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‫ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻗﺒﻮ ﻛﺮ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻌﻀﻰﻫﺎ ﺻﻮﻻً  ﺑﺸــﻮ ﻧﻴﺴــﺘﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﻳﻌﻨﻰ‬ ‫ﻫــﺮ ﭼﻪ ﻋﻤــﺮ ﺑﮕﺬ‪%‬ﻧﻨﺪ  ﻣﺼﻴﺒــﺖ ﺑﺒﻴﻨﻨﺪ  ﺑﻪ ﻗﻮﻟﻰ ﺳــﺮ ‬ ‫ﮔﺮ ‪2%‬ﮔﺎ‪ %‬ﺑﭽﺸــﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻛﻨﺘﻮ‪%‬ﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﻧﻄﻮ‪ %‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ  ﺷــﺎﻳﺪ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫‪ ;%‬ﻧﻤﻰﻓﺘــﺪ‪ .‬ﻳﻜــﻰ ‪ 2‬ﻫﻤﻴــﻦ ﺑﻌﻀﻰﻫﺎ ﺟﻨﺎ‪ 6‬ﻃــﺎ‪ 4%‬ﻋﺰﻳﺰ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻟﺖﻣﺮ ‪ -%‬ﺻﺪ ﺣﺴــﻴﻦ ﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﻳﺸﺎ‪ -‬ﻛﻪ ﭼﻨﺪﺳﺎﻟﻰ‬ ‫ﺳﺖ ‪ %‬ﻛﻨﻒ ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ ﺗﻴﻜﺎ‪  -‬ﻧﻴﺮﻫﺎ? ﻧﻈﺎﻣﻰ ﻣﻐﺮ‪2 6‬ﻣﻴﻦ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻣﺴــﻠﻤﺎً ﺑﻪ ﻟﻴﻞ ﻣﺴﻴﺤﻰ ﺑﻮ‪ % -‬ﺳﻠﻮﻟﻰ ‪2‬ﻧﺪﻧﻰ ﺷﺪ;  ﻫﻨﻮ‪2‬‬ ‫‪2‬ﻧﺪ; ﻣﺎﻧﺪ;ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻫﺮ ﭼﻨﺪ ﻗﺮ‪ %‬ﺳــﺖ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺠﺎ‪» E2‬ﺟﻨﺎﻳﺎ‪E‬ﺷﺎ‪«-‬‬ ‫ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺮﺳﻨﺪ‪ 2 ،‬ﻓﺮﺻﺖ ﺳﺘﻔﺎ; ﻛﺮ; ﺑﺎ ‪2%‬ﻧﺎﻣﺔ ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ﻣﺼﺎﺣﺒﻪ‬ ‫ﻓﺮﻣﻮ;ﻧﺪ!‬ ‫ﺷــﺎﻫﺪﻳﻢ ﻛﻪ ‪%‬ﺳﺎ ﺧﺒﺮ  ﻋﻜﺲ  ﺗﻔﺼﻴﻼ‪ 2 E‬ﻧﭽﻪ ‪ %‬ﻋﺮ‪4‬‬ ‫ ﻓﻐﺎﻧﺴــﺘﺎ‪ ،-‬ﺗﺤﺖ ﺷﻐﺎ ﻳﺎﻧﻜﻰﻫﺎ  ﺷﺎﺷﻮﻫﺎ? ﻧﮕﻠﺴﺘﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﻪ‬ ‫‪ ;%‬ﻓﺘﺎ; »ﻏﻴﺮﻗﺎﻧﻮﻧﻰ« ﺳﺖ‪ .‬ﻳﻌﻨﻰ »ﻏﻴﺮﻗﺎﻧﻮﻧﻰ« ﻧﻴﺴﺖ ﻟﻰ‬


‫ﮔﺮ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪ 2 ?%‬ﻳﻦ ﻏﻠﻂﻫﺎ ﺑﻜﻨﺪ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺳــﺖ ﻟﻘﺎﻋﺪ;  ‪%‬‬ ‫ﺑﺪ‪ ،2‬ﺑﻪ ﺳﻮ‪%‬ﺧﻰ ﺑﺮ;  ﺳﺮ‪ % Q‬ﺑﺒﺮ! ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﺳﺎﮔﻰ!‬ ‫ﻟﻘﺎﻋﺪ; ‪ 2‬ﺣﺪ? ﺳﺘﻮ‪ %‬ﻧﻤﻰﮔﻴﺮ ﺟﺰ ‪ 2‬ﻛﺎ‪R‬ﺳﻔﻴﺪ‪ .‬ﻫﺮ ﻗﺖ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻫﻨﺪ ﻣﺰﺣﻤﻰ ‪ 2 %‬ﺳــﺮ ‪ ;%‬ﺑﺮ‪%‬ﻧﺪ ﺗﻠﻔﻦ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﻣﺴــﺘﺮ ﺑﻦﻻ‪ -‬ﺑﻦﺳﻌﻮ! ﺗﻠﻔﻦ ﻣﺨﺼﻮ‪ S‬ﺑﻦﻻ‪ % -‬ﻳﻜﻰ‬ ‫‪ 2‬ﻏﺎ‪%‬ﻫﺎ? ﻓﻐﺎﻧﺴﺘﺎ‪2 -‬ﻧﮓ ﻣﻰ‪2‬ﻧﺪ  ﺧﻂ ﻣﺴﺘﻘﻴﻢ ﻛﺎ‪R‬ﺳﻔﻴﺪ‬ ‫»ﺻﻞ« ﻣﻰﺷﻮ‪:‬‬ ‫ـ ﻫﻠﻮ! ﺑﻨﻰ؟ ﺧﻮﺗﻰ!‬ ‫ﻼ  ﺳﻬ ً‬ ‫ـ ﻫ ً‬ ‫ﻼ! ﻫﻠﻮ ﺑﻪ ‪ ?%‬ﻣﺎﻫﺖ‪ ،‬ﺗﻮﺋﻰ ﻳﺎ ﺑﻰ؟! ﺣﺎﻟﺖ‬ ‫ﭼﻄﻮ‪;%‬؟‬ ‫ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﭘﺲ ‪ 2‬ﭼﻨﺪ ﻗﻴﻘﻪ ﺗﻜﻪﭘﺎ‪ ;%‬ﻛﺮ‪ -‬ﺗﻌﺎ‪%‬ﻓﺎ‪  E‬ﺧﻮ‪Q‬‬ ‫ ﺑﺶ  ﭼﺎ‪ 4‬ﺳــﻼﻣﺘﻰ‪» ،‬ﺑﻰ« ﻣﺸــﻜﻞ ﺧــﻮ ‪ %‬ﺑﺎ »ﺑﻨﻰ«‬ ‫‪ %‬ﻣﻴــﺎ‪ -‬ﻣﻰﮔﺬ‪  %‬ﻗﺮ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﺷــﻮ ﭼﻨﺪ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪ %‬ﻓﻀﻮ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﻫﺪ\ ﻧﺴــﺎﻧﻰ  ﻟﻬــﻰ  ﻣﻜﺮﺳــﻰ  ‪  ?2‬ﻏﻴﺮ; ‪ %‬ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ  ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ‪ % -‬ﻋﺮ‪  4‬ﻓﻐﺎﻧﺴﺘﺎ‪ -‬ﻧﺒﺎ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺧﻄﺮ ﻧﺪﺧﺘﻪﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻣﺠﺎ‪ E2‬ﺷــﻮﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺳــﺘﻮ‪%‬ﻟﻌﻤﻞ ‪%‬ﺷــﻦ‬ ‫ﺳــﺖ‪ .‬ﻋﻮﻣﻞ ﺑﻨــﻰ  ﺑﻰ ‪-‬ﻫﺎ ‪ %‬ﻣﻰ‪2‬ﻧــﺪ  ﻣﻰﮔﺬ‪%‬ﻧﺪ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺣﺴــﺎ‪ 6‬ﺳﺒﻌﻴﺖ  ﺧﺸﻮﻧﺖ  ﺳــﺎ‪Q2‬ﻧﺎﭘﺬﻳﺮ? »ﻟﻘﺎﻋﺪ;«‬ ‫ ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺗﻔﻬﻴــﻢ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪﻛﻪ ﮔﺮ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪ ?%‬ﻳﻦ ‪  %‬ﺑﺮﻫﺎ‬ ‫ﭘﻴﺪﻳﺶ ﺷــﻮ ﺑﺮ  ﻫﻤﺎ‪ -‬ﺧﻮﻫﺪ ‪%‬ﻓــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ ﻳﻦ ﻓﻀﻮﻻ‪.-‬‬ ‫ﻳﻨﭽﻨﻴﻦ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻫﻤﻪ ‪ %‬ﻧﻈﺎﻫﺎ? ‪%‬ﺳــﺎﻧﻪ? ﻣﺎﺳﺖﻫﺎ ‪%‬‬ ‫ﻛﻴﺴــﻪ ﻛﺮ;  ﮔــﻮ‪ Q‬ﺑﻪ ﻓﺮﻣﺎ‪ -‬ﺣﻀﺮ‪» E‬ﺑــﻰ«  »ﺑﻨﻰ«‬ ‫ﻣﺎﻧﺪ;ﻧﺪ  ﻛﺴﻰ ﺳﺖ ‪ 2‬ﭘﺎ ﺧﻄﺎ ﻧﺨﻮﻫﺪ ﻛﺮ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺑﻠﻪ‪ ،‬ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺘﺎ‪ -‬ﻛﻪ ‪ %‬ﻛﻤﺎ ﺗﺄﺳــﻒ ﺑﺮ ﺧﻼ\ ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ‪?%‬‬ ‫ﺳــﺘﺎ‪-‬ﻫﺎ? ﻳﮕﺮ ﻗﻌﻴﺖ ﻫﻢ ‪ 2 ،%‬ﺟﻤﻠﻪ ﻣﺴﺎﺋﻠﻰ ﺳﺖ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﻣﺮ‪ 2‬ﺳﺮﻧﻮﺷــﺖ ﻧﻈﺎ ‪%‬ﺳﺎﻧﻪ? ﺟﻬﺎ‪% % -‬ﻗﻢ ﻣﻰ‪2‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬‬ ‫ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﭘﺲ ‪ 80 2‬ﺳــﺎ ﻣﺒﺎ‪ ^2%‬ﺧﺒﺮﻧــﮕﺎ‪%  -%‬ﺑﺎ‪ 6‬ﺟﺮﻳﺪ‬ ‫ ﺗﺤﺎﻳﻪﻫــﺎ? ﻣﺨﺘﻠــﻒ ﻛﺎ‪%‬ﮔﺮ?  ‪%‬ﺷــﻨﻔﻜﺮ?  ﻫﻨﺮ? ‬ ‫ﻏﻴﺮ; ‪ %‬ﺳﺮﺳــﺮ ﺟﻬﺎ‪ ،-‬ﺧﺼﻮﺻﺎً ‪ %‬ﻏــﺮ‪ ،6‬ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﻴﺰ ‪%‬‬ ‫ﺟــﺎ? ﺧﻮ ﻳﺦ ‪ % !;2‬ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﺷــﺮﻳﻄﻰ‪ ،‬ﻧﺎ‪ -‬ﻛﻪ ‪ %‬ﺑﺮﺑﺮ‬ ‫‪2‬ﻳﺎ;ﺧﻮﻫﻰﻫﺎ  ﺳﺮﻛﻮ‪6‬ﻫﺎ? ﮔﺴﺘﺮ^ ﺗﺸﻜﻴﻼ‪ E‬ﻟﺘﻰ ﺣﺘﻰ‬ ‫‪ %‬ﻫﻨﮕﺎﻣــﻪ? ﻫﻤﭽﻮ‪ -‬ﺟﻨﮓ ﻳﺘﻨﺎ ﻗﺪ ﻋﻠــﻢ ﻛﺮ; ﺑﻮﻧﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻳﻨﻚ ﺑﻴﺶ ‪ 2‬ﻳﻚ ﻫﻪ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ‪ %‬ﺳﻜﻮ‪ E‬ﻛﺎﻣﻞ ﻓﺮ ‪%‬ﻓﺘﻪ‬ ‫ »ﺧﺒﺮ‪%‬ﺳــﺎﻧﻰ«  ﺣﺮﻓﺔ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪ ،?%‬ﺑﻪ ﻟﻴﻞ ﺳﻜﻮ‪E‬ﺷــﺎ‪-‬‬


‫ﻳﻜﺼﺪﺳﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻋﻘﺐ ﺑﺮﮔﺸﺘﻪ  ﮔﺮ ﻧﺠﻨﺒﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﻳﻌﻨﻰ ﮔﺮ‬ ‫ﺑﻌﻀﻰﻫﺎ ﻛﻪ ﺳﺖﺷﺎ‪ % -‬ﻳﻦ ﻣﻴﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﻪ »ﻣﺐ ﮔﺎ?«‬ ‫ﺻﻞ ﺳﺖ ﻧﺠﻨﺒﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻳﺮ? ﻧﺨﻮﻫﺪ ﮔﺬﺷﺖ ﻛﻪ ﭘﺎ? ﺑﻪ‬ ‫‪ -%‬ﭘﻴﺶ ‪» 2‬ﮔﻮﺗﻨﺒﺮگ« ﺑﮕﺬ‪%‬ﻳﻢ؛ ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮ‪E%‬‬ ‫»ﻳﺠﺘﻴﺎ«!‬ ‫‪ %‬ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ ﻛﻪ ﭼﻨﺪﻳﻦ ﺟﻨﮓ ﻣﻨﻄﻘﻪ?‪ ،‬ﭼﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮ‪E%‬‬ ‫ﻋﻼ ﺷــﺪ;  ﭼﻪ ‪ %‬ﺧﻔﺎ ﺳﺎﻫﺎﺳﺖ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺮﻳﺎ‪ -‬ﻓﺘﺎ;‪،‬‬ ‫ﺳﺖﻫﺎﺋﻰ »ﻧﺎﺷﻨﺎ‪ «f‬ﻓﻀﺎ? ﻳﺠﻴﺘﺎ ‪ %‬ﭘﺮ ﻛﺮ;ﻧﺪ ‪2‬‬ ‫ﻋﻜﺲﻫﺎ? ﻣﻜﺶﻣﺮﮔﻤﺎ? »ﻧﻨﻪﮔﻢ«  »ﺣﺎﺟﻴﻪ ﻣﮕﻢ«!‬ ‫ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﮔﻮ‪  ?%‬ﻣﮕﻮ‪ ?%‬ﺳــﺖ ‪ %‬ﺳﺖ ﻫﻢ ﺑﻪ ﻗﻮ‬ ‫ﻋﻠﻰ ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ? »ﺣﻀﻮ‪ ?%‬ﭘﺮ‪%‬ﻧﮓ« ﭘﻴﺪ ﻛﺮ;ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ‬ ‫‪%‬ﻫﺒﺮ ﻣﻌﻈﻢ‪ ،‬ﻫﻞ ﮔﻮ‪  ?%‬ﻣﮕﻮ‪ ?%‬ﻧﻴﺴــﺘﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻳﺸﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﮔــﻮ‪%‬ﷲ  ﻣﮕﻮ‪%‬ﷲ ‪%‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻧﻬﻢ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎ‪%‬ﺳــﻴﺎ;‪ ،‬ﻣﮕﺮ‬ ‫ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﺑﺮ? ﺧﺒﺮﭼﻴﻨﻰ  ﻣﺒﺎ‪ ;2%‬ﺑﺎ »ﺷﻤﻦ« ﻳﻨﺎ‪ % -‬ﺑﺎ‬ ‫ﻣﻴﻨﻰژپ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺠﺎﻟﺲ ﺷﻤﺎ ﺷﻬﺮ ﻓﺮﺳﺘﺎ; ﺑﺎﺷﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﻧﻬﻢ ﺧﻮ ‪ 2‬ﻣﺄﻣﻮ‪%‬ﻳﺖﻫﺎ? ﻛﻼﷲ ﺳــﺖ  ژپﷲ ‬ ‫ﻣﻴﻨﻰﺟﻨﺪﷲ »ﭘﺮ‪%‬ﻧﮕﻰﺷﺎ‪ «-‬ﺑﺮ? ﺟﻼ? ﺳﻼ ﺳﺖ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻧــﻪ ‪2‬ﺑﺎ‪-‬ﻣﺎ‪ -‬ﻻ ﺟﻬــﺖ »ﺣﻆ ﻧﻔﺲ«  ﻛﻔــﺮ‪ .‬ﻳﻦ‬ ‫ﺧﻮ ﺳــﺘﺎﻧﻰ ﺳــﺖ ﭘﺮﻣﺎﺟﺮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻰﺑﺎﻳﺴﺖ ‪ 2‬ﻫﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﺳﻌﻴﺪ ﻣﺎﻣﻰ ﻣﻰﺷــﻨﻴﺪﻳﻢ ﻟﻰ ﺳﻴﺪﺧﻨﺪ‪  -‬ﻣﻮﺳﻮ?‬ ‫ ‪ %‬ﺧﻔﻪ ﻛﺮﻧﺪ! ‪ %‬ﻧﺘﻴﺠﻪ ﻧﺸــﻨﻴﺪﻳﻢ‪ ،‬ﻳﺸــﺎ‪ -‬ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﻋﻤﺮﺷــﺎ‪ % -‬ﻧﺪ ﺑﻪ ﺷــﻤﺎ! ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﮔﺮ ‪ %‬ﻳﻦ ﻣﻴﺎﻧﻪ‬ ‫ﻣﺘﻮﺟﻪ ﺷــﺪﻳﺪ ﻛﻪ ﭼﻨﺪ ‪ ?2%‬ﺑﻪ ﻋﻤﺮﺗﺎ‪ -‬ﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﺷــﺪ;‬ ‫ﺑﺪﻧﻴﺪ  ﮔﺎ; ﺑﺎﺷــﻴﺪ ﻛﻪ ‪ 2‬ﺳــﻬﻤﻴﺔ ﺳــﻌﻴﺪ ﻣﺎﻣﻰ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺣﺴﺎﺑﺘﺎ‪ -‬ﻋﻤﺮ ‪%‬ﻳﺰ ﻛﺮ;ﻧﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﺑﻠــﻪ‪ ،‬ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ‪ %‬ﻓﻀﺎ? »ﻟﻴﺒﺮ ـ ﻳﺠﻴﺘﺎ« ﻓﻌﻠﻰ ﭼﻨﺪ‬ ‫‪ fl%‬ﻓﻴﻠﺴــﻮ\ ﻟﺘﻰ ﻫﻢ ‪%‬ﻳﻢ‪ 2  .‬ﻧﺠﺎ ﻛﻪ ﺟﻬﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﻳﮕــﺮ »ﻫﻜﺪ;« ﺷــﺪ;‪  ،‬ﻛﺪﺧــﺪ?‪ Q‬ﻫﻢ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ‬ ‫»ﺑﻰ« ﺧﻮ‪  6‬ﺳﺖﺷﺘﻨﻰ ﺳﺖ‪ ،‬ﻳﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻄﻼ‪m‬‬ ‫»ﻓﻼﺳﻔﻪ« ﺑﺎ ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻛﺪ ‪ 2‬ﻳﻚ ﻟﺖ ﺣﻖﺣﺴﺎ‪6‬‬ ‫‪%‬ﻳﺎﻓﺖ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨــﺪ  ﺑﺮﻳﺶ »ﻣﻨﺒــﺮ« ﻣﻰ‪%‬ﻧﺪ ﻣﺠﺒﻮ‪%‬‬ ‫ﺧﻮﻫﻨــﺪ ﺑﻮ ﻛــﻪ ﻫﻤﺴــﺎﻳﮕﻰ ﻳﻜﺪﻳﮕﺮ ‪ %‬ﻫــﻢ ﻗﺒﻮ‬

‫ﺑﻔﺮﻣﺎﻳﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﮔﺮ ‪ 6‬ﺑﻪ ﻻﻧﺔ ﺑﻌﻀﻰ ﻣﻮ‪%‬ﭼﮕﺎ‪ -‬ﻓﺘﺎ;‪،‬‬ ‫ﺑﻌﻀﻰ ﻳﮕﺮ ﻫﻨﻮ‪ 2‬ﺑﺴﺘﺮﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﻋﻴﻦ ﻛﺒﺮﻳــﺖ ﺗﻮﻛﻠﻰ ﺗﺒﺮﻳﺰ‬ ‫ﺧﺸــﻚ ﺧﺸﻚ ﺳــﺖ‪  .‬ﻃﺎ‪ 4%‬ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﻛﻪ ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﻫﻢ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ‬ ‫»ﻋﺰﻳﺰ« ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ‪ 2 ،‬ﻫﻤﺎ‪ -‬ﻛﺒﺮﻳﺖﻫﺎﺳــﺖ‪ .‬ﻳﻦ ﻓﻴﻠﺴﻮ\‬ ‫ﮔﺮﻧﻘﺪ‪ % %‬ﻣﺼﺎﺣﺒﺔ ﺧﻮ ﻣﻄﺎﻟﺐ ﺑﺴــﻴﺎ‪ %‬ﻣﻮ‪2‬ﻧﺪ;? ﺑﻴﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﻛﺮ;ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻣﺜ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﺎﻳﻨﺪ‪:‬‬ ‫»ﻫﻤﺔ ﻣﺎ ﻗﺮﺑﺎﻧﻴﺎ‪ -‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ  ﺑﺮﻳﺘﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﻫﺴــﺘﻴﻢ‪- .‬ﻫﺎ ﻛﺸﻮ‪%‬‬ ‫ﻣﺎ ‪ %‬ﻧﺎﺑﻮ ﻛﺮﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻗﺘﻰ ﺷــﻤﺎ ﻣﺮﺗﻜﺐ ﺷــﺘﺒﺎﻫﻰ ﺷﺪﻳﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ‪ -‬ﺷــﺘﺒﺎ; ‪ %‬ﺟﺒﺮ‪ -‬ﻛﻨﻴــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻧﻪ ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻋﺮ‪ % 4‬ﺗﺮ‪p‬‬ ‫ﻛﻨﻴﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻧﺎﺑﻮ ﺷﻮ«‪.‬‬ ‫ﻣﻨﺒﻊ‪% :‬ﻳﻮﻓﺮ‪ 15 ،‬ﻣﺮﻣﺎ; ‪1389‬‬ ‫ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻣﻘﺼﻮ ﻳﻦ »ﻋﺰﻳﺰ« ‪» 2‬ﻫﻤﻪ« ﻣﺸﺨﺺ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪ .‬ﻣﺎ‬ ‫ﻳــﻦ ﺣﺘﻤﺎ ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﻫﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻘﺼــﻮ »ﻋﺰﻳﺰ« ‪» 2‬ﻫﻤﻪ«‬ ‫ﺷــﺎﻣﻞ ﺣﺎ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪ %‬ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ﻧﻴﺰ ﻣﻰﺷﻮ‪ .‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻗﺘﻰ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﮔﻮﺋﻴــﺪ »ﻫﻤﻪ«‪ ،‬ﻫﻤﻪ ‪ %‬ﻣﺨﺎﻃﺐ ﻗﺮ‪; %‬ﻳﺪ‪ .‬ﺣﺘﻤﺎً‬ ‫ﻣﺪﻳﺮ‪ -‬ﻣﺤﺘﺮ ‪2%‬ﻧﺎﻣﺔ ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪ %‬ﮔﻔﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﮔﺮ ‪2‬ﻳﺎ? »ﺳﺌﻮ  ﺟﻮ‪ «6‬ﺑﻜﻨﺪ ‪ ;% %‬ﺑﺎ‪2‬ﮔﺸﺖ ‪ 2‬ﺳﻔﺮ‬ ‫ﺑﻐﺪ ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺳﺖ ﻟﻘﺎﻋﺪ;  ‪ %‬ﺑﺪ‪ .2‬ﻳﺸﺎ‪ -‬ﻫﻢ ﺑﺎ ﮔﺮﻳﻪ‬ ‫ ﺷﻚ  ; ﺳﺮ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺎ‪» -‬ﻃﺎ‪ «4%‬ﺑﺴﻴﺎ‪ %‬ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻨﺪ ‬ ‫ﻣﺎﻗﻊ ‪ %‬ﺷــﺮ‪ m‬ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﻃﺎ‪ 4%‬ﻫﻢ ﺑﺎ? ‪ %‬ﻏﺒﻐﺐ ﻧﺪﺧﺘﻪ‬ ‫ﮔﻔﺖ‪» ،‬ﻳﺎ ﺧﻰ! ﻻﺿﺠﺘﻮ‪ ،-‬ﻳﺎ ﻧﻮ ﺿﺠﺘﻦ! ﻻﺣﻤﻖ ﻓﻰ‬ ‫ﺳــﺒﻴﻞﷲ!« ﻣﻘﺼﻮﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﻳﻦ ﺑﻮ; ﻛﻪ‪ ?» ،‬ﺑﺮ‪% !%‬‬ ‫‪ ;%‬ﺧﺪ ﮔﺮﻳﻪ  ‪ ?%2‬ﻣﻜﻦ ﻛﻪ ﺷــﻚ ﺑﻪ ﻫﺪ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﻫﻰ! ﻣﺎ‬ ‫ﻫﻢ ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﮔﺮﻳﻪ ﻛﺮﻳﻢ  ﻓﺎﻳﺪ; ﻧﺪﺷﺖ‪ «.‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﺑﻪ ‪2‬ﺑﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﺑﻰ‪2‬ﺑﺎﻧﻰ ﮔﻮﺷــﺰ ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﺎﻳﻨﺪ ﻛــﻪ ﮔﺮ ‪2‬ﻳﺎ? ﮔﺮﻳﻪ  ﻣﻮﻳﻪ‬ ‫ﻛﻨﻰ ﺧﻮ ﺑﻪ »ﺑﻰ« ﮔﺰ‪ Q%‬ﻣﻰﻫﻢ ﺗﺎ ﺗﺮﺗﻴﺐ ﻛﺎ‪% E%‬‬ ‫ﺑــﺎ ﻟﻘﺎﻋﺪ; ﺑﺪﻫﺪ! ﻳﻨﺠﺎ ﺑﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻃﺎ‪ 4%‬ﭼﺸــﻤﻜﻰ ﻫﻢ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺧﺒﺮﻧﮕﺎ‪%   2 %‬ﻳﺎﻓﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻃﺎ‪ 2 4%‬ﺧﻮﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﺳﺖ‪ ،‬‬ ‫ﭼﻪ ﺑﻬﺘــﺮ ﻛﻪ ﺿﺠﻪ  ﻣﻮﻳﻪ ‪ %‬ﺑﻪ ﻓﺮﺻــﺖ ﻳﮕﺮ? ﻣﻮﻛﻮ‬ ‫ﻛﻨﺪ‪.‬‬ ‫ﭘﺲ ﻃــﺎ‪ 4%‬ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﻪ ‪» ،‬ﻫﻤﺔ ﻣــﺎ ﻧﻮﻛﺮ‪ -‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ‬ ‫ ﻧﮕﻠﺴــﺘﺎ‪ -‬ﻫﺴــﺘﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮ ﻋﺮ‪ % 4‬ﻧﺎﺑــﻮ ﻛﺮﻧﺪ ﻓﺪ?‬


‫ﺳﺮﺷﺎ‪ !-‬ﻟﻰ ﮔﺮ ﻣﺠﺒﻮ‪ %‬ﺑﻪ ﺗﺮ‪ p‬ﻋﺮ‪ 4‬ﺑﺸﻮﻧﺪ ﺗﻜﻠﻴﻒ‬ ‫ﻣﻦ ﺑﻴﭽﺎ‪ ;%‬ﭼﻪ ﺧﻮﻫﺪ ﺷﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺖ ﺑﺎ‪ Q‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ‬ ‫ﻣﻰﻓﺘﻢ؟!« ﺑﻠﻪ‪ ،‬ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺳﺖ ﻃﺎ‪ % 4%‬ﻫﻢ ﻋﻴﻦ ﺻﺪ‬ ‫ﺣﺴــﻴﻦ ﻋﺪ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ! ﺑﺮ? ﻃﺎ‪ 4%‬ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﺑﺪ ﻣﻰﺷﻮ‪،‬‬ ‫ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻓﻜﺮ? ﻛﺮ‪ .‬ﺷــﺎﻳﺪ ﺑﻬﺘﺮ ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻳﺸــﺎ‪ % -‬ﺑﺎ‬ ‫ﺧﻮﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﺒﺮﻧﺪ ﺑﻪ ‪2‬ﻧﺪ‪ -‬ﻛﺎﻟﻴﻔﺮﻧﻴــﺎ  ﻫﻤﺎ‪-‬ﺟﺎ ‪ 2‬‬ ‫ﻧﮕﻬﺪ‪ ?%‬ﻛﻨﻨــﺪ‪ .‬ﮔﺮ ﻃﺎ‪ % 4%‬ﻋﺮ‪ 4‬ﺑﻤﺎﻧﺪ ﺷــﺘﺒﺎ;‬ ‫ﭘﺸﺖ ﺷﺘﺒﺎ; ﻣﻰﺷﻮ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻛﻪ ﻧﻤﻰﮔﻮﻳﻨﺪ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ‪.‬‬ ‫ﭼﻪ ﺧﻮ‪ 6‬ﺑﻮ ‪2%-‬ﻫﺎ? ﺧﻮ‪ Q‬ﻛﻪ ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ﺣﺘﻰ ﻳﻚ‬ ‫»ﺷﺘﺒﺎ;« ﻧﻤﻰﻛﺮ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻳﺪﻳــﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺻﺪ ﺣﺴــﻴﻦ ﻫــﻢ ﻫﺰ‪ %‬ﺳــﺎ ‪ %‬ﻋﺮ‪4‬‬ ‫ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﻛﺮ  ﺣﺪ? ﺷــﺘﺒﺎ; ﻧﻜﺮ; ﺑﻮ‪ ،‬ﺷﺘﺒﺎ; ‪2‬‬ ‫ﺑﻘﻴﻪ ﺑﻮ‪ 2 ،‬ﻣﻠﺖ ﻋﺮ‪  4‬ﺷــﺎﻳﺪ ‪ 2‬ﻣﻠﺖ ﻳﺮ‪ !-‬ﻟﻰ‬ ‫ﺷﺘﺒﺎﻫﺎ‪ E‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ ‪ ?2% 2‬ﺷﺮ‪ x‬ﺷﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺷﻮ‪?%‬‬ ‫ﮔﻮ‪%‬ﺑﻪﮔﻮ‪ %‬ﺷــﺪ; »ﻳﻮ‪ «Q%‬ﻓﺘــﺎ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﻪ ﭼﻴﺰ ﺧﺮ‪6‬‬ ‫ﺷﺪ‪ ،‬ﻋﺮ‪ 4‬ﻧﺎﺑﻮ ﺷﺪ  ﺣﺎﻻ ﻫﻢ ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻫﻨﺪ ﺑﮕﺬ‪%‬ﻧﺪ ‬ ‫ﺑﺮﻧﺪ ﺗﺎ ﺑﺎ‪ 2‬ﻫﻢ ﻳﻨﻜﺸﻮ‪ %‬ﻧﺎﺑﻮ ﺷﻮ‪ .‬ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻧﺸﺪ ﻛﺎ‪!%‬‬ ‫ﻗﺎ? ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ‪ 2‬ﻳﻦ ﺳﺨﻨﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﺴﻴﺎ‪ %‬ﻧﮕﺮ‪ -‬ﺷﺪ; ﺳﺮ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﺟﻴﺐ ﺗﻔﻜﺮ ﻓﺮﻣﻰﺑﺮﻧﺪ! ﻟﻰ ﻃﺎ‪ 4%‬ﺑﺴﻴﺎ‪ %‬ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ‬ ‫ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺎﮔﻰ ﺳﺖ ﺑﺮ‪ %‬ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪ ،‬ﭘﺲ ﻧﺒﺎﻟﺔ ﺳﺨﻦ ‪%‬‬ ‫ﻳﻨﭽﻨﻴﻦ ﻣﻰﮔﻴﺮ‪:‬‬ ‫»‪2‬ﻣﺎﻧﻰ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎ‪ p%‬ﺑﺎﻣﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻋﻨﻮ‪% -‬ﺋﻴﺲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮ‪ %‬ﻣﺮﻳﻜﺎ‬ ‫ﻧﺘﺨﺎ‪ 6‬ﺷﺪ‪ ،‬ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﻣﻴﺪ‪ %‬ﺷﺪ ]‪ [...‬ﻣﺎ ﺑﺎﻣﺎ ‪%‬ﻳﺎﻛﺎ‪%‬‬ ‫ﺳﺖ‪  .‬ﻋﺮ‪ % 4‬ﺑﻪ ﺳﺖ ﮔﺮگﻫﺎ ﻣﻰﺳﭙﺎ‪.«%‬‬ ‫ﻳﺪﻳــﺪ ﭼﻪ ﺷــﺪ؟! ﺣﺎ ﻳــﻦ ﻋﺮ‪ % 4‬ﮔﺮگﻫــﺎ ﭘﺎ‪;%‬‬ ‫ﭘــﺎ‪ ;%‬ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨــﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﺑﺮ;  ﮔﻮﺳــﻔﻨﺪ ﺣﺎﻣﻠﻪ ﻫﻢ ‪%‬ﺣﻢ‬ ‫ﻧﺨﻮﻫﻨﺪ ﻛﺮ‪ ،‬ﭼﻪ ‪%‬ﺳﺪ ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ »ﻋﺰﻳﺰ«! ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻫﻨﺪ‬ ‫ﻋﺮ‪ % 4‬ﺑﺪﻫﻨﺪ ﺑﻪ ﺳــﺖ ﻣﻘﺘﺪ?ﺻﺪ‪  %‬ﺳﻴﺴﺘﺎﻧﻰ ﺗﺎ‬ ‫ﺗﺤــﺖ ﻓﺮﻣﺎ‪ -‬ﺣﻤﺪ?ﻧﮋ  ﻣﻮﺳــﻮ? ‪ Q;%‬ﻛﻨﻨﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫‪%‬ﺳــﺖ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻳﺮ‪ .-‬ﺧﻮﻧــﺪ  ﺑﭽﻪﺧﻮﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﺮ;‬ ‫ﻟﺒﺎ‪f‬ﺷــﺨﺼﻰ  ﺑﺎ‪ Q‬ﺳﺖ ‪ %‬ﺳﺖ »ﻣﺎ ‪2‬ﻣﺎ‪«-‬‬

‫ﺑﺎ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﻳﻦ ﻛﺸﻮ‪  % %‬ﺑﺪﻳﻨﺴﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﺮ? ﻳﺎﻧﻜﻰ ﻣﺤﻔﻮ}‬ ‫ﻣﺎﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻗﺮ‪ %‬ﺷــﺪ; ﺑﻤﺐ ﺑﻴﺎﻧﺪ‪2‬ﻧﺪ ﺑﺮ? ﻣﺨﺎﻟﻔﺎ‪،-‬‬ ‫ﭼﺎﻗﻮ ﺑﻜﺸــﻨﺪ ﺑﺮ? ﻣﻨﺎﻓﻘﺎ‪ ،-‬ﭼﻮﺑــﻪ‪ %‬ﺑﺮﭘﺎ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺑﺮ?‬ ‫ﻣﺘﺠﺎﺳﺮ‪ ،-‬ﺗﻴﺮﺑﺎ‪ -%‬ﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺷﺘﺮﻛﻴﺎ‪  ،-‬ﺧﻠﻌﺖ ﻫﻨﺪ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﺟﺎﻛﺸــﺎ‪  -‬ﻣﺘﻘﻠﺒــﺎ‪  -‬ﻣﺘﻨﻌﻤﺎ‪  -‬ﻗــﻮ‪ 2 -‬ﻗﺒﻴﻞ‬ ‫ﻛﺘﺮ ﺳــﺮ‪ !Q‬ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ ‪ %‬ﮔﻮﻳﻨﺪ ﺳﻴﺎﺳــﺖ ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎ‬ ‫‪ %‬ﺟﻬﺎ‪ -‬ﺳــﻼ‪ .‬ﻗﺮﺑﺎ‪ Q-‬ﺑﺮ ﺧﻴﻠﻰ ﺳﻴﺎﺳــﺖ‪Q‬‬ ‫ﺧﻮ‪ 6‬ﺳﺖ‪ .‬ﻣﺎ ﻛﻪ ‪ 60‬ﺳﺎﻟﻰ ﺳﺖ ‪ 2‬ﻗﺒﻞ ﻳﻦ ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖ‬ ‫ﻣﺘﺮﻗﻰ ‪ %‬ﻧﻌﻤﺖ  ﻧﺎ‪  2‬ﺑﻰﻧﻴﺎ‪ ?2‬ﺳﺖ  ﭘﺎ ﻣﻰ‪2‬ﻧﻴﻢ‪ ،‬‬ ‫ﻫﺮ ﭼﻪ ﻧﻔﺖﻣﺎ‪ -‬ﮔﺮ‪-‬ﺗﺮ ﺷﺪ ﺑﺎﻣﺎ‪ -‬ﺳﻨﮕﻴﻦﺗﺮ  ﻳﻪﻣﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﻃﺎﻗﺖﻓﺮﺳــﺎﺗﺮ‪  ،‬ﻳﻨﻬﻤﻪ ﻛﺎﻣ ً‬ ‫ﻼ ﻣﻨﻄﻘﻰ ﺳــﺖ! ﭼﺮ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﻳﻦ ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎ ﻣﻠﺘﻰ ‪ %‬ﻧﺸــﺎﻧﺪ; ﺑﻪ ﺟﻨﺪ;ﺧﺎﻧﻪ! ﺟﻨﺪﮔﺎ‪-‬‬ ‫ﻫﺮ ﭼﻪ ﺑﻴﺸــﺘﺮ ﻫﻤﺨﻮﺑﮕﻰ ﻛﺮ;  ﻛﺎ ﻣﺸﺘﺮﻳﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﺪﻫﻨﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻳﻪﺷــﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﻪ ‪%‬ﺑﺎ‪ 6‬ﺧﺎﻧﻪ ﺑﻴﺸﺘﺮ  ﺑﻴﺸﺘﺮ ﺧﻮﻫﺪ ﺷﺪ‪ ،‬ﭼﺮ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﻣﻨﻄﻖ »ﺟﻨﺪ; ﺧﺎﻧﻪ?« ﻳﻨﭽﻨﻴﻦ ﺑﺮ ﺑﺎ‪%‬ﻫﺎ  ﻋﺘﻘﺎ‪E‬‬ ‫ ﺗﻤﺎﻳﻼ‪  E‬ﻣﻨﻮﻳﺎ‪ E‬ﺗﻜﻴﻪ ﻛﺮ;  ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎ ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺮ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ‬ ‫ﺑﺎ‪ %‬ﺳﺖ!‬ ‫ﺻﻮﻻً ﺷــﻨﺎﺧﺖ »ﻣﻨﻄﻖ« ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎ ﻧﻘﺪ‪%‬ﻫــﺎ ﻛﻪ ﻃﺎ‪4%‬‬ ‫ﺑﻦﻋﺰﻳﺰ ‪ %‬ﺑﻐﺪ ﻋﺎ ﻛﺮ; ﻣﺸﻜﻞ  ﻃﺎﻗﺖﻓﺮﺳﺎ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪.‬‬ ‫‪2‬ﻣﺎﻧﻴﻜــﻪ ﺑﻪ »ﺗﻴﺎ‪ «E%‬ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎﻣﻰ ﻣﺸــﺮ\ ﻣﻰﺷــﻮﻳﺪ ‬ ‫ﻧﻤﺎﻳﺸــﺎﺗﻰ ‪ 2‬ﻗﺒﻴﻞ ﻧﭽﻪ »ﻗﺎﺑﻮﺋﻰ« ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻧﻨﺪ ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻣﻨﻄﻖ ‪ %‬ﻫﻢ ﺧﻮﻫﻴﻢ ﻳﺪ‪ .‬ﺗﻴﺎ‪ E%‬ﻋﻤﻮﺳﺎﻣﻰ ﻫﻢ ‪ -‬ﺳﺖ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﻗﺪﻣﺎ »ﺳﻴﻢﻧﻮﻣﺎ« ﻳﺎ »ﺳــﻴﻢﻧﺎﻣﻪ«  ﺑﺮﺧﻰ »ﺳﻴﻨﻤﺎ«‬ ‫ﺧﻮﻧﻨــﺪ‪ - %  ،‬ﺑــﺎ‪ Q‬ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎﻣﻰ ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ‬ ‫ﭘﻴﻮﺳﺘﻪ ‪ %‬ﭼﻨﺪ ﻣﻜﺎ‪» -‬ﻣﻘﺪ‪ «f‬ﮔﺎ ﺑﺮﻣﻰ‪%‬ﻧﺪ‪2 :‬ﻧﺪ‪،-‬‬ ‫ﮔﺎ;‪ ،‬ﻗﺘﻞﮔﺎ;  ﺟﻨﺪ;ﺧﺎﻧﻪ!‬ ‫‪ %‬ﻳﻦ ﻗﻤﺎ‪ Q‬ﺗﻴﺎ‪ E%‬ﺑﺎ‪  Q‬ﻟﺒﺎ‪f‬ﺷﺨﺼﻰﻫﺎ? ﻋﻤﻮﺳﺎ‬ ‫‪ %‬ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ »ﻗﺎﺑﻮ?« ﺧﻮﻧﺪ; ﻣﻰﺷــﻮﻧﺪ  ﺑﺎ ﺗﻮﻃﺌﻪ ‬ ‫ﺗﻘﻠــﺐ‪  ،‬ﻣﻰﻛﺸــﻨﺪ  ﻏﺎ‪ E%‬ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨــﺪ  ﻣﺮﺗﺐ ﭘﻮ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﭘــﺎ? ﺟﻨﺪ;ﺧﺎﻧﻪ ﻣﻰ‪%‬ﻳﺰﻧﺪ‪  .‬ﻳﻨﭽﻨﻴــﻦ ﺑﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺎ‬ ‫‪%‬ﺣﻞ ﻧﻴﺰ ‪2 ;%‬ﻧﺪﮔﺎﻧﻰ  ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖ  ﻛﻴﺎﺳﺖ ‪ 2‬ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻧﻮ‪x‬‬ ‫ﻓﻴﻠﻢﻫــﺎ? »ﻗﺎﺑﻮﺋﻰ« ﻓﺮﮔﺮﻓﺖ  ﺟﻨﺪﮔﺎ‪ % -‬ﺑﻪ ‪2  %2‬ﻳﻮ‪%‬‬ ‫‪%‬ﺳﺎﻧﺪ;‪% ،‬ﻫﺒﺮ? ﺑﻪ ﻛﻒ ﻣﺄﺑﻮﻧﺎ‪ -‬ﺳﭙﺮ  ﺧﻮ ﺑﻪ ﻣﻬﺘﺮ?‬


‫ﻧﺸﺴﺖ  ﺷﺪ »ﻣﺎ ‪2‬ﻣﺎ‪ !«-‬ﻛﻪ ﻣﺎﻣﺖ ‪ 2‬ﻗﺪﻳﻢ ‪ %‬ﻫﻤﻴﻦ‬ ‫ﻣﺴــﻴﺮ ﻓﺘﺎ; ﺑﻮ  ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴــﻞ »ﻗﺎﺑﻮﺋﻰ« ﻣﻌﺎﻳﻪ ﻧﺎ‬ ‫ﺧﻼﻓﺖ ‪ 2‬ﺳــﺖ ﻳﻨﺎ‪ -‬ﻛﺸﻴﺪ  ﻧﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﻪ ﺗﻨﻮ‪ %‬ﺧﻮ ﭼﺴﺒﺎﻧﺪ‬ ‫ ﮔﻔﺖ‪» :‬ﺑﺮﻳﺪ ﮔﻢ ﺷﻮﻳﺪ!«‬ ‫ﻟﻐﺘﻨﺎﻣــﺔ ﻋﻠﻰﻛﺒﺮ ﻫﺨــﺪ ﺟﻨﺪ;ﺧﺎﻧﻪ ‪ %‬ﭼﻨﻴــﻦ ﺗﻌﺮﻳﻒ‬ ‫ﻛﺮ;‪:‬‬ ‫»ﺟﺎﺋﻰ ﻛﻪ ‪2‬ﻧﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﺪﻛﺎ‪2 - % %‬ﻳﺴﺖ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ  ﻣﺮ‪ % -‬ﻧﺰ‬ ‫ﺧﻮﻳﺶ ﺑﭙﺬﻳﺮﻧﺪ‪«.‬‬ ‫ﺑﻠﻪ‪2 ،‬ﻧﺎ‪ % -‬ﻫﺮ ﻛﺠﺎ »‪2‬ﻳﺴﺖ« ﻛﻨﻨﺪ ﺑﺪﻛﺎ‪;%‬ﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺻﻮﻻً‬ ‫»‪2‬ﻳﺴﺖ« ﻛﺮ‪ % -‬ﺳــﻼ ﺣﺮ ﻓﺘﺎ;‪ ،‬ﺧﺼﻮﺻﺎً ﺟﻬﺖ‬ ‫ﻧﺴــﻮ‪ - 2 !-‬ﺑﺪﺗــﺮ ﻳﻨﻜﻪ ﻳﻦ ‪2‬ﻧﺎ‪ -‬ﻛﻪ »‪2‬ﻳﺴــﺖ« ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﻛﺮ;ﻧــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻣﺮ‪ -‬ﻧﺰ ﺧﻮ ﺑﭙﺬﻳﺮﻧﺪ  ﻳﻦ ﻛﺎ‪ % %‬ﺳــﻼ‪،‬‬ ‫ﻳﻌﻨﻰ ﭘﺬﻳﺮ‪ Q‬ﻣﺮ ‪ 2‬ﺳــﻮ? ‪ -2‬ﻧﻴﺰ ﺣﺮ ﻓﺘﺎ  ﻳﻦ ﻣﺮ‬ ‫ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﭘﺎﺳــﺦ ﻣﺮ ﺑﺪﻫﺪ‪ .‬ﻣﺘﺨﻠﺼﻴﻦ  ﻣﺘﻘﻠﺒﻴﻦ‬ ‫ﺟﻤﻴﻌﺎً ﺑﺮ ﻳﻦ ‪ ?l%‬ﻓﺘﺎ;ﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺻﻮﻻً ﻧﺰ ﻣﺴﻠﻤﻴﻦ ﻧﺴﻮ‪-‬‬ ‫ﻣﺸﻮ‪Q‬ﻻﻓﻜﺎ‪  %‬ﻣﻨﻘﺾﻟﻌﻴﺶﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻧﺒﻮﺷﺎ‪ -‬ﻧﻴﺰ‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ‪ 2‬ﺑﻮﺷــﺎ‪ !-‬ﺑﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻞ »ﻣﻬﺮ‪ «?2%‬ﻧﻴﺰ »ﺑﻰ«‬ ‫‪ %‬ﭼﻨــﺪ? ﭘﻴﺶ ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﭘﻴﺎ  ﻛــﻪ ﻫﻤﭽﻮ » ﻣﺮ« ﺑﺎ‬ ‫ﻳﻜﺪﻳﮕﺮ ﺑﻪ ﮔﻔﺘﮕﻮ ﺑﻨﺸــﻴﻨﻴﻢ!  ﮔﺮ ﻣﻬﺮ‪ ?2%‬ﺧﻮﺳــﺘﺎ‪%‬‬ ‫ﻣﻼﻗﺎ‪ E‬ﺑﺎ ﻣﻴﺸــﻞ‪» ،‬ﺧﺎﻧﺔ« ﺑﻰ ﺷﺪ; ﺑﻮ ﺟﻤﻠﮕﻰ ﻣﻮ‪%‬‬ ‫ﺑﺮ ﻓﻖ ﻣﺮ ﻣﻰﻓﺘﺎ ﻛﻪ »ﻣﻴﺸﻞ« ‪ %‬ﻫﻤﮕﺎ‪ -‬ﻣﻰﺷﻨﺎﺳﻴﻢ‪.‬‬ ‫ﻫﻤﺎ‪ -‬ﭘﻴﻞﭘﻴﻜﺮ ﺑﺮ‪  4‬ﻣﺸــﻜﻰ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﮔﺮ ‪ 2‬ﺳﺮ ﻣﻬﺮ‬ ‫ﻳﻚ ﭘﺴــﺘﺎ‪ -‬ﺑﺮ ﺳــﺮ ﻣﻬﺮ‪ ?2%‬ﺑﻜﻮﺑــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻧﭽﻮﭼﻚ ﺑﻪ ‪2‬ﻳﺮ‬ ‫ﻳــﻦ ﺑــﺎ‪ %‬ﮔﺮ‪ -‬ﺳــﺖ  ﭘﺎﺋــﻰ ‪  % ،;2‬ﺧﻔﻪ ﺧﻮﻫﺪ‬ ‫ﺷــﺪ‪  .‬ﻣﺸــﻜﻼ‪ E‬ﺟﻬﺎ‪ -‬ﺳــﻼ  ﻛﺮﺑﻰ  ﻣﻮﺳﻮ? ‬ ‫ﺧﺎﻣﻨﻪ? ﻧﻴﺰ ﺑﺎ ﻣﺮگ ? ﻣﺤﻠﻮ! ﻛﻪ ﺳــﻌﺪ? ﺷــﻴﺮﻳﻦ‬ ‫ﺳﺨﻦ ﺷﻴﺮ‪?2‬ﻣﺎ‪ 2 -‬ﻗﺪﻳﻢ ﻓﺮﻣﻮ;‪:‬‬ ‫ﺟﺰ ﻋﻬﺪ  ﻓﺎ? ﺗﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺤﻠﻮ ﻧﮕﺮ‬ ‫ﻫﺮ ﻋﻬﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺴﺘﻢ ﻫﻮﺳﻰ ﺑﻮ  ﻫﻮﺋﻰ‬ ‫ﻟــﻰ ﺧﻮ‪ 6‬ﭼﻨﻴــﻦ ﻧﺸــﺪ  ﻣﻬــﺮ‪» % 2 % ?2%‬ﺑﻰ«‬ ‫ﺑﺮﻧﺪﻧﺪ  ﮔﻔﺘﻨــﺪ‪» ،‬ﭼﺨﻪ!«  ﺣﺎ ﻛﻪ »ﻗﻤﺮ ‪ %‬ﻋﻘﺮ‪6‬‬

‫ﻧﺸﺴﺘﻪ« ﭼﺎ‪ ;%‬ﻧﻴﺴﺖ ﺟﺰ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻦ ﮔﺮﻳﺒﺎ‪ -‬ﻃﺎ‪ 4%‬ﺑﻦﻋﺰﻳﺰ‬ ‫ ﻛﺸﺎﻧﺪ‪ Q-‬ﺑﻪ ﻣﻴﺪ‪ -‬ﻣﺼﺎﺣﺒﻪﻫﺎ? ﻧﺸﻴﻦ‪:‬‬ ‫»ﻳﺮ‪ -‬ﻫﻢ ﻛﻨﻮ‪ -‬ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣﺔ ﺳﺎﺧﺖ ﺟﻨﮓﻓﺰ‪%‬ﻫﺎ? ﻫﺴﺘﻪ?‬ ‫‪ %‬ﻧﺒﺎ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﻪ ﻳﻦ ‪ %‬ﻣﻰﻧﻨﺪ  ﻫﻴﭻ ﻛﺲ ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﻛﺎ‪ ?%‬ﻧﻤﻰﻛﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﭼﺮ؟«‬ ‫ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﮔﻮﻳﻨﺪ ﻣﺮ;? ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻛﻔﻦ ﻫﻤﻰ ﮔﻮ‪ !2‬ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﻳﺎ‬ ‫ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ﮔﻮ‪2‬ﻳﺪ;  ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺣﺴﺎ‪» 6‬ﻣﻴﺨﺎﺋﻴﻞ ﻳﻮﺣﻨﺎ«‪،‬‬ ‫ ﻳﺎ ﻳﻮﺣﻨﺎ ﭼﺴــﻴﺪ;  ﭼﺴــﺒﺎﻧﺪ; ﺑﻪ ‪2‬ﻳﺮ ﺳﺒﻴﻞ ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ؛‬ ‫ﭼﻨــﺪ‪ -‬ﺗﻔﺎ‪ E‬ﻧﺪ‪  %‬ﺑﺎ‪ 2‬ﻫﻢ ‪ 2‬ﻗﺪﻳﻢ ﮔﻔﺘﻪﻧﺪ‪» ،‬ﻧﻜﻪ‬ ‫ﺑﺴﻴﺎ‪ %‬ﭼﺴــﺪ ﻳﻮﺣﻨﺎ ﻧﺎﻣﻰ ﻣﻴﺨﺎﺋﻴﻞ ﻧﺴﺐ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ!«  ‬ ‫‪ %‬ﺳﺒﻴﻞﺑﻨﺪ? ﻫﻤﭽﻮ‪» -‬ﺗﻨﺒﺎ‪% «-‬ﻧﺪ  ﺳﺒﻴﻞ ‪- %‬‬ ‫ﻧﻬﺎﻧﺪ ﺗﺎ ﺷﻜﻞ ﺧﻮ ﺣﻔﻆ ﻛﺮ;  ‪ 2‬ﻗﻴﺎﻓﻪ ﺑﻪ ‪ %‬ﻧﺮ‪2 .‬‬ ‫ﻗﺮ‪ %‬ﻣﻌﻠﻮ ﻳﻮﺣﻨﺎ ‪% %‬ﺑﺎ‪ 6‬ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ﺑﺎ ﻫﻤﺎ‪» -‬ﺳﺒﻴﻞﺑﻨﺪ«‬ ‫ﻓﺮﺧﻮﻧــﺪ;  ﻓﺮﻣﻮ;ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻪ ﻧــﺎ ﻧﺎﻣﻰ ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳﻦ ﺟﻞﷲ‬ ‫ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻰ ﻓﺮﺟﻪ‪ ،‬ﻓﺮﻣﺎ‪ -‬ﺣﻤﻠﻪ ﺑﻪ ﻣﻠﻚ ﻣﺠﻮﺳــﺎ‪  -‬ﮔﺒﺮ‪-‬‬ ‫ﺻﺎ‪ %‬ﻧﻤﻮ; ﻣﻠﺘﻰ ‪% %‬ﻫﻴﻦ ﻣﻨﺖ ﺧﻮ ﻛﻦ! ﻳﺸــﺎ‪ -‬ﻫﻢ‬ ‫ﻧﺎً ﭘﺎﺳــﺦ ﻧﺪ‪» ،‬ﻳﻦ ﺳــﺮ ﻓﺪ? ‪ -‬ﺗﻦ!«  ﺟﺎ‪-‬ﻓﺪ‬ ‫ﺟﻤﻠﮕــﻰ ‪ %‬ﺑﻪ ﺣــﺮ‪ 6‬ﺑﺮ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻣﺠﻮﺳــﺎ‪ -‬ﻓﺮﺧﻮﻧﺪ‪،‬‬ ‫ﺑﺎﺷــﺪ ﻛﻪ ‪ 2‬ﺷــﺮ ﺟﻮ ﻳﻨﺎ‪% -‬ﺣﺖ ﺷــﺪ;‪ % ،‬ﺳــﺎﻳﺔ‬ ‫ﻋﻤﻮﺳﺎ ﻋﺰﻳﺰ ﻣﻰ ‪ %‬ﮔﻴﺮﻳﻢ  ﻳﻮﻧﺠﻪ  ﮔﻨﺪ ﺑﺠﻮ‪%‬ﻳﻢ‬ ‫ﻛﻪ ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﺎﻳﻨﺪ‪:‬‬ ‫ﺧﻮﺷﻪ ﭼﻴﻨﻢ ﺑﻪ ﻗﺖ ﻛﺸﺖ  ‪%‬‬ ‫‪  -2%‬ﺑﺎﻗﻠﻰ  ﮔﻨﺪ  ﺟﻮ‬ ‫ﺳﺎ ﺗﺎ ﺳﺎ ‪ - 2‬ﺑﻮ ﻧﺎﻧﻢ‬ ‫ﺗﺎ ﻧﮕﻮﺋﻰ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻦ ﺗﻦ ﺳﺎﻧﻢ‬ ‫ ﮔﺎ‪%‬ﻳــﻦ ﻧﻴــﺰ ‪ ?%‬ﭼﻮ‪ -‬ﻣــﺎ; ﻳﻮﺣﻨﺎ ﺑﺒﻮﺳــﻴﺪ   ‪%‬‬ ‫ﺑﺸﺎ‪  E%‬ﺑﻪ ﻳﺪ‪ %‬ﻳﻞ ﭘﻴﻠﻮ‪ ?%‬ﺑﺮ‪  4‬ﻣﺸﻜﻰ ‪ %‬ﻣﻠﻚ‬ ‫ﻋﻤﻮﺳــﺎ  ﮔﻔﺖ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮ ‪2‬ﻧﺪ; ‪ 2‬ﺑﻨﺪ ﺑﻐﺪﻳﺎ‪ -‬ﺟﺴــﺘﻰ‪،‬‬ ‫‪ %‬ﻳﻨﮕﻪﻧﻴﺎ ﺑﺮ ﻳﻦ ﻓﻴﻞ ﺳﻮ‪ E%‬ﻛﻨﻴﻢ  ﺑﻪ ‪ %‬ﻳﺎﻻ‪ E‬‬ ‫ﻻﻳﺎ‪ E‬ﺑﭽﺮﺧﺎﻧﻴﻢ‪ E‬ﻛﻪ ﻫﻢ »ﺑﻰ« ﺑﺲ ﺳﭙﺎﺳــﮕﺰ‪ %‬ﺗﻮ‬ ‫ﺑﺎﺷﺪ  ﻫﻢ ﻣﻠﺖ »ﺑﻰ« ﻋﺎﮔﻮ? ﺗﻮ‪.‬‬

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