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It’s about a meditative walk through a serene labyrinth just steps from the UCSB campus. It’s about a bike ride along the ocean cliffs. And it’s about IV’s walls, parks, and art installations.

Our vibrant world food culture reflects our diverse population. Family friendly Estero Park and the Isla Vista Food Co-op are welcome staples of this community.

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volume 30, number 558, Sept. 22-29, 2016 This Modern World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21

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Contents

Barney Brantingham’s On the Beat . . . . . 23

the week.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 33 living.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 Living Page . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41 Starshine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 43

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Sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 45

Cover STORY

The 2016 Foodie Awards Our Seventh Annual Celebration of Eating Well in Santa Barbara

(Matt Kettmann and George Yatchisin)

ON THE COVER: Kyle’s Kitchen founders Jay and Deena Ferro with kids Ava, Kyle, Paige, and Ember.

Photo by Paul Wellman.

ABOVE: Mony’s owners Jose and Monica “Mony” Diaz.

news.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9

Feature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16

opinions.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15

Food & Drink . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47

Fueling

os and Drinks A Dossier on the Dynam Mixology Scene Santa Barbara’s

The Restaurant Guy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49

Dining Out Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51

a&e. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53 Arts Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 53

Dance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55 Theater . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 57

Pop, Rock & Jazz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 61

Listings . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 62

film & tv. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65 Feature . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65 Movie Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 67

odds & ends. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18

Obituaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 18

Angry Poodle Barbecue . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15 Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology . . . . . . . 71 Capitol Letters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Letters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21

Welcome to

Classifieds.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 72

This week, Matt Kettmann ditches his wine glass and picks up a lowball to explore Santa Barbara’s growing craft bartending scene. Our obscure-fact-filled Cocktail Land mini-magazine — which you will find in the center of this paper unless someone has already swiped it to map out their pub crawl — flows downtown, uptown, and across the Mesa to Goleta, searching out the fresh, the weird, and the ever-delicious in a frosty, smoked-pistachio-topped glass. “These mini-mags let our team flex their creative muscles beyond the usual weekly newspaper boundaries,” said Matt, who’s organized a half-dozen or so over the past year, from Tech-Topia and the film fest’s Meet the Makers to an upcoming Santa Barbara Gift Guide.

“This just might be my favorite one yet.” online now at

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‘You can’t leave it to neighbors tattling on neighbors.’

— Joshua Haggmark, city water director, on the need for enforcement officers should Santa Barbara impose a ban on lawn watering

NEWS of the WEEK

sept. 15-22, 2016

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IN CAse OF eMeRGeNCY: A plane-crash emergency drill was staged Tuesday morning at the Santa Barbara Airport, where dozens of firefighters

and paramedics rescued 70 actors with make-believe injuries ranging from minor to life-threatening. An MTD bus fitted with smoke machines doubled as the downed plane. Here, Montecito Fire Captain Evan Skei tends to Bonnie Elliott, a regular Community Emergency Response Team volunteer. Her wheelchair for the day added a layer of unpredictability for first responders, who were gauged on their readiness and quick thinking. The FAA requires the full-scale drill, the most comprehensive of its kind in the country, every three years.

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No Water Cops Yet Council Votes Down Lawn-Watering Ban

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measures, but for a slim majority of the Santa Barbara City Council, California’s drought has not gotten grim enough to warrant enacting a ban on lawn watering or creating the new cadre of water cops needed to enforce it.

Three councilmembers and Mayor Helene Schneider expressed serious reservations about Big Brother enforcement scenarios— no drones in backyards, the mayor said—or a belief that city residents would conserve even more if told rather than asked. Conversely, three councilmembers argued the shortage had grown so dire that a water ban, a building moratorium, and new drought impact fees were necessary.“Our margin of error is gone,” declared Councilmember Bendy White, the self-described Cassandra of the council on

water issues. “We’re talking about wanting to do nice things. We don’t have any more slack in the system.”

The “nice things” to which White alluded were stepped-up voluntary conservation measures accompanied by a robust “branding” effort. White, a water commissioner during the last drought, insisted that tougher enforcement was needed even while acknowledging what a “PR disaster” it proved to be 20 years ago. In the past month, City Hall suddenly and unhappily discovered it had access to 800 fewer acre-feet of water from Lake Cachuma — now 93 percent empty— empty than anticipated.

It also discovered that it would have to release substantially more to restore remnant populations of federally endangered steelhead trout.

City wells, White added, had been pushed hard enough to give rise to concerns about saltwater intrusion into the groundwater

basin. During the last major drought, he said, it took city basins 20 years to recuperate.

City water czar Joshua Haggmark argued Santa Barbara residents needed to make do with 800 fewer acre-feet of water a year, or a jump in conservation from 35 percent a year to 40. A lawn-watering ban, he argued, could save 500-1,200 acre-feet. That, he said, would cost the city $3.2 million in revenues. That could be made up, he added, by the imposition of a new drought impact fee. Haggmark argued some kind of enforcement staff would be necessary. “You can’t leave it to neighbors tattling on neighbors,” he said. Haggmark argued the economic disruption inflicted by a moratorium on new development would not be justified by the negligible amount of water saved— roughly 27 acre-feet a year. saved Councilmember Frank Hotchkiss opposed the lawn-watering ban because, he said, only

Former Lompoc Man of the Year, city councilmember, chaplain to the Lompoc Police, and CHP officer Anthony Michael durham (pictured) was arrested on charges of sexual abuse against a child under the age of 14. Durham had also functioned as a crime-prevention specialist with the Santa Barbara Sheriff’s Office and taught classes about not drinking at the local high school. Bail was set at $1 million. Lompoc Police spokesperson Sgt. Kevin Martin said Durham had been brought in for questioning Sunday afternoon based on allegations of sexual molestation. “Based on what was said in that interview, he was taken into custody and booked in the County Jail,” said Martin.

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his fall’s congressional race spilled into the county supervisors’ meeting on Tuesday as three members of the public availed themselves of the open-mike portion of the meeting to accuse county supervisor and Democratic congressional candidate Salud Carbajal of accepting bribes from Miramar hotel owner and developer Rick Caruso. A film crew working on behalf of Carbajal’s Republican opponent Justin Fareed was present to record the exchange.

Carbajal asked County Counsel Mike Ghizzoni whether the line separating free speech from defamation had been crossed. Ghizzoni replied that so long as matters of legislative action were targeted, speakers are given wide latitude.

Carbajal has received $10,800 in congressional campaign donations from Caruso and his wife. In 2011, Caruso donated $15,000 to Carbajal’s reelection campaign. Supervisor Doreen Farr disputed that any process had been expedited for Caruso, noting that each of his multiple permits had been vetted and approved by the Planning Commission as well as the Board of Supervisors. She added that the Miramar has been a project of intense community concern for at least 15 years and predated Carbajal’s tenure on the board.

Rick Caruso (left) and Salud Carbajal

Caruso’s hotel efforts have come under scrutiny recently as members of the Montecito Association have suggested the developer might be dragging his feet. Caruso currently has all discretionary permits to begin construction, they noted, yet ground breaking has not begun.

In 2012, Carbajal took up Caruso’s proposal for the county to waive transient occupancy taxes — worth an estimated $18 million — in order to expedite construction of what was then, and remains, a long-dormant hotel development plan.

Caruso complained he needed relief from the crushing costs of construction.

Ultimately, Caruso declined to pursue the benefits, citing requirements he deemed objectionable. Reports about the proposed deal feature prominently in the opposition research dossier compiled by the National Republican Congressional Committee on Carbajal.

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The city’s finance department reported on 9/20 that for fiscal year (FY) 2016, Santa Barbara paid $24.3 million to CalpeRs for employee pensions, which represents around 8 percent of the city’s total operating expenses. As of June 30, 2014, there were 999 active city employees who are members of CalPERS, and 1,182 retirees receiving benefits. During FY 2015, 45 employees retired. Their combined salaries averaged $89,065. The report was compiled as City Hall drafts its FY 2017 budget. Finance Director Robert Samario noted that CalPERS is increasing its contribution rates over a five-year period to chip away at unfunded pension liabilities created by investment losses during the 2008-2009 recession.

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A traveling exhibit of 1,100 backpacks (pictured above), representing the number of students who die each year by suicide, came to Santa Barbara City College on 9/20.

Passersby were invited to walk among the exhibit, called Send Silence Packing, which featured memorial letters by friends and families. Organizers with Active Minds said the display is meant to open conversation and soften the stigma around mental health.

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Santa Barbara wine country’s future became clearer when the County Planning Commission approved an updated winery ordinance on 9/19 following nearly five years of discussion. Among the new rules is a provision to allow small wineries in rural zones to have 300 square-foot, appointment-only tasting rooms. The vote also eliminated the proposal that new winery production be at least 20 percent from grapes grown on the property; instead, new owners would have 30 days to comply with the applicable ordinance provisions. The sole dissenting vote came from Commissioner Cecilia Brown, who said, “I’m just hopeful that what is cont’d page 12 ~

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Dees and her co-conspirators did manage to extract one small consolation prize; in 2007, Congress declared September 25 the annual Day of Remembrance for Murder Victims.

This year, it just so happens September 25 falls one day before the first presidential debate between candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. It also happens to be the day that Dees has organized a 300-city musical event—dubbed the Concert Across America to End Gun Violence—to call yet more attention to the issue. In New York City, Eddie Vedder and Jackson Browne will be headlining the concert; in Santa Barbara it will be Kenny Loggins, Christopher Cross, Zach Gill, and Ozomatli at the ever-redoubtable Arlington Theatre. Dees was available for a quick exchange beforehand, and the following is an abbreviated version. what was the lightbulb moment for you? It was the night of President Obama’s 2013 State of the Union Address, just a few weeks after the Newtown shooting in Connecticut. Two women I had never met approached me and

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I wrote “How to Organize the Mother of All Protests.” I have found that mobilizing with music can be more powerful than just a march with a bunch of speeches. Not everyone rises to the level of a Dr. King. what’s the objective? The immediate objective is to ensure gun-violence prevention is a debate question on Monday, September 26. We have a gun-violence epidemic in America. Our two leading candidates should present to voting Americans what their plan will be to keep dangerous weapons out of dangerous hands. The media rarely focuses on gun-violence prevention unless there’s a high-profile mass shooting. And then the issue quickly fades away despite the fact 90 people die each day from gun violence. t me about the day of Remembrance for Murder tell Victims. It took the Parents of Murdered Children 10 years of lobbying Congress to get the day designated. Yes, 10 years just to acknowledge that America has so many cont’d page 13 ~ independent.com

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The challenges of early childhood services in Santa Barbara, from health care to child care to pre-K programs — and achievement-gap issues for those without — are up for discussion at a town hall meeting tonight, September 22, from 5-7 p.m. at Santa Barbara High School.

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Venoco announced last week it would plug lower lease wells and shut down Platform Holly and the Ellwood Onshore Facility (EOF) in 25 years should the State Lands Commission approve its lease line Adjustment, a proposal to extend drilling operations thousands of feet beyond its lease. The result could triple Venoco’s oil reserves to about 60 million barrels. Venoco’s lease has no termination date but is estimated to lose economic viability in 40 years or so. Environmental Defense Center chief counsel Linda Krop dismissed Venoco’s “grand compromise,” stating, “They want to drill into what is protected as part of the California state sanctuary.” Production remains shut since last May’s Refugio Oil Spill.

A settlement agreement between the county and environmental watchdog group Santa Barbara Channelkeeper over water pollution in Atascadero Creek went into effect this week. Sampling by Channelkeeper had revealed rain runoff from the county’s seven-acre recycling facility on Calle Real was depositing fecal indicator bacteria, sediments, and metals into the creek, where federally endangered steelhead live. The lawsuit was filed late last year and was quickly resolved. Channelkeeper’s Executive Director Kira Redmond said the county was “extremely cooperative” in developing ways to stop polluted runoff and contributed $43,000 toward a habitat restoration project.

A bill coauthored by Assemblymember Das Williams that aims to reduce atmospheric methane, hydrofluorocarbons, and soot — all of which are relatively shortlived but have even higher global warming potential than CO2 — was signed into law 9/19 by Gov. Jerry Brown. Under SB 1383, which was introduced following the Paris climate change summit, emissions of soot pollutants would be reduced by 50 percent from 2013 levels by 2030. Methane emissions from dairy farms would be subject to a 40 percent reduction in the same time period. n

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30 percent of city residents own lawns, meaning a small minority of the population would have to shoulder the additional conservation burden. Hotchkiss said he didn’t want people “to go around town talking about ‘those damn lawn people,’” adding, “The idea of driving around looking for violations is equally repugnant.”

Councilmember Gregg Hart declared city residents appeared to have already met the new conservation targets delineated by Haggmark, noting Santa Barbarans used 42 percent less this August than last year.

But to hit the 40 percent mark year-round, Haggmark said, residents would need to cut back by 45 percent or more in the summer months when most water is used. Haggmark, traditionally lukewarm to water bans and enforcement schemes, expressed serious concern Santa Barbara might not have enough water to get through the hot months of next summer if it doesn’t rain.

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Former mayor Sheila Lodge urged the council to take more dramatic action and supported a building moratorium. The past 15 months, she said, were the hottest 15 consecutive months in recorded history. Art Ludwig, a conservation consultant, noted that since the drought started, city residents had poured 14,000 acre-feet of water on their lawns. If a lawn ban had been enacted, he said, 5,400 acre-feet could be parked in Lake Cachuma. Although the councilmembers were clearly split, they directed Haggmark to lay the groundwork for a ban that could be adopted early next year if it doesn’t rain this winter, likewise for a drought impact fee. n

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On the Rey Fire, declared fully contained on September 16, U.S. Forest Service aerial crews had dropped more than 1.3 million gallons of retardant and nearly 1.5 million gallons of water, according to federal officials, adding that those numbers do not include water drops by Santa Barbara County Fire Department. At its peak, 2,020 personnel were assigned to the wildfire, which started on August 18 in White Rock Day-Use Area on Paradise Road and burned for four weeks across Rancho San Fernando Rey and the Los Padres National Forest.

While the cause remains under investigation officially, witnesses at the fire’s origin site said an oak tree fell across power lines.

The fire cost a total of $27,639,760.

Also in the Los Padres, the Soberanes Fire in Big Sur on September 19 became the federal agency’s most costly suppression effort, now approaching $200 million. With one fatality and 57 homes in its wake, the Soberanes has burned more than 121,000 acres since July 22. Officials said it was caused by an illegal campfire. As of September 21, the fire was 71 percent contained, with more than 2,000 personnel assigned. — Indy Staff

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murdered each year that a day was needed to remember the loss. We’re still waiting for Congress to actually do something about the murder rate. how many people have been killed by gun violence since that day was enacted? There are nearly 12,000 gun murders a year. Check my math, but that’s 108,000 murdered by firearm since 2007. Despite falling crime rates, that annual number has barely changed since the late 1990s.

Aside from good intentions, what bills have had impact in reducing gun violence? I’m not a policy expert, but the experts all agree on the immediate need to strengthen the Brady background-check law to keep guns out of the hands of criminals, domestic abusers, and the dangerously mentally ill. Most also agree on the need for safe storage laws to keep guns out of the hands of children.

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THE AUDACITY OF ARROGANCE: It’s come to this. Republican congressional candidate Justin Fareed and I, it would

seem, are not talking. Maybe it’s not 100 percent official but close enough for government work. Given the signature tag line for most of Fareed’s TV commercials is Justin promising, “We’ll talk more later,” this is a striking turn of events. It’s even more striking because Justin and I never spoke in the first place. Yes, I sat in on his endorsement interview for the primary. But other than that, not one syllable.

Perhaps I ruined things a couple of weeks ago when I asked Fareed’s camp for comment on the sudden and abrupt retirement announced by Justin’s political godfather and mentor, Kentucky Congressmember Ed Whitfield, shortly after Whitfield had been rebuked and reproved by the House Committee on Ethics for long-standing ethics violations involving his wife, a professional and registered lobbyist. To the extent Fareed—campaigning as swaggering Dude-Brah millennial outsider, storming the corrupt barricades of the status quo — has any meaningful experience, it’s the 15 months he spent working as legislative aide for Whitfield between July 2012 and September 2013. To the extent the sperm of public service and the egg of political ambition have collided fruitfully inside of Justin Fareed, it was under the guidance and tutelage of Ed Whitfield, a soft-spoken conservative hard-liner with 11 terms under his Inside-the-Beltway belt.

Fareed — a brash, fresh-faced, 28-year-old Montecito upstart unencumbered by any relevant experience in the local political trenches— surprised a lot of us on election night this June by beating GOP favorite Katcho Achadjian —a former S.L.O. County supervisor and three-term state assemblymember much beloved by the party’s older establishment. When representatives for The Independent made our election-night rounds, we were denied entrance to Fareed’s victory party. We had not, we were told, submitted RSVPs in a timely fashion. This went down in my book as another punk-ass move.

Lastly, Fareed blew off a debate The Independent had hoped to host between him and his Democratic rival Salud Carbajal. We thought we had verbal commitments from both candidates for a September 8 date. But then, inexplicably, we found out from the Fareed camp we didn’t. In this context, let’s just say I was “surprised” to read a Fareed campaign email, dated September 16, complaining that Carbajal “won’t agree to a forum or debate until after the ballots drop.” For the record, Carbajal was ready, willing, and able to make the September 8 debate.

Returning to Whitfield, that he had fled office under taint of scandal, I figured, seemed legit grist for any reportorial mill.

To the extent Justin may have played a supporting role—however unwittingly—in that ongoing ethics violation seemed likewise relevant information that might illuminate his much-trum-

WHAT, ME WORRY? Fareed’s mentor Ed Whitfield abruptly left office this year under the cloud of an ethics scandal.

Lobbyist spouses are not to be given special access; it doesn’t look good. Fareed, according to transcripts released by the committee, worked on a bill backed by Whitfield’s wife that would abolish certain barbaric practices designed to make Tennessee Walking Horses walk in a fancy-prancy style. It was hardly the crime of the century, and the cause was just.

But when Whitfield was called to answer for crossing a very clear line, his excuse was he didn’t know his wife had been a lobbyist for the Humane Society. Really? Whitfield’s chief of staff was sufficiently aware of the situation that he testified he contacted congressional rule-making bodies twice a month to make sure ethical lines weren’t being crossed.

It was hardly an isolated event. Whitfield and his wife were also real estate partners with a high-powered lobbyist—and close personal friend—whose clients, according to investigative reporters in Kentucky, would donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to Whitfield’s campaigns over the years. This may fail the optics test, but it ain’t against the law. Likewise, peted revulsion with congres- when the stock of a company on whose board of directors sional dysfunction. I submitted Whitfield’s wife sat found itself in the doldrums, Whitfield all the usual phone calls and all introduced a few remarks into the congressional record, extolthe usual emails to all the usual ling the quality of the company’s product. Whitfield explained campaign spokespersons. later it never occurred to him he should disclose any financial Crickets. No reply. Come to connections between the company and his wife. think of it, many previous phone What makes Whitfield far more interesting still is that he calls and emails I’d submitted cofounded the Turkey Caucus, which has ferociously and suchad gone similarly un-responded cessfully fought back any congressional proposal to recognize to. Maybe it was time for me to the slaughter of 1.5 million Armenians by what’s now Turkey wake up and connect the dots. —between 1915 and 1923—as “genocide.” It’s worth noting I didn’t. Instead, I reached out that Fareed’s chief opponent in the primary, Katcho Achadvia campaign back channels. It jian, is an Armenian-born immigrant for whom the genowasn’t something Justin would cide is such a family reality that he cofounded the California talk about until after the elec- Armenian Legislative Caucus while in Sacramento and was tion, I was told. I persisted. Who instrumental in getting six resolutions adopted acknowledgwould care after the election? A ing the Armenian Genocide recognized for what it was while couple of Sundays ago, I called there. Isn’t it an interesting coincidence the Montecito-born Justin’s personal cell phone num- protégé of the cofounder of the Turkey Caucus would happen RUN, JUSTIN, RUN: A bona fide high school gridiron star, Justin Fareed has been running for office by, well, ber. He called back. The connec- to run against the cofounder of the Armenian Caucus? I’d call re-running the football. In his first campaign, Fareed circumnavigated the county with the ball tucked firmly tion was bad. We kept getting cut it downright curious. under arm. In his second bid, viewers get to watch replays of Fareed, both “fresh” and “unstoppable.”

Given that Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdo˘gan off. Always, it turned out, when I happened to be speaking. But we has used this July’s failed military coup attempt as an excuse There are, of course, other complications. There always are. kept calling back. Justin didn’t think he’d been fairly treated to detain and arrest more than 80,000 judges, police, teachers, The Fareed campaign threatened to sue The Santa Barbara by The Independent. No politician thinks the media is fair. journalists, lawyers, prosecutors, and military leaders—letting Independent for defamation this June—shortly before the I never pretended to be fair. I do pretend, however, to be nearly 40,000 convicted criminals out of jail to create necprimary election — over an online article detailing how a balanced. And I’m genuinely curious. essary detention space —I’d be curiJustin, large percentage of his campaign donations (25 percent) had Typically, that’s good enough for most ous what Fareed thinks about what’s originated with the owners of two mega skilled-nursing-home reporters and most politicians to do happening in Turkey today. Given that I quickly discovered, chains— located outside the district. Why would so many their dance. Justin, I quickly discovErdoğan has long thwarted — or quidoesn’t talk. He gives people associated with these chains—many modestly paid ered, doesn’t talk. He gives speeches. etly subverted — U.S. efforts to go after speeches. He filibusters. front-line workers—donate $5,400 to a guy they’d never met He filibusters. He orates. I couldn’t tell ISIL forces in Syria, I’d be especially He orates. I couldn’t curious. Erdoğan has, in fact, relentand who represented a district they didn’t live in? if he actually believed anything he was tell if he actually lessly attacked the single most effecTo the Fareed camp, it was a last-minute media hit piece. saying or whether he was onanistibelieved anything tive force on the planet fighting ISIL The timing smelled. To us, it was legit story. Besides, we were cally revving his rhetorical engines playing catch-up with the L.A. Times, which got there first. at the expense of my eardrums. I didn’t — the Syrian Kurds — for fear that he was saying …

Despite multiple invitations, Fareed never made himself really care. The next time bad receptheir success will embolden Turkey’s available, and, instead, his campaign spokesperson issued a tion interrupted, I didn’t call back. long-oppressed Kurds, who make up canned-spam denunciation of the questions being asked. The Neither did Justin. roughly 20 percent of Turkey’s population.

It’s an unfortunate state of affairs. Whitfield is relevant subsequent defamation letter —written by Chuck Bell, legal Bottom line? It’s really nice Justin worked on a bill to prohit man for the California Republican Party —seemed to because he personifies much of the duplicitous congressional tect horses, but where does he stand on Armenian Genocide? break new, unchartered legal grounds. In the United States, I self-dealing that Fareed purports to find so objectionable. And what does he think about how Turkey has undermined had thought it a physical impossibility to defame anyone run- Whitfield was called out by the House Committee on Eth- the United States’ limited efforts to root out ISIL in Syria? The ning for office. The fine print of the letter, however, specified ics for allowing his wife, Connie Harriman-Whitfield —a context is impossibly messy. There are no good answers. Only we had defamed Fareed as a “businessman” not as a politician. lobbyist for the Humane Society —to use his staff and his bad ones and worse. Still, I’d like to hear what Justin thinks.

That’s what’s known euphemistically as “creative lawyering.” offices to set up anywhere from 50 to 100 meetings between Maybe we’ll talk more later. But probably not.

In plain language, it’s called a punk-ass move.

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the citizens of California.” During multiple trips and calls to Sacramento, Cash said he found no interest from the state at meeting the school district even halfway.“Getting to this point was arduous,” he said, adding that the district and the city were further dismayed when legislation last year cleared the way for the state to sell off some of its armories, including Santa Barbara’s. But nobody in Sacramento called Santa Barbara to offer a heads-up.

Assemblymember Das Williams responded with a piece of legislation giving the district first dibs on the armory, at fair market value. While Governor Brown signed the legislation into law just last week, the school district has been prepping its bond measure since the spring, and an appraisal of the armory is now in the works by Alison Moore, a longtime Santa Barbara resident and former Santa Barbara Bank & Trust chief review appraiser now in private practice. “It’s a complex appraisal, in terms of historical significance and development options,” she said.

While Cash envisioned the armory’s transformation RooM to GRoW: This fall’s election could very well be now or never for Santa Barbara Unified School District to finalize long-held plans to purchase the into a home for vocational training—it already has an auto armory and transform the historic structure and its vast auditorium (pictured) into a downtown hub of educational and community use. shop, for instance — in line with a Career Technical Education grant secured by the district during the 2015-16 school year, Williams’s press release included recreational use and after-school programs.“There are myriad opportunities for collaboration with this building,” Williams said.

“This has all happened so fast,” said school boardmember Kate Parker, who is working on the bond campaign as a private citizen. She said the focus is on first purchasing the armory, then circling back to the community for input on what to do with it. “We would see it as a resource for the entire South Coast,” Parker said. Also, proponents add,

by Keith Hamm tural firm Edwards and Plunkett—also responsible for the approval of I and J would allow the district to apply for hen it comes to Santa Barbara schools, Arlington Theatre, Santa Barbara Woman’s Club, and the matching state grants. voters this fall are facing a considerable airport’s former main terminal—defied Art Deco trends But that’s putting the cart before the horse, according to checklist that not only includes mundane of the 1930s.

Lou Segal, an investor who ran for school board in 2012. necessities — all-new roofs, water pipes, The L-shaped main building measures more than “How do you come up with the $20 million cost when classrooms, etc.— but also the singular 28,000 square feet, and the two rectangular outbuildings there has never been any study to determine what it will opportunity to purchase the California National Guard —both with Mission Revival tile roofs—bring the foot- be used for or how much it will cost? The acquisition plan Armory, a roughly 30,000-square-foot facility on 4.7 down- print up another 9,000 square feet, give or take. The main might have some merit, but before it is approved by taxpaytown acres. building’s auditorium features ers, proponents should have To pay for it all, the Santa Barbara Unified School District nearly 12,000 square feet of to disclose the good, the bad, has put a pair of bond measures on the November ballot. maple flooring beneath a barand the ugly.”

Measure J seeks $65 million for the district’s 13 elementary rel-vaulted ceiling in a repeatOne concern has been the schools, where the spectrum of repairs and upgrades range ing diamond pattern of short armory’s abandoned fueling from lead paint and asbestos removal to technologically timbers called lamellas. From station. “There’s a history of updated science labs to the replacement of worn-out por- the auditorium’s southwestern underground [fuel] tanks, tables, some of which have been in steady use for decades. corner rises a four-story watchwith permits indicating The much bigger ask is Measure I. It calls for $135 million for tower with recessed French removal of several of them,” the district’s four junior highs and five high schools—also windows and balconies at the Moore said. “But we don’t in need of new classrooms and plumbing and electrical cardinal compass points. know where they all were.” upgrades—with $20 million earmarked for the purchase During World War II, the As she inspects the grounds armory served as an assembly and renovation of the armory on Canon Perdido Street. and wades through 80 years tHat’s a Lot oF MoneY: “Don’t get me wrong,” said Lou Segal. of armory files toward an While fiscally conservative watchdogs point out that the plant for Lockheed Aviation.

“There’s a place for school bonds. But I think the school district has ultimate valuation, part of bump in property taxes to pay for the bonds — estimated Since then, the space — while overreacted — $193 million is too much to ask for, considering only six Moore’s job is to find out. The at $11.49 per $100,000 of assessed value for Measure I and maintained as a one-weekendyears ago voters generously approved $110 million in school bonds.” $13.15 for Measure J — further exasperates cost-of-living a-month training facility for state will also be conducting challenges for property owners and renters in the district, dozens of guardsmen — has its own appraisal. proponents wince at deteriorating classrooms and cheer the hosted movies, concerts, dances, sports, and quinceañeras. prospect of opening the armory to students and the greater Assigned with maintaining order, quelling disorder, and schools of the future protecting property, Santa Barbara guardsmen were called In the meantime, Measure I champions are also carrying South Coast community. the Measure J torch, $65 million for elementary schools. on during the Watts and Isla Vista riots in the 1960s.

Prime real estate In 1998, city officials designated landmark status to the Beyond portable upgrades and replacements, and the sort Located next door to the Boys & Girls Club, and covering main armory building and its now-withered Santa Bar- of patchwork necessary to maintain any expansive, heavan entire city block between Santa Barbara High School bara Armory Memorial Rose Garden. Efforts to fold the ily used property, newly hired Superintendent Cary Matand Santa Barbara Junior High, the armory arose out of property into the school system date back at least that far, suoka envisions workspaces of the near future, open atethe Great Depression and President Roosevelt’s New Deal. building momentum over the years as the impression of it liers staffed by collaborating instructor groups, a departure In 1935, the city approved the $16,000 bond purchase of as an underused ghost town gained traction, only briefly from traditional scholastic pictures of one teacher in a box the land, and a municipal election sold it to the state for disrupted by weekend training stints and the small team of with 30 kids. And with enrollment fairly stable, Parker said, $1 as millions in federal funds came to town for a host of full-time guardsmen tasked with maintaining and repairing the bulk of the funding generated by successful measures construction projects, including the armory, the Santa Bar- army vehicles in one of the historic outbuildings. isn’t about expansion. “This is not wanting to have a bigger “What remained frustrating to me was that the armory kitchen table for all the kids,” she said.“This is about asking bara Bowl, and a sewer system on the Mesa, among others.

Then-senator Thomas Storke is credited with wrangling seemed to be serving no purpose,” remembered retired for a modernized kitchen table with 21st-century amenities.” an additional $110,000 for the armory, bringing its total school superintendent David Cash, who first started lookMeasures I and J are separate ballot items, each needing construction cost to $176,495, according to city documents. ing into armory acquisition in 2011.“Nobody could express 55 percent voter approval to pass. The election is on NovemIts Spanish Colonial Revival style, designed by architec- to me how that building and those activities were serving ber 8. n

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Kathy, Our flesh and blood; forever in our heart and souls.

September 23rd marks the 3-year anniversary when you were murdered; but no one nor any single power in this universe can take away our eternal love for you.

Your humor, spirit, talent - all interwoven with our memories.

The image that is etched in our brain: Your broad smile riding that perfect wave.

You inhabit our dreams at times and we know that you are watching over us.

We don't want these dreams to ever fade, so we consciously pull them up to ponder.

You will never be forgotten; we will see you again in the next world.

Rest in Peace.

We will love you forever~Love Prevails~Dad, Mom, Amy & Jennifer To contact the family, please email sugar_shack77@yahoo.com.

Therese DeGrood Lord 11/22/56-09/12/16

Therese DeGrood Lord, 59, passed away peacefully, surrounded by family in her Santa Barbara home on Sept. 12, 2016 after a courageous battle with cancer. She was born on Nov 22, 1956 in Mankato, MN to John and Shirley DeGrood. Therese was the sixth of 13 children.

Therese moved to California in 1984. She married the love of her life, Dan Lord in 2000.

Therese first worked as a draftsperson for a landscape architect and for the past 25 years as a personal assistant for Mr. Ernest Bryant.

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faithful friend. She enjoyed meeting new people and would forever remember you by name. Therese had a passion for the arts, gardening, cooking, skiing, but her main passion was helping people.

Therese is survived by her husband, Dan, her mother, Shirley, 8 sisters & 3 brothers, many treasured nieces and nephews and her dog Scooter. She was preceded in death by her father, John, and brother Joe. The family is grateful for the loving care and support from neighbors, friends and the hospice staff for their guidance and support in her final days. In lieu of flowers memorials may be made in her memory to Visiting Nurse and Hospice Care of Santa Barbara.

Therese will be laid to rest in Mankato, MN next to her father and brother Joe. Please join us for a celebration of Therese’s life on October 1, 2016 from 2:00 pm to 5:00 pm at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian Church, Morgan Hall 4575 Auhay Dr. S.B, 93110 The ceremony begins at 2:45.

Daniella Dianne Hearn 09/28/96-08/09/16

A life cut short too soon.

Daniella was born September 28, 1996 in Santa Barbara, California.

She died at age nineteen on August 9, 2016, in a tragic car crash on Cliff Drive in Santa Barbara. Much loved by her mother, Dianne C. Hearn; brothers, Luis R. Velasquez, Jr. and Timothy D. Hearn. Cherished and adored by her one year old son, born July 3, 2015, Lukas Rebel Hunt (she was his night and day). Dearly missed by aunts, uncles, cousins and many friends (whoop, whoop).

She attended local schools and graduated from La Cuesta High School in June 2015. Daniella was a student of The Sparks Parent Summer 2016 Program at SBCC and was to begin classes in the fall at the time of her death. She had previously worked at the 99 Cent Store and for IHHCS as a caregiver.

Daniella touched many people from all walks of life and will be truly missed by all.

Memorial and Life Celebration to be held on what would have been her 20th birthday, Wednesday, September 28, 2016 from 4pm– 6pm at Goleta Valley Church, 595 N. Fairview Avenue, Goleta, CA. Private internment at Santa Barbara Cemetery at a later date.

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Arthur “Jerry” Boyd Ward 04/09/32-09/14/16

Arthur “Jerry” Boyd Ward (4/9/1932-9/14/2016) grew up in Darien, CT and attended Phillips Academy Andover, MA followed by two years at Johns Hopkins playing lacrosse. He completed a two-year tour in the Air Force in Lubbock, TX and eventually graduated from UC Berkeley in 1958.

He married his “other half ”, Patricia Green and had been married for 53 years. His joy was to make people smile and laugh, which he accomplished everywhere he went.

Jerry loved the New York Jets, dogs, Johnny Walker Red, good food, anything Italian, and having morning coffee on the front stoop listening to Pat read the New York Times to him after he could no longer read. His local haunts were Harry’s, Brophy’s, and the Santa Barbara Sailing Center.

Jerry joined Veterans for Peace and for a decade helped erect the crosses at Arlington West.

His clothes have been and will be donated to homeless veterans and he would encourage others to donate theirs as well at the Veterans Memorial building (ask for Carmen).

Jerry is survived by his wife Pat, daughters Karyn, Stacie, and Kathleen, sons-in-law Joseph Gentile and Mark Buechner, and grandchildren Michelle, Samantha and Matthew Buechner, Anthony Gentile, and Isabella Ward Faith.

In lieu of flowers, vote Democrat!

Otherwise, please make a donation to the Braille Institute of Santa Barbara, the Santa Barbara Sailing Center, or Domestic Violence Solutions.

Arrangements entrusted to McDermott-Crockett Mortuary.

Cynthia (Cindy) Gene Nesheim 11/18/49-09/16/16

Cynthia (Cindy) Gene Nesheim passed away peacefully on the afternoon of September 16, 2016 in Madison, WI. Cindy was born on November 18, 1949 in Mineral Point, WI to Eugene and Nona

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Bell Chappell. In 1978 she moved to Carpinteria, where she spent the next three decades raising her family and working throughout the region as a bookkeeper. Cindy loved being a mother and always took great pride in her children.

In 2007 she returned to Wisconsin to be closer to her mom, who was beginning to suffer from early stages of dementia. Anyone who ever knew Cindy loved her.

She was a warm and fun person who always cared deeply for her friends and family. She is survived by her mother, sister Marcia (Robert) Lancaster, brother Terry (Roberta) Chappell, children Jessica (Yonatan) Rosner and Jacob (Monica) Nesheim, and grandchildren Avriella, Ness, Shiloh, Edward, and Lee.

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Grace Merriman Thompson Altus died on September 13, 2016 after an extended illness. She was born at home on Paterna Road in Santa Barbara on January 6th, 1924, the youngest child of former State Senator James Roderick Thompson and Mary Merriman Thompson. Grace attended the Santa Barbara Girls School until it closed in 1938 and graduated from Santa Barbara High School in 1940. She was Valedictorian of the class of 1944 at Santa Barbara State College. After briefly working as a mathematics teacher at a junior high school in Redlands, CA, she went on to earn a PhD in Psychology from U.C. Berkeley in 1949 at the age of 25. At Berkeley, Grace lived at International House -- an experience she treasured that led to life-long friendships. She completed post-doctoral training at Columbia University and went on to a career as a school psychologist, first as the head of guidance for Santa Barbara County schools and then for Goleta Union School District.

Grace married William (Bill) David Altus, a psychology professor at UCSB, in 1951. While nepotism laws prevented her from getting a faculty position, she enjoyed mentoring university interns in her school psychology job and co-authoring papers with her husband. Her research interests included the study of factors that influence school achievement and test patterns in children. As a result of this work, she was named a fellow of both the American Association for the Advancement of Science and the American Psychological Association, and was listed in Who’s Who of American

Women.

Bill and Grace had three daughters: Martha Altus-Buller (Lewis Buller), Elizabeth "Betty" Willis, and Deborah Altus (Jerrold Jost); and three grandchildren: Geof Geoffrey Willis, Gwendolyn Willis and Elijah Jost. Grace was always quick to say that being a mother brought her the deepest happiness in her life. Once her children were grown, she turned to competitive master’s swimming in her spare time, eventually setting a national age-group record for the hour swim and a world age-group record for 1500 meters at age 75, the latter earning her recognition in Sports Illustrated. She was also part of a national record-setting relay team and was a devoted member of the Santa Barbara Swim Club, greatly enjoying the many friendships she made in the pool.

In retirement, she served as a docent for the Santa Barbara Natural History Museum, an escort for Planned Parenthood, a volunteer for Transition House, and delivered meals for Meals on Wheels.

She was a member of the Santa Barbara Unitarian Society and a life member of the Sierra Club – her fondness for the Sierra developed during backpack trips she took with Bill before her children were born and the many summer vacations she spent hiking in Little Lakes Valley (near Mammoth) with her family.

Sundays often found her doing the Times crossword puzzle and comparing progress with friends, taking brisk beach walks with her sister Jean, tending her garden, and identifying birds that she loved to watch in her yard. She was a voracious reader, always with a book nearby, and delighted in taking her children and grandchildren to Chaucer's Bookstore for a gift when they came to visit. A lover of words, she enjoyed reciting poems from heart that she learned at the Girls School, enthusiastically participated in creative writing classes in retirement, and did the Jumble in the morning paper up until days before her death. Though growing up in the Depression with a father who was incapacitated by an early heart attack did not leave resources for music lessons, she had a natural ear for music and was known to break into song as she went about her daily tasks. In her typically thoughtful and generous fashion, she nurtured her children's musical interests and ensured that they had access to the lessons for which she had yearned.

Grace was preceded in death by her husband and her three siblings, James Roderick Thompson, Jr., Elizabeth Thompson Estes, and Jean Thompson Leonard. The family is deeply grateful for the care provided to Grace during her final illness by Delcher Jarman, Lorna Ross, Marisol Lorenzo and Delores (Lola) Falcon. Memorial contributions may be sent to Planned Parenthood, The Unitarian Society of Santa Barbara, or a charity of your choice. A memorial service will be held at a later date.

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state of Play he cage match campaign for the White House remains Hillary Clinton’s to lose. Less than 50 days before the election, she seems equal to the task.

A new rash of scary polling for Clinton followed a late-summer series of unforced errors by the Democratic nominee (most asinine: trying to keep secret the fact she had pneumonia — really, Hillary?).

Combined with the success of Donald Trump’s Campaign Team 3.0 to make him appear mildly sane for periods of up to 48 hours, the new numbers predictably induced a new round of political bed-wetting by Hollywood lefties and other liberal types (“I’m freaked out,” one prominent pro-Hillary producer bawled to the TMZlite website The Wrap).

In a polarized nation, however, the presidential contest inevitably was bound to tighten by autumn: Clinton’s post-convention bulge in the polls was a news-driven blip, and legions of erstwhile Never Trump Republicans since decided to hold their noses, trudge back home, and cast an Anyone but Hillary GOP vote.

Four key factors will determine if Hillary ultimately blows it on November 8.

PEEVY EVs: Presidential races, of course,

are not national plebiscites, but 51 separate state elections (don’t forget plucky D.C.).

So while Clinton still holds a small but significant lead in the projected popular vote, it is her recent slide in key toss-up states — Florida, Ohio, Iowa, Nevada, and North Carolina — that most troubles Team Hillary.

Still, her worst-case scenario at the leading interactive electoral vote forecast outfits (best bets for Clintonites who wish to torture themselves daily: Google “538,”“270 to Win,”“Real Clear Politics,” and/or “Sabato’s Crystal Ball”) shows how she could lose all five and still win the presidency. thiRD PARtY MiLLENNiALs: Crucial

slices of the electorate currently favoring Libertarian nominee Gary Johnson (8.5 percent) or Jill Stein of the Green Party (3 percent) suggest third parties in 2016 could play their most consequential role since 2000 (hello, Ralph Nader!). Their support comes mostly at the expense of Clinton, according to most surveys.

Hillary’s worst news here is that armies of 18- to 34-year-old voters, a key part of the Obama coalition, are meh, at best, about her candidacy, after overwhelmingly favoring primary rival Bernie Sanders; one major poll shows 44 percent of millennials support Johnson or Stein.

The fact that a substantial majority of the entire electorate presumes that Clinton is not honest is bad enough. However, that belief is magnified strikingly among the munchkin class: According to the respected

Quinnipiac Poll, the 18-34 cohort judges her dishonest by an extraordinary ratio of 77 percent to 21 percent, “There’s something deeper, and darker, about millennial opposition to Clinton and the attendant blitheness toward the prospect of a Trump presidency,” millennial political writer James Kirchick asserted last week, in a contentious piece at The Daily Beast. “It’s best described as a mix of moral relativism, historical ignorance, and narcissism … “[The] main reason for millennial apathy toward the possibility of a Trump victory, I suspect, is a lack of historical understanding,” he added. “Millennials, particularly American ones, are too young to have any memories of the Cold War, never mind World War II, when fascists ruled Europe and millions of people died as a result.

Trump’s echoes of fascist movements past has no resonance with us.”

UNFit FOR sERViCE: Perhaps it’s merely a failure of benighted imagination, but it’s hard to envision Americans electing as president a person they overwhelmingly agree is unfit for office. Over at Vox, an excellent analysis of Quinnipiac’s national survey yielded these numbers: just 38 percent of those surveyed said Trump is qualified to be commander in chief (compared to 62 percent for Clinton); about 70 percent said he lacks the experience for the job (about 70 percent said she has it); nearly 70 percent said The Donald is “not levelheaded” (more than 60 percent said The Hill is); more than 60 percent said “the way Donald Trump speaks appeals to bigotry.” thREE ROUNDs FOR thE ChAMPiONshiP: Of course, the Republican has

a splendid opportunity to prove those perceptions wrong: the three upcoming, 90-minute presidential debates.

If such a thing is possible, Trump needs to check his Wild Man instincts with a performance that convinces people he is a plausible president. By contrast, Hillary’s challenge is to present a positive rationale for her candidacy that goes beyond I’mnot-Trump and fires up key factions of the Democratic base now tepid about her campaign.

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y first instinct was to write this anonymously; there is no telling when the marijuana issue will flip back like mass deportations of Mexican immigrants historically does. And the public discussion about the issue is harder when the sides have bottom lines they protect.

The sheriff is concerned that advertising will lead our children to a life as pot zombies. A decade or so ago, I asked my high-school-age daughter if the survey I’d read was true; did 50 percent of high school students smoke pot? She rolled her eyes and said, “Dad, everyone smokes pot.” She’s a 33-year-old wife, mother, and business owner now.

I’d like to see America quit jailing poor people for marijuana, but I don’t know if legalizing it, with regulations to protect corporate profits, is something I can vote for. My community doesn’t permit dispensaries, but for the past 50 years, if someone in the community is sick and needs help, they get it. If need be, it’s free.

By the way, my high is that early-morning, deep, full breath of fresh air. It’s my normal today, but once upon a time my normal sucked, and I would do anything to escape it. Maybe the issue isn’t the pot but what’s missing in people’s normal. But if pot helps them, it’s a hell of a lot better than what our civilization has thus far —John Moyer, S.B. legalized for them.

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Her question of “Who decided” about displaying the flag is recorded in history — declared by Woodrow Wilson in 1916 and by Congress in 1931. Being reminded, occasionally, that men and women served and continue serving to defend our freedom is appropriate. And they don’t do it for the high pay.

In our country, anyone can display dissent at any forum. But, the protest must be based on the facts of what that symbolic sit down/fist in the air/unwillingness to cross your heart during both the Pledge of Allegiance and the Viewing of the Colors means. It shows a lack of respect for your country, and your flag. Think that’s okay? Go do it. But understand that this is the only country in the world that tolerates this, and you don’t get arrested or even harassed. Winston Churchill said: “Where there is a great deal of free speech, there is always a certain amount of foolish speech.”

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downtown Santa Barbara, the bars are raging, the noise is deafening, college-age kids are dancing and pouring down rivers of booze, and the tourists are slouching along, bug-eyed at the bizarreness of it all, leading wide-eyed, thumb-sucking children out a lot later then they’re used to.

Taxies are lined up, waiting to take survivors home to their beds or someone else’s.

Bouncers and age-checkers in black T-shirts guard the club entrances.

Many Santa Barbarans dare not get near this end of State Street on a weekend night, fearing for their safety or eardrums or mental equilibrium in this vortex of vertigo, flashing lights, swirling crowds, and the danger of being run down by a runaway stroller.

It was not always this way. Back when I moved to town in the 1960s, the joke was that you could fire a cannon down State Street and not hit anything or anyone except a lone wino.

These days, Joe’s Café, once the place to go, faces competition from a new, throbbing crop of neon dance-drink-and-hook-up night spots whose fickle clientele swarm from one club to another like restless birds at nesting time.

But amid the madness, there’s at least one oasis of sanity. There, as one patron put it, people come for the music, not the alcohol, though that’s available, too. I speak of

the James Joyce. There on Saturday nights, beginning at 7:30, the band Ulysses Jasz (that’s the traditional way they spell it) plays songs mostly from the 1920s and 1930s to a bouncy New Orleans beat. They’ve been doing it at the James Joyce for 18 years, with changing personnel.

My daughter/designated driver Wendy and I set off to arrive well before 7 p.m. to assure ourselves of good seats. But as we walked along Cota Street, we heard a joyous burst of sidewalk music and came across the musicians that play for patrons waiting to get into the Palace Grill, 8 East Cota Street.

The food is Cajun-Creole, and the music fits. If you get there around 6 p.m., the Zydeco Zippers are playing hot music that evolved from French Creole speakers. J.T. Whitney is the leader. His dad, Ralph, plays washboard.

At the James Joyce, we grabbed a table next to the entrance, just feet from Curt Sletten on cornet and trumpet, formerly with the Harry James band and tribute bands of Glenn Miller, Les Brown, and Bob Crosby; famed trombonist Larry Jones; clarinetist Bob Efford, who’s played with top English bands and, I’m told, can be heard on many movie scores and on Beatles record tracks; Dean Dods, on string bass and tuba, son of area jazz legend Bill Dods; and John Leonard on the swinging keyboards. Scotsman Alex Marshall, the band leader, plays guitar

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and tenor banjo. Rene Martinez and Larry Fisher rotate engagements on drums.

As we waited for the band to fire up, we listened to tapes of trumpeter Wild Bill Davison’s recordings and his big, brassy horn.

Marshall and I soon fell into fond reminiscences about Davison, a mutual friend who lived here with his Hollywood actress HONKY-TONK TIME: Barney tastes jazz and beer at the James Joyce. wife, Anne Stewart.

Wendy and I found ourselves among Belting the songs was Hanna, in a black friends, new and old. This is definitely a lively mini-dress, getting up from her regular seat locals bar. We sat next to Beverly Robinson, at our end of bar. selling the band’s CDs, and found ourselves College-age girls jitter-danced in place, singing along with her to some of the old seeming almost delirious with pleasure. It standards. was so much fun to enjoy their delight that As the evening wore on, we heard the Wendy brought a long-stemmed rose to one Ulysses’s catchy songs, such as “You’re Driving as a thank-you.

Me Crazy,”“The Sunny Side of the Street,” and Are these old-timey songs and happy “Goody Goody.” Mixed in were jazz classics music relevant to today? Alex Marshall’s including “Take the ‘A’ Train,” an homage to opinion: “In these troubled times, the world Duke Ellington and composer Billy Stray- needs this music again.” Ulysses Jasz will play horn, and, of course, Louis Armstrong. In the a concert at La Cumbre Plaza on Thursday, back, young couples and the not-so-young September 29, 5-7 p.m. were swing dancing.

— Barney Brantingham

Sweet Water-Wise Walking Tour October 1, 2016

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Lower Riviera/Eastside Tour Saturday, October 1 from 3:00-6:00pm

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For more information and to purchase tickets in advance, please visit www.SweetwaterCollaborative.org

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To us, that’s strong evidence that the restaurant scene continues to evolve, expand, and excite in Santa Barbara, where the culinary culture shows no signs of abating.

After much discussion, we trimmed that list of 30-plus down to these 10 Foodie Award winners, which represent a wide variety of dining cuisines, service styles, and price points. Enjoy reading, and then start eating!

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Mexican Food was a Funk Zone secret, a tiny taquería hidden inside of a nondescript building on lower Anacapa Street, around the corner from the strip joint and next to the adult bookstore. But as the neighborhood’s winemakers and artists started spreading the word about tasty taco meats and refreshingly inventive salsas, the low buzz grew into a tidal wave of popularity. Today, drive by Mony’s during lunchtime, and you’ll find a line out the door and tables packed with smiling faces, juices dripping off their chins.

The visionary is Mony Diaz, the native of Colima, Mexico, who began driving and cooking on a food truck 16 years ago. She and her husband, Jose Diaz, first used the building for the Hidden Dolphin Café, but primarily used its kitchen for catering. Then in July 2013, the Diaz family reopened the space as Mony’s, where you can find al pastor, asada, cabeza, buche, and other meats, both familiar and exotic, as well as peanut and pistachio salsas.

“When I cook, I cook for my family,” said Diaz, whose husband and kids are integral to the operation.“You can taste it in my food. As a family-run business, we are all part of the process.”

217 Anacapa St.; 895-2978; facebook.com/ Monysmexicanfood

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in April 2014, Empty Bowl Gourmet Noodle Bar was the immediate superstar, serving up hot bowls of noodle soups and curries, as well as larb lettuce tacos, family-recipe pot stickers, and much more. It all came together because owners Jerry Lee and Emre Balli convinced their friend Nui Pannak, a longtime waitress at Zen Yai, to start cooking commercially for the first time.

“She always cooked for me at her house, and it was delicious,” said Lee. “I thought, ‘We gotta do something about this.’ ” The result was a contemporary and fresh spin on Thai comfort street food, based on meticulously sourced ingredients that are hand prepared each day before landing in popular dishes such as the Northern Thailand Curry Noodle “Khoa Soi,” Bangkok Street Noodle, and the Hangover Noodle.

“We’re just trying to do clean, natural, organic, nice food,” said Lee, who likes that his mom’s pot stickers remain a favorite and that even vegans can find plenty to enjoy. “I wanted something fresh and lively, so much that you could taste it.”

38 W. Victoria St., Ste. 109; 335-2426; emptybowlnoodle.com

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10 am - Registration 12 pm - Golf Tournament 5 pm - Party Extravaganza & Silent Auction Join us for a night of fun at the Party Extravaganza. $50 tickets include gourmet food, top shelf drink, live and silent auctions, blackjack, photo booth, raffles, DJ and dancing. Extraordinary live auction items, including a 7-night 5-star Caribbean luxury cruise for 2, valued at $14,800!

To purchase tickets, become a sponsor, or donate auction items, visit:

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Raul Gil

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ome people are known to jog in the mornings just to feel righteous while eating an El Zarape breakfast burrito afterward. It packs the simple deliciousness of egg, rice, and beans, but then they leave it on the griddle for some extra crispy flavor.

“The secret is that so much can be done in a breakfast burrito, such as adding beans and pasilla pepper, to make it even better,” confesses owner Raul Gil. “We recently had an order for 450 breakfast burritos ranging from bacon, ham, and potatoes all the way to a carnitas and chorizo asada. For the first time, we even included a gluten-free burrito.”

Breakfast is just the start for this Westside institution, where neighbors come in with their own pots and bowls to haul out family-sized helpings of menudo and carnitas. Then there are delights such as the shrimp quesadilla and salsas that rival any in town. “Some readers may be surprised to know that we do quite a bit of catering, from Funk Zone gatherings to wedding rehearsals,” Gil adds. “It is so rewarding to be part of many events where food is such a focal point.”

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have excelled on the national stage as prominently as The Habit Burger Grill, which originally started in Old Town Goleta as the Hamburger Habit. Brothers Bruce and Brent Reichard, who began working there at age 16 in 1976, purchased the restaurant in 1980 and slowly grew it into a national chain, now with more than 160 franchises across the Brent (left) and Bruce Reichard country. The company went public in 2014, raising $90 million on the first day, and then Consumer Reports called it the best burger in America that same year.

Better yet, when the Reichards sold most of the business to an equity firm in 2007, they maintained direct ownership of the Habits in Santa Barbara County, including the original spot and the ones at La Cumbre Plaza and on State and Milpas streets. “We have so many great employees, some who’ve been with us for 32 years, and we didn’t want anything to happen,” said Brent. “And we get to do our own thing, which is really cool.” That’s why the Goleta location is the only one that sells the chili burger, which was one of The Habit’s three original items.

Brent credits hard work and good luck for their success, as well as not moving too fast.“We took our time,” he said. “The most important part of the business is hiring and training the right people to deliver consistent quality and reasonable prices. That’s what we’re all about.”

628 State St., 216 S Milpas St., 3890 la Cumbre Plaza, 5735 hollister Ave., goleta, and 888 embarcadero del norte, isla Vista; habitburger.com

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into every transaction, donating proceeds to a different nonprofit each month. Since Jay and Deena Ferro opened the restaurant in Goleta in December 2014, they’ve raised more than $80,000 for nearly 20 different causes, all in the name of their 12-year-old son, Kyle, who was born with a brain injury.

“What we really wanted to do is honor our son,” said Deena.“He’s always had this social nature about him. He can really reach people and touch them. He doesn’t hesitate to go out and give anyone hugs.”

The idea for Kyle’s Kitchen emerged when the Ferros, who first founded Silvergreens in Isla Vista in 1995, wanted to combine a new restaurant with giving back. They developed an affordable yet sustainably sourced menu around burgers and salads, which are Kyle’s favorite foods, and then they started inviting special-needs organizations to benefit from the cash and, more importantly, the attention raised.

“Our community has opened its arms to us, and we are so appreciative of that,” said Deena, who expanded the concept to their downtown Silvergreens, as well.“Just the amount of love that Kyle receives from every person that comes in the door is really overwhelming, and it touches my husband and me deeply.”

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Against an original pulsating sound score, the ground breaking new work, FUTURE PERFECT, confronts the paradox of contemporary life with daredevil physicality,

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rostini of seasonal mushrooms — that’s all the menu says, but the

plate tells so much more. First, they will be the best mushrooms available for the time of year you are dining — they really do mean seasonal. Second, the stock will be rich, wine-laced, and reduced. Third, the bread will be crustily worthy of the sopping you’ll want to do. That’s just one delightful dish at hidden gem Petit Valentien, modestly serving up some of Santa Barbara’s best traditional French fare for nearly a decade.

“While we offer both classic French as well as a more modern cuisine,” owner Robert Dixon said,“people love the classic dishes for the comfortfood quality.”

And what’s wrong with comfort? I know people who go to Petit Valentien just to have their salads because they love their dressings so.

And that’s not even mentioning the value, with most entrées clocking in at under $20. That leaves you more money to explore the well-curated wine list of French and regional producers, including Jaffurs, La Fenêtre, Fiddlehead, and The Hill). Then there’s the La Arcada location. “We have become a restaurant geared more to the locals,” said Dixon.“Being off State Street gives us a quiet outdoor dining experience without cars zooming by.”

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might be worth a crawl. Whatever’s in the soil that’s made Los Alamos our county’s hottest foodie mecca has its mother lode under the 1920s gas station Bob and Jane Oswaks turned into this inviting breakfast and lunch oasis in wine country. Killer croissant — you got it. Scrumptious scone — no problem. Eggin-a-jar — poached perfection.

“We look at Bob’s Well Bread as creating something nurturing for our community,” said Bob, “certainly for Los Alamos, but beyond our little town as well. Many a casual drop-in guest has turned into a loyal customer. Baking is absolutely a hard but satisfying profession. Feeding people’s souls is the best reward, especially seeing the look of joy on so many faces.”

The Oswaks, along with head baker Eric Henning and chef de cuisine Wayne Pratt, make magic out of the best basic ingredients, a riotous delight of essential tastes.

For just one glorious example: After the avocado toast tartine, no avocado will ever seem as luscious.

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Experience Matters — Over 25 years treating:

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elcome to the wine bar where, even if you ask pretty please, you won’t get charcuterie and cheese.“Our wine list and menu are already so unique, so people don’t expect the ‘normal’ standbys,” said Jeremy Bohrer, co-owner with Sayward Rebhal of Five & ¼. “We’ve worked hard to come up with a menu of small plates from around the world, with flavors that pair well with wine but in unexpected ways. We also feature local, seasonal produce, and I think people really appreciate that.”

You might get a savory chickpea flour pancake or Sri Lankan curry hot pocket with your Safer, Stranger, Geeky, or Daredevil wine (those are the actual, helpful categories). This weekend pop-up in the Pacific Crêpes space has a European yet hip yet homespun vibe, so people will be sipping a Masseria Li Veli Susumaniello from Puglia while shouting “Yahtzee!” (Game playing is encouraged.)

“We found ourselves wishing for a place where we could just chill in a relaxed atmosphere and try funky, weird wines — but not have to spend an arm and a leg,” Bohrer said. “So that’s the place we opened. We want to encourage people to try new things, and that’s why we keep the list at $7 to $12 per glass. Our wine is for everyone!”

Dr. Lorie robinson Board Certified ABFAS

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Kanaloa founders Don and Randee Disraeli (center) are flanked by staff (back row, from left: Vicente, Erica, Joel, Nathan, Sylvia, Chano, and Jacob) at the new Chapala Street location.

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or more than 30 years, Kanaloa was where your favorite fine-dining spot got that amazingly fresh fish. But for the past year, they’ve been serving some of that bounty of the sea themselves from their casual restaurant downtown. Go no further than their tacos, which range from a sort of California traditional crispy beer-battered fish to a Korean take with kalbi-marinated salmon, kimchi aioli, pickled cucumber, cilantro slaw, and red chili sesame salsa to the Pacific, which is swordfish, poblano peppers, onions, cabbage, pico de gallo, and house salsa.

“We wanted to have a little fun with the tacos and take them to the next level, beyond your basics,” said Randee Disraeli, who owns Kanaloa with her husband, Don Disraeli.

“We’re trying all kinds of flavor profiles and taking cues from around the world — from Asia to the Mediterranean and beyond. Everyone loves tacos, and we hope to continue satisfying those cravings!”

They’re enjoying the shift to prepared food service, though they still sell fresh seafood, as well. Explained Randee,“We’re loving the aspect of having a restaurant and getting to play with the menu while continuing what we do best: providing the freshest sustainably sourced, delicious seafood to the community.”

715 Chapala St.; 966-5159; kanaloaseafood.com

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Joey Alexander Trio Sun, Oct 16 / 7 PM / UCSB Campbell Hall Tickets start at $25 $10 all students (with valid ID)

“There has never been anyone who could play like that at his age.

I love everything about his playing – his rhythm, his confidence, his understanding of the music.” – Wynton Marsalis Event Sponsors: Jody & John Arnhold

An Evening of Funk & Gospel

from left: Server Salvador Reynoso, bartender Francisco Calvillo, owner Gene Montesano, bartender Steve Velliotes, busser Octavio Perez, and server Carlos Gomez. (Not pictured are server Denise Keys and busser Valentin “Papa” Gonzalez.)

Maceo Parker and The Jones Family Singers

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he neon sign, stiff drinks, bread and salsa, and checkered tablecloths aren’t the only familiar things during a trip to Joe’s Café, the restaurant and bar that’s been serving State Street crowds since 1928. There’s all those friendly faces as well, the same ones you’ve seen for years while ordering your French Dip, Crab Louie, and margaritas.

This list of seven staffers have all worked at Joe’s more than a quarter century, and in one case, nearly a half century. Altogether, their combined years amount to more than two centuries of service, right there at Cota and State.

So next time you pop in for a bite or beverage, toast these awardees for their dedication to a job done well:

“Maceo Parker is a funk titan… regarded as simply one of the all-time great saxophonists.”

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9/24: Girls Inc. 4th Annual Fundraiser Gala: An Evening in Bloom

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Saturday 9/24 9/24: Women in History Lecture: Women of the Civil War Dr. Sarah Case, UCSB Department of History lecturer, will discuss how women, both white and black and from the North and South, affected and

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9/24: Antics and Tomfoolery Presents Unlikely Heroes: Melodrama Meets Vaudeville See Alpha Performing Arts Troupe’s original musical, set in medieval times and featuring chase scenes, dragons, and knights. There will be a super raffle and SlingShot art show and sale before the show. Proceeds will benefit Alpha’s Adult Services Programs for those with developmental and intellectual disabilities. Art show: 1pm; curtain: 2pm. Alpha Resource Ctr., 4501 Cathedral Oaks Rd. Free (donations welcome). Call 683-2145. alphasb.org

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your home have a lot of heart and a little extra room? Learn the steps to becoming a Resource Family and providing out-ofhome care for children in need. 6-9pm.

Department of Social Services, 234 Camino del Remedio. Free. Call 681-4542.

Black-tie attire is encouraged at this gala featuring a red-carpet photo reception, dinner buffet, dancing, a hosted bar, orchids, and live and silent auctions with proceeds going toward the support of Girls Inc. of Carpinteria. 5:30-10pm. Westerlay Orchids, 3504 Via Real, Carpinteria. $125. Call 684-6364.

9/23-9/24: Vim Vigor Dance Company with Shannon Gillen Santa Barbara DANCEworks will welcome New York City choreographer Shannon Gillen and VIM VIGOR, her internationally based dance-theater company with daredevil physicality. Get ready for bodies to flare and emotions to flood against an original pulsating sound score that grinds synth and bass in this piece titled Future/ Perfect. Performances may contain explicit content, including nudity and violence; parental discretion is advised. 8pm.

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horse farms around the Santa Ynez Valley. Learn about operations, international breeding, and training methods, and see demonstrations that showcase hunters/jumpers, dressage, and show horses. The day will end at the museum for a reception with wine and hors d’oeuvres. Tour maps will be given out to attendees at the museum on the day of the tour at noon-1 p.m. Proceeds will go toward museum operations. 1-5pm. Meet at Santa Ynez Valley Historical Museum, 3596 Sagunto St., Santa Ynez. $40-$50. Ages 10+. Call 688-7889. santaynezmuseum.org

9/24: Octonauts and the Deep Sea Volcano Adventure Live! Calling all

9/24: Happiness and Meditation Hour Take an hour from your day to

cadets and families! Dive deep into the sea as you join the undersea friends from the hit television show to explore an undersea volcano. This high-tech production will feature costumed characters and animated projections to a massive screen onstage.

5pm. Arlington Theatre, 1317 State St. Free$130. Call 963-4408. octonautsliveus.com

relax, reflect, and rejuvenate with this resetting session focused on bringing happiness into your day. 10-11am. Montecito Library, 1469 E. Valley Rd., Montecito.

Free. Call 969-5063. sbplibrary.org

View Park as you raise money for the local Society of St. Vincent de Paul Conferences and Councils, providing emergency assistance to those in need. 8am. River View Park, 151 Sycamore Dr., Buellton. Donation.

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9/24: Healing Arts Faire Join us for a day of healing as gifted community healers offer their insight and wisdom with tarot readings, intuitive channeling, massage, energy work, and more! Noon-5pm. Ctr. of the Heart, 487 N. Turnpike Rd. $20-$40. Call 964-4861. tinyurl.com/haf2016 9/24: 5th Annual Exotic Car Show

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in time for the grape harvest, the Four Seasons wraps up its summer tasting series with a delicious taste of pinot noir from our wine country. 6pm. Four Seasons Resort The Biltmore Santa Barbara, 1260

Valley Horse Farm Tour Take tours of specially selected

9/24: Friends of the Poor Walk/ Run Walk or run around the lovely River

9/23: Job and Resource Fair If you’re a job seeker looking to start a new chapter or an employer seeking a great addition to your team, this event will showcase job openings and educational opportunities in S.B. 5-8pm. Fess Parker’s DoubleTree Resort, 633 E. Cabrillo Blvd.

Free. Call 884-6824.

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Western heritage with food, a chili cook-off, a Kids Zone, a car show, handcrafted goods from the peddlers’ market, and a parade celebrating the “Greatest Little Small Town” in wine country. Fri.: 6-9pm; Sat.: 7am-8pm, Sun.: 9am-5pm. Los Alamos. Free-$20. Call 344-3500. losalamosvalleyolddays.com

Hosted by the 30th Force Support Squadron, this event will feature tents from local wineries, face painting, bouncy houses, a deejay, food, and, most importantly, more than 100 exotic cars on display. Visit the website to obtain your required guest pass to enter the base. 11am-3pm. Marshallia Ranch Golf Course, 1335 Marshallia Ranch Rd., Lompoc.

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9/24: Channel Islands Ranger Day Draw kelp, and dress up like a sea lion as you make like a ranger and explore the science behind the unique plants and animals that live on our beautiful Channel Islands. 10am-5pm. Wildling Museum, 1511 Mission Dr., Solvang. Free-$5. Call 688-1082. tinyurl.com/RangerDay

9/24: Aloha Spirit Bash Celebrate all things Polynesian, and honor island traditions in this community gathering with Hawaiian entertainment and food, a raffle and silent auction, and a beer, wine, and Mai Tai garden. Proceeds go toward the Aloha Spirit Scholarship Fund, which provides educational scholarships for students living with diabetes and facing high medical costs. Noon-5pm.

Elings Park, 1298 Las Positas Rd. $25. Call 895-2772. alohaspiritbash.org

9/24: S.B. County Horticultural Society Plant Sale From exotics to natives and annuals to perennials, you will find many types of flowers, succulents, grasses, and more to beautify your world, with proceeds benefiting the SBCHS Scholarship Program. 10am. Trinity Evangelical Lutheran Church, 909 N. La Cumbre Rd. Free. Call 684-5725.

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There will be a drawing for the chance to win a six-day shark dive trip from San Diego to Guadalupe Island for two. Proceeds will benefit the Shark Research Committee. 6:30pm. S.B. Maritime Museum, 113 Harbor Wy. $15-$20. Call (818) 998-5818.

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adoptable cats and dogs for loving homes. Enjoy wine and beer tasting flights, BBQ specialties, and a raffle with all proceeds going to Cold Noses, Warm Hearts and Animal Shelter Assistance Program. 11am-2pm. Whole Foods Market, 3761 State St. $5. Call 837-6959.

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9/24: UCSB’s OceanFest at the REEF Do you and your family love the ocean? Come on down to celebrate the sea with this fun day of beach restoration, kelp forest exploration, tide pooling, ecolabs, E/V Nautilus interactions, and water activities such as surfing, snorkeling, and paddling. 10am-4pm. Campus Point, UCSB. Free. Read more on p. 41.

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enjoy wonderful food, a fantastic family atmosphere, a variety of entertainment, and activities that include the Goleta Fall Classic Car and Street Rod Show, Safety Street, and, new this year, an activity wristband for purchase for the Active Kids Zone that includes pony rides, Euro bungee, a mini Ferris wheel, a rock wall, slot cars, and more! Sat.: 10am-6pm; Sun.: 10am-5pm. Girsh Park, 7050 Phelps Rd., Goleta. Free. Call 967-2500.

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9/24: Family Beach Yoga Bring your water, sunscreen, and yoga mat (optional), and come enjoy yoga on the beach for kids and their families, led by Zefea Samson, owner of Summerland’s Evolation Yoga.

10-11am. Butterfly Beach, Butterfly Ln. and Channel Dr. Free. Ages 8+. Call 969-1403.

9/24: The Christadelphians of S.B. 100th Anniversary Celebration The Little Church on the Corner is hosting a BBQ, open house, kids’ crafts, a petting zoo, an ancient Bible exhibit, and a silent auction.

Bring a nonperishable food item for donation to Unity Shoppe. 11am. The Christadelphian Church, 206 Stanley Dr. Free. Call 682-2038.

9/24: Fall Equinox Nature Hike on Pine Mountain Mark the onset of autumn with this very special hike on the beautiful Pine Mountain north of Ojai, with special access to an area closed to the public since this summer’s Pine Fire. 9am. Maricopa Plaza Parking lot, 1201 Maricopa Hwy., Ojai. Free-$25. Children younger than 18 must be accompanied by a guardian. Call 646-6281. herbwalks.com/calendar

9/24: Deep Green Resistance Meeting Resist environmental collapse and dis-

BMW cars and other makes and models at this show for rare and distinguished rides in this annual benefit for the S.B. Police Activities League and the S.B. Police Foundation.

9am-3pm. Coast Village Rd., Montecito.

Free-$125. Call 962-5560.

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9/25: Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally In their revealing comedy variety show, Summer Of 69: No Apostrophe, comedy super couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally will joke about their life as a couple and the story of their love, with a set of raunchy songs about their various bedroom escapades. 7:30pm. Lobero Theatre, 33 E. Canon Perdido St. $55.75. Call 966-4946.

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9/25: Banned Books — Why? Learn about the many reasons books get banned in this fun and informative talk by branch manager Allison Gray, who will showcase a variety of books that have been banned in the U.S. 2-3pm. Multipurpose Rm., Goleta Library, 500 N. Fairview Ave., Goleta. Free.

Call 964-7878. sbplibrary.org 9/25: An Evening with Mommy Tonk & The Assless Chaps, Wall of Tom The hilariously heartfelt music from this musical comedy duo will have you laughing and singing along with all-toorelatable anecdotes about motherhood and marriage, with the impassioned music of alt-rock/country duo Wall of Tom opening the show. 7pm. Center Stage Theater, 751 harmony agh

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Sunday 9/25 9/25: Concert Across America to End Gun Violence This 200-plus-city Song and Remembrance will bring together people from all over the country to remember those lost to gun violence and to sing out for gun safety. The S.B. concert chair will be Bob Weiss, whose daughter Veronika was

9/25:

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on this day of fun with water projects as you make your own wish in a bottle, blow giant bubbles, craft beads from kelp, and more! 11am-1:30pm.

Watershed Resource Ctr., Arroyo Burro County Beach Park, 2981 Cliff Dr. Free. Call 884-0459 x18.

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9/23: Marilyn Helsenrott Hochhauser: Paper Constructions Inspired by her travels to Japan, Marilyn Helsenrott Hochhauser’s unique, contemporary paper constructions made from wet mulberry paper will be celebrated by a special delegation from S.B.’s Japanese sister city, Toba, this fall.

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9/23: Fall 2016 Exhibitions Opening Reception Come and celebrate the opening of three exhibitions: Lifeforms: The Makeup Art of Michael West Westmore; Done. Undone. Redone. The Chair Chair; and Irving J. Gill: Simplicity and Reform.

Be engulfed in a plethora of three distinct artistic visions and works of art. The UCSB Pops Orchestra will play musical scores from beloved television shows and films, giving Michael Westmore’s creations just the right ambiance. The exhibits show through December 4. 5:30-7:30pm. AD&A Museum, UCSB. Free.

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9/23: Funk Zone Art Walk: Koplin/Pedersen/Sattler Come to this hub of Funk Zone activity with the vivid visuals of artists Philip Koplin, Lisa Pedersen, and Jill Sattler. 5pm. Mason Street Studios, 121 E. Mason St. Free.

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9/24: Walk-Through with Michael Westmore Join this Academy Award–winning makeup artist behind many of Hollywood’s most iconic character designs for a close encounter with his alien creations. Your questions and a discussion will be encouraged. Noon-1pm. AD&A Museum, UCSB. Free. Call 893-2951.

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9/24-9/25: S.B. Artwalk 2016 The museum grounds will come alive with impressive works from Artists of Distinction, nationally recognized painters, photographers, and sculptors whose juried works can be purchased, with delicious bites from Chef Pete Clements and a no-host wine bar adding to the experience. 10am-5pm. S.B. Museum of Natural History, 2559 Puesta del Sol. Free-$10. Call 682-4711.

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9/24: Pieced Together: Self-Portrait Collage Artist Carlos Bardakes will help you create an amazing self-portrait collage by using materials found in the Art From Scrap Creative ReUse Store. This will be so much more fun than taking a selfie! 10am. Art From Scrap, 302 E. Cota St. $8. Children ages 5 and younger must be accompanied by an adult. Call 884-0459.

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2016 SeaSonal Flu Shot CliniCS • Flu Shots are available while supplies last. Dates are subject to change depending on the availability of the flu vaccine.

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Monday 9/26 9/26: Look Good, Feel Better Learn tips and techniques to help you feel and look better during chemotherapy, radiation, and other cancer treatments.

4-6pm. Cancer Ctr. of S.B., 540 W. Pueblo St. Free. Call (800) 227-2345.

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Frank Sinatra in an Oscar-nominated role as Frankie Machine, a drug addict who recovers while in prison but struggles to stay clean when he returns to the outside world. Guest curator Jon Burlingame will host a Q&A before the film. 7pm. Granada Theatre, 1214 State St. $10-$20. Not rated. Call 899-2222.

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9/22: Mesa Music Nite on the Lawn Bring your posse, lawn chairs, blankets, and a picnic dinner, and enjoy S.B.’s rock/ soul/reggae/blues band OutOfTheBlue. There will be vendor tables, as well as beer and wine for purchase. Have a great time, and raise funds for Mesa beautification. 5:30-7:30pm. Godric Grove, Elings Park, 1298 Las Positas Rd. $10-$20.

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9/22: Sloan Sloan, one of the most popular Canadian bands of all time, will continue to steadily deliver Nova Scotian alt-rock down from the north to bridge musical borders. 8pm. Velvet Jones, 423 State St. $20. Call 965-8676. velvet-jones.com 9/23: Standing Sun Live Presents: Owen Plant Island transplant Owen Plant will bring to mind the soothing and introspective songs of ‘70s folk rock, with a distinctively delicate voice all his own. 7pm. Standing Sun Wines, 92 Second St. Unit D, Buellton. $12-$65. Call 691-9413.

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9/25: Choral Evensong for the Feast of St. Michael and All Angels Under the direction of Temmo Korisheli and with Thomas Joyce on the organ, Adelfos Ensemble will sing Choral Evensong in commemoration of Michaelmas and the beginning of the new academic year. 4-5pm. Trinity Episcopal Church, 1500 State St. Free. Call 965-7419. trinitysb.org

9/25: Dolly Parton The legendary icon and one of the greatest country artists of all time has transcended her genre as an inspiration to people across the board and will be in S.B. to share her timeless songwriting, razor-sharp comedic wit, and larger-than-life personality. 7:30pm. S.B. Bowl, 1122 N. Milpas St. $54-$174. Call 962-7411. sbbowl.com

9/25: S.B. Revels Presents: Equinox: A Concert in Celebration of the Changing Seasons S.B. Revels will have

a moving selection of European songs from Andalusian selections from The Treasures of Spain to stirring renditions of Scottish Highlands traditional tunes. Courtyard reception: 5pm; concert: 6pm. Presidio Chapel, 123 E. Canon Perdido St. $25-$30. Call 565-9357. santabarbararevels.org

9/25: Itamar Zorman with Pianist Kwan Yi Recipient of numerous awards, the champion violinist Itamar Zorman will wow you with his impressive renditions of Mozart, Schubert, Paul Ben-Haim, Ravel, and Wieniawski. 3pm. Logan House, 8585 Ojai-Santa Paula Rd., Ojai. $25. Call 646-9951.

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9/25: Del the Funky Homosapien, Richie Cunning, DJ Bad, DJ Poe Both on his own and as a songwriter for the likes of Ice Cube and Gorillaz, Del the Funky Homosapien has dazzled ever since bursting from the underground scene to be one of hip-hop’s most respected indie rappers. San Francisco’s rapper/producer Richie Cunning, Hollywood-based DJ Bad, and electronica master DJ Poe will also bring their sounds. 8pm.

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9/27: The Skatalites, Monkey Carrying the flag of one of the greatest reggae acts of all time, The Skatalites preserve the rock-steady rhythms of Jamaica’s class act with remaining original vocalist Doreen Shaffer. San Jose’s high-energy ska, rock, and reggae band will open the show. 7pm. SOhO Restaurant & Music Club, 1221 State St. $15-$20. Call 962-7776. sohosb.com 9/27: Squeeze, Look Park The band famed in the U.S. for “Tempted” and other hits is back with 2015’s Cradle to the Grave, marking a continuation for the band known for decades for its new-wave and pop-rock songs, with Chris (Fountains of Wayne) Collingwood’s new band, Look Park, opening the show. 8pm.

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The authors of The Psychedelic Gospels will sign copies of their mind-opening books about the history of hallucinogens and the role of visionary plants in Christianity. 7pm. Chaucer’s Books, 3321 State St. Free. Call 682-6787.

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9/27: Antioch in Conversation: Say What? Antioch University S.B. will present Say What? the day following the first presidential debate. Veteran journalists, Lou Cannon (biographer of former president Ronald Reagan and current editorial advisor to State Net Capitol Journal), and Jerry Roberts (former managing editor of the San Francisco Chronicle and former editor and publisher of the Santa Barbara News-Press), will look at where the presidential election stands with six weeks to go as well as survey the key House and Senate races and a few of the 17 propositions on the California ballot. 5:30pm.

Antioch S.B., 602 Anacapa St. Free. Call 962-8179. antiochsb.edu

WedneSday 9/28 9/28: Fireside Chat with Zohar Ziv The former COO of Deckers will share his wealth of business insights from more than 25 years of shaping brand development and global expansion, cultivating company culture, and streamlining career trajectories. Happy hour: 5:30pm; discussion: 6:30pm. Impact Hub, 1117 State St. Free-$20; $25 cash only at the door. Call 284-0078.

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9/28: Country Wednesday Nights Saddle up to the Midnight Rodeo as DJ Jeff Rock spins your favorite line-dance, twostep, and swing tunes. If you need to learn some moves or brush up, there will be a dance lesson at 8:30 p.m. 6pm-midnight.

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suits me well. Firefighter John Ford paddled the entire trip when his wife, Tara Haaland-Ford, was the beneficiary in 2013, but I get winded just getting to a boat anchored five minutes from shore.

Supposedly, our relay shifts are just 20 minutes long every couple of hours, but 20 minutes feels like two hours when you’re lying on your stomach and lifting your chest and head off the board while paddling a freestyle stroke.

I’m anxious for Saturday, with compounding concerns about my capabilities, the wind, ocean tankers, and curious (read: curiously hungry) wildlife. And no matter how much you get in the water, when you’re in the middle of the Santa Barbara Channel on a 12-foot board, you feel as if you’re in over their head. But that’s the point, as it gives at least slight insight into what Ethan and so many others with cancer are going through. With fear, hope, struggle, mortality, and, most importantly, support, it’s a team-building trust fall in 4,000-foot ocean waters, and everyone has skin in the game.

It’s also a fundraiser, with 100 percent of the proceeds going to the honoree. That can be spent on anything, be it frivolous or practical, but nearly every dime has or will be spent attempting to cover the cost of health care required for survival.

Even just preparing for the event has commandeered my thoughts and made me reflect on life’s priorities. The thought of Ethan; his extended family; his amazing wife, Anna; and beautiful, destined-for-greatness daughter, Sawyer, brings hair-trigger tears. I want to do this right. I hope to pull my weight. I need to make a difference. We will all make a difference. jesse ferreira

ey, how would you like to be part of my Friendship Paddle on September 24?” asked my good friend and longtime colleague Ethan Stewart a couple of weeks ago. “I’m in,” I quickly replied, envisioning kayakers and surfers cruising around the Channel Islands for a fun afternoon. I had no idea what was in store: Since then, my neck, mid-back, and rotator cuffs haven’t found anything friendly about it.

The paddle began in 2003 when friends and family of Doug McFadden, who had inoperable brain cancer, decided to raise money and spirits by paddling on prone and stand-up paddleboards 30 miles or so from Santa Cruz Island to the mainland across the Santa Barbara Channel. Donations and goodwill flowed in. Doug’s life expectancy was doubled, and, every year since, the Friendship Paddle crew honors a new person from Santa Barbara County.

This year they chose Ethan, who’s written about his pancreatic cancer and major, exhausting operations on these pages. He’s a natural choice since his connections to the ocean and the environment are deep and span continents, including work as a journalist on climate change, ocean acidification, natural resources, and the Gaviota Coast.

Despite the physical challenges coming, I was honored to be asked by Ethan, who also enlisted Indy senior editor Matt Kettmann. We’re part of the West Coast relay team, but there’s also an East Coast team, comprising Ethan’s Cape Cod connections; as of last count, there were nearly 100 people planning to take part in the paddle. We start at dawn this Saturday and should hit Miramar Beach in Montecito between 2 and 5 p.m., depending on the weather.

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DAWN OF HEALING: The author is participating in this year’s Friendship Paddle, which leaves from the Channel Islands at dawn on Saturday, to honor his friend and colleague Ethan Stewart, pictured below with his wife, Anna, and daughter, Sawyer.

ucked between the sandy bluffs, tranquil lagoon, and waves of Campus Point, UCSB’s REEF is where more than 10,000 Santa Barbara schoolkids are introduced to the underwater world each year. Designed and developed 13 years ago by Scott Simon, who was hired in 2003 as outreach coordinator for the Marine Science Institute, the REEF, or Research Experience and Education Facility, teaches STAR STUDENT: Scott Simon shows Madeline, kids about the more than 200 4, a sea star. types of organisms that live right off the coast, from swell sharks, moray eels, and octopus, to abalone, sea cucumbers, and limpets.

And it does so all through the lens of various studies underway on campus, where students and faculty analyze everything from the die-off of anchovy and abalone fisheries to ocean currents, acidification, climate change, and kelp forest ecology. “We connect the community with the research that is going on at UCSB,” said Simon, who believes that focus sets the REEF apart from the Sea Center on Stearns Wharf, where he once worked.

Though younger students are the primary audience, all ages of the public can visit the facility each weekend, and UCSB undergrads also frequent the REEF, including writing, art, oceanography, and environmental studies classes. Throw in summer camps, and about 20,000 people a year touch these tanks, many, if not most, surprised to learn how much wonder hides just a few yards offshore. “A lot of people only see the ocean from the surface,” said Simon. “They don’t realize that the kelp forests and rocky reefs can be just as beautiful as a tropical sea.”

There is, however, a tropical tank, as well, reflecting UCSB’s ongoing projects on the coral reefs of Mo’orea. It houses, among other colorful species, the colorfully named humuhumunukunukuapua’a. Since it’s also called the Picasso triggerfish, one art teacher recently used it to explore cubism with her students, just one example of the REEF’s multidisciplinary reach. Another is that while most of the 30 undergrad volunteers that work for Simon each year are aquatic biology majors, some are from political science, psychology, and other fields. “A passion for the ocean and the environment is the minimum criteria,” he said.

Many of Simon’s past volunteers have gone on to work in aquariums and as teachers, including San Marcos High’s Kate Standerfer, who was chosen from a national search to board Robert Ballard’s E/V Nautilus expedition this past summer. The REEF also teaches teachers and is able to localize, for instance, the nationally developed 6th grade curriculum on ocean science. “Not only are we having the schools bring the kids here, but we’re bringing the ocean to their classrooms,” said Simon.

After more than a dozen years flying under the sonar, it’s about time that the greater Santa Barbara community knew more, which is why the REEF is hosting an OceanFest this Sunday. “This is one of the best-kept secrets,” said Simon, somewhat sheepishly, as if he still doesn’t want too many to know.

“This is really for the locals.”

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This Sunday, September 24, 10 a.m.-3 p.m., the REEF and UCSB Sustainability are hosting OceanFest, a free event that includes tours, tide pooling, face painting, surfing, kayaking, beach walks, live music, and more. See msi.ucsb.edu/reef.

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The vulgar vixens in question are Stacie Burrows and Shannon Noel of the comedy musical duo Mommy Tonk—and if I played guitar and grew up in Arkansas singing in the church choir, then I swear to you we’d be a damned trio. Like me, these flippant females each have two sons, recognize Target as the Holy Land, and channel the myriad frustrations of motherhood into their craft with bracing honesty, in the hopes of making people laugh.

To quote one of Mommy Tonk’s own songs:“I’ve got a mom crush.”

Naughty mommies, if you haven’t noticed, are having a moment.

There was Betty Draper and those saucily captioned vintage 1950s postcards. (One on my fridge features a grinning, aproned housewife addressing her child:“What am I making for supper? Why, sweetie, I’m making whatever the hell I want served with a side of eat it or starve.”)

There are the popular blogs Rage Against the Minivan and Moms Who Drink and Swear. There’s the “being a good mom is impossible” movie Bad Moms in theaters now, and its more promising sister-wife Fun Mom Dinner, set to release next year.

And this Sunday evening at Center Stage Theater, there’s Mommy Tonk and their gorgeous harmonies — backed by the bluegrass band the Assless Chaps — bemoaning their resentment for moms with hired help, for people who think their dogs are babies, and for school auctions that peddle anything other than “Booze and Weed” (“Sell us something that we need / Sell us something we can use”).

“We’ve been called the Tenacious D for Moms,” Stacie told me. Raised in Texas, she did stand-up comedy in New York before moving to Los Angeles, where she was a student at the email: starshine@roshell.com famous Groundlings comedy workshop. Shannon hails from Kentucky, and toured the country with a traveling children’s theater before doing sketch comedy with L.A.’s Second City.

They met seven years ago when both were doing funny bits in the show Expressing Motherhood.

“Shannon goes onstage wearing literally nothing but a breast pump and some pajama pants,” Stacie recalled.“And I’m like—well, who the hell is this ray of sunshine?”

“We hit it off instantly,” Shannon said. “We both have a country flavor to us, and we have a ridiculous amount of fun. You know that surgery they do on conjoined twins to separate them? We’re going to have the opposite. We’re going to be joined.”

Together they riff on the hilarity of raising children in Tinseltown, turn their venting into tunes, and record the ditties on their iPhones.

“We have an impressive catalog of music,” Stacie said,“that can’t be sung anywhere near children.”

For example, she wrote a love song to her husband called “Get Off Your ---, You ----ing ---hole.” He enjoyed it so much, he surprised her by showing up at one of her gigs with his own guitar — and his own rendition of the lyrics, which he sung to her on the spot: “Get Off My Back, You ----ing Nag.” While their audience is mainly moms, they often notice the husbands and boyfriends laugh loudest.“And we’ve had 20-year-olds who are just rolling,” Stacie said. “They’re like, ‘I never thought my mom was thinking those things — but now I realize she probably was!’”

So if you’re a bad mom … or you had a bad mom … or you ever wondered what my column would sound like set to country music, you might get a chuckle out of the Mommy Tonk show this Sunday night.

“I hope their stomachs hurt from laughing. I want to make them physically ill,” Shannon said.“And hopefully they have a buzz because there’s a bar there, too.”

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Full-Moon touchdowns very once in a while, like a golden full moon rising

over the harbor on a clear Friday night, something spectacular happens in a high school football game.

It was under just such a moon that Bishop Diego running back John Harris electrified a La Playa Stadium crowd by streaking 91 yards for a touchdown.

Harris, a 62, 205-pound junior, is a runner of power and finesse. Taking a deep handoff or a pitchout, he surveys the wreckage along the line before picking a path through it. He runs with a forward lean, and defenders almost never stop him cold. A typical Harris run finishes with a pile of players being driven several yards beyond the point they first hit him.

When Harris finds open space, it’s another story. In the second quarter of the Cardinals’ game against the St. Joseph Knights last Friday night, Harris broke loose on a carry from Bishop’s nine-yard line. He made a cut that left a defensive back gasping for air and took off down the left sideline.

Another St. Joseph defender tried to run him down from behind, but the unyielding Harris won the frantic race to the end zone.

It was the second big play of the night for Bishop Diego, as Isaiah Veal sped 88 yards to score on a kickoff return in the first quarter. But those haymakers were not enough for the Cardinals to win the showdown against their small-school counterparts from Santa Maria. St. Joseph handed them just their second defeat in their last 25 regularseason games, 21-17.

Needing a first down to keep a potential game-winning drive alive in the final quarter, Bishop called Harris’s number on a pass pattern. He was open on the right sideline, but the instant the pass reached his hands, Knights cornerback Mason Biely drilled him, and the ball slipped away.

“He got me,” Harris said.“It was a good hit.”

Biely, also a junior, said,“It was pure joy knowing I helped my team. I knew they’d take a big shot at [Harris]. He’s a good player. He runs real hard and never gives up.”

Expect both the Cardinals (3-1) and the Knights (2-2) to be contenders come November in the CIF Division 5 play-offs.

“Both teams are super physical,” Bishop lineman Michael Agnoli said. “We’re resilient. We’ll bounce back.”

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Camarillo netted a meager 21 rushing yards against the Chargers, as Gossett, a senior defensive end, recorded nine tackles and four sacks. Dos Pueblos defeated the Scorpions, 23-14.

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A Lompoc fan tweeted, FULL-MOON WORKHORSE: Bishop Diego High’s John Harris (25) ran for 204 yards on 25 carries against “Do you think we’re still the St. Joseph, as the Cardinals and Knights played their Friday-night football game under a full moon. armpit now?”

He was referring to a remark by Santa Barbara congressional candidate Salud Carpinteria (1-2) hit the win column when Brian GarCarbajal that set off a political firestorm and may have been cia nailed a 30-yard field goal to defeat Nordhoff, 10-7. The bulletin-board material for the Braves.

Warriors continue a home stand against Oak Park on Fri“You don’t want to light a fire under the best football team day, with a visit from Bishop Diego looming September 30. in the 805,” Santa Barbara coach J.T. Stone said. The Braves do not need any outside help. Among their players is junior COLLEGE SPIRIT: La Playa Stadium is known for its scenrunning back Toa Taua, who is touted to be as fine a pros- ery, and last Saturday a common sight was running back Perry Martin of the SBCC Vaqueros scoring touchdowns. pect as former Lompoc great Napoleon Kaufman.

The freshman tied a school record by crossing the goal line PREP ROUNDUP: If there is such a thing as a “funk zone” four times in a 51-0 rout of L.A. Southwest. … So far this for prep football, Santa Barbara’s Peabody Stadium would season, nobody has spiked a ball with the consistency of qualify. It was supposed to be undergoing a renovation this the women’s volleyball teams at Westmont College (15-0 season, but the project has been put on hold until early through last week) and SBCC (9-1). next year. The good news is that the Dons (1-3) will be able to play their three home games on familiar grounds. Their CLOCK MISMANAGEMENT: Referee Miguel Chicas home opener is this Friday, September 23, against Royal, circumvented college soccer rules last Saturday when he and they’ll host San Marcos on October 7 in the Channel ordered the scoreboard clock to stop in the final seconds, League opener. enabling No. 7–ranked UCLA to score the game-tying Dos Pueblos (3-1), led by the passing of quarterback Kel- goal on a stunning free kick and eventually defeat UCSB len Roberts and a stout defense, rolled to its third straight in overtime, 2-1. There would have been no controversy win last weekend and garnered a No. 3 ranking in CIF Divi- over the stoppage if the NCAA joined the rest of the soccer sion 10. The Chargers will host San Luis Obispo on Friday world and (1) let the referee keep the official time on the night and honor their 2001 team that faced S.L.O.’s Tigers in field and (2) excluded overtime in regular-season matches. a memorable CIF championship game.

The game might have ended in a 1-1 tie, but the Gauchos San Marcos (0-4) showed some progress by taking a would not have had to play the overtime in an exhausted halftime lead over Hueneme and will seek its first win and disenchanted condition. They’ll get another crack at under coach Jason Fowle on Friday at Channel Islands. the Pac-12 when Cal visits Saturday night. n

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Dave Shoji, a UCSB graduate, is in his 42nd season as coach of the Rainbow Wahine. In Nicole Lantagne Welch’s first three years as coach of the Gauchos, they have gone 1-5 against Hawai‘i. UCSB’s Lindsey Ruddins, a 62 outside hitter from Laguna Niguel, has won the Big West Freshman of the Week award three times in the past month. Fans can greet her and other Gaucho women after Friday’s match in a “Meet the Team” event. 7pm. The Thunderdome, UCSB. $5-$8. Call 893-UCSB (8272) or visit ucsbgauchos.com.

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This cocktail conference, which is put on by the New Orleans Culinary and Cultural Preservation Society and this year featured “more than 200 brand-new seminars, tastings, competitions,

networking opportunities, and other spirited events,” is headquartered in the Hotel Monteleone, famed for its slowly rotating Carousel Bar that’s been graced by such notable imbibers as Truman Capote and Tennessee Williams. That’s New Orleans and TOTC in a jigger: respect for history, eye to art, weakness for decadence, and hope that commerce can help us carry it off.

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Fire pits and fountains offer a real indoor/outdoor feel. I’m told that the interior features a timeless “forever feel” reminiscent of 1930s to ’50s New York, London, and San Francisco, with white Calacatta marble walls, a wraparound walnut bar, Hans Wegner chairs, and tufted velvet sofas.

Chef Lauren Herman, who’s worked at both AOC and Lucques in Los Angeles for Suzanne Goin and Caroline Styne, plans to serve California Brian and Alissa Parks of Georgia's Smokehouse seasonal cuisine with Mediterranean and French influences.

“It will be very high-end fine dining but very GEORGIA’S CLOSES: Georgia’s Smokehouse approachable and casual,” says Jordan Fife, food truck has gone out of business. “It is with director of operations and development for a heavy heart and an empty smoker that we Steve Hermann Design and Steve Hermann regret to announce that Georgia’s Smokehouse Hotels. “It’s not something you have to wear a will be stopping operations as of August 31, suit for.You could wear flip-flops and a button- 2016,” announced a message to fans.“We would up. It’s not a tasting-style menu. It’s come in like to thank you for your support and your and order whatever you want. It’s a place to belief to feed all of you! We had a great time come in and have a cocktail and an appetizer, getting to know all of you through the trucks or come out to the courtyard and have a white and sharing our love of hospitality and custablecloth fine-dining experience. It’s whatever tomer service. We would like to thank all of our kind of element you want. It’s casual just like employees that have made it possible for us to Santa Barbara is but bringing some of the best do what we do. They all worked extremely hard and were dedicated to sharing our BBQ with all food from the best places in the world.” of you! We hope to see you all soon.”

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iT’s cyndi lauper’s TiMe Time after time, Cyndi Lauper continues to be a vital figure in the pop-culture sphere. Whether it was the time she broke into the national conscience with her 1983 debut album, She’s So Unusual Unusual, with its revolutionary single “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” or more recently, such as when she took a country Detour with old-timey covers on her newest record, Lauper remains an emblematic icon, standing for individuality, self-assuredness, strength, inclusivity, and off-beat good humor.

Lauper will come through town on Wednesday, September 28, playing the Arlington Theatre, and this time she will be going back to her roots. Though nominally a departure, her new set of songs actually finds Lauper returning to her earliest musical influences. “I felt like I was going backwards to my

rockabilly days,” she said. “The early country artists have always affected me; I wore a Patsy Cline button, right next to a button that said ‘Nearly Famous’ or ‘Almost Famous,’ way before the movie.” She recalls watching the “beautiful ladies in sparkly dresses” on TV as a young girl —“Big clothes, big hair, big everything always attracted me” — and blues, rock, and country were big influences in her musical education.

Though things have changed in many ways since the ’80s, Lauper is still waiting for the day when women experience true equality. “The time hasn’t happened yet. We still don’t get equal pay for equal work, and it’s still very hard for women to get proper childcare for kids,” she said. She sees herself as continuing the many-generation fight by women for greater equality. “All of us as women have been working hard. I stand on the shoulders of the women that came before me and made and paved the way — we stand on the shoulders of the first suffragettes, and all they frickin’ wanted was a vote.”

But Lauper won’t stop fighting, whether for women or the LGBTQ community, even if time after time equality seems once again threatened or thwarted. “I believe in equality for everybody, not just for some,” she said.

“You’re born the way you’re born. You are the way you are.”

Cyndi Lauper plays Wednesday, September 28, 8 p.m., at the Arlington Theatre (1317 State St.). For tickets, call 963-4408 or see thearlingtontheatre .com.

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regard to the material for Picking Up the Pieces. “Some of my best creating is done live onstage.

Things happen from millisecond to millisecond,” he said. His act will cut to the bone in a way that other comedians can’t, he said, “because [everything] was almost taken from me. It’s deeper than that.

The ability to see my wife, my daughter, my son, was almost taken from me.”

So does Morgan miss the routine and structure of doing a sitcom? “No! Because you Tracy Morgan move on.”Yeah, but he, Fey, and a talented gang of actors and writMorgan credits wife Megan Wollover, ers spun sitcom magic for seven seasons on whom he married in 2015, with his recovery. NBC doing 30 Rock.“I know! But this is not While he was incapacitated: “I had my wife Tracy Jordan. Tracy Jordan is with the dust. take care of me,” which included tending This is Tracy Morgan now,” he exclaimed. to medications for pre-accident incurred When asked who is funnier, pre-accident complications from diabetes and liver dam- Tracy or post-accident Tracy, the comic age. “She’s younger than me. She embraced replied, referring to himself in the third all my illnesses with my goodness,” he said. person:“I can’t say. They’re both very funny!

When I suggested that the timing of Mor- Post-accident Tracy—his eyes are open a gan meeting his wife was pretty cool, he little more. But the funny is there.” replied emphatically, “[It’s a] good thing I — Michael Aushenker met her period. Accident or no accident, I met somebody to keep me solid in my life.”

Tracy Morgan performs Expect a good amount of improv at the Friday, September 23, Arlington show, but Morgan said he also 8 p.m., at the Arlington Theatre, 1317 State has topics to discuss “in [his] back pocket.”

Street. For tickets, call 963-4408 or see “I focus on the funny— funny the funny is more thearlingtontheatre.com. important than the material,” he said in chaPman baehler

racy Morgan is back. The garrulous East Coaster, who played the exasperating Tracy Jordan on the Tina Fey–led sitcom 30 Rock and was a longtime Saturday Night Live cast member (1996-2003), has spent much of 2015 recovering from a 2014 six-vehicle accident caused by a Walmart truck driver that claimed a friend’s life and nearly his own. Morgan received an undisclosed, substantial settlement from Walmart but of course that pales in comparison to the emotional and physical suffering the 47-year-old comic actor has had to endure.

Santa Barbara’s 85-year-old Arlington Theatre will be the third stop on the comedian’s Picking Up the Pieces tour — his first creative endeavor since the accident sidelined him from the entertainment business.

“I’m really grateful to be doing this tour!” said the excitable Morgan. “I feel funnier than ever. It feels good to be back onstage.

I didn’t know whether I was going to have a tour; it was bigger than show business.”

On a recent Howard Stern interview, the shock jock satellite radio host inquired about his recovery: everything from his spiritual experiences exiting a coma to using his penis again. Morgan laughed, Morgan cried, Morgan shared many explicit sexual details … but don’t suggest that Stern may have been exploitive.“Howard [is] a friend,” Morgan said. “He wasn’t pushing my buttons. This was a different interview. I was ready to talk about it with Howard because he’s my friend!”

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The immensely talented band — John Whoolilurie (keys, guitar, saxophone, backup vocals), Austin Beede (drums), Rob Moreno (bass), Joey Fior (guitar) — first started playing weddings before moving onto regular shows at Seven Bar, Dargan’s, and Blind Tiger.

With the help of iPads to display the chords, the band can nail everything from Toto’s “Africa” (their most popular song) to the Righteous Brothers’ “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” and everything in between. “I am continuously impressed by the way the band handles, remembers, and pulls off all these tunes,” Whoolilurie said. No sweat if a tricky Bon Jovi guitar solo flies their way after a many-month “Wanted Dead or Alive” dry spell, and no worries if you happen to stumble over that Left Eye Lisa’s verse in TLC’s “Waterfall”; the band’s got you on this.

Having a live band makes a huge difference for karaoke singers, Whoolilurie said. For karaoke lovers, there’s nothing more exciting. Participants “get to feel the power of the drums and bass rocking behind them, and the thrill of a standing next to a burning virtuosic guitar soloist. They get to feel the support of the back-up vocalists that are there to harmonize their lead or get them back on track,” he said. “We are here to back you up.”

The Selections play SOhO Restaurant & Music Club (1221 State St.) on Wednesday, September 28, 8:30 p.m. Ages 21+. Call 962-7776 or visit sohosb.com.

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or the past month, there’s been something strange going on in the Lobero Theatre. Visitors to the venue during the day, including members of the DANCEworks Friday Club, have encountered a very realistic campsite covering most of the stage, including tents, sleeping bags, and a Christmas tree. The most authentic element of the set, however, is also in a way the least natural because the luscious six-inch layer of dark brown earth the whole thing sits on is not dirt but recycled rubber mulch. Three tons of it. The NuPlay product was created to keep kids safe on playgrounds; it has one of the highest shock-absorption ratings of any playground covering. Put down six inches of this stuff, and your hyperactive 4-year-old can safely dive from a height of 16 feet — it’s that resilient.

But this is no playground, or if it is, it’s a playground of a very different sort. Shannon Gillen, the choreographer and founder of Vim Vigor Dance Company, was chosen by Dianne Vapnek for this year’s DANCEworks residency at the Lobero, and she was the one who ordered up this exceptionally fallfriendly and bouncy surface because it’s a great match for the setting of her piece Future/ Perfect, which takes place at a campsite in the woods, and because she knew that her dancers would have a ball using it as a trampoline, a safety net, and an all-around aid in defying gravity. The mulch “amplifies the story,” according to Gillen, and although she means that its resemblance to soil makes the wilderness setting look more genuine, she’s also alluding to the outsized daring its forgiving physical properties encourage in the performers. The five young dancers in the company — Laja Field, Martin Durov, Jason Cianciulli, Emma Whiteley, and Rebecca Diab — are leaping, rolling, diving, and sliding around in this stuff in ways that they could not safely do on any other surface.

Vapnek created DANCEworks in 2009 to see what happens when innovative choreographers are given a shot at the one thing they almost never get: a chance to work in rehearsal on the same stage on which they

will perform. The vast majority of dances are dose of Gillen’s own wonderfully idiosyncreated and rehearsed in studios that bear cratic personal vision. Her considerable talent little or no relation to the spaces in which as a dancer in this remarkable idiom is the they will be shown to an audience. Dancers tool through which she communicates what must imagine what it will be like when they she wants to see from the cast. In rehearsal she finally get onstage, and choreographers must moves as much, and as wildly, as anyone, even count steps and measure movements against though she’s not in the piece. It’s this process of demonstration, experian image in their heads mentation, and repetition of where that stage actually begins and ends. Ask as much as anything else any experienced dancer, that defines the intensely personal nature of her and they will tell you the same thing: “It’s never artistic expression. And, of the way you pictured it,” course, don’t forget about and “There are always all that bouncy shredded last-minute adjustrubber. I walked on it, and ments.” it felt amazing, like a living being that returns the As the eighth artist to

by Charles Donelan hold the DANCEworks impact of your weight as a residency at the Lobero, Gillen represents gentle lifting force. both the cutting edge of what’s happening The story of Future/Perfect follows a group in contemporary dance today and a strong of people mostly in their twenties thrown sense of continuity in relation to the seven together on a camping trip. They talk, they choreographers who have come before. Her flirt, they hang out around the campsite, and

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HIGH-FLYING MOVES: Vim Vigor dancers (top) leap, roll, and dive in choreographer Shannon Gillen’s (above, pictured third from left) piece Future/Perfect, which they will perform at the Lobero. influences include film and the contemporary dance theater scene in Europe, particularly in Germany, where she was a member of the Johannes Wieland company based at Staatstheater Kassel. The style she has developed combines all these ingredients with a healthy

sometimes they even pair off and disappear inside the tent for a while. At one of the Friday open rehearsals I attended, the atmosphere during these acted sequences reminded me of a horror movie, and there are some deep resonances with that genre. These characindependent.com

ters will all eventually confront a numinous presence that will change them irrevocably, and when they do, they are going to show that transformation through the ecstatic movement of their bodies. There are touches of hip-hop in the athletic floor work of the Vim Vigor dancers, and there’s plenty of the precision required to safely catch and release the hurtling body of a high-flying partner — the kind of heart-stopping grace that you only really see in trained, committed career dancers. Beyond that, the work is harder to categorize, except perhaps to say that there’s an emotional release in the gestures and poses that’s much closer to great acting than it is to the steps of a conventional chorus line.

When Gillen teaches these movements by doing them herself, she engages the dancers in exchanges that may involve as many as three repetitions of a particular segment in the space of one minute, and in extended oneon-one sessions that may go on for an hour or longer.“We stack and accumulate intimacies,” said Gillen to the audience assembled for the open rehearsal series known as the DANCEworks Friday Club. “The overarching theme of Future/Perfect is how we engage walkabouts,” she continued, adding that the work explores “how we sometimes perceive signs from the universe” that have the power to tell us that we must change our lives. When asked how she felt about the progress that was being made, Gillen paused and then admitted that creation is always at least somewhat “painful and stressful” because she is “never satisfied,” but that she and her team are determined to “push it.”“We are constantly asking ourselves how can we elevate and open what we do to the audience so that they fall into this world the way that we have fallen into it.” And, with such a heavenly soft landing surface waiting for us, we can all look forward to taking this plunge.

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ans of small-screen hits Will & Grace (1998-2006) and Parks and Recreation (2009-2015) spent myriad seasons delighting in the antics of Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, the talents who brought Karen Walker and Ron Swanson to life. Although their respective sitcoms have wrapped, the pair are still making audiences laugh, touring the country with their variety show Summer of 69: No Apostrophe.

Married for more than a decade, both Mullally and Offerman are top-notch funny folk; together they are a combustible comic duo for the ages (Ron and Tammy 2, anyone?), and their stage show reflects their witty, wry take on their relationship.

Expect campy songs, ribald humor, and lots of laughs as the pair give us a peek behind the curtain of their union. I recently spoke with the easygoing, personable Mullally about their tour, music, the media, and what’s next for the duo.

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time together and be home at our house. We travel so much I can’t even remember what our house looks like. It’s crazy.

Have any of your shows ended with a spat? No, but we do a thing about that in the show … where we reenact one of our more notorious disagreements. And it’s real. You can kind of tell when [the material is] not necessarily true, but some of the show is real stuff, like this argument. And then one of the songs at the end is just weird, random facts about us, a song that I wrote — weird minutiae that nobody has ever known about either one of us. courtesy

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You travel a lot for your work these days. Yeah. So I was on Will & Grace, which has been off the air for 10 years. Six years of that, Nick and I were together.

And then Nick got Parks and Recreation, and that was seven years. So what What part of the tour are you was great about that time on? We are coming into the is that we had at least some kind of routine last leg of the tour. We did a whole East Coast run, and because we knew that I DROLL DUO: Expect campy songs, ribald humor, and lots of then we went to the U.K. And laughs as Megan Mullally and husband Nick Offerman give us was going to be doing now we are going up and a peek behind the curtain of their union.

Will & Grace for x numdown the West Coast. We ber of months and then toured the show last year, but we’d have this time off it is significantly different; we’ve done quite a bit of work and the same with Parks and Rec. But now that neither on it. I would say at least 60 percent of the material is one of us in a series, all bets are off, and we are just different than it was last year. I think it’s in a really good thrown to the four corners of the globe. place. I’m happy with it.

So you said you wrote some new songs for your show. You are I think it’s odd that the media makes such a fuss about the such a great singer. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I actually started fact that you have a good marriage. Yeah, it is really funny, more as a musician than as an actor. And I’ve done isn’t it? … I guess because you hear the most about the some Broadway musicals. And I have this band called celebrity marriages that don’t last and those are the ones Nancy and Beth. Actually, me and my singing partner that stick in your mind. But then there are millions that from Nancy and Beth are jumping on a tour with do. I [also] think a lot of people who are couples where Emmylou Harris and Steve Earle and Patty Griffin. both sides of the couple are somewhat in the public eye We are just doing like three dates with them. It’s pretty tend to not talk about their relationship at all. It’s weird exciting. because we are doing a whole show about our relationship. We’ve done any number of interviews where we Is it hard to decide what genre you want to pursue? You dance, talk about it, talk about each other, but at the same time you sing, you play, you act, you’re funny. I guess you just do a little of all of it, and that’s what this show is about, yes? Yeah, I don’t feel like we’ve ever really given anything away. it is. It is a little of everything. The show is really, really You two make a great comedy pairing: for example, Tammy 2 funny, I think. But also, at the end of the day, it’s like and Ron in Parks and Rec. Was there any improvisation with a glimpse into our lives and our relationship. People those roles, or were they completely scripted? There was who we know who have come to see the show said some improv there, for sure. Plus it was very well writ- that they are kind of inspired by it. They think that it’s ten … Nick and I are actually trying to develop a show really funny, but I think at the end of the day, it’s kind of to do together primarily because we want to spend romantic and sweet. It’s a nice date-night show.

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n a 2007 essay called “Shakespeare and the Uses of Power,” the distinguished literary critic and Harvard professor Stephen Greenblatt tells a funny story about meeting Bill Clinton at the White House. It takes place in 1998, just a few weeks before the Monica Lewinsky scandal would wreak havoc on the remainder of Clinton’s second term. Greenblatt is among the guests at a black-tie dinner honoring then-poet laureate Robert Pinsky. In his remarks, President Clinton recalls being forced to memorize passages from Macbeth for a high school English class. When Greenblatt reaches Clinton in the line to shake hands after the speech, he hits the president with what he thinks is a zinger. “Mr. President,” says the Harvard professor, sticking out his hand, “don’t you think that Macbeth is a great play about an immensely ambitious man who feels compelled to do things that he knows are politically and morally disastrous?” Clinton looks Greenblatt in the eye and replies without hesitation, “I think Macbeth is a great play about someone whose immense ambition has an ethically inadequate object.”

With Hillary Clinton, who has a history of being compared to Lady Macbeth that goes back decades, knocking at the White House gate this fall, it would seem that Macbeth — including her husband’s clever take on it — is very much back in season. Add the fact that she is hotly pursued BOLD AMBITION: Tony Award–nominated actor Kathryn in her quest for power by Donald Trump, another Meisle portrays the conniving noblewoman Lady Macbeth, immensely ambitious man, and you’ve got all the who becomes Queen of Scotland. makings of a powerful Shakespearean drama.

Will it end in tragedy? Who knows? But one thing is certain, which is that both candidates will continue seen here in Ensemble’s 2008 production of Thérèse to struggle with the perception that the object of their Raquin. Kathryn Meisle, who will play Lady Macbeth, ambition is, in Bill Clinton’s memorable phrase,“ethi- was nominated for a Tony Award for best actress for her work as Elmire in a 2003 cally inadequate.”

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Company’s Jonathan Fox, Despite a promised emphathe director of this seasis on the psychological, rather the key to understanding son-opening Shakespeare than the supernatural, side offering, the key to underof the play, Fox does have standing Macbeth lies in an some spooky effects planned. lies in an appreciation of the appreciation of the degree Advanced video projection to which the protagonist is technology will augment the degree to which the protagonist is “flooded by his imagination.” sets and create realistic appari‘flooded by his imagination.’

Macbeth’s susceptibility to tions, lending the production suggestion and even hallua dreamlike quality. The charcination comes as part and acters will all be in contempoparcel of his extraordinary rary dress, and the location is gift for language. When he speaks of his fear that understood as a “war-torn desert city” rather than the assassinating the king will not provide “the be-all more traditional Scottish countryside. and the end-all,” but will instead become an act that Thanks to the inspiration and support of longtime returns “To plague th’ inventor,” Macbeth expresses Ensemble patron Sara Miller McCune, two practitiohis thought of murder in words that live on as a ners from the Globe Education program of Shakestandard English expression for something that’s the speare’s Globe Theatre in London will be arriving as best possible choice. By yoking Macbeth’s homicidal the play opens to conduct a series of workshops for career to some of the greatest poetry in the language, teachers and students in the Santa Barbara Unified Shakespeare confounded those who seek a moral in School District. Let’s hope they succeed in bringing some clarity to the murky ethical world of politics Macbeth.

The leads in this production come highly regarded. both in and outside castle walls — and White House Jamison Jones, who will play the title role, was last gates.

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t only seems right that those who find themselves definitely times when I feel like I’ve fallen out of love blessed (or cursed) with copious amounts of talent with what I’m doing, and I don’t know what’s going on occasionally fail.Yet during the better part of the two or there are no songs coming to me, but then, knock on decades that Jim James has been publicly sharing his wood, I just hope that it will come back around again, gifts, nary a sour note has escaped his righteous pipes. and it always has.

The longtime frontman for My Morning Jacket has quietly become one of the most consistent and beloved You’re bringing Twin Limb from your hometown on tour performers of our time. With and without his band, he’s with you. Do you think it’s important for people to support clocked a dizzying number of days on the road, been and nourish their local music scenes? Oh, my God, yes; it’s praised by critics, and shared both stage and studio with one of the most important things because we’re all part the likes of Bob Dylan, Roger Waters, Erykah Badu, and of some local music scene. … Here in Louisville there’s Brittany Howard—yet he hasn’t topped charts, and such an amazing local scene of musicians, and I feel even savvy music fans often don’t recognize like Twin Limb is really a special and unique band. It’ll be really cool ’cause they’re going him by name.

For a rock star, he’s anything but. to open the show, and then they are also He comes off as such an average in my band. We will combine forces. and approachable guy, utterly unconcerned with image and so The song “State of the Art” has an almost unapologetically human that as prophetic quality to it. Did you mean it you delve into his catalog you that way? In a way, yeah. The heart Frontman releases begin to understand why you can’t of the song is talking about trying to new record find a cozy niche for his musical be happy with the things that technolpolygamy. He recorded a tribute to ogy can’t affect, and trying to be happy

by Michel Miller George Harrison, and in a live environwith the love in your life and the family around you. We never know what’s gonna ment he has been known to cover everyhappen, and if we keep disrespecting the Earth and thing from Burt Bacharach and Lionel Richie to Stevie Wonder and the Eagles — he’s equal parts artist disrespecting each other, we could see real chaos; we and fan. Three years since his solo debut, Regions of could see a loss of power and crazy things like the ocean Light and Sound of God, and after being invited to play swallowing up places it shouldn’t be swallowing up the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass festival in San Francisco because of global warming. You have to try to be really by his good friend and collaborator Conor Oberst, good with yourself and good with your family and love James is using the opportunity to introduce material the things that are the most important. from his latest record, Eternally Even, to audiences on the West Coast.

For KCRW’s Apogee performance, you wore a brooch that a fan made you. You explained to the interviewer the symbolism of How is Jim James the solo artist different from the frontman the piece, and it was very touching. Do you share a special confor My Morning Jacket? I don’t know. I don’t think about nection with your fans? I feel like there’s a really beautiful it too much. I just like to work on music by myself in thing that happens between fans of music and the studio, and that’s where making solo records came people playing. I’ve been on both sides. It’s like you can’t from. … I feel like when you try to do as many different have one without the other. That’s the beautiful thing projects as you can, it kind of really opens up your mind. about live music, that human connection you get. I feel For me, it opens up my mind to the Jacket and makes like we live in an increasingly isolated world, where me kind of re-fall in love with those guys and what we we’re online or at our job or at our house, and we don’t do, just by doing something else ’cause it keeps it fresh. come into contact with people, and I think going to live music concerts is one of the best ways to connect with As one of the more prolific artists around, do you ever feel people. You can’t perform without the audience, and I creatively depleted? How do you replenish? Oh, definitely. love making music by myself and in the studio, too, but Yeah, I go through phases where I wonder if I’ll ever there’s something about that shared experience of the write another song again. I think most people feel that giving of the energy [between] the audience and the way. I think it’s part of the cycle of life … There are performer.

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MUSEUMS Elverhøj Museum – Manna From Heaven, through Nov. 6. 1624 Elverhoy Wy., Solvang, 686-1211.

Karpeles Manuscript Library Museum – Ann Baldwin: Scriptopics, ongoing. 21 W. Anapamu St., 962-5322.

Museum of Contemporary Art S.B. – assume vivid astro focus: avalanches volcanoes asteroids floods, through Dec. 31. 653 Paseo Nuevo, 966-5373.

Rancho La Patera & Stow House – Multiple permanent exhibits. 304 N. Los Carneros Rd., Goleta, 681-7216.

S.B. Historical Museum – Project Fiesta!, through Sept. 26; Hidden Treasures, through Oct. 16; Haunted Mirror and The Story of Santa Barbara, permanent exhibitions. Free admission. 136 E. De la Guerra St., 966-1601.

S.B. Maritime Museum – Tattoos & Scrimshaw: The Art of the Sailor, through Oct. 31. 113 Harbor Wy., 962-8404.

S.B. Museum of Art – British Art from Whistler to World War II, through Jan. 8.; Cecil Beaton’s London’s Honourable Scars: Photographs of the Blitz, through Jan. 8; Highlights of the Permanent Collection, ongoing exhibitions. 1130 State St., 963-4364.

S.B. Museum of Natural History Sea Ctr. – Multiple permanent installations.

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UCSB Art, Design, & Architecture Museum – Done. Undone. Redone.

The Chair, through Dec. 4.; Irving J. Gill: Simplicity & Reform, through Dec. 4; LIFEFORMS: The Makeup Art of Michael Westmore, through Dec. 4. UCSB, 552 University Rd., 893-2951.

Wildling Museum – Celebrating the National Parks of California, through Oct. 3. Where Land Meets Water, through Oct. 17. 1511-B Mission Dr., Solvang, 686-8315.

Mary Thompson, through Sept. 26. 10 W. Anapamu St., 770-7711.

Allan Hancock College Library – Children’s book illustrations, ongoing.

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Beatrice Wood Ctr. for the Arts – American Ceramic Society, through Oct. 2. 8585 Ojai-Santa Paula Rd., Ojai, 646-3381.

Bella Rosa Galleries – Asandra: Recent Abstract Paintings and Malcolm Tuffnell: Butterflies, clouds and flowers, through Sept.

30. 1103-A State St., 966-1707.

Bronfman Family Jewish Community Ctr. – S.B. Art Association Exhibit 2016, through Nov. 2. 524 Chapala St., 957-1115.

The C Gallery –Dan Holland & Albert McCurdy: California Scene Painting, through Nov. 16.466 Bell St., Los Alamos, 344-3807.

Cancer Ctr. of S.B. – Art Heals, a permanent exhibit. 540 Pueblo St., Ste. A, 898-2204.

Carpinteria Arts Ctr. – Going Abstract, through Oct. 24. 855 Linden Ave., Carpinteria, 684-7789.

Casa Dolores – Máscaras Místicas/Mystical Masks, through Jan. 7, 2017. 1023 Bath St., 963-1032.

Distinctive Art Gallery – Karl Dempwolf: In Praise of Nature, through Oct. 1. 1331 State St., 845-4833.

Divine Inspiration Gallery of Fine Art – Olga Hotujac and Carlos Lomeli: Beyond The Surface, through Nov. 23. 1528 State St., 570-2446.

Faulkner Gallery – ArtSee, through Sept.

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KeeP sWINGING: Still rocking after 25 years, Canadian band Sloan plays Velvet Jones on Thursday, September 22.

Michael Heffner, through Oct. 1. La Arcada, 1114 State St., 965-6611.

Gallery Los Olivos – Linda Mutti and Sheryl Knight, through Oct. 1. 2920 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 688-7517.

Goleta Library – Goleta Valley Art Association Sept. Exhibit, through Sept. 28. 500 N. Fairview Rd., Goleta, 898-9424.

GraySpace – Abstractions, Contradictions, Intersections, through Nov. 26. 219 Gray Ave., 886-0552.

JadeNow Gallery – Jeff and Ryan Spangler, ongoing. 14 Parker Wy., 845-4558.

Los Olivos Café – Life and Its Many Moods, through Nov. 3. 2870 Grand Ave., Los Olivos, 688-7265.

Lucky Penny – Campbell Baker, ongoing.

127 Anacapa St., 284-0358.

Marcia Burtt Studio Gallery – On Paper, through Oct. 2. 517 Laguna St., 962-5588.

MichaelKate Interiors & Art Gallery – Block Party! Funk Zone Studio Artists Sampler, through Nov. 4. 132 Santa Barbara St., 963-1411.

Oliver and Espig – Sue DiCicco, Robert Ervin, Oleg Ardimasov, and Kestas Urbaitis, through Sept. 30. 1482 E. Valley Rd., Ste. 50, Montecito, 962-8111.

Pacifica Graduate Institute – Mythic Threads: Art, Healing and Magic in Bali, ongoing. 801 Ladera Ln., 879-7103.

Porch Gallery – Lisa Pedersen, through Oct. 27. 3824 Santa Claus Ln., Carpinteria, 684-0300.

El Presidio de Santa Bárbara State Historic Park – Nihonmachi Revisited: Santa Barbara’s Japanese American Community in Transition, 1900-1940 and Memorias y Facturas, ongoing. 123 E. Canon Perdido St., 965-0093.

S.B. Artwalk – Arts & Craft Show, ongoing Sundays. Cabrillo Blvd. at State St. S.B. Tennis Club – Captured 4, through Oct. 7. 2375 Foothill Rd., 682-4722.

SOhO Restaurant & Music Club – Morrison Hotel Gallery, ongoing. 1221 State St., 962-7776.

Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery – Frank Kirk: The House Across the Street, through Oct. 2. 11 E. Anapamu St., 730-1460.

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The Arlington Theatre – 1317 State St., 963-4408. thu: Gloria Trevi (8pm) fri: Tracy Morgan (8pm) sat: The Octonauts (5pm) sun: The Concert Across America to End Gun Violence (7pm) tue: Squeeze (8pm) wed: Cyndi Lauper (8pm) thu: Pepe Aguilar (8pm) Chumash Casino Resort – 3400 E. Hwy. 246, Santa Ynez, (800) 248-6274 thu 9 /29 : Morris Day & The Time (8pm)

Center Stage Theater – 751 Paseo Nuevo, 963-0408. sun: Mommy Tonk & The Assless Chaps, Wall of Tom (7pm) Cold Spring Tavern – 5995 Stagecoach Rd., 967-0066. fri: Maesa and the Whole Damn Fam (7-10pm) sat: Salt Martians (2-5pm); Paradise Kings (6-9pm) sun: Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan (1:154pm); Switchbak (4:30-7:30pm) Dargan’s Irish Pub & Restaurant – 18. E. Ortega St., 588-0702. thu: Dannsair (6:30pm) sat: Rent Party Blues Band (10pm) thu: Dannsair (6:30pm) The James Joyce – 513 State St., 962-2688. sat: Ulysses Jasz (7:30pm) Lobero Theatre – 33 E. Canon Perdido St., 963-0761. sun: Nick Offerman & Megan Mullaly (7:30pm) M.Special Brewing Co. – 6860 Cortona Dr., Bldg. C, Goleta, 968-6500. fri: Jack Vanity (6pm) sat: The Revelators (6pm) SOhO Restaurant & Music Club – 1221 State St., 962-7776. thu: Sister Sparrow & The Dirty Birds, Kolars (8pm) fri: Rastan, Caleto, LAYOVR, Cydeways (9pm) sat: Tiki Bomb, HKO, Chinese Fire Drill (7:30pm) sun: SNAP! Drag Revue Brunch (12pm) mon: SBCC Monday Madness Jazz Band (7:30pm) tue: The Skatalites, Monkey (8pm) wed: Live Band Karaoke with the Selections (8:30pm) thu: Guitar Summit with Michael Chapdelaine, Sean McGowan, Kinloch Nelson (5:30pm) Velvet Jones – 423 State St., 965-8676. thu: Sloan (8pm) sat: Unwritten Law, Creature Canyon, Boxheads (9pm) sun: Del the Funky Homosapien, Richie Cunning, DJ Bad, DJ Poe (8pm) wed: Evolfo, Clean Spill, Earl and the Love Dove (8pm)

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he summer of 2016 has seen est champions during its first lines of division and walls 30 years, who said, “Those who of judgment drawn all over go in there [national parks] are the United States of America. all reduced to just being AmerThe cultural pressure cooker is full icans.” And there — perfectly with the worst parts of us: racism, within the borders of places such xenophobia, sexism, homophobia, as Glacier National Park in Monangst, oppression, and disenfrantana or Acadia National Park in chisement. There has been blood in Maine — is the “one” that Burns the streets and pure vitriol virtually is looking for. There, in nature, is everywhere else. Indeed, it seems an indivisible America, a fundaour nation is having a critical—and mentally patriotic playground potentially dangerous — meltdown for all of us to feel the unifyas it looks into the mirror of a world ing embrace of Mother Nature.

“They are one of our greatest in transition. reminders of the thing that ties Enter Ken Burns. us together,” said Burns.

The celebrated documentary filmIt was seven years ago that maker is returning to Santa Barbara on Sunday, October 2, to throw a the Emmy-winning filmmaker birthday party for one of his most released his series The National Ken Burns beloved and famed subject matters: Parks: America’s Best Idea. The national parks. From the valley floor six-episode premiere on PBS had tens of millions of viewers of Yosemite to the forever wilderness of Denali to the forgotten Califorduring its first run alone and has nia of our own Channel Islands, been a monster on the Internet the nationwide network of 59 soulsince. Now, with the August 25 stirring, open-air cathedrals of nature birthday of the NPS as his motihas hit the century mark, and, to hear vation, he is revisiting them, a circling back he feels is of a timeless Burns tell it, the timing could not be more important. “We are a country importance for all of us.“It is our that is frayed at the edges right now,” inheritance and our obligation as offered Burns in a recent interview co-owners to go and visit these

by Ethan Stewart with The Santa Barbara Independent parks every once in a while,” after just getting back to his New explained Burns. “We have to go Hampshire home from a trip to kick the tires and make sure we Alaska. “We are accentuating the differences between people are taking care of them and, more importantly, make sure we based on geography, based on race, based on wealth or lack of are leaving them intact and unimpaired for future generations.”

Now, with a general angst threatening to boil over between it, based on gender — whatever it may be. Red state, blue state … There is very little that suggests the United States’ motto, our borders, that mandate has taken on even more importance. e pluribus unum, which means roughly ‘out of many, one.’ There There is an unfailing and timeless power to be found within all are very few things today that suggest the one … but when you the parks and a certain poetry in its 100th birthday coming at have something to bring you together like the parks, that is a this exact moment in history. Perhaps there is even a medicine wonderfully good thing.” in it. Ken Burns thinks so. “When you stand on the rim of the Big doses of big nature, like those found in our parks, is Grand Canyon, you can feel your insignificance,” he said with one of this world’s greatest equalizers, no matter your notions a tone of careful urgency. “But it feels good. It actually makes of division. As Burns was quick to remind me, it was Robert you feel better … The parks remind us of this bigger thing. The Sterling Yard, one of the National Park Service’s (NPS) great- egotist in our midst is diminished by his or her self-regard.”

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Things To do and see UCSB’s Arts & Lectures is celebrating the National Parks centennial with myriad related events listed below. For more information, call 893-3535 or see artsandlectures.sa.ucsb.edu.

The National Parks: America’s Best Idea: Ken Burns’s sixepisode documentary series will screen for free over two days at the Granada Theatre. Get there early for a chance to win prizes and check out some special attractions.

• Saturday, September 24 The Scripture of Nature (1851-1890), noon The Last Refuge (1890-1915), 2 p.m.

The Empire of Grandeur (1915-1919), 4 p.m.

• Sunday, September 25 Going Home (1920-1933), noon Great Nature (1933-1945), 2 p.m.

The Morning of Creation (1946-1980), 4 p.m.

Ken Burns: The documentarian will give a special presentation titled The National Parks: A Treasure House of Nature’s Superlatives.

• Sunday, October 2, noon, at the Granada Theatre Q.T. Luong: Over the past 20 years, the photographer made more than 300 trips to National Parks to capture all 59 in large-format pictures, which he has compiled into a book called Treasured Lands.

• Wednesday, November 2, 7:30 p.m., at Campbell Hall Dayton Duncan: Writer/producer of the Emmy Award–winning documentary series The National Parks: America’s Best Idea will give a talk titled Lands for the Public: The Evolution of the Nation Park Idea.

• Tuesday, November 15, 7:30 p.m., at Campbell Hall Douglas Brinkley: The CNN News history commentator, professor at Rice University, and conservation spokesperson will give a talk on Presidents and the National Parks: From Theodore Roosevelt to Barack Obama.

• Thursday, January 26, 2017, 7:30 p.m., at Campbell Hall Terry Tempest Williams: The conservationist and author will discuss her 2015 book, The Hour of Land: A Personal Topography of America’s National Parks.

• Wednesday, April 12, 2017, 7:30 p.m., at Campbell Hall

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t the end of Narcos’ first season, the epic antihero and Medellín Cartel mastermind Pablo Escobar had just escaped his posh prison. Come time for Season 2 of Netflix’s somewhat perversely seductive series, and Escobar (played by Brazilian actor Wagner Moura) is ready for more law dodging, high-stakes coke dealing, gazing at clouds with his children, commanding the slaughter of 30 policemen, and embarking on other adventures on his slow path to an untimely end.

Whatever most people know about the man who made Colombia the world’s cocaine capitol and who became one of the most mythic and richest criminals, the expansive canvas of a close-up, serialized account fills in a lot of information gaps. Maybe more than we want, at times.

Hollywood writer Chris Brancato is responsible for the project, although the second season has passed to other writers. Narrative-wise, it follows the story both inside and around the enterprises of Escobar and his allies and foes. We are led inside the story from the perspective of our dogged but usually frustrated DEA heroes Steve Murphy (Boyd Holbrook) and Javier Peña (Pedro Pascal) while also being privy to the inner workings of the drug traders.

Brazilian director José Padilha, who was behind the award-winning film Elite Squad and the RoboCop redux, is well-suited to the job. He brings artful action and blood-lined suspense to the series — which is set and filmed in Colombia—establishing the tone and sweep in the first two episodes, which he directed, laying out the historical backstory of what became Escobar’s brutal reign and the choke hold of the Medellín Cartel. What began as a business smuggling TV sets before “pivoting” to cocaine in the late ’70s grew to epic proportions in the 1980s, to the point where Escobar had more money and power than he knew what to do with.

Moura, who starred on the other side of the law in Elite Squad (about Brazil’s SWAT-like contingent), brings a new level of suave menace to his role as Escobar. He coolly dispenses his retaliatory justice but is also a family man with a gentle manner at home, who proudly tells an interviewer that, despite the mayhem

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Toward the end of Season 2’s second episode, after a raid by the law that nearly ends the massive manhunt for Escobar, his revenge impulse is piqued (as we hear in DEA agent Murphy’s voice-over narration, “Close doesn’t count, and Pablo is never more dangerous than when you almost have him”). In a montage sequence with nods to The Godfather Godfather, Don Pablo dances romantically with his wife while his minions perforate the bodies of 30 policemen with machine-gun fire, the rat-a-tat in stark contrast to the sway of the music. Cut to end credits.

The story of Pablo Escobar, a supremely, efficiently evil man with the charisma to become a folk hero and even (briefly) win a seat in the Colombian congress, seems too strange to be true, and the sure appeal of Narcos illustrates our capacity of curiosity and even empathy with this cool agent of transgression. We want to hate him but can’t quite manage.

The Netflix series Narcos’ second season premiered September 2; the show is confirmed for a third and fourth season, as well.

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Deepwater Horizon (107 mins., PG-13) Mark Wahlberg stars as Mike Williams in this biographical thriller about the 2010 explosion and sinking of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig that killed 11 employees and spewed petroleum from the sea floor for 87 days.

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The Magnificent Seven (132 mins., PG-13) Training Day director Antoine Fuqua helms this remake of the 1960s classic about a group of gunfighters hired to protect a small town from marauding bandits. It stars Denzel Washington, Ethan Hawke, and Chris Pratt.

Camino Real/Metro 4 Masterminds (94 mins., PG-13) Kristen Wiig, Zach Galifianakis, Owen Wilson, and Jason Sudeikis team up for this comedy about an armored-truck heist by a team of lame-brained criminals.

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Our Little Sister (128 mins., PG) This comedy from Japan tells of three twenty-something sisters who invite their teenage half sister to live with them after their father dies and immediately fall under her spell.

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Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (127 mins., PG-13) Tim Burton directs this film based on the delightful young-adult novel series of the same name. In this first installment, protagonist Jacob learns of a secret, mysterious island where the children possess curious abilities.

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But when the Baby Making Machine is accidently activated and spits out a human bundle of joy, stork Junior (Andy Samberg) must deliver her before his boss finds out.

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ScREEningS O Demon (94 mins., R) A mutant blend of genres bubbles up in this beguilbeguil ing Polish, arthouse-suitable horror film, including the good old demon-possession theme (this time with a male, a powerful performance by Itay Tiran as ghostly “host”), the darkly comic wedding-gonesouth story, and an existential riddle — with a touch of Holocaust reference in the margin. It was all put together, skillfully and atmospherically (including

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Wildlife Educator and Advocate after her second miscarriage, a live baby washes up on the shore in a small boat, and the couple decides to keep her. Then the director loses his nerve and ends it as a twitchy forgiveness lesson. It’s a tear-jerking but frustrating film; a better director might have made this great.

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The Hollars music by great and haunting Polish composer Krzysztof Penderecki), by director Marcin Wrona, who hung himself shortly after the film’s release. (JW)

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It’s funny because it’s true, this comedy about the immense pressure of responsibilities and expectations facing modern mothers, starring Mila Kunis as an overworked, under-joyed mom who decides to live a little more freely. The jokes are good-natured if a little ordinary, and what it lacks in creative edge it makes up for in the pertinence and timeliness of its much-needed comic takedown of domestic inequalities. (RD)

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Blair Witch (89 mins., R) Adam Wingard seemed the best possipossi ble director to succeed in the impossible task of updating The Blair Witch Project Project, inarguably the most influential horror movie since Night of the Living Dead. He knows and respects horror traditions, is willing to contemporize, and is a master of the bizarre slow build. But Wingard’s nice twists (a campsite where the sun never rises, a drone), don’t deliver even mild justification for rebooting the “found footage” minimalist classic that was great because it knew what not to show. Less was always enough. (DJP)

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Bridget Jones’s Baby (122 mins., R) It’s been 12 years since her last quandary, and now Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) is stuck in another pickle. This time, she’s having a baby, and she’s not sure who the daddy is — now ex-flame Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) or new beau, Jack (Patrick Dempsey).

Fairview/Fiesta 5 Complete Unknown (94 mins., R) In this twisty mystery, Rachel Weisz plays Alice, a woman who continues to reinvent her identity, and Michael Shannon is Tom, the man who is determined to uncover who she really is.

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This Mexican studio’s remake of a German film is a nicely askew take on The Asphalt Jungle and To Sir with Love.

There are lots of funny slapstick skits, some politically incorrect, that veer into a plot, eventually, and a lot of weird lessons learned. (DJP) Fiesta 5

Florence Foster Jenkins (110 mins., PG-13)

Real-life New York heiress and socialite Florence Foster Jenkins (1868-1944) dreamed of being an opera star— star despite the fact that she couldn’t carry a tune or sustain a note. Audiences turned up to be amused by the unwitting Jenkins singing. Meryl Streep and Hugh Grant star.

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O Hell or High Water

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This grim-toned tale of two bankrobbing brothers (Chris Pine and Ben Foster) and the sheriff (Jeff Bridges) who tries to stop them is something more than a shoot-’em-up. With a taut soundtrack and starkly southwestern cinematography, the film has enough gravitas and emotional ambiguity to give it an air of greatness. (RD)

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The Hollars (88 mins., PG-13) John Krasinski directs and stars in this comedy about a man who returns to his hometown when he finds out his mother needs brain surgery. Dysfunctional family mayhem ensues. It also stars Anna Kendrick, Richard Jenkins, and Sharlto Copley.

Plaza de Oro Kubo and the Two Strings (101 mins., PG)

The stop-motion-animated feature follows a young villager named Kubo (Art Parkinson), who is thrown into an adventure when he accidentally summons an ancient and vindictive spirit and must uncover his samurai legacy.

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The Light Between Oceans (133 mins., PG-13)

Alicia Vikander plays a lighthouse keeper’s wife on an island called Janus in between two oceans. Immediately

O Snowden (134 mins., R) Oliver Stone’s Snowden, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a convincing imitation of the NSA whistleblower himself, is the kind of venerable and moderately thought-provoking political piece one would expect from the director of JFK. JFK Though some scenes verge on Hollywood cliché, and the film’s critical incisors are not especially sharp, the film nonetheless achieves an honorable characterization of the man and an indictment of our government. (RD)

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Sun, Oct 9 / 3 PM / UCSB Campbell Hall $16 adults / $12 children (12 & under) “Each of us can make a daily difference in preserving our natural world.” – Peter Gros Meet some of the world’s friendliest exotic animals up close! With action-packed stories from nearly 30 years in the field with sharks, tigers, elephants and more, Peter Gros will introduce a connection to the natural world that can rarely be experienced.

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In Sully, Tom Hanks plays Chesley Sullenberger, the beloved pilot who in 2009 crash-landed a U.S. Airways flight in the Hudson River, saving all aboard. Much of the humbly tempered movie concentrates on Sully’s behind-the-scenes wrangling with PTSD and insurance suits who grill him on his competency.

In the end, heroism triumphs in a gently inspiring if crowd-pleasingly dull way, and Sully is a welcome reminder of unambiguous human goodness. (RD)

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The Wild Life (90 mins., PG) This animated adventure/comedy tells the story of Robinson Crusoe but from the points of view of the animals he encounters while stranded on a tropical island.

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Don’t Breathe (88 mins., R) Thieving young rapscallions get more than they bargained for when the owner of the home they invade turns out to be a man with a sixth sense for murder.

Though well-made and well-acted, it’s essentially a long chase scene. (RD)

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Even if you are a wild-eyed adventure-seeker with extremist views and melodramatic yearnings, you’ll benefit from taking a moderate approach to life in the coming weeks. In fact, you’re most likely to attract the help and inspiration you need if you adopt the strategy used by Goldilocks in the fairy tale “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”: neither excessive nor underdone, neither extravagant nor restrained, neither bawdy, loud, and in-your-face nor demure, quiet, and passive — but rather just right.

(June 21-July 22): The next four weeks will be a favorable time to come all the way home. Here are nine prompts for how to accomplish that: (1) Nourish your roots. (2) Strengthen your foundations. (3) Meditate about where you truly belong. (4) Upgrade the way you attend to your self-care. (5) Honor your living traditions. (6) Make a pilgrimage to the land where your ancestors lived. (7) Deepen your intimacy with the earth. (8) Be ingenious about expressing your tenderness. (9) Reinvigorate your commitment to the influences that nurture and support you.

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Here’s my translation of a passage from the ancient Gospel of Thomas, a gnostic text about the teachings of Jesus: “If you do not awaken and develop the potential talents that lie within you, they will damage you. If you do awaken and develop the potential talents that lie within you, they will heal you.” Whether you actually awaken and develop those talents or not depends on two things: your ability to identify them clearly and your determination to bring them to life with the graceful force of your willpower.

I call this to your attention, Libra, because the coming months will be a highly favorable time to expedite the ripening of your talents. And it all starts NOW.

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I propose that you and I make a deal. Here’s how it would work: For the next three weeks, I will say three prayers for you every day. I will ask God, Fate, and Life to send you more of the recognition and appreciation you deserve. I will coax and convince them to give you rich experiences of being seen for who you really are. Now here’s what I ask of you in return: You will rigorously resolve to act on your core beliefs, express your noblest desires, and say only what you truly mean. You will be alert for those times when you start to stray from the path with heart, and you will immediately get yourself back on that path. You will be yourself three times stronger and clearer than you have ever been before.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): Some of my readers love me but also hate me. They are drawn to my horoscopes in the hope that I will help relieve them of their habitual pain, but then get mad at me when I do just that. In retrospect, they feel lost without the familiar companionship of their habitual pain. It had been a centerpiece of their identity, a source of stability, and when it’s gone, they don’t know who they are anymore. Are you like these people, Taurus? If so, you might want to avoid my horoscopes for a while. I will be engaged in a subtle crusade to dissolve your angst and agitation. And it all starts now with this magic spell: Your wound is a blessing. Discover why.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): In my dream last night, bad guys wearing white hats constrained you in a canvas straitjacket and then further wrapped you up with heavy steel chain secured by three padlocks. They drove you to a weedy field behind an abandoned warehouse and left you there in the pitch dark. But you were indomitable. By dawn, you had miraculously wriggled your way out of your confinement. Then you walked back home, free and undaunted. Here’s my interpretation of the dream: You now have special skills as an escape artist. No cage can hold you. No riddle can stump you.

No tangle can confuse you. (P.S.: For best results, trust yourself even more than you usually do.)

Homework: Name the one thing you could change about yourself that would improve your love life. Testify at Freewillastrology.com.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What tools will work best for the tasks you’ll be invited to perform in the coming weeks? A sledgehammer or tweezers? Pruning shears or a sewing machine? A monkey wrench or a screwdriver? Here’s my guess: Always have your entire toolbox on hand. You may need to change tools in mid-task — or even use several tools for the same task. I can envision at least one situation that would benefit from you alternating between a sledgehammer and tweezers.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I’m confident that I will never again need to moonlight as a janitor or dishwasher in order to pay my bills. My gig as a horoscope columnist provides me with enough money to eat well, so it’s no longer necessary to shoplift bread or scavenge for dented cans of beets in grocery store dumpsters.

What accounts for my growing financial luck? I mean besides the fact that I have been steadily improving my skills as an oracle and writer? I suspect it may in part have to do with my determination to cultivate generosity. As I’ve become better at expressing compassion and bestowing blessings, money has flowed to me in greater abundance. Would this strategy work for you?

The coming weeks and months will be a good time to experiment.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can’t completely eliminate unhelpful influences and trivial saboteurs and debilitating distractions from your life. But you’re entering a phase of your astrological cycle when you have more power than usual to diminish their effects. To get started in this gritty yet lofty endeavor, try this: Decrease your connection with anything that tends to demean your spirit, shrink your lust for life, limit your freedom, ignore your soul, compromise your integrity, dishonor your reverence, inhibit your selfexpressiveness, or alienate you from what you love.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Work too much and push yourself too hard, Sagittarius. Eat corn chips for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, and French fries for dinner — every day, if possible. And please, please, please get no more than four hours’ sleep per night. If you have any extra time, do arduous favors for friends and intensify your workout routine. JUST KIDDING! Don’t you dare heed any of that ridiculous advice. In fact, I suggest you do just the opposite. Dream up brilliant excuses not to work too much or push too hard. Treat yourself to the finest meals and best sleep ever. Take your mastery of the art of relaxation to new heights. Right now, the most effective way to serve your long-term dreams is by having as much fun, joy, and release as possible.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If you loosen yourself up by drinking an alcoholic beverage, don’t drive a forklift or ride a unicycle. If you have a hunch that your luck at gambling is peaking, don’t buy lottery tickets or play the slot machines. If you’re drawn to explore the frontiers of intimacy, be armed with the ancient Latin maxim, Primum non nocere, or “First, do no harm.” And if you really do believe it would be fun to play with fire, bring a fire extinguisher with you. In presenting this cautionary advice, I’m not saying that you should never push the limits or bend the rules. But I want to be sure that as you dare to experiment, you remain savvy and ethical and responsible.

PISCES (Feb. 19-Mar. 20): I invite you to explore the healing power of sex. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to do so. You are also likely to generate good fortune for yourself if you try to fix any aspect of your erotic life that feels wounded or awkward. For best results, suspend all your theories about the way physical intimacy should work in your life. Adopting a beginner’s mind could lead you to subtly spectacular breakthroughs. (P.S. You don’t necessarily need a partner to take full advantage of this big opening.)

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FOR EVERYONE IN OUR CARE. It’s one of our core values.

In the experience Cottage Health provides to our patients, clinical skill and state-of-the-art technology are only part of the equation.

Equally important is compassion – the demonstration of sincere caring, as fellow human beings, for each patient we are privileged to serve. Along with excellence and integrity, compassion is a Cottage core value. Join us in putting it into practice every single day.

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Catering Set-Up Concierge – Part-time Environmental Services Rep Environmental Services Supervisor HIM Outpatient Data Specialist Information Security Analyst Information Security Technical Writer Interpreter – Per Diem IT Project Manager, Sr. IT Systems Engineer – Citrix Lean Process Improvement Consultant Medical Clinical Assistant Patient Transporter – Per Diem PBX Operator Research Coordinator Room Service Server Security Officer

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• RENTAL & RELOCATION ASSISTANCE AVAILABLE FOR SELECT FULL-TIME POSITIONS • CERTIFICATION REIMBURSEMENT

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Please apply online at jobs.cottagehealth.org.

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OPERATIONS RESEARCH Analyst (Goleta, CA): Collect & analyze data to improve decision‑making & efficiency for dsgn & manufac‑ ture of thin film processing eqpmt.

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Create data processing systems using Microsoft.Net. Master’s in Operations Research, Math or related + 2 yrs exp as Operations Research Analyst or related reqd. Resumes: Advanced Modular Systems, Inc., Attn: Sergey Mishin, 5780 Thornwood Dr, Goleta, CA 93117.

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to effectively work in a fast paced and high quality kitchen environment.

Must be self‑motivated and have the ability to work in a collaborative team environment. Ability to utilize the computer and learn new software.

Notes: Fingerprinting required. Must maintain a valid CA driver’s license.

Days/hours may vary and may include weekends/holidays. $3,879‑$5,429/ mo. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employ‑ ment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gen‑ der identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. Apply by 9/29/16. Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20160476

LegaL REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL. Notice is hereby given that the Santa Barbara County Education Office (SBCEO) Child Development Programs (CDP) is seeking proposals from inter‑ ested parties for an automated Alternative Payment Program Provider Reimbursement System. Detailed project description and applicant qualifications are provided at http: //childdevelopment.sbceo.org/ SBCEO2016‑RFP‑001RO.pdf.

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The initial position would be at 50% (20 hours a week). The Coordinator will work with the Director of Undergraduate Studies to plan and organize Actuarial Science events and outreach activities. Some sample tasks include:

managing the Actuarial Career Fair, organizing Actuary Day, liais‑ ing with companies that come to UCSB for info‑sessions, assisting with administration of Dept under‑ graduate scholarships, assisting with admissions to the 5‑year program in Actuarial Science, help with planning Departmental seminars, communicat‑ ing with Actuarial Advisory Board, etc.

We seek applicants with superior com‑ munication skills who are interested in working with UG students and love planning and organizing. No prior knowledge of the actuarial profession is required.

About the Program: UCSB’s Statistics and Applied Probability hosts the only full‑fledged Actuarial Science program in California. We prepare students for quantitative careers in the insur‑ ance and risk industries and currently have nearly 300 majors. Our pro‑ gram is recognized as a Center of Actuarial Excellence by the Society of Actuaries (one of just 17 such Centers in the US), and has also received the Casualty Actuarial Society University Award (one of 4 such awards in US).

In 2016, we have also received a CAE Education Grant that brings a new level of activity to the program.

Qualifications: •Bachelor’s degree, Post-graduate degrees (including in progress) are a plus.

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•Demonstrated competence in program administration, event coordina‑ tion, and working with students is desirable.

Application materials: •Curriculum Vitae •Names, contact information and phone numbers of three references.

Actual reference letters can be option‑ ally included.

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Apply at UC Recruitment: https:// recruit.ap.ucsb.edu/apply/JPF00832 The Department is especially inter‑ ested in candidates who can contrib‑ ute to the diversity and excellence of the academic community through research, teaching and service The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employ‑ ment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gen‑ der identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law.

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emploYment ASSISTANT DIRECTOR, ALCOHOL & DRUG PROGRAM STUDENT HEALTH Collaborates on development of strategic plans, goals and objectives, and assumes role of Director upon Director’s absence. Responsible for the full range of Alcohol & Drug Program management functions, including administration, strategic planning and financial management, development and implementation of prevention campaigns and strategies, evaluation, assessment, data collec‑ tion, and research. Works on special projects, collaboration, and campus/ community initiatives. Supervises staff.

Reqs: Must have a Master’s degree in Public Health, Organizational Leadership, Public Policy, Education, or related field of study, and a mini‑ mum of 5 years of related experience in Prevention and/or Public Policy, or equivalent combination of education and experience. Experience manag‑ ing alcohol and drug prevention with student populations. Must have expe‑ rience creating and managing preven‑ tion programs. Must have experience creating spreadsheets and managing budgets, as well as proficiency with digital presentation technology. Notes: Mandated reporting requirements of child abuse and adult dependent abuse. Student Health requires that staff must successfully complete and pass the background check process before start date. Any HIPAA or FERPA violation may be subject to disciplin‑ ary action. Student Health is closed between the Christmas and New Year’s Day holidays. $4,265 ‑ $5,329/ mo. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action

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Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive consideration for employ‑ ment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gen‑ der identity, national origin, disability status, protected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law. Open until filled. Apply online at https://jobs.ucsb.edu Job #20160433

TRAINING COORDINATOR ENTERPRISE TECHNOLOGY SERVICES Designs, develops, facilitates, admin‑ isters, and evaluates technical training initiatives for Enterprise Technology Services. Evaluates training needs and determines the best approach for training delivery (i.e. eLearning, Instructor‑led learning, on‑the‑job learning, etc.). Reqs: 10 plus years of experience in the training and devel‑ opment profession. Thorough knowl‑ edge of adult training and develop‑ ment and an understanding of how work may impact other functional areas. Thorough knowledge of adult learning theory. Notes: Fingerprinting required. $5,158‑ $6,384/mo. Salary is commensurate with qualifications and experience. The University of California is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer, and all qualified applicants will receive con‑ sideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability status, pro‑ tected veteran status, or any other characteristic protected by law.

For primary consideration apply by 9/28/16, thereafter open until filled.

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STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Soma Get Fit, Sparkling Spa at 903 State State Street Suite 209 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed 03/16/2016 in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no.

2016‑0000805. The person (s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Scott Crawford 1187 Coast Village Road #433 Santa Barbara, CA 93108 This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 02 2016, I hereby certify that this is a

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correct copy of the original state‑ ment on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. Published. Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Santa Barbara Wine Spa at 29 West Micheltorena Santa Barbara, CA 93101 The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed 07/10/2015 in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2015‑0002164. The person (s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: SBCLNH (same address) This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 02 2016, I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. Published. Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being aban‑ doned: Wright Mandan at 6252 Parkhurst Drive Goleta, CA 93117.

The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed 08/11/2014 in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2014‑0002331. The person (s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Wright Mandan (same address) This state‑ ment was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Aug 09 2016, I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the origi‑ nal statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Noe Solis. Published. Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FiCtitioUs BUsiNess Name statemeNt FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Vibes Don’t Lie at 22 W Mission Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Linda Sue Redenbaugh 535 Amber Way Solvang, CA 93463 This busi‑ ness is conducted by a Individual Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 25, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002470. Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Granada Theatre, The Granada, The Granada Theatre at 1214 State St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Santa Barbara Center For The Performing Arts, Inc 1330 State St Ste 101 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conduct‑ ed by a Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 16, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tara Jaysinghe.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002386.

Published: Aug 25. Sep 1, 8, 15 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Association of Classroom Teacher Testers at 1187 Coast Village Rd., Suite 378 Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Computerized Assessment & Placement Programs 3463 State St. Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 24, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: 2016‑0002465. Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Mac Design Associates at 1933 Cliff Drive, Suite 6 Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Caccese Design Associates, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Michael A. Caccese Santa Barbara County on Aug 19, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002409.

Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Afternoon Auto, Alltimetracking.com, All Time Tracking, Trackmytracker. com, Track My Tracker at 93455 Inc. 130 S. Patterson Ave Unit 876 Santa Barbara, CA 93111; 93455 Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 23, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002438. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Teeccino Brewing Company at 1015 A Cindy Lane Carpinteria, CA 93013‑2905; Teeccino Caffe, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Caoline Macdougall, CEO Santa Barbara County on Aug 18, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002395.

Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Beefhearts at 242 San Rafael Ave Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Nicholas Bodden (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Nicholas Bodden Santa Barbara County on Aug 30, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by.

Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2016‑0002503. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Obstacle Solutions at 5230 Califia Ct. Goleta, CA 93111; Leighann Ruppel (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Signed: L. Ruppel Santa Barbara County on Aug 15, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002355.

Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The fol‑ lowing person(s) is/are doing business as: Brady Wealth Management, Insurance And Financial Services at 735 Juanita Ave Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Secure Capital Solutions, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 16, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002369. Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: D’Angelo Bread at 25 W. Gutierrez St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Breadhead Inc. 114 E. Haley St. Ste. O Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 26, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002472. Published: Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Naftek at 330 Sierra Vista Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Alan Nafziger (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Alan Nafziger Santa Barbara County on Aug 26, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002479.

Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: American Riviera Car Share, SB Carshare, American Riviera Limited, Sbcarshare.com, Santa Barbara Carshare at American Rivera Enterprises, LLC 1621 Central Ave Cheyenne, WY 82001 This business is con‑ ducted by a Corporation Signed: Santa Barbara County on Aug 23, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002437.

Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Institute For Blood & Cancer Research (ICBR) at 1111 Chapala Street Suite 200 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Santa Barbara Foundation (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Aug 31, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002513.

Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Soma Get Fit, Sparkling Spa at 903 State Street Suite 209 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Princess Tabs, Inc 1187 Coast Village Rd, 433 Santa Barbara, CA 93108 This business is con‑ ducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Sep 02, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002538.

Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Castillo Inn at 22 Castillo Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Twin Pines Apartments, LP 125 E. Victoria Street, Suite G Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This busi‑ ness is conducted by a Limited Partnership Santa Barbara County on Aug 26, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002478. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Holton Building Enclosures at 6170 Malva Ave Goleta, CA 93117; Scot James Miller (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Aug 30, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002509. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Launch Yourself, West End Group at 1482 East Valley Road, Suite 245 Santa Barbara, CA 93108; West End Partners, Inc. (same address) WT Acquisition LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a limited Partnership Santa Barbara County on Aug 29, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002490. Published: Sep 8, 15, 22, 29 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Charmadillo Productions at 900 Mission Canyon Road Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Charlene Maria Huston (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 07, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002566. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Triple Threat Renee at 219 West Islay #5 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Holly Renee Walton (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 12, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002631. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: J J’s Cleaning Service at 247 South Lomita Avenue Ojai, CA 93023; Jesus J Sanchez Valdez (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 12, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002630. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Green Submarine, Heal US Naturally, Green Submarine.com, Heal US Naturally.com, Green Submarine. org. Heal US Naturall.org at 6 Harbor Way #237 Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Heal US Naturally, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Sep 09, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002619. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Brophy Bros. Clam Bar & Restaurant, On The Alley, The Store at 119‑A Harbor Way Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Brophy & Sons, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002585. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Everscent at 6585 El Colegio Road Goleta, CA 93117; Storm Silva (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 02, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes. FBN Number: 2016‑0002534. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Flower Essence Apothecary at 1410 Garden St #3 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Holly Blanca Goldberg (PHD) (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Aug 24, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002462. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Blue Lief Designs at 102 W. Constance Ave #2 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Kathleen Hinson (same address) This business is conduct‑ ed by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 01, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002526. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Garden Artist at 645 Avendia Pequena Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Scott Kimball (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 06, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2016‑0002543. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Dental Education Laboratories at 1515 State Street Suite 16 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Dental Engineering Laboratories LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2016. Signed: Mary Jane Ingalls CFO This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002587. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Magic Dragon Collective, Magic Dragon Dispensary at 328 S. Fairview Ave Goleta, CA 93117; Jamie Lynn Hale 23218 Village 23 Camarillo, CA 93102 This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 07, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tara Jayasinghe. FBN Number: 2016‑0002573. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Gary Smith Music at 5019 Rhoads Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Gary A Smith (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Aug 24, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaf.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002460.

Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Pro Skills Academy at 820 E Yanonali St Apt B Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Manuel Anthony Murillo (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 06, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Christine Potter. FBN Number: 2016‑0002544. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Community Investments at 216 Samarkand Dr. Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Joyce Axilrod (same address) Richard Axilrod (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 13, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002640. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Island Beauty at 425 Linda Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Diana C. Pedersen (same address) Vagn A. Pedersen (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Santa Barbara County on Sep 06, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002549. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Clean Kut at 122 E Gutierrez St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Hapkido International (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Sep 06, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tara Jayasinghe.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002547.

Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Constellation House at 110 Vega Dr Goleta, CA 93117; Thuy Trang Dang 5155 Tabano Way Santa Barbara, CA 93111 This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 06, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tara Jayasinghe. FBN Number: 2016‑0002550. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Valencia Tree & Landscape at 321 N Quarantina St Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Rosendo G Valencia 231 S Voluntario St Santa Barbara, CA 93103 This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 07, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Alejandro Torres.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002579.

Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Conrad’s Hauling & Delivery Service at 14 San Milano Drive Goleta, CA 93117; Conrad Manuel Nolan (same address) This busi‑ ness is conducted by a Individual Signed: Conrad Nolan Santa Barbara County on Sep 16, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by.

Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: 2016‑0002689. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Sattva Family Healthcare at 5901 Encina Rd. Suite C3 Goleta, 93117; Su Wyatt 884 Cheltenham Rd Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 07, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002581. Published: Sep 15, 22, 29. Oct 6 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Rincon Press at 585 Lorraine Ave Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Elizabeth Gould (same address) This busi‑ ness is conducted by a Individual Signed: Elizabeth Gould Santa Barbara County on Sep 07, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002570. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: 2M Distributors at 1030 N H St. Lompoc, CA 93436; Antonio Magana 610 E Pine Ave #15 Lompoc, CA 93436; Juan Magana 1332 North G St Lompoc, CA 93436 This busi‑ ness is conducted by a General Partnership Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002663.

Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: The Neighborhood Bar, The Neighborhood Corner Bar & Grill at 226 1/2 Bath St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Kingson, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Aug 29, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002489.

Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Box Storage at 27 W. Anapamu #253 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Box Storage (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Keegan A. Boyd Santa Barbara County on Aug 29, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by.

Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002494. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: East Beach Volleyball Academy at 840 Cathedral Vista Ln. Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Dana Kabashima 2001 Navy Street Santa Monica, CA 90405; Katie Spieler 840 Cathedral Vista Ln. Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This busi‑ ness is conducted by a General Partnership Santa Barbara County on Aug 31, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes‑Sadler.

FBN Number: 2016‑0002521.

Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Windward at 424 Olive St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Windward Design Services, LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Santa Barbara County on Sep 14, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk.

Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Noe Solis. FBN Number: 2016‑0002648. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Stern Orchard at 2020 Las Canoas Ridge Way Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Mary Stern (same address) Regan Stern (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Santa Barbara County on Sep 19, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaf. FBN Number: 2016‑0002700. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Social Audacity at 199 N Kellogg Ave. #D Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Wendy Breakstone Ladd (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 08, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by.

Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: 2016‑0002600. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: LMR Consulting at 5046 Santa Susana Av. Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Lisa Murphy Rivas (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Santa Barbara County on Sep 16, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by.

Tania Paredes‑Sadler. FBN Number: 2016‑0002683. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Believers International Church at 4430 Hollester Ave Santa Barbara, CA 93110; West Coast Believers Church of Santa Barbara (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Santa Barbara County on Sep 16, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Tania Paredes. FBN Number: 2016‑0002686. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Black Phoenix Interactive at 4002 Via Lucero #12 Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Tie Zen Davidson (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2016. This state‑ ment expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Alejandro Torres. FBN Number: 2016‑0002670.

Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Sportfishing, Santa Barbara Sportfishing Charters, Sportfishing Santa Barbara at 444 Amherst Drive Goleta, CA 93117; Tony Vultaggio (same address) This business is con‑ ducted by a Individual Signed: Tony Vultaggio Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2016‑0002674. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing busi‑ ness as: Wolf’s Head Annex at 27 1/2 Victoria St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Isaac Alvarado (same address) Wolf’s Head Trading Co LLC 432 State St Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Copartners Santa Barbara County on Sep 15, 2016. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002671. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Superspecialist at 1515 State Street Suite 16 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Dental Engineering Laboratories, LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Santa Barbara County on Sep 14, 2016.

This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by. Jessica Sheaff. FBN Number: 2016‑0002651. Published: Sep 22, 29. Oct 6,13 2016.

Name Change IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF EDWARD MICHAEL LAWLOR TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 16CV03395 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the fol‑ lowing name(s): FROM: EDWARD MICHAEL LAWLOR TO: MICHAEL LAWLOR THE COURT ORDERS that all per‑ sons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hear‑ ing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

NOTICE OF HEARING Oct 12, 2016 9:30am, Dept 1, Courthouse, SANTA BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT HOUSE A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition.

Dated Aug 10, 2016. by Judge James E. Herman. of the Superior Court. Published. Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF KATHERINE PATRICE CORNAN TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 16CV03627 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the fol‑ lowing name(s): FROM: KATHERINE PATRICE CORNAN TO: KATHERINE PATRICE MARCHAN THE COURT ORDERS that all per‑ sons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hear‑ ing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

NOTICE OF HEARING Oct 26, 2016 9:30am, Dept 1, Courthouse, SANTA BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT HOUSE A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition.

Dated Aug 31, 2016 . by Judge James E. Herman of the Superior Court. Published. Sep 1, 8, 15, 22 2016.

IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF THOMAS KAUFMANN TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 16CV03499 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara

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Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the fol‑ lowing name(s): FROM: THOMAS KAUFMANN TO: THOMAS BEACON KAUFMANN THE COURT ORDERS that all per‑ sons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hear‑ ing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

NOTICE OF HEARING Oct 19, 2016 9:30am, Dept 1, Courthouse, SANTA BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT HOUSE A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition.

Dated Aug 30, 2016. by Judge James E. Herman. of the Superior Court. Published. Sep 15, 22, 29.

Oct 6 2016.

ERIK D. BLACK, Esq., Trustee of the PATRICIA K. BAKER TRUST Published Sep 15, 22, 29 2016.

Notice to Creditors of Sally M. Wilkinson Notice is hereby given to the cred‑ tors of the decedent, Sally M Wilkinson, that any and all persons having claims against the decedent named above are required to file claims with the undersigned at 2925 Valencia, Santa Barbara, CA within four (4) months of the first publication of this notice to credi‑ tors. Since my mother had limited or few assets, there will be no probate administration of her estate. For your protection, you are encour‑ aged to file your claim by certified mail, with return receipt requested.

Dated, September 8, 2016. Signed, Kristina Foss. Published 15, 22, 29.

Oct 6 2016.

IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF MATTHEW DERRICO KWA TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 16CV03593 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the fol‑ lowing name(s): FROM: MATTHEW DERRICO BUDIDHARMA TO: MATTHEW DERRICO KWA THE COURT ORDERS that all per‑ sons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hear‑ ing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted.

NOTICE OF HEARING Oct 19, 2016 9:30am, Dept 1, Courthouse, SANTA BARBARA SUPERIOR COURT HOUSE A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition.

Dated Sep 13, 2016. by Judge James E. Herman. of the Superior Court. Published. Sep 22, 29. Oct 6, 13 2016.

Notice to Creditors SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA FOR THE COUNTY OF SANTA BARBAR AANACAPA DIVISION CASE NO. NOTICE TO CREDITORS In the Matter of: THE PATRICIA K. BAKER TRUST, Settlors (Deceased) I’ ERIK D. BLACK, Trustees of the PATRICIA K. BAKER TRUST dated July 5,1995, do hereby file the following pro‑ posed Notice to Creditors for pur‑ poses of an assignment a proceed‑ ing number, pursuant to Probate Code Section 19004, to be followed by publication pursuant to Probate code Section 19040 as follows: In the Matter of PATRICIA K. BAKER, deceased. Beneficiary: NOTICE TO CREDITORS Probate Code 19040 Notice is hereby given under Califomia Probate Code Sections 19000 et seq. to the credi‑ tors and contingent creditors of the above‑named decedent, that all persons having claims against the decedent are required to file them with the Superior Court at 1100 Anacapa St.,santa Barbara, califor‑ nia, 93121, and mail a copy to ERIK D. BLACK, Esq., Trustee, of the PATRICIA K. BAKER TRUST, origi‑ nally created July 5, 1995, wherein the decedent was the Settlor, at: Erik. D. Black, Esq.1114 State St., Suite 272 Santa Barbara, CA 93101­ (805) 957‑1922 within the later of four (4) months after (the date of the first publication of notice to creditors) or, if notice is mailed or personally delivered to you, 30 days after the date this notice is mailed or personally delivered to you. A claim form may be obtained from the court clerk. For your protection, you are encouraged to file your claim by certified mail, with return receipt requested to: Erik D. Black, Esq. 1114 State St., suite 272 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 (805) 957‑1922 DATED: August 23 ,2016

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