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Editor in Chief Marianne Partridge Executive Editor Nick Welsh; Senior Editors Michelle Drown, Matt Kettmann; Columnist Barney Brantingham; News Editor Tyler Hayden; News Reporters Kelsey Brugger, Brandon Fastman, Lyz Hoffman, Ethan Stewart; State Political Writer Jerry Roberts; Opinions Editor Jean Yamamura; Executive Arts Editor Charles Donelan; Arts Editor Aly Comingore; Copy Chief Amy Smith; Copy Editors Jackson Friedman, Diane Mooshoolzadeh; Calendar Editor Terry Ortega; Calendar Assistant Jake Blair; Food Editor Shannon Kelley; Food Writer George Yatchisin; Arts Writers Tom Jacobs, D.J. Palladino, Elizabeth Schwyzer, Josef Woodard; Sports Editor John Zant; Outdoors Editor Ray Ford; Style Editor L.D. Porter; Editorial Interns Sara Afraimi, Amanda Arenas, Rachel Cabakoff, Christine Cha, Ginny Chung, Ally Diamond, Chelsea Faulkner, Rachel Hommel, James Moore, Matt Olivero, Matthew Renner, Savannah Stelzer; Contributors Rob Brezsny, Cynthia Carbone Ward, Victor Cox, Roger Durling, Marilyn Gillard, Virginia Hayes, Eric Hvolboll, Michael Redmon, Starshine Roshell, Tom Tomorrow, Silvia Uribe Founding Editorial Staff Audrey Berman, George Delmerico Webmaster Robert LeBlanc; Art Director Ben Ciccati; Assistant Art Director Chelsea Lyon; Editorial Designer Caitlin Fitch; Web Producer Michael S. Gahagan; Photography Editor Paul Wellman; Type Consultant Bill Kienzel; Copy Kids Jack Poett Campbell, Chloë Bee Ciccati, Asher Salek Fastman, Delaney Cimini Fruin, Carson Alexander Gann, Jordan Arianna Gann, Madison Amanda Gann, Connor Kaufman, Madeline Rose Kettmann, Mason Carrington Kettmann, Izzy and Maeve McKinley Office Manager/Legal Advertising Tanya Spears Guiliacci; Human Resources/Accounting Brandi Rivera; Distribution Scott Kaufman; Distribution Emeritus Richard Evans; Media Sales/Classifieds Manager Robby Robbins; Advertising Representatives Nina Chang, Remzi Gokmen; Client Representatives Camille Cimini Fruin, Suzanne Cloutier, Jason Gann, Mark Hermann, Laszlo Hodosy, Tonea Songer; Production Manager Megan Packard Hillegas; Advertising Designers Gabrielle Dimaranan, Rachel Gantz, Marianne Kuga; Chief Financial Officer Todd Smith President & Publisher Randy Campbell The Independent is available, free of charge, limited to one copy per reader. Back issues cost $ and may be purchased at the office. The Independent may be distributed only by authorized circulation staff or authorized distributors. No person may, without the permission of publisher, take more than one copy of each Independent issue. Subscriptions are available, paid in advance, for $ per year. The contents of The Independent are copyrighted  by The Santa Barbara Independent, Inc. No part may be reproduced without permission from the publisher. The publisher assumes no responsibility for unsolicited material. A stamped, self-addressed envelope must accompany all submissions expected to be returned. The Independent is published every Thursday at  W. Figueroa St., Santa Barbara, CA . Advertising rates on request: () -. Classified ads: () -. The Independent is available on the Internet at Press run of The Independent is , copies. Audited certification of circulation is available on request. The Independent is a legal adjudicated newspaper — court decree no. .

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In Memoriam . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21 Letters . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23

This Modern World . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23

Barney Brantingham’s On the Beat . . . . 25

THE WEEK . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31 LIVING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 37 Sports . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 39



The Flaming Lips

A&E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 Arts Life . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 47 Visual Art . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 49 Theater . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 51 Pop, Rock & Jazz . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55

Arts & Entertainment Listings . . . . . . . . 56

FILM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 59

Go Live on Día de los Muertos

Reviews . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 59

ON THE COVER: Illustration by Ben Ciccati.

ODDS & ENDS . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20

(D.J. Palladino and Aly Comingore)

ENDORSEMENTS . . . . . . . . . . . 11 NEWS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12

OPINIONS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19 Angry Poodle Barbecue . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19

Movie Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 60

Obituaries . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20

Rob Brezsny’s Free Will Astrology . . . . . 62 Dining Guide . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 63 Restaurant Guy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 65

CLASSIFIEDS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 67

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Clickety Clack columnist Rachel Hoyt (second from left) is as creative in life as she is poetic in her observations of current trends online. The cofounder of Los Caped Barbarinos, a Santa Barbara group that scooters around wearing capes to spread silliness and smiles, she helped organize a rally and fundraiser earlier this month. With the help of Daniel Dreifuss (Scooters of Anarchy, Santa Maria) and several enthusiastic scooterists, the event drew people from as far away as Huntington Beach and San Luis Obispo and raised more than $500 for CASA of Santa Barbara County. Nineteen riders toured the Riviera, Montecito, Mission Canyon, and the Mesa one Saturday morning to kick off the event. Twelve riders on the final ride posed for this photo outside Hope Ranch before meandering to Goleta for the final festivities.



Food & Drink . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 41


Cat Neushul on Halloween in her ’hood . . .



Help the harbor work crew get their hoodies!


Republicans vs. gang injunction, union response to Wiscomb, and more.



Andie Bridges on soaring BMX riders . . .


We explain our favorite Flaming Lips songs . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . or iTunes

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n this interim-year election for mayor and City Council — which takes place Tuesday, November 5 — voters cast their ballots by mail or walk them in. If you live in the City of Santa Barbara and haven’t yet received a ballot, call the City Clerk at 564-5309. Voters can deposit their ballots at City Hall ( Anacapa St.) during the week before the election, and City Hall will stay open on Saturday, November 2, to receive drop-off ballots 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. On Election Day, ballots can be dropped off 7 a.m. - 8 p.m. at City Hall, Calvary Baptist Church ( W. Islay St.), Franklin Neighborhood Center ( E. Montecito St.), and Grace Lutheran Church ( State St.). Postmarks are not accepted. Details at Bottom line: Cast your ballot!


Helene Schneider

Under Mayor Helene Schneider’s guidance, Santa Barbara’s City Council has worked as a highly functioning body, even with its members’ strong personal and political differences. In this time of political shutdown, it is a gift that Santa Barbara has a government that works — and that is in no small part due to Mayor Helene Schneider.


The Independent Endorses


Harwood “Bendy” White

We are happy to endorse Bendy White — who seems built into the very DNA of City Hall, given his length of service on numerous boards and commissions. In the pursuit of new housing that’s affordable to people other than millionaires, he has already played a quiet leadership role in striking compromises. It’s an exceedingly delicate balancing act — one that Bendy White clearly gets.

Gregg Hart

Gregg Hart, a spokesperson for the Santa Barbara County Association of Governments, will bring to the council an obvious intelligence and sunny congeniality — and he knows traffic and transportation issues. With the caveat that Hart should recuse himself from council votes regarding the freeway, given his City Council tenure 10 years ago and his time on the Planning Commission before that, we know Gregg Hart’s qualified.

David Landecker

David Landecker has more than redeemed himself since resigning from City Council after being caught shoplifting 22 years ago. An effective and inventive executive director for Neighborhood Clinics and the Environmental Defense Center, he brings a lifetime of experience with nonprofits and private business alike. If he can keep his bull-in-the-chinashop proclivities on a short leash, we’re confident David Landecker can make a valuable contribution.

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Two men arrested last month during the earlymorning raid of an illegal pot grow in Los Padres National Forest near Happy Canyon Road will be sentenced to 120 days in County Jail and five years of probation. Joel Lopez, 27, and Cipriano Torres, 37, each pleaded no contest to felony charges of marijuana cultivation and gun possession. Lopez told authorities he had been living and working at the grow for approximately six months, and that he was going to be paid 5 percent of the grow’s total yield. He was hired shortly after arriving illegally in the United Sates from Mexico, he said. Torres also illegally emigrated from Mexico and had been living and working at the site for five months. He was promised he would make between $15,000 and $20,000, depending on the yield. Torres told authorities the harvested marijuana was going to be transported to the Los Angeles area. COU RTESY SB PD

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Rental Housing Project Survives Challenge in Developer Showdown


BY N I C K W E L S H or years, it was the th Commandment among Santa Barbara developers that no one in their right mind would try building rental housing; they’d lose their shirts. But now, Bruce Corwin — whose family is the longtime owner of the Arlington Theatre and Metropolitan Theatres chain — is threatening to do the impossible right downtown without the aid of any government subsidy. By so doing, Corwin was challenged not just by a fellow developer but practically his next-door neighbor — Marge Cafarelli — who claimed Corwin’s proposed Arlington Village project violates City Hall rules and regulations regarding sound community planning and neighborhood compatibility. Ultimately, Cafarelli managed to get nowhere very slowly with the Santa Barbara City Council this Tuesday, which — after nearly four hours of deliberation — voted 6 to 1 to deny her appeal and let Corwin proceed with his plans to build a three-story, 33-unit apartment complex right next to the Arlington Theatre. That’s largely because both sides of Santa Barbara’s long-simmering debate over residential densities profess to support rental housing. But certainly it didn’t hurt the “Village” that the Corwins — although they live in Los Angeles — have been a major presence in Santa Barbara’s business and political life for more than 50 years. By contrast, Cafarelli, who is currently building a mixed-use project on the Victoria Street side of the Arlington called Alma del Pueblo that offers million-dollar condos and indoor/outdoor market space, barely qualifies as a newcomer. Still, Cafarelli was roundly praised by all the councilmembers for identifying a serious weak spot in Corwin’s plans, one that Corwin’s agents had stubbornly insisted — until Cafarelli filed her appeal — simply could not be fixed. Given that the Arlington Theatre ranks among the Holy Trinity of Santa Barbara’s defining architectural gems — the other two being the courthouse and the mission — any effort to squeeze such different projects so 12


cheek by jowl into its immediate orbit might have been destined to end in conflict. Initially, both the Corwins and Cafarelli were intent on pursuing complementary condo projects. And they would share a driveway on Chapala Street. But as the bottom fell out of the condo market, the Corwins were persuaded to explore rental housing instead. Not only would the Arlington Village offer rental units, but the development’s overall footprint would be smaller — the average unit size is 858 square feet — and priced to the less-thanluxury market of middle-income workers. But instead of putting all the parking underground, as the Corwins had planned when contemplating condos, Arlington Village would maintain a significant portion of street-level parking. Cafarelli — who spent nearly $4 million building underground parking for the Alma — was unhappy by this turnabout. She was especially troubled by the 55-foot trucks and buses — support transport for the theater’s bigger acts — that would continue to park in the Arlington lot, competing with Alma residents for ingress and egress out of the shared Chapala Street driveway. City traffic engineers expressed similar concerns and pushed the Corwins to explore carving an additional exit onto Sola Street to prevent what looked like a foreseeable traffic nightmare from occurring. But consultants hired by the Corwins said it couldn’t be done. Speaking to the City Council Tuesday, Cafarelli all but accused the Corwins of being cheap. If she could afford to build underground parking, then certainly the Corwins — who had owned the property for 51 years — had no excuses. One of her supporters sniped the Arlington Village was architecturally “ordinary.” But Cafarelli’s big beef was over the big buses and trucks needed by the big acts that currently descend upon the Arlington lot about 12 times a year. What happens, Cafarelli demanded, if the Corwins sold to a new operator who booked more and bigger acts? And even Jack Johnson — famous as a relatively unadorned acoustic strummer — needed three big buses at his recent show, she noted.

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It was obvious, however, the minute Bruce Corwin opened his mouth that Cafarelli stood no chance. “We are very proud of our architecture,” he said. “The Arlington was going to be torn down till we stepped in and saved this gloriou, glorious building. We love it. We love this city.” The Corwins, he said, could have cashed out by building condos, but Santa Barbara has a crying need for rental housing. “We made a decision to blaze a trail for others to follow,” he explained. Joining Corwin was former mayor Hal Conklin, who said the eruption of State and Victoria streets as a cultural destination district — the New Victoria Theatre, the Granada, plans to remodel the art museum, a new downtown library entrance garden, Alma del Pueblo, and the Arlington Village — was the fruition of big dreams hatched by civic visionaries more than 20 years ago. Former Downtown Organization director Marshall Rose blessed the Arlington Village as did the head of the Santa Barbara Jewish Federation. Shortly after Cafarelli appealed, the experts hired by the Corwins discovered that a Sola Street exit could work after all. Even so, a handful of business owners expressed concern about the net loss of 86 surface parking spaces, caused by the new development, that are now rented by downtown workers. City lots are nearly four times as expensive, they complained; where could they go? That is a problem all the councilmembers agreed needed to be addressed, even though the Granada parking garage still has an abundance of empty stalls. Likewise, the councilmembers seemed resolved that the Historic Landmarks Commission and the Architectural Board of Review really weren’t the right venues for addressing the broader planning issues posed by such projects; the Planning Commission is. At the end, Marge Cafarelli was not given any consolation prize for her efforts, but she got plenty of thanks and sympathy. After Councilmember Frank Hotchkiss patted her on the back for improving the Corwins’ project, he concluded,“I don’t know if you can take any solace from that, but I offer it anyway.”

Santa Barbara police arrested four people at 3 a.m. on 10/26 after officers pulled over their car for a routine traffic stop. One of the suspects — Ronald Contreras (pictured), 29 — is an area gang member out on parole for robbery. Another — Alvaro Pinedo, 27 — is on probation for vandalism and stalking. Also arrested were Jamie Gonzalez, 23, and Stephanie Herrera, 22. Contreras was driving, and a search of the car turned up 17.2 grams of methamphetamine, 3.3 grams of marijuana, a meth pipe, a folding knife, and a loaded handgun. “The handgun was found underneath the front passenger seat of the vehicle [and] was accessible to all of the occupants,” said police spokesperson Sgt. Riley Harwood. Therefore, he explained, all four suspects were charged with firearm possession on top of various drug charges. San Francisco police arrested former Santa Barbara resident Manuel Munoz on charges that he repeatedly molested two young boys he is related to between 2007 and 2009. Munoz, 63, was taken into custody at his S.F. residence on charges of continuous sexual abuse of a child while residing in the same home of a victim under 14 years of age; committing a lewd act upon a child under 14 years of age by force, violence, duress, menace, or fear of great bodily injury to the victim or another person; and intimidating a witness or victim. Munoz had lived with the victims and their parents and would sometimes care for the boys alone. The family of Jose Ortiz, who was crushed to death between a tractor trailer and a loading




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Members of the Goleta City Council, in addition to the city’s attorney, Tim Giles, spent most of last Friday and this Monday in special closed-session meetings deliberating over City Manager Dan Singer’s annual performance evaluation. The meetings attracted some questions — Singer (pictured) is the city’s highest-paid employee, at $202,277 a year — as the agendas for each noted, in addition to the performance review, an item related to the “discipline/dismissal/release” of a public employee. At the end of Monday’s meeting, the council said that no reportable action had been taken, but city staff noted that the discussions on the matter are not over and will continue at another regularly scheduled closed-session meeting on November 5. The city hasn’t made any statement on the disciplinary agenda item, but said that the review is consistent with Singer’s three-year contract. At the end of Monday’s session, Singer — who has served as city manager since September 2005 and previously held the same position for the City of Ojai — said that the meetings would only result in “minor changes” to his contract. “Be sure to report that I’m going to be around,” he said. — Lyz Hoffman

dock at a Goleta dairy company last month, has filed a wrongful death lawsuit against the company, as well as the transportation company and the truck’s driver. The suit alleges that Alta Dena Certified Dairy and DeFrancesco’s Dairy Transport, Inc. (based in Rancho Cucamonga) allowed driver Cory Lopez to operate the truck knowing his reported history of drug and alcohol abuse and impaired driving. Ortiz’s wife, son, and mother are suing for financial and punitive damages. According to the Sheriff’s Department, the accident is being investigated by Cal/OSHA. The Sheriff’s Office is investigating the death of a 22-year-old UCSB student found unresponsive by his roommate on 10/26. Brandon Schmidt, from Alameda County, was discovered at 9:45 a.m. in his apartment on the 6600 block of Del Playa Drive in Isla Vista. Sheriff’s spokesperson Kelly Hoover said coroner’s officials are looking into the cause and manner of Schmidt’s death and won’t make any determinations until toxicology results are back in four to six weeks.

CITY DIRECTV and KEYT’s parent company, News-Press & Gazette (NPG) of St. Joseph, MO, reached an agreement 10/25 that will bring NewsChannel 3 back to DIRECTV subscribers. DIRECTV customers throughout the tri-counties lost KEYT’s signal on 10/9 after the two sides came to an impasse in negotiations over their rebroadcast contract. “While we are pleased NPG has restored the stations,” DIRECTV said in a statement, “we’re equally as frustrated that they took them away in the first place. This is just another unfortunate example of broadcasters violating the public trust in an attempt to extract higher fees

from our customers.” Terms of the contract were not given. Santa Barbara City College students voted last week to increase their transportation fee $5.50 per semester to $30 total. Set to begin next July, the summer session fees will also increase $2.50 to about $13. The higher fees will translate to a more than $150,000 annual boost for MTD. Currently, MTD receives about $800,000 from SBCC based on enrollment with just over 1 million rides given to city college students each year. The current fee translates to less than 80 cents a ride, which is about half of the adult cash fare.

COUNTY The Goodland Coalition, a group of Goleta activists concerned about development, filed an appeal on 10/24 of the Planning Commission’s recent 3-2 approval of a drive-through for the McDonald’s in the Camino Real Marketplace. The group is worried about how the drive-through — which restaurant owner David Peterson has been vying for since 1997 — will affect traffic and related greenhouse-gas emissions. “We are surprised,” said project manager Troy White of the appeal. “This is a project that has no new impacts while providing significant community benefits.” The appeal will go before the City Council at a date to be determined. A Goleta Planning Commission decision on the Marriott Residence Inn proposed for Hollister Avenue at Robin Hill Road — across from the airport — was delayed 10/28 to 11/25 because of an error in the meeting’s noticing. The hotel, cont’d page 14  pitched in 2008, would have



ver 1,000 Santa Barbara students may be unwrapping iPads this holiday season. Third through sixth graders at Adams, Franklin, and Washington elementary schools and 11th graders at La Cuesta High School were chosen to participate in the one-to-one iPad pilot program and are awaiting a massive Apple delivery, pending final logistics to be hashed out between administrators and parents. “We need your child DIGITAL LESSON: Cleveland Elementary School 6th grader tech savvy,” Franklin Elemen- Kevin Sullivan learns about earth science on an iPad. tary School Principal Casie Killgore told parents in both English and Span- me, the device is only as good as the teacher using it,” he later added. The new tablets are not ish at a crowded cafeteria meeting last week. Families at the four chosen schools have intended to make learning faster, Ryckman said, three options: purchase an iPad  with Retina but to capitalize on ubiquitous knowledge outdisplay, 16 GB of storage, and WiFi for about $20 side of the classroom and to tailor to diverse a month on a three-year-plan; provide the same student needs. device with the same features themselves; or use Though several Santa Barbara parents and a district-purchased tablet from the Common teachers have expressed excitement about the Core State Standards Implementation funds. pending delivery, something of a fiasco occurred The total cost includes an iPad case (identical in the Los Angeles Unified School District when for all students), AppleCare, and additional the $1 billion iPad program began its rollout insurance to replace lost or stolen devices or fix this school year. There has been no shortage of cracked screens. “The difference is the money; Los Angeles Times articles about the dozens of there’s no way around that,” Killgore said at the tablets that went missing — causing confusion about who is responsible for damages — and the meeting. Over 95 percent of parents at Franklin and hundreds of students able to breach blocks on Adams said they want to sign up for the district’s Facebook and YouTube within hours, promptmonthly plan, according to a recent survey. ing some of the schools to take back the devices. Washington and La Cuesta will conduct similar “Yeah, there’s dangers, but we’re going to surveys within the next few weeks. Per one-to- have to teach kids how to be diligent … like one ideology, the district will provide an iPad with TV,” White added. “It doesn’t mean we for any student without one. There should be no shouldn’t expose kids to stuff.” Ryckman believes difference between parent or district-purchased the rollout in L.A. happened “too big, too fast,” tablets, Technology Director Todd Ryckman explaining that the Santa Barbara district has said, and all students will bring the tablet home taken incremental steps, trained teachers, and purchased some iPads prior to the one-to-one every night and over breaks. Education apps including NASA, Google debut.“I have not gotten a single complaint yet,” Earth, Whiteboard, Prezi, photo tracing, and Ryckman said, although he anticipates issues thousands of others “have a real kid appeal,” said will materialize “anytime you do something this Washington Elementary teacher Tammi White. big.” She explained engaging interfaces provide great A self-described tech-illiterate parent at the visuals and foster conceptual learning. Further, Franklin meeting expressed concern about the svelte pads act as an all-in-one “reference students driving up a bill by purchasing games shelf” and provide an alternative to hefty ency- and apps without parental approval. Killgore clopedias and dictionaries. Certain apps will explained Mobile Device Management allows be required for every student, but teachers will administrators and teachers to manage devices also have leeway in determining exactly which over-the-air while they’re in the school’s wireprograms will be used in their classroom. White less network. Once the tablet connects to an said she is especially excited about DreamBox off-campus WiFi, though, students will be able Math, an “intelligently designed” online pro- to purchase apps and access any site. gram, because it provides different ways to Killgore told parents Franklin students examine data and track individual students’ are competing against other area elementary progress. schools well equipped with technology once “Technology is no longer a tool; it’s not a they move on to Santa Barbara Junior High fancy pen,” Ryckman said at a school board School. Several other proponents say the initiameeting last month, explaining an understand- tive seeks to “level the playing field” for students ing of technology is essential for student success as well as teachers. Ten more schools are set to on new computer-based standardized tests.“To receive iPads by the 2015-2016 school year. october 31, 2013




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Rummage Sale Relocated

For decades, the Santa Barbara Unitarian Society had hosted Starr King Parent-Child Workshop’s annual rummage sale, but the October 25-26 event (pictured above) was the last one that will be held on church property. Church officials, whose congregation has nearly doubled in the past five years, said their location on Santa Barbara Street can no longer accommodate Starr King’s fundraiser because the event displaces several activities during the week leading up to the two-day sale. Starr King Director Yolanda Medina-Garcia said she is disappointed by the church’s decision and that she is still trying to find a new site. Last year, the event raised $26,500. Proceeds and tuition fees run Starr King, which will continue to hold its parent-child workshop at the Unitarian Society. “This is firmly not about the relationship between Starr King and the Unitarian Society,” Assistant Minister Julia Hamilton said. She explained the large sale forced several classes — spiritual biography, meditation, film, cooking, and others — to rearrange their schedules as Starr King parent volunteers accepted and sorted hundreds of second-hand goods in the church classrooms and courtyards. Jack Rivas, a longtime volunteer whose two children attended Starr King over 30 years ago, said last year’s sale was going to be the last at the Unitarian Society, but per negotiations between both sides — and some community input — the church allowed Starr King to rent the space for one final sale. “Starr King is appreciative [to the church] for hosting them for so many years,” Medina-Garcia said. “We’ve been able to serve for — Kelsey Brugger decades.”


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news briefs cont’d 118 rooms. Supporters contend an extendedstay hotel is needed for business travelers, who could bring millions of dollars in revenue over the next decade. Opponents worry about possible harm to the site’s Chumash history, decreased mountain views, and increased traffic, especially given the spate of other scheduled projects. Santa Barbara’s Dream Foundation held its annual gala at the Bacara Resort on 10/26, an event that raised more than $200,000 for the nonprofit, which grants the wishes of adults suffering from life-threatening diseases. Guests listened to performances by Olivia Newton-John, Richie Sambora, and Barry Manilow — who received an award for his humanitarian work — and bid for items, including Lakers tickets and a trip to the French Alps, in an auction hosted by Glee actress Jane Lynch and Bachelor alum Andrew Firestone.

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practice being used on wells in the Sespe Oil Field, which is in Los Padres National Forest just north of Fillmore in Ventura County. Pulling information from the voluntary notification website FracFocus, ForestWatch determined that six more wells were fracked there in recent months by the Houston, Texas–based Seneca Resources, which reported using 4.75 million gallons of water for the operation alongside a laundry list of chemicals. Sine June 2012, 13 wells have been fracked in the Sespe Oil Field, without any additional public notice or environmental studies, claimed ForestWatch, noting that the area is upstream from Sespe Creek, which supplies residential and agricultural water to the region. Identified just a few years ago, the Vandenberg monkeyflower is a rare annual herb whose green stalks and bright yellow flowers with red markings only grow in nine places on the sandy dunescape of Burton Mesa between Lompoc and Santa Maria. This week, the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service proposed protecting the plant by designating 5,785 acres of critical habitat, 4,674 acres of which are already on state lands inside the Burton Mesa Ecological Reserve and La Purísima Mission State Historical Park. There are also 796 acres on private lands, 38 acres on lands owned by other agencies, and 277 acres at the Lompoc Penitentiary.

I have never seen an appeal denied based on faith, hope, and trust.

— Alma del Pueblo developer Marge Cafarelli expressing skepticism about the results of her failed appeal of the Arlington Village development, also abutting the Arlington Theatre.

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the station to keep it on the air. KDB General Manager Tim Owens, who took over in 2009, declined to be interviewed for this story, but said in a statement to that fewer than 1,000 of KDB’s 20,000 weekly listeners became donors in the last four years. “As much as we love KDB, it isn’t our core mission,” explained Gallo, pointing to the many other nonprofits and organizations the foundation supports. “We’re trying to focus our energy and resources on the best future for the county.” Gallo said the sale will go one of two ways: Either KDB will be purchased by an entity that wants to keep the 93.7 fm frequency’s current classical music format (if that happens, the price would be reduced because of the continuing community benefit it’d offer, said Gallo), or it will be purchased at full price and its format left up to the buyer. If the latter transaction takes place, the proceeds would be turned into an endowment for classical music in Santa Barbara. The foundation has retained a broker with Public Radio Capital to facilitate the deal, and Gallo said there have been three serious inquiries into the station. Talks are continuing, he explained, so the asking price and other details aren’t being released. PAU L WELLM AN FI LE PHOTO

BY T Y L E R H AY D E N DB . FM, Santa Barbara’s oldest radio station, is for sale. The Santa Barbara Foundation bought the 87-year-old classical music station in 2003 through a donation by banker/philanthropist Michael Towbes, but at its September meeting, the foundation’s board unanimously decided to relinquish control after KDB ran more than $400,000 in deficits over the last three years with an even greater loss expected this year. The announcement was made during a tense meeting attended by a who’s who of the South Coast arts scene — on hand were representatives from the Granada, Lobero, and Ensemble theaters, Santa Barbara Symphony, Opera Santa Barbara, UCSB Arts & Lectures, and Music Academy of the West — all of which were reportedly unaware of how far KDB had run into the red. With an annual operating budget of around $900,000, KDB typically pulled in close to $400,000 in advertising revenue per year and attempted to make up the rest with fundraising, explained Santa Barbara Foundation CEO Ron Gallo. But for the last few years it had failed to meet its fiscal goals, forcing the foundation to pump grants and subsidies into

$7.9 Million Stare-Down for Schools

The Santa Barbara Unified School District will have to pay the state $7.9 million if district administrators and local legislators can’t convince the Department of Finance otherwise. The 2011-2012 school year marked the first time the district was considered “basic aid,” meaning funds it received from property taxes disqualified it from receiving state money. When Redevelopment Agencies (RDAs) were dissolved in 2012, the district received a onetime liquid asset payment and was again classified as “basic aid.” Now, it is required to give a percent back — also known as the Fair Share Reduction — or a sum of about $8 million, which is expected of all districts that are “basic aid” for two years in a row. “It’s a unique quirk,” said H.D. Palmer, deputy director for External Affairs in the Department of Finance. “The way the formulas are written now, that onetime payment would be factored into their ongoing Fair Share Reduction.” Palmer explained the department now has to determine if it is fair to impact the district in the long term for “something onetime in nature.” “[The dissolution of the RDAs] offsets what the state owes us …. If we get more, then they take it,” said Assistant Superintendent Meg Jetté (pictured at right). “We have bad luck that we’re just over the threshold. It’s a perfect storm that could temporarily hurt our funding, even though our funding is increasing overall,” Assemblymember Das Williams said. “If the school district has to pay back that $7.9 million in one year, that’s going to be a big interruption in prosperity, and we should avoid that.” The good news for the district is that funds from the Local Control Funding Formula are expected to increase funding per pupil each year until it is fully implemented by 2020-2021. Currently, per-pupil spending for the district is $7,091, but per-pupil spending is expected to increase to over $10,000 by 2020-2021. In simple terms, school districts receive money from a combination of local property taxes and state taxes based on its “revenue limit,” which is calculated from a complex formula based in part by how many students attend school each day. The District of Finance heard the — Kelsey Brugger district’s case this week and has until June to make a decision.

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acing widespread opposition from neighbors in the Santa Ynez Valley that would likely lead to years of delays, the Chumash tribe is now calling on the U.S. Congress to speed up its dreams of annexing Camp , the 1,400 acres it purchased from actor-turned-vintner Fess Parker for about $40 million in 2010. Last Wednesday night, Rep. Doug LaMalfa, a Republican who represents the entire northeastern corner of California, brought legislation before the House of Representatives that would make the property part of the Chumash reservation, thereby taking it off the County of Santa Barbara’s tax rolls and, more worrisome to many, allow development to proceed there without having to endure the region’s strict planning rigamarole. The Chumash have long maintained that they solely intend to build housing on the property for tribal members and descendents — many of whom lived in relative poverty until the building of the Chumash Casino a decade ago — and the bill, according to those who have seen the text, would prohibit gambling facilities from ever being built on Camp . Cosponsoring the legislation, known as H.R. , are four additional representatives: Tony Cárdenas, a Democrat from northern Los Angeles; Jeff Denham, a Republican from Modesto; David Valadao, a Republican from Visalia; and Joe Garcia, a Democrat from South Florida. Representative Lois Capps, however, will not be adding her name to that list. “I do not support Rep. LaMalfa’s legislation,” said Capps, whose district includes all of Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo counties. “I understand how important this issue is for residents of the Santa Ynez Valley, the Chumash tribe, and, indeed, the entire county. That is why I continue to believe a local resolution between the county and the tribe is best for all parties involved.” This was not an entirely unexpected maneuver for the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians — they’ve actually been open about their desire and intent to do so all along — and the tribe is also still simultaneously pursuing the more traditional fee-to-trust process to take the land into its reservation. But the County of Santa Barbara has already called on the Bureau of Indian Affairs to reconsider that approval, indicating that it will likely raise official appeals that could delay any final decision for many years. “It was a momentous day in the history of our tribe,” said the tribe’s chairman, Vincent Armenta, of the bill’s introduction. “Members of the tribe, their children, and their grandchildren need a place where they can live and raise their families on tribal land governed by their own tribal government, and the Camp  land is ideal.” A fact sheet distributed by the Chumash also pointed out that the no-gambling provision was included at the tribe’s request, that the property is less than two miles east of the existing reservation, that only 17 per-

cent of members and descendants currently live on the reservation, and that all development there will be subject to reviews by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and the Army Corps of Engineers. “It’s very unfortunate but not unexpected,” said County Supervisor Doreen Farr, whose rd District includes the Santa Ynez Valley. “This has been coming, and, clearly, they were working on it before the board ever took this last vote on Camp .” That vote occurred two weeks ago, when the supervisors decided to officially opposed the fee-to-trust annexation process and request further environmental reviews. Upon learning of the news, Farr’s office was immediately in touch with Capps’s staff, and they have sent out emails to all their constituents. “The word is out,” said Farr. “The community was alerted to it right away. I’m sure that both Congresswoman Capps as well as the offices of those members of Congress will be hearing from the community.” On Thursday afternoon, Rep. LaMalfa’s legislative director Kevin Eastman defended the congressmember’s entry in regional affairs by explaining that the bill’s sponsors are a bipartisan group, including every Californian on the Indian Affairs Subcommittee, which had discussed this exact issue during the last session. “The authors of the bill recognize that the tribe has a legitimate need for housing, one too pressing to go through the decadeplus bureaucratic maze of the BIA’s procedural hurdles,” said Eastman in an email, “and that the tribe’s long-term investment in the land and efforts to ensure that county budgets are positively impacted speak to their willingness to be good neighbors.” Eastman dismissed the notion that the Camp  annexation was widely opposed, noting that county supervisors have split votes on the issue and that the state legislators are also split. He chastised the recent decision by the county supervisors to not open up a government-to-government dialogue with the tribe. “I doubt the local officials who have refused to talk with the tribe would treat any other landowner with such disregard,” said Eastman,“and it’s disappointing to see that such behavior still exists in California.” When asked whether Rep. LaMalfa had received any campaign contributions from the tribe, Eastman said he had “no knowledge of fundraising efforts.” A quick web search, however, revealed that LaMalfa had received a $1,000 contribution from the tribe in the 2013-2014 campaign cycle. The bill’s cosponsors have also been sent a list of questions related to their involvement in the Camp  annexation. Friday morning, Congressmember Jeff Denham’s press secretary Jordan Langdon replied. “Congressman Denham has been concerned about Native American issues since the time he came into office in the California state senate,” he said.“As the vice chair of the Native American caucus,



he has worked diligently on this issue and many others.” Noting that Denham is also working on other Native American bills in different parts of the country, Langdon explained, “This bill is a product of lengthy consultation between the community, the tribe, and Congress. It will ensure that tribe members have access to tools for self-reliance, including food, housing, education, and clean water.” As of Wednesday morning, none of the other cosponsors had responded to the questions. In the current 20132014 campaign cycle, the Chumash tribe has contributed $5,200 to Rep. Cardenas, who also received $5,000 in the 2011-2012 CAMP 4: Representative Doug LaMalfa (R-CA 1st) sponsored cycle and now counts the the Chumash annexation. Chumash as one of his top five funders. Rep. Denham accepted $5,000 from the tribe this cycle, and Protection Network, said she was “deeply dis$3,500 from them last cycle. Representatives turbed” the tribe ignored the county’s request Garcia and Valadao do not show any to sit down and “work in partnership” on the contributions from the tribe in their top 100 property. “This attempt to force fee-to-trust funders. on Camp  via an act of Congress is an affront Those concerned about the Camp  annex- to the county, the community, and the State of ation continued sounding their alarms on California,” said Jordan. “I urge all our elected Thursday upon hearing the news. Susan Jor- officials at the state and federal level, including dan, who has been tracking the Camp  issue the governor, to take whatever steps are necesin her role as head of the California Coastal sary to stop this unprecedented legislation.”

Trial Date Set for Gang Injunction


BY N I C K W E L S H early three full years after its initial unveiling, Santa Barbara’s proposed and much-debated gang injunction will get its day in court sometime in the middle of March. At that time, Judge Colleen Sterne will determine whether the proposal — which would severely limit the rights of 30 named alleged gang members to freely assemble — is warranted and whether there’s sufficient evidence to conclude that those named pose sufficient risk to the community to justify the additional restrictions. In response to growing concern of “mission creep” by activists critical of the proposed injunction, Assistant City Attorney Tom Shapiro asked Judge Sterne to strike the 300 “John and Jane Does” listed on the complaint beyond the 30 adults named. Although the inclusion of such “Does” is boilerplate language common to much civil litigation, it was seized upon by critics to suggest that what City Hall described as a very limited action would be far broader and open ended. The elimination, however, will do little to quell suspicions. As Shapiro readily acknowledged, if the injunction is approved, nothing precludes City Hall from adding additional people to the list. Their inclusion, however, would be the subject of a new court action and would have to be approved by a judge. Attorney Tara Haaland-Ford — who represents an alleged gang member named in the injunction — seized upon this fact. “They could paper the entire community,” she argued.

The issue became sufficiently contentious that Mayor Helene Schneider, a proponent of the injunction, wrote an op-ed piece that appeared in the Santa Barbara News-Press last week insisting that the injunction would be limited to just the 30 individuals named. Schneider also took the unusual step of criticizing a city councilmember by name — Cathy Murillo — accusing her of spreading misinformation about what the injunction would do. Murillo, the only councilmember to oppose the injunction, had been quoted in the media questioning whether the filing would prohibit named individuals from riding the same bus to classes at City College or taking their kids to schools. Murillo later elaborated that she had raised such questions on behalf of social-service providers who deal with at-risk youth. (At a City Council meeting in May, City Attorney Steve Wiley stated it would be “stupid” if the city sought to use the injunction in that fashion and stated no judge would ever approve it.) Initially, Judge Sterne had suggested an earlier date to start the trial, but one of the lead attorneys arguing against the injunction had to be in Santa Maria representing one of the 30 who’s since been charged with torture and extortion in a gang-related drug ring. HaalandFord, however, said the facts would demonstrate that her client should never have been named because he’s a new father, taking classes, staying out of trouble, and “focusing on his family.”



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day evening, I narrowly missed a flash mob of about 25 cultural guerillas who invaded the Farmers Market to sing a wonderfully contorted campaign jingle extolling the virtues of City Council candidate David Landecker. It was sung to the tune of Woody Guthrie’s greatest hit, “This Land Is Your Land,” and by any standard, the event qualified as a first in the annals of local politics. Though many of the singers were endowed with serious pipes, some aggressive panhandlers sitting within earshot filed an official complaint, demanding City Hall pass an injunction against future lyrics in which “sustainability” is made to rhyme with “Santa B.” On Wednesday night, the Young Republicans took over the Westside watering hole Bo Henry’s so that council candidate Jason Nelson could lead off a karaoke fundraiser in his honor, impersonating the Man in Black on “Ring of Fire” and “Folsom Prison Blues.” For those of us who remember when Bo Henry’s was still the gloriously named San Andres Fault — where college dudes knew better than deign to descend — it’s a case of “There goes the neighborhood.” Now, there’s a freaking Picasso painting hanging behind the bar — and it’s not even a nude. I’m betting it’s an “authentic” original. Only in Santa Barbara does this qualify as “progress.” We now find ourselves in the last week — not to be confused with the “penultimate”— of this year’s City Council election, on which nothing really rides except the future existence of the

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Night of the Living Dog planet. Election Day is this Tuesday. Many voters have no doubt tossed out the vote-by-mail ballots sent to their domiciles by City Hall, mistaking it for yet another announcement from The Prize Patrol that they might be stopping by with a billboard-sized check with at least eight zeros to the left of the decimal point. Maybe that’s why City Hall reports that mail-in ballots are trickling in much more slowly this year than they have in the previous two all-mail elections. At last count, we’re about 1,000 votes behind the previous two elections, indicating turnout may be just barely ankle-high. With this in mind, Landecker and Nelson deserve style points for trying something different. This year’s election started off as a conversation in search of a subject, but sort of evolved into a side-of-the-mouth, back-of-the-hand debate about the proposed gang injunction. Better late than never, I say, despite much of the gratuitous hyperventilation involved. (I would suggest the cops will garner far more community goodwill and discourage gang recruiting more effectively by opening, as they just did last week, brand new offices at the Franklin Neighborhood Center, strategically located across the street from the Pennywise Market, a k a Ground Zero for Eastside gang activity. I get the motivation behind the injunction — when three noncombatants get killed by gang violence, you have to do something — the cops’ money would have been better spent opening other such neighborhood offices than pissing it away in a

three-year legal battle that’s far from over. But that’s just me.) This year’s election also became a de facto referendum — however subliminally — on Caltrans’s plans to widen the freeway and build a carpool lane. I was struck at a candidates’ forum held by five Milpas-area business organizations that only candidate Gregg Hart actually supports the Caltrans plan. All the others — from all sides of the proverbial aisle — expressed serious reservations. Given that Hart works for a government agency (SBCAG) charged with getting the Caltrans plans approved, I’d say if he wins a seat on the council, as he likely will, he will find he won the battle but lost the war. Hart has sought to downplay opposition to the $500-million project as a political conspiracy hatched by Mayor Helene Schneider to curry favor with self-absorbed Montecito gazillionaires so she has lots of rich friends when she decides to run for Congress or county supervisor a few years hence. Even if Hart is absolutely correct about Schneider, his theory fails to account for the antipathy for the Caltrans plan expressed by the city’s planning commission — unanimously — and by his fellow candidates — also unanimously. Creeping into the debate was talk, a whisper really, of challenging the way city councilmembers are elected. There was a forum held two weeks ago on the virtues of district elections, which I was quick to dismiss as the exasperation expressed by the usual band of dreamers, naysayers, and malcontents who can’t work their

will under the city’s current at-large system. Personally, I prefer a mix of the two systems, but I’m not sure if I’ve really thought it out or am just bored. We do know, however, that 38 percent of the city’s population is of Latino origin. And in the last 20 years, there’ve been just two Latino councilmembers. Stretch that to 40, and we’ve had three. That’s even worse than the silver screen, where only 4.2 percent of the 20,000 speaking roles in the top grossing 500 movies over the past five years went to Latino actors. The big news here is that attorney A. Barry Cappello (Mr. ABC) has agreed to sue City Hall on behalf of his old pal Leo Martinez — elected to the council way back in the ’70s, if Leo asks him to. As a rule, Mr. ABC does not take loser cases. He knows where the throat is, and he goes for it. Almost always, he walks away with lots of money. In other words, he’s a serious threat. Martinez, who qualifies as a contrarian’s contrarian, came within a hair’s breadth of victory at the ballot box when he took the matter to the voters 23 years ago, and he ran a crappy campaign. This time, he might go straight to court, and changes in California civil rights law could make the city’s at-large elections easy pickings. In the meantime, if you don’t know where your mail-in ballot got to, show up at City Hall in De la Guerra Plaza and ask for a replacement or provisional ballot (or call 564-5309). If you don’t know where City Hall is, you should.You own it. And don’t be stupid. Vote. — Nick Welsh


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Marie Berliner Levy

// – //

Marie Berliner Levy was born on December ,  to Mark and Dora Berliner in Brooklyn, New York. With a zest for life, Marie, as an only child, enjoyed a wonderful childhood, helping her parents in their clothing store, attending James Madison High School and Hunter College. On a blind date she met her husband, Samuel Jacob Levy, to whom she was married for  years, until his death in . From being an only child, Marie joined a family of  siblings. She had no trouble fitting in and enjoyed sharing a drink of Slivovitz with her father-inlaw. Marie raised her three children in White Plains, New York where she was a professional volunteer, serving as treasurer for many charities, volunteer coordinator for White Plains Hospital one of the founders of the Westchester Volunteer Services Bureau and a long time volunteer for the United Jewish Appeal. Marie’s passions were playing bridge, golf, dancing and having a good drink in the afternoon. She commanded a room when she made an entrance, was a wonderful hostess and terrific friend who always knew how to make each person feel welcome and comfortable. She would greet strangers as if they were her neighbors. She was adored by her grandchildren and great-grandchildren who regularly visited with her and their grandfather when they relocated to Palm Beach, Florida in  and here in Santa Barbara where she has lived at Maravilla for the last seven years. Marie Levy’s unfailing optimism, cheerfulness, pragmatism, and generosity made her deeply cherished. She leaves behind a vivid, loving memory in those fortu-

nate enough to have shared life with her. Marie passed away peacefully, at the age of  on October , . She is survived by her daughter Lois Brechner (David) of Surprise, Arizona, son Mark Levy (Debbie) of Fort Mill, South Carolina, daughter Martie Levy of Santa Barbara,  grandchildren and  great-grandchildren. Burial will take place at New Montefiore Jewish Cemetery, Farmingdale, New York on Thursday, October ,  at : AM. In lieu of flowers or cards donations may be made to Santa Barbara Hillel,  Embarcadero Del Mar, Isla Vista, CA  or Visiting Nurse and Hospice Care,  Canon Perdido, Santa Barbara, CA 

Norman H. Caldwell // – //

Colonel, Air Force Reserve, Retired. A man of great integrity. Former Santa Barbara County Public Works Director, member of and engineer for the SB Historic Trust, spent most of his adult life in civil and community service. He is survived by his wife, Ruth and daughters Margie Caldwell Cooper (Cameron Cooper, Carissa & Ross Cooper) of Ketchum, ID and Jean Caldwell of Olympia, WA. He was one of the Great Generation, having grown up in the Depression and fought in World War II: Norman saw our world change in a big way over his  years. He was smart, funny and thoughtful. Born in Frankfurt, Indiana May , , he came to California with his family in the early ’s, and he was  at the time of the Santa Barbara earthquake of . He had vivid memories of the earthquake, among them was the ripple created by

Death Notices HENDRICKSON, Garnet; of Santa Barbara; died October ,  (Born: //); at the age of . Private services. Arrangements by Welch-RyceHaider -. LOPERA, Rosemary; of Lompoc; died October , ; she was . No services are planned at this time. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -. MORELLI, Isabel Edith; of Santa Barbara; died October , ; she was . Memorial Mass - /, : am at Our Lady of Guadalupe Church. Interment at Carpinteria Cemetery. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -. RAUCH, William; of Santa Barbara; died October ,  (Born: //); he was . Private Services. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -. 20


RILEY, Diane Marie; of Santa Barbara; died September , ; she was . Memorial services are scheduled for Saturday, November th at  AM, St. Raphael’s Church,  Hollister Avenue, Santa Barbara. Arrangements by Welch-RyceHaider -. SCHMIDT, Brandon Colin; of Santa Barbara; died October ,  (Born: //); he was . Visitation on / from : to : pm at Welch-RyceHaider,  Ward Dr., Goleta, CA . Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -. THOMAS, Shirley Yvonne; of Santa Barbara; died October , ; she was . Services will be held at a later date. Arrangements by Welch-Ryce-Haider -.

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the shock wave as it passed through the façade of SBHS across from their Anapamu Street home. He was the first in his family to have a specialized higher education, graduating UC Berkeley with honors as a Civil Engineer in . Under the auspices of the Army Air Corps, he received a double Masters Degree in Meteorology. Upon graduation he was commissioned as a lieutenant in the Army Air Force. Ruth Kuns and Norman Caldwell were married in Montecito on Dec , . The next morning, driving away on their honeymoon, the newlyweds heard about the attack on Pearl Harbor on the radio. His career as a military officer began in Tucson, AZ, and ended at the close of the War in India, Burma and China. Beginning as a weather officer (forecaster,) Caldwell became a pilot, and later, Assistant Regional Control Officer, Third Weather Region, stationed in San Antonio, TX. His overseas tour was in a CBI assigned to General Tunner as staff weather officer. Caldwell was one of the pilots and weather officers who flew supplies from Burma to China over the Himalayas, known as “Flying the Hump.” He also maintained his active Reserve status and retired in  as a Colonel. Norm and wife Ruth returned to Santa Barbara after World War II, when he began to work for the new Public Works Department, just as the housing boom of the ’s began. He designed and built his home on the Riviera to leave their oak grove intact as they nestled it into the trees. During Norm’s + years as Santa Barbara County Public Works Director, many public buildings were built, rebuilt, or remodeled, including the challenge of remodeling the historic County Court House. Some of his favorite projects were the recreational areas at Lake Cachuma. He headed the County Water Agency from - and was Staff Engineer from . Flood Control was part of Public Works at the time, and Norm used to get up in the middle of the night to help sandbag the creeks during heavy rains. After retiring from Santa Barbara County in , Norman shared his engineering expertise with many local architects and engineers. His long career and experience helped to flesh out local history and solve restoration problems. Serving on the restoration committee of the Santa Barbara Trust for Historic Preservation, he provided the expertise needed. Not idle in retirement, among the projects Caldwell enjoyed was engineering the refurbishment of roads and bridges for the Sandpiper Golf Course, Paso Robles and La Purisima golf courses in the ’s. Norman received many honors and awards in his lifetime, richly deserved. One was the Order of the Flying Cloud, from the Chinese government, and the California State Park Association’s Volunteer of the Year for  years of service. He was given accolades just last April at the Presidio Chapel by the SB Trust for Historic Preservation. He is fondly remembered as a rock of support, advice and adventure for

his daughters. Experiences like learning to ride a bike, the family camping trips to the Sierras, fly fishing, backpacking, flying or sailing taught them to love to travel the mountains and the world as he did. He continued backpacking with favorite friends into his ’s, including climbing Mount Whitney and making special snow cones on beautiful Sierra summits. He is now where the forecast is a weatherman’s dream: Clear Air, Visibility Unlimited (CAVU.)

Arrangements by McDermottCrockett Mortuary. Thank you, mama, for giving me my first breath and for letting me hold you for your last breath. I love and miss you tremendously. ~ Sally A. Foxen

Philip James Badone

Alvena B. “Susie” Foxen // – //

On October , , just shy of her th birthday, Susie made her transition in the arms of her daughter, Sally Ann. “Susie,” as she was known to all, was born Alvena Bertha Crist to Emmett R. and Bertha (Nickel) Crist in Wisconsin on November , . She came to Santa Barbara in  to stay with her sister, Sally, who introduced Susie to her future husband, Reyes B. Foxen. Known for her keen wit and mind, Susie loved conquering her challenging puzzle books, watching her “judge” shows, her cooking shows, and reruns of Bonanza and The Lawrence Welk Show. A wiz in the kitchen, she truly enjoyed baking, especially her famous peanut butter cookies. Although she wouldn’t admit it publically, she loved her kitties, too. She was a member and officer of the Santa Barbara Elks Lodge Auxiliary (Emblem Club). Susie was welcomed in Heaven by her loving husband, Reyes B. Foxen, her sister, Sally M. Acquistapace, her brothers, Charles, Rhineholt (Slim), James, and Daniel Crist, and her sisterin-law and brother-in-law, Frances J. (Foxen) and Patrick A. Romo. Susie is survived by her daughter, Sally A. Foxen, (Darrell McNeill), three children from a prior marriage,  grandchildren, and score of greatgrandchildren, great-great grandchildren, nieces, and nephews. She will also be greatly missed by her “second families”, the Limons, the Richmonds, and the Torreses. Rosary will be recited at :pm, Wednesday, October  at McDermott-Crockett Mortuary,  Chapala St, Santa Barbara, CA. Graveside services will be conducted at :am Friday, November , at Calvary Cemetery,  N. Hope Ave, Santa Barbara, CA. A debt of gratitude to Dr. Joel Brandt and his staff for years of unparalleled care and to VNHC and the staff of Serenity House who provided great comfort and care.

Philip James Badone passed away after a  year bout with a rare cancer (AdCC or ACC) on September ,  at home in his wife’s arms surrounded by family and extended family members. A Celebration of Life will be held on November th at the Dos Pueblos Ranch Beach from : to :pm. Go to In lieu of flowers, consider a donation in Phil’s honor to the Adenoid Cystic Carcinoma Research Foundation (ACCRF) at PO Box , Needham, MA  as there was no known chemotherapy targeting this cancer. Arrangements were entrusted to Pueblo del Rey Funeral Services.

Jennifer Sketekee

Jennifer Sketekee was a loving mother and wife. This beautiful poem was written in honor of her: Don’t you know that god above, picked you out for me to love. He picked you out from all the rest, cause he knew your love would be the best. I had a heart and it was true, but now it’s gone from me to you. So take good care of it as I have done, for you have two and I have none. And when I die I’ll write your name in the stars, so the angels there will know who you are. And if I don’t see you on my judgment day, I’ll know you’ve gone the other way. And just to show my love for you, I’d even walk through hell for you. Hendry’s beach, Saturday, November nd at noon.

In Memoriam

Albert ‘Bud’ Wheelon 1929-2013


Scientist, Patriot, Gentleman

lbert Wheelon, known as Bud, was a quiet man who lived with his adored wife Cicely on a side street in Montecito without drawing attention to himself. When asked what he did for a living, Bud would say he was a physicist. This was a bit like Plácido Domingo saying he was a singer. Bud Wheelon was in fact one of our country’s most distinguished theoretical physicists — and much more. His success in developing the first U.S. spy satellite, code-named Corona, provided president John F. Kennedy with vital aerial photos during the near-miss Cuban missile crisis in 1962. Bud might have become a national hero had this been public knowledge at the time, but Corona remained top secret until President Clinton ordered its photos declassified 30 years later. Perhaps it was a lifetime of secrecy as he developed successor satellites for the Central Intelligence Agency that encouraged Bud’s reticence even after programs on which he had worked were declassified. For whatever reason, Bud was by a light-year the most unassuming man I’ve ever known. Once he told me he was going to Washington to attend the Goddard Medal ceremonies. What he did not say was that he was receiving the prestigious Goddard Medal. Bud had received many such awards without being defined by any of them. I learned of the awards by following the advice of the colorful and longgone baseball manager Casey Stengel, who said about statistics and records, “You can look it up.” If you look up the record on Albert Wheelon, you will find he won the United States Distinguished Intelligence Medal in 1966, the Baker Medal for Excellence in National Security Affairs in 1993, and in 1994 the R.V. Jones medal — named for the British scientist who foiled Nazi radar with strips of tinfoil — for his contributions to national security. Later this month, Bud will posthumously receive the National Academy of Engineering’s Simon Ramo Founders Award. With due respect to Casey Stengel, there is much about secret spy satellites one can’t look up. During my 26 years at the Washington Post, I became familiar with the public record of the spy satellites. The CIA relied on these satellites after the Soviets demonstrated they had the capacity to shoot down even the highestflying spy planes by downing a U- piloted by Gary Powers in 1960, causing a superpower crisis. But I didn’t know that, even before this incident, Bud had worried about the vulnerability of aircraft to Soviet missiles. Nor did I know he had been on the verge of resigning after the Cuban missile crisis, frustrated with bureaucratic infighting that he believed impinged on accurate intelligence gathering. Instead of losing Wheelon, President Kennedy made him deputy director of the CIA in 1962 and put him in charge of the newly established Office of Science and Technology. It was good he did. President Lyndon B. Johnson said in an off-the-record



QUIET, UNASSUMING, AND BRILLIANT: Bud Wheelon, one of the country’s most distinguished theoretical physicists, was tasked with the successful development of the first U.S. spy satellite, code-named Corona, which provided President Kennedy with vital aerial photos during the near-miss Cuban missile crisis in 1962.

1967 speech that the $850 million Corona program was worth 10 times more than the $35 billion the United States had then put into its space program. LBJ said that Corona data revealed the Soviets were weaker than the U.S. had suspected. President Clinton said in declassifying the Corona photos in 1992 that they had helped to contain the nuclear arms race. Most of what I know about Bud Wheelon’s immense role in all this comes from Philip Taubman’s book Secret Empire: Eisenhower, the CIA, and the Hidden Story of America’s Space Espionage. Taubman, an award-winning New York Times reporter, wrote that the Corona program had by 1964 photographed all 25 ICBMs (intercontinental ballistic missiles) in the Soviet Union and kept Washington informed about Soviet military forces and weapons. “The national reconnaissance systems which the United States now has, which are truly jewels in our crown, all stem, in my judg-

ment, from the creative work that Bud Wheelon did in the ’60s,” William Perry, secretary of defense in the Clinton administration, told Taubman. I read Taubman’s book in 2005 and asked Bud about it. He said it was accurate, adding that many others shared in Corona’s success. The book, fascinating in its own right, made me realize that I had known very little about Bud’s achievements. He had sought me out years earlier, perhaps because he learned I was a biographer of Ronald Reagan. Bud, who had known presidents from Dwight Eisenhower through Clinton, was curious about Reagan. Much later, when he was at Stanford to participate in a meeting of the Center for International Security and Cooperation, Bud obtained and passed on to me a declassified transcript of the fateful meeting between Reagan and Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev at Reykjavík, Iceland. This transcript demonstrates that Reagan was anything but the amiable dunce that his critics imagined him to be. But I digress. What I knew about Bud before reading Taubman’s book was that he was kind and witty. He and his wife Cicely would invite me and my wife Mary with three or four other people to dinner, where the gossip was more often about contemporary politics than history and science. Bud was mildly progressive in his political views. He worried about nuclear proliferation. Anticipating subsequent historical revision, he considered Eisenhower an outstanding president —“The best I knew,” he said — because of his understanding of the nuclear danger. He also admired Eisenhower’s famous farewell speech in which he warned of the dangers of what he called “the military-industrial complex.” Bud was a member of this complex — although hardly a compliant one. He left the CIA in 1967 to head the fledgling satellite business of Hughes Aircraft, eventually becoming chair of the company, which by the 1980s was producing almost half the satellites then in orbit. When General Motors purchased Hughes in 1988, Bud launched an internal investigation of GM because of possible bribes on an air-defense contract for Egypt. GM, which had other business in Egypt it wished to protect, was appalled. Bud was fired, and the Justice Department — at GM’s behest, he believed — instead investigated Bud. It found nothing and dropped the probe after five years. I once gently asked Bud about this period. He told me the story with a lack of outward emotion, but I sensed he still felt hurt by what he believed GM had done to him. Most of the time, Bud dwelled not on the past but the future, although he was always willing to discuss the history of spy satellites. He managed to give a speech on the subject to a luncheon group to which we both belonged while hardly mentioning his own role. In later years, as Bud’s health declined, we’d run into each other at the Summerland Post Office or the Thursday Farmers Market in Carpinteria. I would ask how he was. Even though Bud had cancer and another malady — a physician of our acquaintance said Bud knew he had less than a year to live — he invariably said he was doing fine. Instead of sharing his own medical report, as people of our age tend to do, he’d recount Cicely’s valiant efforts to recover from a stroke. Bud Wheelon, reserved and uncompromising, was liked and respected by his friends. He was a gentleman and an entertaining dinner companion. He took an interest in other people’s work. And at a crucial time in American history, he manned the aerial battlements and provided information that helped save the world from nuclear destruction. ■ You can look it up. october 31, 2013



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believe that humanity is standing on the brink of a possible worldwide nuclear holocaust. Large quantities of radioactive material are in a precariously unstable situation in the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear facility. An inability to effectively keep this material cool could easily result in another nuclear event. Another natural disaster like the recent typhoon or earthquake that occurred October 25 will further minimize the likelihood of a meaningful response. I am not an alarmist, but I am alarmed. Radioactivity has been and continues to be released into the air and ocean. For instance, the Pacific bluefin tuna I ate recently had been caught off the coast of San Diego; a Stanford study has shown that all such tuna has 10 times the usual amount of radioactive cesium present prior to the Fukushima event in March 2011. I believe that our health is the great equalizer. In my clinical career, I have had the good fortune to care for the homeless and the disenfranchised and the rich and the famous. When one is lying in a hospital bed with those special gowns that are wide open in the back, everyone is pretty much the same. The air we breathe, the water we drink, the food we eat are gifts of life for all of us no matter what our creed or our color. I know that these precious gifts have been contaminated. The silence from the media and the powers that be has been deafening. The Chinese symbol for crisis is composed of two letters — one is danger and the other is opportunity. We have an opportunity to help the Japanese with the crisis in Fukushima. I want the best and the brightest that money can’t buy to be making those decisions. The time to act is now. The Perils of Fukushima: What You Don’t Know Really Could Kill You lecture takes place Friday, November 1, at 12:15 p.m., at the Santa Barbara Cottage Hospital Burtness — Dr. Stephen Hosea, S.B. Auditorium.

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ton of the Santa Ynez Valley arrived in a tiny Haitian village so poor it had no school. When she and other young volunteers left a week later, the dream of an education for the children of Baie duhamel was well on the way to reality. Today the school is finished, completed by others. Emilie, daughter of Carla Frisk and Jeff Newton, and a junior at Lewis & Clark College in Portland, Oregon, went to Haiti with buildOn, a global nonprofit. “I will never forget the people I met, spoke to, and lived with for those seven amazing days in a world so different from ours. “As we neared the village, a woman popped out of nowhere and started running alongside

our car. She was singing and waving a tree branch, she was so happy. We didn’t really know what was going on until we rounded the bend in the road; the entire village was waiting for us, all dressed up in BAIE DUHAMEL: Emilie Newton helped villagers build a school. their Sunday best. “They began to run at our cars, singing, danc- a man make fishing nets, and we talked to the ing, playing music, and smiling more than any youth, the elders, and the women of the village. group of people I have ever seen. When they “Talking to the youth gave me the greatest reached the cars, they opened the doors and perspective of how lucky we are living in the U.S. helped us out. They kissed our cheeks, hugged They had one torn-up soccer ball, and although they enjoyed basketball, they had no hoop, court us, and held our hands. “Then it dawned on me; we were like their or ball. … The closing ceremony in the village heroes. We were bringing them a school, an was very emotional, and many were crying. We education, a future: one they could have never presented the school headmaster with a huge dreamed of until now. The sight was over- bag of new soccer balls and school supplies. whelming, and many of us were crying at the When the children saw the soccer balls, their beauty of these people. They had a tiny fraction eyes lit up and grins filled their adorable little of what we had at home and yet were happy and faces. As we hugged and kissed our new families smiling every moment of every day. and friends good-bye, we looked back at the “Every morning we worked for four hours on amazing week we had just had.” the school, mixing cement, building rebar, and moving rocks, sand, and water. In the afternoons NAMES IN THE NEWS (BUT THEY’D RATHER we would have a cultural lesson in the village. NOT BE): Beanie Baby billionaire Ty Warner We helped bake bread at the bakery, watched broke down crying in court while pleading


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The Fl aming Lips Wayne Coyne Is Sll Busy After All These Years

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PSYCH-O The Flamin UT: g left: Derek Lips (from B ro wn, Wayne Coyne, Klip h S cu rl ock Ivins, and Steven Dro , Michael zd) bring th surreal rock eir ‘n to the San ’ roll spectacular ta B part of the arbara Bowl as venue’s firs t-ever Día de los Muert Celebratio os n.


“I’m always already doing something,” that project, he’s a little less enchanted with the results of his ayne Coyne comes to the own film, a thus-far-untitled follow-up to the band’s camp classaid the lead singer, songwriter, and phone late but not rocksic Christmas on Mars.“It’s about two people who are equally guitarist for The Flaming Lips, who star late. “You sound screwed up in unrelated ways and meet at a Flaming Lips show will host Australian wunderkinds like you’re raring to go, and follow us around,” he said. He likes the casting but feels Tame Impala at their show this Friwhich is good because he still needs to work on some of the characterizations. I say day night. “You know the thing with I’m raring to go,” he overachiever. Moby is just like that. He called me laughed, a mere 15 Coyne does a lot and has been for eons — at least when meaup and said,‘Let’s do a song,’ and we minutes after the polite sured in rock-and-roll years. Most of the kids who go to clubs did it, and then next thing I know, the publicity department’s warning that he stive. yne get fe or show up for the band’s extravaganza shows — Coyne and the o video is everywhere. ” might be tardy. He calls in from his hometown C d n a y b Mo But Coyne, who was touring and record- Lips are this generation’s theatrical equivalent of Fee Waybill of Oklahoma City; he’s working in a studio but and The Tubes — weren’t even born when the band first took ing when we spoke a few weeks ago, was many knocking off for dinner. Maybe he’s tired, but conthe stage as a punk rock act back in 1983. Eight years later, they steps ahead of the news.“We were already doing versationally the man whose band will convert the Santa had a flourishing surreal sound and a major-label deal. Critics shows, and I also thought I was going to get back to the Electric Barbara Bowl into a psychedelic Día de Los Muertos Wondersometimes cite the Lips as a prime connecting link not Worms,” he said, referencing a much-anticipated prog-rock side land is off at a gallop, apparently making up for our tragically only between previously incompatible punk project that he and fellow Lips lynchpin Steven Drozd have lost quarter hour. He’s chatty and super nice but firmly denies and psychedelia but also between the altbeen teasing fans with. (It’s psychedelic music for real when I suggest he’s over-booked, an over-achiever. rock and indie worlds. The range of children, not just the flower variety.) “Then some Yet consider only the apparent evidence: In between releasWayne cro wd surfs in music they play adds to the labeling people contacted us to do some music for the ing 2009’s Embryonic and this year’s The Terror, both brilliant, style. confusion; big, chunky fuzz-bass movie Ender’s Game. We did some songs, and we critically acclaimed self-reinventions, the Lips covered Dark rock songs sometimes yield to liked them, so we’re gonna release six songs for Side of the Moon in its entirety, followed by a flock of extracurbeautiful ballads and instruRecord Store Day.” ricular collaborations that included teaming up with Yoko mentals. They are infamous Coyne’s circumspect about the movie itself, Ono’s Plastic Ono Band and The Flaming Lips and Heady for the avant-garde recording keenly aware that its author, Orson Scott Fwends, a duet album that was fun and managed to start a Zaireeka, which required listenCard, drew ire over some dumb homophobic great fight with soul singer Erykah Badu. Most recently, Coyne ers to set up four CD players. remarks.“They showed me the movie; I liked delivered the hyper-viral song “The Perfect Life” alongside elecThey played the Santa Barbara it. What a music director is really looking for is tronica maestro Moby, the video for which makes the rooftops Bowl in 2002 as part of a showcase of downtown Los Angeles look like the site of the next Aquarian music to build a scene, and we did that. I like the of up-and-coming bands (with Cake songs more than I thought I would.” If he’s happy with Age dawning. CONTINUED >>> october 31, 2013



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have been a part of Andy Warhol’s Factory or the Beatles’ Apple Studios, so I’m hoping that’s what we can do here.” The name of his arts and weirdo happening center? “The Womb. It will be called the Womb,” said Coyne. Meanwhile he returns to the road, heading here for a show that will transform the Santa Barbara Bowl into a strange psychedelic haven — which means giving up the

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annual transformation of his own home into a haunted Yoshimi seems like a concept album, but it’s no more house fashioned to scare the bejeezus out of the neighconceptual than some of the Lips’ other surreally titled borhood kids.“You know I love that when I’m at home, works, like Clouds Taste Metallic or In a Priest Driven but we’ll just have to do it somehow on the road.” Ambulance (with Silver Sunshine Stares). A rumor keeps Previews of the big scare? “Well you know the show is circulating that a Broadway play based on Yoshimi is in always evolving, but at that point, we’ll be out with Tame the works. “I always feel like when people say Broadway Impala, and those guys are great. We’re going to do three play, they mean something bad,” said Coyne.“There is a Tame Impala songs, and they’re going to do three Flammusical based on Yoshimi, and it had a successful run in ing Lips songs, and maybe we’ll play together. They have San Diego, but I don’t know where it will go next. a great light show, and ours is amazing,” said the man “What happened was my agent got ahold of me who just and told me ‘You ought to do this.’ It turns out jus recently retired a giant clear hamster ball that there’s this guy whose father was dying ng t he used to use to walk upon his audiences. of lymphoma and he’s driving to This has been a psychedelic his hospital every day from San summer at the Bowl: New Order, Diego and on the way he’s listenSigur Rós, old-school geniuses ing to Yoshimi.” Coyne means Des like Robert Plant. Two weeks ago, McAnuff, the former Stratford Atoms for Peace seemed to plant a Shakespeare Festival director who final stamp on a season of surreal brought Jersey Boys and Big River ecstasies. But the Lips and Impala to Broadway. He put together a together may yet prevail: a hybrid book using the music and proof old and new, avant-garde and duced the play at San Diego’s Old pretty, blazing musical slices. The Globe to good reviews. “What’s Lips have stood up to the times, great about the play is the way he maybe changing a little, but today’s connected it to his life,” said Coyne. kids seem to have adopted them, “You know I almost don’t care who too. I told Coyne I couldn’t think of he is, the guy is so loveable, really a many other bands who have weathwonderful guy. We would have let ered so commandingly — staying anybody who loves our music that The Flaming Lips themselves and much better than much do this. But it’s really a joy.” and Tame Impala play e just relevant. “It’s nice to hear Coyne has many homebound people say that. What’s funny is that activities, too. He never moved to Santa Barbara Bowl (1122 when we put out our first album in Malibu or Manhattan after scorN. Milpas St.) on Friday, 1984, I assumed we had plateau’d. ing a major-label record deal, and I couldn’t think of anything else he’s been working on the idea of November 1, at 6 p.m. For more we had to say, and my manager a community space “where artists informaon, call 962-7411 insisted we keep going,” he laughed. and other weirdos can hang out” in or visit “Good thing we did.” Oklahoma City.“I’m too young to L



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choices, and abundance of candy skull paraphernalia, and it becomes hard to imagine a group more apt to headline the Santa Barbara Bowl’s first-ever El Día de los Muertos Celebration than The Flaming Lips. It’s fitting then that the Oklahoma City psych rockers hit town on the one day of the year devoted to memorializing, reveling, and partying in honor of the dead. “The planets most definitely aligned for this one,” said Moss Jacobs, VP of talent for Nederlander Concerts. Blessed with the “opportunity of a lifetime” earlier this year, Jacobs reached out to longtime friend and co-conspirator Nicole Pierpont, an artist and parttime Santa Barbaran who has spent years scheming with Jacobs about a big, creepy Halloween blowout at the Bowl. “Nicole is a half–El Salvadoran, half-Anglo-American; was raised in El Salvador; and she is extremely knowledgeable about Day of the Dead,” Jacobs said. “We didn’t want to do the vibeless plastic pumpkin thing that Halloween has become. We wanted an event that did justice to the culture and the community of Santa Barbara.” And an event it most definitely is. With Pierpont art-directing from afar, Friday’s celebration is quickly shaping up to be as extraordinary and extravagant as its headlining act. “We’re creating an altar in the Glen for all of the musicians who have played the Bowl that have passed away,” Pierpont explained. In addition to the overhaul of the venue’s famed Jerry Garcia Glen, decorations and art installations will be strewn throughout the space, including a pair of 20-foot skulls built by Santa Barbara artist Eric Lehman, handmade decor from S.B. High School’s VADA students, and the Santa Barbara High School Don Riders bike club, who will tow “mobile altars” around the venue. Also contributing to the takeover are Kalpulli Huitzilin Ihuan Xochitl Aztec dancers, Ventura-based traditional banda Zacamundo, pet altars made by the folks at Casa Dolores, and Santa Barbara nonprofit LifeChronicles, who will supply the face paint. Additionally, Pierpont hints at a surprise performance from Proximity Theatre Company, which she says showgoers will not want to miss. Attendees are also highly encouraged to dress up. “This is one show where you want to get there at 4 p.m., walk around, and really take it all in,” said Pierpont.“This isn’t the type of concert where you hang out for two hours, watch a band, and leave.” “I’m enjoying it because it’s bridging cultures. It just fits on so many levels,” adds Jacobs. “It’s The Flaming Lips. It’s the last show of the year. It’s the Day of the Dead. It couldn’t be more perfect.” L

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/ 2 1 1 / 1 10 3 /-/: Bus Stop  A nightclub chanteuse, a -yearold cowboy, a belligerent cowhand, and a middle-aged scholar are the unexpected guests at a Kansas City diner in this classic  play by William Inge. :pm. Garvin Theatre, SBCC,  Cliff Dr. $-$. Call -.

THURSDAY 10/31 /: Beatrice Wood Studio Trunk Show  The works featured in this show are created in the studio of the Mama of Dada and utilize her original molds and luster-glaze techniques. pm. S.B. Museum of Art,  State St. Free. Call -. /: Curated Cocktails with Seven Bar & Kitchen  Not in the mood for Halloween foolery? The Museum of Contemporary Arts is offering cocktails, music from DJ Empty Priest, and guided tours of the current exhibitions. :-:pm. Museum of Contem-

porary Art S.B.,  Paseo Nuevo. Free. Ages +. Call -. /-/: The Wilde Circus: Vitriol  Witches and demons mix with royals and nobles — and don’t forget love. This interactive Halloween showcases area artists and artistry on a multimedia stage. :pm. Santa Barbara Art Foundry,  Santa Barbara St. $-$. Ages +. Call -.

FRIDAY 11/1 /: The Perils of Fukushima:

What You Don’t Know Really Could Kill You  The time to

act is now! Listen to Dr. Stephen Hosea speak about how the world has changed as a result of radioactive material being released into the air and the ocean. :pm. S.B. Cottage Hospital, Burtness Room,  W. Pueblo St. Free. Call -. /: El Día de los Muertos Reception  Remember the departed and celebrate them as honored guests at this reception, which includes crafts, face

/: The Flaming Lips and Tame Impala (pictured)  Forget -D space flicks; travel to another sphere with The Flaming Lips. Find out why Q magazine named this band as one of the “ Bands to See Before You Die.” pm. S.B. Bowl,  N. Milpas St. $.-$.. Call -. Read more on p. . painting, music, and a Chumash blessing. :-:pm. Luria Library, SBCC West Campus,  Cliff Dr. Free. Call -. /-/: Chicago  Come paint the town and listen to all that jazz at S.B. High School’s production of Kander and Ebb’s stylish musical about corruption in the Jazz Age. Shows through November . pm. S.B. High School,  E. Anapamu St. $-$. Ages +. Call () -.


/: Day of the Dead  Mariachi Monarcas, with the support of Las Olas and Mariachi Oxnard, will be there as you create your own Día de los Muertos arts and crafts while supporting area children. -pm. Goleta Valley Community Ctr.,  Hollister Ave., Goleta. $-$. Call -.

/: Día de los Muertos at La Casa de la Raza  Join in the cel-

pets that have left this Earth and create their own altars — with other art activities and fun to be had! -pm. Casa Dolores,  Bath St. Free. Call -. Read more on p. . /: Zombie Survival Camp  Calling all boys st-th grade: Are you prepared? Boy and Cub Scouts are encouraged to bring their friends and learn how to survive a zombie attack. Be trained in zombie first aid, zombie tracking, and anti-zombie fortress building. Noon-pm. Rancho Alegre,  Hwy. . $-$. Ages +. Call -. MALIN FEZEHAI




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ebration, featuring a community altar exhibit and traditional blessing. There will be live music, dance performances, and more. pm. La Casa de la Raza,  E. Montecito St. Free. Call -.

SATURDAY 11/2 /: Out of the Darkness Community Walk  The Out of the Darkness Walk unites , walkers nationwide and helps raise more than $. million for area and national suicide-prevention and suicide-awareness programs. :am-noon. Leadbetter Beach, Shoreline and Loma Alta drs. Call () -. /-/: Le Petit Prince  Enjoy the West Coast premiere of this recital of music and text interpreted from the celebrated book Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince), the story of a wise boy and a pilot. Sat.: pm (in English); Sun.: pm (in French). Center Stage Theater,  Paseo Nuevo. $-$. Call -. / Día de los Muertos at Casa Dolores  The community is invited to bring photos of their


/: Reza Aslan  A provocative author and scholar who challenges long-held assumptions on religion and Jesus, Aslan (pictured) will talk about his new book, Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. -pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $-$. Call -.

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 Master Gardener Class  As Francis Bacon said, “Gardening is the purest of human pleasures.” Meet current Master Gardeners and learn about the  training class at the University of California Cooperative Extension (UCCE). am-noon. UCCE Office,  Hollister Ave., Ste. , Goleta. Free. Call -.


/: Surf Fest & Swap Meet  The th Annual SBCC Surf Fest & Swap Meet will have items like surfboards, skate gear, and unique artwork for sale, as well as raffle, prizes, balance competitions, and live entertainment. Proceeds benefit SBCC Women’s Basketball. am-pm. SBCC,  Cliff Dr., parking lot across from Leadbetter Beach. Free. Call -.

/: Santa Barbara Empty Bowls  Come hungry and eat hot soups and warm breads from S.B. restaurants. Pick out a handcrafted bowl by an area potter, and then take it home. Proceeds benefit Foodbank of Santa Barbara County. am-pm. Page Youth Center,  Hollister Ave. $$. Call -. /: Owls in Wonderland Carnival  Wonder what it’s like to be in Wonderland? Then come check out this magical day of play featuring royal croquet, tea parties, /: Jack Hanna’s Into the Wild Live  America’s favorite zookeeper comes to S.B. for the first time to share fascinating stories and footage and introduce us to the amazing animals he has brought along. pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $-$. Ages +. Call -. Read more on p. .



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Vandenberg debunks the myths and examines concrete case studies compiled in her two decades combating trafficking in the U.S. and abroad. pm. Corwin Pavilion, UCSB. Free. Ages +. Call -. /: Vivacious Viola & Piano Concert  Celebrating  years of the community concert series, the Trinity Episcopal Church offers this vibrant program featuring music by Tchaikovsky, Dvořák, Sibelius, and many more. :-:pm. Trinity Episcopal Church,  State St. Free. Call -.

MONDAY 11/4 /: Doris Kearns Goodwin  A struggling economy, an ongoing war, a divided nation unable to reconcile its disparate parties — these are but a few subjects that Pulitzer Prize–winning author and historian Goodwin will tackle. pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $$. Ages +. Call -. /: How to Write a Killer News Release  SBCC public relations teacher Julia McHugh is ready to share her knowledge and reveal the dos and don’ts of writing a powerful news release. -pm. Union Bank,  E. Carrillo St. $. Call -

to S.B.? Get to know your new hometown and meet new people. The club meets the first Monday of each month. pm. S.B. Foundation,  Chapala St., Ste. . Free. Call -.

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and live white rabbits and owls. am-pm. Laguna Blanca Lower School,  San Ysidro Rd., Montecito. Free. Call -.


/: Walking for Emotional and Physical Health  For anyone attempting to improve mood, manage stress, connect with others, or manage weight, this active support group is for you. -am. Douglas Family Preserve, Medcliff Rd. and Selrose Ln. $. Call -.

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/: High School Football: Santa Barbara at San Marcos  This crosstown rivalry, dating back to , touches more families in the area than any other. It’s called “The Big Game,” with no apologies to Cal and Stanford. San Marcos is much improved over recent seasons, and the Royals hope to end Santa Barbara’s three-game winning streak in the series. The Dons have won  of the  games. There has never been a tie. pm. Warkentin Stadium, San Marcos High School,  Hollister Ave . $-$. Call -.

















COOPER /: Buddy Guy  How many blues legends have you seen lately? I thought so. Be there when six-time Grammy winner Buddy Guy (pictured) brings his searing guitar stylings and signature vocals for an evening of electrified blues. -pm. Campbell Hall, UCSB. $-$. Call -.

TUESDAY 11/5 /: Five Fabulous Docs: Searching for Sugar Man  This  Oscar Documentary Feature winner tells the story of a Mexican-American singer/ songwriter named Rodriguez, a musical folk hero, whose album goes platinum in Apartheid-era South Africa  years after rumors of his supposed suicide. pm. Pollock Theater, UCSB. $-$. Call -. /: Julian Gresser  Join professor and writer Julian Gresser as he signs his book Piloting Through Chaos — The Explorer’s Mind, which provides readers with a road map to a more abundant life and offers a guide on the journey. pm.




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/: Country Dances of England  Learn delightful social dances to enchanting music from centuries past. No experience or partners are necessary. Dances vary in tempo and mood. Meets every Tuesday. :-:pm. First Presbyterian Church,  E. Constance Ave. $-$. Ages +. Call -.








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Wade Clark Roof Lecture on Human Rights

Martina Vandenberg Human Trafficking:

Ending the Myths, Confronting the Realities


Sunday, November 3 / 3:00 p.m. / Free UCSB Corwin Pavilion


The International Labour Organization estimates that 20.9 million people around the world are currently held in forced labor and servitude. Human trafficking is constantly in the headlines in the United States, but it can be hard to separate fact from fiction. Martina Vandenberg, will debunk the myths and examine concrete case studies compiled in her two decades combating trafficking in the United States and abroad.

ď›œď›œ/ď˜ž: Five Fabulous

Docs: How to Survive a Plague  This blistering and powerful award-winning documentary is the story of two coalitions, ACT UP and TAG, whose activism and innovation turned AIDS from a death sentence into a manageable condition. ď˜żpm. Pollock Theater, UCSB. $ď˜˝-$ď›œď˜š. Call ď™€ď™ ď˜ť-ď˜˝ď™ ď˜šď˜ť.

WEDNESDAY 11/6 ď›œď›œ/ď˜ž: CALM’s ď˜ťrd Annual

Wine, Jewelry, Chocolate Evening  What is better than these three delights? Knowing that ď›œď˜šď˜š percent of the vintagejewelry and wine-tasting sales will go directly to CALM. ď˜ť-ď˜żpm. Montecito Country Club, ď™ ď˜şď˜š Summit Rd. Free-$ď›œď˜š. Call ď˜žď™€ď˜ť-ď˜˝ď˜žď˜şď˜ş.

ď›œď›œ/ď˜ž: Basic Computing  Want to learn how to search the web, use email, and Skype? Computers are provided as classes are taught by a library volunteer computer coach. ď˜ť-ď˜˝pm. Townley Rm., S.B. Central Library, ď˜źď˜š E. Anapamu St. Free. To reserve a spot, call ď˜˝ď˜žď˜ź-ď˜˝ď˜žď˜šď˜ź.

Martina Vandenberg, founder and president of The Human Trafficking Pro Bono Legal Center in Washington, D.C. and former researcher for Human Rights Watch, has spent nearly two decades fighting human trafficking, forced labor, rape as a war crime, and violence against women.

FARMERS MARKET SCHEDULE Thursday Goleta: Camino Real Marketplace, ď˜ť-ď˜ž:ď˜ťď˜špm Carpinteria: ď™€ď˜šď˜š block of Linden Ave., ď˜ť-ď˜ž:ď˜ťď˜špm


A Rhodes and a Truman Scholar, Vandenberg received the Paul and Sheila Wellstone Award from the Freedom Network USA (2012) and the Joseph E. Stevens Award for Public Interest Law from the Truman Foundation (2013). Presented by the Walter H. Capps Center for the Study of Ethics, Religion, and Public Life at UCSB and cosponsored by the Education Abroad Program and Human Rights Watch. For further information or assistance in accommodating a disability, please call 893-2317.

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Saturday Downtown S.B.: Corner of Santa Barbara and Cota sts., :ď˜ťď˜šam-ď›œpm Meet Your Makers Artisan Market: Plaza Vera Cruz, ď›œď˜ťď˜š E. Cota St., ď›œď˜šam-ď˜ťpm

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Wednesday Solvang: Copenhagen Dr. and ď›œst St., ď˜ş:ď˜ťď˜š-ď˜žpm

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“Every single paraglider watches the hawks; you just have to keep an eye on them,” said Daniel Pelaima, who was raised in Santa Barbara and now lives in Tahoe. Pelaima cleans out the wings of his paragliding equipment at Chase Palm Park after a day of flying in the mountains with a friend.

Chris White of Santa Maria hula hoops behind her booth at the Sunday Santa Barbara Arts & Crafts Show on Cabrillo Boulevard. White, a retired preschool teacher, has been providing hula hoops for the people of Santa Barbara since 2005. “This is paradise! If I get sick of looking at the mountains, I can just turn around and look at the ocean!” she said.

Heads Will Roll


In which state does Washington Irving’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” take place?

❏ Massachusetts ❏ New York ❏ Connecticut


“Sleepy Hollow” was inspired by folktales from which country?


Which other famous story did Washington Irving write?

❏ Great Britain ❏ Germany ❏ France

❏ The Scarlet Letter ❏ “The Fall of the House of Usher” ❏ “Rip Van Winkle”

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High Flyers

This Sunday, folks have the chance to look eye-to-eye with raptors at the Ojai Raptor Center’s open house. Rarely accessible to the public, the center is home to eagles, hawks, falcons, and owls that have been injured in the wild and need rehabilitation. Specialists will be on hand with 18 “ambassador” raptors to talk about the different birds and give tips on how people can help to reduce man-made hazards to the high-flying wildlife. There will also be snacks, drinks, kids’ activities, and a holiday sale featuring gift items made by area artisans. The event takes place Sunday, November 3, noon - 4 p.m., Ojai Raptor Center’s Rehabilitation Center (370 Baldwin Rd., Ojai). A donation of $5 is suggested. For more information, call 649-6884 or visit — MD


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ions and tigers and bears” may be a well-known Wizard of Oz recitation of the frightening creatures that lurk along the yellow-brick road, but to animal expert Jack Hanna, it is just a list of the critters he works with every day. Currently director emeritus at the Columbus Zoo, Hanna spends much of his time crossing the country with furry and feathered friends in tow, speaking at colleges and on TV talk shows in an effort to educate audiences about the world’s wild animals. Hanna’s love of animals was nurtured from his boyhood growing up on a farm in Tennessee; he was surround by beasties and even helped out the town vet when he was just 11 years old, mostly by cleaning cages. As an adult, Hanna and his wife owned a pet shop, but his dream was to work at a zoo. After a two-year stint as director of a small wildlife park in Florida, his life was changed when he applied to be — and was hired as — director of Ohio’s Columbus Zoo in 1978. Fame followed several years later. Hanna made his first TV appearance as a guest on Good Morning America in 1983. Two years later, David Letterman invited him and his animals to his show; they’ve been making regular visits with Letterman for nearly 30 years now. In 1993, Hanna became the host of Jack Hanna’s Animal Adventures, then Jack Hanna’s Into the Wild (2009-10), and now Jack Hanna’s Wild Countdown (2011-present). “When I first started, I never dreamed in a million years I’d be doing this,” said Hanna of his stardom and globe-trotting life. It’s a rigorous schedule, but Hanna has no plans to slow down. He and his wife, Suzi, who accompanies him on his adventures, recently filmed off the coast of Curaçao, where they swam with dolphins. “We also went in a submarine about 600 feet down — a four-man submarine, one of the newest in the world — and filmed fish and animals,”


Hanna said. “And then I’m leaving for Gabon in West Africa [to study lowland gorillas] a few days after visiting Santa Barbara.” In addition to exploring the world, Hanna brings his experiences to audiences across the nation in his Jack Hanna’s Into the Wild Live tour. “It’s for anybody from 3 years old to 100 years old,” he said. “I make it to where they learn something but have fun at the same time. I have six-minute segments from the over 400 shows I’ve done in the past 30 years. Then I’ll bring out three or four live animals, then I’ll show another video — of a baby bear we found in a cave with a mom or of a lady who raised a rhino by hand in east Africa, one of the only [hand-raised rhinos] in the world.” The animals rumored to be making an appearance in Santa Barbara include a kangaroo, mother-and-baby lemurs, a Siberian lynx, a porcupine, and an African serval cat (note: this list is subject to change). “The thing I’d like people to take away from our show is the fact that I’m not a doom-andgloom person,” Hanna explained. “My generation, the baby boomers, did more damage to the planet than any previous generation on earth, but these kids today are doing a tremendous job, and I want them to know that. Most of our shows this year are all sold out. People leave there being happy.”

— Michelle Drown


Jack Hanna’s Into the Wild Live is Sunday, November 3, at 2 p.m., at UCSB’s Campbell Hall. At 1 p.m., there will be balloons, face painting, and craft making for kids. $15 (general), $10 (child). For more information, call 93-3535 or visit

BY THE NUMBERS The year that Washington Irving’s “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” was published. Written while he was living in Birmingham, England, the short story is one of the author’s most anthologized and adapted pieces. SOURCE:

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Doin’ It for Themselves

Dos Pueblos, San Marcos, and Santa Barbara Girls’ Sports Teams Are Taking SoCal by Storm



by Rachel Zemanek

anta Barbara high schools have a wealth of athletic talent coupled with a long-standing reputation of winning. This year, the area girls’ teams are taking Southern California by storm. Three standouts are Dos Pueblos High girls’ golf, which stands undefeated 14-0 overall and 8-0 league; Santa Barbara High girls’ tennis, which is 11-3 overall and 8-0 league; and San Marcos High girls’ volleyball at 7-1 overall and 4-1 league.


The Santa Barbara High girls’ tennis team is at its prime with 35 consecutive Channel League championships. “It feels good,” said senior Karina Thornton,“just keeping the history going.” Although the Dons lost to Corona del Mar Saturday, October 19, (10-8) the play was strong. Thornton and Lexy Gulden played solid doubles with a 6-3 win but a 7-5 and 3-6 loss at the net. “We played them so closely,” said Gulden. “We were really evenly matched, and if things would have gone a few points the other way, we would have had it.” years after that,” said The Dons are losing five seniors at the Dunn. “They will carry end of this season, which leaves big shoes on the Channel League to fill for the four juniors stepping up. Championships so I’m “Having five seniors is good for this year,” not too worried about said head coach Greg Tebbe.“For next year, it’s not so good because you have to them.” replace them.” Carrying on the A first-year head coach and 1981 tradition, sophomore Meagan Caird shot six SBHS alumni, Tebbe thinks the momenover par 71 to clinch the tum will stay at a steady pace, but with Channel League chamcompetition like San Marcos and Dos pion title. Sophomore Pueblos, it will be difficult. Santa BarJamie Sharpe came in bara’s three high schools are tennis powfourth and moved on to erhouses — and in-town rivals. the CIF regional compe“Santa Barbara is a big tennis town,” SUPERSTAR SETTER: The Dons setter Lexi Rottman tition October 28. Sharpe said Tebbe. “When you come someplace (pictured, #20) helped her team take the lead in the shot 93 and Caird shot that has a successful history like [SBHS], Channel League in a game against DP. 98, with neither of them I think it helps you put a little more presadvancing. sure on yourself and maybe work a little With two seasons left, Caird is confident that she and the harder.” rest of the returning players can keep the success going. “We SBHS has two top-ranked singles players this year, juniors Mattea Kilstoft and Madison Hale. Kilstoft is currently have some really good players that can go really low,” said ranked 28 in California and nationally at 133; Hale is ranked Caird. “If someone has a bad round, we can still outscore 50 in California and 278 nationally. everyone else.” Having two ranked players on the team has been a huge The team has a family advantage, as Macy Broesamle’s father, Trevor Broesamle, owns Golf TEC, an indoor help for the Dons, especially with Southern California being golfing facility in town. He has helped the team and indithe toughest region of play, said Tebbe.“At the end of the day, viduals like Dunn improve their game, swing, and physical it’s still an amazing streak, and it’s hard to explain it all,” he strengths. Macy Broesamle said it’s good to “have that kind of said.“I’m kind of part of the streak, back as a player and now community.” as a coach. I’m a longtime leader.” With a strong team of sophomores and juniors, the 2014 GOLF GO-GETTERS season looks like it will bring another big win. “As a team, Another Santa Barbara longtime leader is the Dos Pueblos we have grown individually,” said junior Miraya Ramirez. High Chargers girls’ golf team. The Chargers have won 16 “Through school, we’re not just teammates; we’re all really straight Channels League Championships.“We’ve gotten a good friends.” lot of really good players over the years,” said head coach Rob Schiff. “We work really hard, take the game seriously, and VOLLEYBALL VICTORY Camaraderie is important in any sport where the team want to get better.” depends on each other to win. San Marcos girls’ volleyball is With a balanced team of three sophomores, six juniors, a perfect example of that. With the return of Emily Allen and two seniors, the Chargers aren’t worried about losing star after eight months of recovery from a torn ACL, the team is seniors like Leah Dunn. Dunn was the only senior playing on the second day of the Channel League Championships at pumped up and ready to take the rest of the season in stride. Soule Park in Ojai. “I know the girls will do well next year and The Royals played the Dons in a rival game where the two

FRIENDLY ADVERSARIES: The San Marcos Royals played the Santa Barbara Dons in a rival game recently where the two teams showed off their defense and offense strengths. Pictured above, the Dons get a pep talk from Coach John Gannon during their game against also-rivals Dos Pueblos Chargers.

showed off their defense and offense strengths. The Dons couldn’t stop the Royals’ hitting power as the Royals played double Allens — with both Emily and her sister Chloe Allen on the court.“It was really good to come back in a really heated completion game,” said Emily.“My teammates were always there for me, so that was really nice.” Next year is looking like a young team, as nine seniors will be graduating this year. Allen is excited for the challenge and leading the team next year as this season comes to a close. “You never know after an ACL injury what you’re gonna get back,” said head coach Erica Downing.“It’s partly physical and partly mental. I think the mental side, [Emily] was not prepared. She came back a little nervous. But the physical side, she was prepared. She took all the right steps to put her body back into shape.” Not only does Allen bring a strong playing advantage to the court by creating plays; she also brings consistency and calmness, said Downing.“Emily is a one-of-a-kind kid that you don’t find often. [Her return] was perfect timing,” she said. “We were kind of still trying out different lineups. Having her come back was huge for us.” With the Tournament of Champions coming up, the team is preparing to take on the rival competition.“We grind pretty hard,” said Downing.“The Tournament of Champions is always fun. It’s local, and you get the best competition. In the last few years, we’ve started to become more competitive. I think this year, we should be the most competitive we’ve been in a decade.” The Royals will play in the Tournament of Champions November 1-2 at Santa Barbara High. The last few years seem to have been the best of the best for all three of the teams. With great team dynamics and experienced coaching staffs, the Santa Barbara area is keeping the tradition of being champions. For more sports, including a weekly highlight schedule, see october 31, 2013



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PUB GRUB: The new Fitzpatrick’s Tavern will have Irish eyes smiling, and everyone else thirsty for Guinness.

Solvang Gets Its IRISH ON

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itzpatrick’s Tavern isn’t just the only Irish pub in Solvang; it’s the only farm-to-table Irish pub in America, says owner Patrick Hartmann, adding that it’s also the only place within at least thirty miles to get a perfectly poured pint of Guinness. As lively Irish folk music plays in the background, Hartmann explains that the perfect Guinness pint must conform to strict standards of execution. The required materials are a mix of nitrogen and CO₂ gases comingling in chilled lines between keg and tap, and a 20-ounce tulip pint glass. For demonstration purposes, I volunteer myself for a beer, and Hartmann obligingly fills it at the prescribed 45-degree angle until the foamy mass of bubbles reaches the top of the harp. He then sets the frothy pint down to rest for nearly two minutes. This, it turns out, is possibly the most important part of the Guinness pouring ritual: allowing the bubbles to settle,“to bring out the toastiness of the stout,” says Hartmann. This kind of precision can be found in every aspect of the Tavern, where attention to detail and efficiency come together to create an easygoing, unrushed atmosphere most restaurants take months to acquire. His servers sport iPad minis with which they send orders from the table straight to a printer in the kitchen. Even the menu items are precisely designed, like the Dubliner Burger, for which a local baker created a custom 100-gram bun to complement the 6-ounce patty, in order to achieve the ideal bun-to-meat ratio much sought after by hamburger aficionados. Similarly, the shepherd’s pie comes in a short, wide dish to ensure exactly one bite of fluffy potato topping

with every spoonful of rich, savory meat and vegetable filling. While these details are impressive, Hartmann’s passion is for his ingredients. He likes his beef grass-fed, alfalfa-finished, and dryaged; his produce organic and local; and his bangers free of nitrates, nitrites, antibiotics, and hormones. One might think that is a perfect recipe for overpriced pub-grub, but Hartmann says that the challenge he set for himself initially was to have top-quality ingredients and affordable, local-friendly prices. A few of the locals have already claimed their “regular” seats, so the plan appears to be working. Although you won’t find the tavern’s ivory walls plastered in shamrocks, nor the coppertopped bar festooned with Emerald Isle memorabilia, Hartmann has managed to create the genuine atmosphere of a friendly neighborhood pub. Just a few short weeks since opening, Fitzpatrick’s Tavern hums with local gossip, elderly couples bickering about who can claim the most Irish lineage, men catching up on the World Cup tournament over those perfectly poured pints, and old friends bumping into each other unexpectedly with loud and enthusiastic greetings. Handing a patron a Guinness, Patrick turns to me over his shoulder and says “This is why I started this place, right here.” The customer replies: “Best beer in the world.” We raise our glasses.


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unday, they say, is the day of rest. But “they” clearly does not include the good folks at Crazy Good Bread or Goodland Kitchen, who’ll be serving up some serious gastronomic good times come the weekend’s end. One will mark an opening, one an ending, but both will leave your taste buds crying more, more, more! Read on, and then make your plans. You can rest another day. GET BREADUCATED: To mark its

grand opening, the crazy good people at Crazy Good Bread will host a free open house this Sunday, November 3, at their new Carpinteria digs. It’s dubbed a Holiday Breaducation: A Collaboration of Culinary Ideas, and in it they will helpfully offer ideas vis-à-vis what to do with their delicious loaves. Because, you know, bread can be confusing! I jest, of course (see: toast), but the event promises to be a delight for the palate, showcasing several local cottage artisans in addition to a flight through the CGB repertoire. Sample sweet and savory dishes featuring CGB varietals that include the basics, as well as such stunners as fig masala, orange chocolate, chocolate black pepper, pumpkin spice pecan, and rosemary olive — combined with and alongside goodies from Georgia’s Smokehouse, Rock Rose Provisions, Sweet Lady Cook, Casitas Valley Creamery, and more, not to mention beer from Island Brewing Company and wines from Carr Winery. And it’s totally legit to log an excursion to this event in the Holiday Shopping column: They’ll have gift baskets available for ordering, so you can get a tasty jump on the madness. Proceeds benefit Girls Inc. of Carpinteria.

CGB is located at 4191 Carpinteria Avenue, #12, Carpinteria. The event takes place Sunday, November 3, noon - 3 p.m.


not forever, but this Sunday evening marks Goodland Kitchen’s last Sunday Supper of the Season. And whether or not you’ve made it to one already (although, if you haven’t, let me be clear: You are missing out — amazing food, and tons of it, is served familystyle, in a casual, al fresco setting among fabulous people), this Sunday’s menu is the perfect excuse to get out there, as clearly they’re out to wrap the season up with a bang. Appetizers will include shrimp with gremolata and toasted breadcrumbs; fried artichoke hearts and herb aioli; and parmesan-crusted lamb chops. But save room, because for the main, expect rigatoni with tomato sauce and pecorino/Romano cheese; pork shoulder roasted in milk with Ellwood Canyon Farm fennel; risotto with pumpkin and spinach; and braised green beans from Givens Farm. And for the finale (did I mention you should pace yourself?): almond torte with winepoached pears and espresso-vanilla custard. And if that doesn’t leave you happily ready to hibernate for the winter, I don’t know what will. Goodland Kitchen is located at 231 Magnolia Avenue, Old Town Goleta. The Sunday, November 3, dinner begins at 5:30 p.m. (and it’ll get dark by 6:45, so bring a sweater!). $45 per person; byob. Call 845-4300 for reservations.

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LOUIS & ROYCE: Louis (pronounced “Louie”) Lucas (left) and his partner Royce Lewellen overlook the Valley View Vineyard as it slopes toward the Santa Ynez River.



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The Liquid Legacy of Louis Lucas

Santa Barbara Wine Country Pioneer Is Driving Force Behind Lucas & Lewellen Winery


by Matt Kettmann

n 1970, when Louis Lucas left his table grape–growing family in California’s hot Central Valley to try his hand at wine grapes in comparably cool Santa Barbara County, the 28-year-old Notre Dame graduate found himself staring at a blank canvas. Years before, a UCDavis study determined that the Santa Maria and Santa Ynez valleys might be suitable as wine regions, but only one commercial vineyard existed at that point: the Nielson Vineyard, planted in 1964 by two other Central Valley table grape/raisin guys, Uriel Nielson and Bill DeMattei, who also happened to be Lucas’s little-league coach. With just a couple vintages from only one vineyard to examine, no one knew what grapes worked where.“When we first got here,” recalled Lucas last week, in the midst of his 42nd Santa Barbara harvest,“the question was, ‘What to grow?’” With only the needs of dominant Napa Valley wineries as guidance, Lucas (whose first name is pronounced “Louie”) and his brother George planted a patchwork of grape varieties on 800 acres near the Santa Maria River, named it the Tepusquet Vineyard in an ode to the old Spanish rancho once there, and waited to see what happened. “We discovered that chardonnay and riesling were outstanding,” said Lucas,“and the pinot noir was exceptionally good, too.” The fruit was then all shipped north to be turned into wine — or what passed for wine, at least, in that much of the pinot wound up in something called “Eye of the Swan,” a sweeter blush made by Sebastiani. Lamented Lucas, “That’s what we were doing with pinot in those days.” Lucas managed to turn important heads with Tepusquet’s white wines, including a young Jim Fiolek, who was the head of the Santa Barbara County Vintners’ Association until earlier this year. Back then, Fiolek was working at Brinks Vintage Shop in La Cumbre Plaza, where Lucas would sometimes shop for bottles from around the world. Fiolek distinctly recalls a 1975 Tepusquet Vineyard chardonnay produced by Napa’s renowned ZD Winery.“It was better than anything coming out of anywhere,” said Fiolek.“That was a huge turnaround for me.” For Fiolek and many others, Lucas — who also advised the founders

of Bien Nacido Vineyards and oversaw the original KendallJackson plantings — was one of the first to show off the region’s potential for serious wines. Said Fiolek, “He’s certainly one of the pioneers in Santa Barbara County.” Today, thanks to the dogged and determined experimentation of Lucas and other pioneers of the early 1970s, the Santa Maria Valley and Sta. Rita Hills at the western edge of the Santa Ynez Valley are both internationally renowned for pinot and chardonnay; and the rest of Santa Barbara wine country, from the hills of Los Alamos to the gorges of Happy Canyon, is excelling at most everything else, from syrah, grenache, and other Rhône varietals to Italian grapes like nebbiolo and sangiovese. That even includes Bordeaux varietals like cabernet sauvignon, the grape that initially caught Santa Barbara a bad rap for red wines because it couldn’t get ripe enough at Tepusquet and other cool-climate vineyards, resulting in overly herbaceous, vegetal wines. That, too, was Lucas’s fault.“I gained everyone the reputation we have for cab here,” said Lucas, who eventually lost the Tepusquet Vineyard (currently owned by Cambria Winery) but acquired other properties along the way. “Now I am trying to go the other way.” A critical turning point in that shift was in 1996 when Lucas teamed up with his longtime friend, his occasional attorney, and retired Superior Court judge, Royce Lewellen. “In the 1990s, there were a lot of Napa people coming down here to buy vineyards,” said Lewellen, who’d been supporting Santa Barbara wine country since it began. “I kept telling Louis not to sell to those alligators.” Instead, Lewellen partnered with Lucas to form Lucas & Lewellen Vineyards, which today farms about 400 acres in three distinct regions: the Goodchild, High , and Old Adobe vineyards on Foxen Canyon Road in the Santa Maria Valley; the Los Alamos Vineyard, easily visible alongside Highway  just south of Los Alamos; and the Valley View Vineyard, in the heart of the Santa Ynez Valley on a prominent hillside overlooking the river, just east of Solvang. But the partnership wasn’t just about growing grapes: The first vintage of Lucas & Lewellen wine was released in 1999,


which meant that, after more than a quarFOOD ter century of just growing the grapes, SEE P. 65 Louis Lucas was suddenly in the winemaking business, too. Did that impact his vineyard work? “Yes!” replied Lucas with no hesitation.“I really get a chance to see how each parcel of our vineyard does. I can make adjustments on the vines to make our wine that much better.” That ground-to-glass ethos is a common refrain in the wine business these days, though usually its winemakers eventually grow closer to the vines, not the other way around. But Lucas’s grower-first, vintner-second pedigree is also what makes a visit to Lucas & Lewellen’s tasting room in Solvang such an eclectic treat: His constant quest to keep answering what grows best where means that they grow and produce more than two dozen different grape varieties, including a number of Italian wines that are served under the Toccata label, whose tasting room is just down the street. Altogether, the winery uses just more than half of the fruit that it grows to produce more than 30,000 cases a year under its three labels: Lucas & Lewellen, Toccata, and Queen of Hearts, a bargain brand. Some of the remaining fruit is sold to other California wineries, but Lucas & Lewellen’s facility at the end of Easy Street in Buellton also handles a good deal more of it, processing it to be sold to “bona fide wineries” around North America, with clients in Ohio, Texas, Arizona, cont'd >>>




Wandering Dog Wine Bar hosts blind tastings every Thursday from 4 to 7 p.m., but the team is throwing an extra special affair on November 9, when “director di vino” C.T. Williams pairs three ports with gourmet cheese and chocolate truffles for $20 a person (or $10 if you buy a bottle of port). Visit them at 1539-C Mission Drive in Solvang, call 686-9126 or see

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FIRESTONE WINEMAKER DINNER: Another regionally pioneering property, Firestone Vineyard is hosting its harvest dinner on Saturday, November 2, 5-8 p.m., with food from Chef Leonardo Curti of Trattoria Grappolo and winemaker Paul Warson on hand to pair wines accordingly. Tickets are $115. Call 688-3940, email, or see TERCERO @ BALLARD INN: Larry Schaffer’s

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Colorado, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Canada, where it gets delivered as a block of frozen, alcohol-free grape juice. “I don’t like the four-letter word ‘bulk,’” said Lucas, who sends the shipments in 275-gallon plastic bags housed in a cardboard frame.“We’re selling specialty wines.” That also includes a line of wine for Mission Santa Barbara (sold in the gift shop) and occasional celebrity brands, like the current pinot noir for Jane Seymour. In charge of the winery is Cal Poly–trained soil scientist Megan McGrath Gates, who briefly apprenticed under the project’s first winemaker, Dan Gehrs, but took over as top dog seven years ago. She shares an enthusiastic, exploratory spirit with Lucas, and the two can finish each other’s sentences.“You give into the process and let the grapes guide you,” said Gates, to which

Lucas added,“Let them be what they want to be.” And like Lucas, she smiles at the challenge of so many varietals.“It’s like climbing a mountain,” she explained.“One step after another, and you don’t look back.” That’s pretty much how Lucas has done it since 1970, and the key for Lucas & Lewellen Vineyards will be to keep that energy alive.“Louis is the driving force behind our business,” said Mike Lewellen, Royce’s son who began managing the operation almost five years ago, after 16 years at Territory Ahead in Santa Barbara. “His experience and background leads us to what we do.”


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t home in the Santa Ynez Valley, Felipe Hernandez is a stout, handsome, happy man in a broad white cowboy hat, sun-blanched blue jeans, and a faded workshirt whose buttons struggle valiantly to hold his rounded belly in abeyance. Three thousand miles away, at  Park Avenue in the heart of New York City, the Manhattan Racquet & Tennis Club’s members comprise the tippity-top of the East Coast’s cork-sniffing social register. Were Hernandez to stroll into the joint, the staring power-lunchers would — in between their delicately aerated sips of his celebrated Feliz Noche wines that appear on the menu — surely summon security with snapped fingers. Our rambling and eccentric Santa Ynez Valley has thus infiltrated Old New York’s cuff-link crowd like a Trojan horse; or Trojan emu, as it were. Hernandez, a former fugitive, has done well. “I cannot have a better feeling than what I have,” he says of his life.“I can tell you this much.” In 1972, the “Me Decade” was just getting underway and so was Felipe Hernandez. He left the sun-baked little village of Casablanca in distant Jalisco, Mexico, and began a furtive, 1,700-mile journey northward to the unknown. He was all of 16.“When I left, I was just a kid,” he said. “I’d never been out of my house, my village, in my whole life.” Dehydrated, exhausted, and starved, Hernandez and his cousin reached the lightly defended border after many days of travel on foot and otherwise. They waited ’til evening, gathered their courage, and crossed. Thus, historically, are empires born. Some days later, Hernandez arrived in Santa Ynez. He’s never left. He began as a field worker, planting grapes. In short order, he began to absorb more than the requisite knowledge of a field hand and found, to his surprise, he had an aptitude for the celebrated berry. By 1977, his talents had become manifest and he was given several parcels to manage. That year was a watershed. With the laudable blessing of his bosses, Hernandez enthusiastically began to experiment with winemaking. Many false starts and large dumps of palate-punishing juice later, he produced a drinkable zinfandel that stunned the locals. Fueled by the fulsome praise of his friends and neighbors, he took off like a bottle rocket. Today, Hernandez is an adored, near-legendary vintner in Santa Ynez, his story another star on the


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riginating in Columbia nearly 30 years ago, ciclovías, or “bike ways,” has become something of an international movement. The events, which now take place around the world, call for the temporary closing down of streets and open up a public space for community members to be active and educated about public health. This weekend, Santa Barbara hosts its first-ever Open Streets ¡Calles Vivas! event, co-organized and coordinated by the Coalition for Sustainable Transporta-

tion (COAST). All day Saturday, November 2, community members and visitors are invited to take over the Funk Zone and participate in a handful of activities that include yoga and pilates, arts and crafts, street and stage music performances, a fashion show, healthy eating classes, and much more. S.B. Open Streets is free and will be held from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. at Cabrillo Boulevard and Mason Street. For more information, visit — RC


For now, they’ll hit the road in support of Orb Weaver. The tour stops at Muddy Waters Café on Tuesday, November 5, at 8 p.m. The Kinds and Mimicking Birds start the night off at 8 p.m. Call 966-9328 for info. — Rachel Cabakoff


This week, pop music phenomenon (and Santa Barbara native) Katy Perry released Prism, her highly anticipated and highly upbeat follow-up to last year’s Teenage Dream. Clocking in at just under 50 minutes, the 16-song album presents a slightly new side of the bubble-pop princess; layers of her past and present are peeled back and revealed on somber numbers like “By The Grace of God,” “Choose Your Battles,” and “Ghost.” We get hits of references to her recent divorce from actor/comedian Russell Brand, as well as her current beau, John Mayer. But don’t fear: No one’s taken the party out of this girl just yet. On “This Is How We Do,” Perry breaks it down S.B.-style with references to grubbing tacos at Super Rica and dancing at the Wildcat. Sure, there are cuts that register as just plain annoying (see: “Legendary Lovers” and the Juicy J duet “Dark Horse”), but the gems (like “International Smile,” “Birthday,” and newly minted hit single “Roar”) are solid guilty-pleasure tracks that only get better the louder you crank ’em and the harder you sing. — RC

They’ve brought us the ADaPT Festival and the Affinity Project, drawn artists from around the world to Santa Barbara, and pushed the edge of performing arts in this community. Continuing in the tradition of global and cross-genre artistic collaborations, ArtBark International presents Minty this Sunday, November 3. Here in town, the action takes place at Yoga Soup, where six dance and physical-theater groups will present fresh work. Yet part of the fun of Minty is the fact that the program isn’t limited to Santa Barbara; other companies will be performing on the same day in New York and in Celje, Slovenia. Not everyone can coordinate a show in three cities across the globe simultaneously, but for organizers Misa and Stephen Kelly, this kind of cross-cultural collaboration has become second nature. The couple specializes in drawing artists from around the world together for informal performances in intimate settings, and Minty is no exception. Santa Barbara audiences will be treated to a behind-the-scenes look at Southern California–based performing arts companies including BodySensate, Hidden Entropy Movement Project, and Nicole McKenzie Improv Group. Meanwhile, in Slovenia, ArtBark collaborator Mojca Majcen will present work she’s been developing in collaboration with Santa Barbara and New York artists thanks to Skype, YouTube, and email. Participants in New York have employed the same technologies to work with Santa Barbara artists on the material they’ll be showing. “We are actively building a network that provides artistic stimulation across borders,” Misa Kelly explained. “This cross-pollination induces creative growth, fosters creative excellence, and nurtures respect and tolerance for different perspectives.” Minty isn’t an endpoint; it’s a chance to witness works in progress. Eventually, many of the pieces shown this weekend will be developed into larger projects in their respective communities; there are plans for an evening-length ArtBark production to premiere in Slovenia in 2015 before touring to the east and west coasts of the United States. ArtBark presents Minty at Yoga Soup ( Parker Wy.) on Sunday, November 3, at 2 p.m. Admission is free, with donations accepted. To learn more, visit or email weloveartbark@gmail .com. — Elizabeth Schwyzer


THE PARSON RED HEADS BRING NEW ALBUM TO MUDDY WATERS n their nine years together, The Parson Red Heads have migrated from the Pacific Northwest to Southern California, fought their way through the Los Angeles music scene, and returned home to Portland to make a fresh start. Earlier this month, the Red Heads released their third full-length, Orb Weaver, which finds the bandmates honing their sound and finding a balance between enjoying life and making music. Unlike their calming, quiet, and more-controlled back catalog, Orb Weaver is marked by a louder, rocking take on the Red Heads’ sweet folksy sound. In discussing its making, frontman Evan Way points to more improvisation as a guiding force. There’s also a looming psychedelic-rock influence, no doubt inspired by the band’s live show. “We try to do the best we can to represent where we’re at as a band at the time and make something that is pretty honest,” said Evan. “We just wanted to make a record that was a little more vibrant and dynamic than maybe what we’ve done recently; we wanted it to have higher peaks.” While living in L.A., the Red Heads played a handful of shows, toured, and made music, at one point even ballooning to a 15-piece


NORTHERN EXPOSURE: Portland folkies The Parson Red Heads are (from left) Brette Marie Way, Evan Way, Charlie Hester, and Sam Fowles. The band plays Muddy Waters Café on November 5.

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FAR IS BEAUTIFUL John Divola’s Distances


t 50 inches high by 119 inches wide, the color photograph “As Far as I Could Get,  Seconds, 12_15_2010, 3:29 pm to 3:42 pm PST” is big and even more packed with detail than its full title, which goes on to include geographical coordinates for the site where it was taken in Twentynine Palms. The silvery green leaves of a colossal stand of tamarisk trees spread abundantly from its center toward the edges of the frame, a riot of vegetation captured in stunning high resolution.Yet the title inevitably steers one’s attention away from the trees and toward the small figure of a man running at what appears to be full speed through a small opening between them. This is John Divola, and he’s right where he said he would be — 10 seconds of sprinting away from his own camera lens. “As Far as I Could Get” has to be one of the strangest and most memorable selfies ever taken. For John Divola, the length of a Myspace arm was clearly not far enough. This self-portrait of a man scrambling hard to get out of his own space — and not making it — is emblematic of a career dedicated to the proposition that “the beauty of photography is distance.” It’s appropriate, then, that “As Far as I Could Get” is also the title of a big new multi-museum show of Divola’s work concurrently on view at the Santa Barbara Museum of Art, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, and the Pomona College Museum of Art. Divola is one of L.A.’s most underrated artists, and the only obstacle to this trio of shows being considered a major retrospective is the 64-year-old artist’s discomfort with the term retrospective. Active in photography since the early 1970s, Divola has certainly earned the right to put off career closure by creating some of his most powerful works, including “As Far As I Could Get,” in this decade. If this haunting image of the artist in flight were all Divola had ever done, he would still deserve a place alongside both the Conceptualists who were his Los Angeles contemporaries in the 1970s and the nature photographers who are his precursors in the longer tradition of California photography. But Divola is as far as he can get from being a one-hit wonder, and as anyone who visits any of these three shows will discover, that running man in the middle distance has done much more with the camera than try to get away from it. By looking at his whole career up to now, as these three exhibitions and an excellent publication supervised by SBMA’s curator of photography Karen Sinsheimer invite us to do, we are in a great position to reevaluate not only his place in the pantheon of California artists, but also the emergent phenom-



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incorporating the artist’s hand in such a deliberately unpolished way within an image that’s also clearly a document of a specific time and place, Divola initiated his lifelong project of bringing abjection and anarchy within the perimeter of fine art. In other series, Divola demonstrates his fascination and his facility with the forms of unreality from different perspectives. In Artificial Nature, from 2002, he photographs Hollywood sets in such a way as to magnify their narrative implications. Something’s happening here, one senses, but what? In an untitled series from 1990, clouds of powder command the foreground, leaving only tantalizing glimpses of the landscapes beyond them. Divola may not be throwing dust in our eyes with these images, but he’s thinking about it. Perhaps the most successful, and unquestionably the most dramatic, images Divola has captured were taken in some abandoned houses in Malibu circa 1977-1978. The project dubbed Zuma brings all the advantages of color to bear on the subject matter of the previous series but adds in the crucial element of water, specifically views of the ocean at sunset as seen through the mostly broken windows of the structures. Employing flash to raise these decrepit interiors to equal status with the conventionally gorgeous views they command, Divola reinvents the Romantic trope of the open window. Carefully balanced, the Zuma pictures are full of nuance and as lyrical and picturesque in their way as any color photos taken in America at the time. The radiant colors of Pacific Ocean sunsets must compete with or complement the streaming spray-paint signatures that say,“Divola was here.” Surprisingly, the magnificent Zuma pictures are not the only climaxes in Divola’s long love affair with wasted spaces. Two recent series, Dark Star from 2008 and Theodore Street Project from 2013, find the artist again exploring abandoned buildings with both camera and paint in hand. It can be hard to suppress the thought that he shouldn’t be able to get away with it. How does someone sustain such a simple premise so effectively? In other words, what allows John Divola to keep shooting abandoned buildings for four decades without losing his edge? Yet upon entering the large gallery at the Santa Barbara Museum of Art RUN, FORREST: The image at top, John Divola’s photograph “As Far As where the Theodore Street images are hung, I Could Get, 10 Seconds, 12_15_2010, 3:29 PM to 3:42 PM PST, 34.166301,there’s a familiar and undeniable rush of 116.033714,” is a massive pigment print from 2010, and a kind of selfexcitement. These stunning odes to decay portrait. The image directly above is “Zuma #25” from his 1977 series and impermanence nevertheless satisfy depicting ocean views from abandoned Malibu properties. one’s deepest cravings for color and form in a way that is unmistakable and seemingly enon of “Pacific Rim existentialism” of which Divola is uniquely eternal. Like the running man in his elliptical self-portraits, or the wonderful running dogs of his series Dogs Chasing My Car in representative. The Divola trail begins in the ’70s with two powerful series of the Desert, John Divola’s photographs go all out, and the distance photos in black and white, “Vandalism” and “LAX/Noise Abate- they cover is beautiful. ment Zone.” These stark images depict the chaotic state of some abandoned houses in Southern California, and in “Vandalism,” John Divola: As Far As I Could Get Divola adds something crucial to the documentation of urban is on view at the Pomona College decay by introducing marks made on the interior by the artist Museum of Art through December 22; prior to taking the picture. Armed with a camera, a flash, and the Santa Barbara Museum of Art through spray paint, Divola succeeded in lending to these anonymous January 12, 2014; and the Los Angeles County spaces a visual interest that’s half formalist and half punk rock. His Museum of Art through February 2, 2014. For empty corners dotted with paint evoke the twinned misery and more information, visit excitement of playing somewhere you’re not supposed to be. By

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String Triple MOZART Divertimento No. 2, K.125b (137) in B Major (1722) RUTTER Suite for Strings (20th Century) SCHUBERT String Quartet in D minor, D. 810 (1824) “Death and the Maiden” (arr. by Gustav Mahler)

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hat’s the difference between a puppet and an actor? Mark Down, artistic director of the London-based Blind Summit Theatre, has spent many years working with both, and he has made some insightful discoveries along the way. “A puppet is instantly appealing, almost in the opposite way of an actor,” he said. “In the best situations, an actor onstage grows on you as you get to know them. With a puppet, it’s immediate candy, but the interest passes. “One of the things we have found is the more the puppet says, ‘I’m just a puppet — none of this is real,’ the more interesting things become. Audiences grow more and more attached to him the more he protests that they shouldn’t. It’s a sort of paradox.” HELPING HANDS: Blind Summit’s The Table is a So prepare to grow unnaturally attached Bunraku-style puppet show starring a cantankerous to Moses, the Blind Summit creation who cardboard-headed character named Moses in a story will make his West Coast debut on Wednesinspired by Beckett, the Bible … and IKEA. day, November 6, in UCSB’s Campbell Hall. He is the focus of the critically acclaimed one-puppet show The Table, which will be presented by work it up into a bigger piece, we thought we’d better work out how Beckett did what he did.” UCSB Arts & Lectures for three nights next week. Moses is “one part British stand-up comic, and one part And what did they learn? “It gets more and more Beckettian hero,” in the words of Chicago Tribune theater mystifying the closer you look! The key for us was critic Chris Jones, who loved the show. If neither of those discovering the musical routines that underpin his writing. aspects sounds particularly child-friendly, it’s for good You can almost see it as vaudeville routines with misfiring reason: This is puppet theater for adults. punch lines.” The show has continued to evolve since those highly “He explains how he works and gets more and more entangled in a puppet existential crisis,” explains Down, successful Fringe Fest performances in 2011.“We get drawn who provides Moses’s voice and manipulates his head. Two into new improvisations based on how the audience is additional puppeteers manipulate his feet and body; all are reacting,” Down explained.“If we like them more than the fully visible, in the traditional Bunraku style. other stuff, we’ll keep it in. Whether we’re making it better But if the style is traditional Japanese, the content is or chasing our tails, I don’t know.” something much more modern — or, perhaps, post-modDown and Barnes founded Blind Summit Theatre in ern. Moses is a puppet who possesses self-knowledge and 1997. A medical school graduate who decided he’d rather poses unanswerable questions. As Jones aptly observed, he spend his life on stage than in a hospital, Down met Barnes would feel right at home in a Samuel Beckett play. in a workshop, where Barnes was experimenting with And why not? How better to embody the fleeting nature telling an old Chinese man’s life story through the use of of existence than through an object who only springs to a life-size puppet. “We hit it off very quickly,” Down said, “but the life sporadically, at the mercy of forces he cannot control? “Beckett was quite keen on puppets — a fact we company developed very slowly. We figured it out together. stumbled upon later,” Down said. “[In his plays] there is There was hardly any puppetry for adults in London at constant talk about being and embodiment: Where am I, the time. We’d see a puppet show once a year, when one came to London from Poland or somewhere. We’d think, what am I, who am I?” Yet the Waiting for Godot author was far from the ‘We must be better than that,’ and then put something creators’ minds when they embarked on this project together that was much, much worse. But very gradually, several years ago. Down and Nick Barnes, the company’s it came together.” cofounder, originally created Moses for use in their puppet In the process, they found another difference between adaptation of George Orwell’s . actors and puppets. “He turned out to be too cute, so we didn’t use him,” “One of the things we discovered is that a puppet can Down recalled.“Three or four months later, we got a com- pause, and then break a pause, in a way actors can only mission from the Jewish Community Center to make a dream of,” he noted. “We stumbled across that. When a piece for the Passover Seder, so we got this puppet out puppet stops, it really stops.” again and spent a week in a room [working with it]. “We discovered that a puppet standing on a table and talking about being on a table has an amazing Waiting for Godot quality. From there, it grew and grew. It began as a UCSB Arts & Lectures presents loose pastiche of Pinter and Beckett. We didn’t read Beckett Blind Summit Theatre’s The until about a year later! We tend to do the research second. Table at UCSB Campbell Hall “We did about 15 minutes and put it aside for a year. on November 6, 7, and 8. All shows are at Then we got the opportunity to go to [the] Edinburgh 8 p.m. Call 893-3535 or visit artsand [Festival Fringe], and we decided to develop it further. At for tickets and info. first, the Beckett was just a brush-on, but when we tried to

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A recital of music and text, interpreted from the celebrated book Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince) by Antoine de Saint-Exupery. This west coast premiere of The Little Prince produced by Les Forgerons du Reve was previously performed in Geneva and Belgrade in 2012, and in New York City at the Alliance Francaise (FIAF) in 2013.

English language reading performed by Pamela Dillman Haskell

Saturday, November 2 at 8:00pm

French language reading performed by Ariane Le Roux

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Holiday Show China Forbes is back!

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The Santa Barbara High School Theatre Department presents Chicago November 1-2 and 7-9 at 7 p.m. and November 10 at 2 p.m. All performances take place at the SBHS Theatre (700 E. Anapamu St.). Call 979-3667 for tickets and info.

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n a Monday in October at 4:30 in the afternoon, the theater at Santa Barbara High School buzzes with half a dozen different constructive activities. And I do mean buzzes — and constructive — as one of the most noticeable things happening onstage is a young man welding. Not 20 feet from where this safetyhooded figure solders pieces of metal, a dance rehearsal with choreographer Christina McCarthy goes on. As the dancers in their sweats practice a combination, the giant tabloid newsPYRAMID SCHEME: Camille Umoff papers with headlines (center) as Velma Kelly with Drew Janssen about murder and (left), Malcolm McCarthy (bottom), Nolan scandal sit suspended McCarthy (right), and Ciara Tolliver (top) overhead; suddenly, star in the SBHS production of Chicago. things start to make sense. We’re in Chicago — not the Windy City, but the Broadway show, which plays at Santa Barbara High School Theatre November 1-10. And we’re not through with the tour, because set designer Ingrid Holden has just walked up with a pair of ink- and blood-stained dresses — original costumes designed for this production by Lise Lange. Otto Layman, performing-arts chair at SBHS and the director behind Chicago, explains the concept. “These are based on Kafka’s story ‘In the Penal Colony.’ Like the prisoners in the story, who are tattooed to death with descriptions of their crimes, our prisoners are going to be wearing costumes covered in writing and newsprint. Their crimes are written on their costumes,” he says. It’s a bold approach and a total departure from the standard, which is of course the iconic black fishnets and red lipstick associated with the show’s original choreographer Bob Fosse. And that’s Layman’s intention. He says this Chicago will not be “a Fosse knockoff or a movie homage,” referring to the 2002 film adaptation starring Renée Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones, which won six Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Under Layman, the Santa Barbara High theater program has become one of the most productive performing arts organizations in the city, with an average of four shows a year, including both serious straight plays like God of Carnage and The Glass Menagerie, the studentprogrammed Music of the Night, and two fully-staged musicals per year.“I don’t mind raising the money as long as I have the kids,” Layman explains, adding, “because I love the form of the musical.” The cast and crew typically spend eight weeks preparing the fall show and 10 on the show in the spring. It’s a massive effort that makes huge demands on virtually every member of the team, but then there’s always the cast party to look forward to, and then the excitement of casting for the next production.

Tickets start at $35 An Arlington facility fee will be added to each ticket price

Influenced by sultry Latin music, swinging jazz, cabaret, cinema scores and more, the fabulously eclectic ensemble will intoxicate you with its polished and glamorous international sound. Supported in part by Patricia Gregory, for the Baker Foundation

Rick Steves

Lessons from a Lifetime of Travel MON, DEC 9 / 8 PM / GRANADA THEATRE (805) 893-3535 Tickets start at $20 A Granada facility fee will be added to each ticket price

Rick Steves’ Europe – the most-watched travel series on public television – and his weekly radio show have become synonymous with fun, engaging, world-broadening travel. Known for his affable humor, the popular host and best-selling author of more than 50 European travel guidebooks shares what he’s learned in 40 years of travel.

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Santa Barbara Guitar Bar Sets a New Standard PETER VANDENBELT

by Aly Comingore


f you’re in the market for a guitar shop, you pretty much have two choices. Option one is big, sterile, and tends to reference words like “Center” or “Depot” in the signage. Option two is small,“boutique-y,” and more often than not comes with a built-in intimidation factor. Now, enter Santa Barbara Guitar Bar. Envisioned and realized by S.B. native and longtime gear slinger Jamie Faletti, it’s the latest addition to the much-hyped Anacapa Project, the Funk Zone complex which is also the home of The Lark, Figueroa Mountain Brewing Company, and Les Marchands. Just two months in, the Guitar Bar is already living up to its snazzy new neighbors and boasting one of the most beautiful, artfully designed, and welcoming setups this side of State Street. “Most music stores are not particularly inviting,” said Faletti, speaking last week from the slick white chairs that sit at the center of the Guitar Bar’s showroom. “They tend to have a ton of low-end and just a bit of high-end stuff. I wanted to flip that over.” As such, the Bar is boasting a veritable treasure trove of musical goodies. Above the checkout, shredders and future shredders can ogle — and test-drive! — all sorts of limited-edition electrics. There’s also a full wall devoted to showcasing bright and shiny new Taylor acoustics. And starter guitars start at a super reasonable $145. “If you’re a beginning guitar player, I can set you up with something great, but I’m not going to bombard you with 500 choices for a $200 guitar,” said Faletti. On the other end of the spectrum, the owner and manager points to a signed Ibanez Jem VaiK DNA edition, which retails for $15,000 and includes a psychedelic-swirl paint job made (at least partly) of guitarist and designer Steve Vai’s own blood. “You would have to be a total guitar nerd to want that thing,” Faletti laughed. “It’s ridiculous.” Still, the Guitar Bar’s inventory is only a fraction of the story. At the heart of the building and its conception is Faletti, a Santa Barbara lifer who has spent more than two decades working in and managing music shops.“I started at Fancy Music on State Street when I was 18 or 19 years old, and I’ve worked at a bunch of stores since then,” he said, “And here I am, 25 years later.” His vision for the Guitar Bar, he explains, has a lot to do with taking the pretension out of the shopping experience. “A lot of stores, you go in, and there’s this weird club mentality. If you’re not one of the locals in that store, you kind

WELCOME TO SHREDSVILLE: Owner Jamie Faletti sits atop the stage at Santa Barbara Guitar Bar. The new music shop opened its doors in the Funk Zone in September as part of the Anacapa Project. of feel like you’re getting sized up,” he said.“My thought is, everyone who comes in here, whether they’re an 85-yearold woman or a five-year-old boy, we want to treat you with respect and show you the stuff you’re interested in, but most importantly, we want you to have fun.” And on the aesthetic level, fun is clearly priority one. Step inside the Guitar Bar, and you can’t help but stare agape. Rather than a checkout register, there’s a stainless steel “bar” for customers to sit at and interact with employees over. At the center of the space sit two midcentury chairs, a couch, and a coffee table, replete with reading material for those waiting in the wings. The store’s Yanonali Street side even boasts a stage for folks who want to test their new axes out in the spotlight. There are three beautifully framed rooms, where Faletti is offering private vocal and guitar lessons, as well as two “super soundproof” spaces for customers who want to crank things to 11. “You can go in there, plug into an amp, and just wail and no one out here would know,” he laughed. In the coming months, the Guitar Bar will also roll out a “give back” program through which they’ll donate a kid’s starter guitar for every high-end guitar sold. “By far, my favorite type of sale that I’ve ever done is a kid’s first guitar. One time I even let a kid trade in his video game,” said Faletti, recalling a young boy who approached him with $40, an Xbox, and a desperate plea. “That he was that into it, I just wanted to get the thing into his hands.” According to Faletti, the program will kick off at the start of 2014. ’Til then, the Guitar Bar owner and his growing clientele are keeping busy getting comfortable. “The neighbors are awesome. It’s a big lovefest down here,” said Faletti of his new digs. “It’s unlike anything in my life, other than my kids. It’s the closest to what I completely wished for. Every way I look I think, ‘Ah! That’s exactly what I imagined!’” And the customers? They’re loving the space, too. “We’ve had some impromptu jams break out in the middle of the room already,” said Faletti. “That’s the point, though. If you’re a musician, you should want to hang out here.” october 31, 2013




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art exhibits MUSEUMS Art, Design & Architecture Museum – Freedom Now!, Year of Rebellion by Joe Melchione, Art and Its Discontents, and Ambiguous Histories: Selected Works from the Exit Art Portfolios, through Dec. ; Fran Siegel: Translocation and Overlay, through Apr. , .  University Rd., -. Casa de la Guerra – Secrets of Gaviota by Shaw Leonard, through Nov. .  E. De la Guerra St., -. Casa Dolores – Multiple permanent installations featuring Mexican folk art.  Bath St., -. Karpeles Manuscript Library and Museum – Mark Twain Exhibit, through Dec. . Multiple permanent installations.  W. Anapamu St., -. Lompoc Museum – American Needle DAZZLING: “Zebra Drinking” by Nancy D. Hall will Arts Pre -: History Through The Eye be on display at Cypress Gallery as part of her of a Needle, Nov.  - Jan. . Multiple exhibit Photography: A Moment in Time. permanent installations.  S. H St., Lompoc, -. GALLERIES Museum of Contemporary Art Santa Artamo Gallery – New Style Collage, Barbara – Limuw: An Ode to the Sea, through Nov. .  W. Anapamu St., through Nov. ; Bloom Projects: Ro Snell, All -. That Is Left, through Dec. ; Call for Entries Architectural Foundation Gallery – : Julia Hickey, M. Helsenrott Hochhauser, A Walk Through Urban America by Santi Katy McCarthy, Marco Pinter, and Christopher Visalli, through Nov. .  E. Victoria St., Ulivo, through Dec. .  Paseo Nuevo, -. -. Atkinson Gallery – Small Images, through Rancho La Patera/Stow House – Nov. . SBCC West Campus,  Cliff Dr., Multiple permanent exhibits hosted by the Bldg. , Rm. , -. Goleta Valley Historical Society.  N. Los Cancer Ctr. of S.B. – Art Heals, a permaCarneros Rd., Goleta, -. nent exhibit.  Pueblo St., -. S.B. Historical Museum – The Story of Channing Peake Gallery – Beyond Santa Barbara, permanent exhibition. Free Cubism: The Anne and Walon Green Coladmission.  E. De la Guerra St., -. lection, through Jan. , . S.B. County S.B. Maritime Museum – Photography Administration Bldg.,  E. Anapamu St., by Jack London, through Dec. ; Lost Surf -. Art Posters of Santa Barbara by Rick Sharp, Corridan Gallery – Fur, Feathers & Fins, through April .  Harbor Wy., #, through Dec. .  N. Milpas St., -. -. Cypress Gallery – Nancy D. Hall: PhotogS.B. Museum of Art – Totally s: Gifts raphy: A Moment In Time, Nov. -.  E. to the Permanent Collection, through Cypress Ave., Lompoc, -. Jan. , ; John Divola: As Far as I Could Divine Inspiration Gallery of Fine Art – Get, through Jan. , ; Delacroix and the A Time of Reflection, Nov.  - Dec. .  Matter of Finish, through Jan. , ; Degas State St., -. to Chagall: Important Loans from The Armand Gallery  – Harvest of Art, through Nov. ; Hammer Foundation and the Collection Step Up For Pastels  by members of the of Michael Armand Hammer and Martin Pastel Society of the Gold Coast, Nov. -. Kersels’s Charm series, ongoing exhibitions.  State St. #, -.  State St., -. Gallery  – Rock Paper Candy by Maria Ty Warner Sea Ctr. – Multiple permanent Rendón, through Nov. . UCSB Arts Bldg., installations.  Stearns Wharf, -. -. Wildling Museum – Works by artists of the Gallery Los Olivos – Fruit, Flowers and Santa Ynez Valley Artists’ Studio Tour, through Vessels by Patti Robbins, through Oct. . Nov. ; The Santa Ynez River and Watershed as Lyrical Duet by Larry Rankin and Erin Seen by The Oak Group, through Jan. , . Williams, Nov. -.  Grand Ave., Los  B Mission Dr., Solvang, -. Olivos, -. Hospice of S.B. – Coast, Light, Dawn & Dusk: Six Months by the Sea by Kit Boise-

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OCT. 31 – NOV. 7 Cossart; permanent installations by painter Mary Heebner.  Alameda Padre Serra, Ste. , -. Kim Kieler Gallery– I Am a Simple Woman by Mai Anh, Nov. -.  N. Calle Cesar Chavez, Door #, -. Hotel Indigo – Limuw: An Ode to the Sea, through Jan. , .  State St., -. Marcia Burtt Studio – Marcia Burtt solo exhibition, through Nov. .  Laguna St., -. S.B. Tennis Club – Captured, through Nov. .  Foothill Rd., -. Santa Maria Country Club – Artwork for the Animals by Margie Bowker, through Dec. .  W. Waller Ln., Santa Maria, -. Sullivan Goss, An American Gallery – Nicole Strasburg: New Terrain, through Dec. ; Tonalism Now, Tonalism Then, through Dec. .  E. Anapamu St., -. Trowbridge Gallery – Landscape paintings by Richard Schloss, through November.  E. Ojai Ave., Ste. , Ojai, -.

LIVE MUSIC CLASSICAL First Presbyterian Church –   E. Constance Ave., -. FRI: Choral Festival (: and pm) Trinity Episcopal Church –  State St., -. SUN: Vivacious Viola & Piano Concert (:pm)

POP, ROCK & JAZZ Adama –  Chapala St., -. THU: Greg Harrison (pm) Brewhouse –  W. Montecito St., -. THU /: The BooHouse Halloween Party (:) FRI-SAT, WED: Live Music (pm) Campbell Hall –  Mesa Rd., UCSB, -. TUE: Buddy Guy (-pm) Cold Spring Tavern –  Stagecoach Rd., -. FRI: Adam Phillips Band (-pm) SAT: John Lyle (-pm); The Kinds (-pm) SUN: Tom Ball and Kenny Sultan (:pm); Lowdown Dudes (:-:pm) The Creekside –  Hollister Ave., -. MON: Karaoke with Dyno (pm) WED: Country Night (pm) Dargan’s –  E. Ortega St., -. THU: Dannsair (:pm) SAT: Traditional Irish Music (:pm) TUE: Karaoke (pm) Endless Summer Bar/Café –  Harbor Wy., -. FRI: Acoustic guitar and vocals (:pm) EOS Lounge –  Anacapa St., -. THU: Huge Thursday with Mackie and Bix King FRI: Live Music (-pm); DNA Presents SAT: DJ Calvin and Kohjay WED: Salsa Night Indochine –  State St., -. TUE: Indie Night (pm) WED: Karaoke (:pm) The James Joyce –  State St., -. THU: Alastair Greene Band (pm) FRI: Kinsella Brothers Band (pm) SAT: Ulysses (:-:pm) SUN, MON: Karaoke (pm) TUE: Ben Markham and Brian Cole WED: Open Mike Night Jill’s Place –  Santa Barbara St., -. FRI, SAT: Piano Bar with Al Reese (:pm) Marquee –  State St., -. THU: Thursday Jazz Night (pm) WED: Open Mike Night (pm) Moby Dick Restaurant –  Stearns Wharf, -. WED-SAT: Derroy (pm) SUN: Derroy (am) Monty’s –  Hollister Ave., Goleta, -. THU: Karaoke Night (pm) MultiCultural Ctr. – Channel Islands Rd., UCSB, -. SAT: An Evening of Balkan Music: Varimezovi Family Band (pm)

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ou don’t get more Hollywood than the all-star roster behind the Cormac McCarthy–penned, Ridley Scott–helmed crime drama The Counselor. For that matter, you don’t get much more Hollywood than Ridley Scott. The Counselor has Tinsel Town pedigree, but it does not play out like a Hollywood movie. It is far too methodically paced, pointedly philosophical, shamelessly strange, and unapologetically brutal. Though this is McCarthy’s first produced IN OVER HIS HEAD: Michael Fassbender joins an allscreenplay, the Pulitzer Prize–winning novelist is star cast as he delves into the world of drug trafficking no stranger to the big screen. His novels All The in The Counselor. Pretty Horses, The Road, and No Country For Old Men have all been adapted into acclaimed films, the last nabbing the 2007 Academy Award for Best Picture. Counselor agrees to bail his client’s son out of jail for a In The Counselor, McCarthy plays straight into his wheel- speeding charge, he unwittingly sets into motion a chain house, concocting the sort of neo-Western, thriller-crime- of events that threatens to undo him (as well as most of drama morality tale that has become his calling card. our main characters). McCarthy does not care about three-act structure. Synopsizing this film is a bit of a tricky proposition, as we are a good hour into the proceedings before the pieces Nor does he care about Joseph Campbell’s hero’s journey. of the plot begin to come together. In the meantime, we are Never mind empathy or emotional catharsis. His story is introduced to our main players: the eponymous Counselor told in philosophical conversations punctuated by acts of (Michael Fassbender), an El Paso lawyer on the wrong unspeakable violence (and yes, this includes the Cameron side of the law involved in a sizable drug deal; his unas- Diaz–having-sex-with-a-car scene you’ve been hearing so suming fiancée Laura (Penélope Cruz); his partners in much about). But if those are terms you can agree to, The his illegal dealings, epicurean Reiner (Javier Bardem) and Counselor proves well worthy of your time, not to mention the monastic Westray (Brad Pitt); and Reiner’s mercurial a refreshingly bold use of some of Hollywood’s biggest mistress Malkina (scene-stealer Cameron Diaz). When players. ■


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ll Is Lost is filmmaking stripped down to its bare bones. One character. One setting. One problem. In the wrong hands, it could feel like a thought experiment or a dramatic exercise. But lucky for us, this isn’t the case. Written and directed by J.C. Chandor (Margin Call) and starring Robert Redford (who, pushing 80, gives one of the finest performances of his career), All Is Lost is a manOUR MAN: Robert Redford gives the performance of a lifetime versus-nature story where both man in his battle against nature in All Is Lost. and nature are more than worthy matches for one another. We meet “Our Man” (as he is noted in the credits) first way with a quiet and steady competence that feels more in voice-over as he composes a farewell message in a bottle heroic than anything we’ve seen Marvel’s The Avengers do to his loved ones. We then flash back eight days earlier and to date. From a stylistic standpoint, All Is Lost reads kind of bear witness to the first of the story’s troubles — a renegade like a novel in reverse; we get bombarded with visuals, but freight container that collides with Our Man’s yacht, little to go on in the way of dialogue. Like Ryan Gosling’s punching a hole into the hull. Things grow steadily worse no-name driver in Drive, Redford’s character is a man of from there. Imagine every terrible thing that can happen little words. (He gets less than three minutes of talking to a man in the middle of the ocean; most of what you just time here.) It is a rare film that dares to make its audience imagined happens over the course of this film’s hour-and- work this hard and trusts its viewers to be this smart. Intellectually, emotionally, though, it’s a tough watch. But if they 40-minute runtime. As the lead, Redford handles every obstacle flung his endure it, All Is Lost rewards its viewers handsomely. ■

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The Counselor (117 mins.; R: graphic violence, some grisly images, strong sexual content, language) Reviewed on page 59. Arlington/ Fairview

Thor (Chris Hemsworth) embarks on his most treacherous journey yet, which finds him reuniting with Jane Foster (Natalie Portman) and sacrificing himself for the greater good. Arlington (2-D)/ Camino Real (2- D and 3-D) (Opens Thu., Nov. 7)



Enter the Dragon (102 mins.; R: martial-

12 Years a Slave (133 mins.; R: violence/

Bruce Lee stars in this tale of a martial artist who agrees to spy on a secluded crime lord. Mon., Nov. 4, 10pm,

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The following films are playing in Santa Barbara FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 1, THROUGH THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 7. Descriptions followed by initials — DJP (D.J. Palladino), KS (Kit Steinkellner), JW (Josef Woodard) — have been taken from our critics’ reviews, which can be read in full at The symbol ✯ indicates the film is recommended.

Set in antebellum America, a free black man from New York is abducted and sold into slavery. Paseo Nuevo/

arts violence, brief nudity)

Isla Vista Theater, 960 Embarcadero del Norte


About Time (123 mins.; R: language, some sexual content)

A 21-year-old man discovers he can time travel and change the outcome of his life. His first move: to get a girlfriend. Paseo Nuevo

Blue Is the Warmest Color (179 mins.; NC-17: explicit sexual content)

Adèle’s life is changed when she meets a blue-haired young woman who teaches her to assert herself and understand desire. Plaza de Oro Ender’s Game (114 mins.; PG-13: some violence, sci-fi action, thematic material)

The International Military selects and trains a young soldier to lead Earth’s army in a battle against aliens. Camino Real/ Metro 4

The Grandmaster (108 mins.; PG-13: violence, some smoking, brief drug use, language)

Kar Wai Wong’s biopic takes a look at martial arts master Ip Man. As memorable as many of its parts are, the film’s whole feels a bit confused. Nonetheless, Wong once again demonstrates that “romanticism” doesn’t have to be a dirty word at the movies. (JW) Mon., Nov. 4, 7pm, Isla Vista Theater, 960 Embarcadero del Norte

✯ A Hijacking (103 mins.; R: language) The crew of a Danish cargo ship is taken over by a group of Somali pirates. With its cool pacing and mostly music-free ambience of tense engagement, A Hijacking is one of the subtlest and most cliché-free entries in the “crime scenery” genre in years. (JW) Sun., Nov. 3, 4:30pm, Ojai Playhouse, 145 E. Ojai Ave., Ojai

Free Birds (91 mins.; PG: some action/peril, How to Survive a Plague (120 mins.;

rude humor)

Two turkeys from different neighborhoods travel back in time to try and get their species off America’s holiday menu. Fairview (2-D and 3-D)/ Fiesta 5 (2-D and 3-D)

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This 2012 documentary follows two coalitions whose work has helped change AIDS into a manageable diagnosis. Screens as part of the Five Fabulous Docs film series. Wed., Nov. 6, 7pm, UCSB’s Pollock Theater

Last Vegas (105 mins.; PG-13: sexual content, language)

Three sixty-somethings travel to Vegas to throw their last remaining single friend a bachelor party. Fairview/ Fiesta 5

✯ The Imposter

(95 mins.; R: language)

A young Frenchman tries to convince a distraught Texas family that he is the missing son they’ve been searching for. Director Bart Layton takes a cinematic spin on a pulpy small-screen tradition, making for a film that grabs at the senses and lingers.

LET FREEDOM RING? Solomon Northup (Chiwetel Ejiofor, on right) tries to reclaim the freedom that was taken from him in 12 Years a Slave, opposite Benedict Cumberbatch. Screens as part of the Five Fabulous Docs film series. (JW) Thu., Nov. 7, 7pm, UCSB’s Pollock Theater

More Than Honey (95 mins.; NR) Markus Imhoof directs this in-depth look at honeybees in California, Switzerland, China, and Australia. Sat., Nov. 2, 4pm, Ojai Playhouse, 145 E. Ojai Ave., Ojai

Muscle Shoals (111 mins.; PG: thematic elements, language, smoking, brief partial nudity)

This documentary pays tribute to Rick Hall, the founder of FAME Studios in Muscle Shoals, Alabama, which counts Aretha Franklin and the Rolling Stones among its patrons. Screens as part of SBIFF’s Showcase Film Series. Wed., Nov. 6, 7:30pm, Plaza de Oro

Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer (88 mins.; NR)

This documentary takes a look inside the story of three young women who are facing seven years in prison for a performance in a Russian cathedral. Wed., Nov. 6, 6pm, UCSB’s MultiCultural Center

✯ Searching for Sugar Man

who unleashes a telekinetic terror on her small town and classmates. As Carrie, Chloë Grace Moretz summons up a wicked cool and necessary blend of adolescent vulnerability, self-discovery, and reckoning power. Metro 4 Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (95 mins.; PG: mild rude humor)

Flint Lockwood scores his dream job but leaves when he finds out that his most problematic machine is still running — and wreaking havoc. The story is sweet but not nearly as touching as the first Cloudy outing, and with the exception of Steve the Monkey, it’s surprisingly uncomplicated by weirdo fun. (DJP) Fiesta 5 (2-D)

✯ Don Jon (90 mins.; R: strong graphic sexual material, language, nudity, drug use)

A young man’s unrealistic expectations make it impossible for him to form a real relationship — even when his dream girl comes along. What makes Don Jon one of the more inventive quirks of the season is that it is both frank and explicit, while also being one of the more artistically individualistic rite-of-passage movies in recent memory. (JW) Plaza de Oro

(86 mins.; PG-13: brief strong language, some drug references)

Enough Said (93 mins.; PG-13: crude and

Two South Africans set out to find a mysterious and unlikely rock ’n’ roller from the 1970s. This delectably twisted variation on the “where are they now?” story in popmusic journalism is a fascinating reflection on the power of song and of cultural obsession. Screens as part of the Five Fabulous Docs film series. (JW)

A divorced woman (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) goes after a new mate but soon learns he’s the ex-husband of her new friend. Sadly, this film’s gimmickry, short-sold narrative elements, and production values often err on the side of glib television work. (JW)

Tue., Nov. 5, 7pm, UCSB’s Pollock Theater

NOW SHOWING ✯ Captain Phillips (134 mins.; PG-13: sustained intense sequences of menace, some violence with bloody images, substance use)

Tom Hanks stars as real-life ship captain Richard Phillips, who was manning the U.S.-flagged MV Maersk Alabama when it was hijacked by Somali pirates in 2009. Hanks summons up a kind of modest mastery here, armed with believability and vulnerability in the lead role of the captain in crisis. (JW) Camino Real/ Paseo Nuevo

✯ Carrie (100 mins.; R: bloody violence, disturbing images, language, some sexual content) Director Kimberly Peirce reimagines the classic story of Carrie White, the shy girl

sexual content, comic violence, language, partial nudity)

Fiesta 5

✯ Gravity (90 mins.; PG-13: intense perilous sequences, some disturbing images, brief strong language) A medical engineer (Sandra Bullock) and an astronaut (George Clooney) struggle to survive after an accident leaves them floating in space. Gravity is a beautifully realized, spare, yet genuinely spacious film, teeming with references to modern science and modern existential angst. (JW) Camino Real (2- D and 3-D)/ Metro 4 (2-D and 3-D)

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (92 mins.; R: strong crude and sexual content throughout, language, some graphic nudity, brief drug use)

An 86-year-old man journeys across the United States with his 8-year-old grandson. Camino Real/ Fiesta Five

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(Mar. 21 - Apr. 19): Once when I was hiking through Maui’s rain forest, I spied a majestic purple honohono flower sprouting from a rotting log. As I bent down close, I inhaled the merged aromas of moldering wood and sweet floral fragrance. Let’s make this scene your metaphor of the week, Aries. Here’s why: A part of your life that is in the throes of decay can serve as host for a magnificent bloom. What has been lost to you may become the source of fertility. Halloween costume suggestion: a garbage man or cleaning maid wearing a crown of roses.

TAURUS (Apr. 20 - May 20): What don’t you like? Get clear about that. What don’t you want to do? Make definitive decisions. What kind of person do you not want to become and what life do you never want to live? Resolve those questions with as much certainty as possible. Write it all down, preferably in the form of a contract with yourself. Sign the contract. This document will be your sacred promise, a declaration of the boundaries you won’t cross and the activities you won’t waste your time on and the desires that aren’t worthy of you. It will feed your freedom to know exactly what you like and what you want to accomplish and who you want to become. Halloween costume suggestion: the opposite of who you really are.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 20): Are you up for an experiment? Not just on Halloween, but for a week afterwards, be scarier than your fears. If an anxious thought pops into your mind, bare your teeth and growl, “Get out of here or I will rip you to shreds!” If a demon visits you in a nightly dream, chase after it with a torch and sword, screaming “Begone, foul spirit, or I will burn your mangy ass!” Don’t tolerate bullying in any form, whether it comes from a critical little voice in your head or from supposedly nice people who are trying to guilt-trip you. “I am a brave

Homework: Meditate on death not as the end of physical life, but as a metaphor for shedding what’s outworn. In that light, what’s the best death you’ve experienced?

conqueror who cannot be intimidated!” is what you could say, or “I am a monster of love and goodness who will defeat all threats to my integrity!”


your actual life right now. Could you somehow use it in designing your Halloween costume?

(June 21 - July 22): Are you ready to be amazed? Now would be an excellent time to shed your soul’s infantile illusions … to play wildly with the greatest mystery you know … to accept gifts that enhance your freedom and refuse gifts that don’t … to seek out a supernatural encounter that heals your chronic sadness … to consort and converse with sexy magical spirits from the future … to make love with the lights on and cry when you come. Halloween costume suggestion: the archetypal LOVER.

(Sept. 23 - Oct. 22): What do you think you’d be like if you were among the one-percent-wealthiest people on Earth? Would you demand that your government raise your taxes so you could contribute more to our collective well-being? Would you live simply and cheaply so you’d have more money to donate to charities and other worthy causes? This Halloween season, I suggest you play around with fantasies like that — maybe even masquerade as an incredibly rich philanthropist who doles out cash and gifts everywhere you go. At the very least, imagine what it would be like if you had everything you needed and felt so grateful you shared your abundance freely.




(July 23 - Aug. 22): Some people in your vicinity are smoldering and fuming. The air is heavy with emotional ferment. Conspiracy theories are ripening and rotting at the same time. Hidden agendas are seeping into conversations, and gossip is swirling like ghostly dust devils. Yet in the midst of this mayhem, an eerie calm possesses you. As everyone else struggles, you’re poised and full of grace. To what do we owe this stability? I suspect it has to do with the fact that life is showing you how to feel at home in the world no matter what’s happening around you. Keep making yourself receptive to these teachings. Halloween costume suggestion: King or Queen of Relaxation.

(Oct. 23 - Nov. 21): What if you had the power to enchant and even bewitch people with your charisma? Would you wield your allure without mercy? Would you feel wicked delight in their attraction to you, even if you didn’t plan to give them what they want? I suspect these questions aren’t entirely rhetorical right now. You may have more mojo at your disposal than you realize. Speaking for your conscience, I will ask you not to desecrate your privilege. If you must manipulate people, do it for their benefit as well as yours. Use your raw magic responsibly. Halloween costume suggestion: a mesmerizing guru; an irresistible diva; a stage magician.

(Jan. 20 - Feb. 18): In the course of earning a living, I have worked four different jobs as a janitor and six as a dishwasher. On the brighter side, I have performed as a songwriter and lead singer for six rock bands and currently write a syndicated astrology column. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you Aquarians are primed to cultivate a relationship with your work life that is more like my latter choices than the former. The next eight months will be a favorable time to ensure that you’ll be doing your own personal equivalent of rock singer or astrology columnist well into the future. Halloween costume suggestion: your dream job.




(Nov. 22 - Dec. 21): I had a dream that you were in the film O Brother, Where Art Thou? You were like the character played by George Clooney after he escaped from a prison chain gang. Can you picture it? You were wearing a striped jailbird suit, and a ball and chain were still cuffed around your ankle. But you were sort of free, too. You were on the lam, making your way from adventure to adventure as you eluded those who would throw you back in the slammer. You were not yet in the clear, but you seemed to be en route to total emancipation. I think this dream is an apt metaphorical depiction of

(Feb. 19 - Mar. 20): Author Robert Louis Stevenson loved the work of poet Walt Whitman, recommending it with the same enthusiasm as he did Shakespeare’s. Stevenson also regarded Whitman as an unruly force of nature, and in one famous passage, called him “a large shaggy dog, just unchained, scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon.”Your assignment is to do your best imitation of a primal creature like Whitman. In fact, consider being him for Halloween. Maybe you could memorize passages from Whitman’s Leaves of Grass and recite them at random moments. Here’s one: “I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, / I sound my barbaric YAWP over the roofs of the world.”


(Aug. 23 - Sept. 22): Unification should be a key theme for you in the coming weeks. Anything you do that promotes splicing and blending and harmonizing will get extra help, sometimes from mysterious forces working behind the scenes. The more you work to find common ground between opposing sides, the stronger you’ll feel and the better you’ll look. If you can manage to mend schisms and heal wounds, unexpected luck will flow into your life. To encourage these developments, consider these Halloween disguises: a roll of tape, a stick of Krazy Glue, a wound that’s healing, a bridge.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19): I invite you to try the following exercise. Imagine the most powerful role you could realistically attain in the future. This is a position or niche or job that will authorize you to wield your influence to the max. It will give you the clout to shape the environments you share with other people. It will allow you to freely express your important ideas and have them be treated seriously. Let your imagination run a little wild as you visualize the possibilities. Incorporate your visions into your Halloween costume.

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OPAL RESTAURANT & Bar 1325 State St. 966‑9676 $$.Open M‑S 11:‑ 30a & 7 nights 5p. V MC AE Local’s Favorite, Eclectic California Cuisine fuses creative influences from around the world with American Regional touches: Chile‑ Crusted Filet Mignon to Pan‑ Seared Fresh Fish & Seafood, Homemade Pastas, Gourmet Pizzas, Fresh baked Breads, Deliciously Imaginative Salads & Homemade Desserts. OPAL radiates a friendly, warm atmosphere graced by our fun efficient Service, Full bar, Martinis, Wine Spectator award‑winning wine list, private room. Lunches are afford‑ able and equally delicious.

PACIFIC CREPES 705 Anacapa St. 882‑ 1123.OPEN Tues‑Fri 10a‑3p & 5:30p‑ 9p, Sat 9a‑9p, Sun 9a‑3p From the flags of Bretagne & France to the “Au revoir, a bientot”; experi‑ ence an authentic French creperie. Delicious crepes, salads & soups for breakfast, lunch & dinner. Tasty Crepe Suzette or crepe flambee desserts. Specials incl. starter, entree & dessert. Homemade with the best fresh prod‑ ucts. Relax, enjoy the ambience, the food & parler francais! Bon Appetit!

PIERRE LAFOND Wine Bistro 516 State Street 962‑1455 $$ Open Every Day M‑F 11a‑9p Sat/ Sun 9a‑ 10p Brunch Sat/Sun 9a‑3p Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. A local favorite since 1993. California cui‑ sine showcasing the best local prod‑ ucts. Steamed Mussels, Flatbreads, Grilled Duck Breast, Vegetarian dishes, Sherry Wine cake, Wines from around the world. Happy Hour Mon‑Sat 4:30‑6:30. Sidewalk patio.

Chinese American BEACHBREAK CAFE, 324 State St, 962‑2889. $ Open 7a‑2:30p 7 days a week. Covered outdoor patio on State. Great Breakfast & Lunch.

Bistro/Cafe JACK’S BISTRO & “FAMOUS BAGELS” 53 South Milpas (In Trader Joe’s Plaza) 564‑4331; 5050 Carpinteria Ave, Carpinteria 566‑1558. $ Extensive menu, beer & wine, on site catering ‑ Call Justen Alfama 805‑566‑1558 x4 Voted BEST BAGELS 16 years in a row!

Cajun/Creole THE PALACE Grill, 8 E. Cota St., 963‑ 5000. $$$. Open 7 days, Lunch 11:30a‑ 3p, Dinner 5:30p, V MC AE. Contemporary American grill w/ a lively, high‑energy atmosphere & fun, spon‑ taneous events. Featuring fine grilled steaks, fresh seafood, delicious pastas, select American Regional specialties, like Blackened Crawfish‑ stuffed Filet Mignon, Louisiana Bread Pudding Souffle. Cajun Martinis, unique beers & well selected wine list. Lunch starts early enough for a late breakfast & ends late enough for an early supper. Voted “Best Team Service” since 1988. Rave reviews in Gourmet Magazine, Gault‑Millau Travel Guide, Zagat & Sunset Magazine.

YEN CHING 2840 De La Vina St. 682‑ 7191 7 days/wk M‑Sun 11a‑9p, ALL YOU CAN EAT Buffet: Lunch M‑F 11‑2 Sat & Sun Lunch 11‑2:30, Dinner Buffet 5:10‑8:30 incl all you can eat steak, shrimp & crab legs‑ Discounts for kids. Owner /Chef Joe Tzeng‑ Master Chef 25+yrs serving traditional Mandarin & Szechuan delicacies. All day take out‑ FREE delivery after 5pm

Coffee Houses SB COFFEE Roasting Company 321 Motor Way SB 962‑5213– NOW WITH FREE WI‑FI! Santa Barbara’s premiere coffee roasting company since 1989. Come in for the freshest most deli‑ cious cup of coffee ever and watch us roast the best coffee in town at our historic Old Town location ‑ Corner of State & Gutierrez. Gift baskets, mail order & corporate gifts avail.

Ethiopian AUTHENTIC ETHIOPIAN CUISINE Featured at Petit Valentien Restaurant 1114 State St. #14, 805‑966‑0222. Open Sat‑Sun Lunch ONLY 11am‑2:30pm. Serkaddis Alemu offers in ever chang‑ ing menu with choices of vegitarian, vegan, and meat options. Catering Avaliable for parties of up to 40 people.

PETIT VALENTIEN, 1114 STATE ST. #14, 805‑966‑0222. Open M‑F 11:30‑ 3pm (lunch). M‑Sat 5pm‑Close (din‑ ner). Sun $24 four course prefix dinner. In La Arcada Plaza, Chef Robert Dixon presents classic French comfort food at affordable cost in this cozy gem of a restaurant. Petit Valentien offers a wide array of meat and seafood entrees along with extensive small plates and a wine list specializing in amazing quality at arguably the best price in town. A warm romantic atmo‑ sphere makes the perfect date spot. Comfortable locale for dinner parties, or even just a relaxing glass of wine. Reservations are recommended. RENAUD’S PATISSERIE & Bistro, 3315 State St. in Loreto Plaza, 569‑2400 & 1324 State St. Ste N 892‑2800 $$ M ‑ Sat 7‑ 5, Sun 7‑3 & M‑Sun 7‑ 3 Wide selection of wholesome French pastries. Breakfast & lunch menu is composed of egg dishes, sandwiches & salads representing Renaud’s favor‑ ites. Our Brewed coffees & teas are proudly 100% Organic.

Indian FLAVOR OF INDIA 3026 State 682‑ 6561 $$ VOTED BEST 17yrs. Finest, most authentic Indian cuisine is affordable too! All You Can Eat Lunch Buffet $8.95 M‑S dinner combos $9.95+ Specials: Tandoori‑ Mixed or Fish, Chicken Tikka Masala, Shrimp Bhuna. Also: meat, curries & vegetarian.Wine & Beer. Take out. 20yrs of Excellence! INDIA HOUSE, 418 State St. Next to 99 Cent Store 805.962.5070. 7 days 11:30a‑ 3:30p ALL YOU CAN EAT Lunch Buffet $8.95. Dinner 5p‑9p. Tandori & North Indian Muglai spe‑ cialties. World Class Indian Chefs at your service! Traditional floor seating. Indian & Draft Beers, Local Wines. NAAN STOP ‑ Popular, Casual Dinining, Indian Restaurant w/ Boba drinks, chicken tikka masala, saag tofu, naan bread, and all other favorites! 966 Embarcadero del Mar 685‑4715.

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SPICE AVENUE/INDIA Club Moved from State Street, brand new location! Authentic Indian Cuisine. Zagat Rated since 2006. A family owned restaurant from London, 5 Star Chef from India Dinesh, lunch buffet 7 days a week, w/ special Dosa menu on Sat. & Sun. Beer & Wine. Open 7 days a week. 5701 Calle Real. 805‑967‑ 7171


Italian ALDO’S ITALIAN Restaurant 1031 State St. 963‑6687. $$ Open 7 days. Lunch & Dinner. V MC AE DC DV. Local SB favorite for over 25 years offers fast, friendly service in the heart of downtown. Dine outdoors in our heated courtyard. Enjoy new homestyle cui‑ sine like Chicken Parmigiana or Fresh Fish specials in a comfortable, roman‑ tic atmosphere. Vegan & Gluten‑ Free Pasta and Salad Options available. Wine & Beer. Full menu at:


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RODNEY’S Grill, 633 East Cabrillo Boulevard at The Fess Parker – A Doubletree by Hilton Resort 805‑564‑ 4333. Serving 5pm – 10pm Tuesday through Saturday. Rodney’s Grill Menu is Fresh and New. Featuring all natural hormone‑free beef and fresh seafood, appetizers, and incredible desserts. The place to enjoy dinner with family and friends by the beach. Private Dining Room for 30. Full cock‑ tail bar with specialty cocktails. Wine cellar with Santa Barbara County & California best vintages by‑the‑glass

Thai YOUR PLACE Restaurant, 22 N. Milpas St., 966‑5151, 965‑9397. $$. Open Mon 4‑9:45pm Tues‑Thurs & Sun 11:30a‑9:45p, Fri/Sat 11:30a‑10:30p. V MC AE. Your Place ‑ The One & Only. Voted “BEST THAI FOOD” for 26 years by Independent and The Weekly read‑ ers, making us a Living Legend! Lunch & dinner specials daily. Fresh sea‑ food & tasty vegetarian dishes. Santa Barbara Restaurant Guide selected us as the Best Thai Restaurant for excep‑ tional dining reflected by food quality, service & ambiance.

Wineries/Tasting Rooms

When a restaurateur like Mitchell Sjerven of bouchon and the Wine Cask raves about a wine, one should listen, which is how this pale yellow, vividly refreshing vermentino from Blair Fox’s organically hand‑farmed family property in the Santa Ynez Valley wound up in our glass. Often, this white Italian varietal can be so subtle that it’s almost tasteless, but that’s far from the case here, from the light lime spritzer aroma and slight salinity on the tongue to the surprisingly long finish. No wonder Mitchell serves it as a pairing to scallops, but it’d be mighty fine to toast the end of summer with this on a hot front porch as well. Take this review to their tasting room in Los Olivos for a free sample of this soon‑to‑be‑gone wine. See

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SOJOURNER CAFÉ, 134 E. Canon Perdido 965‑7922. Open 11‑11 Th‑Sat; 11a‑10:30p Sun‑Wed. SB’s natural foods landmark since 1978 Daily soups & chef’s specials, hearty stews, fresh local fish, organic chicken dishes,salads & sandwiches & award winning dessert . Espresso bar, beer, wine, smoothies, shakes & fresh juices

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NATURAL CAFE, 508 State St., 5 blocks from beach. 962‑9494 Goleta‑ 5892 Hollister 692‑2363. 361 Hitchcock Way 563‑1163 $. Open for lunch & din‑ ner 7 days. A local favorite for dinner. Voted “Best Lunch in Santa Barbara” “Best Health Food Restaurant” “Best Veggie Burger” “Best Sidewalk Cafe Patio” “Best Fish Taco” all in the Independent Reader’s Poll. Daily Specials, Char‑Broiled Chicken, Fresh Fish, Homemade Soups, Hearty Salads, Healthy Sandwiches, Juice Bar, Microbrews, Local Wines, and the Best Patio on State St. 9 loca‑ tions serving the Central Coast.

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HOLDREN’S 512 State St. 965‑3363 Lunch & Dinner Daily. Featuring $20 Prime Rib Wednesdays‑ USDA 12 oz Prime MidWestern corn‑fed beef char‑ broiled over mesquite; or try from our selections of the freshest seafood. We offer extensive wine & martini lists & look forward to making your dining experience superb! Reservations avail.


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PALAPA 4123 State St. 683‑3074 $$ BREAKFAST 7am daily. Big Breakfast burritos, machaca, chorizo & eggs, chiliquiles, Organic mexican cof‑ fee & Fresh squeezed OJ, pancakes, omelets & lunch specials. Fresh sea‑ food dinners.

KYOTO, 3232 State St, 687‑1252.$$. Open 7days M‑F 11:30a‑2p; Sat Noon‑ 2:30p Lunch; Sun‑Thur 5‑10p Dinner, Fri‑Sat 5p‑10:30p.Complete Sushi Bar. Steak & Seafood Specials! Sashimi, Teriyaki, original Japanese appetizers & Combination Boat Dinner. SB’s only TATAMI Rooms reservations suggested. Beer, Wine & Sake.Take Out. Birthday customers get FREE tempura ice cream & photo on our website!

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DARGAN’S IRISH Pub & Restaurant, 18 E. Ortega St. (next to lot 10) SB, 568‑0702. $$. Open 7 days 11:30a‑ Close (Food ‘til 10p, 11p on Sat/Sun). AE MC V Disc. Authentic Irish food & atmosphere in downtown SB. Specialties from Ireland include Seafood & Meat dishes. Informal, relaxed pub‑style atmosphere. Live music Thursday nights. Children welcome. Avail. for private parties. Pool & Darts.

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SPENCER’S LIMOUSINE & Tours, 884‑ 9700 Thank You SB, Voted BEST 18yrs! Specializing in wine tours of all Central Cal Wineries. Gourmet picnic lunch or fine restaurants avail TCP16297 805‑884‑9700

Wine Shop/Bar RENEGADE WINES: 417 Santa Barbara St. Ste A‑6, 805‑568‑1961. Tues‑Fri 11a‑6p, Sat. 12‑6p. Sun‑Mon

by appointment. SB’s oldest wine shop, over 23 years same location. We are Santa Barbara’s premier wine retailer, offering a wide variety of local and imported wines. Our diverse assort‑ ment of wine comes from the world’s finest vineyards with prices starting around $9. View our full inventory @ We store your wine. 3000sq feet of temp. con‑ trolled wine lockers; 8 case lockers‑300 case rooms. Off‑street parking. 2 blocks from State St. (2nd driveway @ 126 E. Haley) Monthly tastings & private tast‑ ings available. We ship wine. Keep in touch: Facebook, Google+, Twitter

BABCOCK WINERY & VINEYARDS. 5175 HWY 246 Sta. Rita Hills. 805‑736‑ 1455 Open 10:30‑5 p.m. daily. For 30 years Bryan Babcock has been honing his craft. Venture into beautiful wine country and savor his extraordinary collection of high‑ ly expressive single‑vineyard Pinot Noirs rarely offered outside of the winery. Sample highly acclaimed Chardonnays, Sauvignon Blanc and Pinot Gris. Cabernet and Syrah sourced from warmer SB Co. locales are voluptuous. Taste wine and shop for eclectic gifts in a newly reno‑ vated, vintage inspired atmosphere. SANTA BARBARA Winery, 202 Anacapa St. 963‑3633. Open Sun‑ Thurs 10a‑6p & Fri‑Sat 10a ‑ 7p, small charge for extensive tasting list. 2 blocks from both State St & the beach. This venerable win‑ ery is the county’s oldest‑ est.1962, and offers many internationally acclaimed wines from their Lafond Vineyard in the Santa Rita Hills. Try some of Winemaker Bruce McGuire’s small production bottling.

The Restaurant Guy


Tamira Opens on State Street


orthern Indian restaurant Tamira has opened at  State Street in the former home of Spice Avenue. General Manager Remmie Menezes tells me that the staff and menu are unchanged from Spice Avenue, but prices have been reduced significantly.“The lunch buffet price is really low now, $9.95 all you can eat,” says Menezes.“Dinner menu prices are way down now. Entrées start from $8-$9. Before, entrées were around $15.95, and now we are at half of that. The restaurant has the same food, same concept, and same food quality as Spice Avenue. NEW & IMPROVED: General Manager Remmie Menezes and wife The staff is the same and there is a Carmen welcome customers to try the buffet at the new Northern Indian new owner.” Menezes says that the restaurant Tamira. chef’s specials, including chicken tikka masala and chicken pepper  September 2013: Smoke ‘N Barrel BBQ Shack, masala, are some of the most popular items on the  Marketplace Dr., Goleta; Sushi Tyme, menu. Tamira is open for lunch 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. -C State St. and dinner 5 p.m. - 9:30 p.m. For more information,  August 2013: McConnell’s Fine Ice Creams, call 965-7555.  State St.; Miso Hungry,  State St; Lucky NICKY D’S REOPENS: Reader Sharon let me know Penny,  Anacapa St.; The Lark,  Anacapa St.; that Nicky D’s Pizza at  De la Vina Street has Verdé,  State St.  July 2013: Book Ends Café,  Anacapa St.; Killer reopened after having closed for oven repairs. Sharon Shrimp,  State St.; Little Caesars,  S. Fairview says Nicky D himself will be taking the helm, having Ave., Goleta; Mattei’s Tavern,  Railway Ave., Los sold his other restaurant in Silver Lake. Olivos; Sorriso Italiano,  Embarcadero del Mar, SIDES UPDATE: This just in from Sides Hardware Isla Vista.  June 2013: Los Agaves,  De la Vina St.; and Shoes,  Alamo Pintado Avenue, Los Olivos: Tapatia #,  Hollister Ave., Goleta. “Hello John. If you haven’t heard the news yet; I wanted  May 2013: American Ale,  East Cota St.; Little to inform you about our closure of breakfast. We will Caesars,  Casitas Pass Rd., Carpinteria; Panera continue to serve lunch and dinner 7 days a week. Bread,  State St. Lunch: 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m., Dinner: 5:00 p.m.  April 2013: Brasil Arts Café, C State St.; 8:30 p.m. Thank you, Brianna Cromer, General Finch & Fork,  W. Carrillo St.; Open,  State St.; Manager.” SY Kitchen,  Faraday St., Santa Ynez; Toma ResOUTER AISLE GOURMET: Santa Barbara-based taurant & Bar,  W. Cabrillo Blvd.  March 2013: El Encanto,  Alvarado Pl.; GeorOuter Aisle Gourmet has introduced a new product gia’s Smokehouse food truck, georgias-smokehouse line of veggie pizza crust, veggie pasta, veggie rice, and .com; Hoffmann Brat Haus,  State St.; Sama Sama veggie bread. I am told that the products are made Kitchen,  State St.; Seven Bar & Kitchen,  with fresh vegetables and are naturally gluten free Helena St.; Yogurtland,  Calle Real, Goleta. and low in carbs, calories, and fat.“For the millions of Americans affected by gluten-intolerant diseases, a glu-  February 2013: Chick-fil-A,  State St.; Kamal’s International Cuisine food truck, chef ten-free diet is a necessity,” said Jeanne David, Outer; Kaptain’s Firehouse BBQ, Aisle Gourmet’s president and head of product devel Pardall Rd., Isla Vista; Persona Neapolitan opment. “Many products are advertised as gluten-free, Pizzeria,  State St. but if you read the label, they are also loaded with  January 2013: Anchor Woodfire Kitchen,  carbohydrates and sugar. Our products are made with State St. (now closed); Cinco Estrellas,  N. Milpas fresh vegetables and so are naturally gluten-free and St. (now closed); Sam Choy’s Pineapple Express low carb.” To inquire about placing future distributor, food truck,; Sage & Onion Café, restaurant, and retail outlet orders call 682-1990 or visit  Hollister Ave., Goleta; The Bourbon Room,  Hollister Ave., Goleta.  December 2012: iGrill Korean BBQ,  State RESTAURANT OPENINGS: Here is a list of restaurants that have opened in the last year: St.; Rori’s Artisanal Creamery,  Coast Village Rd., Montecito; XO Coffee Shop,  Hollister Ave.,  October 2013: Daily Grind, Goleta.  November 2012: Little Cantina,  E. Cota St.  De la Vina St. MORE (now American Ale). FOOD SEE P. 41

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STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: Good Karma Market & Deli at 207 W Anapamu St Santa Barbara, CA 93101 The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed March 9, 2010. in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2010‑ 0000786. The person(s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: SS Parts International Inc 5136 San Simeon Drive Goleta, CA 93117. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 10, 2013 I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. Published Oct 17, 24. Nov 7, 14 2013 FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Goodland Notary at 5667 Gato Avenue Goleta, CA 93117; Pamela J Robinson (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Pamela J. Robinson This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 04, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑0003051. Published: Oct 17, 24, 31. Nov 7 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Premium Care Internal Medicine at 2400 Bath Street, Suite 202 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Dennis H. Baker, MD, Inc. (same address) Timothy Leigh Rodgers, M.D., A Medical Corporation (same address) This business is conducted by a Unincorporated Association Signed: Dennis H. Baker This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 02, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzalez. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003033. Published: Oct 17, 24, 31. Nov 7 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Santa Barbara Printing, SB Wraps, Santa Barbara Wraps, SB Printing at 3019 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Santa Barbara Signs, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Jason Barbaria This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 07, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003065. Published: Oct 17, 24, 31. Nov 7 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: (M)­ Otherland Trading Co. at 2422 Chapala Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Ashley R. Parrilla (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Ashley R. Parrilla This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 04, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. FBN Number: 2013‑0003050. Published: Oct 17, 24, 31. Nov 7 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: West Beach Daycare at 226 Bath Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; June L. Taggs (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: June L. Taggs This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 08, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2013‑0003078. Published: Oct 17, 24, 31. Nov 7 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Nakali Esthetics at 5085 San Bernardo Place Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Natalie Taylor (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 07, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003059. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Full Spectrum Recovery & Counseling at 601 E Arrellaga Suite 102 Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Leonard Van Nostrand 7420 San Bergamo Drive Goleta, CA 93117 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 15, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003156. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013.


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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Cliff Room Cocktails at 1828 Cliff Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93109; Milhouse Productions, LLC 114 E. Haley St. Suite O Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: John Bennett, Managing Member This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 15, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003151. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: East of Eden Supply, Goodland Supply, EOE Supply, Good Land Supply at 7396 Freeman Pl. #B Goleta, CA 93117; Save Our Skin, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Caren Paulson, CFO This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 16, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003164. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Frame at 901 De La Vina St Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Elaine Esbeck 135 Morada Ln Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Elaine M. Esbeck This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 16, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Melissa Mercer. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003160. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Andrea Veronica Incorporated, AVI Events at 2510 1/2 De La Vina Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Veronica Carson 5555 Harlod Way #305 Hollywood, CA 90028; Andrea McGee 2510 1/2 De La Vina Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Andrea McGee This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 15, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003153. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Custom Events For You at 1908 El Camino De La Luz Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Donya Victoriana Diamond (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Donya Diamond This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 15, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003149. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Fresh Coat Location #91285 at 5142 Hollister St., Suite 123 Santa Barbara, CA 93111; M.­J. Painters, Inc (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Justin Engelbach This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 17, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003185. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Real Time Staffing Services, Inc, Select Trucking Services, Inc, Remedy Intelligent Staffing, Inc, Westaff (USA) Inc, Remedy Temporary Services, Inc at 3820 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Koosharem LLC (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 24, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0002968. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013.

STATEMENT OF ABANDONMENT OF USE OF FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME The following Fictitious Business Name is being abandoned: California Hobbies at 5118 Holister Ave. Santa Barbara, CA 93111 The original statement for use of this Fictitious Business Name was filed Sep 29, 2009. in the County of Santa Barbara. Original file no. 2009‑ 0003128. The person(s) or entities abandoning use of this name are as follows: Elizabeth Ruckle 109 W. Padre St. Santa Barbara, CA 93105. This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 21, 2013 I hereby certify that this is a correct copy of the original statement on file in my office, Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Andrea Luparello. Published Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Amora Heart For Humanity at 519 W Quarantina Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Benicia Grace 5815 La Goleta Road Goleta, CA 93117 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Benicia Grace This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Sep 30, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑0003010. Published: Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: David Thomas & Associates at 55 Hitchcock Way Suite 107 Santa Barbara, CA 93105; David Thomas & Associates 4310 Via Esperanza This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: David C. Thomas This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 15, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2013‑0003143. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Amy’s Edits at 7386 Calle Real #7 Goleta, CA 93117; Amy M Smith (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Amy M. Smith This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 23, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003233. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Club West, Club West Track & Field, Club West’s Montecito Youth Track & Field, Montecito Youth Track & Field Club, Club West Junior High Schools Cross Country Championships, Club West Youth Track, Club West’s Santa Barbara Pole Vault Club, Santa Barbara Club, Club West Masters Track & Field, Club West Youth Track & Field, Club West’s Santa Barbara Youth Track & Field Club, Santa Barbara Youth Track & Field Club at 937 Arcady Road Montecito, CA 93108; Club West, Inc PO Box 5730 Santa Barbara, CA 93150 This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Beverley E. Lewis This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 25, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003275. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: International Realty of Santa Barbara, Keys International Realty, Santa Barbara International Realty at 811 Romero Canyon Road Santa Barbara, CA 93108; Albert Louis J Keys (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Albert Louis Keys This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 21, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003212. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Art & Soul of Santa Barbara at 1221 State St. #7 Santa Barbara, CA 93101; David Shane Dresbach 4136 Via Andorra #B Santa Barbara, CA 93110 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Dave Dresbach This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 21, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2013‑0003216. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: California Hobbies at 5118 Hollister Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Ken Chalfant 185 Lassen Drive Santa Barbara, CA 93111; Pauline Chalfant (same address) This business is conducted by a Married Couple Signed: Ken Chalfant This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 21, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Jan Morales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003204. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Unneth at 211 West Pedregosa Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; Geoffrey Austin Glenister (same address) Jonathan Takashi Quan (same address) This business is conducted by a General Partnership Signed: Jonathan Quan This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 21, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003206. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Hardey Wankum Team at 3868 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Gordon Williams Hardey 2222 Anacapa Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Gordon Williams Hardey This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 22, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003228. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Lovin’ Oven Mediterranean Bakery & Cafe at 6578 Trigo Road, Suite # A Isla Vista, CA 93117; Kenny Nasser (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Kenny Nasser This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 24, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzales. FBN Number: 2013‑0003259. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: R&R Motorworks at 336 S. Fairview Avenue Street #A Goleta, CA 93117; Nancy E. Gold 1037 Cambridge Drive Goleta, CA 93117 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Ralph Gold This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 24, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzales. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003249. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: La Tapatia #3 at 5764 Hollister Ave. Goleta, 93117; Isabel J Vela 2636 Calle Real Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Isabel J. Vela This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 23, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2013‑0003234. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Milpas Chiropractic at 811 E Mason Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Luis R Diaz (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Luis R Diaz This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 25, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑0003273. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013.


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FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Julia McHugh Public Relations at 3805 Center Avenue Santa Barbara, CA 93110; Julia Elizabeth Orlosky (same address) This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Julia Orlosky This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 09, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzales. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003083. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Funk Hostel Santa Barbara Tourist Hostel, Hostel Santa Barbara, SB Hostel, Santa Barbara Hostel, SB Tourist Hostel at 134 Chapala Street Santa Barbara, CA 93101; The Funk Youth Hostel, LLC 315 W. Haley Street Suite 101 Santa Barbara, CA 93101 This business is conducted by a Limited Liability Company Signed: Jared Filippone This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 24, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Danielle Gomez. FBN Number: 2013‑0003261. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Star Nails at 5801 Calle Real Suite F Goleta, CA 93117; Thao Nguyen 5155 Tabano Way Santa Barbara, CA 93111 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Thao Nguyen This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 28, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Miriam Leon. FBN Number: 2013‑0003083. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/are doing business as: Paving Stone People, Santa Barbara’s Paving Stone People at 129 Santa Ynez Street Santa Barbara, CA 93103; Santa Barbara’s Paving Stone People, Inc. (same address) This business is conducted by a Corporation Signed: Lorna Applefield, Secy/Treas This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 24, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Hector Gonzalez. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003248. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013. FICTITIOUS BUSINESS NAME STATEMENT The following person(s) is/ are doing business as: Tamsen Gallery at 3888 State Street Santa Barbara, CA 93105; Frank L Tobe 3463 State Street #602 Santa Barbara, CA 93105 This business is conducted by a Individual Signed: Frank L. Tobe This statement was filed with the County Clerk of Santa Barbara County on Oct 23, 2013. This statement expires five years from the date it was filed in the Office of the County Clerk. Joseph E. Holland, County Clerk (SEAL) by Gabriel Cabello. FBN Number: 2013‑ 0003239. Published: Oct 31. Nov 7, 14, 21 2013.

NAme ChANGe IN THE MATTER OF THE APPLICATION OF NADINE GROSSO and RONALD GROSSO ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE FOR CHANGE OF NAME: CASE NUMBER: 1438238 TO ALL INTERESTED PERSONS: A petition has been filed by the above named Petitioner(s) in Santa Barbara Superior court proposing a change of name(s) FROM and TO the following name(s):


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FROM: JAYDEN MAERIE ROBINSON TO: JAYDEN MAERIE GROSSO THE COURT ORDERS that all persons interested in this matter shall appear before this court at the hearing indicated below to show cause, if any, why the petition for change of name should not be granted. NOTICE OF HEARING Dec 4, 2013 9:‑ 30am, Dept 6, 1100 Anacapa St, Santa Barbara CA 93101. A copy of this order to Show Cause shall be published in the Independent, a newspaper of general circulation, printed in this county, at least once each week for four successive weeks prior to the date set for hearing on the petition. Dated Oct 4, 2013. by Terri Chavez; Deputy Clerk for James E. Herman, Judge of the Superior Court. Published. Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013.

summoNs SUMMONS (CITACION JUDICIAL) NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): HELMUT J. HOLZHEU aka HELMUTH HOLZHEU, an individual DORIS HOLZHEU, an individual, HERITAGE OAKS BANK, a California corporation dba BUSINESS FIRST NATIONAL BANK, all persons unknown claiming any interest in the property, named as DOES 1 through 50, inclusive, and DOES 51 through 100, inclusive YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTA DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): SRI PADMA, LLC a California limited liability company, NOTICE! You have been sued.The court may decide against you without your being heard unless you respond within 30 days. Read the information below. You have 30 CALENDAR DAYS after this Summons and legal papers are served on you to file a written response at this court and have a copy served on the plaintiff a letter or phone call will not protect you. Your written response


must be in proper legal form if you want the court to hear your case.There may be a court form that you can use your for your response. You can find these court forms and more information at the California Courts Online Self‑Help Center(, If you do not file your response on time, you may lose the case by default, and your wages, money and property may be taken without further warning from the court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may call an attorney referral service. If you cannot afford an attorney, you may be eligible for free legal services from a nonprofit legal services program. You can locate these nonprofit groups at the California Legal Services Web site (www., the California Courts Online Self‑Help Center (www., or by contacting your local court or county bar association. Tiene 30 DIAS DE CALENDARIO despues de que le entreguen esta citacion y papeles legales papa presentar una respuesta por escrito en esta corte y hacer que se entregue una copia al demandante. Una carta o una llamada telefonica no lo protegen. Su respuesta por escrito tiene que estar en formato legal correcto si desea que procesen su caso en la corte. Es posible que haya un formulario que usted pueda usar para su respuesta. Puede encontrar estos formularios de la corte y mas information en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California (www.courtinfo. ca gov/selfhelp/espanol/), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su respuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte le podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros

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requisitos legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (, en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, ( selfhelp/espanol/) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. CASE NO:1418951 Pursuant to Code of Civil Procedure Section 872.320(c), the following language shall be included in the publication of the Summons: “The Property which is the subject of this action is located at 121 Santa Barbara Street, Santa Barbara, California.”The name and address of the court is: The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y direccion de la corte es) Santa Barbara Superior Court 1100 Anacapa St. Santa Barbara, CA 93101; The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: (El nombre, la direccion y el numbero de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es) Diana Jessup Lee (Bar No. 155191) 805‑966‑2440 Reicker, Pfau, Pyle & McRoy LLP 1421 State Street, Suite B; Post Office Box 1470 Santa Barbara, CA 93102. Published Oct 10, 17, 24, 31 2013. SUMMONS: (CITACION JUDICIAL) NOTICE TO DEFENDANT: (AVISO AL DEMANDADO): MOLLY C JOHNSON AKA MOLLY JOHNSON; DOES 1 to 10 Inclusive YOU ARE BEING SUED BY PLAINTIFF: (LO ESTA DEMANDANDO EL DEMANDANTE): DISCOVER BANK

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gov/selfhelp/espanol/), en la biblioteca de leyes de su condado o en la corte que le quede mas cerca. Si no puede pagar la cuota de presentacion, pida al secretario de la corte que le de un formulario de exencion de pago de cuotas. Si no presenta su respuesta a tiempo, puede perder el caso por incumplimiento y la corte le podra quitar su sueldo, dinero y bienes sin mas advertencia. Hay otros requisitos legales. Es recomendable que llame a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a un servicio de remision a abogados. Si no puede pagar a un abogado, es posible que cumpla con los requisitos para obtener servicios legales gratuitos de un programa de servicios legales sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro. Puede encontrar estos grupos sin fines de lucro en el sitio web de California Legal Services, (, en el Centro de Ayuda de las Cortes de California, ( selfhelp/espanol/) o poniendose en contacto con la corte o el colegio de abogados locales. CASE NO:1418545 The name and address of the court is: (El nombre y direccion de la corte es) Superior Court of California, Santa Barbara County, Santa Barbara 1100 Anacapa St., 2nd Floor Santa Barbara , CA 93101 The name, address, and telephone number of plaintiff’s attorney, or plaintiff without an attorney, is: Winn Law Group, A Professional Corporation, The Chapman Building 110 E Wilshire Ave Ste 212 Fullerton, CA 92832; (714) 446‑6686; File No: 13‑ 04657‑0‑DAS‑JPG (3006‑01) la direccion y el numero de telefono del abogado del demandante, o del demandante que no tiene abogado, es): DATE: Aug 23, 2013. Gary M. Blair, Executive Officer, By Renee Bradley, Deputy (Delegado) Published Oct 24, 31. Nov 7, 14 2013.

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Goodwin & Thyne Properties support Teddy Bear Cancer Foundation’s Gold Ribbon Campaign.

Ways to Give

Please make a gift TODAY to support a child with cancer and help TBCF reach their goal of raising $200,000 through their Campaign!

TEXT YOUR DONATION Text “Teddy” to 51400 to donate right now! USE A “FRIENDS ASKING FRIENDS” PAGE Visit to create a fundraising team

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NEW PRICE SANTA BARBARA Prime location! Spanish style w/ Riviera views,tile floors. Fully fenced w/ private backyard.

SANTA BARBARA Spacious 1BD/1BA condo. New granite, tile, appliances & wine fridge. Storage, garage & patio!



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MAIL YOUR DONATION Teddy Bear Cancer Foundation 2320 Bath Street, Suite 107 Santa Barbara, CA 93105 | 805.962.7466

2000 State Street, Santa Barbara


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Santa Barbara Independent, 10/31/13  

October 31, 2013, Vol. 27, No. 407

Santa Barbara Independent, 10/31/13  

October 31, 2013, Vol. 27, No. 407