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ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT, P. 23 • MOVIE GUIDE, P. 34 • OPEN HOUSES, P. 45

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Frank Hotchkiss Should Be Mayor He’s for what most folks are for and he’s against the big 13.5% sales tax hike; what more could one ask?, p. 5

Thanks For The Memories

In honor of her late father Ronald Reagan, Patti Davis set to speak at “Your Brain Matters” event, p. 20

Send In The Collins

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INSIDE THIS ISSUE 5 Editorial

When it comes to Santa Barbara’s mayoral race, James Buckley throws his support behind the man with the plan, city councilman Frank Hotchkiss

Montecito Miscellany

Letters to the Editor

Ellen’s new digs; Leila Drake; Forbes rankings; Oprah’s gospel brunch; yacht Vava II; Ivana Trump’s book; SB Lawn Bowls Club; Geena Davis’s former house; DoubleTree drops Fess Parker; Joe Biden; Heal the Ocean; CAMA; gelato fest; Mental Wellness luncheon; Petra Malinova; Camerata Pacifica; SBCPA; The Teacher’s Fund gala; chef Jamie West; and Table of Life Another assortment of correspondence from readers comprising Sullivan Israel, Arthur Merovick, Joseph Mackey, Steve Lawrence, Bruce Savin, John Seymour, Linda Siri, Jean von Wittenburg, and Larry Bond

10 This Week

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Eat. Sip. Shop. Connect.

Knit ‘N Needle; MBAR; Spanish group; fall fest; La Casa stewardship; Alzheimer’s walk; yoga retreat; Discussion & Discovery; Andy Lorusso; Porch in Carp; Dia De Los Muertos; Crane’s fair; Ghost Village Road; Rocky Horror Show; Summerland yoga; art exhibit; poetry club; Walk & Roll; Beautification Day; prayer retreat; Capacitar; Carp artists; and Mesa tour

Tide Guide

Handy chart to assist readers in determining when to take that walk or run on the beach

12 Village Beat

Ghost Village Road to welcome thousands of costumed kids, parents, and pets; Crane Country Fair this Sunday; Disaster Preparedness forum a success; and Lucky’s vandalized

Seen Around Town

Lynda Milner makes note of the TBCF’s Gold Ribbon Luncheon; Lila Downs at the Granada; and United Way’s Red Feather Ball

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18 Real Estate View

Michael Phillips keeps track of the Montecito Heat Index, currently registering a 103, far above the score of a year ago

20 Coming & Going COLWELL BANKER GLOBAL LUXURY - C O N G R AT U L AT E S -

James Buckley reflects on Ronald Reagan’s “long goodbye” and the Alzheimer’s Association luncheon featuring Patti Davis on the horizon November 8

23 Brilliant Thoughts

Something old, something new: Ashleigh Brilliant examines the age of this, that, and the other; it isn’t always easy to determine how long objects have been around

24 On Entertainment

Steven Libowitz chats with singer Judy Collins about Stephen Stills; Jakes Smith with Bryan Titus Trio; Paul Berkowitz; classical music; CAMA; Manon; World Dance; “Voodoo Strut”; and film focus on Gary Oldman and Josef Avesar

26 Ray’s Ramblings

Never mind the weather, we are here together – with Ray Winn, who is all business as he returns to the Journal fold

30 Understanding Montecito

Bob Hazard is taking it to the streets, specifically Coast Village Road, as he chronicles its history, architecture, name change, and future

34 Movie Guide 38 Legal Advertising 39 Spirituality Matters

Steven Libowitz previews Barbara Marx Hubbard and Dr. Jude Currivan at Sacred Earth Henge; Noell Grace; Dr. Gwendolyn McClure; Britta Gudmunson; and Santa Barbara Silent Hiking

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42 Calendar of Events

Rhiannon Giddens; Poor Man’s Whiskey; Brad Mehidau at Lobero; drama in Ventura; Women’s Literary fest; Buckles ‘n’ Brews; L.A. 6; Chris Robinson Brotherhood; and Rocky Horror Picture Show

45 Open House Directory 46 Classified Advertising

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Editorial

by James Buckley

Frank Hotchkiss for Mayor

here isn’t anyone running for mayor of Santa Barbara that we’d rather see in office than Frank Hotchkiss. We’ve been fans of his since he first hit the campaign trail some eight years ago, and he has not disappointed nor backtracked. The busy councilman joined me for a short sit-down at Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf on Coast Village Road recently, and I came away convinced even more so that Santa Barbara really needs this guy at the helm. The first thing I asked the termedout city councilman was to prove that City councilman Frank Hotchkiss is our choice for mayor of Santa Barbara he was “of sound mind.” He laughed and quickly shot back, “Well, I’ve already proven I’m not of sound mind, because I do want to be mayor of Santa Barbara.” Kidding aside, he observes that, “You start these things and the more you get into them, the more you realize what the potential is, what the value is. One thing that has really become apparent to me,” he says, “is the reputation of this city nationwide, and to some degree worldwide... if you’re in Davenport or Des Moines or Dallas, and somebody asks where you’re from and you say, ‘Santa Barbara,’ this is instant recognition. “And, just look at the physical setting,” he continues. “We have four-thousandfoot mountains that come rolling down to a sparkling ocean, with a Europeanstyle village or city at the bottom, a regional airport serving three-quarters of a million people a year, a brand-new waterfront – the Hotel Californian is wonderful – a great Funk Zone, and on top of that, cultural amenities that rival those of cities ten times our size: six museums, a botanical garden, three theaters, our own zoo, and weather that is the envy of every city in the country. We really are,” Hotchkiss notes, “the pre-eminent small city in the United States, and I think the principle or first function of a mayor is to preserve that, to keep the jewel – if I can put it that way – glistening and shiny.” Frank’s background is public relations and marketing (and real estate). “I’m the guy who brought the cruise ships here,” he says. “They were coming at the rate of two a year when I started. I suggested we might do better, and now we have twenty-nine this year.” There have been, in fact, 150 cruise ship visits (and tens of millions of dollars spent by over 100,000 passengers at small businesses throughout the city) since Frank was elected to the council. He can’t and doesn’t

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Richard covered the Royal Family for Britain’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail, and was an editor on New York Magazine. He was also a national anchor on CBS, a commentator on ABC Network News, gossip on The Joan Rivers Show and Geraldo Rivera, host on E! TV, a correspondent on the syndicated show Extra, and a commentator on the KTLA Morning News. He moved to Montecito ten years ago.

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V talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres is obviously a fan of Montecito tony twosome Tom and Heather Sturgess. Four years ago, she bought international interior designer John Saladino’s Italianate 6-bedroom, 6-bathroom Villa di Lemma on 13 acres for $26 million from the couple and recently listed it for $45 million. The dynamic duo originally bought it for $16 million from John, who now lives in Birnam Wood. Now, I can exclusively reveal, she and actress companion Portia de Rossi have snapped up Rancho San Leandro, the 3-bedroom, 4-bathroom Ennisbrook estate, including an 1850s adobe, owned by the Sturgesses for $7,195,000, which was originally listed for $8,225,000 and reduced to $7,995,000.

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a year in residence. Tom and Heather are moving to a newly built Miramar beachside manse near bubbly entrepreneur Nina Terzian and Dolly Granatelli, widow of Indianapolis 500 legend Andy. Ellen DeGeneres invests in another Montecito estate

Multi Emmy Award-winning Ellen, a serial house flipper, previously also owned another Montecito estate, a George Washington Smith property, a tiara’s toss from Lotusland, which she sold to Google magnate Eric Schmidt 10 years ago for $20 million, making a handsome $4 million profit on the 4-bedroom, 4-and-a-half bath 5,000-sq.-ft. house on 4 acres after just

On Her Toes After 13 years with State Street Ballet, eight years as a principal dancer, Leila Drake went out on a high note in William Soleau’s new work for Mozart’s Requiem with the Santa Barbara Symphony Orchestra at the Granada, a magnificent tour de force. Leila, 32, who has danced nearly every production in the talented company’s repertoire, including Carmen,

An American Tango, Appalachian Spring, and Carmina Burana, may be leaving the stage, but, fortunately, not Rodney Gustafson’s company. She will now be working as the ballet’s associate director, raising money for the organization. “The gift of dance has been the most special part of my life – a perfect blend of art and science, body and soul, heart and mind,” says the UCSB graduate. “State Street Ballet has given me the career of my dreams, roles of a lifetime, and friendships that reach far beyond the studio or stage. It has

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LETTERS

TO THE EDITOR

4) From the top of Summit Road many grateful cancer survivors in to Hot Springs Road, Alston has no heartfelt appreciation for the years of marked or safe bike path or pedestri- support and good will from MUS and If you have something you think Montecito should know about, or wish to respond to something an walking area. Alston Road twists the Biltmore, as well as the generosity you read in the Journal, we want to hear from you. Please send all such correspondence to: Montecito Journal, Letters to the Editor, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite D, Montecito, CA. and turns as it goes downhill to and enthusiastic participation of all Hot Springs Road and traffic tends those who have been part of this event 93108. You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to jim@montecitojournal.net to go fairly fast downhill. This is over the years. a very unsafe route for pedestrians Arthur Merovick and cyclists… Summit Road is the Santa Barbara irst of all, thank you so much in Gion v. Santa Cruz, 2 Cal 3d. 29 safest and most direct route to walk (Editor’s note: Mr. Merovick is a retired for publishing my letter. It is (1970). Summit Road has been shown to Butterfly Beach or Coast Village headmaster of Laguna Blanca School and very gratifying to know that my as a public road on every map from Road. a trustee of the Cancer Foundation of voice is being heard by the Montecito before the 1950s, and the public has My comments to the Architectural Santa Barbara.) community. I am writing to respond used it regularly during the entire Board of Review are founded on hard to Bradley Dyruff’s letter (“Afraid of period. legal facts, including numerous precChange”, MJ #23/37) in order to clar2) There is a Prescriptive Easement edents and examples, and I am not ify some things that might not have over Summit Road. Warsaw v. simply “afraid of change.” An observation on Bob Hazard’s been clear in my original post. Most Chicago Metallic Ceilings, Inc., 35 Moreover, just because I am 17 years thoughtful analysis of the football proimportantly, I want it to be clear that Cal. 3d. 584 (1984); Applegate v. old does not mean I am “some “liber- tests (“United We Stand, Divided We the gate on Summit Road at the north Ota, 146 Cal. App. 3d. 702, (1983); al” suggest[ing] that the rules should Kneel”, MJ #23/41). end of Montecito Country Club is ille- MacDonald Properties, Inc. v. Bell be changed because [I am] inconveMr. Hazard suggests that ultimategal: yes, completely illegal. Air Country Club, 72 Cal. App. nienced.” In fact, I am a strict “consti- ly the players should stand in respect Let me explain. 3d 693 (1977). Significantly, the tutionalist,” which is why I would like with hand over heart during the In my former letter, I mentioned an California Supreme Court in the the letter of our laws to be followed. national anthem, with those protesteasement. In the case of the Montecito Warsaw case supports the presumpSullivan Israel ing remaining in the locker room, Country Club passage, it is a pre- tions about the existence of the Santa Barbara though they will be booed when scriptive easement, which, according Prescriptive Easement, and that the (Editor’s note: The recent conflagrations they enter the field. NFL commisto www.sfgate.com (and many other landowner who obstructs the ease- north and south of us give new impetus to sioner Roger Goodell, despite rising sources), is defined, in California, as ment must incur the costs of remov- this issue, and we thank Mr. Israel for pressure from sponsors, fans, and “created when a person uses land of ing the obstruction and placing it bringing it to our attention. – J.B.) the president, has announced the another, without the landowner’s con- elsewhere. In addition to Summit league will continue to allow playsent, in such a way that the landowner Road being shown as a public road ers to kneel for the anthem. Goodell should reasonably be aware of, and on every map, hundreds of people explained, “Listening to our players, does so for a continuous period of five have been using the route to walk Another Cancer Foundation Walk/ understanding our players, trying to years [or more].” Indeed, the usage of or bike to Coast Village Road and to Run marked 25 years of fun, exercise, address those underlying issues, and Summit Road by pedestrians fulfills Butterfly Beach for over 30 years. and benefit to the cancer patients of making our communities better is all these requirements. The club was 3) Public Safety requires that the our community. It should be noted where the real opportunity is.” well aware of pedestrian usage, hence access to Old Summit be retained. that for those 25 years, the Biltmore What? the gate to block people out. Also, that In the last year, three significant Hotel and Montecito Union School Although I did not serve in the path has been used by residents for at fires have occurred in the City, and have been important partners of the military, I left our lucrative family least 30 years. the neighborhoods north of the golf Cancer Foundation. Their consistent business to work in law enforcement, To prove these points lawfully, course have been in the potential evac- devotion and generosity have been the last 30 years as an assistant United I wrote to a lawyer who lives on uation zones. Fires sweeping down crucial factors in the success of this States attorney. The street patrol offiSummit Road. He sent me back some Eucalyptus Hill or down the canyons event. cers, the detectives, state patrol trooppapers that he originally wrote in from Hale Park and Barker Pass under The physicians and staff of The 2009, when he first heard that the proj- sundowner wind conditions could Ridley-Tree Cancer Center join the LETTERS Page 224 ect was being planned. He proved the quickly make the Old Summit access existence of a prescriptive easement critical to save the lives of people in lawfully, using reasons such as: those neighborhoods. Other potential 1) There has been a common law escape routes might be blocked by fire dedication of Summit Road for pub- or by evacuees from neighborhoods to lic use under the doctrine outlined the north. The best little paper in America (Covering the best little community anywhere!)

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(If you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito, please e-mail kelly@montecitojournal.net or call (805) 565-1860) THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26 MBAR Meeting Montecito Board of Architectural Review seeks to ensure that new projects are harmonious with the unique physical characteristics and character of Montecito. On today’s agenda: a new single family dwelling, garage ADU and pool on San Ysidro Road; a remodel and addition on Pomar Lane; a 2ndstory addition on Bonnymede; and additions on Pepper Lane, plus other items. When: 1 pm Where: County Engineering Building, Planning Commission Hearing Room, 123 E. Anapamu Knit ‘N Needle Fiber art crafts (knitting, crochet, embroidery, and more) drop-in and meet-up for all ages at Montecito Library. When: 2 to 3 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27 Spanish Conversation Group at the Montecito Library The Montecito Library hosts a Spanish Conversation Group for anyone interested in practicing and improving conversational skills in Spanish. Participants should be familiar with the basics. When: 1:30 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Fall Festival An afternoon of fun at Cold Spring School with games, food, and autumnal celebrations. When: 2:30 to 5:30 pm

Where: 2243 Sycamore Canyon Road Info: www.coldspringschool.net Renewing Holy Ground: A Work & Garden Weekend Join in the stewardship of La Casa’s grounds and facilities. Working alongside staff, help tend the orchard and gardens and participate in other work projects appropriate to the skill levels of the attendees. Come for an inexpensive weekend of lodging in the Casa San Ysidro dormitory and share in the community of working, gardening, and praying together. All are welcome. This weekend is hosted by La Casa Staff. When: 7:30 tonight through Sunday, 1:30 pm Where: 800 El Bosque Road Cost: $75 resident, $45 commuter Info: www.lacasademaria.org SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28 Walk to End Alzheimer’s Walk to End Alzheimer’s is more than a walk. It is an experience for more than 600 participants in Santa Barbara to come together to further this critical cause, from advocacy opportunities and clinical studies enrollment to support programs and services. Walk participants also honor those affected by Alzheimer’s disease with the poignant Promise Garden ceremony. Participants can also commemorate whom they are walking for on the Chalk Wall. In addition to the 3K and 5K walk/ run routes, participants can enjoy a quarter-mile route along the Rose Garden at the Fess Parker, lunch sponsored by Pilgrim Terrance by the waterfront, therapy dogs from the Santa Barbara Humane Society, a Walk Team photo booth, an art therapy booth, a drawing table and

Dia De Los Muertos Festival Carpinteria’s Dia De Los Muertos 2-day Festival returns for the 4th year. The gala features a parade, post-parade celebration, and an arts workshop afternoon. All events are free and for the entire family. In addition, Dia De Los Muertos Carpinteria director, Lisa Thomas, and artist in residence, Emiliano Campobello, present a month of Youth Arts Outreach into area schools. The students’ art will be on display at the Post Parade Celebration. When: today and tomorrow, see website for event schedule Cost: free Info: www.diadelosmuertoscarpinteria.com Remembrance Mailbox to send letters to loved ones lost. When: registration begins at 9 am Where: Fess Parker DoubleTree Resort, 633 East Cabrillo Blvd. Info: act.alz.org/santabarbara Fall Yoga Retreat Come soothe your body, mind, and spirit at La Casa de Maria. Using the beautiful grounds of La Casa and the wisdom of yoga, attendees will tap into a deep connection with the fall season. The day begins with a gentle and nourishing yoga practice for all levels. In the afternoon, there will be nature meditations and visualizations. Led by Taran Collis, certified Viniyoga and Capacitar instructor, who specializes in adaptations for all levels. Her Ayurveda and yoga expertise focuses on seasonal life practices, meditation, and yoga to optimize health. When: 9:30 am to 3:30 pm Where: 800 El Bosque Road Cost: $85, includes lunch Info: www.lacasademaria.org Artisan Benefit In the spirit of Día de los Muertos, Porch in Carpinteria will showcase many local makers and artisans selling their artwork and crafts. Festivities will also include tasty Mexican treats, tarot readings, face painting, and a workshop to learn how to create your own sun-print wall

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Discussion & Discovery Please join at the Sacred Earth Henge in Montecito for an afternoon of discussion and discovery with honored guests Barbara Marx Hubbard and Dr. Jude Currivan, together in dialogue for the first time. These two women will share their insights about the true nature of self and cosmos, and provide us with an expanded understanding of our evolving potential and how to activate it. The afternoon weave will also include live music from Emmy award-winning singer/ songwriter Gary Malkin. When: 2 to 5 pm Where: 2831 East Valley Road Info: www.evolutionaryedge. eventbrite.com/ Book Signing at Tecolote Andy Lorusso will sign his book, Sing and Cook With Andy Lorusso: The Singing Chef. When: 3 to 4 pm Where: Tecolote Book Shop, 1470 East Valley Road Info: 969-4977 SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29 Crane’s Annual Country Fair The annual fair features music, barbecue, games, face painting, a bake-off, and more. Everyone is welcome, admission is free! When: 10 am to 3 pm Where: Crane Country Day School, 1795 San Leandro Lane Info: 969-7732

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will be on the Tuesday of Halloween. When: 3 to 6 pm Where: Coast Village Road WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1 Summerland Evening Yoga A longtime Summerland tradition, taught by Bob Andre. Small Hatha 1 yoga class with brief meditation and breathing work. When: 5:30 pm Where: Summerland Church, 2400 Lillie Avenue Cost: donation THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2 Knit ‘N Needle Fiber art crafts (knitting, crochet, embroidery, and more) drop-in and meet-up for all ages at Montecito Library. When: 2 to 3 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Art Exhibition A nine-person group show featuring abstraction, stone sculpture, and photography featuring figurative commentary on the human condition, as well as photography of the natural world. Artists include Rick Doehring, Penny Arntz, Beth Schmohr, Iben Vestergaard, Stephen Robeck, Pat Calonne, Paulo Lima, Duane Dammeyer, and Taj Vacarella. When: reception today, 5 to 8 pm; show runs through November 28 Where: 10 West Gallery, 10 West Anapamu Cost: free Info: director@10westgallery.com, 770-7711 Poetry Club Each month, discuss the life and work of a different poet; poets selected by group consensus and interest. New members welcome. This month: Lucille Clifton. When: 3:30 to 5 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3 Walk & Roll Montecito Union School students, teachers, and parents walk or ride to school, rather than drive. When: 8 am Where: Via Vai, Ennisbrook, and Casa Dorinda trailhead Info: 969-3249 Spanish Conversation Group at the Montecito Library The Montecito Library hosts a Spanish Conversation Group for anyone interested in practicing and improving 26 October – 2 November 2017

conversational skills in Spanish. Participants should be familiar with the basics. When: 1:30 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4 Beautification Day Montecito hosts the 32nd annual event, which beautifies Montecito’s trails, beaches, roads, and bridges, followed by lunch and awards presentation. When: 9 am Where: Upper Village Green Info: www.montecitoassociation.org Centering Prayer Practice Retreat A mini-retreat day for Centering Prayer practice. There will be meditation walks, journaling, reflection, and prayer practice. Let by sister Suzanne Dunn, Jeannette Love, and Annette Colbert. Beginners welcome. When: 9:30 am to 1 pm Where: La Casa de Maria, 800 El Bosque Road Cost: donation Info: 969-5031 An Introduction to Capacitar This workshop offers a basic overview of key Capacitar practices to enhance personal wellness and to care for others. You will learn practices that you can begin to use immediately. Leader Taran Collis is a certified Viniyoga instructor and Capacitar practitioner. She specializes in adaptations for all levels. When: 9:30 am to 3:30 pm Where: 800 El Bosque Road Cost: $65, includes lunch Info: www.lacasademaria.org Carpinteria Artists Marketplace The event will be held in the courtyard of the Carpinteria Arts Center. Join in to celebrate the arts through music and handcrafted art pieces for sale by local artists. When: 10 am to 4 pm Where: 855 Linden Avenue Info: www.carpinteriaartscenter.org Mesa Artists Studio Tour A group of artists whose output includes abstract, representational, landscape, and figurative work in watercolors, pastels, oils, acrylics, and other media host annual Mesa Artists Studio Tour, opening their homes for a pre-holiday exhibit and sale. When: Saturday and Sunday 11 am to 4 pm Cost: free Map and info: www. santabarbaramesaartists.com •MJ

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t’s that time of year! On Tuesday, October 31, thousands of costumed kids and their parents will descend on Coast Village Road (a.k.a. Ghost Village Road) for Montecito’s annual trick-or-treat extravaganza. Supported by the newly resurged Coast Village Association (CVA, formerly Coast Village Business Association), the event is expected to continue its legacy as a popular destination for area kids. The annual trick-or-treat event was originally organized by the CVBA, but took on a life of its own over the last few years when the non-profit business organization unofficially disbanded. According to CVA president Bob Ludwick, the event has been going on for at least 30 years. “We expect it to be a fun and popular event, and we intend to make it as safe as possible,” Ludwick said. “Coast Village merchants can’t wait to see the kids in their costumes!” The event draws roughly 2,000 costumed kids, parents, and pets each year, who make their way from Montecito Country Mart to Olive Mill Road. Most of the lower village’s business owners will take part in the festivities, passing out candy and other treats to trick-or-treaters. New this year: the CVA has partnered with Direct Relief International, and several “donation stations” will be positioned on the road in an effort to garner donations for hurricane relief. “With all of the natural disasters happening in our country and the world right now, we’ve decided to ask the community to give back to those in need while enjoying Halloween,”

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Ludwick said. Volunteers at the donation stations will be UCSB students from Phi Lambda Ro, a newly formed sorority at UCSB nicknamed “Las Rosas,” who focus on children in our community. Parents are encouraged to bring cash or checks made out to DRI and drop them in the donation stations to help with Hurricane Relief in the south and in Puerto Rico. The goal is to raise $3,100 for DRI, on the 31st. There will be stations set up at Montecito Country Mart, K.Frank, Los Arroyos, Calcagno & Hamilton (near the Honor Market), Jeannine’s Bakery, and the newly remodeled 1187 Coast Village Road. Also new this year: Here’s the Scoop owners Bob and Ellie Patterson will not be holding their popular costume contest, as in prior years. Given their move from the larger space downstairs at 1187 Coast Village Road to a smaller location next to Giovanni’s, the contest is no longer feasible, Ellie tells us. “It seemed like a natural time to move on from it, but we still look forward to seeing everyone’s creative costumes!” she said. The Pattersons will still pass out their famous “Worms ‘n’ Dirt” gelato, as always. Safety is always of utmost importance, especially so due to the construction taking place on the corner of Coast Village and Olive Mill. Volunteers from the City of Santa Barbara’s Police Explorers, a program for youth aged 14-21 who are interested in a career in law enforcement, will be on hand during the event, helping attendees safely traverse the road and

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hat good news! There’s not enough room in the Coral Casino, so we’re moving across the street to the Monte Vista lawn at the Four Seasons Biltmore. There was a tent to accommodate the 450 folks who wanted to attend the Gold Ribbon Luncheon given by

the Teddy Bear Cancer Foundation (TBCF). As auctioneer and emcee Andrew Firestone said, “This is record attendance in their 15-year history. They have already raised $265,000 toward their campaign.” Gold was selected as the color of the awareness ribbon as it represents a precious

metal and our children are precious. Premier sponsors were Jeffrey and Margo Baker Barbakow, who have been involved for 10 years. She introduced the executive director Lindsey Leonard, who told us what Teddy Bear does: “We help support families when they have heard the dreaded words ‘Your child has cancer’ by paying bills for rent, utilities, car payments, hotel accommodations, gas,

groceries, and childcare.” Many times, one of the parents has to quit their job. Teddy Bear has helped 165 families this year and 1,928 individuals in their 15 years with awards of $1.85 million. They give to Santa Barbara, Ventura, and San Luis Obispo counties. Some of the other sponsors were Aera Energy; Wealth Management, Rich Schuette (Teddy Bear board chair); Lash Construction; The Macaluso Group; Mad Fitness SB; Pacific Premier Bank; Thomas and Charmaine Rogers; and Wells Fargo Bank. The Heart of Gold Award went to Rachael Steidl. She became involved in 2004 when she heard of a family that needed a car to get their son to

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cancer treatments. In spite of having three children under 5, she joined up. She’s spent many years on the board and as the chair. She has done the same for many other organizations in town. Thanks went to her whole family, including husband Jamie. The Helping Hands Award went to Southern California Edison Ventura District. Since 2010, they have collected a total of $100,000. It all began when Angela King had a friend whose child, Jeffery, was battling leukemia. After seeing what Teddy Bear did for him, everyone pitched in. They have shopped for and wrapped Christmas gifts, assembled Easter baskets and Thanksgiving food gift baskets. They have also given fundraisers like golf tourna-

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Arts & Lectures Opening

UCSB Arts & Lectures had a powerhouse season opening with the appearance of Lila Downs at the soldout Granada. Downs has a past as dramatic as her three-octave vocal range. She is the daughter of a Mixtec Indian woman, Anastasia Sanchez, who ran away from her village at 15 to sing in Mexico City cantinas, and Allen Downs, a University of Minnesota professor. Lila grew up in two countries and claims them both. She studied classical voice and cultural anthropology at the University of Minnesota, and she has been influenced in many ways especially by the ancient cultures that inspire her. She has fans that span a wide spectrum of ages, races, and backgrounds. Lila has been traveling for 20 years and sings blues, jazz, rock, rap, and more. She also sings in both Spanish

by males, many of whom are difficult to deal with. I learned to become strong and stubborn.” Lila has been invited to sing at the White House and performed at the 75th Academy Awards ceremony, doing an Oscar-nominated song, “Burn It Blue”. To make the Granada opening more special, an hour before curtain in front of the Granada appeared the Chinelos of Santa Barbara and Southern California and Grupo Folklorico de UCSB. These groups wore Mexicaninspired costumes, so colorful, while dancing to live music. When Lila saw

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by Michael Phillips

he Montecito Heat Index is a snapshot of demand for single-family Montecito homes in five distinct price sectors. Rather than a measurement of completed sales referred to as lagging data, the Heat Index looks at homes currently under contract resulting in leading data and a more accurate picture of today’s market demand. And as real estate markets are seasonal, and vary monthly, today’s demand is compared to this date last year. All data are from the Santa Barbara MLS and uniformly deemed reliable. Today’s Heat Index registers a collective 103, 145.6% above a year ago and 30.3 % above last month. The $1-2M group continues to lead as the sector most in demand with a strong showing of 43, nearly doubling last year’s score of 25. As the chart demonstrates, we are enjoying a well-balanced, upward-moving market with all sectors meeting or outperforming last year’s demand. The $4-5M group is showing particularly strong demand with our second-highest score of 25. Overall, total sales declined 5% from last month’s increase of 15% over last year. A 10% year-to-date

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increase in sales is significant, however, and indicative of a positive market. This is reinforced by a 20% increase in homes currently under contract and a 9% increase in median price to $3,050,000. By contrast, the National Association of Realtors just reported that the Western U.S. region’s sales increased 3.3% and the median sales price increased 5%. We are enjoying a strong seller’s market, and as we close in on the end of the year it looks like we will see even higher numbers. That is assuming the stock market makes it through the next two months without a major correction. This time of year has never been a favorite of the market and it is enjoying record-high levels. Montecito buyers have never much cared about interest rates. They do care, however, about the stock market – a lot. •MJ

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Crane Country Day School’s annual Country Fair takes place Sunday, October 29, from 10 am to 3 pm, on Crane’s campus at 1795 San Leandro Lane. Each year, Crane families, faculty, staff, and students eagerly anticipate the fair, for a day full of entertainment, amusement, and food, as well as the opportunity for the Crane community to teach the Santa Barbara community at large more about the school’s approach to learning and education. The fair includes such activities as bounce houses, a dunk tank, dart throw, bungee run, sponge toss, and human foosball, as well as Cake Walk, face and hair painting, a photo booth, a petting zoo, and sack races. Gourmet fare from the Carpinteriabased Food Liaison will be available for purchase, and the Crane Country Kitchen will offer a bevy of home-baked goods, sweets, and savories, with fresh produce from local home gardens, including Crane’s own. For Crane seventh grader Lulu Marsetti, the event isn’t just about fun and food; it’s an opportunity for her to help out. “Of course, the fair is fun, but I also love the fair because I get to help build the haunted house,” explains Lulu. “We get to do everything – build the props, make a pathway, hang lights, we even distress the costumes,” she said. Under the guidance of Erika Sellin, Crane’s Technical Theater supervisor, Lulu and a cohort of her fellow students transform the school’s field house into a spooky scene that’s just creepy enough to delight the kids. Lulu’s younger sister, Crane fifth grader Silvie Marsetti, looks forward to the fair for her own reasons. Silvie will spend a large part of her day selecting and playing tunes for the Crane Cake Walk. The sisters’ dad, Bino Marsetti, has been the fair’s volunteer coordinator for the past few years, ensuring that a small army of parent volunteers keep the various and sundry booths staffed throughout the day. “Not only is the Country Fair an opportunity for Crane to connect with and showcase for the outside community all that Crane has to offer, this year, it’s also an opportunity to show how our Crane students give back to the community at large,” says Susan McMillan, who, along with fellow Crane parent Missy Ryan, is co-chairing the event for the second consecutive year. As part of their seventh- and eighth-grade years, Crane students take a class called Service Learning, where they explore various local and global concerns and explore philanthropic paths to help address them. For the first time in fair history, Crane’s Eighth Grade Service Learning class will host a booth of its own, designed to highlight the non-profit projects they’ve selected. This year, those include a food drive for the Unity Shoppe; volunteering at Head Start Preschool and Storyteller Children’s Center; sponsoring students in Luanda, Kenya; and fundraising for the Malala Fund, which supports girls’ access to education in Middle Eastern countries. On top of that, the partic-

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n an uncommonly brave gesture, the following hand-written letter was personally signed and delivered to the American public on November 5, 1994, by former U.S. president Ronald Reagan: “My Fellow Americans, “I have recently been told that I am one of the millions of Americans who will be afflicted with Alzheimer’s disease. “Upon learning this news, Nancy and I had to decide whether as private citizens we would keep this a private matter or whether we would make this news known in a public way. “In the past, Nancy suffered from breast cancer and I had my cancer surgeries. We found through our open disclosures we were able to raise public awareness. We are happy that as a result many more people underwent testing. “They were treated in early stages and able to return to normal, healthy lives. “So now, we feel it is important to share it with you. In opening our hearts, we hope this might promote greater awareness of this condition. Perhaps it will encourage a clearer understanding of the individuals and families who are affected by it. “At the moment, I feel just fine. I intend to live the remainder of the years God gives me on this earth doing the things I have always done. I will continue to share life’s journey with my beloved Nancy and my family. I plan to enjoy the great outdoors and stay in touch with my friends and supporters. “Unfortunately, as Alzheimer’s disease progresses, the family often bears a heavy burden. I only wish there was some way I could spare Nancy from this painful experience. When the time comes, I am confident that with your help she will face it with faith and courage. “In closing let me thank you, the American people, for giving me the great honor of allowing me to serve as your president. When the Lord calls me home, whenever that may be, I will leave with

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the greatest love for this country of ours and eternal optimism for its future. “I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life. I know that for America there will always be a bright new dawn ahead. “Thank you, my friends. May God always bless you. “Sincerely, “Ronald Reagan”

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On Wednesday, November 8 (fittingly, one day after election day), the late president Ronald Reagan’s daughter, Patti Davis, will be the scheduled keynote speaker at the Alzheimer’s Association’s Fourth Annual “Your Brain Matters” luncheon held at Fess Parker DoubleTree Resort. Patti Davis’s will, no doubt, honor her father but she’ll also catalog and discuss the difficulties and repercussions of caring for an Alzheimer’s patient. “As a witness,” she writes in her new book, The Long Goodbye, “all you can do is watch, cry, and whisper a soft stream of goodbyes,” as the dis-

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ease exacts its deadly toll. In The Long Goodbye, Ms Davis makes no secret of the rocky relationship she had with her father; he was, after all, of a different political persuasion: “I used to be so angry,” she writes. “...I missed so much, let so many days roll by, not realizing how fast they were going, and now they’ve come back to ache inside me.” She writes poignantly of watching her father diminish, even in height; whereupon she always had to look up to him – he once stood at 6 feet1 inch but had shrunk to the point where she could look at him directly. She is 5 feet-10 inches tall. “He’s being whittled down,” she notes, “trimmed, reshaped by a disease that has its own blueprint.”

Patti’s description of the president’s death is heartbreaking and inspirational at the same time: “My father looks straight at my mother, holds onto the sight of her face for a moment or two, and then gently closes his eyes and stops breathing,” she writes. In the next paragraph she adds, “The room is quiet except for soft weeping; my mother whispers, ‘That’s the greatest gift you could have given me.’” Ms Davis’s talk, I believe, will be one you will not want to miss. You’ll probably want to pick up a copy of her book too. Along with Ms Davis, Dr. Roberta Brinton, professor of neurology at USC and director for the Center for Innovation in Brain Science, will

“I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life. I know that for America there will always be a bright new dawn ahead.” – Ronald Reagan, Alzheimer’s patient and former president of the United States Davis recounts that as a young girl, she was enamored of “every poet who either committed suicide or thought about it” and idolized Sylvia Plath, “her head in the oven, her poems reading like litanies to death.” She says her father could never understand where the darkness came from, calling him “the sunniest of men... He shrugged off life’s shadows; I chased them down, adopted them, and filled notebooks with them.”

also speak. Gerd Jordano, co-founder (along with Anne Towbes) of these talks, reports that Dr. Brinton’s remarks will be directed at the twothirds of Alzheimer’s patients who are women. “She will be presenting the link between estrogen and glucose on the aging female brain and regenerative therapeutics,” Jordano says. For more information and to purchase tickets, contact Katelyn Reeves at kreeves@alz.org or call her at (805) 892-4259, ext. 103. •MJ

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them, she invited them to come on stage at the end of her show. Producers Circle members gathered after the cheering performance next door at the Sama Sama restaurant courtyard for drinks and tapas with Lila. It was their first reception of the season – one of the perks of being a member. Some of those folks were Sherry and James Villanueva, Elizabeth and Andrew Butcher, Barbara Delaune-Warren, Mandy and Daniel Hochman, and Pamela Walsh and Kyle Opdyke. Arts & lectures Miller McCune executive director Celesta Billeci remembered, “We began 14 years ago, and this season we have more than 65 world-class events.” Pretty amazing.

Guests at the United Way fete: Rodney Baker, Debbie Saucedo, Barbara Kummer, Carol Wathen, and Robert Ooley

United Way president/CEO Steve Ortiz with honoree Maryan Schall

Twilight on the Pacific

United Way of Santa Barbara County (UWSBC) held its annual Red Feather Ball and lit up the Pacific literally, for its theme “Twilight on the Pacific”. We had cocktails and conversation, plus a silent auction on the terrace of the Coral Casino. As the sun set, the spotlights came on over the ocean. Peter MacDougall chaired the event and the honoree was Maryan Schall. Emcee and auctioneer Andrew Firestone gathered the sold-out crowd into the dining room, where Merryl Brown had done her magic

Leslie and Peter MacDougall, who was United Way soirée chair

with the ocean theme, draping all the walls in a soft ocean blue. President/ CEO Steve Ortiz told us about “Fun in the Sun (FITS).” “It is a six-week summer learning program for local academically and financially at-risk

children and families.” They improve their skills one to two grade levels, and it was the winner of the National Excellence in Summer Learning Award by the National Summer Learning Association. Then there is the United for Literacy (UFL) to improve high school graduation rates. There are three components: parent engagement, access to books, and online literacy programs. To carry out this program, community volunteers serve. These two programs combined reach 5,000 disadvantaged Santa Barbara children and families. The Red Feather Ball raises about $250,000 each year to sustain FITS and UFL. My husband, Don, has fond memories when he worked for Raytheon

and headed up the United Way campaign for his company – the largest contributor in Santa Barbara at that time. Longtime friend Bob Montgomery gave Maryan her Abercrombie Community Excellence Award. Besides her many accomplishments, she even went back to school for her Ph.D. after raising four children. In her acceptance speech, she was promoting a group called “Women United “ which is in six countries and has raised $1 billion since 2002 to help women. She concluded by saying, “If you haven’t already heard from us first, you will surely hear from us. United Way is working to build better futures.” UWSBC’s phone number is (805) 965-8591. •MJ

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ers, federal agents from the FBI, Secret Service, and other agents and prosecutors with whom I worked were some of the finest men and women I have ever known. They were uniformly intelligent, ethical, hard-working, and dedicated to the pursuit of justice. Many remain close friends. So, what is Goodell saying? Do the players believe the Ferguson lie, “Hands up. Don’t shoot?” Have the players taken the time to read Heather Mac Donald’s comprehensive statistical study of police officer shootings of unarmed black men? As the players drive to the stadium in their shiny new Bentleys, they apparently don’t consider the breakdown of the family and the consequential crime and black-on-black shootings in the inner cities. A Journal reader has also outlined the extensive arrest records of these kneeling NFL players. Marine colonel Jeffery Powers, in a letter published in Montecito Journal (“Real Americans Part IV”, MJ #23/37), compellingly explained the distinction between the military heroes, who fought for our freedom, returning home with the American flag draped over their coffins and these spoiled brats who refuse to stand for the flag. I am done with the NFL, which in the past I enjoyed. I hope the special tax breaks and subsidies received by the billionaire NFL owners are abolished. This is not a battle between the players and the president. This is a division between the heartland of America and the anti-American culture. Unfortunately, the commissioner and the NFL owners did not listen to the fans and Bob Hazard. The NFL will deserve the consequences. Joseph Mackey Montecito

The Measure C Scam

There is a “C” in a four-letter word. The word is scam. Measure C is estimated to raise some 22 million dollars per year. There is no doubt our roads need repairs. But, there is no assurance that money would be used for them. Of course, some of it will be but the rest is anybody’s guess. The average local [resident] might complain a touch about paying more on purchases, but the poor adding a 13% increase is going to be a burden. And yes, adding one cent onto 7.75% is about 13%. Finally, it is forever; I might have voted yes on “C” if it expired in two or four years like many political positions. That would be like being disappointed in a politician and not being able to vote him or her out of office. Steve Lawrence Santa Barbara (Editor’s note: The only reason anyone would vote for Measure C is because he or she believes there is no end to the needs of government, so he, she, and they are willing to give up whatever those entities ask for, ad infinitum. – J.B.)

Utility Futility

The cause of the horrific fires in northern California are being investigated. The primary suspect is fallen utility poles in high winds. Montecito is strangled by utility wires from poles planted between shrubs and trees. The last high winds we experienced here caused a blackout and thousands of dollars in damages that Southern California Edison refused to take responsibility for. God forbid if it were a fire. We all know the expense in burying the lines, but they should be underground as a safety issue. Our local government should be working with SCE

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Not Impressed

I just read the letter from John Jaeger in Irvine (“Loves Those Letters”, MJ #23/42) and aren’t impressed by his critique; some of his other writing too... A question mark belongs at the end of his “May I add –” sentence? His next two sentences aren’t particularly lucid, either. I hate to say it, but Trump could pass not just as a ringmaster, but circus clown. The faux pas come almost daily. The latest are (again) putting his foot in his mouth regarding the La David Johnson incident after it occurred; wanting broadcasters who don’t like him silenced; even former president Geo. W. Bush has spoken out against him. Nothing to do with either Hillary or Obama, per Mr. Jaeger. Noting J.B.’s Bill Handel-New York Times “agenda” remark [Editor’s note to “B.S. is as B.S. Does”, MJ #23/42], I’m wondering what his is: To convert or placate locals into becoming rich Republicans, so they can buy the expensive stuff advertised in the MJ? Just wondering... I’ll go out on a softer note: If we can’t enact an appointed president-manager-type system, then I suggest Ashleigh Brilliant run for office on the Literary Party ticket. John Seymour Montecito (Editor’s note: Our agenda is to simply cover Montecito as comprehensively and honestly as we can; as for Mr. Brilliant running for president, at 83, he’s younger than Dianne Feinstein, so perhaps you and she can prod the youngster into throwing his beret in to the ring. – J.B.)

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once again that he and the majority of California politicians have severed themselves from Judeo-Christian morality, and doing so without the voters in our state having any opportunity to speak to these issues by the ballot. Not even counting the horrid laws Sacramento keeps passing that implicate our children on the Left’s version of sexual morality – beginning in kindergarten!— this absurd SB 179 “non-binary” on driver’s licenses and birth certificates tops all. Randy Thomasson, president of SaveCalifornia.com, works tirelessly and with great integrity to tell people the truth about the laws our legislator’s keep passing, and now he is being vilified for putting forth the truth on science and common sense, “that you’re male if you’ve inherited the Y chromosome from your father; it not, you’re female... parents will have to work even harder to teach their children the reliable facts of life.” Gender dysphoria, LBGT, transgender, et cetera, all have severe physical and psychological repercussions, not to mention spiritual, and this is rarely addressed by those who support any of it. But it will devastate the upcoming generation that is being propagandized to embrace it. In addition, Mr. Thomasson emphasized the following truth, quoted with his permission: “Increasing identity fraud that burdens law enforcement, government agencies, and financial institutions is not good public policy. The current process requiring a licensed physician to verify and a court to confirm gender change is reasonable and prudent. Identity fraud cost Americans $16 billion in 2016 and we must do more, not less, to combat it. Yet SB 179 mandates that a court illogically accept a subjective claim of gender change as ‘conclusive proof’ in a court of law. Diminishing a legal identity verification process to paying a paltry $11 and permitting an unsubstantiated claim to magically morph

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The Age of Everything

et’s face it: beyond a certain point, most things, and most people, do not improve with age. There are, of course, exceptions. And it’s possible to improve in one way, while declining in another. But even wine, whose improvement with age is almost proverbial, may improve over years or decades – but certainly not over centuries. But what about species? What about evolution? Is that not a kind of overall improvement, with the worst being eliminated and the best surviving? With all our imperfections, aren’t we, today’s generation of Homo Sapiens, the best, most advanced form of life that has ever existed? But who is to say what really constitutes “improvement?” Isn’t that a moralistic concept, depending on what you think of as “good?” Bigger or stronger is not necessarily better – and smaller or weaker isn’t necessarily worse. In fact, the Law of Averages seems to tell us that every measurable distribution of qualities tends to cluster around the middle, and trail off at the extremes – the old familiar “bell-shaped curve.” So, as far as mathematics is concerned, it appears that there is no improvement with age, or with anything else... But who says mathematics has to be our only guide – or any guide at all? What about common sense, and intuition, and spirituality? And why can’t we look at every change as simply being part of a cycle, with no real beginning or end? Aging, however, is surely no illusion. We see it in others. We feel it in ourselves. Some process is going on within us which is hard to like, to enjoy, to consider beautiful or desirable – or even to understand. Dylan Thomas told us we should “not go gentle into that good night.” We should instead “Rage, rage, against the dying of the light.” His own light died when he was only 39, but he’d already done plenty of raging (much of it while drinking.) I am now more than twice that age. Which reminds me of Tom Lehrer’s remark, concerning certain great geniuses: “It’s people like that who make you realize how little you’ve accomplished. It is a sobering thought, for example, that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.” But determining how old things are isn’t always easy. To tell the age of a tree, you can count its rings – but, for accuracy, this requires first cutting 26 October – 2 November 2017

down the tree – or patiently waiting until it dies a natural death. Fortunately, you don’t have to kill a horse for that purpose – you can tell by inspecting its teeth. (Hence the familiar injunction against ungratefully looking a “gift horse” in the mouth.) To tell your own age, you have a birth certificate. Such registration is now actually guaranteed by the United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child, which also states that, having been born, you have the right to a name and a nationality. You are also required by law, at the appropriate time, to have a death certificate – of course, you will never get to see it.

Determining how old things are isn’t always easy Many other ages can be determined by a technique that revolutionized archaeology, called Carbon Dating, first developed by Willard Libby, a chemist, in the 1940s. Its main limitation is that it only works with organic material – i.e., things that were once living. So, it’s of no help at all in answering the biggest question of all, which of course is on everybody’s mind: WHAT IS THE AGE OF THE UNIVERSE? For many years, the chief authority on this subject was considered to be James Ussher, archbishop of Ireland, who in 1650 published a “Chronology” in which he somehow calculated, from Biblical sources, that The Creation had taken place at 6 pm on Saturday, October 22, 4004 B.C. In view of such certainty, it always amazes me that modern scientists have had the audacity even to pursue the question any further. But, yet more amazingly, they have actually come up with their own answer – and, give or take a few million years, they are all more or less in agreement on that answer. Based on the speed at which everything appears to be flying apart from some fixed point, they now tell us that this process must have begun about 14 billion years ago. So, now that we know the age of everything, is there really any point in our being at all concerned about how old we ourselves seem to be getting? •MJ

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Both Sides, Now: Duo Together Again

early half a century after their brief but fiery love affair imploded, folk-pop singer Judy Collins and folk-rock star Stephen Stills have reunited for an album and tour. The disc, Everybody Knows, from the song by the late Leonard Cohen – whom Collins first encouraged to perform publicly and who in turn encouraged Collins to compose – contains several songs from their respective catalogs (Crosby, Stills and Nash’s [CSN] “Questions”; Sandy Denny’s “Who Knows Where the Time Goes”, which Collins covered on an early album), a few other chestnuts (Tim Hardin’s “Reason to Believe”, Dylan’s “Girl from the North Country”), and even a new song or two. Collins and Stills – they first met in the late 1960s when Stills was leaving Buffalo Springfield to form Crosby, Stills and Nash while Colllins was riding high after her hit cover of Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now” – are now both long past age 70. But they’re also out on the road for a tour to promote the album, which stops at the Arlington Theatre on Saturday, October 28. Collins talked about the relationship and the record over the phone from her home in New York earlier this week. Q. Why has it taken almost 50 years for you and Stephen to record and tour together? What was the impetus to make it happen now? A. Both of us always had a lot on our plates. He was in CSN, and there was me and my “big career” (laughs). We had to sort out what our destinies were and pursue them vehemently. But because our friendship has grown over the past 10 years, we decided to take a shot at it. His commitments have eased up a bit, and he was open

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to the idea, as was I. So it felt like the right time. Sometimes things just take awhile. I read that the impetus was when you both performed at an A.A.R.P. convention. That must have been a wake-up moment. That’s right! We were in Orlando. We looked at each other and said, “Hey, maybe this is the time, while we’re still here and healthy.” That’s a big thing. Your romance was less than a couple of years, but the friendship has endured. What was the relationship like, and why didn’t it work out? Let’s just say it was too hot to handle. It was very passionate and full of all kinds of pitfalls. We were both on the verge of our careers. I’d just had the top 10 hit with “Both Sides Now”, and he was just going into CSN. There was too much pressure to sustain a romance. So I came home to New York. We always kept talking to each other, never lost track. We were always in each other’s pockets, even if we were no longer having an affair. We’ve always just been very connected. Stephen always said the reason we can be good friends is that we married other people. It’s true. How was it to have all of that chronicled on “Suite: Judy Blue Eyes”, which became such an iconic song? What did you think

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the first time you heard it, and how has that evolved over time? I was always in love with the song. When he played it for me, I cried. Then I said, “It’s beautiful, but it’s not going to get me back.” It was just very clear that our relationship was not going to work. It’s still such a poignant song. We decided to end the shows with it now, but he said, “I don’t want to sing the first two verses because they’re so mean to you.” (Laughs). I don’t see it that way. I just thought he must have been reading my journal. But I always loved the song. I still do. I always hoped I could sing it. And now I am! How did you decided which other songs to record for the album, and to do on tour? We texted back and forth for years, and sent emails before we got more serious a couple of years ago. He brought “Handle With Care” (the Traveling Willburys), for example, and I wanted to do “Everybody Knows”, which I recorded by myself after Leonard Cohen died as a way to pay tribute to him and acknowledge what’s going on in the world. We did “Houses”, which I wrote back in the early ‘70s as my return shot over the bow to “Judy Blue Eyes” because we wanted to have that history and reciprocity. The only rule was that we both had to love the songs. I think we’ve constructed a show that works really well. It’s almost two hours, but it goes by really fast. We do the big songs that both of us have had, plus the ones that have been partnerships over the years. We have a good time. I played the album on repeat four or five times the other day. You guys sound amazing together! Was that a surprise to you too? And why do you think you collaborate so well? I guess we must have had some sense of that. But we were pleasantly surprised to find out how well our voices blended. We just keep learning as we go, and it keeps getting better the more we sing together. Also, I really love being the second guitarist

in a rock ’n’ roll band. Never got to do that before. You’ve always been an accomplished interpreter of other people’s songs. What do you look for, what attracts you to want to cover someone’s else songs? It was never anything special or specific. It just has to hit me in the gut. It’s a very visceral thing. I just have to love it when I sing it. That’s how it becomes a Judy Collins song. I just sing it. That’s how it comes out. On the other hand, I read where you wrote a song a day for a whole year in 2016. What’s happening with all that material? I’m slowly recording it, cleaning them up, and moving on. One of them is the one that’s on the new album with Stephen. Some will be in a book of poems. Writing daily is now a habit, like a work challenge. I love to see what comes out. I wrote a song about Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. I’m having a lot of fun with it. You’ve been an activist your whole career, dating back to when you testified and sang at the Chicago 7 trial. Do you still interested in that aspect? Can music still make a difference? It makes a difference to support the causes you believe in. You have to take part in democracy any way you can – give money, make phone calls, whatever. And these days, of course, we have to resist, we have to do whatever we can. It’s who I am, and how I was raised, so I still do, and will, as long as I’m on the planet.... We sing “For What It’s Worth” every night, not that people don’t already understand which side we’re on.

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Whether the Weather? (Part I)

aving just returned from a lengthy trip to Greece, Italy, Croatia, England, and other parts of the world, I was given pause as to the state of the weather. It was hot. Very hot! In some places, setting records not seen in the last 50 years or so. Of course, all the typical pundits immediately jumped on the political climate bandwagon, pronouncing doom and disaster in the not-too-distant future. Oceans will rise by at least a meter in the next 10 years, according to the wellversed, well-quaffed spokesperson on CNN. There will be millions of deaths due to crop failure, shouted the British BBC network, and the continued production of man-made pollutants will bury us all in a soup of poison that will certainly lead

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Doom and Disaster

These totally uneducated pundits are mostly driven by corporate “social

ic, weather, and atmospheric changes. However, one need not go back more than 10 or 20 thousand years to get an idea of the drastic climate changes that have occurred. Most of the earth was covered in ice only 12 to 15,000 years ago. In fact, you only need to go back a few hundred years to observe dramatic changes in the Earth’s weather. At the end of the American Revolutionary War, the Earth was just recovering from a Maunder sunspot-induced mini-ice age that had lasted in varying degrees for nearly 500 years. Record-low temperatures resulted in massive crop failures around the globe in the previous hundred or so years. Some estimates place the starvation-related death mini-ice age toll at about

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task is easy. Just print the menu for the day, and hand it to a bunch of well-groomed, quasi-educated talking heads. I’m reminded of all the financial wizards on CNBC who always seem to know everything about the financial markets after the fact, but in reality, are still no more than financial disc jockeys, spinning the “tune” of the day. If they are so great at their jobs, why aren’t they rich? They still have to get up at 4 am for makeup and have done so for the last 25 years. It is easy to lead ignoramuses. Hence the term. Hardly any of them, including the corporate heads, have ever read even one science-based treatise on weather causes or effects. We also returned to tropical storm

Harvey, which was of high interest to my partner and me, as we own no fewer than 10 commercial properties in the storm zone. Properties in the “eye” of the storm were in Corpus Christi, Texas; others were in Houston, Galveston, and Texas City. Our properties suffered almost no damage… all having been purchased in 200-to-500year floodplains, with flood insurance just in case. Others were not so lucky … or so careful. Why do they call them 500-year floodplains? Well, duh… about every 500 years or so they flood. The same reason they call most of Houston as being in 25- or 50-year floodplains. Because every 25 to 50 years, it floods. Big surprise. Of course, we are all going to pay for the rebuilding of these properties right back in the same floodplains so we can pay for it again, both financially and emotionally, in another 25 or 50 years hence. Much akin to those who rebuild their house on the same Malibu slope after it slides down the hill from the predictable 20-to-30-year “unusually heavy” rainstorm. Human nature is truly un-knowable. Why aren’t they required to buy flood insurance if they live in a flood zone? I feel sorry for them, but what about self-responsibility? When they buy a house in Texas, the title company is obligated to tell them they are going to live in a flood zone and they must sign an acknowledgement. Hello… are they listening… can they read?

A Revolutionary Era Ice Age The Earth has been around for some four-plus billion years, and has certainly gone through some radical geolog-

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25 million people, representing about five to six percent of the world population. The shortage of the right food stunted the growth of people … mostly in Europe and England… with a loss of more than four inches in body height during those several hundred years. Go back a few hundred years earlier, and you will find that one of the most successful wine-growing regions in the world was in a warmish northern England, and even Scotland. Those climes were very much suited to high-volume predictable wine grape production because of the warm climate. Now, that temperature rise could certainly not have been brought on by man-made industry. There wasn’t any industry to speak of except the burning of wood campfires and animal dung and a few iron forgers. The population of Earth was about five percent of present-day numbers. Get a modern-day environmentalist pundit to explain that rise in temperature. Whoops. That period was the approximate start of another Maunder-type sun cycle that heralded the beginning of the 500-year mini ice age that started to end about 1800. The year 1816 became known as “the year without summer” when nearly half of the crops in the U.S. failed. The already lower temperatures were given a little boost by the volcanic eruptions, causing about another 0.5-0.7-degree Centigrade estimated drop in temperature over much of the Earth for over a year. ••• Part II will take us into the late 1700s, when it was possible to walk from Manhattan across the frozen Hudson River to New Jersey. •MJ 26 October – 2 November 2017

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into legal fact is both unnecessary and unsound.” Increasing identity fraud was sense enough to veto the bill. But Brown would not listen to conservative voices. The following quote spoke volumes to me. Speaking of the Boomer generation and the “free love” — which certainly was not free — “The first generation will tolerate it, the second generation will accept it, but the third generation will celebrate it.” We are raising up the third generation, and my grandsons are in it. God help us. My last name is now different, but I wish to use my lesser-known maiden name for safety reasons. Linda Siri Montecito

Single-Use Plastics

I don’t know whether or not most of your readers know, but at the Montecito Association Beautification Committee meeting last week, I was shocked to learn about plastic and the amount of it we’re using one time and throwing away in a single use, from one of our members who is also a “staff member” of the Community Environmental Council. We discussed distributing water bottles at our cleanup day, thus the discussion, and now plan to have hydration stations instead. Their “ditch plastic” campaign should be widely publicized. Such plastics can be bottled water, carrier bags, food containers, straws, et cetera, and sadly over half those products are for single use… and the usage has increased 20-fold in the last 50 years. Think of the effects on the ocean and our environment. Definitely something to think about, and if you would like to know more, you might check their website at www.csb.org. Jean von Wittenburg Montecito

Good Riddance, Harvey

Whoever said “The bigger they are, the harder they fall,” must have had people like Harvey Weinstein in mind. For decades these media moguls have preyed on the young people of both sexes, who flock down to Hollywood in droves with stars in their eyes hoping they will be the next big star,

or at least get a bit part to see them through until they do hit it big. They work menial jobs such as waitresses or waiters to pay the rent et cetera, and pay the exorbitant dues to the Screen Actors Guild, in order to get a SAG card in order to land a job. Weinstein’s downfall is, in my opinion, one of the greatest things that could have happened to get the subject of these type of creeps and their behavior back into the national narrative. I am hoping his downfall will just be the beginning of what is potentially an avalanche. Even now, there is an effort to shape the narrative as one of fear conquering all. And while that take may apply to the “little people,” such as aspiring actresses, or those directly employed at Weinstein’s various companies, it rings exceedingly hollow for the likes of prominent celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck (who now has his own groping scandal to deal with), and many others. It rings even hollower for prominent politicians. Hillary Clinton waited five days before deciding she was “shocked and appalled” by Weinstein’s behavior, even as she said nothing about the funds Weinstein bundled for her 2016 election campaign. Bill Clinton, who received contributions from Weinstein for his legal defense fund when he has his own “issues” with sexual predation, has said nothing. But as Jeb Bush communications director Tim Miller aptly noted, “Hollywood and the Democratic Party tend to look the other way when there’s misogynistic behavior exhibited by people who contribute to Democratic causes.” In other words, money, not fear, trumps principles. Feminism has taken a fatal hit as well. Actress Ashley Judd, who helped break the story, epitomizes the hypocrisy that engenders selective indignation. The woman who excoriated President Trump in front of an adoring crowd of pink female genitalia hat-wearing fans during her speech at the Women’s March on Washington last January, based on what Trump said during a private conversation with Access Hollywood co-host Billy Bush in 2005, maintained silence about what Harvey Weinstein did for two decades.

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Judd’s not the only hypocrite. A media currently congratulating itself for breaking the story also avoided the conversation when it suited their purposes. The same New York Times that broke the story last week had a version of it back in 2004, courtesy of former Times reporter Sharon Waxman. She put together a story about a man running Miramax Italy whose real job, according to sources, was procuring “favors” for Weinstein. After pressure from Weinstein, who also enlisted actors Damon and Russell Crowe to lobby on his behalf, “the story was gutted,” Waxman explained. Rebecca Traister is another columnist who reveals why Weinstein’s odious track record remained under wraps. “Back then, Harvey could spin, or suppress, anything; there were so many journalists on his payroll, working as consultants on movie projects, or as screenwriters, or for his magazine,” she writes. Entire networks were apparently also part of Harvey’s “entourage.” NBC, for example, passed on the aforementioned The New Yorker report. Weekly Standard columnist Lee Smith believes the only reason Weinstein was exposed is because “the media industry that once protected him has collapsed.” In fact, he says, “Facebook and Google have swallowed all the digital advertising money that was

supposed to save the press as print advertising continued to tank.” No doubt. But it is also possible we are witnessing the beginning of a paradigm shift in the national ethos. President Trump’s election was about many things, but one of the biggest was about millions of “deplorable” Americans being fed up with being held in progressive contempt. Trump’s victory also revealed the ideological bankruptcy of the “smart set,” from their insufferable arrogance, to their endless assertions of moral superiority and tolerance. And it could get even worse for leftists because their biggest mistake, hopefully fatal, is believing millions of Americans will continue to tolerate being totally immersed in a pool of self-serving virtue-signaling currently contaminating every entertainment venue from football games to awards shows. Virtue-signaling pitched by an army of progressive Hollywood hypocrites, Democrat hacks, and media frauds now revealed as the confederacy of cowards they truly are. The bet here is Weinstein won’t be the only lowlife held to account. And whether progressives like it or not, it looks like draining the swamp won’t be restricted to the city limits of Washington, D.C. Larry Bond Santa Barbara •MJ

New Discoveries in Science and Religion: Are We Built to Flourish with Faith? Jeff Schloss, Professor of Biology

5:30 p.m., Thursday, November 9, 2017 University Club, 1332 Santa Barbara Street Free and open to the public. For information, call 565-6051. Everyone is aware of the centuries-old debate about science and the truth of religious belief: does science debunk or support belief in a Creator? But an explosion of more recent work focuses not on the truth but on the origin and role of religion: might it be a unique, adaptive human endowment? Are we naturally “wired” for faith, or is it due to cultural indoctrination? Is faith a pathology, or does it demonstrably contribute to individual health, personal fulfillment, and social flourishing? We’ll explore these questions and describe fascinating new discoveries on the “science of belief” by both believers and non-believers.

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in a pairing of Jake Smith, the singer-songwriter-guitarist better known as the White Buffalo, with The Bryan Titus Trio, the hard-working Santa Barbara threesome that have managed to play just about every venue in town in two short years. Indie-folkie Smith’s songs are vividly detailed character studies full of insight and compassion for the lives, loves, and travails of misfits, outsiders, and other troubled souls. Armed only with his guitar and a rough-hewn voice, the Buffalo manages to come up with interesting instrumental arrangements to house his attention-demanding singing, stepping up from several gigs at SOhO to headlining solo at the Lobero. Details at 963-0761 or www. lobero.com. Australian guitar virtuoso Daniel Champagne kicks off the indoor season of the Ojai Concert Series on Wednesday, November 1. Now based in Nashville, Champagne who in his 20s toured with everyone from Ani DiFranco to INXS, this spring released his fourth solo album Fault Lines, which blends in soaring melodies and some pop arrangements, although his show at the Ojai Valley Woman’s Club will be solo acoustic. Info: www.ojai concertseries.com.

Shubert Sonatas Still Beguile Berkowitz

Veteran UCSB piano professor Paul Berkowitz began recording all of Franz Schubert’s important piano works by starting at the end, committing the last three piano sonatas to vinyl way back in 1984, when he was just halfway through his earlier tenure on faculty at Guildhall School of Music in London. But while the pieces have long been part of his repertoire,

he’s never performed all three of the works on the same program. Now that the nine-CD Schubert series is about to be completed with next month’s release of Berkowitz’s recording of the famous Impromptus, Moments Musicaux and other repertoire, the pianist – who studied with Rudolph Serkin and in turn served as one of Thomas Ades’s main teachers – is returning to the Sonata in C minor, D. 958, Sonata in A Major, D. 959, and Sonata in B-flat Major, D. 960. He’ll be performing them sequentially in recital at 3 pm this Sunday, October 29, at Hahn Hall at the Music Academy of the West. Berkowitz, who will repeat the program next month in London, talked about his relationship to the once under-appreciated, now beloved works. On revisiting the pieces with 33 more years of experience: “It’s almost like fulfilling a pledge to myself. I guess it was a little pretentious for me to record them back then, but I was always drawn to these great spiritual works.... I didn’t go back and listen to how I played them 30 years ago while I’m still working on them now. But I don’t think it’s changed all that dramatically, except I do think more about how to make the beautiful sounds on the piano. But I think it actually gets harder, not easier. You’d think it would just fall into place, but instead you get more particular. On playing the three pieces together in order: “They build on each other, so it’s the only way to do them. They have very different moods with some linking between them. The main thing is that the mood of the first one is quite dark and stark, the second is very hopeful and positive and energetic, and the third is very serene. Did he know

he was going to die a few months later? I don’t know. But he was an early Romantic who often wrote about death. So was he absorbed or did he know it was coming? I had these thoughts way back then, and they’ve only become deeper and more subtle and more enriched.” On making his Hahn Hall debut: “I’m really looking forward to it! It’s such a beautiful acoustic hall, and now they have the wonderful new Steinway made in Hamburg. I tried the piano a few weeks ago, and it’s beautiful.”

Classical Corner

Westmont’s annual Fall Choral Festival brings together 12 ensembles from 11 high schools both near (Cate School Camerata) and far (Rancho Cucamonga Chamber Singers) plus Westmont College Choir, Choral Union, and Chamber Singers. The one-day fest is split into two sessions, at 4:45 and 7 pm on Friday, October 27, at First Presbyterian Church and feature free admission. For its evening appearance, the Westmont College Choir celebrates the 500th anniversary of the Reformation with the opening chorus of Bach’s Cantata No. 79 “God the Lord is Sun and Shield”, Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina’s “Kyrie”, and “Agnus Dei of the Mass”, and will sing music by contemporary American composers Steven Danyew, Stacey Gibbs, and Vijay Singh, and Korean composer Hyo-Won Woo. For more information, call 565-6040.

CAMA One, CAMA All

Normally, CAMA brings the great orchestras and conductors of the world to our downtown theaters, but it’s UCSB’s Arts & Lectures that’s respon-

sible for the Santa Barbara debut for the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra. One of the nation’s oldest and most influential cultural institutions, the Israeli Phil was founded in 1936 as an “orchestra of soloists,” made up of first-chair Jewish European musicians who had lost their positions during the Nazi era. Maestro Zubin Mehta has been its director since 1977, but he’s calling it quits after next season, so this debut will also be his final appearance in town with the ensemble. Amit Poznansky’s “Footnote” Suite for Orchestra, Mozart: Symphony No. 36 in C Major, K. 425 (“Linz”), and Schubert’s Symphony No. 9 in C Major, D. 944 (“The Great”) comprise the program for the Wednesday, November 1, concert at the Arlington Theatre. Tickets cost $38 to $153 general, but just $11 for youths (18 & under). Call 893-3535 or visit www. ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu.

High Noon

Opera Santa Barbara’s Studio Artists’s Noontime Concert series continues Wednesday, November 1, in the Santa Barbara Public Library’s Faulkner Gallery. With OSB’s upcoming production of Manon at the Granada on November 3 and 5. The concert will highlight arias and duets from French Grand Opera and more. Free.

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take credit for all those port visits – Ms Schneider certainly had a hand in it – but Frank was instrumental in moving that program along. “I swung at the ball and happened to have hit it out of the ball park; that’s what happened,” he explains. As for his reasons for wanting to become mayor, Frank says he “would like to be the ‘Marketing mayor’ of Santa Barbara.” To that end, he says he has close ties to Japan, and with sister cities there and in China and the Philippines, he believes a market push in Asia could produce some positive results. “On the local level,” he adds, “in order to prime the pump I would do what the Chamber of Commerce has failed to do, which is to attract just a few good anchor businesses all along State Street.” Like what, I wondered. “The first one I would ask after the election is that Mr. [Angel] Martinez (who is also running for mayor) open a flagship Deckers store in the four- or five-hundred block of State Street. That’s the kind of thing that could attract more shoppers and more local businesses, that could really make it a destination they’d be happy to go to.” Hotchkiss believes State Street has been unfairly maligned and that businesses aren’t leaving the area. “The fact is there are about twenty places about to open; they’re in the permitting process. People say, ‘Oh, I would never go down to State Street and walk around.’ And they’ve never been there and have no idea what it’s like. I don’t see it that negatively. I see young families and little kids all over the place, so I think its [poor] reputation is undeserved. We discussed the future of La Cumbre Plaza area, and Frank suggested that free-market forces could and likely will bring new life to that area, that when the new construction at State and Hitchcock is done, La Cumbre “could become a kind of uptown downtown that residents could walk to and embrace.”

Water and Taxes

Hotchkiss is the only city councilmember opposed to the 13.5% rise (or “one cent” hike) in the sales tax and suggests there may be a legal challenge if passed. “It’s unrestricted money, and it goes [right into] to the general fund,” he laments. “It comes to twenty-two million dollars a year. That’s a lot of money to put into anybody’s hands, mine, or any politician’s.” Hotchkiss also points out that no matter what anyone says the money will be used for, “this council has a lifespan of two months,” and a new council could

override whatever the previous councilmembers had chosen to spend it on. “The pretense,” he warns, “that we’re raising this money for whatever is stated is exactly that: a pretense. It’s a tax from here to eternity because there is no sunset clause on it. It’s a forever tax.” Another priority is water. “Although a mayor doesn’t have any control over Cachuma water,” he notes, “the idea of pouring hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of gallons of water into the Pacific Ocean to no one’s benefit, except maybe that of a few fish, seems like not a good idea.” He says he’d strive to change that water diversion “from the Pacific to people.” Most of the things that may come up over the next few years, Hotchkiss says, “are over the horizon,” making it difficult to pinpoint what immediate priorities may be. “That is to say, whatever our priorities are now, it’s likely something will change that. Parking meters and RVs that were parked along Cabrillo Boulevard became issues. Who saw that coming?” he asks. Another thing he never saw coming was when the Parks & Recreation Department decided it would be a good idea to pave the natural pathways in the Douglas Family Preserve. Hotchkiss and fellow councilman Randy Rowse agreed that staff members “were out of their minds” and got that project shut down. Hotchkiss’s responses to unforeseen developments are likely to be more rational than many others’. “You want to vote for someone whose judgment you trust,” he says. “I think that’s the approach you should take when voting for anybody.” On the homeless proliferation: “If I had my druthers, we’d go and invite every transient to leave town if they didn’t behave. But of course, you can’t do that, so the next best thing is to try to increase badge or police uniform presence. People tend not to act in an uncivil fashion when there’s somebody with a badge nearby. We’re always going to be a destination on the hobo highway and there’s no way to get around that, so controlling bad conduct is probably the best way to do it.” We believe Frank Hotchkiss’s rational and accommodative presence on the city council will suit him and Santa Barbara City residents well for the next four years. So, we strongly recommend you vote for Frank Hotchkiss for mayor in this election. And, while you’re at it, vote a big fat “NO” on Measure C. •MJ

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Understanding Montecito by Bob Hazard

The Coast Village Road Master Plan

Mr. Hazard is an Associate Editor of this paper and a former president of Birnam Wood Golf Club

The Future of Coast Village Road

Montecito has always envisioned its Coast Village Road (CVR) business district as its hometown Main Street – a nostalgic gathering place for its residents and visitors to shop at locally owned boutiques, relax and unwind at inviting cafes and bistros, celebrate special occasions, and meet old friends and associates. CVR has a distinctively different character from its next-door neighbor, the beautiful City of Santa Barbara with its more urbanized State Street and La Cumbre Plaza business districts.

In 1960, Broudy sold his Hot Springs/ Coast Village Road corner to Ray Conners, Jr. who then developed the Coast Village Road Shopping Center, now Montecito Country Mart, adjacent to Vons. Broudy purchased other properties along Coast Village Road and began the push for a Business District Master Plan. It was Broudy who proposed the two-lane road with its landscaped islands featuring an interior frontage strip with angled parking, as well as the wooden Coast Village Road signs at each end of the business district. An assessment district was established and improvement bonds were issued. Coast Village Circle was carved out of portions of Butterfly Lane, Depot Road, and Spring Road. It took eight years for Broudy to realize his vision of Coast Village Road as a planned and coordinated “village road” rather than a hap-hazard highway stop. Looking back, it is remarkable how the efforts of one motivated man created a coordinated signature look for the lower village’s business district.

The Way We Were. The History of Coast Village Road. Annexation of Old Coast Highway CVR had its beginnings as both a pit stop on the Pacific Coast Highway and a neighborhood road connecting Hot Springs and Olive Mill. In its early years, its to the City of Santa Barbara businesses consisted of a couple of gas stations, some overnight tourist courts like the Captain’s Motel, and miscellaneous eateries with long-forgotten names like the Somerset, Dinah’s Shack, and Helm’s Bakery. The first paving of the Coast Highway in Montecito was completed in 1922. In 1927, when the State Division of Highways proposed widening of the Coast Highway, John A. Jameson, chair of the County Planning Commission, proposed a unique plan to maintain a central thoroughfare that would carry Route 1 travelers through Montecito, while local residents could bypass traffic using local frontage roads. Jameson led a crusade to buy land contiguous to the existing Coast Highway, in order to create California’s first scenic parkway, using beautifully landscaped central medians. Billboards were permanently banned. In 1928, a row of eucalyptus trees was added to the roadway, adding to its aesthetic charm. In 1930, Santa Barbara County’s first director of planning, Leon Dunning Tilton, endorsed the John Jameson “Montecito Parkway” concept, noting, “the opportunity exists to create a distinctive type of highway, one that will be unusually safe, efficient in the accommodation of traffic, and as fully delightful in appearance as any narrow lane in the [Montecito] community.”

The Montecito Parkway

In 1937, the first part of the Montecito Parkway was completed from San Ysidro to Olive Mill Road. Following WWII, work was completed on the rest of the highway. The Montecito Parkway became a model for successful town planning nationwide. Unfortunately, the original Montecito Parkway was short-lived. In the 1950s, the four lanes of the parkway were converted to freeway standards to carry through traffic from west of the Andre Clark Bird Refuge to Olive Mill Road, and later on to Sheffield Drive and beyond, bypassing the business district of Montecito.

The Architect of Modern Coast Village Road: Sherrill Broudy

The birth of the current version of Coast Village Road dates back to 1956, when Sherrill Broudy, a 34-year-old WWII Navy veteran, an alumnus of UCLA, a designer architect, and a former college roommate of Eli Luria, arrived in Santa Barbara and began buying real estate. He first designed and built the nine-unit Old Coast Highway Apartments behind the present Starbucks. In 1958, he sold the apartments and purchased the corner lot at Hot Springs Road and Old Coast Highway, which contained a dilapidated motel, a plant nursery, and a run-down cottage. The thrifty Broudy moved into the cottage and used one of the motel rooms as his office. Broudy’s genius was that he envisioned the future CVR business strip as needing a master plan and an architectural rebirth to create “a gentrified village look.” In April 1960, he formed the Old Coast Village Association, naming himself as president, to draft a master plan intended to “relate the various properties along the then-Coast Highway to the entire Montecito community.” According to his biographer Steven Gilbar, Broudy assured the president of the then Montecito Protective and Improvement Association (the forerunner of both the Montecito Association and the Montecito Planning Commission) “that I will do everything possible personally to improve the appearance of the Coast Highway area.” He started by encouraging fellow property owners along CVR, such as Matt Cannon to paint his Target Liquor store all white, while arguing that neon signs were outdated and tacky.

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In 1960, short-sighted Montecito voters turned down a bond proposal for a Montecito Sewage Treatment plant to replace septic tanks in Montecito. Terrified business owners along the Coast Highway, whose septic systems were overflowing, unhealthy, and malodorous, turned to the City of Santa Barbara for annexation because the City promised to add a sewer line to the business district of the lower village of Montecito. The Montecito Sanitary Business District was formed in 1947, but it was not until 1961, a year after the City annexed CVR, that William H. Joyce, Jr., then-president of the Montecito Sanitary District and his board, contracted for a study with Stanford Research Institute to plan and design a new sewage treatment plant for Montecito. The treatment plant was completed in 1961, funded by $3.1 million in revenue bonds. Here was a classic case of too little too late, in what has become one of the worst blunders in Montecito history. The result of City annexation of a vital strip of Montecito has meant that Montecito permanently lost its planning and zoning control over the heart of its business district. If the City decides to allow increased density on CVR, or higher building heights, or higher sales taxes, or hotel taxes to boost its tax revenues, that’s it. If the City decides that a new Olive Mill roundabout is needed at “the Gateway to Montecito,” that’s it. If the City decides that a re-opened southbound entrance ramp to the 101 at the Hot Springs/Cabrillo intersection is not needed, that’s it. If the City decides Montecito could use a pot shop or two to generate more tax revenues, that’s it. Despite annexation by the City of Santa Barbara, Coast Village Road remains Montecito’s shopping heart and business soul. Historically and psychologically, CVR belongs to Montecito. CVR’s customers come from Montecito. Its water comes from Montecito, but its sewer service comes from the City of Santa Barbara, a tragedy that never should have happened. CVR, our village business district, was high-jacked by the City because of our own short-sightedness – and yes, our stupidity as a community.

Changing the Name from Old Coast Highway to Coast Village Road

Immediately following City annexation, Broudy petitioned the Santa Barbara City Council to change the street name from Old Coast Highway to “Coast Village Road”. The Santa Barbara Planning Commission rejected the name change, calling it “awkward” and noting “that there was insufficient justification for the name change because it was already well-known within the City.” City planners argued that “the business district of Montecito was no longer a village, but a part of the City, and therefore there was no community benefit to the name change.” According to biographer Gilbar, on May 13, 1960, the name change was passed unanimously by the Santa Barbara City Council over the objections of its planning commission for “reasons lost in the mist of time.”

Enough about the Past. What about the Future?

The challenge for Coast Village Road is to envision a successful future for its property owners, its shops, its eateries, its businesses, and its residents by harnessing the strengths of a new generation of community leaders to entice government and the residents of Montecito and Santa Barbara to invest in its long-term success. The beloved image of a picturesque semi-rural village, with tree-shaded roadways, is under continuous assault. No place is more vulnerable than Coast Village Road and its companion, Coast Village Circle. Next week: The New Coast Village Association and the Future of CVR (Part II ) •MJ

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hand as well: attendees will be asked to help pack dental kits for Direct Relief International. The dental kits will be distributed to local schools with high poverty and homeless rates, as well as to after-school programs and local social-service organizations. The entire day’s worth of fair amusement and activity, including all booths and games (everything but food) will be available with a wristband for $40. Individual game and amusement tickets will also be available for purchase. Crane School would like to acknowledge and thank the following local business sponsors for their patronage and support of this year’s Crane Country Fair: The Easter Team, Harvest Santa Barbara, Open Air Photobooth, and Sol Wave Water. Crane Country Day School is located at 1795 San Leandro Lane.

ronment.” Hickman went on to discuss the recent fires in Northern California, which claimed dozens of lives. “If you get nothing else from this presentation: if we put an order out for you to evacuate, you need to leave. If you don’t, you are putting your lives and the lives of our firefighters at risk. We don’t make those orders lightly. When we do it, we mean business. Don’t make us worry about you,” he said. The forum program began with MFPD Operations chief Kevin Taylor discussing four major disasters that could affect Montecito, including earthquakes, flooding, tsunamis, and wildland fires. Taylor gave historic background on each type of disaster, as well as actions to be taken during each event and the preparedness that every household should undertake. Earthquakes: Local fault lines includ-

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ing San Andreas, Ventura Basin, and More Ranch/Mason Ridge make us susceptible to an earthquake. During such an event, you should “drop, cover, and hold” during the shaking, and then, after safely checking your surroundings, make your way outdoors, Taylor said. Flooding: Montecito has a history of flooding from excessive rains, most recently March 1995 and February 1996. To prepare for floods, homeowners should have sump pumps and sand bags ready. In case of floods, residents should evacuate immediately. Tsunami: Local risk including underwater landslides, earthquakes, and a subduction zone quake make us susceptible to tsunamis. In case of one, residents should evacuate to

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Leila Drake, Pat Gregory, and Tim Mikel (photo by Andre Yew) Ivana Trump and Richard Mineards at Royal Ascot

But Melania was not at all amused, with her spokeswoman, Stephanie Grisham, dispatching a crisp response dismissing Ivana’s comments as “attention-seeking” from someone who just wants to sell books. It sounds like swizzlesticks at dawn could be in the offing.

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molded my viewpoints of the wide world we live in, and has most importantly deepened my appreciation and respect for the performing arts.” Leila, who is married to classical guitarist Chris Fossek, adds: “Retirement from the stage opens a new chapter in my life, one where I am able to give back to this incredible organization. As I transition into a leadership role in marketing, development, and public relations, I am eternally grateful to be helping my favorite dance company evolve and grow in this rapidly changing world of dance.” After SSB’s sold-out matinee show, Leila’s parents, Frank and Amahl Drake, hosted a socially gridlocked bash in the McCune Founders Room for her many friends and fans, including Meg Burnham, Pat Gregory, Brooks and Kate Firestone, Arlyn Goldsby, Robert and Alex Nourse, Kevin Marvin, Nir Kabaretti, Gabriel Tanguay, and Tim Mikel. Making Waves One of the world’s biggest super yachts, Vava II, a 315-ft. British-built leviathan owned by Swiss entrepreneur Ernesto Bertarelli, moored off our tony town’s harbor last week. The $150-million vessel, which has 30 crew members and four boats to ferry guests back and forth, comes complete with a helicopter for

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Vava II graces Santa Barbara waters (photo courtesy Wiki Commons)

last-minute appointments. Bertarelli is married to a former Miss U.K. and won the America’s Cup when crewing with his team Alinghi in 2003 and 2007, but was soundly beaten by Larry Ellison’s San Francisco-based BMW Oracle in 2010. For the more economical types reading, you might be interested to know it cost $360,000 just to fill the fuel tank! It’s in the Books A former Manhattan neighbor and good friend, Ivana Trump, sends me her latest book Raising Trump. The 293-page tome, which has a delightful selection of photos of her children Ivanka, Donald Jr., and Eric, has already raised a few hackles at the White House, particularly with current first lady Melania Trump. Czech-born Ivana, who was an Upper Eastside neighbor, told ABC’s Good Morning America: “I’m basically first Trump wife, okay? I’m first lady.”

Two of a Kind Two Montecito residents, mall magnate Herb Simon, 82, and Beanie Baby hotelier Ty Warner, 73, are side by side in the latest annual Forbes Magazine rankings of the wealthiest Americans. The tony twosome are both at 302 on the 36th yearly list with wealth of $2.7 billion, with Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates topping the list for the 24th consecutive year with $89 billion, up $8 billion from 2016. Amazon magnate Jeff Bezos, who just took over the Biltmore for his annual celebrity pow-wow, is at number 2 with $81.5 billion, followed by investor Warren Buffett with $78 billion, up $12.5 billion from last year, and Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg with $71 billion, up $15.5 billion. Oracle’s Larry Ellison, who has a

number of homes in our Eden by the Beach, rounds off the top five with $59 billion, up $9.5 billion. President Donald Trump drops 92 places from 156 to 248, as his value is estimated at $3.1 billion, down from $3.7 billion. Google honcho Eric Schmidt, 62, is at 35 with $12.6 billion, while Stars Wars producer George Lucas, 73, who has a beach home in Carpinteria, is at 118 with $5 billion. TV tycoon Oprah Winfrey, 63, is listed at 264 with $3 billion. The total net worth of those on the list is a staggering $2.7 trillion, with 267 of them self-made billionaires. To be ranked, the wealthy needed at least $2 billion, up from $1.7 billion last year. Going Gospel Celebrities galore were crawling over Oprah Winfrey’s East Valley Road estate when she hosted her annual gospel brunch. Among them were actress Julia Roberts and husband Danny Moder, producer George Lucas, musician David Foster, Netflix COO Ted Sarandon, Angela Bassett, Andra Day, and Kerry Washington. Quite the crowd. Bowling Buffet It was certainly back to the future when the Santa Barbara Lawn Bowls Club celebrated its 80th anniversary at Spencer Adams Park. Products that were launched in 1937, including Spam, Krispy Kreme donuts, Pepsi Cola, Dr. Pepper, and Dad’s root beer, were all part of the buffet lunch attended by mayor Helene Schneider and supervisor Das Williams. “We thought it appropriate given the year,” explained the club’s PR lady Bonnie Carroll. “Hormel even donated the Spam, which was a nice gesture.” The property on De La Vina Street

Receiving their proclamation from Santa Barbara’s mayor are (front) Tony Cunningham, Special Events director Sharron Adams, president; mayor Helene Schneider, director Max Mickey, secretary Denise Foxwell; (back) Jane Streiff, Scott Coons, Brent Boone, director Eileen Morton, and Bud Viard, tournament director; (not present: Daniel Hedrick, Russ Morgan, and Diana Kruse) (photo by Priscilla)

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Das Williams, SBC supervisor celebrating with Janet Dickson, Denise Foxwell, Jane Streiff, Alice Chaffee, and Regina Nicols of the preparations committee for the Santa Barbara Lawn Bowling Club’s 80th anniversary with theme foods and drinks of that era (photo by Priscilla)

was once home to the first Santa Barbara High School built in 1924 and the genteel sport dates back to England in the 13th century. Among the bowlers celebrating the big day were Bud Viard, Jill Zachary, Tony Cunningham, Jerry Jordano, Jeff and Sharron Adams, Max Mickey, Joe and Jane Streiff, Denise Foxwell, Joe Millett, and Carole Smith. Doug Margerum donated the wine and Renaud’s Patisserie the lunch. Riskin Business Oscar-winning actress Geena Davis’s former Montecito home with her ex-husband, director Renny Harlin, is up for grabs for $21.5 million. The Mediterranean-style mansion, Gloria, sits on 5 acres with a 6,381-sq.ft. main house with 4 bedrooms, and also a 3-bedroom guest house. Riskin Partners have the listing. Farewell to Fess With the DoubleTree dropping the Fess Parker affiliation and becoming the Hilton Santa Barbara Beachfront Resort in due course, it seems there are no hard feelings among the late actor’s family. Fess, who played frontiersmen Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone on TV, opened the beachfront hostelry in

1986 and died seven years ago. The hotel is to undergo a total multi-million-dollar renovation with a projected completion date of next year. Fess’s daughter, Ashley, tells me she and her brother, Eli, think their father would be “good with the decision. “The renovation and rebranding will serve to upgrade the overall experience and help the property achieve its maximum potential. “The one-hundred percent family-owned Fess Parker Winery and Fess Parker Wine Country Inn will continue to bear his name.” Just Biden His Time Former vice president Joe Biden packed the Arlington, with hundreds more watching a simulcast at Campbell Hall, when he spoke eloquently as part of the popular UCSB Arts & Lectures series. Biden, 74, who was re-elected to the Senate representing Delaware six times before becoming the 47th veep of the United States, was still under heavy security with audience members being frisked at the front door

and undergoing body scans. Quite the crowd turned out to hear his 75-minute speech and the entertaining question-and-answer session afterward, moderated by UCSB professor Kum-Kum Bhavnani. Among them were Sara MillerMcCune, Tim and Monica Babich, Lois and Laura Capps, Salud Carbajal, Allan Ghitterman, Jim and Stephanie Sokolove, Anne Towbes, Lynda Weinman, and Bruce Heavin, Henry and Dilling Yang, Jeff and Hollye Jacobs, Mary Dorra, Dan and Meg Burnham, Gene Sinser and Patty DeDominic, Catherine Remak, and Ronnie Mellen. Just four days earlier, the program filled the Granada when San Francisco’s ODC/Dance, under artistic directors Brenda Way and KT Nelson, performed boulders and bones, with cellist Erin Wang. Heal Appeal A tidal wave of generosity swept over the historic El Paseo restaurant when Heal the Ocean hosted its annual gala, raising around $200,000 from 200 guests. The bustling beano had Montecito actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus as honor-

Marcy Carsey, Hillary Hauser, Heal the Ocean executive director, and auctioneer Rick Werner after Marcy’s raised paddle of a five-figure donation (photo by Priscilla)

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36 radios are with local homeowner organizations, hotels, senior facilities, schools, and MERRAG volunteers. To get involved, as well as learn about classes on emergency preparedness, visit www.merrag.org. Another speaker at the forum was MFPD’s Wildland specialist Maeve Jaurez, who discussed MFPD’s Fuel Treatment Network, 199 acres of land that is maintained through chipping, vegetation removal, and groundwork in order to limit the spread of wildfire. MFPD also maintains evacuation routes, ensuring that a car trying to leave a neighborhood can safely pass a fire truck going in the opposite direction. Thirteen miles of cleared evacuation routes have been completed this year thus far. The District also has a roadside hazardous fuel reduction program, which funds fire hazard abatement projects along community roads in High Fire Severity zones. Jaurez reminded forum attendees that the District will help homeowners located in the District assess their properties at no charge. MFPD’s Public Information officer Joyce Reed and Santa Barbara County’s Office of Emergency Management director Robert Lewin discussed emergency notifications and stressed the importance of subscribing to notifications through the

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higher ground. Wildland Urban Interface Fire: With fire being our most likely disaster, Taylor gave a history of various fires that have impacted Montecito in the last six decades. Six hundred and fifty structures and homes have been lost in six fires in our area from 1964 to 2009. The District recommends that all residents utilize the “Ready, Set, Go” preparedness plan (further details can be found at www.montecitofire.com), create defensible space and “harden” your home, and evacuate immediately when ordered to or when you feel unsafe. In all of the above-mentioned disasters, a 72-hour emergency kit and fresh water is recommended for preparedness. MERRAG president Sue Ziliotto discussed disaster kits; a list of what should be included, as well as a link on where to buy one, is listed at www.merrag.org. Ziliotto recommends including copies of sensitive documents, in waterproof storage, with your emergency kit. She also discussed taking photos of every room and closet in your home, to have an inventory of your belongings for insurance purposes in case your house burns down. MERRAG is one of the only volunteer organizations of its kind to have a network of radios to be used in case of failing communication systems. The

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County’s Aware & Prepare program (www.awareandprepare.org). Lewin reported that in an emergency, a multitude of alerts will be put in play depending on the situation, including WEA (wireless emergency alerts), door-to-door evacuations, and Aware & Prepare messages, as well as emergency updates on local media and social media. The District has a radio station, AM 1610, but is no longer using the HEARO radios system it once relied on. “The board is actively trying to find a replacement system,” Chief Hickman said. The forum also included an interactive Q&A session, with members of the public asking questions about evacuating, Edison lines, the fate of Fire Station 3, and more. For more information about what was covered at the forum, as well as

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Vandalism at Lucky’s

In the early morning hours of October 22, Lucky’s on Coast Village Road was vandalized when a suspect threw three boulders through two windows and the glass door, causing shattered glass throughout the bar of the restaurant. “It was an act of vandalism, with nothing stolen,” reported general manager Leonard Schwartz. Surveillance footage of the suspect and her vehicle was turned over to the Santa Barbara Police Department, who is reviewing the footage. The eatery is open as usual, with the glass expected to be replaced this week. “We are just happy that no one was hurt in the incident,” Schwartz said. •MJ

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President and executive director Hillary Hauser of Heal the Ocean greets Tracy Collins and Gaemus Collins, principal of Planck Aerosystems, who did the drone photography of Summerland oil fields that ensured passage of Hannah-Beth Jackson’s SB 44 legislation for $14 million to cap leaking oil wells, including four off Summerland Beach identified in the Planck study (photo by Priscilla)

Cat, an oil of Refugio Beach by artist Tom de Walt, and a VIP package to see local rocker Kenny Loggins in Beverly Hllls. Among the tsunami of tony types turning out for Hillary Hauser’s popular charity were Skip and Jen Abed, Marcy Carsey, Jean-Michel Cousteau, Teresa McWilliams, Janet Wolf, Trish Reynales, and mayor Helene Schneider. CAMA As You Please CAMA – Community Arts Music Association – kicked off its 99th season in grand style with the 126-yearold Chicago Symphony, under iconic Italian conductor Riccardo Muti, who were last here 30 years ago, packing the Granada for its third visit. Principal clarinetist Stephen Williamson, who was formerly with the New York Philharmonic and Metropolitan Opera Orchestra, was the star of the show, playing impeccably during Mozart’s concerto in A Major, following the opening work, Schubert’s Symphony No. 8 in B minor. The entertaining concert concluded with Schumann’s Symphony No. 2 in C Major. A Windy City orchestra that simply blew us away!

Oh, Wellness The Mental Wellness Center, which is celebrating its 70th anniversary, hosted its 7th annual lunch at the Carrillo Recreation Center, with the 250 guests expected to raise around $200,000 for the nonprofit, which helps 4,000 people annually. For the fifth year, culinary wizard Michael Hutchings catered the lunch with guests pledging “investments” to the charity in the $1,000 to $5,000 range, which goes toward the $3 million annual budget. Annemarie Cameron, chief executive officer, and Andrea Carnaghe, chairman of the board, emceed the event with two students, Emily Steidl from San Marcos High and Elias Mochel of Carpinteria High, singled out for their support with their Youth Wellness Connection Clubs on their campuses. “All of the passion and funding we need to make these investments for

our youth to have a better chance of a fulfilled life are met with sobering realities of those who suffer needlessly today, simply because they are unable to get better without a safe place to sleep,” said Cameron. Among the tony throng were Henry Glasheen, Christy Morse, Kristin Kirby, Marion Cooper, Ned Emerson, Rachael Steidl, Ted and Shandra Campbell, Tom Franklin, and Chad Hine. Czech Mate Petra Malinova, a Czech import who works for the Armand Hammer Foundation, hosted a bash for 50 guests when she launched her first children’s book, Birth of an Angel, at an intimate lunch at the El Encanto. Petra, who has a 2-year-old son, Peter, is a survivor of domestic vio-

Mellow Cello Accomplished cellist Ani Aznavoorian was the star of the show when Camerata Pacifica performed the second concert of its 28th season at the Music Academy of the West’s Hahn Hall. Ani, a Juilliard School graduate who has played with many of the world’s top orchestras, including the Boston Pops, the Chicago Symphony, and the Helsinki and Tokyo philharmonics, was in fine form playing in the majority of the works, kicking off the entertaining show with Carl Vine’s Inner World, combined with an intimate black-and-white film of cello strings being played. She also accompanied Bulgarian percussionist Svet Stoyanov in William Kraft’s In the Morning of the Winter Sea and Osvaldo Golijov’s Mariel before the performance of Menselssohn’s Songs Without Words with oboist Nicholas Daniel and Bridget Kibbey on harp, before the final work David Bruce’s The Consolation of Rain with the quartet in fine form. What’s New for Two

Rachael and Emily Steidl (photo by Ceci Frost)

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We All Scream for Gelato Chilling out at La Cumbre Plaza for the first annual gelato festival, a perfect day as the temperatures were forecast to hit a toasty 90 degrees. Eleven gelato makers from Germany, Poland, Italy, Spain, and the U.K. competed to show off their wares, and I was there to get the scoop. Gelato has the benefit of having less fat and cream than ice cream and can be served at warmer temperatures, giving it more taste. The promotion, with enticing flavors such as Vegan Pink Pear and Ginger, Roasted Green Tea with Crunchy Mango, and Maiz Dulce Borracho, has already been in Boulder, Colorado,

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lence and wrote the stories, charmingly illustrated by Tze-Chiang Lim, to help children in similar difficult situations. “Hopefully, it helps them to empower themselves and have a guardian angel,” says Petra. A second, more serious tome, is in the works, she tells me.

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Leanne Wood and Renee Grubb (photo by Scott Gibson)

On the Money The State Street courtyard of Santa Barbara realtor Renee Grubb’s Village Properties was socially gridlocked when The Teacher’s Fund celebrated its 15th anniversary, raising nearly $10,000 for the cause. To date, more than $1.5 million has been donated to the county’s elementary, middle, and high school teachers in public and private schools. Renee and the company’s co-owner, Ed Edick, created the fund in 2002 to give back to the community they serve. The bash was co-hosted by Renee

and Leanne Wood, who works in the company’s Montecito branch. Guests included Janet Garufis, Laurie Leis, Ted and Shandra Campbell, Billy Mandarino, Jeff Oien, Julie Barnes, and Mark and Sheela Hunt. From Yeast to West Celebrated chef Jamie West, who worked at the San Ysidro Ranch and the Ojai Valley Inn & Spa, is the new culinary wizard at the University Club. Jamie, whose fare I have eaten many times as a diner at the Stonehouse, also cooked at the five-star Mayflower

Jamie West appointed executive chef at the University Club (photo by Kelly Mahan)

Inn in Washington, Connecticut. Obviously a man who does things by degrees. Plank Goodness The Table of Life gala at the Montecito estate of Jim and Stephanie Sokolove, which was expected to raise $250,000 for the Foodbank of Santa Barbara County, far exceeded expectations, garnering an impressive $425,000 thanks to the paddle-raising efforts of the ubiquitous Geoff Green. Who knew that paddling could be so much fun?

Sightings: Singer Alicia Keys basking poolside with her family at the Coral Casino...Actress Jamie Lee Curtis at the Biltmore...Billy Baldwin checking out Oliver’s Pip! Pip! Readers with tips, sightings and amusing items for Richard’s column should email him at richardmin eards@verizon.net or send invitations or other correspondence to the Journal. To reach Priscilla, email her at pris cilla@santabarbaraseen.com or call 969-3301. •MJ

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CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS BID NO. 3781B Sealed proposals for Bid No. 3781B for the Montecito Street Bridge Replacement and Pedestrian Improvements Project will be received in the Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, until 3:00 P.M., Thursday, December 7, 2017 to be publicly opened and read at that time. Any bidder who wishes its bid proposal to be considered is responsible for making certain that its bid proposal is actually delivered to said Purchasing Office. Bids shall be addressed to the General Services Manager, Purchasing Office, 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California, and shall be labeled, “Montecito Street Bridge Replacement and Pedestrian Improvements Project, Bid No. 3781B". The work generally consists of the removal and replacement of the Montecito (Yanonali) Street Bridge over Sycamore Creek with sidewalks on Montecito Street, and sidewalks and retaining walls on Salinas Street. The work includes all labor, material, supervision, plant, and equipment necessary to complete and deliver the finished bridge replacement / pedestrian improvements project per plans and specs. The Engineer’s estimate is $3,300,000. Each bidder must have a Class A license to complete this work in accordance with the California Business and Professions Code.

ORDINANCE NO. 5807 AN ORDINANCE OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SANTA BARBARA AMENDING CHAPTER 22.24 OF THE SANTA BARBARA MUNICIPAL CODE REGARDING FLOODPLAIN MANAGEMENT REGULATIONS AND ADOPTING BY REFERENCE THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF CIVIL ENGINEERS STANDARD ASCE 24. The above captioned ordinance was adopted at a regular meeting of the Santa Barbara City Council held on October 17, 2017. The publication of this ordinance is made pursuant to the provisions of Section 512 of the Santa Barbara City Charter as amended, and the original ordinance in its entirety may be obtained at the City Clerk's Office, City Hall, Santa Barbara, California.

The plans and specifications for this Project are available electronically at SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. Plan and specification sets can be obtained from CyberCopy (located at 504 N Milpas St, cross street Haley) by contacting Alex Gaytan, CyberCopy Shop Manager, at (805) 884-6155. The City’s contact for this project is Andrew Grubb P.E., Project Engineer; (805) 564-5404.

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There will be a non-mandatory Pre-Bid Meeting scheduled for Thursday, November 9, 2017 at 8:00 A.M. at the Project Site at the intersection of Montecito and Yanonali Streets in Santa Barbara. In order to be placed on the plan holder’s list, the Contractor can register as a document holder for this Project on Ebidboard. Project Addendum notifications will be issued through Ebidboard.com. Although Ebidboard will fax and/or email all notifications once they are provided contact information, bidders are still responsible for obtaining all addenda from the Ebidboard website or the City’s website at: SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of the Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. Per California Civil Code Section 9550, a payment bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The proposal shall be accompanied by a proposal guaranty bond in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the proposal, or alternatively by a certified or cashier’s check payable to the Owner in the sum of at least 10% of the total amount of the proposal. A separate performance bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder. The bond must be provided within 10 calendar days from the notice to award and prior to the performance of any work. A contractor or subcontractor shall not be qualified to bid on, be listed in a bid proposal, subject to the requirements of Section 4104 of the Public Contract Code, or engage in the performance of any contract for public work, as defined in this chapter, unless currently registered and qualified to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5. It is not a violation of this section for an unregistered contractor to submit a bid that is authorized by Section 7029.1 of the Business and Professions Code or by Section 10164 or 20103.5 of the Public Contract Code, provided the contractor is registered to perform public work pursuant to Section 1725.5 at the time the contract is awarded. This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the Department of Industrial Relations. The City of Santa Barbara hereby notifies all bidders that it will affirmatively insure that in any contract entered into pursuant to this advertisement, minority business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of race, creed, color, national origin, ancestry, sexual orientation, political affiliations or beliefs, sex, age, physical disability, medical condition, marital status or pregnancy as set forth hereunder. GENERAL SERVICES MANAGER CITY OF SANTA BARBARA ______________________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. PUBLISHED: October 25 & November 1, 2017 Montecito Journal

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) ) COUNTY OF SANTA BARBARA ) ss. ) CITY OF SANTA BARBARA ) I HEREBY CERTIFY that the foregoing ordinance was introduced on October 10, 2017, and was adopted by the Council of the City of Santa Barbara at a meeting held on October 17, 2017, by the following roll call vote: AYES:

Councilmembers Jason Dominguez, Gregg Hart, Frank Hotchkiss, Cathy Murillo, Randy Rowse, Bendy White; Mayor Helene Schneider

NOES:

None

ABSENT:

None

ABSTENTIONS:

None

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereto set my hand and affixed the official seal of the City of Santa Barbara on October 18, 2017.

/s/ Sarah P. Gorman, CMC City Clerk Services Manager I HEREBY APPROVE the foregoing ordinance on October 18, 2017.

/s/ Helene Schneider Mayor Published October 25, 2017 Montecito Journal

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Villas Cleaning, 6179 Barrington Dr., Santa Barbara, CA 93117. Susana Cruz Garcia, 6179 Barrington Dr., Santa Barbara, CA 93117. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 18, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the

County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Rachel N. Gann. FBN No. 2017-0002896. Published October 25, November 1, 8, 15, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Brainstem Balancing Center; The

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Human Tune-Up Center; The First Human Tune-Up; The Human TuneUp, 27 West Anapamu Street #388, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. Joseph Migliore, 27 West Anapamu Street #388, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 11, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN No. 2017-0002827. Published October 25, November 1, 8, 15, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Docutax; Docutax Legal Assistance & Tax Services, 1010 North H St. Lompoc, CA 93436. Tyler Stuart, 937 Camino Caballo, Nipomo, CA 93444. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 3, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Mary Soto. FBN No. 2017-0002761. Published October 18, 25, November 1, 8, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: K3&SK Consulting, 489 Hot Springs Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. Kim Mascheroni Inc., 489 Hot Springs Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 10, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN No. 2017-0002811. Published October 18, 25, November 1, 8, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Box Theory, 461 Old Coast Hwy #2, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Nina Moore, 461 Old Coast Hwy #2, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on September 25, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Margarita Silva. FBN No. 2017-0002672. Published October 18, 25, November 1, 8, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT: The following person(s) has (have) abandoned the use of the Fictitious Business Name(s): Jane-Ellyn, 1709 Loma St #C, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Paul S Lascelles, 1709 Loma St #C, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Jane E Lascelles, 1709 Loma St #C, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was originally filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 7, 2015. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasingh, filed September 14, 2017. Original FBN No. 2015-0002918. Published October 11, 18, 25, November 1, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: 800Stone, 819 Fesler St., Santa Maria, CA 93454. Thomas C. Marré, 819 Fesler St., Santa Maria, CA 93454. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on September 26, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Mary Soto. FBN No. 2017-0002700. Published October 11, 18, 25, November 1, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as:

Coastal Design Window Fashions, 16 A W. Calle Laureles St., Santa Barbara, CA 93105. Coastal Design Windows Fashions, INC, 16000 Cerro Vista Lane, Los Gatos, CA 95031. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on October 2, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Tara Jayasinghe. FBN No. 2017-0002744. Published October 4, 11, 18, 25, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Mystical Gems Jewelry, 901 Vereda Leyenda Street, Goleta, CA 93117. Claudia Isela Sanchez, 901 Vereda Leyenda Street, Goleta, CA 93117. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on September 5, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN No. 2017-0002484. Published October 4, 11, 18, 25, 2017. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Friends of the Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. Montecito Friends of the Library, 1469 East Valley Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93108. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on September 21, 2017. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. FBN No. 2017-0002655. Published October 4, 11, 18, 25, 2017. ORDER FOR PUBLICATION OF SUMMONS: CASE No. 16CV05876. Notice to Defendants: Edson SanchezGonzalez and Valente Gonzalez: You have been sued by Plaintiff: Teresa Juarez. You have 30 calendar days after this Summons and legal papers are served on you to file a response at the court and have a copy served on the plaintiff. A letter or phone call will not protect you. Your legal response must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear case. There may be a court form that you can use for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self-Help Center, your county law library, or the courthouse nearest you. If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money, and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements, you may want to contact an attorney right away. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services. You can locate these non-profit groups online at www.lawhelpcalifornia. org, or by contacting your local court or county bar association. Name and address of the court: Superior Court of California, County of Santa Barbara, 1100 Anacapa Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93121-1107. Filed December 29, 2016, by John Tennant, Deputy Clerk. Statement of Damages To: Valente Gonzalez, Plaintiff: Teresa Juarez General damages: Pain, suffering, and inconvenience: $200,000.00. Emotional Distress: $200,000.00 Special Damages: Medical expenses: $25,180.44 Future Medical Expenses: $300,000.00 Loss of Future Earning Capacity: $200,000.00 Statement of Damages To: Edson Sanchez-Gonzalez, Plaintiff: Teresa Juarez General damages: Pain, suffering, and inconvenience: $200,000.00. Emotional Distress: $200,000.00 Special Damages: Medical expenses: $25,180.44 Future Medical Expenses: $300,000.00 Loss of Future Earning Capacity: $200,000.00 Published October 4, 11, 18, 25, 2017.

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Spirituality Matters by Steven Libowitz “Spirituality Matters” highlights two or three Santa Barbara area spiritual gatherings. Unusual themes and events with that something extra, especially newer ones looking for a boost in attendance, receive special attention. For consideration for inclusion in this column, email slibowitz@yahoo.com.

Hubbard’s Homo Universalis Happening in Montecito

ess than a month before Barbara Marx Hubbard launches a new video series called “What’s New In You?”, the evolutionary storyteller and visionary is returning to Montecito – her former home of many years – this weekend to take part in what’s being billed as an afternoon of discussion and discover as part of Evolutionary Edge. The event – which takes place 2 to 5 pm on Saturday, October 28, at the Sacred Earth Henge, located at 2831 East Valley Road – brings together Hubbard with Dr. Jude Currivan, an English cosmologist, planetary healer, and futurist who integrates leading edge science and research into consciousness and universal wisdom teachings. “We’re bringing together these two leaders, two elder female widsom-keepers, to dive into their collective knowledge and see what we can do and where we go from here,” explained Adam C. Hall, founder of the EarthKeeper Alliance and a member of Evolutionary Leaders who hosts ongoing events, including the new Evolutionary Cinema Salon, on his three-acre, stone sculpture-lined site in East Montecito. The intention, Hall said, is to bring the conscious community together – “Gather the tribe, so to speak, within our local Santa Barbara community on this special piece of land – to combine our collective and wisdom as to what’s actually happening on our planet.” The goal is to bring in different perspective that might impact individuals and families and communities, and see how we might apply and learn in our local areas. “With our current state of affairs on the planet, we’ve piled a lot of challenges on our younger generations,” Hall said. “We’re here to move forward, to create the greater solutions together for the benefit of everybody. These challenges we are facing necessitate that we come together to have these kinds of discussions, come up with new ideas and models and ways of going about things. And not just talk, but coming up with concrete ideas of what we can do about it.” Hubbard is launching the Universal Human (Homo universalis) – The 52 Codes: Their Emergence and Purpose in November, which Hall called “an amalgamation of her career.” According to her website: “We are currently experiencing a great wake-up 26 October – 2 November 2017

call for human maturation, an ‘evolution of evolution’ from unconscious to conscious choice... From an evolutionary perspective, crisis precedes transformation... We can as a humanity meld our spiritual, vocational, scientific, and technological capacities to solve world problems and utilize our great power for the good of all.” Saturday’s event offers both a sneak preview of her work and a chance to hear the convergence of both Hubbard’s and Currivan’s approaches as they share their insights about the true nature of self and cosmos, an expanded understanding of our evolving potential and how to activate it. “There will be some synergy there, because they’ll be doing a Q&A with each other, not just the audience,” Hall said. Emmy Award-winning singer-songwriter Gary Malkin (Unsolved Mysteries, Breakin’), who spent 25 years creating for musical artists and mainstream media before launching WisdomFilms, will also perform at the event. Meanwhile, Hall said, the venue itself will provide its own impetus. “It’s like an old outdoor theater, like with the Greeks, where they’d sit in a theater and have discussions and debate. This land that is a crucible for ideas.” Suggested offering for the gathering is $15 to $25, though no one will be turned away for lack of funds. Visit www.evolutionaryedge.eventbrite. com for information and reservations.

Go with Grace

The bad news? After decades in Santa Barbara, Noell Grace is leaving town soon. The vocal sound healer/singer-songwriter and creator of SpiritSings – which recently expanded from a duo to a quintet and moved from her intimate Arden Light House home off De la Vina Street to a larger gathering at Yoga Soup by the train station – is heading out of state for an indeterminate period. The worse news is that the final monthly offering of the invocational group singing, call-and-response soul chanting, and heart-based songs is slated for Wednesday, October 25. So, unless you’ve picked up your Journal hot off the press on Wednesday afternoon, you’ve already missed it. But there is one final chance to catch

Grace in her most giving guise, that of a leader of Vocal Sound Immersion, a method of healing that employs the vibrations and energies of toning and sound to heal physical and emotional trauma. The offering, Mana Toning, is a powerful, healing, soul-nourishing, and body-blissing circle that explores the cleansing, harmonizing, and vibration-raising power of sacred vocal sound. Participants will experience the power of sacred seed sounds to call source energy deep into our cells, giving internal organs a sonic massage with our own vocal vibrations. Benefits include releasing congested chi and getting Shakti energy ﬂowing more freely. Invoke and receive the mana of your holy spirit this Sunday, 3 to 5 pm, back at Arden Light House, 318 Arden Road, when you can also wish Grace “Bon voyage!” Admission is by a $20 “love offering.” Details at www.noellgracesound. com. (More good news: Grace has scheduled a special, holiday-themed singalong SpiritSings for December just prior to her departure.)

Gwendolyn’s Gifts

Dr. Gwewndolyn McClure, the longtime Santa Barbara-based Vocal Sound Healer – who has a Ph.D. in the field – has not only moved back to California from Arizona, she’s also added hemp oil to her repertoire. McClure, who was the first to offer extended vocal sound healing workshops in town via SBCC’s Adult Ed division back in the early 1990s, is visiting Santa Barbara over the next couple of weeks, beginning with a presentation covering both her sound-healing modalities and the benefits of hemp oil presented by Blue Cobalt. The free event takes place 6:30 to 9 pm at the Mesa home of Robin Davidson and Linda Ulvaeus. RSVPs requested but not required. McClure will also offer a Vocal Sound Healing Workshop: Reconnect with Earth, Sun, Sky & Breath of Life! at Greater Goods Ojai, 145 West El Roblar, Meiner’s Oaks, from 7 to 9 pm on November 1, with a sliding-scale fee of $25 to $100, and will be available for private sessions from October 29 to November 8. Call McClure at (520) 904-2043, email gwendolynnel li@gmail.com or visit www.vocal soundhealer.com.

Nourishment with Nutrition... and Notes Britta Gudmunson, an Integrative Nutrition Health coach, certified yoga teacher, and essential oil educator who recently authored her first book, Eat Here Now, returns to Yoga Soup for her monthly Holistic Nourishment

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Talk. The free 1 to 2 pm presentation on Saturday, October 28, is on the subject of “Reducing Toxins”, with information covering how to clean up our bodies, our space, and our planet. Coming up: “Sugar & Fat” – The mythos, the reality, and strategies to survive the holidays (November 11), and “Flow, Don’t Force” – How ease supports us to meet our goals (December 9). No registration necessary. (More info at www.brittagreen violet.com.) Then it’s back to the sound healing on Monday, when Britta and her partner, Ben Gould, are also inaugurating The inCourage Chorus, a no-audition, nondenominational, all-ages community choir. All singers, recovering “non-singers”, breathers, and talkers of any experience level are invited to commune in songs from around the world spanning culture, tradition, and language in an endeavor to employ songs to open our hearts and minds not only to joy but also the expanse of the human experience. Both Britta and Ben are members of the Ubuntu Choir Network, and recently completed an intensive Community Choir Leadership Training in Victoria, B.C. (Ben also provides a live instrumental soundscape for Britta’s weekly Sunday night Revive & Restore class). The six-week session in the medicine of music takes place 7 to 8:30 pm from October 30 to December 11, with a $50 to $80 sliding scale. Free admission for the opening session this Monday. The course will conclude with a “big sing” (as opposed to a concert) where friends, family, and neighbors will be invited to witness the progress and sing along.

Rattles, Not Tattles

Meanwhile, if you’re more partial to non-vocal, non-sound healing, there’s a new Meetup group for exploring our local nature trails sans the distraction of talking. Santa Barbara Silent Hiking, organized by Zubin Mathai, a local software engineer who also writes and self-publishes spiritual fiction and nonfiction, will tackle Rattlesnake Canyon Trail at 9 am on Sunday, October 29. Although dubbed a “silent hike,” the group ventures don’t have a rigid rule against talking, though most of the participants are mostly quiet while they walk, choosing to chat only at the mid-point break or posthike when plans for a meal might take place. Expect an easy-going energy, each enjoying nature in our own way, while also dipping into the specialness that only comes from hiking quietly in a group. RSVP online at www.meet up.com/Santa-Barbara-Silent-Hikingand-Activities/events/244323019/ or meet the gang at 1900 Las Canoas Road, at 8:30 am. •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL

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Carroll’s sequel to Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – into a 50-minute dance work, with choreography by Meredith Cabaniss with Nebula founder Devyn Duex and Karyn Laver. The work features an original score by Adam Phillips, ex of Santa Barbara Revels, and will be played live by a small ensemble from Phillips’s Folk Orchestra of Santa Barbara. Also having its world premiere at Nebula’s November 1 performance at the Lobero is “Holocene”, a five-person ensemble work created by Edgar Zendejas, the Mexico-byway-of-Montreal choreographer who made his Santa Barbara debut in 2016 with State Street Ballet’s collaborative “Common Ground” and also choreographed a stunning new version of “Rite of Spring” for State Street earlier this year. He created Nebula’s

new work in studio this summer in an intensive six-rehearsal process.

Thriller Dance Denotes Halloween

World Dance for Humanity’s seventh annual “Thriller” at the Santa Barbara Courthouse Sunken Garden takes place 2 to 4 pm on Saturday, October 28, when Santa Barbara dancers will be performing a simplified version of Michael Jackson’s iconic “Thriller” video simultaneously with groups all over the world. There are also “flash mobs” performances scheduled all around the area, including at 4:30 pm on Ghost Village Road in Montecito (near Montecito Bank & Trust), and at locations in Santa Barbara, Carpinteria, and Santa

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Ynez (including the former Neverland Ranch) leading up to Halloween. There’s still time to learn the choreography and join in the fun. Visit www.worlddanceforhumanity.org/ thriller-2017.

Eerie Moves

The Dance Network’s “Voodoo Strut” is its third annual Halloween showcase, featuring themed dance pieces, fun costumes, some tricks, and a surprise treat at the end of the show. Performers ranging in age from 3 to nearly 80 perform a variety of dance styles, including tap, hip hop, jazz, salsa, contemporary, and more from choreographers Meredith Cabaniss, Kelli Forman, Karyn Laver, Emma Neumann, Daniel Rojo, Bethany Sutherland, and Kyle Ybarra. Show times are 7 pm Friday, 2 and 7 pm Saturday (October 27-28) at Center Stage Theater, 751 Paseo Nuevo. Tickets cost $22 general, $13 children. Info at 963-0408 or www. CenterStageTheater.org.

Focus on Film: Oldman and the Wars

Gary Oldman is an early favorite for an Oscar nomination for his transformation into British wartime prime minister Winston Churchill in Joe Wright’s

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Darkest Hour. The film, which arrives in theaters November 22, is a sort of parallel piece to the summer blockbuster Dunkirk, though Christopher Nolan’s movie approaches the subject from a different perspective. Darkest Hour kicks off UCSB Pollock’s new season of the Script to Screen series at 7 pm Wednesday, November 1, and the producer, UCSB alumna Lisa Bruce, will be on hand for a Q&A session. Free. Info at 893-5903 or www.carseywolf. ucsb.edu/pollock. The new documentary Surviving Peace delves deeply into the core issues driving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, challenging the conventional wisdom about the underlying reasons and offering new and fresh thinking for peace. The film’s co-director and interviewer is Josef Avesar, a 64-yearold personal-injury attorney based in Los Angeles who decided to make the movie after he traveled to Israel with his family for a vacation and returned to see on the news that a place he had visited had been bombed. Featuring candid interviews with major Israeli and Palestinian leaders, government officials, and other thinkers, Surviving Peace examines the stated goal of a twostate solution from new perspectives. The documentary has a one-week run in Santa Barbara at the Fiesta Theater October 27 to November 2, and Avesar is expected to be on hand for Q&A sessions following each screening. •MJ

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The Santa Barbara Police Foundation gratefully thanks and acknowledges the donors and participants of our 4th Annual Fundraiser,The 2017 Fun With the Force Through your generosity, safety equipment, financial support and resources will be provided to The Santa Barbara Police Department

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Special Honorees Tom Parker - Hutton Parker Foundation, Eric Phillips, and Chef Michael Hutchings SBPF Board Directors Pamela Geremia, President. Eric Phillips, Vice-President. Joanne Funari, Secretary. John Britton, Treasurer. Sergeant Mike McGrew (Ret.), Executive Director SBPF Board Members Craig Case, Paul Cashman, Detective April DeBlauw, Officer Greg Hons, James Stretchberry, and John Van Donge Event Co-Chairs Eric Phillips and Officer Greg Hons The 20117 Event Committee Craig Case, Paul Cashman, Detective April DeBlauw, Joanne Funari, Pamela Geremia, Nicole Hall, Lisa Lloyd, Sergeant Mike McGrew (Ret.)

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 27 Fillin’ up on Floyd – Poor Man’s Whiskey (PMW) are a raucous “jamgrass” band that got its start playing the Playa out in Isla Vista and UCSB nearly two decades ago. Now based in Northern California, the band fuses bluegrass and old-time tunes with country, southern rock, and oldschool jamming, an approach that has found them playing everywhere from the Telluride Bluegrass, Strawberry and Kate Wolf Music Festivals to the legendary Fillmore in San Francisco. PMW are known for offering a “HighOctane Hootenanny”, and have also recorded Dark Side of the Moonshine, a bluegrass interpretation of Pink Floyd’s classic album that claimed a place on Billboard’s album chart from its release in 1973 straight through to 1988, selling almost 50 million copies in total. That’s the show they’re bringing back to SOhO tonight, but being as the outlaw music bards like mashing things up, the event is also a Halloween party where everyone is encouraged to come dressed as a favorite Wizard of Oz character. Who knows? Maybe they even have a jam-grass version of “If I Only Had a Brain”. (Prefer your Floyd covers straight and true? The tribute band Which One’s Pink comes to SOhO on Saturday, November 4). WHEN: 9 pm WHERE: SOhO, 1221 State Street,

upstairs in Victoria Court COST: $17 in advance, $20 day of INFO: 9627776 or www.sohosb.com SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28 Women’s Literary Festival – Mysteries, genocide, the Rad series, poetry, and more are all on the agenda for the annual gathering. The day is devoted to all readers (women and men alike) who want to learn more about women who write and the stories they tell, showcasing both well-known women writers and those on their way up. The festival showcases women writers, both those who are already well-known and those who may be less well-known but equally deserving of serious attention. The gala also celebrates readers and is dedicated to promoting literacy, diversity, and social justice. This year’s authors include Steph Cha, the author of the Juniper Song mysteries Follow Her Home, Beware Beware, and Dead Soon Enough, who is also the noir editor for the Los Angeles Review of Books; Micheline Aharonian Marcom, who has published five novels including a trilogy set during the Armenian genocide and its aftermath in the 20th century; Kate Schatz, New York Times bestselling author of Rad American Women A-Z, Rad Women Worldwide, and My Rad Life: A

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 26 Dreams Unwind – It’s doubtful that Rhiannon Giddens, who co-founded and served as lead singer and banjo player of the Grammy Award-winning string band Carolina Chocolate Drops, was thinking about the MacArthur Foundation Fellowship award when she titled her debut solo album Tomorrow Is My Turn a couple of years ago. The vocalist studied opera at Oberlin before forming the Drops to call attention to the vastly unheralded role of African-American musicians in the development of string band and country music, then enlisted producer T Bone Burnett (O Brother, Where Art Thou?) to help with her even more ambitious album that further expanded her take on a distinctly Americanamix of gospel, jazz, blues, and country. As of two weeks ago, Giddens is also the recipient of a Genius Grant, the nickname for the MacArthur, who lauded the North Carolina native with one of its no-strings-attached (pun intended) award that pays out $625,000 over five years. Her new album, Freedom Highway, features nine original songs Giddens wrote or co-wrote along with a traditional tune and two civil rights-era numbers, “Birmingham Sunday” and the title track from the Staple Singers, all of which continue to bring forth her vision, and is likely to once again receive some attention from the folks who give out the Grammys. In the meantime, Giddens and band return to UCSB Campbell Hall for what promises to be a highlight of the season. WHEN: 8 pm WHERE: UCSB’s Campbell Hall COST: $25 to $38 INFO: 893-3535 or www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu

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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28 Mehldau’s Meeting of His Mind – Jazz pianist Brad Mehldau’s ability to synthesize his dichotomous musical personality – that of a dedicated improviser who greatly cherishes the surprise and wonder that can occur from a spontaneous musical idea while at the same time maintaining a deep fascination and commitment to the formal architecture and employing the structure of his ideas as an expressive device – has been referred to as controlled chaos. Local residents will get the rare chance to witness his method of juxtaposing extremes – applying his lyrical and intimate voice to ply his path that embodies the essence of jazz exploration, classical romanticism, and pop allure – unadulterated and unaccompanied in real time when Mehldau returns to a favored venue to perform solo for the Jazz at the Lobero series. WHEN: 8 pm WHERE: 33 East Canon Perdido St. COST: $42 & $52 ($105 patron tickets include priority seating and pre-concert private reception) INFO: 963-0761 or www.lobero.com

Journal; and Andrea Smith, author of several books including the awardwinning Conquest: Sexual Violence and American Indian Genocide. Each author offers a presentation that concludes with a Q&A session, with poetry readings (from current Santa Barbara poet laureate Enid Osborn) between sessions and opening and closing the event. The authors will also spend time in the book room to autograph purchased copies. WHEN: 8:30 am to 3:30 pm WHERE: Fess Parker DoubleTree Resort, 633 E. Cabrillo Blvd. COST: $65 INFO: www.womensliteraryfestival.com/ festival Buckles ‘n’ Brews – The beer-fest calendar is getting almost as crowded as its wine ‘n’ dine cousin in Santa Barbara. The Kiwanis Club’s second annual event is an invitational that features 25 of the top breweries in the region and across the state, including many award-winning ones, for an afternoon of craft beer sampling, tasty bites, and live entertainment by the Dusty Jugz. Ladyface Ale Co., Lagunitas Brewing, and Ballast Point are among the excellent outliers joining more familiar local brewers Rincon, Captain Fatty’s, M. Special, Telegraph, and many others. All of the breweries are carefully selected, and each will be pouring their best beers all day while visitors enjoy country music plus lawn games, a Halloween costume contest, and fresh barbecue. New this year is a special VIP ticket, which affords early admission at noon for an extra hour of sudsy indulgence amid the historic carriages and buggies, including pours of beers

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that won’t be available after 1 pm. WHEN: 1 to 5:30 pm WHERE: Santa Barbara Carriage and Western Art Museum, 129 Castillo Street COST: $55 (includes souvenir tulip glass); $65 VIP INFO: 448-7070 or www. bucklesandbrews.com SUNDAY, OCTOBER 29 Six from 1-4 – The Santa Barbara Jazz Society’s is taking on some new math, as the L.A. 6 will perform from 1-4 pm today at the organization’s monthly meeting at SOhO. The group is comprised of veteran musicians in the Los Angeles jazz scene who brought deep roots in the genre when they came together more than 13 years ago: Tom Peterson (tenor sax), Clay Jenkins (trumpet), Ira Nepus (trombone), Rich Eames (piano), Jeff D’Angelo (bass), and Dick Weller (drums). Among them, their credits include lengthy stints with the Stan Kenton Orchestra, ClaytonHamilton Jazz Orchestra, Billy Vaughn Orchestra, and Doc Severinsen’s Tonight Show Orchestra, plus stints with Tony Bennett, Sammy Davis, Jr., Dizzy Gillespie, and the Glenn Miller Band, as well as tours or studio dates with Elton John, Leon Russell, B.B. King, Kenny Loggins, Elvis Costello, B.B. King, Greg Allman, and many more. These days the ensemble explores West Coast Jazz performing contemporary straight ahead jazz adorned with wildly creative solos. WHEN: 1-4 pm WHERE: SOhO, 1221 State Street, upstairs in Victoria Court COST: $25 general, $15 SBJS members, $7 members who are local professional jazz musicians or full26 October – 2 November 2017

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28 Rubic’s Cube Drama at Rubicon – Sir Ronald Harwood, who won an Academy Award for his script for The Pianist, earlier explored similar territory of the collision between art, power, politics and personal responsibility in Nazi German with Taking Sides. Rubicon Theatre Company (RTC) kicks off its 2017-18 season with the provocative and gripping drama based on the true story of German conductor and composer Wilhelm Furtwängler, who was accused of being a Nazi sympathizer because he remained in Germany while many of his colleagues fled out of protest or because of persecution. Harwood’s dramatization of the investigation into Furtwängler is set in 1946 in the American Zone of occupied Berlin, where major Steve Arnold (played by Patrick Vest, who portrayed producer David O. Selznick in RTC’s Moonlight and Magnolias) interrogates the conductor (Peter Van Norden, RTC’s Ebenezer Scrooge) to determine if Furtwängler naively believed that art was above politics, or had allowed himself to be manipulated by the Nazi propaganda machine, or even was a collaborator. The play itself asks complicated questions to examine personal and artistic responsibility in the face of horror, leaving the audience to ponder what we might do in similar circumstances. Stephanie Coltrin directs. WHEN: Tonight through Sunday, November 12 WHERE: Rubicon Theatre Company, 1006 E. Main St., Ventura COST: $30 to $55 INFO: 667-2900 or www.rubicontheatre.org

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almost never stop touring. Barefoot in the Head continues the CRB’s exploration of psychedelic soul music, further pushing boundaries and breaking ground with a joy and wonder that comes from artists sharing a sonic wavelength. Praised as purveyors of “good-time music on an end-times mission” and as “masterful players on a Grail-like search for the cosmic heart of California,” CRB returns to town early this year (their previous three Lobero shows were in December), heralding Halloween rather than the end-of-theyear holiday season. WHEN: 7:30 pm WHERE: 33 East Canon Perdido St. COST: 35.25 INFO: 963-0761 or www.lobero.com •MJ

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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 31 Do the Time Warp Again – Out of the Box (OOB) Theatre Company, which has brought a fair number of edgy new musical productions to town, kicks off its eighth season with something a bit more familiar if no less fun. Rocky Horror Picture Show, the decidedly tongue-in-cheek (and elsewhere) musical tribute to the science-fiction and horror B-movie era, is the off-beat story of a naïve, newly engaged couple who seek shelter from a thunderstorm in an old castle, which turns out to be the home of a mad cross-dressing scientist, Dr Frank N. Furter. The good doctor is excited to unleash his latest creation, Rocky, on the unsuspected Brad and Janet, who are stripped of their inhibitions, as well their clothes for an epic adventure that mashes up comic-book style camp and rock ‘n’ roll. Given that OOB shows are often interactive, throwing popcorn at the appropriate moments is not only expected, premium seating even includes a prop bag full of all the toys you’ll need. Costumes are encouraged for the five-day run that begins, naturally, on Halloween, and the audience will likely feel even more immersed as the black box space of Center Stage Theater might be the smallest, most intimate venue in town yet for the classic musical satire. Samantha Eve directs, Dillon Yuhasz and Allison Lewis portray Brad and Janet, while Frank ’N’ Furter is played by Alex Allen, William Schneiderman does Eddie, and Mitchell Lam Hau takes on Rocky. WHEN: 8 tonight through Saturday WHERE: Center Stage Theater, 751 Paseo Nuevo, upstairs in the mall COST: $35 premium, $28 general, $15 students and seniors INFO: 963-0408 or www.CenterStageTheater.org

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Residential & Commercial window cleaning

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$10,500,000 | 1174 Glenview Rd, Montecito | 5BD/5½BA Daniel Encell | 805.565.4896

$6,565,000 | Riviera Foothills | 5BD/4½BA John McGowan & Ashley McGowan | 805.637.5858/637.8661

$108,000,000 | Las Varas Ranch, Gaviota Coast | 1800± acs (assr) Kerry Mormann | 805.689.3242

$37,500,000 | 1104 Channel Dr, Montecito | 5BD/7½BA Phyllis Noble | 805.451.2126

$25,500,000 | 3055 Padaro Ln, Carpinteria | 4BD/4½BA Kathleen Winter | 805.451.4663

$16,900,000 | 2692 Sycamore Canyon Rd, Montecito | 7BD/8BA Mary Whitney | 805.689.0915

$13,500,000 | 1050 Cold Springs Rd, Montecito | 7BD/8BA Nancy Kogevinas | 805.450.6233

$8,900,000 | 2775 Bella Vista Dr, Montecito | 5BD/6BA Mermis/St. Clair | 805.886.6741

$8,200,000 | 706 Park Ln, Montecito | 4BD/5½BA Daniel Encell | 805.565.4896

$5,995,000 | 700 Riven Rock Rd, Montecito | 2± acs (assr) Calcagno & Hamilton | 805.565.4000

$5,495,000 | 2281 Featherhill Rd, Montecito | 4BD/5½BA Nancy Kogevinas | 805.450.6233

$5,495,000 | 2900 E Valley Rd, Montecito | 5BD/5½BA Tim Dahl | 805.886.2211

$3,495,000 | 89 Butterfly Ln, Montecito Lower | 3BD/4½BA Jason Streatfeild | 805.280.9797

$2,395,000 | 1414 La Vereda Ln, Montecito | 4BD/4½BA Daniel Encell | 805.565.4896

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