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CONTRIBUTORS Kate Thompson is a Southsea writer with a passion for uncovering quirky human interest stories John Worsey is a creative copywriter, based in Southsea. He works in Marketing & Communications at the University of Portsmouth Emma Beatty teaches journalism at the University of Portsmouth.

She has lived in Southsea for twelve years, and has two children Neil Maxwell is director of Fry & Kent Estate Agents, and a volunteer crew member of the RNLI The Reverend Canon Peter Leonard is Acting Dean and Canon Chancellor of Portsmouth Cathedral. He has a background in education and marketing Charlotte Maguire A First-year student exploring the fathomless realm of English Literature. Appreciates the curious aspects of life. You will either see her reading in a café or writing a story in a notebook

Southsea Lifestyle Produced by Salad Publishing Ltd Editor: Kevin John Dean Editorial assistant: Kai Austin Dean Creative Director: Zirrinia Austin Dean Social media: Urban Salt Web design: Daniel Sweeney What’s on listings: Sophie McCue

CONTENTS 12 MIND THE LADDER 18 HOW THEATRE HEALS THE WOUNDS OF WAR 20 RECIPE 23 PUBS & THE COCKTAIL REVOLUTION 26 PUB TALK 30 MISTER CHRISTMAS 33 SHOP LOCAL THIS CHRISTMAS 38 THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE PIER 40 PLAY SOUTHSEA CHRISTMAS BINGO 44 SOUTHSEA’S QUEEN OF QUIRKY GREETINGS 58 CULTURE VULTURE 62 GET FIT FOR 2019 64 BENEATH THE RIBBONS AND WRAPPING PAPER…

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his issue has Christmas stamped all over it - and why not? It’s been quite a year. So if you feel baffled by Brexit, troubled by Trump and concerned

about climate change, sit back and contemplate some festive fun. If you fancy a night out, check out Lottie Maguire’s pub guide, p.26. Buying Christmas presents?

We have a mini local gift guide, p.33. If it’s entertainment you’re after, then there are pantos galore in Emma Beatty’s

Culture Vulture column, p.58.

John Worsey has written his annual Christmas story about a Father Christmas who’s life takes an unexpected turn, p.38.

Once the festivities are over, it might be time to think about improving your health, fitness and wellbeing for whatever 2019 might have in store for us. We asked some local health and fitness providers to talk about their particular discipline, so that you can choose the right form of exercise for you, p.62.

However you choose to spend the festive season, Southsea Lifestyle wishes you a very happy Christmas and a tranquil new year.

Kevin John Dean

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SEEING THE OPPORTUNITY

A good interior designer looking at a room for the first time never sees a problem just an opportunity. All of our designers at Design House have a trained eye for spacial awareness. A lot of customers find that the room they have been using for many years is no longer suitable for their needs, or the new style of furniture that they’d like to add.

Very often people feel that they are restricted by the age or the style of house. We look at the space and visually eliminate all existing items and colours. We then ask if there is anything personal or sacred that the customer would like to keep. It’s important to establish a focal point, this could be a fire place, a patio door or even a plain wall.

We then search for products that suits the client and build the room back up, selecting fabric ideas for window treatme nts wall coverings, paint and flooring.

We usually put together 2-3 schemes all of which will work in the room but with an emphasis on working to the scheme that the customer prefers.

If you’d like Design House to help you see the opportunities within a room you are unhappy with, call in for an informal chat and perhaps take away some free samples?

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Call the Design Team On 02392 838038 or visit www.designhousesouthsea.co.uk 55-57 Marmion Road Southsea PO5 2AT 8

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MIND THE LADDER Neil Maxwell

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he last of couple of months have been outstanding for both sales and lettings, with many more properties coming onto the market. The activity has stretched across all ends of the market, from garages and starter homes, to a large Thomas Owen house which sold within 72 hours of hitting the market.

This time of year sees the pressure to be moved into a new home by Christmas really heat up. As the property buying process is still caught between Edwardian legal processes, call centre hell, and a ‘the computer says no’ mentality, it takes a tenacious team with backbone to get these through.

Thankfully, most of our business is handled by local independent solicitors who know what they are doing, and we are able to realise most people’s desire to move before the big day.

The custom of putting Christmas lights on the exterior of properties always adds to the joy of Christmas, and there are several landmark properties who fully embrace this tradition, notably the house by the Good Companion on Eastern Road.

Love it or loathe it, they help to diffuse the onset of a dreary winter, and I’m sure the hours that are spent 12

attaching the lights are well worth the cheer they bring to our communities. However, with my estate agent hat on, once Christmas is done, please take them down. There’s nothing worse than trying to sell a house in July when the house next door hasn’t dismantled it's Christmas Lights, causing our external photos to suffer from seasonal disorder.

As we look forward to 2019, it is impossible to tell what winds of change Brexit will bring to our shores, but what I can tell you is that with good demand, and relatively few properties on the market, coupled with low interest rates, it is hard to see any immediate change to the housing market. Besides, Portsmouth being a fairly transient community there are always deals to be done.

I was really touched to hear that I’d inspired several people to join the Parkrun community following my article in the Oct/Nov edition, but I was rather shocked to receive an invoice for a remedial sports massage from a newbie runner. So can I please make it clear that if you feel inspired to decorate the outside of your house with Christmas lights I accept no responsibility for any falls from ladders! Best wishes for the New Year from myself and everyone at Fry & Kent, with special greetings to all those we have helped move this year.

SUSSEX ROAD, SOUTHSEA - £495,000 Charming Victorian Cottage situated in the heart of this highly requested CONSERVATION Area in central Southsea, within a short walk of the Palmerston Road shopping precinct, private schooling, the SEAFRONT and excellent transport services. BEAUTIFULLY presented throughout and spanning over 1,500 sq ft (144.5 sq.m), the accommodation over three floors comprises: entrance hall; living room with log burner; sitting room/snug; beautiful open plan kitchen/dining room, complete with INTEGRATED oven, hob & dishwasher on the ground floor, double bedroom and hobby room/study on the lower ground floor; together with two further bedrooms; large family bathroom, and separate shower room on the upper floors. Externally, there is a delightful LANDSCAPED walled garden approaching 60ft in depth, with lighting, power, pond, pergola, patio, and brick pathway. EPC D BROAD STREET, OLD PORTSMOUTH - £500,000 Beautifully presented modern three storey town house situated in a highly requested location of Old Portsmouth, overlooking the ‘Hot Walls’, Millennium Walk and The Solent. Located in a conservation area, the house is perfectly situated within a short walk of the many cafés, bars, and restaurants in Spice Island and the cosmopolitan marina development of Gunwharf Quays. Internally, it has been transformed into a luxuriously appointed home, with high quality specification throughout, including oak flooring, oak doors, oak & steel balustrades to the staircases, wired-in smoke alarms, water softener, and a security system. Both the kitchen, shower room and utility room have been refitted to a high standard. At around 1,250 sq.ft (116.1 sq.m), the layout comprises: entrance hall, cloakroom, utility room, and hobby room/garage on the ground floor, L-shaped living/dining room with two Juliette balconies and fitted kitchen with integrated appliances on the first floor, plus a well-fitted master bedroom, second double bedroom with sea views, and luxury shower room on the second floor. Externally, there is a carport and an enclosed courtyard garden with rear access. No forward chain. EPC C ROCHESTER ROAD, SOUTHSEA - £425,000 Stunning, extended Victorian house located in a highly requested CONSERVATION area within a short walk of Albert/ Highland Road shopping facilities, local schooling, and transport services. BEAUTIFULLY presented throughout, and retaining many of the original features including the cast iron porch canopies. Impressive open plan fitted kitchen, complete with roof lights and a range of integrated appliances, this WONDERFUL home comprises; reception hall, cloakroom, living room, dining room, and study/family room on the ground floor together with three good bedrooms and bathroom on the first floor.

Externally, the enclosed rear garden has been nicely landscaped with a large patio area, and raised lawn. Benefitting from gas fired central heating, and recently install ed double glazing. EPC C

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‘AN AMAZING PLACE TO LEARN’

Lowena Hull is in Year 12 at Portsmouth High Sixth Form, and talks about her interest in computing and technology which has opened up some incredible opportunities…

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his summer I completed my GCSEs at Portsmouth High School, and have now joined the Sixth Form, where I am taking A levels in Chemistry, Physics, Mathematics and Further Mathematics.

I have a special interest in computing and technology, and the school has been amazingly supportive in developing opportunities outside the classroom. In May, I spoke at the Cog X Artificial Intelligence Conference in London, on the impact of AI on the future of work. After this, I won a sponsored place at King’s College, London, studying robotics and engineering and then gained a place on the GCHQ Cyber First Futures programme at Imperial College where I learned all about cybersecurity.

After entering a competition over the summer, sponsored by the BBC and Mastercard, in which teenagers worked in groups to develop AI products, my team was flown to San Francisco during October,

where we pitched to developers at Brighterion. Another highlight was being invited to speak at the World AI conference in Amsterdam as part of ‘Inspiring Juniors’, a collection of 10 girls in the UK selected to serve as role models to encourage more girls into technology.

I was encouraged to apply for an Arkwright Engineering Scholarship by the Head of Careers at the school. The scholarship sponsors top students in the UK to develop their skills in engineering. Following selection, I am pleased to be sponsored by Stannah Lifts in Andover.

I couldn’t have done all these exciting things without the support and encouragement from Portsmouth High School. Being able to extend yourself beyond the curriculum is vital in technology. Opportunities and a huge range of co-curricular activities on offer make Portsmouth High School such an amazing place to learn.

Apply Now Entrance Examinations for Senior School entry Saturday 19 January 2019 Apply online at www.portsmouthhigh.co.uk or contact our Admissions Registrar on 023 9282 6714 or via admissions@por.gdst.net

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HOW THEATRE HEALS THE WOUNDS OF WAR Words: John Worsey

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018 has been filled with echoes of war – from moving centenary reflections on the sacrifices made in the First World War, to ugly revivals of the anti-Semitism which partly fuelled the Second.

At the University of Portsmouth, Dr Erika Hughes uses theatre and performance to help communities heal the wounds of war. The Veterans Project, which played at the White Swan (behind the New Theatre Royal) in November, brings soldiers from the frontline to the footlights, to tell their own stories.

It began because Erika's brother, himself a war veteran, was having a hard time talking about his experiences. Determined to help, Erika turned to her drama skills in the hope she could close this communication gap. This inspired her to create an entire performance series where veterans talk on stage, unscripted, about their time in the military.

Erika says, “The magic of live performance is in being able to look at and experience other human beings as they truly are, in that moment.

This pushes audience members to wonder, ‘Do I see myself in this situation? Or do I see someone I know in that situation?’ It puts their relationship with society under the spotlight.”

Erika’s motivation to explore Holocaust theatre is, too, partially motivated by her family’s experiences. Her grandfather was a flight surgeon in the US Army Air Forces, and was among the first to help liberate Mauthausen concentration camp. When Erika’s family installed the internet, her grandfather’s first 18

request was to look up the camp. He gave his family a virtual guided tour and shared his experiences there.

Intrigued by how drama reflects on the Holocaust, Erika began travelling to places where she could witness Holocaust theatre in person. She’s lived in Germany and Israel, and is now researching British performances.

She explains, “Each culture uses the Holocaust as a way to tell stories about itself to itself, as much as anything else. For example, theatre makers in Germany are aware of both the terribly legacy of perpetrating this tragedy, and the country’s increasingly multicultural population. And so theirs is a very specific kind of theatre that tells Holocaust stories in ways that are less to do with hopeful narratives, and more about the tragic realities that took place.”

Following the recent horrific shooting at the Tree of Life synagogue in Pittsburgh, it’s clear that we must not make the mistake of thinking the Holocaust has no lessons left to teach us – nor of demonising those in the military who protect the freedoms we hold dear.

Equally, we shouldn’t forget how the human spirit endures. On 30 January, the University hosts Dame Stephanie Shirley, who arrived in Britain as an unaccompanied child refugee, fleeing the Nazis. Her talk, ‘My Family in Exile’, reveals how she built an extraordinary life in her adopted country. It is sure to be a thought-provoking and hopeful beginning to a new year which promises further turbulence for our fragile world.

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Parsnip Skordalia Serves 2 Skordalia is a Greek side dish of potatoes and garlic whipped into a dip, thickened with stale bread or nuts and spiked with lemon. This parsnip version is good warm with lamb or mushrooms, or at room temperature as a dip for pitta bread. Parsnips are less likely to go gluey than potatoes when blended. The pungency of raw garlic is all part of the appeal in the original dish, but we recommend you add it a little at a time and taste.

1kg parsnips, peeled and chopped into even sized chunks 1 bay leaf 400ml milk 60g fresh breadcrumbs 80g flaked almonds, lightly toasted 3–4 garlic cloves, crushed 80ml good olive oil juice of 1 lemon salt

Put the parsnips into a pan with the bay leaf and cover with the milk.

Bring gently to the boil and simmer for 15–20 minutes, until very soft.

Strain the parsnips, reserving the milk.

Put the parsnips into a food processor with a dash of the milk and blend until smooth.Add the breadcrumbs, almonds and half the garlic and blend while adding the olive oil in a steady stream. Add half the lemon juice and a good pinch of salt. Check the seasoning and add more garlic, lemon juice and salt as you wish. If the mix is stiffer than you want, add a little more of the warm milk to loosen it.

Variations: - Warm up this dish with a clove added to the milk, or pinch of cumin - Replace the almonds with toasted and skinned hazelnuts.

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PORTSMOUTH CHRISTMAS MARKET

‘Winter Cabin’ at Portsmouth Christmas Market

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brand new Christmas market is coming to the heart of Portsmouth, with beautiful wooden cabins selling a mixture of hot food and gifts.

American gifts, flavoured coffee beans from Meyart Coffee, and more, making the market the perfect place to shop for Christmas goodies!

Delicious food, such as freshly made churros from Papi Churro, authentic Greek gyros, wok-fried noodles and Asian cuisine, carvery, German sausages, traditional pie and mash, sweets for everyone, chocolate kisses, a selection of Snowdonia cheeses, homemade fudge, fresh macaroons by Coco Loco and more!

This year, Portsmouth Christmas Market comes with a surprise: there will be a giant walk-in LED Bauble, and we encourage everyone to come see it and take beautiful photos.

You can enjoy the food with a glass or two of mulled wine, or any drink of your choice from the two lovely bars at the market, a perfect way to spend an afternoon or evening with friends and family, and get into the Christmas Spirit!

Food and drinks won’t be the only things available at the Portsmouth Christmas Market 2018, but also a selection of personalised stockings and Christmas decorations, Christmas trees, South 22

Portsmouth Christmas Market will run until 24th December 2018, in Commercial Road, the heart of Portsmouth City Centre.

So make sure to come and visit the perfect place to enjoy the Christmas spirit with family and friends!

Opening Times: Mon-Sat: 9am to 7pm Sun: 11am to 5pm Commercial Road, Portsmouth, Hampshire PO1 1BY www.tudormarkets.com #Portsmouthxmasmarket @tudormarkets Tudormarkets @TudorLtd

PUBS & THE COCKTAIL REVOLUTION Photos: Derek Rodgers

Although the number of pubs may have declined across the country, Portsmouth still has 12 pubs per square mile, making it the pub capital of the UK. Southsea Lifestyle props up the bar at a few of them, and lifts a glass to the cocktail phenomenon.

DUKES BAR, QUEENS HOTEL, Clarence Parade, Osborne Road, Southsea PO5 3LJ

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SANT YAGO, 12 Clarendon Roadd, Southsea PO5 2EE

THREE COCKTAIL BAR, 106 Palmerston Road, Road Southsea PO5 3PT

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ocktails have never been more

Cosmopolitans are firm favourites at the

popular, with a reported 15,000

hotel. At Sant Yago’s atmospheric basement

more UK pubs and bars offering a

bar, they serve several signature cocktails

cocktail menu than three years ago. “I think

of their own invention, including, ‘Stuck in

the interest in cocktails is all part of

a Rut’ or ‘Columbus Punch’, a combo of

people’s desire to have life experiences,

Malibu, amoretto and pineapple juice. If

and there’s so many exciting flavours and

it’s choice you after the Three Bar in

recipes to try, wether as an appetiser or to

Palmerston Road specialises in cocktails,

finish a great night out,” said Ellie Williams

customers can pick from a selection of up

from The Queens Hotel. The Queens

to 70 cocktails. New bar on the block, The

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Emporium, has two bars, one of which is

cocktails

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seriously,

recently flew in top cocktail maestro

just for cocktails. “We see cocktails as a

Stephano di Carlo from Palma de Mallorca

growing trend, our customers really enjoy

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PUB TALK

University of Portsmouth student, Lottie Maguire takes a tour to review a few of the city’s pubs and bars

BREWHOUSE & KITCHEN, 26 Guildhall Walk, Southsea PO1 2DD Next to NTR, this Tudorstyle building is a blast from the past. Superb food, from carveries and burgers, to canapés and sundaes. A gorgeously tiled bar, holding an infinite drinks menu. Homemade beers, ciders, G&Ts. You name it, they have it.

THE COASTGUARD STUDIO, 91 Clarendon Road, Southsea PO4 0SA Coastguard studio, established 2011.

Hard to find, but never mind! Exclusive venue which covers all events for the local Southsea community and beyond. Fully licensed, accommodating alternative events, public and private functions.

THE DECO 128, Elm Grove, Southsea PO5 1LR Elm Grove gives you The Deco. With its art deco décor, this cosy pub is a hidden gem. Friendly bartenders serve delicious beer, and ‘Bifrost’ cocktails. Game nights on Wednesdays. Board games and pool. An eclectic music scene. One night you might boogie to pop classics, or headbang to heavy metal.

ELECTRIC ARMS, 192 Fratton Road, Fratton PO1 5HD First built in 1924, this vintage place is still living in the roaring ‘20s. Traditional furnishings, a coal effect fire, and plush seats. Holds a huge collection of black-and-white photographs. Chirpy bartenders serve real ale and other first-class beers at the pristine bar.

THE EMPORIUM, 154 Elm Grove, Southsea

Quirky, artistic, eccentric, retro décor. You might find a hat collection, from it’s days as a vintage store.

Satisfying G&Ts, cocktails and beers served at the neon lit bar. Pleasing Jazz music. Live musicians on Indie nights. Amusing open mic nights.

THE ISAMBARD KINGDOM BRUNEL, 2 Guildhall Walk, Portsmouth PO1 2DD Named after the 19th century 26

engineer and son of Portsmouth, this is a perfect place to go after a concert at the Guildhall. Suitable for families. Lager, cider, ale. Cheap and cheerful meals. Fried breakfasts, roast dinners. Play area for the children. And HD TVs, so, you won’t miss the football!

LEOPOLD TAVERN, 150 Albert Road, Southsea PO4 0JT This eccentric green pub may belong in the Emerald City, but we’re glad it’s in our town. With its friendly staff, eight TVs and snug sofas, you will feel at home.

A superb range of ales, ciders and lagers. A flowery garden, beautiful all year round.

LORD JOHN RUSSELL, 12 Albert Road, Southsea PO5 2SH A students’ haven. Why? Reasonably priced food and drink, of course! Try their iconic curried hotdogs or juicy burgers, with a sundae to cool it off. Wash it all down with fine beer, or wine. Top music scene, with pop, electro, and indie. Lord John Russell would be proud.

THE MARMION, 20 Marmion Road, Southsea PO5 2BA Merging rustic décor with modern glamour. Perfect for tourists and families. Good atmosphere and friendly bartenders are a highlight, along with their G&T nights, themed cuisine nights, and nacho nights. Their seafood platters, and the cheese burgers are fantastic. Their chilli eating challenge will leave you crying with laughter.

THE MERCHANT HOUSE, 9-11 Highland Road, Southsea PO4 9DA Pub ho! A grand, modern pub. Its blue and white wooden décor will make you feel all at sea.

Fully stocked craft beer, spirits, and filling food. Their Merchant burgers, and their substantial desserts are to die for. Vegan options included.

THE ONE-EYED DOG, 177-185, Elm Grove, Southsea A touch of the ‘90s. Bartenders welcome you to the

Gothic décor bar. An old-style beer selection greets

SPICE ISLAND, 1 Bath Square, Old Portsmouth PO1 2JL

you. Popular with students. Loads of games,

Amazing sea views. Renowned for its G&T nights. and its collection of first-class lagers, ales and wines.

Extensive seasonal menu, sumptuous fish ‘n’ chips, lasagne, burgers and fries, with vegetarian options available. Pets and children welcome.

including pool, table football, pinball, mind boggling quizzes. Also check out their awesome music nights.

You will have a blast.

THE SHIP AND CASTLE, 1-2 The Hard, Portsmouth PO1 3PU Renowned for its grand view of the quays. Ideal for tourists and families. You won’t miss this sea blue

THE STILL & WEST, 2 Bath Square, Old Portsmouth PO1 2JL

SHIP ANSON, 10 The Hard, Portsmouth PO1 3DT

With the sea lapping at its sides, this Fullers pub was refurbished in 2017. Food served in the upstairs dining room. Real ales; craft beers; wine;. tangy cocktails, transporting you to the tropics; and freshly brewed coffee to fend off the cold sea air.

A Jacobean-styled pub overlooking the Historic

THE WINE VAULTS, 41-47 Albert Road, Southsea PO5 2SF

building. Fine cuisine served here, with carveries, children’s meals, and classic fish ‘n’ chips. Their wellstocked bar will leave you spoilt for choice.

Dockyard, the home of the Royal Navy. Lager and ale served at the neo-Gothic bar. Cocktails galore.

G&T nights. Meals fit for an admiral. Burgers, nachos, curry, with vegetarian options. Karaoke nights on Saturdays. And board games.

Photo: Lottie Maguire

Big on wooden furnishings, craft beers, wines and real ales. A welcoming atmosphere, with skilled bartenders and comfy seating. A vast food menu.

Pizzas, burgers, Sunday roasts. A bohemian oasis for families.

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LATE NIGHT OPENING - 7 DAYS A WEEK IF YOU HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT TO CELEBRATE THE EMPORIUM CAN BE HIRED JUST CALL IN OR PHONE FOR DETAILS

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COOKING CHEF KITCHEN MACHINE

Our BEST ever Chef Mince Pie Recipe Preparation time: 20 - 30 minutes Cooking time: 30 minutes For the mince mixture, add all the ingredients into a medium pot and bring to the boil and leave to cool at room temperature.

Heat the oven to 180oC. To make the pastry, cream the butter and sugar with the paddle attachment, on high speed.

With the motor running, add the egg yolk and mix until incorporated.

Lower the speed to 1 and add the flour. Mix until dough just starts to clump, but don’t over work it.

Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured board, and gently work to form a ball. Roll the dough out to 5mm thick, and cut into circles 8.5cm in diameter.

Line a muffin tray with the pastry discs and fill with mince mixture. Use a 5cm diameter star cutter to cut out stars of the remaining pastry and place on the mince pies.

Bake for 20 minutes or until lightly golden around the edges. Leave to cool completely and dust with icing sugar to finish.

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MISTER CHRISTMAS

A beautiful property, all set for an annual Christmas party and seasonal sparkle.

Words by Kate Thompson. Photos: Derek Rodgers.

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ike Hodges certainly knows how to celebrate Christmas with style.

His beautifully renovated home in Southsea comes into its own at this time of year – and his traditional Christmas party where he and Dan open the doors to friends and neighbours has become a much-anticipated date in the calendar.

“I started the party as a way to get to know my neighbours when I first moved here, and each year it has grown.

“We have about 60-70 people coming now and each party seems to get a little bit grander – which everyone seems to love.

“It started off as a bring-a-bottle party, then I started laying on Prosecco, and as things have progressed it’s now Champagne, and everyone dresses up to the nines.

“We hold it on the Saturday before Christmas – and since it has become so popular, we even have a marquee in the courtyard garden so we can accommodate more people.

“People now say they’ve got their new dress for the party – it really has become quite a thing,” he said.

Dressing the house for Christmas takes up to three days. There are two trees – one of which sits in the bay window and is the focus for many selfies.

“I do love to make the house look

special at

Christmas, and I’m always searching for new items to add, such as giant icicles to give it the wow factor,” he said.

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that is now his home, he could see beyond the graffiti and neglect.

“I have created a traditional look with fireplaces, cornicing, and I added panelling to the front room.

I knew how I wanted the house to look, and I was able to design my own kitchen using the CAD drawing system I use to design gardens,“ said Mike, who is the award winning Head Garden Designer at Hambrooks in Titchfield.

A soothing colour palette includes four variations of white in the sitting room, and pale green in the kitchen and garden room.

“I didn’t want elaborate wallpapers, I wanted the structure of the house to stand out so I used colours that are quite tonal,” he explained.

Mike revealed he has got itchy feet and is on the look-out for a home with a larger garden, but admitted it will be tough to leave the home he has carefully created – and his lovely neighbours.

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SHOP LOCAL THIS CHRISTMAS

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ith an average of 14 high street shops closing across the UK every day, including some big name stores, it goes without saying that our local retailers need our support more than ever. No doubt towns and cities will evolve and empty retail space will take on different uses, but it’s likely to be a slow and painful process. Let’s try to keep the amazing variety of shops we already have in Portsmouth & Southsea, large and small. Here are a selection of just a few of the gorgeous gifts that can be bought around town this Christmas.

SILVER SAPPHIRE CLUTCH Handmade sterling silver clutch set with a fine quality round sapphire in 18ct yellow gold. Prices from £580.00 Barbara Tipple Jewellers 15 Marmion Road, Southsea

FORTUNE - SOY WAX CANDLE. Fortune Candles are hand poured using 100% natural soy wax with a wooden cedar wick - £20.00 Strong Island Clothing Co 87 Marmion Road, Southsea

NOTEBOOK - £11.99, WORKTOP SAVER - £29.99, TIDE CLOCK - £42 all featuring maps produced under license from Ordinance Survey and exclusive to White Dog Gallery 11 Stanley Street, Southsea 33

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PURE MARINE BIO ESSENCE COLLECTION: DISCOVERY KIT - £33 Organic skincare made with Portsmouth seaweed and coastal botanicals.

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THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE PIER Words: John Worsey

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rofessional Santa, Richard Gwenn, has such an amazing story, I can’t add to it. So here it is, in his own words:

Fitted me like a glove, all the ‘ho ho ho’, making kids smile. Lizzie and me, we never had little ones of our own, so… Yeah.

“I had a good run, John. The plum Santa jobs start in May, believe it or not, with Christmas brochure shoots. In February, me and Lizzie would pack our suitcases and spend spring at our place in Tenerife. You’d want to put your feet up after all those months in the big black boots.

“Thing is, it’s hard to be jolly when… Sorry, it’s just… With my big waistband, I never thought Lizzie would be the first of us to go…

Horrible disease, it is. So cruel and quick.

And you can’t…

“When I turned pro, I never looked back.

“It’s just tough to be Father Christmas when you wake up crying. It’s hard to spin tales about the elves when the truth is, you live in

Illustration: Kevin Dean

an empty bungalow in Emsworth, all alone.

“Straight away, from the other side of the

“I put a brave face on, of course. But that first Christmas, the closer it got, the lights in the shops and songs on the radio… I just couldn’t do it. So I cancelled everything. Shut myself in. Just sat there, on my half of the sofa, no Lizzie on the other side.

dark place, this bloke said, ‘Is someone

“On Christmas Eve, I couldn’t stand it. So I got in me car and drove, no plan, and found myself in Pompey, on the seafront. Got out, started to walk, and me legs took me onto South Parade Pier… Honestly, I think I was going to keep walking right off the end.

“He went, ‘Seriously mush, are you alright?’

“And then… The strangest thing happened…

I know you won’t believe me. But there was a scrabbling, okay? A scuffling, from the shadows. Stopped me in me tracks. I called out, ‘Is someone there? Are you okay?’

“No answer, but I just knew. So I walked right over, into this dark spot where none of the lights reached, and that’s when I saw him.

Quivering, he was, shaking like a leaf. He had part of his harness on, but it was frayed through. Must have happened mid-flight.

“So there he was, this reindeer, and he’d caught a hoof in the boardwalk somehow. I said, ‘Alright mate, I’m here, it’s going to be okay.’ He looked right into my eyes. And he lit up. He glowed, just like they say about Rudolph’s nose, but all over. And I went, ‘That’s it, mate. You’ll be fine. You’re just a bit lost, okay?’

“I’d love to tell you I freed the poor soul. But I just said warm words and the next thing I knew, he pulled his hoof out, trotted up and licked me face, slobbery and full of love.

Then he was up, up and away. A shooting star in reverse.

there? Are you okay?’ I pottered out of the shadows and there’s this feller with a fishing rod. He went, ‘Weee! It’s Father Christmas.’

And this laugh came out of me, ‘Ho ho ho!’

Right from my belly.

I said, ‘I think I will be.’ He squinted at me and said, ‘Are you on your own?’ I got a bit choked up at that, even though I was properly jubilant about helping that poor trapped reindeer - a reindeer, on South Parade Pier, can you believe it?

“Anyway, that was Rumal. Lovely bloke.

Doesn’t really do Christmas, but he loves to fish. Took me back to his gaff, introduced me to the wife, made sure I got warmed up.

Properly warm I was too, inside and out, first time in months.

“It was after midnight when I got home.

Christmas morning. I walked in the living room. Looked at Lizzie’s side of the sofa.

And told her, ‘Love, I’m going to be okay.’

Then I pottered over to the window and looked up at the stars. Thought maybe I’d see my reindeer up there, flying past, all glowing.

I didn’t. But I whispered ‘Merry Christmas’ for him, anyway.

“And every time I say ‘Merry Christmas’ these days, it means more. Because I’m not thinking of mince pies and presents. I’m saying, ‘I know it can get awful dark. But don’t you forget how beautiful the light can be.

Because sometimes people do. So let’s be the light for each other.’”

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SOUTHSEA’S QUEEN OF QUIRKY GREETINGS

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n a digital age when we are more closely connected than ever, it may come as quite a surprise to learn we still love to send greetings cards.

Linzi Kelly, who runs the funky gift shop Southsea Rock in Marmion Road, Southsea, admits she was concerned that with the pervasive nature of social media, sales might be affected.

But she needn’t have worried, because people love the card selection she stocks – and it seems the more risqué, the better.

“Someone said to me the other day that my shop is like Boots – you go in for one thing, and come out with a carrier bag full of goodies,” said Linzi, who has been running her shop for the past five years.

As a nation, we buy more cards per person than any other country – an average of 33 per person according to the latest Greeting Cards Association Market Report. In 2017 the UK public spent £1.7 billion on greeting cards.

And at this special festive time, it is worth remembering that nearly 100 million single Christmas cards will be sold – with 900 million in boxes.

Linzi attends three trade shows a year, and has a network of around half a dozen agents who really know her taste and can let her see the latest designs for cards.

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“You have to buy what you like. I do stock very rude cards that I wouldn’t dream of sending to anyone, but they do make me laugh, and people love to buy them,” she revealed.

Having first worked at the shop where she now runs her business, Linzi leapt at the chance to make it her own when the previous owner wanted to move on.

“It’s not like work really, it’s very sociable and 99.9% of the people are really nice, and they appreciate the fact that what I sell here is a bit different.”

She always cuts a colourful dash on Marmion Road, and Linzi admits she loves to bring colour into all areas of her life. The shop is a positive riot, and her Southsea home is a real feast for the eyes.

“As you get older, you get a bit more eccentric. I don’t like magnolia or beige at all, and love to surround myself with colour. I was in hospital recently, and when a friend rang to see how I was, I said ‘It’s awful – the walls are beige and blue,” she laughed.

“Running a business in Marmion Road is great, says Linzi.

“It’s the best road in Portsmouth, everyone is really friendly and we all look out for each other.

“Growing up I always wanted to live on an island as far south as possible with my animals so being on an island city suits me fine,” she said.

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ANDY’S MARITIME ANTIQUES AND ARMY SURPLUS STORE

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stablished in 1975, Andy’s Maritime Antiques and Army Surplus Store, is something of a Portsmouth institution. A family business now in its third generation has opened a new warehouse, just off the Marmion Road and Victoria Road South junction, in Vincent Road. The new venue has allowed Andy's to display even more stock, with an amazing selection of maritime antiques, including genuine ship portholes, campaign furniture, binoculars and diving helmets. With a vast range of army surplus clothing and accessories all at knock down prices, including shirts and bob hats at £5.

The store is perfect for paintballers, fishermen, dog walkers and security professionals, as well as any member of the general public.

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PLANNING FOR THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE

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hether you’re nearing the start of your

retirement or you’ve still got a few years of work ahead of you, it’s likely that you’ve

already started planning this next significant phase in your

life. But no matter how many pounds you put away, you might still find yourself adopting a pessimistic view on what should be the period of your life to enjoy yourself.

Psychologists describe this as “awfulizing” – focusing on everything that could go wrong, to the point of forgetting

develops into full-on awfulizing.

So, if you feel yourself slipping into awfulizing, how can you overcome it? It’s personal to everyone, but there are two steps. The first is to take ownership of those things within your control. Sound financial planning and taking some professional advice should be at the top of this list, as without enough money for your retirement, your imagined fears may well end up as a reality.

about all the positives that are likely to await you.

Having taken care of what you can control, the second

It’s a feeling that many retirees describe having in the

step is to address those things that you can’t. Accepting

countdown to finishing their working life. It’s often not a rational response: even those who have saved plenty for their retirement, mapping out the likely eventualities and ensuring they have a financial safety net, can find

that some eventualities simply can’t be planned for is essential to reduce your awfulizing tendencies, but in order to banish them completely you need to become comfortable with uncertainty. View your retirement as a

themselves overwhelmed by the realisation of the huge

story that hasn’t yet been written, rather than a plan

amount of free time and opportunities which will soon

from which you can’t deviate. As long as you balance

become available to them. A little bit of worry about the

management of the elements you can control with

unknown is natural, but it’s when this worry blocks your

acceptance of those you can’t, you should find yourself

path to achieving your retirement dreams that it

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ASPEX GALLERY

WEDS - SUNDAY, 11-4 & BANK HOLS Every Friday GENERATE Art for People with Dementia 10.30am Every Wednesday MINI MAKERS 10.30am Every Saturday FAMILY SATURDAYS 11am Until 31 Dec EXHIBITION: THE PLATFORM GRADUATE AWARD 2018 Twelve graduates have been chosen by our team from across six universities, representing some of the finest emerging visual artists in the South East region.

Every Weds PONTOON DIGITAL ART WORKSHOPS FOR WOMEN These sessions are run in partnership with Cross Cultural Women’s Group (CCWG). Artist Maria Kapajeva leads this current workshop at the Friendship Centre on Elm Grove, Southsea PO5 1JT 1-2.30pm The Vulcan Building, Gunwharf Quays Tel: 023 9277 8080 www.aspex.org.uk

PORTSMOUTH HISTORIC DOCKYARD

EXHIBITION: THE ICONIC TRAFALGAR SAIL – NM of RN EXHIBITION: BRITISH TATTOO ART REVEALED – Boathouse No 5 Fri 30 Nov - Sun 2 Dec THE DICKENS FESTIVAL OF CHRISTMAS Sat 1, Fri 7 Dec CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT EXPLOSION MUSEUM OF NAVAL FIREPOWER 7pm Sat 8 & 9 Dec KING HENRY’S CHRISTMAS COURT 10am-4.30pm Mary Rose Museum Sat 8-Sat 15 Dec DECK THE DECKS ON HMS WARRIOR 1860 7pm Sat 15 & Sun 16 Dec KING HENRY’S CHRISTMAS COURT 10am-4.30pm Mary Rose Museum

Fri 28 Dec LIGHTS UP MORNINGS 10am Mary Rose Museum Sat 29 & Sun 30 Dec KING HENRY’S CHRISTMAS COURT 10am-4.30pm Mary Rose Museum All events are ticketed see www.historicdockyard.co.uk for details. Victory Gate, HM Naval Base, Portsmouth PO1 3LJ Tel: 023 9283 9766

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PORTSMOUTH GUILDHALL

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EXHIBITION: THE ISLE OF WIGHT FESTIVAL 1968, 1969, 1970 EXHIBITION: THE PORTSMOUTH MUSIC EXPERIENCE EXHIBITION: THE SPIRIT OF ‘67: PORTSMOUTH’S SUMMER OF LOVE AND ITS LEGACY Mon 3 Dec THE DUNWELLS 7pm Mon 3 Dec PORTSMOUTH GUILDHALL TOURS 2pm Wed 5 Dec JURASSIC PARK 25TH Anniversary Concert 7pm Fri 7 Dec LITTLE STAR Moon on a Stick PRODUCTIONS 11am, 1pm & 2pm

Sun 16 Dec MILTON GLEE CLUB Christmas Concert 3pm Mon 17 Dec SOUTHSEA SKIFFLE ORCHESTRA 12noon Thu 20 Dec BSO: LAST NIGHT OF THE CHRISTMAS PROMS 7.30pm Fri 21 & 22 Dec PORTSMOUTH BEER FESTIVAL 6pm & 12pm (Sat) Thu 27 & 28 Dec SLEEPING BEAUTY 2.30pm & 7.30pm Sat 29 & 20 Dec THRILLER LIVE Sat 7.30pm, Sun 3pm & 7pm Mon 31 Dec LAUGH OUT LOUD COMEDY CLUB – NYE 8pm Sat 12 Jan MISCHIEF AND MYSTERY IN MOOMIN VALLEY 11.30am, 1pm & 3pm

Sat 8 Dec THE DJ SHOP 2018 UNTOUCHABLES

Mon 22 Jan SOUTHSEA SKIFFLE ORCHESTRA 12noon

DARTS 7pm

Thu 24 Jan BSO: BACKWARD GLIMPSES 7.30pm

Wed 12 Dec TRAVIS 7pm

Fri 25 Jan LOS PACAMINOS FT. PAUL YOUNG 7pm

Sat 15 Dec ABC TEDDY BEAR CONCERTS BRINGS YOU:

Mon 28 Jan PORTSMOUTH CHAMBER

JUNGLE BELL JAZZ 11am & 1pm

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Thu 31 Jan THE NOISE NEXT DOOR 7.30pm

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Wed 19 Dec THE BIG FAT XMAS QUIZ 7pm

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Thu 20 & Fri 21 Dec RHYTHM OF THE ‘90s 7.30pm

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Sat 22 Dec FLEETINGWOOD MAC 8pm Sun 23 Dec MARK MORRISS 7.30pm

Sun 2 Dec ROB NEWMAN’S TOTAL ECLIPSE OF

Fri 28 Dec WEDGE COMEDY CLUB 7.30pm

DESCARTES 7pm

Sat 29 Dec KOJAKS REVENGE 7.30pm

Mon 3 Dec KING 810 7.30pm

Mon 31 Dec NYE PARTY with THE SOUTHCOAST

Wed 5 Dec THE WEDDING PRESENT 8pm

COLLECTIVE 8pm

Fri 7 Dec THE BOG ROLLING STONES V THE SILVER

Sat 12 Jan RONI SIZE 9pm

BEATLES 7.30pm

Fri 18 Jan WHOLE LOTTA LED 7.30pm

Sat 8 Dec DREADZONE 8pm

Sun 27 Jan LOUISE DISTRAS 7.30pm

Sun 9 Dec MERCURY REV 7.30pm

Wed 30 Jan GANGSTAGRASS 7.30pm

Mon10 Dec BROTHERS 7.30pm

Thu 31 Jan BEANS ON TOAST A Bird in the Hand

Wed 12 Dec STEVE ‘N’ SEAGULLS 7.30pm

Tour 7.30pm

Fri 14 Dec WEDGE COMEDY CLUB 7.30pm,

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KINGS THEATRE Sat 1 Dec THE COMEDY ABOUT A BANK ROBBERY 2.30pm & 7.30pm Sun 2 Dec THE SALVATION ARMY CAROLS AT THE KINGS 6pm From 11 Dec – 6 Jan CINDERELLA – see box office for times and prices Tues 18 Dec THAT’LL BE THE DAY CHRISTMAS SHOW 7.30pm Sat 22 Dec IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE 7pm Fri 25 Jan – 2 Feb AVENUE Q – see box office for times and prices Albert Road, Southsea PO5 2QJ Box Office: 023 9282 8282 http://kingsportsmouth.co.uk

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OTHER EVENTS Until 23 Dec VISIT SANTA booking essential KEYDELL NURSERY, Havant Road, Horndean, Waterlooville PO8 0UU Until 6 Jan ICE SKATE PORTSMOUTH 10.30am -11pm daily Guildhall Square, Portsmouth Sat 1 Dec CHRISTMAS FAIR 11am-2pm Portsmouth Anglican Cathedral, High Street, Old Portsmouth Sun 2 Dec CHRISTMAS FUN DAY 10am-1pm Portchester Community Centre, Westlands Grove, Portchester PO16 9AD Sat 1 - Mon 24 Dec GUNWHARF EXPRESS FATHER CHRISTMAS EXPERIENCE booking essential Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth PO1 3TZ Sat 1 - Sun 2 Dec HOTWALLS CHRISTMAS MARKET 10am-4pm The Hotwalls Studios, Point Battery & Barracks, Broad Street, Old Portsmouth PO1 2FS Sat 1 - Mon 24 Dec SANTA SPECIALS AT THE WATERCRESS LINE booking essential The Railway Station, Station Road, New Alresford SO24 9JG Sat 1 - Mon 24 Dec FUNLAND HAYLING ISLAND WINTER WONDERLAND dates and times vary, see website: haylingwonderland.co.uk Sat 1 – 13 Dec STANSTED HOUSE FESTIVAL OF LIGHT 5.30-8pm booking essential, Stansted Park, Rowland’s Castle PO9 6DX Sat 1 - Mon 31 Dec FESTIVE HIGH TEA 12-4.30pm prices apply, Emirates Spinnaker Tower Sat 1 - Sun 2, Sat 8 - Sun 9, Sat 15 - Sun 16, Sat 22 Sun 23 Dec CHRISTMAS booking essential, Staunton Country Park, Middle Park Way, Havant PO9 5HB Sat 1 - Mon 24 Dec CHRISTMAS PARTY NIGHTS at The Southsea Village, 81 Palmerston Road, Southsea PO5 3PP Sat 1 - Sun 2 Dec TOWER TOYMAKERS WORKSHOP 10am-6pm Emirates Spinnaker Tower Tue 4 Dec SPEED DATING 7.15pm The Liquorist, R1 Boulevard Building, Gunwharf Quays, Portsmouth PO1 3TD Wed 5 Dec ONE TO ONE POP UP IT SURGERY SESSIONS 13.30-3.30pm Carnegie Library Thu 6 Dec DMAs 7.30pm Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade, Southsea PO5 3ST Thu 6 Dec THE FRONT ROOM, DIEGO BROWN & THE GOOD FAIRY 7.30pm, £5, £4 (concs.) Hunter

Gatherer, Albert Road, Southsea Sat 8 Dec CHRISTMAS see website - booking essential Queen Elizabeth Country Park, Gravel Hill, Horndean PO8 0QE https://www.hants.gov.uk/ thingstodo/countryparks/qecp Sat 8 & Sun 9 Dec PORT SOLENT FESTIVAL OF CHRISTMAS 10am-6pm Sat 8 & Sun 9 Dec FESTIVE FUN normal admission applies Manor Farm Country Park, Pyland’s Lane, Bursledon SO31 1BH Sat 8 Dec CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR - 10am-4pm Trafalgar School, London Road, Old Portsmouth Sat 8 - Sun 9 Dec TOWER TOYMAKERS WORKSHOP 10am-6pm Emirates Spinnaker Tower Sat 8 Dec CHRISTMAS CONCERT BY CANDLELIGHT FOR ROWANS HOSPICE at 7.30pm Portsmouth Anglican Cathedral, High Street, Old Portsmouth PO1 2HA Sun 9 Dec EMSWORTH ANTIQUES & COLLECTORS FAIR 10am – 3.30pm Sun 9 Dec ENTER SHIKARI 7pm Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade, Southsea PO5 3ST Mon 10 Dec THE MAGPIE SALUTE 7pm Pyramids Centre, Clarence Esplanade, Southsea PO5 3ST Tues 11 Dec 20,000 FEET ABOVE THE WESTERN FRONT: Britain’s Aerial War, 1917-18 Professor Adrian Smith, University of Southampton 7pm £1 per talk.

Students free Room 2/07, Park Building, University of Portsmouth, King Henry 1 Street, Portsmouth PO1 2DZ Wed 12 Dec TALK: SAMURAI ARMOUR IN TOKUGAWA JAPAN 7.30pm Fort Nelson Thu 13 Dec TRICORN:01 EXHIBITION 5-11pm Free Entry Coastguard Studio, Clarendon Road, Southsea PO4 0SA foursandeights.co.uk @foursandeights Sun 15 Dec GERRY COLVIN BAND IN THE SQUARE ROOTS XMAS CRACKER SHOW 7pm Square Tower, Broad Street, Old Portsmouth PO1 2ND Sat 15 Dec WINTER ANIMALS TRAIL at Cumberland Natural History Museum Sat 15 - 16 Dec TOWER TOYMAKERS WORKSHOP 10am-6pm Emirates Spinnaker Tower Harbour Church various CHRISTMAS SERVICES see https://www.harbourchurchportsmouth.org/christmas/ Copnor, Commercial Rd and Gunwharf

Sat 15 Dec Portsmouth Choral Union WASSAIL! by Alexander L'Estrange & Call Me Al Jazz Quintet & Castle Primary School Choir 7.30pm Portsmouth Anglican Cathedral Sun 16 Dec OPEN STUDIOS @ THE HOTWALLS 11am-4pm Sun 16 Dec CRAFTS IN THE TOWER 11am Square Tower, Broad Street, Old Portsmouth PO1 2ND Tue 18 Dec THE FRONT ROOM PRESENTS FUTURE FOLK, YEE HAA GRANMAA (CAYJUN FOOT STOMPING) & MEGAN LINFORD 8.15 pm Free entry Wine Vaults, Albert Road, Southsea Thu 20 Dec - Fri 4 Jan VICTORIAN CHRISTMAS 10am4pm Fort Nelson Mon 31 Dec NEW YEARS EVE AT THE EMIRATES SPINNAKER TOWER 8pm-1am Fri 21 - Mon 24 Dec TOWER TOYMAKERS WORKSHOP 10am-6pm Emirates Spinnaker Tower Tues 8 Jan ERRANT SAINTS: sex, scandal and religion in the mid-seventeenth century, Dr Fiona McCall, University of Portsmouth 7pm £1 per talk Students free Room 2/07, Park Building, University of Portsmouth, King Henry 1 Street, Portsmouth PO1 2DZ. Sat 12 Jan SING WITH PCU A German Requiem by

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CULTURE VULTURE A season of fairy tales , by Emma Beatty

A

re you going to a pantomime this

and the Babes in the Wood (26-31 Dec),

year? Across the city, boy-band

performed by Curtain Call theatre group.

veterans and reality-TV stars are

arriving at our theatres; donning their sparkliest waistcoats and practising their thigh-slapping. Oh

yes, they are.

Expect lots of jokes about robbing the rich to pay the poor.

BEST FOR BALLET FANS: For fairy-tale dance, the Guildhall has Ballet Theatre UK’s Sleeping Beauty,

Amid the spangly scenery, there’ll be princesses,

(27-28 December), with two matinees and two

paupers, and wicked sisters in this annual mix up

evening performances. Classical choreography by

of broad comedy, sentimental love ballads, and

the Artistic Director Christopher Moore set to

cheesy dance numbers. I didn’t used to get it, but

Tchaikovsky’s magical score.

I’ve been going every year for over a decade now

BEST FOR BABIES: For tiny tots – too small to sit through a

(since having my own children), and finally, it makes sense. The creaky in-jokes repeated in a set order; a ritual harking back to the old Musical Hall formulas now long gone. It’s one of the chief financial lifelines for many of the city’s theatres, and it’s just plain feel-good to be in a packed

full performance – the Guildhall’s newest studio space is showing a special Christmas performance for babies aged 6-18 months. Little Star by Moon on a Stick Productions blends puppetry and music based on the song ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’ (7 Dec).

theatre at Christmas time. Here’s a round-up of the fairytale shows this month.

BEST FOR AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION: Groundlings is always good, and this year’s Cinderella (6 Dec-6 Jan) has cabaret-style seating, placing you in the centre of the action.

BEST FOR TV FANS: The Kings has familiar faces for its Cinderella (11 Dec-6 Jan) with X-Factor runner-up and Dancing on Ice winner Jake Quickenden as the Handsome Prince, and Hollyoaks, Marcus Patrick as Dandini.

BEST FOR MUSICAL LOVERS: The New Theatre Royal has a slightly less pantomime-y take on Peter Pan (13-31 Dec), performed more like a musical, in a specially written new version by Scott Ramsay, the theatre’s CEO. He’s set it in and about Portsmouth.

BEST FOR TAX CAMPAIGNERS: Even the sporty Pyramids is getting in on the act, with a short run of Robin Hood 58

Handsome Prince, Jake Quickenden

© Pete Codling

Contemporary Art Old Portsmouth Preview: Thursday 6th December 6-8.30pm Exhibition: 7th December 12th January 2019

Naivety by Pete Codling a contemporary Nativity

BEST FOR MOOMIN FANS: Also in the Guildhall’s studio space, is a brand-new children’s show Moomin Mischief based on the classic children’s stories set in Moomin Valley where the Snork Maiden and little Mo live. Magical puppetry and interactive play for young audiences aged 4 to 7 years (12 January).

Expect snow, as it’s by Finnish author Tove Jansson.

Step outside and you can have a skate on the Guildhall Ice rink.

121 High Street Old Portsmouth PO1 2HW 023 9229 7053 info@jackhousegallery.co.uk www.jackhousegallery.co.uk

scale densely drawn scenes. They blend classical, mythological and religious themes based on the story of the Christian Nativity, but subverted with contemporary political and personal content.

In Pete’s words, “The main body of work is the contemporary Nativity scene created by looking at the traditional characters of the Christmas story, and re-inventing them with a contemporary mindset. The intention is to open some seasonal discussion on

[BONUS CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKE: Why was Cinderella

what Christmas is about for all of us.”

no good at hockey? Because she was always running away from the ball...]

Gallery director, Rebecca Crow said “This body of

The Jack House Gallery, Portsmouth High Street, is showing the perfect show for Christmas: Naivety, by Pete Codling (6 Dec-5 Jan).

Artist Pete Codling lives and works in Portsmouth, studying at the old Portsmouth College of Art in 1986, going on to study sculpture and work on numerous public art and sculpture commissions. His Naivety series is a remarkable sequence of large-

work throws up so many questions and sparks interaction between the viewer, the work, and the artist, which is exactly what Pete thrives on. His ‘take’ on the Three Wise Men, for example, had me asking myself who would I choose to represent that particular visiting delegation in my own imaginary version? The heavenly host of angels are riot police with golden helmet halos, Gandhi has a walk-on part as a shepherd.”

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BENEATH THE RIBBONS AND WRAPPING PAPER…

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The Reverend Canon Peter Leonard

way in the manger, no crib for a bed… The words of this traditional carol which little children sing enthusiastically whilst wearing dressing gowns, with tea towels on their heads, presents an image of a warm and clean stable on a beautiful starlit night. In reality, the stable would have been dark, smelly and filthy. The animals would not have been gazing adoringly, but making unpleasant smells and noises. Mary would have been exhausted, Joseph bewildered. As for Jesus being woken by the lowing of cattle and not making a sound - he’d have screamed like every baby.

It is very tempting to idealise Christmas into something which makes us feel cosy and festive. The reality is different for far too many people. The images of happy families, of feasts, of presents under beautifully decorated trees, are as remote from some people’s lives as ‘Away in a Manger’ is from that very first Christmas.

In our city, there will be many for whom Christmas will be at best just like any other day, at worst a painful reminder of difficulties and troubles. In the words of Philip Alston from the UN who recently toured the UK, “Austerity has inflicted great misery on people.” He went on to say that despite being the world’s fifth largest economy, levels of child poverty are “not just a disgrace, but a social calamity.”

People sleeping rough. Families with no idea where the next meal is coming from, who cannot give their children gifts because there is only enough money for bills. Lonely people who will spend another long day with no one to speak to.

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