for the calculations necessary to navigate the intricacies of creating mural-sized paintings. Meanwhile, Te Amo Estate & Fine Jewelry hosts a live painting demonstration by Olga Hotujac as part of her “The Gaviota Coast” exhibition, a collection of impressionist landscapes of the natural setting created in a heavy impasto technique while working en plein air.... Plenty of artisans will also be on hand at The Yes Store, the seasonal pop-up (since 1968) offering handmade and oneof-a-kind gifts for holiday shoppers. WHEN: 5 to 8 pm WHERE: Lower State Street and environs COST: free INFO:www.santabarbaradowntown. com/about/1st-thursday Sounds on State Street – The performance art slate at November’s 1st Thursday is bigger than ever, with several special events joining the usual venues of Marshalls Patio (Salt Martians Bluegrass Band) and the corner of State & Anapamu streets (acoustic Americana to Motown specialists Mission Canyon). Reefer Madness, at Fuzion Gallery & Boutique in conjunction with SBIFF, celebrates the end of marijuana prohibition via screening of early films that blazed the way, with libations and

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Folsom’s Prism – Singer-songwriter Rebecca Folsom is also a published author with two books of poetry and an oil painter with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree who has shown in numerous galleries. But it’s her music – with themes of liberation, opening hearts, and inspiring hope – that brings her to town for a gig at The Cambridge Drive Concert Series, where her near four-octave voice that KUNC radio described as “knock-you-to-your-knees” will be on full display. Her 2016 album Extraordinary Days contained the song “Better Times”, which reached No. 1 on the National Folk Radio DJ Chart. Opening act Steve Werner is a self-described road-crazy, biker-sailor-adventurerfolksinger-songwriter who has shared stages with Bob Dylan, Willie Nelson, and Ramblin¹ Jack Elliott, among others. WHEN: 7:30 pm WHERE: Cambridge Drive Community Church, 550 Cambridge Drive, Goleta COST: $12 with advance reservation and $15 at the door INFO: 964-0436 or www.cambridgedrivechurch.org

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Miller Time for the Bard – UCSB’s Department of Theater focuses on fractured families from two distinct eras and points of view in a double-dose of classics repertory presentation of Arthur Miller’s A View from the Bridge and Shakespeare’s King Lear. Bridge is set in the mid-1950s in Brooklyn and tells the story of a longshoreman whose fatal mistake changes his family forever; the gritty and explosive story has themes of immigration, community, pride, and secret love that still echo 60 years later. Lear comes via a 90-minute Naked Shakes adaptation, which features two separate complete casts alternating in exploring the stripped-down story of a king igniting a chain reaction of chaos as he discovers his own humanity and mortality and teeters on the brink of madness. UCSB professor Irwin Appel, director of the BFA Acting Program, directs both of the intimately staged powerful pieces. Bridge performs at 8 pm November Friday, 3, 6, 8-9, 11, and 16-18, plus 5 pm on Saturday, November 5 and 19. Lear is staged on at 8 pm November 4-5, 10-11, 14-15 and 19, and 2 pm on November 18. WHERE: UCSB Performing Arts Theater COST: $16 in advance, $20 at the door general $12/$15 students, seniors, and children INFO: 893-7221 or www.theaterdance.ucsb.edu

snacks included.... Celebrate Dia de los Muertos, Guatemala style, with Museum of Contemporary Art, with music by KCSB DJ Tio Chuy and the chance to make a giant kite in the style of the Guatemalan Barriletes Gigantes as an adjunct to the current exhibition, “Guatemala from 33,000 km”.... Folk artist and musician Alan Strubing will exhibit and perform one of his wildly inventive instruments in Studio D at SBCAST, while Media, Art, and Technology student exhibitions continue in Studio F amid more music, food, and fun.... Tom Etchart & Friends perform jazz at Christ Presbyterian Church, which will also exhibit “Sacred Streets”, a collection of portraits of people living on L.A.’s Skid Row by Jason Leith, and serve local wine and hors d’oeuvres... The Traveling Hurtados play at Jodi House Brain Injury Support Center, which hosts artwork by the nonprofit’s members, both past and present, including handmade ceramic ornaments for sale. WHEN: 5 to 8 pm WHERE: Lower State Street and environs COST: free INFO:www. santabarbaradowntown.com/ about/1st-thursday Circo Hermanos Caballero – If memory serves, the Jalisco-born, Lynwood-based family circus is making its Santa Barbara debut with a fiveday residency beginning today at the Earl Warren Showgrounds. And if Facebook posts are any indication, the company has delighted many and frustrated a few, with comments ranging from raves about the motorcyclists, clowns (especially Kiko)

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and funny and creative acts and singing, and complaints about ticket prices, animal acts, and too many performers only speaking Spanish. But this might be the only show in town for awhile, as Circus Vargas has no Santa Barbara dates on its current schedule. WHEN: 7:30 tonight, tomorrow & Monday; 4:30 & 7:30 pm Saturday; 2, 4:30 & 7:30 pm Sunday WHERE: Earl Warren Showgrounds, 3400 N. Calle Real COST: $35 & $45 general, $10 kids (coupon for free child admission available online at (www. circocaballero.com) INFO: 687-0766 or www.earlwarren.com FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Say it Again! – War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Nineteen-seventies funk band War could have cemented its reputation on that peace-loving number by itself, but the group, which also fuses R&B, rock, and Latin styles drawn from the Los Angeles ghettos where they grew up, has had a long and varied career. The big break came in 1969 when Animals lead singer Eric Burdon took charge of the group and recorded the album that included the breakout hit “Spill the Wine” the following year. The bad hit more mainstream popularity with the release of All Day Music in 1972, which spawned the single “Slippin’ into Darkness”, while 1973’s The World is a Ghetto reached No. 1 on the Billboard album chart. Over the years, other hits have included the still popular radio staples “Low Rider” 2 – 9 November 2017

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4 Don’t Tari for Santa Barbara Star – Pianist Bryan Tari has been called a throwback to another era of showmen, say Liberace without the rhinestones and candelabra, or Victor Borge, the witty keyboardist who entertained as much with his remarks as his repertoire. As a young classically trained artist, Hollywood born Tari, who shares Hungarian roots with Borge, was part of the opening ceremonies for the 1984 Olympics, playing George Gershwin’s quintessential American composition “Rhapsody in Blue” along with 83 other pianists at the Los Angeles Coliseum. Thirty-three years later, deep into a career as a performer and recording artist, Tari is now a recent Santa Barbara resident whose latest album, Fiesta Suites, pays tribute to the city’s Old Spanish Days celebration. The concert at the Lobero Theatre tonight will also serve as the premiere of Tari’s “Star Wars Piano Medley,” a piano arrangement of music from Star Wars Episodes 1 & 4, focusing on the famous themes composed by John Williams, who, not coincidentally, also wielded the baton at the L.A. Olympics concert. Also performing is Atlantic Recording artist Lina Loi, who was discovered by Stevie Wonder. She’ll offer vocal selections from the classical repertoire of Puccini, plus jazz numbers and pop standards, with Tari accompanying on piano. WHEN: 8 pm WHERE: 33 East Canon Perdido St. COST: $38 to $68 INFO: 963-0761 or www.lobero.com’

and “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” Keyboardist-singer Leroy “Lonnie” Jordan is the only original member still with the band, but since Burdon lives in Ojai, maybe he’ll show up for a guest shot when War overtakes the Chumash Casino Resort’s Samala Showroom tonight. WHEN: 8 pm WHERE: Chumash Casino Resort, 3400 East Hwy. 246, Santa Ynez COST: $25 to $45 INFO: (800) CHUMASH (248-6274) or www. chumashcasino.com SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4 Mesa Artists Studio Tour – The Santa Barbara Mesa has been a haven and inspiration for artists for more than a century, as the area is blessed with stunning views of mountains and ocean, the harbor,

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SUN NOV 26 3PM Christmas Classic As a Radio Play – Some things aren’t meant to be messed with. Remember the old TV commercial for Chiffon margarine (“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature”)? Some would put It’s a Wonderful Life in that category, as evidenced by the furor that surrounded the decision to colorize the Frank Capra 1946 black-and-white classic about idealistic small-town hero George Bailey, to say nothing about the uproar over a sequel announced in 2013. Then there’s It’s a Wonderful Life, a Live Radio Play. Joe Landry’s 2011 adaptation of the tale of a guardian angel saving Bailey from suicide by showing him the impact of his life on others is a lovingly evocative take on the piece, which, according to The New York Times review at least, “has done absolutely no harm to the original. In fact, it has added another layer of nostalgia.” SBCC Theatre Arts Department is presenting a student showcase of the work, in which Katie Laris directs a dozen actors including a sound-effects man as they deliver the lines of all the characters from the movie as it might have been performed at an old radio studio. As one who still cries at the pivotal scene, all we can say is, “Atta girl, Katie.” WHEN: Tonight – Saturday, November 18 WHERE: SBCC’s Jurkowitz Theatre, SBCC’s West Campus, 900 block of Cliff Drive COST: $18 general admission, $15 seniors, $10 students INFO: 9655935 or www.theatregroupsbcc.com

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offers mountain views, 4 bedrooms and 4.5 bathrooms. A formal entry offers off-street parking for guests. There is a pool and in-pool spa and manicured grounds. The property hosts numerous terraces, including one with a built-in barbecue, as well as spacious garden areas. This includes a lot of home and amenities for the street, and for the price. 710 Picacho Lane: $17,900,000

radled under the powerful presence of Montecito Peak and extending from Mountain Drive to East Valley Road lies perhaps the most prestigious address in Montecito: Picacho Lane. Located between Hot Springs Road to the west and San Ysidro Road to the east, it’s a short walk to the upper village and Montecito Union School. A major attraction of Picacho Lane is that the road does not go through to the 101 freeway; it ends at East Valley Road near Casa Del Herrero, and thus is far less travelled (for a main street in town) than most. Also, the lots on Picacho are generally larger (one or more acres), hidden from the street, down private driveways and shared lanes offering significant privacy, mature growth, and the contrast of historic homes and brand-new estates sitting side by side. Pricewise, the homes on Picacho range from about $3 million (if you could find a fixer on an acre or smaller lot) up to $20 million and more for a fullblown, multi-acre estate. Picacho Lane has been home to some of the bigger sales prices in the area over the recent years, with fixer sales in the $5- and $6-million+/- range, estate sales of $15 million+/-, $21 million+/-, et cetera, and many construction projects put these newer homes in the higher asking-price range of $10 million-plus. 661 Picacho Lane: $3,975,000

This newly renovated estate property rests on 3.6 gently sloping acres at the end of a shared private drive. To get to the main house, you’ll pass through impressive front gates and along a long, private drive that leads past the pool house and tennis court and sprawling lawns. The property features ocean, island, and mountain views and significant privacy. The main home is more than 10,000 square feet in size and features air conditioning, radiant floors, dual-pane windows, a butler’s pantry, multiple fireplaces, and more. Additionally, there is a guesthouse, pool house, tennis court, and swimming pool. This estate is serviced by Montecito Water District and a private well, and surrounded by similar-sized properties on this exclusive and private drive. 691 Picacho Lane: $21,500,000

This is the lowest-priced home for sale on Picacho Lane. The house sits atop a mature, formal garden boasting significant live oaks, olive trees, and boxwood hedges. There are 3 bedrooms, 2 office/dens, a formal dining room, and a small studio with a half-bathroom that looks out to a glorious rose garden. Advertised as having room for a pool and/or tennis court, the 1.14-acre property is located on a shared private drive that runs off of Picacho Lane, where a neighboring home is listed at more than $9,000,000 and an ocean-view empty lot is for sale just under $6,000,000. 502 Picacho Lane: $4,250,000 This remodeled Mediterranean-style two story home is located on approximately 1 acre, at the intersection of Picacho Lane and East Valley Road, and Glorious vistas over Montecito to the ocean and lovely mountain views are on full display at this larger-than-average for the area 5-acre estate, known as Gloria. This property is adjacent to the famed Las Tejas estate and is one of the larger pieces of property on Picacho Lane. Pass through gates and up a long private drive, past the mature grounds with sprawling lawns, towering specimen trees, and a vast orchard, to the main house. The verdant landscaping is supported by a private water source. The main residence offers classic architecture and features 4 bedrooms, including a gracious 1st-floor master suite. As advertised, the charming 3-bedroom guesthouse is a perfectly suitable place to live should you want to add on to the existing home or build a new estate.

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For more information on any of these listings or to have me arrange a showing with the listing agents, please contact me directly, Mark@Villagesite.com or call/text (805) 698-2174. Please view my website, www.MontecitoBestBuys.com, from which this article is based. •MJ • The Voice of the Village •

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