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29 March – 5 April 2018 Vol 24 Issue 13

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Luck of the Irish: SB Fire chief Pat McElroy celebrates three landmarks, p. 6

LETTERS, P. 8 • ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT, P. 23 • CALENDAR OF EVENTS, P. 42

CRABS A’COMIN’ THE FOLKS BEHIND SCRATCH RESTAURANTS HAVE JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE FIRST OF FOUR PLANNED COAST VILLAGE GUSTATORY EMPORIUMS IS ABOUT TO OPEN. CALLED FRANKLAND’S CRAB & CO., THEY’LL BE SERVING UP LOBSTER ROLLS, PEEL-AND-EAT SHRIMP, CLAM CHOWDER, FISH & CHIPS, RIDGEBACK SHRIMP, WILDCAUGHT CRAB, CLAMS AND OYSTERS, ALONG WITH TO-GO PICNIC BASKETS AND MORE BEGINNING FRIDAY, APRIL 6 (STORY ON PAGE 12)

Of Palms and Pathways

Channel Drive’s picturesque bike/walkway threatened by erosion and falling eucalyptus trees, p. 8 (Cover photo by Jakob Layman)

Black, Blue, and In Between

Soprano Julia Bullock channels Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, and Franz Schubert at Hahn Hall April 3, p. 21

Real Estate

Housing sales aren’t through the roof, but two treasures are available on Periwinkle and Las Entradas, p. 44

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5 Guest Editorial Upon assessing Montecito’s damage, Bob Hazard dissects what’s known, what we still don’t know, and proposes ways to alleviate future risks 6 Miscellany Fire chief Pat McElroy; Lynn Brittner moves on; SB Symphony; State Street Ballet; Lamborghini SUV; Oprah’s latest donation; SB Choral Society; A Chorus Line at Granada; Ellen DeGeneres with Brad Paisley; Katy Perry’s lawsuit; and Prince Harry 8 Letters to the Editor An assortment of missives from Journal readers including Jane Wood Orfalea, Mark Lorge, Michael Phillips, Dale Lowdermilk, Larry Bond, Susan St. John, Cathy Link, Heather Sage, Berna Keller, Atom Bergstrom, and James Powell 10 This Week Knit ‘N Needle; library closures; Brady Harris; fishermen’s market; treasure hunt; Easter egg hunt; church services; MA Land Use; tech class; MUS kindergarten night; poetry club; Walk & Roll; Spanish group; STEAM; Green Day; SB Music Club; Recovery group; art classes; brain fitness; story time; yoga; Italian; Carp art; Latin dance; plus wine and cheese; farmers market; Cars & Coffee; and French Tide Guide 12 Village Beat Frankland’s Crab & Co. opens April 6; Monecito Center news; sheriff’s blotter; and Montecito drought continues 14 Seen Around Town Lynda Millner reports on Tiara Ball 2018 at SB Cottage Hospital; and Dr. Ronald Latimer, who established a Visiting Professor of Surgery fund with Sansum Clinic 16 Your Westmont A $750K grant will complete remodeling of a science structure; and 14 graduating art majors to offer their capstone projects starting April 5 21 On Entertainment Steven Libowitz interviews Lucidity Festival co-founder Jonah Haas; soprano Julia Bullock; Let It Be at Granada; and magician Chuck Jones 22 On Law Attorney Steven Blum scrutinizes the government’s safety warnings – and lack thereof – when it comes to emergencies. SB County learned its lesson. 23 Brilliant Thoughts Dead or alive: Ashleigh Brilliant dissects the notion of NOW-ism and answers would-be questions about the religion or philosophy 24 Our Town Buddy Guy rocks the sold-out Granada Theater – as part of UCSB Arts & Lectures program – and Joanne Calitri chronicles the sound of music 26 Spirituality Matters Steven Libowitz interviews Bonnie and David Paul about freedom; vocal workshop; “Rays of the Stainless Vajra Moon”; and a summary of meetups 27 Legal Advertising 42 Calendar of Events SCAPE with Visions; John Kay and Mike Campbell; Met Opera; Grand Canyon; SOS “Personal Tales”; Yunte Huang; jazz at SOhO; and Brain Pickings 44 Real Estate Mark Hunt compares recent sales to those of 2017; he also explains current listings of what’s on the market on Periwinkle Lane and Las Entradas 46 Classified Advertising Our very own “Craigslist” of classified ads, in which sellers offer everything from summer rentals to estate sales 47 Local Business Directory Smart business owners place business cards here so readers know where to look when they need what those businesses offer

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Guest Editorial

by Bob Hazard

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Mr. Hazard is an associate editor of this paper and a former president of Birnam Wood Golf Club.

A Red-Flag Warning

s Montecito residents recover from their fifth mandatory evacuation since the start of the Thomas Wildfire, there is a growing frustration that the future fate of Montecito will not be resolved by a “Montecito Strong” community visioning plan of our own making, but by external forces outside this community’s span of control. Fifteen weeks have passed since the Thomas wildfire, which destroyed 10 of our neighbors’ and friends’ homes and damaged an additional 37. Eleven weeks have passed since the unprecedented January 9 Montecito debris flow, which took 23 lives, destroyed an additional 160 homes and businesses, and damaged some 340 more homes in Montecito, leaving them mostly uninhabitable.

What We Know for Sure

We know that the combined fire and mud-and-debris slide destroyed 170 homes and businesses while damaging another 377 in Montecito. A property tax reassessment could trigger a major drop in property valuations and future property tax collections. With only 3% of the county’s population, the County counts on Montecito to contribute 13% ($100 million) of its estimated $756 million in property tax collections. We know that since January 9, more than 50,000 truckloads of mud, boulders, rocks, trees, and debris have been removed from Montecito and Carpinteria, but we also know that the quantity of boulders and debris remaining on our hillsides is most certainly greater than the quantity that came down on January 9. We know that a re-occurrence could be triggered by a rainstorm of ½ inch per hour, an earthquake, or even earth tremors strong enough to dislodge a rockslide of boulders.

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Monte ito Miscellany by Richard Mineards

Richard covered the Royal Family for Britain’s Daily Mirror and Daily Mail, and was an editor on New York Magazine. He was also a national anchor on CBS, a commentator on ABC Network News, gossip on The Joan Rivers Show and Geraldo Rivera, host on E! TV, a correspondent on the syndicated show Extra, a commentator on the KTLA Morning News and Entertainment Tonight. He moved to Montecito 11 years ago.

Irish Eyes are Smiling

Retired fire chief Ed Kilduff, Brendan McElroy, and retired SB Fire Chief Pat McElroy

ew York’s legendary St. Patrick’s Day parade was a triple celebration for Santa Barbara fire chief Pat McElroy. Pat was marking his 65th birthday, his retirement after 36 years, and his 26-year-old son, Brendan, becoming a full-fledged firefighter in San Diego.

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“It was quite the day!” says Pat, who jetted to the Big Apple with his wife, Bonnie Kerwin, daughter Darcy, 29, son Duffy, 24, a graphic designer, Brendan and his girlfriend, Rachael Oczkus. It was the second consecutive year he had joined in the 1.5-mile parade

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Pat McElroy and wife Bonnie at last year’s St. Patrick’s Day parade

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LETTERS

TO THE EDITOR

If you have something you think Montecito should know about, or wish to respond to something you read in the Journal, we want to hear from you. Please send all such correspondence to: Montecito Journal, Letters to the Editor, 1206 Coast Village Circle, Suite H, Montecito, CA. 93108. You can also FAX such mail to: (805) 969-6654, or E-mail to jim@montecitojournal.net

Saving Channel Drive’s Walking/Bicycling Path

This giant eucalyptus tree fell onto Butterfly Beach, destroying for the second time in the past two years the fence that runs along the southern border of Channel Drive’s pathway around midnight this past weekend; had it fallen during the day, it likely would have crushed a car or...

ontecito‘s bike and walking paths are slipping into the ocean. Recent heavy rains are eroding the bike path’s retaining wall along Channel Drive. The path is now dramatically undermined; easily viewable from the beach. In various areas, huge sections of retaining cement walls, mounds of cliff-side mud and trees litter the sand. This week, a eucalyptus fell to the beach, breaking another section of a retaining wall, which was protecting a main storm drain. Several large palms also look ready to fall, with their roots largely exposed and no soil underneath them for support. Meanwhile, the number of encampments and camp fires grows – people living under the cliff. If you go down

Department of Public Works got on this situation quickly, but one can only imagine what would have happened to anyone or anything that found itself underneath this fallen giant

This lone euc is ready to fall any time and hangs precariously over the roof of the home on the property on the northeast side of Channel Drive and Butterfly Lane

does respond in such a timely fashion. I went out and snapped the accompanying photos, and as you can see, where there once (about two years ago) were five giant eucalyptus trees at the northwest corner of Channel Drive and Butterfly Lane, there are now but two. Fortunately for all, when those trees came down there was no one walking or bicycling in harm’s way. But, if those two eucs still standing are not taken down soon, there’s no telling who or what will be underneath as they come crashing to the ground. Additionally, across the way, on the northeast corner, there is another rather large euc leaning precipitously behind the fence on the parcel that, when it too comes down – as it will – is likely to land squarely on the roof of the house on the property. What Montecito needs is to dispatch

There were five large eucs standing here not long ago; two came down the same night a little over a year ago, and the middle one just fell this week; the other two will fall soon enough

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A Better Montecito?

I’m writing you in between evacuations to say I wholeheartedly agree with your recent editorial proposing that it’s time to take advantage of the horrific event of 1/9 to tackle the four redevelopment priorities you named (“A New Montecito,” MJ #24/10). One concern I have is, who would lead this monumental charge... and when? Secondly, lofty goals inevitably take considerable time to navigate through the bureaucratic approval arena. Meanwhile, Montecito will be in need of immediate design decisions, direction, and leadership for solving problems. My fear is that unless we as a community are pre-

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There is no land left under this section of the Channel Drive pathway; one more storm and it too is likely to be washed away

there, notice the two campfires and also the large third fire on the hillside of the bamboo. At 6:30 am, when I go, there are always multiple tents and sleeping bags set up. Jane Wood Orfalea Montecito (Editor’s note: Matt Dobberteen, with SB County Public Works, responded to Ms Orfalea’s above note quickly and definitively. “I will get a crew out to assess this immediately,” he wrote via email and followed up by informing Jane that he was “working with the Coastal Commission today,” but that he would “give them a heads up that we may need an emergency permit.” The next day, crews were out removing the trunk and concomitant debris from the downed tree. It’s good to see that someone with authority can and

an EDT (Eucalyptus Demolition Team), paid for with county funds and manned by county employees to bring down any and all eucalyptus trees on roadways and public land that pose a danger to vehicles and humans. It would be money well spent. – J.B.)

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This Week in and around Montecito

(If you have a Montecito event, or an event that concerns Montecito, please e-mail kelly@montecitojournal.net or call (805) 565-1860) THURSDAY, MARCH 29 Knit ‘N Needle Fiber art crafts (knitting, crochet, embroidery, and more) drop-in and meet-up for all ages at Montecito Library. When: 2 to 3 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 FRIDAY, MARCH 30 Libraries Closed All Santa Barbara Public Libraries are closed for Cesar Chavez Day. Brady Harris Band Former frontman for The Replacements-inspired Solid Goldsteins, Brady Harris’s solo career has diverged from his previous work into a sound altogether more indicative of his Texas roots. Bearing considerable vocal resemblance to

John Lennon, Harris crafts moody country-rock with a hard-pop edge. Strongly melodic with a confident wit, he combines well-traveled themes with stoic romanticism. When: 6 to 8 pm Where: The Barrel Room at Carr Winery, 414 N. Salsipuedes Street Cost: free admission, 21 & over SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Fishermen’s Market Every Saturday, get fresh fish and shellfish at unbeatable prices straight from local fishermen on the city pier next to Brophy’s restaurant. Buy fish whole or have it cleaned and filleted to order. Rockfish, lingcod, black cod, live rock crab, abalone, sea urchin (uni), and more are available weekly, rain or shine. When: 6 am Where: Harbor Way Info: www.cfsb.info/sat

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features an array of salads fresh from the garden, a selection of seafood options, traditional brunch items, and a selection of desserts. When: 10:30 am to 2:30 pm Where: 800 Alvarado Place Cost: $105 per person for adults and $45 per person for children under the age of 12 Info: 845-5800 TUESDAY, APRIL 3 Montecito Association Land Use Committee The Montecito Association is committed to preserving, protecting, and enhancing the semi-rural residential character of Montecito; today the Land Use Committee meets to discuss upcoming projects. When: 4 pm Where: Montecito Hall, 1469 East Valley Road WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 Free Tech Class at Montecito Library iPads and iPhones are versatile devices capable of countless useful functions, but many of these remain a mystery to their owners. The Montecito branch of the Santa Barbara Public Library System will be offering free workshops demonstrating various tips and tricks to help users get more from their Apple mobile devices. Everyone is invited to bring along his or her iPad and iPhone along with any questions. Users of all levels are welcome. When: 1 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: (805) 969-5063 Kindergarten Welcome Night Montecito Union School welcomes its newest students and parents. When: 6 to 7 pm Where: MUS Auditorium, 385 San Ysidro Road Info: www.montecitou.org

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shrimp, clam chowder, and good times with loved ones. The breezy menu highlights Santa Barbara seafood such as local ridgeback shrimp, wild-caught crab, and clams and oysters, served raw, steamed, fried, or whipped with butter in house-baked brioche sandwiches. The casual all-day eatery reinvents the classics including Fish & Chips, which comprise a filet of wild-caught branzino battered in Scrimshaw brew, “Chowda,” which features a stock made from a variety of shellfish, with house-cured bacon, crab, lobster and prawns, Fried Local Oysters & Clams, and Mary’s Fried Chicken Roll, topped with a tangy giardinera. For dessert, Margarita’s Homemade Ice Cream Sandwich will be on rotation. To drink, homemade root beer on draft, fresh lemonade, and iced tea are given the option to be spiked with mini bottles of premium gin, vodka, tequila, and other spirits. A house keg

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on display allows for easy pints and pitchers of rotating local beers, while a selection of individual wine cans showcase favorites from the region. Customers will order at a walk-up counter; wooden tables and multiple counter spots are available for seating, or food can be taken to go. The restaurant will also put together picnic baskets for an easy grab-and-go option for beachside snacking. Later this summer, two additional concepts by the restaurant group will be unveiled: Margarita’s Snacks, which will feature ice cream cones and sweets, and The Monarch, the all-day eatery located off the lobby. A fine dining concept, called Silver Bough, is also in the works, with plans to open later this year. “We are very excited for Phillip and Margarita to bring their dining concepts to the Montecito Inn. Their culinary vision is exactly what we’ve been looking to implement at the hotel for years, and we believe it is exactly what our community and visitors are craving,” said Jason Copus, who co-owns and runs the inn with his brothers, Jim and Danny. The restaurant is opening later than planned, as the inn was closed for nearly two months following the January 9 debris flow, while the Copus family and crew cleaned up from extensive damage. The 90-year-

old historic hotel boasts a new exterior marble driveway, new grand entrance doors, new carpeting, new paint, and a newly landscaped garden, which includes a planter surrounded by 23 stones, in honor of the 23 lives lost on January 9. Frankland’s Crab & Co. will be open daily from 11 am to 10 pm; no reservations needed. For take-out orders or more information, visit www.frankla ndscrabandcompany.com. For more information about Montecito Inn, visit www.montecitoinn.com.

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Three weeks after opening on Coast Village Circle, the Montecito Center for Preparedness, Recovery, and Rebuilding – dubbed “the Montecito Center – is living up to its mission of being a key source of support, information, and resources for those needing access to services and information related to the recovery and rebuilding process. Last week (MJ #24/12), we told you about the 805 Conservation Collective, a group of volunteers helping residents salvage and preserve personal items damaged from the mud who set up a “pop-up lab” at the Montecito Center. Now, the center

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Tiara Ball 2018

by Lynda Millner

More of the Tiara Ball committee: Leslie Ridley-Tree, chair Alex Nourse, Virginia Barkley, Katy Bazylewicz, Betsy Turner, Margaret Wilkinson, and Lynn Nakasone

Part of the Tiara Ball committee: Gerd Jordano, chair Alex Nourse, Mary Werft, Lisa Iscovich, Magda Stayton, and Mari McAlister

s president and CEO of Cottage Health, Ron Werft said in the invitation to the Tiara Ball 2018, “In light of the impact of the Thomas Fire and Montecito mudslide on our community, the Tiara Ball committee struggled with whether to continue with plans for the event made prior to the storm.” They also felt a strong need to come together as a community and to thank those who have helped in so many ways. The

evening was in honor of first responders and caregivers. The ball was also a benefit for Critical Care Services at Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital. The theme was tiaras, of course, masks and black tie with everyone wearing black and white. The RitzCarlton Bacara ballroom never looked better with its contemporary stunning black and white decor. Overhead were giant balls of various shapes and patterns hanging down. The tables either

Brian King and Leslie Ridley-Tree arriving at the Tiara Ball

Shaun and Betsy Cleary with president/CEO of Cottage Ron Werft at the Tiara Ball

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had black sequin tablecloths or blackand-white polka dot ones. There were mannequins peering down at us from the small balconies. I loved the crystal chandelier candelabra centerpieces. And then there were roses. Committee chair Alex Nourse and Ron Werft told the 515 attendees that Cottage treated 28 trauma patients the day of the mudslide and all survived. Cottage has 500 employees in Ventura who began to have to take a boat trip that took one hour and 45 minutes to get to work because the 101 was closed. The Tiara Ball began in 2005 and has since raised $4,659,862 to help treat thousands of adults and children

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who are critically ill or injured. The table sponsors were all soldout early. As Leslie Ridley-Tree said, “Thank you to Cottage and to all the first responders who came together in such an extraordinary way to support our friends and neighbors. I have never been more proud to be a part of this beautiful community.” Registered nurse Katina Etsell pointed out, “ How blessed we are to have world class medicine in our own backyards.” In the program we heard from Brett Wilson, M.D., medical director of Emergency Department Services and Stephen Kaminski, M.D., medical director of Trauma Services described as “no ordinary days.” “At 4:45 a.m., the first debris flow survivors arrived at our hospitals. Soon, there were hundreds of 911 calls for immediate aid, and our disaster protocol laws were activated. The patients arrived by any means possible: American Medical Response, Santa Barbara Count Sheriff’s Office, the Santa Barbara 29 March – 5 April 2018

Heather Taylor and Thomas Rollerson (founder of the Dream Foundation)

Police Department, Montecito Fire Departments, U.S. Coast Guard, and the National Guard. The night crew of techs, nurses, and doctors stayed throughout the day and powered on saving lives. Staff held patients’ hands, provided emotional support, and helped locate families and missing persons.” Board chair Steve Ainsley told the audience, “Cottage has never been closed since 1891.” Out of 450 hospitals, it is rated number two. The evening began with cocktails, canapés, and great photo ops because of all the masks. Happily, there was no silent or live auction. In the ballroom, the band Impulse was doing their thing. They were there to end the evening so all could dance. To name a few of those party patrons: Betsy and John Moller, Leslie and Peter MacDougall, Ed and Sue Birch,

Christine and Robert Emmons, Fred Brander (who donated wines) and son Nick, Lori Luhnow from the SB Police Department, sheriff Bill Brown, and Linda Yawitz, who sponsored a table for surgical and Montecito residents. Board members attending were Dorothy Largay, Wayne Rosling, Jim and Susan Deacon, Dr. Richard Ponce and Susan, and Dr. Mark Scott and Stefanie. Cottage is a not-for-profit, community-owned teaching hospital whose principle is that no one will be turned away because of inability to pay. If you would like to be a benefactor, please call (805) 879-8980 or email givetocottage@sbch.org.

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Dr. Ronald G. Latimer and Sansum Clinic established the Visiting Professor of Surgery Endowment Fund. For one week every year for the past seven years, an outstanding surgeon has been invited to Santa Barbara to further educate our local surgeons about his or her specialty. The premier sponsor has been Cottage Health System and various other donors. The endowment fund provides monies to underwrite expenses to host these doctors. In 2012, Sansum

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gave $500,000 in 2003 for new science equipment for Winter Hall for science and mathematics and to upgrade the Westmont Observatory. The Fletcher Jones Foundation was established in 1968 by Fletcher Jones, cofounder of Computer Sciences Corporation, a worldwide leader in business technology. Following his untimely death in 1972, the foundation received the bulk of his estate. The primary mission of the foundation has been and continues to be the support of private, independent degree-granting institutions of higher education in California.

ed a $750,000 grant for the first phase of improvements inside Whittier, which opened in 1985. “The grants from the Fletcher Jones Foundation have transformed the college’s ability to recruit top students and offer innovative and engaging collaborative learning experiences,” president Gayle D. Beebe says. “The renovations will equip science majors to work in the laboratory and conduct independent research, helping them cultivate the scientific reasoning, collaboration, and communication skills required for success in the sciences.” Since 1984, Fletcher Jones Foundation has given Westmont more than $4.6 million. “Undergraduate research is a hallmark of a Westmont education,” says provost Mark Sargent. “Students gain extensive lab and fieldwork experience through teaching laboratories and a variety of off-campus opportunities. The college also sponsors two student research symposiums each year, where students report their findings.” In 2012, Westmont installed a new Nuclear Magnetic Resonance spectrometer in Whittier thanks to a $383,000 grant from the Fletcher Jones Foundation. The 400-MHz spectrometer allows researchers to peer into the molecular world and determine the structure of molecules. In 2007, the Fletcher Jones Foundation awarded $1 million toward the creation of the college’s first endowed chair in the social sciences, which rotated to Chandra Mallampalli, professor of history, in 2018. Westmont received a $500,000 gift from Fletcher Jones Foundation in 2005 for the Gaede Institute for the Liberal Arts, promoting the continued vitality of the liberal arts tradition in American higher education. The Fletcher Jones Foundation

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Fourteen graduating art majors will offer their capstone art projects, which span painting, drawing, printmaking, fiber sculpture, digital prints, welding, assemblage, and a charcoal animation from April 5 to May 5 at the Westmont Ridley-Tree Museum of Art. A free, public opening reception for “Degrees of Separation: Westmont Graduate Exhibition” is Thursday, April 5 from 4 to 6 pm at the museum. “The range of content for artwork stems from the student’s investigation into themes that have emerged during their education at Westmont,” says Nathan Huff, assistant professor of art. “The students jointly came up with the exhibition title ‘Degrees of Separation’, which acknowledges both the collective experience that they have journeyed as art majors at Westmont and also celebrates the unique visions that each artist explores in the context of the show.” Concepts include concerns about social justice, stewardship of the environment, and encourage empathetic viewing of another person or perspective. “There are works that explore the personal nature of faith, some that disclose individual hardship, and others that attempt to challenge societal norms,” Huff says. “Each spring, I look forward to celebrating the hard work, developed skill, and sincere vision from our graduating seniors.” The artists include Rianne Banuelos, Mikayla Fish, April Harper, Janna Jensen, Erika Lee, Izzi Mata, Makayla Monahan, Nicole Nicodemus, Meredith Olson, Frannie Richardson, Chelsea Roberts, Ian Stephenson, Nathan Tarr, and Daniel Thiel. Ken and Francie Jewesson are sponsoring the exhibition. The museum is open Monday through Friday from 10 am to 4 pm and 11 am to 5 pm on Saturdays. It is closed Sundays and on college holidays. For more information, please visit www.westmontmuseum.org or contact the museum at (805) 5656162. •MJ 29 March – 5 April 2018

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Special Thanks to Our Donors Sansum Clinic and the Cancer Foundation of Santa Barbara would like to thank our donors for ushering us into a new era of cancer care with the opening of the Ridley-Tree Cancer Center.

$10,000,000+

Lady Leslie Ridley-Tree

$5,000,000 – $9,999,999 Cancer Foundation of Santa Barbara

$2,500,000 – $4,999,999

Virgil Elings, PhD • Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital Foundation The Wolf Family Foundation

$1,000,000 – $2,499,999

Roger K. Bower • Jim & Wendy Drasdo • Hugh & Hunter Foster Family Anna & David Grotenhuis • Judy & Jeff Henley • Jurkowitz Family • William & Nancy Kimsey Shirley & Seymour Lehrer & The Lehrer Family Foundation • Lillian & Jon* Lovelace Dr. Nancy O’Reilly & Daughters Lauren, Leigh & Ragan • Sansum Clinic • Maryan Schall Elaine Stepanek Foundation, Trust & Estate

$500,000 – $999,999

Bossé Foundation • Haigh Estate • Ann Jackson Family Foundation • Herbert & Elaine Kendall The Lyons Family • Dale Marquis • Mosher Foundation • The RoKe Foundation • Tippy & Eric Schulte

$250,000 – $499,999

Victor Atkins • The Bollag Family • G.L. Bruno Associates • Les & Zora Charles Harchalk Estate • Hutton-Parker Foundation • Outhwaite Foundation • Santa Barbara Foundation Ann & Ken Stinson • Williams-Corbett Foundation • Otis Williams Trust • Ron & Betty Ziegler

$100,000 – $249,999

Christopher & Anita Anderson • Bitsy & Denny Bacon • Lee Bacon • Leslie & Philip Bernstein • Sharon & David Bradford Change A Life Foundation • Dougherty Trust • Errett-Fisher Foundation • Julie & Bill Esrey • The Hunter Foster Family Felicie & Paul Hartloff • Vicki & Bob Hazard • Joan & Robert Hollman • Jackie Inskeep • The Kemmerer Family Foundation Eralda Kogan Charitable Remainder Trust • Christy & George Kolva • Fred & Joyce Lukas • Jim & Alicia McFarlane Susan & William McKinley • William & Jocelyne Meeker • Carolyn & Art Merovick • The Merovick Family (W. S. Farish Fund) Val & Bob Montgomery • The Ogle Family • Bobbie & Gerry Rubin • Alison Wrigley & Geoffrey Claflin Rusack John & Randi Sanger • Snider Foundation • Mary Lynn & Warren Staley • Judy Stanton* • Carole & Sebastiano Sterpa Alice Tweed Tuohy Foundation

$50,000 – $99,999

Jeffrey & Margo Baker Barbakow • Tim & Ginny Bliss • Kelly & Hugh Boss • James S. Bower Foundation • Tim & Louise Casey • Bob Christie Dan & Diane Gainey • Albert & Caroline Gazin • Howard & Nancy Gilmore • Joe & Beverly Hardin • Jim & Chana Jackson • Janeway Foundation Kenneth & Frances Jewesson • Mithun Foundation • Montecito Bank & Trust • Ron & Susan Morrow • Bob & Lynn Nakasone • QAD Bobbie & Eddie Rosenblatt • Selby* & Diane Sullivan • Anne Smith Towbes • Turpin-Allebrand Families • Jack Votey

$25,000 – $49,999

Brier & Kent Allebrand • Patricia Aoyama & Chris Kleveland • B & B Foundation • Don & Susan Bennett Family Fund • Ed & Sue Birch Barbara Clark • Michael & Marni Cooney • Robert & Christine Emmons • Dennis & Frederika Emory • Roberta & Stan Fishman Dan & Debbie Gerber • Robert & Nancy Gregory • Bob & Robyn Howard-Anderson • Sarah & Fred Kass • David Keller • Bill & Marian Nasgovitz Regina & Rick Roney • Rick & Carolyn Scott • Jim & Ingrid Shattuck • Candace Waldron • Dr. Tom & Diane Weisenburger

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Over $48 Million Raised! $10,000 – $24,999

Anonymous • Peter & Becky Adams • Cooper Allebrand • Ellery Allebrand • Bonnie Baas • Brent & Sue Bickett • Jill & John C. Bishop, Jr. • Peter & Kati Buehler • Tom Campbell • Catherine Cavaletto • Tom & Christy Condon – Condon Family Foundation • Janet & Richard Danehy, Sr. • Sheila & Jim Davidson • Reece & Christine Duca • Tom and Nancy Elsaesser Foundation • Nayda Escalera • Jan Everote • David & Monica Fishman • Don & Kristen Galloway • Bill Hepp • Kurt & Pamela Stafford Huffman • Shari & George Isaac • Brian Johnson • Gertrude Johnson • Todd & Donna Jones • Dennis & Katharine Jorgensen • Rebecca & Charles Kaye • Tom Kenny & Susan McMillan • The Kunkel Family • The Lawrence Family • Elizabeth Leddy • Judy Little • Donald R. Logan • Don & Rose* Louie • The Lucky Fund • Calvin & Phyllis Marble • Kathleen Mayes • Julie & Steve McGovern • Steve & Nicole McHugh • Kay McMillan • Tim & Cindy Metzinger • Gene Miller & Sharyne Merritt • Jim & Mary Morouse • Roger & Almeda Morrison • Julie & Jack* Nadel • The Neary Family • The Nissenson Family Fund • Richard Nordlund • Walter Orso & Family • Jany & Dick Pearson • Constance & James Pollak • Elizabeth Rand & Family • Dr. & Mrs. Kurt N. Ransohoff • Julie & George Rusznak • Mark Shipp/HUB International • Kimberly Schizas & Mark Linehan • Nancy Schlosser • Scott Family Foundation • George & Sally Serpa • Herbert Simon Family Foundation • Ellen & Rick Stein • Dr. Warren & Heather Suh • Francis & Helga Sulger • W. Pendleton & Mary Alice* Tudor • Union Bank • United Way of Santa Barbara County • Nicholas & Patricia Weber • Richard & Frederica Welch • John Wilke • Harold Williams* & Nancy Englander

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Anonymous (3) • Edward & Linda Aasted • Mark & Caroline Abate • Ross & Mary Adams • Melanie & Joseph Allen • Mark Alvarez • Cindy Ambriz-Gasser • American Riviera Bank • Youngmi An • Jose & Maria Andrade • Marc Appleton & Joanna Kerns • James N. Arabian & Mary B. Rogers • Meredith Armienti • Lee & Sheila Asseo • George & Gage Azelickis • Alison Baistorcchi • Col. & Mrs. Michael Baker • Margery Baragona & Jim Wilson • Charles Bargiel • Rona Barrett • Diane Baskin • Dr. Robert & Esther Baum • Joan Bennett Family Fund • Alan & Marilyn Bergman • Dr. Jonathan & Stephanie Berkowitz • Rodney Berle • Helen Bernson • Michael & Shannon Bernstein • Jack & Marguerite Bianchi • Linda Bird • Marcus & Nancy Bird • Jennifer Blankenbeckler • Gill & Linda Blonsley • Geoff & Polly Bloomingdale • Lindsay Blount, MD • Dr. David & Joan Bohn • John & Pamela Bond • Blanca Bordas • David & Louise Borgatello • Beverly & Peter Borneman • Marc & Carol Borowitz & Rincon Events • Boulder Associates • Paul Bowron • Brittany Braden • Bragg Crane & Rigging • Merna Braun • Kelley & Bill Brennan • Joyce Brisby • Susie Briseno • Brittingham Family Foundation • Helen Brown • Judy Senning-Brown & Willie Brown • Lois & Sonny Brown • William Brown & Helen Ines • Michele & Arnold Brustin • Bob & Patty Bryant • Karl & Katherine Burrelsman • Marcy Burton • Nigel & Connie Buxton • Jack & Karen Byers • Annette & Dr. Richard Caleel • Tom & Karen Carey • Dr. David & Sarah Carlson • Stephanie & Dana Carlyle • Dr. Lillian Carson • Vic Castanon • Fee Chang • Cecily Chavez • Drs. 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Garufis • Dianne & Ray Gateley • Carol Geer • John Gehret • Ben & Dorothy Georges • John & Elizabeth Gerig • David & Anne Gersh • Arnold Gilberg, MD, PhD • Marilyn Gilbert • Gilead Sciences • Dolores Gillmore • Carmine & Dolores Giorgio • Gail Goldmuntz • Ann Goodrich • Ruth & David Green • Dr. Dan Greenwald & Anita Presser • Suzanne Gregory • Sharon Grix • Pamela Grossman • Mukul Gupta, MD & Bindu Kamal, MD • Norm & Jane Habermann • Terry & Tessa Hamermesh • Dru A. 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Bruce Ostermann • Kay Ostermann’s Family & Friends • Jeff Overeem • Peter & Shelley Overgaag • Dr. William & Jennifer Pace • Nancy Palke • Anastasia Patchick • Phoebe & Jack Patterson • Pearson Automobile Co. • Drs. Juliet & Brandon Penn • Terry Perkins • Jean Perloff • Rosemary Peters • Tricia Peters • Donald & Doris Peterson • Eugene Peterson* & Nancy Darrow • Peterson Family • Carol & Jeff Petrini • Kenneth Pettit • Roger & Diana Phillips • Ann Picciuto & Rick Gehrke • Meriann Plamondon • Mike Poley & Family • Laura Polito • Alan Porter & Brenda Blalock • Cherry Post • Dr. Pamela Post • Don & Linda* Pratt • Sheila & Thomas Prendiville • Joan & David Price • Cliff & Jan Purcell • Martha Purl • David & Lisa Raphael • Amy Rauch • Barry & Margaret Reis • Joshua Reis • Morgan Reis • Erica Reynolds’ Family & Friends • Doris & Donald Ribble • George & Marlene Riemer • Rebecca Riskin* • Victoria Riskin & David W. 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Genevieve Wu • Carolyn & Phil Wyatt • Grace & Edward Yoon • Eric Zahm & Stacey Geldin • Jane Zonka • Patricia Zucherman • Neil & Karla Zuehlke *Deceased

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EDITORIAL (Continued from page 5)

We know that the entire Montecito community has been officially designated as being located within either the Red zone, Yellow zone, or Grey Burn zone. We know that homeowner insurance and flood insurance underwriters will take these designations seriously in deciding whether to continue to serve this market, or massively raise rates for declared Extreme-Risk and High-Risk zones. We know that existing Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) flood maps for Montecito are no longer valid. Survey markers have been dislodged by the debris flow, making it impossible to identify property lot lines. Creek channels have widened and land elevations have been dramatically distorted. FEMA and the County are working to create an “interim flood hazard-recovery map” to assess where and how high water and debris are expected to flow in the future. This mapping will take at least three months, with the earliest forecast for a June 15, 2018, completion date. We know that the Army Corp of Engineers on an emergency permit came in right after the January 9 event to clean, widen, and deepen our creek channels, remove public mud at FEMA’s expense, and create greater channel capacity for future flows. We know that made us feel somewhat safer from subsequent rain events. We also know that the Army Corp of Engineers pulled out on February 20 when the County Board of Supervisors failed to renew their federal emergency permit. Additional efforts by the corps to provide vital new or enlarged protective debris basins, build temporary bridges, fund the removal of mud on private property, clear the channels, or install emergency bridges would require a new permit, a difficult task in a non-catastrophic emergency environment.

What We Do Not Know

We do not know when the next mandatory evacuation will come, nor how many evacuations our community will have to endure in the near future. We do not know whether the next storm will be contained in the same creek channels, or cut new channels, or fan out to flood areas where no flooding has gone before. By far, the biggest unknown, and the one that has to be addressed before any new rebuilding permits are issued, is how we can mitigate the threat of another storm-induced disaster. This question, quite frankly, is hard to answer, both from practical and economic perspectives.

Mitigating the Threat

Proposed solutions to mitigate our current risk range from additional dredging of wider and deeper creek channels by the Army Corps of Engineers to hydro-mulching in the fire-denuded hillsides, to controlled burns of dead and damaged vegetation, avalanche-style dynamiting or blasting of rock outcroppings, to steel and titanium retention nets or the addition of more and larger man-made debris basins.

Saving Lives, Saving Property

In January, the Carpinteria Coastal View News reported that there was no flooding from Santa Monica or Franklin creeks into Carpinteria, despite the same heavy rain that Montecito received, thanks to the Santa Monica debris basin that lies just north of Foothill Road. The Santa Monica Creek debris basin can be considered the “Crown Jewel” of the Santa Barbara Flood Control District for its

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successful prevention of flowing mud, tree trunks, utility poles and boulders, tumbling down creeks, blocking bridges. The massive 208,000-cubic-yards Santa Monica Debris Basin was built as part of a project conceived in the 1970s and early ‘80s by the federal Natural Resources Conservation Service. It was constructed after major flooding within the Franklin and Santa Monica watersheds in Carpinteria in 1969. The Santa Monica Creek catch basin did its job, saving urban Carpinteria from the deadly January 9 debris flow. According to Tom Fayram, Santa Barbara County deputy director of Public Works for Flood Control, “The basin filled to an estimated 50 feet deep with material that would otherwise have rushed to the ocean. The basin did spill, but the overflow was absorbed in the creek bed and the salt marsh, the last line of defense before hitting the City of Carpinteria.”

Debris Basins in Montecito

There are seven small debris basins located above Montecito on the San Ysidro Creek, Montecito Creek, Cold Spring Creek, Romero Creek, and three on Toro Creek. None is as large, or as sophisticated, as the 208,000-cubicyards Santa Monica Debris Basin in Carpinteria. By way of reference, a single dump-truck load holds roughly 10 cubic yards of mud and debris. According to the “Final Updated Debris Basin Maintenance and Removal Plan” for Santa Barbara County approved in June 2017, six months before our twin disasters, Montecito’s San Ysidro and Cold Spring debris basins were already scheduled for closure to satisfy those friends of the fish who say the debris basins, built 54-years ago by guess who – the Army Corps of Engineers – are endangering non-existent steelhead trout, which someday may reappear in the ocean and decide to swim up our dry creek channels to spawn, despite the fact that our creeks usually contain no water and definitely no fish. Rather than close Montecito’s basins, the best solution may be to greatly expand the debris basins north of Montecito as the most cost-efficient way of mitigating future life-threatening debris flows in Montecito. The construction of larger new debris basins in Montecito would need to be endorsed by committed environmentalists to avoid CEQA lawsuits. Federal funding of such a project may be difficult to procure right now.

Rebuilding in Montecito

County officials will soon be forced to make a critical choice between fast-tracking a rebuilding process in what has now been labeled an “Extreme-Risk” Zone as a way to help distressed homeowners get back into their endangered homes, or refusing to grant re-building permits in “Extreme-Risk” areas. Rebuilding permits will most certainly be denied in creek beds that have now widened from 10 feet to 200 feet or on adjacent creek banks with appropriate setbacks. Will rebuilding be permitted in extreme danger Red Zones near creeks that flow out to alluvial plains such as Montecito Oaks, Tiburon Lane, San Leandro Lane, the Santa Barbara Biltmore, or Bonnymede? Could FEMA refuse to offer flood insurance, and simply ban all rebuild plans in the entire newly remapped FEMA “ExtremeRisk” Red Zone of Montecito? We will not have a clue or a say for at least the next three months. Where does that leave homeowners living in rentals but who want to regain some control over their lives in the next five years? One option could be to settle their insurance claims by accepting an insurance payout for their home and its contents. If FEMA declares their parcel “unbuildable,” the value of their land would probably go to zero. No one in government has made any decisions, except to tell homeowners whose homes have been destroyed to move slowly, prolonging homeowner anxiety and lengthening their inability to plan their future. We are all awaiting the re-mapping from FEMA. The county has no money to take private land through “eminent domain.” An alternative might be the creation of a government charitable land trust where homeowners donate their land to the trust and in return receive a charitable tax deduction for the value of the land. Lawyers call this “inverse condemnation” or “regulatory taking,” in which government takes private property on the basis of a government regulation, such as refusing a rebuilding permit in an “Extreme Risk” zone. Accumulated parcels, owned by the government, could then be converted to public use. All of which leaves a great number of Montecito homeowners, at least for the short-term, completely up in the air. Unfortunately, County leaders making future decisions are rarely Montecito residents. What’s at stake here is no less than the future fate of Montecito. It is important that actual Montecito stakeholders be part of determining that future. •MJ

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29 March – 5 April 2018

On Entertainment Embodying Emotions, Bullock Beguiles

by Steven Libowitz

ritics have been tripping over themselves to find fresh metaphors and more to describe soprano Julia Bullock’s considerable gifts and her depth of emotional delivery. Discerning local song lovers have already had the pleasure of experiencing her extended talents in person twice in the last couple of years, as she sang “Somewhere” with the New York Philharmonic in the 2015 concert at the Santa Barbara Bowl and tackled a world premiere portraying Josephine Baker in a piece by jazz composer Tyshawn Sorey the following summer in Ojai, where she also took on Kaija Saariaho’s La passion de Simone. On Tuesday, April 3, Montecito music lovers encounter even more magic from the enterprising singer as Bullock makes her Santa Barbara recital debut at Hahn Hall with a program that ranges from Schubert, Samuel Barber, and Fauré to blues-jazz songs by Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, and Alberta Hunter. Bullock talked about her approach, accomplishments, and choices over the phone earlier this week. Q. Your program is unusual for an opera singer/art song recital, full of bluesjazz from the 20s and 30s and other rare material. Considering your career so far, this looks like more genre-busting. A. Because I didn’t grow up listening to classical music, the qualities I look for, and the goals/values I have as a singer, aren’t wrapped into a particular genre. It’s more about how direct can you be? Are you making clear statements? I still identify as a classical singer – that’s the technique and discipline I practice every day. But I just want to be able to use my voice and apply it to whatever material I feel I can communicate authentically. There also seems to be a focus on material by or at least for women. Was that a conscious choice? For the blues set, it came from researching the idea of a black-andblue album, with Harlem Renaissance material, and things linking to my hometown, St. Louis. I found a lot of recordings I loved, and when I looked, I discovered that many of the songs I was most thrilled by were actually written by women. They had a real fierceness, and there was a social and sexual liberation bursting out of these songs. I felt very empowered and excited to try to get that material into my body. Oftentimes in classical, 29 March – 5 April 2018

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women are portrayed as masked in sexuality but not expressing it outright. With Nina Simone, she shifted from going with blues standards to being on a path of talking about the black American experience as a pretty fearless woman. These voices give me an opportunity to live in these parts of myself that otherwise might make people quite uncomfortable. So singing isn’t just about delivering the message for others but also embodying energies for yourself? Yeah, it’s about letting them move through me. While there are certain things you have to channel and refine depending on the material because you can’t fit everything you are into every moment, I also don’t want to abandon or cut out parts of myself. Thinking of Leontyne Price, there was a pressure to always present herself as the most dignified person on the planet. I went through a phase of feeling that myself. But even that thought started cutting off my ability to be true to the material, because it’s just not how I experience life, or even how I hear music. It’s multi-tiered. There are a lot of things being tapped. Not all of it is refined and beautiful. Some is quite ugly and aggressive. I’m willing to go there and give that to people. I’m also wondering how has the Black Lives Matter and #MeToo movements might show up in your work.

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On Law by Steven A. Blum Steven A. Blum received a law degree from Yale Law School in 1987 and has practiced real estate litigation, specializing in landslides, over the past 30 years in law firms big and small. He lives in Montecito and his website is www.cal-landslidelaw. com. He is a partner of Blum Collins LLP.

Here’s the Emergency: Government’s Failure to Warn in an Emergency

n March 22 at 5:19 a.m., Santa Barbara County officials issued emergency phone alerts and calls to evacuate Montecito residents. “Flash flood watch in effect for SB County. Leave now if you are still in evac/burn areas.” The County sent the alert as soon as rains started pummeling Southern California. They used a federal emergency system that sends mass AmberAlert style messages to cellphones. They also had issued an evacuation map that clearly defined the areas affected by the evacuation order. The County clearly learned from its earlier mistakes. In the days before the deadly January 9 mudslides, County officials released conflicting evacuation instructions that left some hardhit neighborhoods out of the warning zone. The County Sheriff’s Office posted a list of voluntary and mandatory evacuation areas on Facebook and

linked to the list from its website. But a separate map on the County’s main website included a larger evacuation zone that comprised dozens of homes not covered by the sheriff’s list. At least a dozen of the people killed in the January 9 mudslides lived in areas that were covered by the County’s evacuation map but not included in the sheriff’s list. Santa Barbara County emergency officials acknowledged the discrepancy. “Regrettably, however, also 30 hours prior to the storm’s arrival, I approved a press release and Facebook post that had discrepancies with the western boundary of our intended voluntary evacuation area,” Robert Lewin, San Barbara County’s director of the Office of Emergency Management, said in a statement. To make matters worse, the County did not send out emergency alerts to cellphones until 3:50 am on January 9 after the mudslides had already

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The broadest immunity is for discretionary acts and omissions of public employees The Tort Claims Act carved out an exception to sovereign immunity in order to allow suits in a limited number of actions. The Tort Claims Act also includes a long list of immunities that protect the sovereign State, its employees, and other public entities from being sued. The broadest immunity is for the discretionary acts and omissions of public employees. The availability of immunity turns on whether the public employee’s act or omission was an exercise of discretion at the planning rather than operational level of governmental decision-making. For example, there would be no

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It will be interesting to see if someone argues that the County delayed warning residents of imminent danger so that it could first issue a self-serving declaration of a state of emergency. Was the declaration a mere contrivance to protect the County from liability for failing to timely warn residents in the hours before the state of emergency was actually declared? Half of the sheriff’s job is to chase criminals. The other half is to be prepared for disasters – earthquake, fire, and flooding high on the list. If there are no consequences for failing to do one’s job, this creates what economists and public policy wonks call a moral hazard. Taking risks because someone else bears the costs of those risks. If the County failed to do its job and lives were lost, is there a legal remedy? The courts may have to decide this issue, depending on what Montecito residents and their lawyers find out in their investigation. Over the longer term, legislative reforms may be necessary to ensure that residents can recover compensation for a local government’s inadequate or negligent emergency response. And then there’s the ballot box. This is the seventh in a series of MJ articles about the law and the Montecito mudslides. You can read the first six articles on montecitojournal.net, volume 24, issues 4-10 or email: blum@blumcollins.com. •MJ 29 March – 5 April 2018

Brilliant Thoughts by Ashleigh Brilliant Born London, 1933. Mother Canadian. Father a British civil servant. World War II childhood spent mostly in Toronto and Washington, D.C. Berkeley PhD. in American History, 1964. Living in Santa Barbara with wife Dorothy since 1973. No children. Best-known for his illustrated epigrams, called “Pot-Shots”, now a series of 10,000. Email ashleigh@west.net or visit www.ashleighbrilliant.com

No Thought for the Morrow

ometimes, staying alive seems too high a price to pay for the privilege of not being dead. Nevertheless, people find ways to cope, including comforting mantras such as “This too shall pass.” One ubiquitous expression advises us to “Take one day at a time.” I satirized this earnest injunction with an epigram which became the title of one of my books: I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME – BUT SOMETIMES SEVERAL DAYS ATTACK ME AT ONCE. The trouble is that even one day can contain so many difficulties that the only answer seems to be further subdivision of time. That approach, however, contains its own bag of worms, because, no matter how small the pieces you try to chop time into, you still have a divisible segment. Even as teenager, I wrestled with this problem, and came up with what I thought then was an original concept, which I called a “Time-Atom” – i.e., the smallest possible length of time – within which there could be no movement or change. (Having no Google then to disabuse me, I didn’t know I’d been anticipated in this concept by Friedrich Nietzsche in 1873, 60 years before my birth.) But only recently, I’ve conceived a new twist on this idea – which even Google seems unable to pre-empt. Have you ever seen one of those clock-faces on which, instead of each of the standard 12 numerals, there is the little word “Now”? Of course, we’re all aware of the paradox that, no matter how time seems to pass, it’s really always now. And unlike a time-atom (since even atoms can be split), NOW has no duration at all. So there’s no time or space whatever between one “Now” and the next. It occurs to me that a whole philosophy or religion could have this beautiful truth as its basis. And I have a name for it: NOW-ism. No doubt, this will immediately prompt you to ask some legitimate questions, which I will try to answer. (1) How would a belief in NOW-ism affect a person’s life, behavior, and outlook? Answer: A Nowist considers what we call Past and Future equally unreal. He (or, of course, she) accepts such terms as “Today” and “the Present” only as convenient conventions. (2) If there is only now, how is it possible to make plans for the future? 29 March – 5 April 2018

Answer: Imagining the future, and attempting to shape it, can all be part of the Post-Past and Pre-Future. (3) What has become of all previous Nows? Answer: Your question reminds me of the epitaph of Sir Christopher Wren in London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral, of which he was the architect. It says in Latin, “Si monumentum requiris, circumspice” – which means “If you seek his monument, look about you.” The legacies of all past Nows are embodied in the Now you are currently experiencing. If you want to know what happened to all previous Nows, look about you. (4) Do Nowists believe in God? Answer: The Theology of Nowism embraces a wide variety of deities, including mathematics, cosmology, and nuclear physics. (5) Are there any particular characteristics associated with Nowists? Answer: Nowists tend to be more careful, and also more loving, than the average person. They are acutely aware of the dangers and joys of each moment. You may notice them breathing more deeply and performing little acts of kindness to strangers. (6) How do Nowists think about death? Answer: One of the attractions of Nowism is that you don’t have to think about it all. Aging and dying are usually a lengthy process, containing an infinite number of Nows. In most situations, the Nowist can say to himself, “There is only Now – and this particular Now isn’t so bad, is it?” (7) What are the disadvantages of Nowism? Answer: Apart from the slight annoyance of being confused with Taoism – through similar-sounding names—there’s the danger of being misunderstood by people who’ll dismiss you as a “Fatalist” who considers everything predetermined, or as a “Hedonist” looking only for pleasure. Some of these critics may be won over, when they see what a meaningful life you are living, valuing every moment as a precious gift. Let me conclude with some words of Jesus, who may have been one of the great Nowists of all time. According to the Book of Matthew, he taught his followers: “Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.” •MJ

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Musician Bringin’ Love at 81 Buddy Guy at the top of his performance at the Granada Theater on March 16

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He switched out his fender for a late-1960s Coral Electric Sitar to play his song “Skin Deep”, based on his mother’s words to him as a teenager. The song was adopted by the Playing for Change Foundation to support music education worldwide. His finale was “Meet Me In Chicago”. Guy was backed by his Damn Right Blues Band comprising pros he generously let do solos. They are: 2nd lead guitarist Ric “JazGuitar” Hall on a Fender Limited-Edition ‘60s Stratocaster Electric Guitar in Canary Diamond with a five-way pickup switch; Chicago’s 190-proof keyboardist Marty “Slammin Sammon” Sammon on a Hammond XK-1c portable organ stacked on a Yamaha CP electric stage piano, with pitch and tone from classical piano to a Hammond pumping through a Leslie; Orlando Wright on a five-string, white-lacquer solid body Keisel electric bass; and Tim Austin on a Ludwig Evolution Legacy drum kit in blue with black oyster pearl and Remo heads. In addition to the music, Buddy told stories of his life experiences on the farm growing up in Lettsworth, Louisiana, how he made his first guitar and taught himself to play, going to Chicago at 19 and meeting Muddy Waters, plus tales of those who would learn from him such as Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Eric Clapton, and Jeff Beck. Mostly, Guy talked of love and the healing music brings. Indeed, as Hendrix once said, “Heaven is lying at Buddy Guy’s feet while listening to him play guitar.” 411: Buddy Guy has received six Grammy Awards, 28 Blues Music Awards (the most any artist has received), the Billboard magazine Century Award for distinguished artistic achievement, the Presidential National Medal of Arts and the Kennedy Center Honors for lifetime contribution to American culture. In 2012, he published his long-awaited memoir, When I Left Home. •MJ 29 March – 5 April 2018

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Spirituality Matters by Steven Libowitz “Spirituality Matters” highlights two or three Santa Barbara area spiritual gatherings. Unusual themes and events with that something extra, especially newer ones looking for a boost in attendance, receive special attention. For consideration for inclusion in this column, email slibowitz@yahoo.com.

Finding your Freedom through “Selfless Service”

he beginning of Bonnie and David Paul’s The Freedom to Choose Project came more or less out of the blue 15 years ago when the couple were on the faculty in spiritual psychology at the University of Santa Monica. An inmate at a California prison who had been inspired by a story she read in now-Santa Barbara resident Jack Canfield’s Chicken Soup for the Soul series of books had written requesting for someone to come speak about self-esteem, and the couple volunteered, figuring it was a one-shot deal. “We weren’t looking to be working in prisons,” David recalled recently. “But the response from the women was so incredible, and they kept wanting us back. We lead a life of listening deeply to our hearts and follow that guidance. So, we decided to do it in a more organized way.” Thus was born Freedom to Choose, for which the Pauls train volunteers to serve in prisons where they work with inmates on practical life skills such as communication, self-responsibility, and emotional intelligence. That training also includes how to be a better volunteer, not only on site with the gathering of convicts, but inside – doing their own inner work and developing strategies to be productive and self-renewing. “Our volunteers always talk about how they went to prison work to be of service, but what they actually got was their own freedom,” Bonnie Paul said, adding “and I am among them,” which was immediately echoed by her husband. When the Santa Barbara-based husband-and-wife team were invited to talk about the prison project for the spring offering in the long-running Mind & Supermind lecture series from SBCC School of Extended Learning (which featured Canfield himself last fall), they decided to do even more. “We wanted to teach how to take skills beyond our work to volunteers in general,” David said. “There are a lot of nonprofits in town, and almost all of them rely heavily on volunteers. But very few people have had formal training on how to be of service. So, the question becomes: How do we take people who want to help and give them the skills to be highly effective?” The Freedom to Choose Project’s official volunteer training is a deep-diving, twoday immersion and they also have several ongoing groups that meet weekly, but the Pauls are offering a dip in the waters in their Mind & Supermind presentation “How Selfless Service Can Transform You and the World”. After a video showing the power of FTC’s transformational work in the prisons, the event goes beyond talk into experiential exercises, methods the couple have developed that combine attitude work and communication skills with principals from neuroscience. “We’ll briefly go over a concept we developed in the prisons about how when you recognize the flight-flight-or-freeze syndrome, that you notice you have a choice point of how to react,” David explained. “That’s the Freedom to Choose moment.” With specific skills that will be practiced in triads – including the neuroscience of “the mirror response” – participants will be able to anchor the experience for future growth, he said. “It’s important that we understand each other, not just the words, but the meaning.” The hands-on method resonates as even more timely right now as the community is recovering from the Thomas Fire and Montecito mudslide, and caregivers are already beginning to suffer from “secondhand trauma” and “caregiver burnout.” “It’s traumatic to be around people who are stressed. The skill set we teach is: How do I renew myself in a way that’s relatively simple and iterative?” David explained. “We want to take people from ‘I want to help’ to creating the ability to sustain when dealing with challenging circumstances as a volunteer. In prison, it’s stories form incarcerated people. In community, it’s the emotional and physical suffering from a loss. So many people are out there helping, and our community

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needs that now.” David Paul, M.D., Ph.D. and Bonnie Paul, Ph.D., experiential lecture “How Selfless Service Can Transform You and the World” at 7:30 pm on Monday, April 2, at the SBCC Schott Auditorium, 10 W Padre St. Admission is $20. Call 687-0812 or visit https://sbccextendedlearningfee.org/classes-programs/mind-supermind.

Vocal Rising Workshop

Dr. Gwendolyn McClure – the pioneering Vocal Sound Healing practitioner who wrote her Pacifica Institute dissertation on the fusion of Indigenous Wisdom’s Vocal Sound Healing with modern Music Therapy and Jungian Psychology – is also taking her next local workshop outside into nature. The intensive vocal sound-healing journey features vocalizing, drawing, movement, review, and release as participants rise above and beyond their traumas and self-imposed limiting beliefs that no longer serve. The specific location for the 10 am to 4 pm wilderness day retreat slated for Saturday, March 31, will be provided upon registration, though it appears a beachfront is likely, as she cautions that “easy terrain walking up to 100 yards will be required” and suggests bringing a blanket, pillow, hat, camp chair, sunglasses, water, sunblock, and comfortable shoes, as well as a sack lunch. The registration fee is $127; sign up or get details online at www.vocalsound healer.com/vocal-rising-workshop-wilderness-day-retreat-saturday-march31st-2018 or call (520) 904-2043 or email Gwendolyn@vocalsoundhealer.com to contact Dr. McClure, who is in her 28th year as a vocal sound healing practitioner and has previously led these workshops through SBCC’s Adult Ed/ Continuing Ed and elsewhere in town, as well as all over the United States.

Madhyamaka’s Moon

Santa Barbara Bodhi Path hosts visiting teacher Lama Jampa Thaye for a weekend program in the teaching of Jamgon Kongtrul called “The Rays of the Stainless Vajra Moon” on Saturday and Sunday, March 31 and April 1. The text was composed by Jamgon Kongtrul Lodro Thaye, considered one of the greatest Tibetan masters of the last 200 years. It is organized as a practical set-by-step guide on how to meditate on the view of the Madhyamaka, the ultimate nature of reality, as taught and practiced in the Kagyu tradition. The text is a short meditation manual that provides essential methods for uncovering the reality of our minds, which is naturally pure and endowed with the qualities of wisdom and compassion. Lama Jampa is the spiritual director of a network of dharma centers, founded under the authority of Karma Thinley Rinpoche, which bear the name Dechen. There are two sessions each day, 10 am to noon, and 2 to 4 pm. Admission is by suggested donation of $60 per day or $100 for the weekend. Visit www.bodhipath.org/sb.

Meetup Roundup

Tiny Playful Group of Meditators has its weekly gathering from 7 to 8:30 pm on Friday, March 30, in an office space of the organizer at 228 E. Anapamu St. Up to 10 folks (eight chairs, two cushions) participate in mindfulness exercises, paired self-inquiry opportunities, and quiet meditation before engaging in connected discussion. Free. Details online at www.meetup.com/Tiny-PlayfulGroup-of-Meditators. Fourteen hours later, Santa Barbara Silent Hiking returns to Rattlesnake Canyon Trail – one of the front country pathways not affected by fire or flood – for an invigorating but largely conversation-free gathering. The two-hour hike takes place at 10 am on Saturday, March 31, rather than the group’s usual Sunday outings in deference to Easter arriving on April 1. The total hike length is about 3.5 miles, with a slow and steady uphill climb till turning around halfway through. The turn-around takes place at the last creek crossing, at the junction to the Rattlesnake Connector Trail, or up at Gibraltar Road, depending on pace and desire. Either way, the energy is easy-going, with the goal of enjoying nature while “dipping into the specialness that only comes from hiking quietly in a group,” with chatting generally only taking place at the mid-point decision, or posthike. Free. Meet at the stonewall near 1900 Las Canoas Road. Details at www. meetup.com/Santa-Barbara-Silent-Hiking-and-Activities. The Santa Barbara Cuddle Connection invites everyone to explore the basic human need for connection through comfortable, mutual exchanges that may – or may not – involve physical contact. Certified Platonic Touch therapist Amber York leads the three-hour monthly workshop that begins with a check-in and icebreakers and exercises to create the container, set guidelines for safety, and demonstrate various methods of platonic touch. The second half is for putting the skills into practice, as participants get the chance – via voluntary invitation – to slow down and feel the powerful nuance of touch and the creation of community, which for many can be a spiritual experience. Admission is $20. Check-in begins at 7 pm Saturday, March 31, at Santa Barbara Body Therapy Institute, 516 N. Quarantina Street. Visit www.meetup.com/Cuddle-and-Connection-Santa-Barbara. •MJ

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29 March – 5 April 2018

Notice Inviting Bids LA COLINA FORCE MAIN NO.1 REHABILITATION PROJECT Bid No. 5618 1.

Bid Acceptance. The City of Santa Barbara (“City”) will accept sealed bids for its La Colina Force Main No. 1 Rehabilitation Project (“Project”), by or before April 11, 2018, at 3:00 p.m., at its Purchasing Office, located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, at which time and place the bids will be publicly opened and read aloud. Each bidder is responsible for making certain that its Bid Proposal is actually delivered to the Purchasing Office. The receiving time at the Purchasing Office will be the governing time for acceptability of bids. Telegraphic, telephonic, electronic, and facsimile bids will not be accepted.

The Work consists of construction of the La Colina Force Main rehabilitation, including the rehabilitation of approximately 3,200 linear feet of existing 8-inch cast iron pipe, with cured-in-place pipe (CIPP) method via downstream inversion, end seals, closures and closures at access pits. Closures at access pits, bends, lift station, transition manhole shall be with PVC pipe. Thrust control at bends shall not be with thrust blocks. However, it is most likely that the existing force main has thrust blocks that will require removal. The project also includes cleaning, closed-circuit television (CCTV) inspection of pipelines before and after lining and Traffic Control for all of the associated work. The Contractor shall be responsible for maintaining control of odor and noise. In addition, repair and reconstruction of existing improvements affected by the Work, and incidentals for a complete and usable force main system. In addition, the modification of two (2) plug valves located in the valve vault at the La Colina Lift Station. 2.2 Time for Completion. The planned timeframe for commencement and completion of construction of the Project is: one hundred and sixty (160) calendar days. 2.3 Engineer’s Estimate. The Engineer’s estimate for construction of this Project is: $859,310. License and Registration Requirements. 3.1 License. This Project requires a valid California contractor’s license for the following classification(s): A General Engineering Contractor. 3.2 DIR Registration. City will not accept a Bid Proposal from or enter into the Contract with a bidder, without proof that the bidder and its Subcontractors are registered with the California Department of Industrial Relations (“DIR”) to perform public work under Labor Code section 1725.5, subject to limited legal exceptions. 4.

Contract Documents. The plans, specifications, bid forms and contract documents for the Project, and any addenda thereto (“Contract Documents”) may be downloaded from City’s website at: SantaBarbaraCA.gov/ebidboard. A printed copy of the Contract Documents may be obtained from CyberCopy Shop, located at 504 N. Milpas Street, Santa Barbara, CA 93103, at (805) 884-6155.

Bid Security. The Bid Proposal must be accompanied by bid security of 10 percent of the maximum bid amount, in the form of a cashier’s or certified check made payable to City, or a bid bond executed by a surety licensed to do business in the State of California on the Bid Bond form included with the Contract Documents. The bid security must guarantee that, within ten days after City’s issuance of the notice of award of the Contract, the bidder will execute the Contract and submit the payment and performance bonds, insurance certificates and endorsements, and all other documentation required by the Contract Documents.

Prevailing Wage Requirements. 6.1 General. This Project is subject to the prevailing wage requirements applicable to the locality in which the Work is to be performed for each craft, classification or type of worker needed to perform the Work, including employer payments for health and welfare, pension, vacation, apprenticeship and similar purposes. 6.2 Rates. The prevailing rates are on file with City and available online at http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR. Each Contractor and Subcontractor must pay no less than the specified rates to all workers employed to work on the Project. The schedule of per diem wages is based upon a working day of eight hours. The rate for holiday and overtime work must be at least time and one-half. 6.3 Compliance. The Contract will be subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the DIR, under Labor Code section 1771.4.

Performance and Payment Bonds. The successful bidder will be required to provide performance and payment bond for 100% of the Contract Price regardless of contract dollar amount.

Substitution of Securities. Substitution of appropriate securities in lieu of retention amounts from progress payments is permitted under Public Contract Code section 22300.

Subcontractor List. Each bidder must submit, with its Bid Proposal, the name, location of the place of business, California contractor license number, DIR registration number, and percentage of the Work to be performed (based on the Base Bid) for each Subcontractor that will perform work or service or fabricate or install work for the prime contractor in excess of one-half of 1% of the bid price, using the Subcontractor List form included with the Contract Documents.

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Instructions to Bidders. All bidders should carefully review the Instructions to Bidders before submitting a Bid Proposal.

11.

Bidders’ Conference. A bidders’ conference will be held on April 5, 2018 at 1 p.m., at the following location: La Colina Pump Station located near 4000 La Colina Street for the purpose of acquainting all prospective bidders with the Contract Documents and the Worksite. The bidders’ conference is mandatory. A bidder who fails to attend a mandatory bidders’ conference may be disqualified from bidding.

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Specific Brands. Pursuant to referenced provision(s) of Public Contract Code section 3400(c), City has found that the following specific brands are required for the following particular material(s), product(s), thing(s), or service(s), and no substitutions will be considered or accepted: Item: Plug Valve Worm Gear

By: ___________________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager Publication Dates: 1) March 21, 2018

Required brand:

Reference:

Dezurik

Modification of 2 existing valves (c) (3)

Date: __________________________

2) March 28, 2018 END OF NOTICE INVITING BIDS

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NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that bids will be received and posted electronically on PlanetBids for: BID NO. 3920 DUE DATE & TIME: April 23, 2018 UNTIL 3:00P.M. SANTA BARBARA GOLF CLUB DRIVING RANGE RENOVATION PROJECT

Project Information. 2.1 Location and Description. The Project is located in the City of Santa Barbara extending from the La Colina Lift Station along La Colina Road to N. La Cumbre Road with discharge to a transition MH. La Colina Road is a collector street and N. La Cumbre Road is an arterial street, and is described as follows:

CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS

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Scope of Work to include grading and leveling of tees, bunkers and greens. A voluntary job-walk will be held on April 12, 2018 at 9:00 a.m., at the Santa Barbara Golf Club, Santa Barbara, CA, to discuss the specifications and field conditions. The City of Santa Barbara is now conducting bid and proposal solicitations online through the PlanetBids System™. Vendors can register for the commodities that they are interested in bidding on using NIGP commodity codes at http://www.santabarbaraca.gov/business/bids/purchasing.asp.

The initial bidders’ list for all solicitations will be developed from registered vendors.

Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained in person at the Purchasing Office or by calling (805) 564-5349, or by Facsimile request to (805) 897-1977. There is no charge for bid package and specifications. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of Department of Industrial Relations (DIR). In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. Contractors and Subcontractors must be registered with the DIR pursuant to Labor Code 1725.5. This project is subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the DIR. The City of Santa Barbara requires all contractors to possess a current valid State of California C27 Landscaping Contractors License. The company bidding on this must possess one of the above mentioned licenses at the time bids are due and be otherwise deemed qualified to perform the work specified herein. Bids submitted using the license name and number of a subcontractor or other person who is not a principle partner or owner of the company making this bid, will be rejected as being non-responsive. Bidders are hereby notified that a Payment Bond in the amount of 100% of the bid total will be required from the successful bidder for bids exceeding $25,000. The bond must be provided with ten (10) calendar days from notice of award and prior to the performance of any work. The bond must be signed by the bidder and a corporate surety, who is authorized to issue bonds in the State of California.

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former New York City fire chief Ed Kilduff, attended a Pipe and Drum Corps party in the parish hall of St. Ignatius Loyola on Park Avenue, a magnificent church I last attended for the funeral of Jackie Kennedy, who I would often bump into jogging in Central Park near her Fifth Avenue penthouse across from the Metropolitan Museum. It was also the site of funerals for such luminaries as singer Lena Horne, actor Philip Seymour Hoffman, former New York governor Mario Cuomo, and fashion designer Oscar de la Renta. Brittner-sweet Memories Santa Barbara Historical Museum was socially gridlocked for the farewell bash of executive director Lynn Brittner who is leaving after four years to take a similar position with the Indian Pueblo Center in Albuquerque, New Mexico. “I have made many friends here and we have made many advances in my time here,” says Lynn, who was accompanied by her loyal 11-year-old Golden Retrievers, Tyson and Hunter. Museum board chair Sharon Bradford presented Lynn with an oil painting of the Grand Tetons by Alexander Dzigurski, a 1990 graduate of the American Academy of Art in

The entertaining concert wrapped with Tchaikovsky’s Symphony No. 5 in E minor. Toe the Line State Street Ballet was in fine form at the Lobero with its sold-out production of Romeo & Juliet to the classic music of Sergei Prokofiev. Deise Mendonca was a delight as Juliet while Australian Aaron Smyth, a former member of ABT II in New York and London’s Royal Ballet, played the dashing beau, with choreography by founder Rodney Gustafson and Marina Fliagina. James Folsom as Tybalt, Francois Llorente as Mercutio, Chang-Hung Chung as Benvolio, and Mauricio Vera as Paris were also stellar participants

Attending admirers are Mike Beresford, Michael Redmon, SBHM director of Research; Hattie Beresford, historian; 2017 La Presidenta Rhonda Henderson and Ben Feld (photo by Priscilla)

Chicago, which had hung in her office during her tenure. Among the 75 guests turning out to bid her adieu were Missy DeYoung, Sigrid Toye, Luke Swetland, Journal history columnist Hattie Beresford, George Burtness, Joan Tapper, Ernestine De Soto, Eleanor Van Cott, Adriana Ortega, and Karl Hutterer. High Notes Opera singer and actress Deborah Bertling put her vocal skills to work narrating at Santa Barbara Symphony’s latest concert at the Granada with vet-

In the designed setting is honoree Lynn Brittner with the museum’s designing curators John Crummay, Dacia Harwood (SBHM marketing director), and Robin Rout (photo by Priscilla)

Ada Connor, newly engaged to Neal Graffy, OSD 2018 La Presidenta Denise Sanford; Eleanor Van Cott, trustee; Evie Sullivan, patron; and flamenco dancers Jack Harwood and Isabella Ricci from Linda Vega Dance Studio (photo by Priscilla)

Sharon Bradford, SBHM president; gifted Lynn Brittner, SBHM executive director with special painting by artist Alexander Dzigurski (photo by Priscilla)

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eran conductor Nir Kabaretti. Deborah, president of the Performing Arts Scholarship Foundation and a board member of CAMA, accompanied Benjamin Britten’s Young Person’s Guide to the Orchestra, Variations, and Fugue on a Theme of Purcell before Italian-based pianist Alexander Romanovsky showed off his undoubted keyboard skills with Liszt’s Concerto No. 1 in E-flat Major. The 34-year-old Ukrainian’s technique was quite dazzling, meriting two standing ovations and an encore. No wonder he was asked to perform for Pope Benedict XVI at the Vatican.

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William Soleau and Rodney Gustafson (photo by Ron Dexter)

Tim Mikel, Sara Miller McCune, and Brooks Firestone (photo by Ron Dexter)

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John Corby, Catherine Gee, and Chris Lancashire (photo by Ron Dexter)

at La Cumbre Plaza and invitation-private events in our rarefied enclave. Santa Barbara Polo Club promoter Charles Ward and former Montecito philanthropist Debbie Kass attended the Calabasas unveiling. Debbie is now a realtor with Engel & Volkers, which is a major sponsor of the polo club season, which starts on May 6. Up in Arms

Clooney and Steven Spielberg in donating $500,000 each to the Washington march against gun violence at the weekend. “These inspiring young people remind me of the Freedom Riders of the ‘60s who also said we’ve had enough and our voices will be heard,” says Montecito’s most famous resident. March For Our Lives, with 836 sib-

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in the colorful cast with veterans Gary McKenzie, Leila Drake, and Sergei Domrachev. A reception afterward in the theater courtyard also served to welcome the company’s new co-artistic director, New Yorker William Soleau. Among the balletomanes were Brooks and Kate Firestone, Christopher Lancashire and Catherine Gee, Harry and Judi Weisbart, Sara Miller McCune, Barbara Burger, Jonatha King, Tim Mikel, and Michael Hutchings. Hot Wheels Italian carmaker Lamborghini is not normally noted for family-friendly vehicles, but following in the footsteps of other prestige marques such as Bentley and Rolls Royce the carmaker has launched the world’s fastest SUV. The $200,000 vehicle, which can go from 0 to 60 in 3.6 seconds and has

a top speed of 190 mph – perfect for when little Jimmy is late for baseball practice – is named the Urus and was launched with a glittering bash by Ron Giger, general manager of Lamborghini North L.A. In due course, he is planning to show the car in our tony town at Cars & Coffee

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I programmed the recital long ago. But the subject does constantly run through my mind. The nice thing about a recital is that I can contextualize the repertoire in a way that communicates beyond having nice material. The point of the concert is not just to come and appreciate my instrument – how well I landed a particular phrase or handled a difficult passage – but to engage in an experience with each other, recognizing the things that are uncomfortable or sensitive, and not step away. We have art in our world so we can get close to these disturbing realities without getting harmed. I want to be always be conscious of that. You’re already done so much. What’s next for you, in terms of career or repertoire choices? I know that the act of singing is about allowing yourself to stay open, which is more of a challenge now than it was in my mid-20s, when I was just flying based on my own enthusiasm. Now, I have more tools, more options at my fingertips for expressing things, but that also means that when I’m inconsistent, it’s way more obvious. But I’m still very much exploring everything that my voice and mind and body are capable of. I’ve been so lucky to already have been given many platforms to experiment. I’m hoping one day I will hone in on what I can communicate the best. But I can’t do it at the moment. Or at least I’m not going to. (Laughs) (Soprano Julia Bullock and pianist John Arida perform at 7 pm Tuesday, April 3, at Hahn Hall at the Music Academy of the West, 1070 Fairway Road. Tickets cost $37. Call 893-3535 or visit www.artsandlectures.ucsb.edu.)

Lucidity Launches Six-Year Cycle

There was a little bit of fear that after Lucidity Festival 2017 – which represented the final year of a six-year cycle – that the celebration may have

run its course or at least decided to move on with an entirely different format and/or location. Instead, the Santa Barbara-based folks behind the weekend immersion event that bring together music, art installations, healing, movement, and much more in a community-creating environment tried out a much smaller gathering in the fall and incorporated some of the experiments along with input from last year’s festival-goers into the next version of Lucidity (2.0?), a new sixyear cycle that both encompasses and expands upon the original. “When we tuned into the whole story, the meta narrative that looks at the psychological and philosophical underpinning of Lucidity touches on the hero journey, developmental psychology, expansion of consciousness, I realized that our first two trilogies equal personal transformation and collective transformation – that’s only half the story,” explained Jonah Haas, Lucidity’s co-founder and the main architect of its concept. “There are two more trilogies, one of global transformation and the other of universal consciousness. Last year was like season finale of the first year of a TV series. This is like episode one of the new season, but it’s all still a contiguous story.” While the organizational concept has changed – from seven villages revolving around archetypical themes to five elemental realms encompassing fire, water, earth, air, spirit – much will look familiar to Lucidity regulars. “Most of our core collaborators who provide the environments will be there, albeit a little bit differently. There will be similar environments but organized differently, associated with the elements they resonate most with. It’s about a deeper level of intention.” One of the core transitions in the mythos of new cycle is the realization that the original Lucidity story character of Luci – “the archetypal dreamer, the one that exists within each of us” – was actually part of a dream sequence. “Now we are transitioning

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to lucid living,” said Haas, “with a new character, Dawn, who is waking up, realizing not only that she was dreaming, but that she herself is also an avatar of an element, one of five.” The new story has parallels with Montecito-born Pacifica Graduate Institute and its history, Haas said. “It’s of the same ilk of their tradition, very much inspired by the founders. There’s a connection in terms of the thought, the mythos that informs what we do.” Haas is aware that many Lucidity lovers might get lost in the mythology. And that’s fine. “Some pay attention to that and others don’t,” he said. “But even those who aren’t intentionally aware can feel there is something going on. It speaks to them in a way that they’re not even fully conscious of. Maybe that helps you become awakened. That’s our hope. If people want to create layers, and go deeper into the intention, it’s available, there are entry points to investigate with our deeper participatory game you can pursue. But if you just want to come up and have a good time and party, that’s okay too.” For those folks, such popular acts as Afrolicious, the eclectic and funky outfit mixing African, Latin, and percussive rhythms with electronic breaks, club beats, and heavy bass drop, should get them whirling on the dance floor, along with the jam-grass band Hot Buttered Rum. New art installations will confound the curious, and even teens have their own playground this year, the Lighthouse, which is being constructed as part of Lucidity’s pre-festival course week and will serve as the older kids’ hangout. Meanwhile, Lucidity can also serve as a refuge and place of mind-bog-

(Lucidity Festival 2018 takes place at Live Oak Campground, 4600 Highway 154, accessible via an entrance road about 1.8 miles north of Paradise Road. Three-day passes for Lucidity 2018 are available for $276 for adults, $99 for teens 13-17, and free for kids under 12. Saturday-Sunday passes cost $192, and Sunday only is $86. Visit the website http://2018.lucidi tyfestival.com, for additional options, the full schedule, and more details.)

Let It Be As It Might Have Been

More than 55 years since The Beatles booked their first gig at the Cavern Club in Liverpool, and nearly half a century since John, Paul, George, and Ringo played their famous last concert together on the roof of Apple Records in London, Beatlemania shows no signs of disappearing. There are Beatles tribute bands all over the land, many of whom work steadily, and quite a few of which have visited Santa Barbara recently at venues ranging from Concerts in the Park to the Chumash Casino to the Granada. The latter space is hosting a new member of the class on Saturday night, March 31, only the tribute band this time around is actually the stars

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gling and dance-inducing, community-connected healing for those affected by the Thomas Fire and Montecito mudslide. Entering the code “thomasfiresupport” will produce a 44-percent discount. With no rain as yet in the extended forecast – unlike the first year of Lucidity when a thunderstorm struck early on – the festival might just provide a re-charging respite from recovery efforts.

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of a Broadway show making its Santa Barbara debut. And there’s a twist: rather than just offering the standard showcase of the costumed lads delivering the hit music of the world’s most successful rock band from its early-1960s forming through The Ed Sullivan Show, Sgt. Peppers, and the other studio masterpieces, Let It Be: A Celebration of the Music of the Beatles, at least in its post-intermission set, posits an answer to the question that many have posed: What if The Beatles had reunited, say, 10 years after their break-up? “The second half imagines that the Beatles had gotten back together on John Lennon’s birthday in 1980, when he would have been 40 years old (and just two months before he was murdered),” explained Chris McBurney, the actor-drummer who portrays Ringo Starr in the show. “It gives the audience the perspective to see what might have happened beyond the break-up, and a chance for us to play material from the solo years.” Sure, the first half is a lot like the earlier Broadway show Rain – which not coincidentally also featured McBurney as Ringo for part of its run – with the foursome’s letter-perfect renditions of “Twist and Shout”, “I Wanna Hold Your Hand”, “Hard Day’s Night”, “Day Tripper”, “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”, “Strawberry Fields”, “Get Back”, and many more iconic hits. But now we also get to hear Paul McCartney’s “Band on the Run” and “Live and Let Die”, John Lennon’s “Imagine” and “Watching the Wheels”, George Harrison’s “My Sweet Lord” and even Ringo’s “It Don’t Come Easy”, tunes rarely performed by Beatles tribute bands, plus later-era Beatles songs “Back in the USSR” and “Hey Jude” that the mop tops never performed live. Following the Broadway run, producer Jeff Parry consulted with the musicians who play the four Beatles to create the revamped version that required condensing the first act and cramming three costume changes separated by short video montages to indicate each era’s setting. They also reached consensus on what songs might work for the show, McBurney

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Guest speaker for the Visiting Professor event Dr. James Garden with founder Dr. Ron Latimer Cottage board chair Steve Ainsley and wife Ann

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All the way from Scotland, Dr. Garden with his wife, Mandy

Clinic and Dr. Latimer invited John L. Cameron, M.D., from Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. And the list goes on until this year when the first international visitor, professor O. James Garden, came to us from Scotland where he is the Regius professor of Clinical Surgery and Honorary Consultant Surgeon, Hepatobiliary and Pancreatic Surgical Services, Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh, University of Edinburgh. He has been appointed surgeon to the Queen in Scotland. Dr. Garden

has written nearly 270 research and clinical articles and has authored or edited 13 surgical textbooks. The week always ends with a talk by the visitor for lay people. This year, it was held in the new and beautiful Elings Oncology Building at the Ridley-Tree Cancer Center. It began with a wine and canapés reception with a touch of Scotland thrown in by offering Scotch as well. Some of those enjoying the libations were Julie Nadel, Tom Fly, Vicki Hazard, Beverly Latimer, Nancy

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Ransohoff, Virgil Elings, Carole Self, Eddie Rosenblatt, Julie McGovern, and executive director of the cancer foundation Lori Willis. Then into the auditorium where Sansum Clinic CEO Dr. Kurt Ransohoff welcomed guests and told us, “Dr. Ron Latimer had a vision for this program, and in the seven years since it began we have welcomed outstanding surgeons. By sharing their expertise with our surgical residents, staff, and patients we are able to have a high level of surgical knowledge available in our small community.” Dr. Latimer introduced the guest speaker, joking that the most famous Scotsman being James Bond only drank gin and vodka and not scotch. It wasn’t Halloween yet, but Dr. Garden’s talk was filled with ghoulish but fascinating stories about the grave robbers who, in fact, advanced medicine by providing much-needed cadavers to study. His talk was titled “Edinburgh’s Illuminati: Charles Darwin, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Lord Lister and Grave Robbers” (Knox, Burke and Hare). The Burke and Hare murders were a series of 16 murders committed over a period of about 10 months in 1828 in Edinburgh, Scotland. They sold the corpses to Dr. Robert Knox for dissection in his anatomy lectures.

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Edinburgh was a leading European center of anatomical study in the early 19th century, but because Scottish law required that corpses could only come from those who had died in prison, suicide victims, or orphans, there was a shortage. When a lodger in Hare’s house died, he and his friend Knox decided to sell the body for the generous sum of seven pounds, 10 shillings. Then a lodger had a fever, so they murdered her and sold the body. This lucrative little business continued with the knowledge of their wives. Eventually, the other lodgers discovered their latest victim and called the police. Because of the real shortage of cadavers, Scotland passed the Anatomy Act in 1832. Now days, I’m told they use plastic for some of the study. As Dr. James Dunn said, “We have been fortunate to have had outstanding surgeons, all leaders in their field. The program benefits the surgical residents, surgical staff, and patients. The value to our community, to Cottage Health, and to Sansum Clinic is priceless.” Contact Dru A. Hartley, director of philanthropy, at (805) 681-7726. It will help sustain their high level of surgical expertise. Thanks goes to Dr. Latimer for all he does for the program. •MJ 29 March – 5 April 2018

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Knit ‘N Needle Fiber art crafts (knitting, crochet, embroidery, and more) drop-in and meet-up for all ages at Montecito Library. When: 2 to 3 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Poetry Club Each month, discuss the life and work of a different poet; poets selected by group consensus and interest. New members welcome. When: 3:30 to 5 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 FRIDAY, APRIL 6 Walk & Roll Montecito Union School students, teachers, and parents walk or ride to school, rather than drive. When: 8 am Where: Via Vai, Ennisbrook, and Casa Dorinda trailhead Info: 969-3249 Spanish Conversation Group at the Montecito Library The Montecito Library hosts a Spanish Conversation Group for anyone interested in practicing and improving conversational skills in Spanish. Participants should be familiar with the basics. When: 1:30 pm Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 After-School STEAM Program Build with Legos, do snap circuits, and drop-in craft activities at Montecito Library. Ages 5 and up. When: 3:30 to 4:30 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Green Day’s American Idiot Green Day’s powerhouse album is

brought to life in this electric-rock musical of youthful disillusion, presented by Out of the Box Theatre Company. American Idiot – based on Green Day’s Grammy Award-winning multi-platinum album, an indictment of the Bush Administration after the attacks of September 11, 2001, as well as the increasingly submissive nature of the American public – boldly takes the American musical where it’s never gone before. Lost and disconnected in modern-day America, Johnny, Tunny, and Will struggle to find meaning in their lives. The three twenty-somethings flee the constraints of their hometown for the thrills of city life, but their paths quickly diverge as Tunny enters the armed forces, Will is called back home to attend to a pregnant girlfriend, and Johnny descends into an urban underworld, following a seductive love interest and a deadly new best friend. As each of the three men learns to navigate his “alienation,” we see in them America’s struggle to find a new path. This powerful, high-octane, rock fable includes every song from Green Day’s album American Idiot, as well as several songs from followup release, 21st Century Breakdown. When: April 6-15 Where: 751 Paseo Nuevo Info: www.outoftheboxtheatre.org SATURDAY, APRIL 7 Free Music The Santa Barbara Music Club will present another program in its popular series of concerts of beautiful music. A valued cultural resource in town since 1969, these concerts feature performances by instrumental and vocal soloists and chamber music ensembles, and are free to the public. When: 3 pm Where: First United Methodist Church, Garden and Anapamu streets Cost: free

ONGOING Grief Recovery Support Group GriefShare features nationally recognized experts on grief recovery topics. Seminar sessions include “Is This Normal?” “The Challenges of Grief”, “Grief and Your Relationships”, “Why?”, and “Guilt and Anger”. When: 10:30 am, each Monday through May 21 Where: Montecito Covenant Church, 671 Cold Spring Road Info: call Pam Beebe at 679-1501 MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS Art Classes Beginning and advanced, all ages and by appointment – just call. Where: Portico Gallery, 1235 Coast Village Road Info: 695-8850 MONDAYS Connections Brain Fitness Program Challenging games, puzzles, and memory-enhancement exercises in a friendly environment. When: 10 am to 2 pm Where: Friendship Center, 89 Eucalyptus Lane Cost: $50, includes lunch Info: 969-0859 TUESDAYS Story Time at the Library A wonderful way to introduce children to the library, and for parents and caregivers to learn about early literacy skills; each week, children ages 2 to 5 enjoy stories, songs, puppets, and fun at Story Time. When: 10:30 to 11 am Where: Montecito Library, 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 WEDNESDAYS Yoga on Coast Village Yoga is back on Coast Village Road at Simpatico Pilates! Stretch, strengthen, breathe, and rejuvenate, with Vinyassa flow classes taught by Leanna Doyle. All levels are

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welcome. When: 8:30 am Where: Simpatico Pilates, 1235 Coast Village Road, suite I Info/Reservations: 895-1368 THURSDAYS Casual Italian Conversation at Montecito Library Practice your Italian conversation among a variety of skill levels while learning about Italian culture. Fun for all and informative. When: 12:30 to 1:30 pm Where: 1469 East Valley Road Info: 969-5063 Carpinteria Creative Arts Ongoing weekly arts and crafts show with many different vendors and mediums. When: every Thursday from 3 to 6:30 pm in conjunction with the Carpinteria farmers market Where: at the Intersection of Linden and 8th streets Information: Sharon at (805) 291-1957 Latin Dancing for Beginners Dance Fever Studio is offering a beginning course in all International Latin dances, including Cha Cha, Samba, Rumba, and Jive. This class is designed for everyone interested in learning how to dance socially and/ or competitively. When: 7 pm Where: Dance Fever Studio, 1046 Coast Village Road Cost: $23 Info: 941-0407 THURSDAYS AND FRIDAYS Wine and cheese tasting at Montecito Village Grocery When: 3:30 to 5:30 pm Where: 1482 East Valley Road FRIDAYS Farmers Market When: 8 to 11:15 am Where: south side of Coast Village Road SUNDAYS Cars & Coffee Motorists and car lovers park in La Cumbre Plaza to show off and discuss their prized possessions, automotive trends, and other subjects. Ferraris, Lamborghinis, and Corvettes prevail, but there are plenty of other autos to admire. When: 8 to 10 am Where: parking lot of La Cumbre Plaza Info: sbcarscoffee@gmail.com French Conversation Every Sunday at Pierre Lafond in Montecito, look for a small group in the shade and join for casual conversation (and lunch if you’d like). All levels welcome. When: 12:30 to 2:30 pm •MJ MONTECITO JOURNAL

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pared to unite immediately (Montecito Association?), things will soon be subject to outside politicians, bureaucrats, and budgets. Just two weeks ago, our local news station interviewed SB County architect Bob Ooley standing at the devastated triangle intersection of Olive Mill and Hot Springs roads proposing a roundabout. As a planner and landscape architect for 35 years, I know how fashionable roundabouts have become in planning communities. However, they are designed to move cars more expeditiously thru intersections and inevitably encourage larger traffic loads. They require more space, bright lighting (in a Dark Sky community!), and restrict the amount and variety of landscaping. Also, because the focus is on the automobile, pedestrian safety is compromised. You need only walk or ride a bike around the Hot Springs/Coast Village Road roundabout to see how intimidating it is. It was shocking that a spokesman for the county would already be proposing a roundabout in one of the few Montecito open spaces without any apparent consideration to the pastoral setting or community input for other opportunities. Mr. Ooley’s idea might never be implemented, but it’s an example of where others less affected by our disaster are already looking at opportunities to redesign our community. This is the first instance of a proposed “restoration” that is more a “reinvention.” I’ve worked on many communities worldwide. Soon after establishing design principles and guidelines, some force invariably attempts to adjust or ignore them. Over time, change is inevitable and improvements necessary. But they should always be directed by original design principles and the involvement of the stakeholders. You mentioned that San Francisco’s and Santa Barbara’s early-20th-century earthquake disasters had been

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an opportunity to develop architectural-landscape architectural guidelines to define a vision for the future. Fortunately, however, Montecito doesn’t need to be reinvented. Its unique beauty, known throughout the world, has been well-established for over a century. We as stewards only need to protect and preserve it. We’ve lost enough and can’t take anything for granted. We as stakeholders must be vigilant and get involved now to preserve and build on the legacy of Montecito, the place we so fortunately and blessedly call home. Mark Lorge Montecito (Editor’s note: 1) You should know there are many such as yourself who worry about being dictated to by a bunch of bureaucrats who know little or nothing about Montecito, and some are likely to come forward over the next few months. 2) A proposed roundabout at the Hot Springs-Olive Mill triangle is just about the dumbest idea we’ve heard so far, so you are correct in not only worrying about what may or could happen if Montecito residents don’t step up and wrest control of the conversation, but in wanting to do something about it. Right away. We and many others are on it. – J.B.)

Saving the Woodland

I recently attended a meeting with my neighbors on my lane. Our 12 homes are all on the western side of San Ysidro Creek or watershed and none are back in our homes following the 1/9 event; most never will be. I supposed the meeting would be focused upon evacuation, mud removal, and insurance adjuster stories. It was not. Rather, the group discussed the exceptional 44-acre woodland at the end of our lane and what could be done to save it from the certain result of the mud and debris assault. Ennisbrook is the owner of the woodland. In 1989, it granted to the Land Trust for Santa Barbara a conservation easement to the property.

Together, Ennisbrook and the Land Trust pledged to preserve and protect in perpetuity the trees and associated habitat, which includes “ a diverse population of native plants, birds, mammals, and a monarch butterfly preserve” for all to enjoy. The Land Trust in turn engaged the Montecito Trails Association to maintain walking trails, enabling us to experience and enjoy this wonderful gift. Should there be any good news associated with this crisis, it is this; the parties overseeing this woodland are all neighbors and people we know, and I believe fully intend to do everything possible to save this community treasure. Unfortunately, the scope of the damage is massive, and the cost necessary to save this habitat is certain to be significant. In addition, the necessary cooperation required to act quickly enough to save this habitat will be challenging. Our lane continues to engage with Ennisbrook and the Land Trust to help find a solution. Should you be in a position to assist the parties in this urgent effort, time is of the essence. The extraordinary Bucket Brigade volunteers have been actively digging out oaks and significant sycamores at the site in hopes of freeing critical root zones before they suffocate and are lost. They are always looking for new backs, and there is much to do. Michael Phillips Montecito

Getting Together Again

No More Monsters

I’m submitting this in the faint hope that it will foster a common ground that both sides could agree on, although I do have my doubts, regarding mass shooters. Except for a very small percentage of the population, we are not born as natural-born killers. A killer is made, not born. Therefore, if the goal is truly to do something about mass shooting, rather than enacting yet again another law to ban something, focus on factors that produce a mass shooter. Mass shooters have several traits in common: 1) The shooter had a troubled childhood; 2) Was raised in a single-parent household (think single or divorced mom) where the child’s father was either absent or abusive; 3) The child was prescribed psyche meds to make him more controllable (ADD, depression, anxiety); 4) The now-teenager, in addition to all the usual items that make being a teenager years a pain in the butt, has a history of poor social/conflict resolution skills, which fuels a rage against every one else and resentment against everyone around him, turning him into an outcast or a loner; 5) He lives in a cultural and society that sends very mixed messages

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about violence. Think of our entertainers, who call for gun control, yet make millions in movies with that same actor, shooting people without consequence and being a hero for doing so; 6) Thanks to feminism, being a normal male is viewed as abnormal, deviant behavior and labeled as “toxic.” Males are expected to become more and more effeminate. Also, there is not a “rite of passage,” where a young male under goes to become a “man.” The very notion of being a “man” as a social construct is mocked. Our culture once had “heroic” both in real life, historical, and in our common entertainment men who, demonstrated the qualities, virtues, and a standard of behavior. Traditional manhood is being replaced with a gender-neutral, confused wimp (soy boi), or a parody of the worst traits take to an extreme (inner-city gangsta thug); 7) Another trait in common with mass shooters: they were non-religious. I don’t know of any who attended a church regularly. Having a belief in a much higher authority than yourself, to whom you will have to answer to for your actions and conduct in this life, does strongly curb one’s impulses. If we want to stop mass shooting, then stop creating the monsters that do such deeds. Larry Bond Santa Barbara

All of us in The Recovery Project and at the Recovery Free Store are deeply grateful for your story (“Recover We Will,” MJ #23/12) which was so complete and covered so many of our people, all of whom have dedicated tremendous time and effort and continue to do so. In ramping up in our community outreach, yesterday I visited with Dr. Jeffery Kupperman a well-known pulmonary specialist in Santa Barbara. He is very concerned about the amount of Valley Fever and other spore-borne diseases brought up by the recent debris slide and the increased rate of occurrence in our area. He feels the community is not as aware and proactive as needed. In fact, he and another local specialist will be speaking to the national association of pulmonary specialists on this subject next week. This might be an extremely important subject for you to bring to the attention of our community. I, for one, have not seen it covered with appropriate information on a protocol for us to adhere to. Again, we can’t thank you enough. As you know, we were supported by a full-page ad in the Journal provided by Susan St. John, one of our angels. It

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Adele Goggia and Ben Romo at the Montecito Center; a new partnership with the American Institute of Architects has just been announced

and one other anonymous donor is also helping to provide staffing. “Every property is unique in the path it will take for rebuilding,” Goggia said, adding that the many issues involved are complex. Homeowners are eagerly awaiting new maps, a collaborative effort from FEMA and Santa Barbara County Flood Control, which will determine which sites are rebuildable and with what stipulations. “On top of the trauma and recovery of losing their homes, belongings, and loved ones, they are faced with many complex rebuilding issues. We want to bridge the gap for them, so they have help to navigate the process,” she said. “This new partnership with AIA is exactly what the center was built for,” said Community Recovery and Engagement coordinator Ben Romo, who is overseeing the County-run facility, which is funded in part by FEMA. “The right people being part of the solution,” he said. The Montecito Center is located at the Orfalea building at 1283 Coast Village Circle. The phone number is (805) 845-7887 and the email address is: montecitocen ter@sbcoem.org. While many homeowners are already in the process of repairing and cleaning up minimally affected homes, others are still facing the key challenge of removing debris and mud at an affordable price. Last week, the SB Board of Supervisors approved a short-term solution for debris removal, allowing private debris to be taken to the Tajiguas Landfill and stockpiled and sorted. Only franchise waste haulers and other account holders may deposit waste at Tajiguas, which is not open to public dumping. Loads of less than one ton of material will not be accepted at Tajiguas but referred to the County South Coast Recycling and Transfer Station or the MarBorg Industries Construction and Demolition Facility. Rates are based upon inspection of the material. Haulers wishing to use the Tajiguas Landfill, located between El Capitan and Gaviota off Highway 101, must first establish an account by contacting the Santa Barbara County Public Works Department at (805) 568-3129 or visiting www.lessismore.org/mate rials/286-tajiguas-account. Cash is not accepted at the landfill. Santa Barbara County is also working diligently to find additional options for local property owners to dispose of their debris due to concern that the Tajiguas Landfill and other outlets will reach their capacity within a short time frame, if filled with rock and other materials, impacting the ability of the landfill to continue to take trash from the South Coast. “Finding more large-scale sites on the

has announced another partnership: the American Institute of Architects is sponsoring an ongoing presence at the Montecito Center, to help homeowners navigate the complicated process of rebuilding their properties. After the Tea Fire in 2008 burned 230 homes in Montecito and Santa Barbara, a temporary Tea Fire Relief Center was built in the parking lot of Cold Spring School, to help fire victims navigate the rebuilding process. That development helped community leaders determine a rebuilding formula for future disasters. “Our mission is similar for the January debris flow, but on a much grander scale,” said Adele Goggia, an architect and landuse professional who was an integral part of the Tea Fire Relief Center, which was open for three months after the fire and was staffed and supported by such community leaders as Abe Powell, J’Amy Brown, Claire Gottsdanker (who lost her home in the fire), and then First District supervisor Salud Carbajal. “Some people just don’t know where to start, and we are here to help,” Goggia said, adding that herself and two other architects will staff the Montecito Center. Goggia was clear that her role in staffing the Center is not to attract business, but to be a liaison between homeowners and Planning & Development staff. “I’m here as a member of the community and a land-use professional, to share my knowledge of the permitting process with those who need it,” she said. Her employer, Harrison Design, is “donating” Goggia to the cause two days a week; the Cearnal Collective

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ling events throughout America, followed the Stoneman Douglas High School shooting in Parkland, Florida, when 17 victims were killed and 17 wounded, making it the world’s deadliest school massacre. More than 800,000 participated in the Washington, D.C., event, the biggest youth protest since the Vietnam era, and included celebrities such as Cher, Glenn Close, and Miley Cyrus.

with the “Roar” hitmaker to back off from buying the home of the Sisters of the Most Holy and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary for the past 40 years, saying it was hurting a lot of people. Hollister wanted to turn the Roman villa-style estate, with 20,000 sq. ft. of buildings, into a boutique hotel with the nuns’ blessing but has now been forced to declare bankruptcy.

Two for One Santa Barbara Choral Society has plenty to sing about as the tony troupe celebrates its 70th anniversary and the 25th anniversary of its director JoAnne Wasserman. To mark the double-header, longtime supporters Gary and Kate Rees hosted a sunset soirée for premier Canto donors at their charming mountainside home before next month’s anniversary concert at the First Presbyterian Church with tickets selling for, appropriately enough, $70 in the VIP section and $25 for open seats. To celebrate its septuagenarian status, JoAnne plans to invite all choral society alumni to join the chorus in concert to sing one selection from the last of composer Ralph Vaughan Williams’s Five Mystical Songs. The program will also include Haydn’s Missa in Angustiis – Mass for Troubled Times, better known as the Lord Nelson Mass – especially poignant in light of the recent catastrophes we have suffered.

Wishful Thinking With less than two months until the nuptials of Queen Elizabeth’s grandson Prince Harry, 33, to American actress Meghan Markle, Prince Charles’s youngest son has rejected signing a prenuptial agreement to safeguard his estimated $40-million fortune. “He’s determined his marriage will be a lasting one, so there’s no need to sign anything,” a friend tells London Daily Mail columnist Richard Eden. The disclosure follows persistent rumors Buckingham Palace courtiers wanted Prince William’s brother to safeguard his share of the Windsor millions, given both parties have assets to protect. Harry was handed a $13-million inheritance from his mother, Princess Diana, when he turned 30. He is said to have another $26 million in assets, while Meghan, 36, has amassed an estimated $6 million from her successful acting career. William also rejected a prenup before he married Kate Middleton, now the Duchess of Cambridge. The wedding at St. George’s Chapel in the precincts of Windsor Castle on May 19 promises to be a cracker, with the reception for the 600 guests in St. George’s Hall, site of major state banquets, followed later by an intimate dinner for 200 at nearby Frogmore House, where Queen Victoria is buried in the mausoleum. I will be doing commentary on the colorful ceremony for KEYT, the ABC affiliate, from its aerie on TV Hill. Hopefully, you’ll all tune in to witness the pomp and pageantry of the occasion.

Santa Barbara Choral Society Board members Claudia Scott, Marilyn Gilbert, Diane Dodds Reike, sponsor; honoree JoAnne Wasserman, conductor and artistic director; Brooks and Kate Firestone, Karen Williams, president; Karen Brill, Erica DiBartolomeo, Don Jeske, Debra Stewart, hostess Kate Rees, Mary Dan Eades, Michael Eades, Bob Lally, and Mikki Laparrelli Lally (photo by Priscilla)

Among those turning out for the boffo bash were Barbara Burger and Paul Munch, Brooks and Kate Firestone, Steve and Debra Stewart, Dick and Marilyn Mazess, Ross and Karen Williams, Marilyn Gilbert, Bob and Mikki Lally, Michael and Mary Dan Eades, Robert and Joan Renehan, Erica DiBartolomeo, and Gary Wasserman. On the Line Everybody was looking for a singular sensation when the Theater League staged A Chorus Line at the Granada. The energized show, written by the late Marvin Hamlisch, first opened at Broadway’s Shubert Theatre in 1975, winning nine Tonys and the 1976 Pulitzer Prize for Drama.

In the garden and Santa Barbara wind are Linda Shob, Jeanne Warlick, Debra Stewart, Jeffery Warlick, Dee Rosique, Jody Dolan Holehouse, Ross Williams, honoree JoAnne Wasserman and her husband, Gary (photo by Priscilla)

Chef Phillipe Sautot with hosts Kate and Gary Rees and honoree SBCS artistic director and conductor JoAnne Wasserman (photo by Priscilla)

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It ran for a staggering 6,137 performances, the longest in Great White Way history until being surpassed by Cats in 1997. I saw it in its final throes before the curtain came down in April 1990, five years after also being made into a film. There is talk it will be revived again in New York in 2025 in honor of its 50th anniversary. Like a good wine, it just improves with age. Bowl Goal Montecito TV talk-show host Ellen DeGeneres will join country music star Brad Paisley in a benefit concert at the Santa Barbara Bowl in a show dubbed The 2nd Responders on May 12. The tony twosome will come together to celebrate the resurgence of our rarefied enclave and the Santa Barbara area. Proceeds from the show will benefit our Eden by the Beach and service workers through local organizations. Every Rose Has Its Thorn Santa Barbara warbler Katy Perry’s battle to buy a Los Angeles convent has taken a most tragic turn. One of the nuns at the center of the protracted legal drama, sister Catherine Rose Holzman, died in the middle of a hearing on the matter. The 89-year-old was one of two nuns who tried to sell the Los Feliz convent where they lived to restaurateur Dana Hollister for just $44,000, as an alternative to selling the eight-acre estate to the rock star. Katy has hoped to buy it for $15 million from the Archdiocese of L.A., but the deal was scuppered by the move. The former Dos Pueblos High student and the archdiocese successfully sued Hollister over her interface, being awarded $15 million between them in punitive damages in December. During a post-judgment hearing, Sister Catherine collapsed and died. Hours before her death, she pleaded

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Sightings: Veteran singer Chubby Checker twisting the night away at Opal...Oscar winner Michael Keaton noshing at Olio e Limone...Comedian Steve Martin masticating at Pierre Lafond Pip! Pip! Readers with tips, sightings and amusing items for Richard’s column should email him at richardmin eards@verizon.net or send invitations or other correspondence to the Journal. To reach Priscilla, email her at pris cilla@santabarbaraseen.com or call 969-3301. •MJ 29 March – 5 April 2018

EASTER BUNNY & EGG HUNT SATURDAY MARCH 31 FACE PAINTING & PONY RIDES! baby chicks at Toy Crazy!

29 March – 5 April 2018

Oh, to be a center fielder, and nothing more. – Philip Roth

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Bid No. 3700 Notice Inviting Bids

Federal-Aid Project Number: BRLO-5007(061)

ORDINANCE NO. 5829

Bid Acceptance. The City of Santa Barbara (“City”) will accept sealed bids for its Anapamu Street Bridge Replacement Project (“Project”), by or before April 19, 2018, at 3:00 p.m., at its Purchasing Office, located at 310 E. Ortega Street, Santa Barbara, California 93101, at which time and place the bids will be publicly opened and read aloud. Each bidder is responsible for making certain that its Bid Proposal is actually delivered to the Purchasing Office. The receiving time at the Purchasing Office will be the governing time for acceptability of bids. Telegraphic, telephonic, electronic, and facsimile bids will not be accepted.

AN ORDINANCE OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CITY OF SANTA BARBARA APPROVING AN AMENDMENT TO LEASE AGREEMENT NO. 25,105 BETWEEN THE CITY AND HIGH SIERRA GRILL SANTA BARBARA, INC. TO EXTEND TEMPORARY RENT RELIEF OVER A 12-MONTH PERIOD

Project Information.

The above captioned ordinance was adopted at a regular

2.1 Location and Description. The Project is located at the Anapamu Street Bridge over Old Mission Creek and is described as follows: Remove and replace the Anapamu Street Bridge over Old Mission Creek. The work includes all labor, material, supervision, plant, and equipment necessary to complete and deliver the finished bridge replacement project per plans and specs

meeting of the Santa Barbara City Council held on March 20,

2.2 Time for Completion. The planned timeframe for commencement and completion of construction of the Project is: 135 working days. 2.3 Engineer’s Estimate. The Engineer’s estimate for construction of this Project is: $2,947,684. 3.

License and Registration Requirements. 3.1 License. This Project requires a valid California contractor’s license for the following classification(s): Class A. 3.2 DIR Registration. City will not accept a Bid Proposal from or enter into the Contract with a bidder, without proof that the bidder and its Subcontractors are registered with the California Department of Industrial Relations (“DIR”) to perform public work under Labor Code section 1725.5, subject to limited legal exceptions.

Bid Security. The Bid Proposal must be accompanied by bid security of ten percent of the maximum bid amount, in the form of a cashier’s or certified check made payable to City, or a bid bond executed by a surety licensed to do business in the State of California on the Bid Bond form included with the Contract Documents. The bid security must guarantee that, within ten days after City’s issuance of the notice of award of the Contract, the bidder will execute the Contract and submit the payment and performance bonds, insurance certificates and endorsements, and all other documentation required by the Contract Documents.

Prevailing Wage Requirements.

2018. The publication of this ordinance is made pursuant to the provisions of Section 512 of the Santa Barbara City Charter as amended, and the original ordinance in its entirety may be obtained at the City Clerk's Office, City Hall, Santa Barbara, California.

(Seal)

/s/ Sarah Gorman, CMC City Clerk Services Manager ORDINANCE NO. 5829 STATE OF CALIFORNIA

6.1 General. This Project is subject to the prevailing wage requirements applicable to the locality in which the Work is to be performed for each craft, classification or type of worker needed to perform the Work, including employer payments for health and welfare, pension, vacation, apprenticeship and similar purposes.

) ) COUNTY OF SANTA BARBARA ) ss. ) CITY OF SANTA BARBARA )

6.2 Rates. The prevailing rates are on file with City and available online at http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR. Each Contractor and Subcontractor must pay no less than the specified rates to all workers employed to work on the Project. The schedule of per diem wages is based upon a working day of eight hours. The rate for holiday and overtime work must be at least time and one-half. 6.3 Federal Wage Rates Attention is directed to the Federal minimum wage requirements in the Contract Documents Addenda to modify the Federal minimum wage rates, if necessary, will be issued to holders of the Contract Documents. Future effective general prevailing wage rates, which have been predetermined and are on file with the California Department of Industrial Relations are referenced but not printed in the general prevailing wage rates. Federal Wage Determination #CA180023 dated 02/09/2018 can be downloaded at the following website: https://www.wdol.gov/dba.aspx If there is a difference between the minimum wage rates predetermined by the Secretary of Labor and the general prevailing wage rates determined by the Director of the California Department of Industrial Relations for similar classifications of labor, the Contractor and Subcontractors shall pay not less than the higher wage rate. The City of Santa Barbara will not accept lower State wage rates not specifically included in the Federal minimum wage determinations. This includes “helper” (or other classifications based on hours of experience) or any other classification not appearing in the Federal wage determinations. Where Federal wage determinations do not contain the State wage determination otherwise available for use by the Contractor and Subcontractors, the Contractor and Subcontractors shall pay not less than the Federal Minimum wage rate which most closely approximates the duties of the employees in question. Bidders are hereby notified that pursuant to provisions of Section 1770, et seq., of the Labor Code of the State of California, the Contractor shall pay its employees the general prevailing rate of wages as determined by the Director of the Department of Industrial Relations. In addition, the Contractor shall be responsible for compliance with the requirements of Section 1777.5 of the California Labor Code relating to apprentice public works contracts. 6.4

Compliance. The Contract will be subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the DIR, under Labor Code section 1771.4.

Performance and Payment Bonds. The successful bidder will be required to provide performance and payment bond for 100% of the Contract Price regardless of contract dollar amount.

Substitution of Securities. Substitution of appropriate securities in lieu of retention amounts from progress payments is permitted under Public Contract Code section 22300.

10.

Instructions to Bidders. All bidders should carefully review the Instructions to Bidders before submitting a Bid Proposal.

11.

Mandatory Bidders’ Conference. A bidders’ conference will be held on Thursday, March 29, 2018 at 2:00 p.m., at the following location: 630 Garden Street, Public Works Main Conference Room for the purpose of acquainting all prospective bidders with the Contract Documents and the Worksite. The bidders’ conference is mandatory.

12.

Bidders are advised that this project is a Federal-Aid Construction project and the Contractor shall agree to all requirements, conditions, and provisions set forth in the specification book issued for bidding purposes. Bidders are advised that, as required by federal law, the State has established a statewide overall Disadvantaged Business Enterprise (DBE) goal. This Agency federal-aid contract is considered to be part of the statewide overall DBE goal. The Agency is required to report to Caltrans on DBE participation for all federal-aid contracts each year so that attainment efforts may be evaluated. This Agency federal-aid contract has a goal of 9% DBE participation.

13.

Attention is directed to the Special Conditions for federal requirements and conditions specified in Section SC.9 Buy America. This project is subject to the “Buy America” provisions of the Surface Transportation Assistance Act of 1982 as amended by the Intermodal Surface Transportation Efficiency Act of 1991.

14.

The U.S. Department of Transportation (DOT) provides a toll-free “hotline” service to report bid rigging activities. Bid rigging activities can be reported Mondays through Fridays, between 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., Eastern Time, Telephone No. 1-800-4249071. Anyone with knowledge of possible bid rigging, bidder collusion, or other fraudulent activities should use the “hotline” to report these activities. The “hotline” is part of the DOT’s continuing effort to identify and investigate highway construction contract fraud and abuse and is operated under the direction of the DOT Inspector General. All information will be treated confidentially and caller anonymity will be respected.

By: ___________________________________ Date: ________________ William Hornung, C.P.M., General Services Manager Publication Dates: 1) March 21, 2018 2) March 28, 2018 END OF NOTICE INVITING BIDS

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I HEREBY CERTIFY that the foregoing ordinance was introduced on March 13, 2018, and was adopted by the Council of the City of Santa Barbara at a meeting held on March 20, 2018, by the following roll call vote: AYES:

Councilmembers Jason Dominguez, Eric Friedman, Gregg Hart, Randy Rowse, Kristen W. Sneddon; Mayor Cathy Murillo

NOES:

None

ABSENT:

None

ABSTENTIONS:

None

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereto set my hand and affixed the official seal of the City of Santa Barbara on March 21, 2018.

/s/ Sarah P. Gorman, CMC City Clerk Services Manager I HEREBY APPROVE the foregoing ordinance on March 21, 2018.

/s/ Cathy Murillo Mayor Published March 28, 2018 Montecito Journal

business as: Albertos Metal Finishing, 717 N Milpas St, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Adalberto Castellanos, 642 W De La Guerra St, Santa Barbara, CA 93101. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa

Barbara County on March 12, 2018. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, 29 March – 5 April 2018

CITY OF SANTA BARBARA NOTICE TO BIDDERS Notice Inviting Proposals: RFP No. 3919 PARKING LOT 7 SOLAR PHOTOVOLTAIC PROJECT

Notice is hereby given that bids for Bid No. 3919 shall be received to furnish and deliver materials for the PARKING LOT 7 SOLAR PHOTOVOLTAIC PROJECT per the attached terms, conditions and specifications. Bidders must be registered on the City of Santa Barbara’s PlanetBids™ portal in order to receive addendum notifications and to submit a proposal. If any Addendum issued by the City is not acknowledged online by the Proposer, the PlanetBids System will prevent the Proposer from submitting a proposal. Proposers are responsible for obtaining all addenda from the City’s PlanetBids portal. Proposals will not be available on PlanetBids. Proposals will be received until 3:00 P.M., Thursday, May 3, 2018. At this date and time all bids received will be electronically opened and posted. It is the responsibility of the proposer to submit their proposal with sufficient time to be received by PlanetBids prior to the proposal opening date and time. Late or incomplete proposals will not be accepted.

Project Information.

2.2 Time for Completion. The planned timeframe for commencement and completion of construction of the Project is: 535 days after Notice to Proceed. 2.3 Estimate. The estimate for this Project is: N/A 2.4 Bidders’ Conference. A MANDATORY bidders’ conference will be held on April 9, 2018 at 8:00 a.m., at the following location: 1115 Anacapa St for the purpose of acquainting all prospective bidders with the Contract Documents and the Worksite. A bidder who fails to attend a mandatory bidders’ conference will be disqualified from bidding. License and Registration Requirements. 3.1 License. This Project requires a valid California contractor’s license for the following classification: California General B at time the bids are opened and to continue to hold during the term of the contract all licenses and certifications required to perform the work specified herein. 3.2 DIR Registration. City will not accept a Bid Proposal from or enter into the Contract with a bidder, without proof that the bidder and its Subcontractors are registered with the California Department of Industrial Relations (“DIR”) to perform public work under Labor Code section 1725.5, subject to limited legal exceptions. 4.

BID NO. 5640 DUE DATE & TIME: April 17, 2018 UNTIL 3:00P.M. Four New 2018 or Newer All Electric Sedan Vehicles The City of Santa Barbara is now conducting bid and proposal solicitations online through the PlanetBids System™. Vendors can register for the commodities that they are interested in bidding on using NIGP commodity codes at http://www.santabarbaraca.gov/business/bids/purchasing.asp.

2.1 Location and Description. The Project is located at the City of Santa Barbara’s Parking Lot 7 and is described as follows: Design and construct an on-site solar photovoltaic generating facility that will supply 85% of the current annual electrical energy needs of the City’s Parking Lot 7, as well as the adjacent Central Library, at a rate that is competitive with rates offered by SCE. .

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that bids will be received and posted electronically on PlanetBids for:

The initial bidders’ list for all solicitations will be developed from registered vendors.

Bids must be submitted on forms supplied by the City of Santa Barbara and in accordance with the specifications, terms and conditions contained therein. Bid packages containing all forms, specifications, terms and conditions may be obtained electronically via PlanetBids. The City of Santa Barbara affirmatively assures that minority and disadvantaged business enterprises will be afforded full opportunity to submit bids in response to this invitation and will not be discriminated against on the grounds of age (over 40), ancestry, color, mental or physical disability, sex, gender identity and expression, marital status, medical condition (cancer or genetic characteristics), national origin, race, religious belief, or sexual orientation in consideration of award. _________________________ William Hornung, C.P.M. General Services Manager

Published: March 28, 2018 Montecito Journal

Prevailing Wage Requirements. 5.1 General. This Project is subject to the prevailing wage requirements applicable to the locality in which the Work is to be performed for each craft, classification or type of worker needed to perform the Work, including employer payments for health and welfare, pension, vacation, apprenticeship and similar purposes. 5.2 Rates. The prevailing rates are on file with City and available online at http://www.dir.ca.gov/DLSR. Each Contractor and Subcontractor must pay no less than the specified rates to all workers employed to work on the Project. The schedule of per diem wages is based upon a working day of eight hours. The rate for holiday and overtime work must be at least time and one-half. 5.3 Compliance. The Contract will be subject to compliance monitoring and enforcement by the DIR, under Labor Code section 1771.4.

Substitution of Securities. Substitution of appropriate securities in lieu of retention amounts from progress payments is permitted under Public Contract Code section 22300.

Instructions to Bidders. All bidders should carefully review the Instructions to Bidders before submitting a Bid Proposal.

By: _______________________________________

Date: ________________

William Hornung CPM, General Services Manager Publication Dates: March 28 and April 4, 2018 Montecito Journal END OF NOTICE INVITING BIDS

County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN No. 20180000757. Published March 21, 28, April 4, 11, 2018. F I CT I T I O U S B U S I N E S S N A M E STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: DNA Discount, 5048 Cathedral Oaks Rd, 29 March – 5 April 2018

Santa Barbara, CA 93111. Gregory R Hons, 5048 Cathedral Oaks Rd, Santa Barbara, CA 93111. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on March 12, 2018. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I

hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Christine Potter. FBN No. 20180000759. Published March 21, 28, April 4, 11, 2018. F I CT I T I O U S B U S I N E S S N A M E

STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Crypto Farming; Santa Barbara Avocado Company, 5006 Telephone Road, Orcutt, CA 93455. Tim Kurriss, 5006 Telephone Road, Orcutt, CA 93455. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on March 6,

2018. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Marlene Ashcom. FBN No. 2018-0000682. Published March 14, 21, 28, April 4, 2018. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Camille K, 1318 Alta Vista Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. SUD West Partners INC, 1318 Alta Vista Road, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 28, 2018. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on

If there was magic in this world, it happened within sight of the three bases and home plate. – Tee Morris

file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Connie Tran. FBN No. 20180000621. Published March 7, 14, 21, 28, 2018. F I C T I T I O U S B U S I N E S S NAME STATEMENT: The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Rent A Handyman SB, 823 Bond Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. Elekatek Construction Inc, 823 Bond Ave, Santa Barbara, CA 93103. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on February 27, 2018. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jazmin Murphy. FBN No. 2018-0000608. Published March 7, 14, 21, 28, 2018.

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South Coast to manage debris material has been very difficult,” said the County’s director of recovery, Matt Pontes. “The County will continue to aggressively evaluate potential local sites, as well as reach out to neighboring counties for the use of their facilities,” he added. In the meantime, other options are being recommended by the County for debris on private property, including a Materials Exchange Website (www. sbcountymaterialexchange. com), a convenient and mutually beneficial way for the community to share usable materials such as rocks, soil, mulch, boulders, and other natural

materials that can be repurposed for other landscaping needs. Additional locations outside of the County may be available for material transfer; a full list of sites currently accepting material can be found at www.ReadySBC.org.

Sheriff’s Blotter

Santa Barbara County officials are alerting the public to a fraudulent flyer that is being distributed in the Santa Barbara area with a suspect attempting to gain unauthorized access to homes. According to a fraudulent flyer

dated March 22, a “team of land technicians are conducting ground stability testing” in Santa Barbara. County logos and infographics were used to give the flyer the appearance of an official release. This flyer is fraudulent, and a suspect distributing the flyer is attempting to gain unauthorized access to private property. At approximately 1:08 pm on Thursday, March 22, a suspect approached a residence in the Portesuello area of Santa Barbara and knocked on the door. The suspect wore an I.D. on a lanyard, claimed to be a representative of the Office of Emergency Management, and attempted to gain access to the proper-

A fraudulent flyer with SB County logos and infographics was distributed last week as an attempt to gain unauthorized access to private homes

ty. No representatives from the Office of Emergency Management are in the field and would attempt to gain access to a private home. The suspect is described as a white male adult, 5’-6” tall, approximately 25 years of age, wearing a gray hoodie and a yellow reflective vest. Officers from the Santa Barbara Police Department searched the area for the suspect and were not able to locate him. Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Office advises the public not to allow any individuals claiming to represent the County or City of Santa Barbara for “stability testing” to access their property. If anyone attempts to gain unauthorized access to a residence, the public should call 911 immediately.

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LETTERS (Continued from page 34)

was a tremendous help to our effort, but your article has surely brought the store to the attention of many people who need us, especially for the startup of our habitat drive. So, we now consider you one of our angels too! We have started to create events presented by the Recovery Project for our community. The first one, Woman’s Community Night, is Thursday, March 29, beginning at 7 pm at the Recovery Free Store, 1016 Coast Village Road (across from Vons). We are taking reservations (call 805-570-4339) since space is limited. Berna Keiler Montecito

Dropping out and Dropping in

In last week’s issue, Michael Sanchez wrote (“Smugness on Parade,” MJ #24/12): “But many of those big-name actors who started as children often don’t even have a high school education. And yet, they somehow feel qualified to tell the rest of us what we should think and sometimes even how to vote.” Does that mean the more than 1.3 million people who drop out of high school every year in the U.S. should put a cork in their mouth? What about college dropouts? Are the one out of 15 U.S. millionaires who drop out of school allowed to have a political opinion? What about billionaire Kirk Kerkorian? He dropped out of the eighth grade. Our public school system — first enforced in the U.S. at gunpoint — is more about brainwashing than education. It originated in ancient Sparta, and was fine-tuned in the 19th century in both class-conscious Prussia and caste-conscious India. John Dewey wrote (in 1897), “Every teacher should realize he is a social servant set apart for the maintenance of the proper social order and the securing of the right social growth. In this way, the teacher is always the prophet of the true God and the usherer in of the true kingdom of heaven.” Incidentally, there is an underlying, snooty overeducated vibe in Hollywood. Many “Hollywood” notables received their pre-college education in elite private schools. Dick Wolf went to Andover and also attended two other elite schools: The Gunnery, founded in 1850, and St, David’s School, opened in 1951. James Spader dropped out of Andover, while Humphrey Bogart and Jesse Colin Young were expelled. Bruce Dern, Sir Michael Lindsay-Hogg, and Ben Kurland dropped out of Choate. Long story short, I’ve got no problem with dropouts such as actor Armie Hammer of Montecito voicing 29 March – 5 April 2018

his political views. Our Eden By the Sea has come a long way, baby, since Montecito residents allowed actor Robert Mitchum to join the Birnam Wood Country Club. My hero is actor/comedian Buster Keaton, who was kicked out of school for good on the same day he was forced to go to school. I admire people who can roll big wheels without any coerced education, such as admiral David Farragut (1801-70), who took command of his first warship when he was 12 years old. Atom Bergstrom Montecito

Deer Grammarians

When, in the great topological tumble, 20-ton boulders come crashing through entire communities, they nudge us toward contemplating, as do the interpenetrating planes of Cubist paintings, the structurality of structure. After all, we find ourselves suddenly left living and thinking within a Buddhist teaching: that all realms interpenetrate. And it is not only boulders. As a nun at the Vedanta Temple recently confessed: Neighbors who may never had met, when stranded from civilization, found themselves hiking to each other’s doors and extending welcoming and helping hands. All realms interpenetrate, and each realm has its own story, within which abides its own deep grammar and mythos. The story of the mountains for instance, is mostly silent, for they begin to mouth their deep, geomorphic grammar lessons only when their boulders begin clearing their throats in their streambeds. How well do we read it? The deer grammarians, could they but share with us their stories, would inform us that in the Great Forest, all forest beings — 2,000-year-old trees, waterfalls, fierce mountain lions, members of their own herd — are all mere nouns. That in the entire Great Forest, there exists only one verb. One power capable of significant action. “Fire” is the name of that verb. As in firing a clay pot, or a province. Fire roars, laying down the laws proclaiming the deep grammar of the forest. All the other beings in the forest must yield to Fire’s irresistible message, the transforming energy flow that is the forest’s metabolism. All other beings are merely passive agents: food for fire’s millions of voracious mouths. Fire is born of the forests. The Child of the Forests, as Indo-European pastoralists called him. In his infancy, the mothering trees embrace him, desiring him who desires them. He clings to the trees with his blazing lusters, like a fawn

drinking from a doe. Born of the trees, he yet devours them in a second. He is terrible, irresistible, and tears the forests apart. Wide-spreading: his light is seen from afar. When driven by wind, he tears asunder Earth’s body, licking the young Earth as the master of her treasures. All the beings of the forests have for so long lived circumscribed by his laws that fire is inscribed within the very laws of their own being. Many species of pine seeds do not germinate until liberated from their imprisoning cones by the touch of fire. Redwood seeds flourish in ash beds left by the burning of a decayed giant. In primitive coniferous forests, large and unnatural accumulations of dead wood did not develop. This is because light burns, like the herds themselves, roamed freely through the forests, keeping them open and clean, enriching the soil, and encouraging the growth of herbaceous plants. These created, in effect, huge salads. Primordial, park-like forests were inviting to deer. Deer populations, post-burn, exploded. After rains, deer would drink in swollen streams and pasture on successive waves of postfire vegetation bathed in un-shadowed sunlight. This gave two-footed creatures, who followed the four-footed, freedom to rove the groves of oaks and pines and to hunt and to gather acorns and pine nuts. Deer, however, do not dwell in fixed abodes. They could escape blazes in the patchwork quilts of primitive but open forests simply by stepping into recently burned patches of ground. They did not have to contend with what Forest Service folk call “downstream values”: the fixed structures erected by civilizations. It is easy to see that each fire and debris victim, homeowner, banker, real estate worker, emergency responder, and Caltrans and Amtrak exec harbors a story that paints fire in a different light. How to reconcile these two conflicting discourses and the actions that flow from them? Gary Snyder, lauded as poet laureate of Deep Ecology, has long advised designing with nature. In The Politics of Ethnopoetics, he suggests that in designing our homes and communities, we learn natural-law design

principles by studying the myths and other “texts” of tribal peoples: the Chumash, for instance, as detailed in Patterns of Indian Burning in California: Ecology and Ethnohistory (Henry T. Lewis). How to design like pre-colonial Chumash? By reflecting on Snyder’s advice to realize that Nature is not a place we visit, but where we live. After the Coyote Fire, a story emerged of a couple who, when beholding the flames approach, donned their scuba gear, slipped into their swimming pool, and chilled until things cooled down. Knowing that chaparral is the fiercest of fuels, they had constructed their dwelling from concrete. The scriptures of the Indic branch of the Indo Europeans proclaim (listen up insurance and mortgage companies, as well as all those who want to rebuild): “Fire is the close comrade of the Rivers, as is a brother to his sisters.” If you fly over Italy, you will behold old towns built on hills, with the rich alluvial valleys reserved for agriculture. In closing, I wonder aloud if in the continuing whisper of Montecito stories of the Great Flow, is there one utterance that serves, in the words of Borges, as “the formula and perfect compendium of all the rest”? Is there one overarching deep grammar that harmonizes all the others? I have heard that voice reverberating in the actions of all those I have observed responding to Montecito’s recent tragedy by performing nameless and perhaps unremembered little acts of kindness and of love, day after day: from disaster center workers, the responders, the Bucket Brigade, the crew at the free-clothing store, and countless others working and volunteering to cheer their neighbors’ hearts. And I have heard that voice especially at a La Casa de Maria gathering, from the heart of a Chumash elder. He shared how the flow gives us all the opportunity to appreciate the plights of others around the world who find themselves in similar circumstances, but must meet their situation without our community’s resources. James N. Powell Montecito •MJ

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FRIDAY, MARCH 30 SCAPE to the Coast – More than 150 Southern California Artists Painting for the Environment (SCAPE) members plus fine-art photographer Reeve Woolpert are participating in the sixth annual Visions of the Gaviota Coast. The benefit art exhibition showcasing visual representations of the stunning Gaviota Coast – the majestic 72-mile stretch of open coastline that provides a pristine habitat for more than 1,400 species, including the endangered snowy plover – has become a favorite weekend wonder over its half-dozen years, partly due to its own environs: the five-star RitzCarlton Bacara on the way to Gaviota. Live music, appetizers, and local wines are featured at the free reception from 5 to 8 tonight, which also contains the conclusion of the silent auction and raffle for an overnight stay and spa treatment at the Bacara that begins at 2 pm. Painter and exhibit juror Rick Schloss has many years of collaboration with the renowned Oak Group, another venerable Santa Barbara association of artists whose work depicts nature scenes in and around the area. Forty percent of all art sales will be split between the nonprofits Gaviota Coast Conservancy

and the Naples Coalition to assist in continuing their successful efforts to protect coastline, which have recently achieved big victories toward the preservation of the region. Tomorrow’s highlights include a free screening of Gaviota: The End of Southern California, the documentary – which premiered at SBIFF in 2017 – that was filmed over a five-year period covering all four seasons and traverses the region from the ocean floor of the Santa Barbara Channel to the peaks of the jagged Santa Ynez Mountains. WHEN: 2 to 8 pm today, 10 am to 5 pm tomorrow WHERE: Ritz-Carlton Bacara, 8301 Hollister Ave., Goleta COST: free INFO: 683-6631 or http:// s-c-a-p-e.org SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Kay and Campbell, Rockin’ for a Reason – John Kay, the founder and lead singer of Steppenwolf, the late-1960s rock band whose “Born to Be Wild” and “Magic Carpet Ride” are among rock music’s most indelible anthems of the era – moved to Montecito several years ago, but only made his official public local debut in 2016 in a benefit for SOhO Restaurant & Music Club to commemorate the venue’s 20th anniversary as the only

SATURDAY, MARCH 31 Bliss-ful Tutte Live on Screen – Tenor Ben Bliss, who spent the summer of 2012 studying at the Music Academy of the West, is among the stars in the brand new critically acclaimed production of Così fan tutte in the next presentation in the Metropolitan Opera’s Live in HD series. Phelim McDermott’s clever vision of Mozart’s comedy about the sexes is now set in a carnival-esque fun house environment inspired by 1950s Coney Island, complete with bearded ladies, a contortionist, a sword swallower, strongman, fire eater, and even a Ferris wheel on stage. Kelli O’Hara, the 2015 Tony Award lead actress winner in The King and I and a six-time nominee, stars as Despina while Christopher Maltman portrays Don Alfonso, the cynical bachelor who manipulates the action, challenging his young friends who have been bragging about the fidelity of their fiancées, to a dare to see if their ladies are truly loyal. Bliss and Adam Plachetka portrays the young lovers, opposite Amanda Majeski and Serena Malfi as their partners who test each others faithfulness. The New York Times praised the production as “A winning show… Colorful, inventive, sometimes riotous, sometimes surreal… full of charms and insights”, while lauding Bliss as “wonderful, with an ideally sweet voice and boyish earnestness.” The orchestra, meanwhile, is conducted by David Robertson, music director of the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra, who led that ensemble at the Granada as part of CAMA’s series just two months ago. Bliss, for his part, has returned to the Music Academy’s Hahn Hall a couple of times since that summer half a dozen years ago, most recently for the 2016 Opening Night Gala and dedication of the Marilyn Horne Main House, and last year as part of UCSB’s Arts & Lectures series. While Cosi screens live today at the Metro 4 downtown – when famed two-time Grammy-winning mezzo-soprano Joyce DiDonato serves as hostess – Hahn Hall will host an encore screening on Sunday, April 8. WHEN: 9:55 am WHERE: Metro 4 Cinema, 618 State St. COST: $20 INFO: www.metopera.org/HD

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EVENTS by Steven Libowitz

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 Rim-shot: Grand Presentation – Perhaps it was pride in his homeland that spurred photographer-filmmaker Peter McBride to join writer Kevin Fedarko on an audacious and demanding adventure to transect the length of the Grand Canyon on foot, an endeavor only about 24 people had accomplished before them. Their effort to share the Grand Canyon’s uncharted glory and shed light on the many threats it faces took 13 months, as the pair logged nearly 800 miles and churned through seven pairs of shoes as they hiked in temperatures ranging from minus-5 to 111 degrees. McBride is no stranger to the canyon, as the native Coloradan returned home after a decade traveling to 60 different countries to take photos published in National Geographic, Smithsonian, Outside, Men’s Journal, and Esquire, among others, to spend two years focusing on documenting the Colorado River. The journey culminated in the acclaimed coffee table book The Colorado River: Flowing through Conflict and the award-winning short film, Chasing Water and Delta Dawn. Fedarko, for his part, was also eager for the trip, as he works as a part-time river guide in the Grand Canyon. Now the two are touring their National Geographic Live illustrated presentation titled “Between River and Rim: Hiking the Grand Canyon”, which arrives at UCSB tonight. WHEN: 7:30 pm WHERE: UCSB’s Campbell Hall COST: $25 general, $15 youth under 18 INFO: 893-3535 or www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu

place in town offering live, original music seven nights a week. Meanwhile, the Dirty Knobs are the L.A.-based band that features Mike Campbell, the Hall of Fame guitarist who was with Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers since the group debuted, plus several other session and touring players who frequently work with rock stars. The two forces are coming together tonight back at SOhO in a special show that will be doubly poignant, given that it’s a benefit for the Elephant Crisis Fund – the nonprofit that aims to avert the destruction of African elephants for their ivory tusks – while also representing the first time the Knobs have played at SOhO, one of their favorite stomping grounds, since the untimely death of Petty last year. The show will have three distinct sections, beginning with a solo acoustic set from Kay, followed by a Steppenwolf set with the singer backed by the Dirty Knobs, which, in addition to Campbell, includes Matt Laug (drummer for Alanis Morissette, Melissa Etheridge, Slash’s Snakepit, and others), Jason Sinay (guitarist and musical director of Rosanne Barr’s show), and bassist Lance Morrison (Don Henley). The night closes with the band’s own dance set of rock classics and originals, which we are imagining might feature several Petty hits. Pretty much all of the shows that Kay does as Steppenwolf these days serve as fundraisers for The Maue Kay Foundation, the nonprofit formed in 2004 by Kay and his wife, Jutta Maue Kay, to support individuals and organizations engaged in the

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protection of wildlife, the environment, and human rights, with a big emphasis on the former, and his solo shows are often benefits on behalf of NGOs the foundation supports. But Dirty Knobs might be able to support him even more strongly than the current members of Steppenwolf. WHEN: 8 pm WHERE: SOhO, 1221 State Street, upstairs in Victoria Court COST: $30-$90 INFO: 962-7776 or www.sohosb.com WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 Seduced by Storytelling – Perhaps The Moth is a misleading name for the storytelling collective that began in its founder’s living room, as the effort has not only grown into an epic, nationwide phenomenon with a cult-like following, but also spawned imitators/tributes such as Santa Barbara’s own Speaking of Stories’s “Personal Tales”, which celebrated its fourth annual show last month. Far from flaming out as the lights get brighter, the Moth’s mainstage events are storytelling group’s hottest tickets, with each show exploring a theme in unexpected ways. As always, each tale is true and told by its author, creating an evening that “dances between documentary and theater... as well as inspiring and harrowing... creating a unique, intimate, and often enlightening experience for the audience.” We have yet to hear of the theme or tellers for tonight’s third annual early spring visit to the Lobero, once again sponsored by KCRW. But perhaps you can get a few hints as a top-level ticket holder, 29 March – 5 April 2018

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4 Weekday Jazz – Saxophonist-band leadercomposer Lito Hernandez received Berklee College of Music’s prestigious Presidential Scholarship in 2009 before serving as an adjunct faculty member at Santa Barbara City College, as well as teaching the woodwind ensemble with the El Sistema-inspired program iCAN (Incredible Children’s Art Network) back here in town. Hernandez also received a scholarship to Berklee College of Music in Valencia, Spain, where he obtained his master’s degree in contemporary performance. He’ll be leading his Fotet in a night of “Millennial Jazz”, which he defines as “music that reflects me and my generation,” tonight at SOhO, fronting a band that includes Santa Barbara native Santiino Taferella on bass, Miles Napier on piano, Matt Von Roderick on trumpet, and Daryell Perkins on drums. The outfit also performs tomorrow night at Squashed Grapes, 2351 E. Main St. in Ventura. WHEN: 7 pm WHERE: SOhO, 1221 State Street, upstairs in Victoria Court COST: $12 general, $2 students INFO: 962-7776 or www.sohosb.com

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which grants access to a pre-party with complimentary drinks and bites before the show, featuring a live set spun by KCRW DJ Garth Trinidad. WHEN: 7 pm (Pre-party 5:30 pm) WHERE: 33 East Canon Perdido St. COST: $25 & $35 ($105 patron tickets include priority seating and pre-concert private reception) INFO: 963-0761 or www. lobero.com Huang Debunks the Bunkers – Yunte Huang’s 2010 book, Charlie Chan: The Untold Story of the Honorable Detective and His Rendezvous with American History, won the Edgar Award and was the finalist for the National Book Critics Circle Award, as well as being named a New York Times Notable Book and one of the best books of the year by a number of newspapers and Amazon. com. Huang – a UCSB English professor who previously taught at Harvard and was a Guggenheim Fellow in 2014-15 – has just published his new work, a long-awaited portrait

of Chang and Eng Bunker, the 19 century twins conjoined at the sternum who were “discovered” in Siam by a British merchant in 1824. Inseparable: The Original Siamese Twins and Their Rendezvous with American History brings an Asian American perspective to the story, as Huang depicts the twins first as museum exhibits but later as financially savvy showmen who gained their freedom and traveled the backroads of rural America to bring “entertainment” to the masses. His tale of their rise from subhuman, freak-show celebrities to rich southern gentry who owned slaves and married two white sisters, resulting in 21 children, has already received plaudits and praise as being filled with wry humor, Shakespearean profundity, and trenchant insight. Huang talks about the work and signs copies of the book this evening at Chaucer’s. WHEN: 7 pm WHERE: 3321 State St. in Loreto Plaza Shopping Center COST: free INFO: 682-6787 or www. chaucersbooks.com •MJ th

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Pico and Popova Picking It up – Maria Popova – the creative mind behind Brain Pickings, the immensely popular online compendium of treasures spanning art, science, poetry, design, philosophy, history, anthropology, and more – created the site as a one-woman labor of love to serve as her subjective lens on what matters in the world and why. Brain Pickings, which she founded in 2006 as a weekly email that went out to seven friends, is a record of her own becoming as a person – intellectually, creatively, spiritually – and an inquiry into how to live and what it means to lead a good life. Going back almost six years, the still ad-free site has been included in the Library of Congress permanent web archive, while Popova has been called “A one-woman curation machine, dedicated to surfacing content, old and new, that makes her readers smarter” by Forbes. Pico Iyer is the part-time Santa Barbara-based author of two novels and 10 works of nonfiction, including such long-running bestsellers as Video Night in Kathmandu, The Lady and the Monk, The Art of Stillness, and The Open Road, his meditation on 34 years spent talking with the 14th Dalai Lama. Iyer has been in Time magazine, The New York Times, Harper’s, and more than 200 periodicals around the world for more than 25 years. The two will talk tonight as part of UCSB Arts & Lectures’s ongoing “In Conversation” series. Popova will also be at the Santa Barbara Central Library at 4 pm today for the library’s free Thematic Learning Initiative event titled “Exploring Treasures of Our Local Libraries and Archives”. WHEN: 7:30 pm WHERE: UCSB’s Campbell Hall COST: $20 to $35 INFO: 893-3535 or www.ArtsAndLectures.UCSB.edu

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Real Estate

780 Rockbridge Road: $3,955,000 sold in March

by Mark Ashton Hunt

Mark and his wife, Sheela Hunt, are real estate agents. His family goes back nearly 100 years in the Santa Barbara area. Mark’s grandparents – Bill and Elsie Hunt – were Santa Barbara real estate brokers for 25 years.

Recent Sales and Current Listings

hile attempting to get a grasp of what is happening in the real estate market in Montecito following the debris flow event, it has been difficult to move past the fact that these are not only homes, properties, and assets, they are places where families and friends live, or lived. That said, it is not a simple task to just take a marketplace perspective without taking into consideration other factors affecting the area and home sales. Residents have endured evacuations, school alerts, construction, and road closures, but a walk around the neighborhood with my wife this morning reminded me how lovely this area is and why so many people want to live here. As the phrase “The show must go on” urges, we must endure and we must move forward. The analysis of prices, comparisons to other years, sales volume, et cetera, is necessary to help residents, lenders and the rest determine where the market is in terms of values. That said, sales have been slow recently, so there is not a lot of data to evaluate. In looking at 2018 sales compared to 2017 in the same timeframe, we must take into consideration that a lower sales volume is normal for this time of year (middle of winter). However, it is important to point out that, since the January debris flow event, sales have been down about half of what they were in the same timeframe in 2017, (10 January to 25 March), both in number of homes sold and total dollars in sales. Home sales drawn from the Multiple Listing Service (MLS) and that do not include “land only” sales indicate that 16 homes have closed escrow in that time period, for a total sales volume of $47,000,000-plus. The highest-price home was $6,300,000; the second highest was $4,400,000. The bulk of 2018 sales so far in Montecito have been in the $1.5 to $4 million range. During the same period of 2017, 29 sales were recorded for a total of $101,000,000-plus; the highest-price home went for $12,500,000; the second-highest for $8,100,000. When comparing sales of more than $5 million during the same time frame in each year (January 10 to March 25), you can see the current dip in the high-end sales for this period in 2018. In 2017, eight homes sold for $5 million or more, whereas in 2018 only one home sold in 2018 during this time frame for more than $5 million. We had already been seeing, not necessarily a slowdown in number of overall sales year over year for the last two years, but certainly a slowdown in the higher-end sales – those more than $5 million. This is not necessarily reflecting a reduction in terms of value, or price per square foot even, but shows that, for the most part, homes priced more than $5 million are having a tougher time finding buyers. Here is a look at two homes that have sold in the past week or two (post-debris flow), as well as a couple of homes on the market that offer many of the selling points that may likely be on a Montecito buyer’s checklist.

This property features a 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath main house on 2+/- acres in the Riven Rock area of Montecito. There is a one-bedroom guest suite with ocean views and en-suite bath; an attached 2-car garage; a detached carport for two cars and a separate-temperature controlled wine room with a 3,500-bottle capacity. This home is located within the Cold Spring School District.

On the Market

556 Periwinkle Lane: Asking $2,425,000

Recently remodeled “Moody Sisters” cottage, near upper village shops and restaurants. This 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom home is surrounded by gardens and mature trees and features a new kitchen and new bathrooms, high ceilings, oak floors, and numerous French doors. The home is located within the Montecito Union School District.

249 Las Entradas: Asking $6,450,000

Recent Sales

27 Seaview Drive: $2,525,000 sold in March

This is one of the larger units at Montecito Shores and offers ocean views and western sunset exposure. There are 3 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms in the 2,360sq-ft unit. This condo is in the Montecito Union School District.

This is a sprawling, private resort style estate, offering ocean and mountain views. It features a full-level master suite with sitting room, a 2-bedroom guest suite at the lower level w/sitting room and separate entrance, a separate lower-level wing with game room, and office and a separate entrance. There is also an expansive pool terrace, spa and full 2-bedroom, 2-bath guest house. A 5-car garage and off-street parking might make this property desirable for a car collector. The home is in the Montecito Union School District and within the guard-gated community of Ennisbrook.

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Feel free to contact me regarding any real estate needs or to set up a showing with the listing agents of any of the properties above: Mark@Villagesite.com or call/text (805) 698-2174. Please view my website, www.MontecitoBestBuys.com, upon which this article is based. •MJ • The Voice of the Village •

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said. “We had to gauge how the audience would respond to songs that maybe aren’t as famous as The Beatles’s classics. We tinkered with it a bit and now it feels like a real solid second act that adds a little spin to the typical Beatles tribute. I think people respect and appreciate that we’re doing something different.” It also helps that the foursome portraying the Beatles have been together for four years, McBurney noted. “We really try to go full out with both high energy and heart. The level and detail and the passion we have for the music really stands out. I think we’ve nailed it by now.” (TheaterLeague’s Broadway series presents Let It Be at the Granada at 8 pm Saturday, March 31. Tickets cost $45 to $80. Call 899-2222 or visit www. granadasb.org.)

When we reveal her, her head is in the middle, her tummy is up above, and her feet are way up high. That was my signature piece until everybody started copying it... it’s very difficult to keep these things to and for yourself. In most cases, a trick can’t be patented as a new invention. So, it’s out there. And after one magician does it, everybody else figures it must be in public domain. I was very upset about it years ago, but I’ve put it aside. All you can do is come up with a better trick. What are some of your favorites now? Fusion, a form of sawing a lady in half, is about pushing a lady through a

piece of glass that we’ve made liquid so we can do it. But when she slides halfway through, we stop, something goes wrong and the glass becomes solid, and the girl gets divided in half. Then we have to put her back together again. At the Lobero, we’ll be doing Squeeze Play, another one of my own, where the girl is between two panels that when they get pushed together turn her into a flat doll. We go through lots of funny stuff with that before we reproduce her. And my current signature piece is Look to the Future, where an alien captures me in a space machine. There’s a very surprising conclusion, but we don’t want to tip that off. What makes for a great illusion?

Surprise. If you show a box that’s empty, the audience knows something is going to appear in it, maybe a rabbit or a lady. But then you create an effect where you catch them off-guard, where they can’t foresee what’s going to happen. That’s the best magic there is. And that goes for close-up magic too. But even more importantly, performing magic has always been about the entertainment value. As long as you give them fun, and make them laugh, they’ll keep coming back. (It’s Magic! performs at 2 & 6:30 pm Saturday, March 31, at the Lobero Theatre. 33 East Canon Perdido St. Tickets cost $20 to $35. Call 963-0761 or visit www.lobero.com) •MJ

Jones-ing for Magic Chuck Jones has been performing magic for nearly six decades, dating back to when he was just a kid visiting magic shops – yes, those used to be popular – with his dad. “The magic bug, it just bites you and it doesn’t let go,” Jones said. “The guy behind the counter would demonstrate a trick and if you buy it, you could duck back there and he’d show you how it works. I bought more magic than you can imagine just so I could learn how to do ‘em.” Jones appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson as a 12-year-old – a gig he landed because a Carson writer who had hired him for his kid’s birthday party was suitably impressed – then parlayed that into his own kid’s TV show. Later, Jones and his wife would tackle every phase of the business, from shows in shopping mall to revues in Las Vegas, fairs and expositions to corporate gigs, amusement park productions, and big touring roadshows. On Saturday, Chuck Jones & Co. returns to perform for the 62nd annual edition of It’s Magic!, the revue show he first appeared with back in 1964, at the Lobero, where he’ll be sharing the stage with fellow Magic Castle veterans Xavier Mortimer, Dan Birch, Pop Hayden, and Matt Marcy. Jones talked about the changing world of magic, what still keeps him going, and his current illusions over the phone from Los Angeles. Q. You created the Mis-Made Girl, one of the most iconic illusions of all time. But you don’t do it anymore. A. We premiered that for the It’s Magic! show in 1964. The girl is divided in four parts, but when the assistants on stage put the boxes back together, they make a “mistake” and the parts are in the wrong order. 29 March – 5 April 2018

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reathtaking panoramic ocean views abound from this exquisite home on Summerland Heights Lane. The contemporary craftsman home has been recently remodeled with European oak floors and a designer kitchen complete with custom Italian cabinetry, quality quartz countertops, Gaggenau appliances, and "NanaWall" doors and windows, expanding the living space outdoors. The 2700-sq-ft home has an ideal floor plan, with formal and relaxed living areas on the ground level and bedrooms upstairs. The large master boasts multiple closets, a sitting area, and a deck to enjoy the unobstructed ocean views. There are two other bedrooms and a second full bathroom, as well as a lovely lofted den with quality built-ins. This wonderful home is located on a perfectly located knoll on the eastern edge of Montecito, within close proximity to the beach, restaurants, and shops.

Kelly Mahan Herrick

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$19,500,000 | 568 Toro Canyon Park Rd, Carpinteria | 4BD/6BA Cristal Clarke | 805.886.9378 | Lic # 00968247

$4,495,000 | 930 Camino Medio, Hope Ranch | 4BD/4½BA Mary Whitney | 805.689.0915 | Lic # 01144746

$25,000,000 | 1491 Edgecliff Ln, Montecito | 3BD/3½BA Daniel Encell | 805.565.4896 Lic # 00976141

$15,900,000 | 2692 Sycamore Canyon Rd, Montecito | 7BD/8BA Mary Whitney | 805.689.0915 Lic # 01144746

$9,250,000 | Villa Raphael, Montecito Upper | 3BD/5BA Nancy Kogevinas/Robert Kemp | 805.450.6233/229.6318 Lic # 01209514/01246412

$9,000,000 | 2600 Bella Vista Dr, Montecito | 4BD/3½BA Daniel Encell | 805.565.4896 Lic # 00976141

$6,566,000 | Riviera, Foothills | 5BD/4½BA John McGowan & Ashley McGowan | 805.637.5858/637.8661 Lic # 00893030/02041055

$6,195,000 | 640 Stonehouse Ln, Montecito Upper | 4BD/6BA Angie Guiberteau | 805.699.1149 Lic # 02040148

$4,395,000 | 1428 E Valley Rd, Montecito | 4BD/4½BA Daniel Encell | 805.565.4896 Lic # 00976141

$3,725,000 | 975 Camino Medio, Hope Ranch | 5BD/4BA MK Properties | 805.565.4014 Lic # 01426886/01930309

$3,595,000 | 975 Mariposa Ln, Montecito Upper | 4BD/3½BA Calcagno & Hamilton | 805.565.4000 Lic # 01499736/01129919

$3,395,000 | 299 Sheffield Dr, Montecito Lower | 5BD/4½BA Cristal Clarke | 805.886.9378 Lic # 00968247

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