9/13/00

The Bovine Weekly of Rutgers University

Wednesday, September 13th, 2000

“It doesn’t take a cock to pump a rectum raw.”

RUTGERS UNIVERSITY

Volume XXXII Number 1

GMG

NEWS OPINIONS

ARTS

EDITORIALS PERSONALS

WHAT S SHAKIN

RUTGERS UNIVERSITY: REACHING INSIDE THE MEDIUM COW AND FONDLING OUR FETUS

C BOB SAGET.

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OPINIONS

Wednesday, September 13, 2000

“Someone cranked the suck up ...”

Welcome to Rutgers. Hope you don’t get raped.

By Christkiller Johnson

of sexually explicit music (Donna Summer anyone?). To describe these behaviors as deviant “attitude diseases” is laughable and will more likely cause paranoid isolation than reduce incidents of rape. · Too many guys still carry the Neanderthal notion that picking up the tab for a nice evening entitles them to a sexual thank-you. Neanderthal cultures generally did not have an established monetary system, and so the idea of “picking up the tab” would likely be a foreign concept. · Career rapists routinely use alcohol to lower a woman’s mental and physical resistance. In fact, rape, being a crime, doesn’t pay, and so there is no such thing as a “career rapist.” · Current films and television too often reinforce the idea that sex is “no big deal”—the equivalent of the good-night kiss in bygone times. While some films and television shows do endorse a less than Puritan outlook on sexual activity (and may even promote promiscuity and non-standard sexual forms), in no way does this translate to an endorsement of rape. Rape is not a primarily sexual crime. It is a crime of violence. What consenting sexually active adults do is of no criminal consequence (except in Alabama). It is when the activities turn violent and non-consensual that we must take note. · [P]ornography helps push the “rape myth”—the idea that no really means yes. While some forms of deviant pornography may depict rape in a positive light, most are respectful of the standard “consenting adult” motif, and usually encourage responsible sexual behavior (at least with respect to rape).

The same pamphlet claims that somewhere between one tenth and one fourth of women “will be coerced into unwanted sex at some point in her life.” Though sexist in presentation, these numbers are frightening nonetheless. One can only hope that your experience at Rutgers will not reflect this frequency.

My friend Sue (a boy I met in grade school, whose parents visited extreme emotional trauma upon his youthful existence under the pretence of a Johnny Cash distributed Shel Silverstein scripted joke) last week went to a party. The host, Sue’s friend Alice (another male, whose parents had not even a poetic justification for their nominal child abuse) dwells in an intentionally low security cell in the bowels of Riker’s Island (so that the prison’s guards might fulfill their sexual fantasies without libido-draining authoritative supervision). Alcohol and crack cocaine flowed freely, and Sue claims he was having a wonderful time for much of the evening.

Around two o’clock, Sue was molested and raped by Alice.

Like many so-called “acquaintance rape” (or “date rape”) victims, Sue considered himself partially at fault, having both invited sexual encounters with others present and consumed a number of inhibition-reducing substances. He had even allowed three others at the party to penetrate his rectum during the festivities. Sue wonders how he could possibly have had the right to say no to Alice given his drunken, promiscuous behavior in Alice’s cell.

Opinions are like Assholes Sue had that right.

Everyone has the right to say no to all kinds of sexual encounters [everyone has one and mine is better]

by Chris "B.C." DeSarno at any point. If you’ve slept with someone before, you have the right to say no to subsequent genital contact. If you’re currently engaged in a heavy petting session and you’d only two minutes ago agreed to Hi, my name is Chris DeSarno (desarnoc@eden.rutgers.edu) and I'm the new Opinions editor of The intercourse, you have the right to change your mind. Even if your Medium (and an alchoholic). This means I'm a very opinionated individual. For instance, I firmly partner’s fist is already deep within your genitals and you are rapidly believe that the elderly do not belong in cages. They are our link to the past and should be respected, approaching climax, you can tell hir to remove hir appendage and not locked in kennel cages like dogs ... elderly dogs. I am also against neighbor children molesting leave (or leave yourself, depending upon location).

Targum writers. This is what I believe and I'm not afraid to say it.

And no means no.

"What ever happened to the old opinions editor, Anish Mehta?" Rumors abound that he graduated Having said that, anti-rape literature often attempts to draw Rutgers University. This is simply not true. He never graduated but rather realized that college had illegitimate correlations between sexually active behavior and a nothing more to offer and decided to go back to the only life he knew ... You see, Anish was a part of rapist mentality. For instance, a group of French-Canadian nomads desperately looking for a place to settle and erect their statue the Rutgers Student Center of Gerard Depardieu. And by "erect their statue of Gerard Depardieu" I mean "masturbate to the distributes a pamphlet entitled 1990 movie 'Green Card' while making sounds in a French accent even though they don't know “Protecting Yourself from Date French" (they're Canadian, remember). But Anish left us a precious gift ... memories. I remember Rape” that espouses misinformation such as the following: how he would constantly talk about officially renaming a woman's earlobes "the breasticles." Ap· If your date tells off-color parently all of Anish's tribe have a natural fetish for these would-be and should-be breasticles. jokes, listens to sexually "Fondling earlobes is the most arousing thing to do for us," he would say, "besides spitting on explicit music, [or] likes Americans and speaking gibberish in a French accent." pornography…, it is likely Anish was a sad soul ... there was so much conflict and confusion in his life. The times when that he has one or more he got drunk were the worst. He would look up in the night sky and scream into the godless void, “attitude diseases” regard"AM I FRENCH OR AM I CANADIAN!?" A sad, complicated soul indeed. ing sexuality. If he wants Before he left he sat me down. "Chris," he said. "My people need me and my work here is you to watch sexually done. How would you like to be a Medium editor?" oriented films or videos "But I already am, Anish." I said. "I was the editor of the back page of The Medium, What's with him, consider this a “red alert,” and get him out Shaking for an entire year... don't you remember?" of your life. The vast He looked a little shocked. "The Medium has a back page?!" He shrugged his shoulders, majority of individuals have "whatever ... just remember, now people will actually read your section." uttered off-color jokes on I can almost still see Anish riding off into the sunset with his tribe on thier Sharper Image occasion and most enjoy foldable scooters, yelling over his shoulder, viewing certain types of "Remember to cry when you masturbate." I will, Anish, I will ... pornographic films and listening to certain blends

(submit your articles to desarnoc@eden.rutgers.edu)

You take the good You take the bad You take them both and there you have ... the facts of life

LESBIANS UNITE!

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Wednesday, September 13, 2000

“Ey ey ey... Once again I must sugar my own churro!”

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PRESIDENT LAWRENCE WELCOMES FRESHMEN WITH OPEN FLY

By Thomas Allen

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President Fran Lawrence gave an opening ceremony to incoming freshmen last week with an open fly.

Lawrence, who spoke at the Rutgers College orientation, discussed student goals at the university while exposing his Winnie the Pooh Boxers.

Lawrence wore a gray, double breasted suit with a zipper fly.

I can t believe the president likes Winnie the Pooh, said first year student Liat Rosenberg, I really feel more secure with his decisions now.

Lawrence explained he never intended to make a fashion statement, but merely wanted to inform new students of all the opportunities at Rutgers.

Several students were seen with unzipped flies yesterday.

BUSH BUSH TRIMMED TRIMMED ON ON DOUGLASS DOUGLASS

By Troy Chowdah Medium Staff troy@themedium.net In a move that has surprised many returning students, a large portion of Douglass bush was trimmed in mid-August.

"I can't believe I'm seeing this," said psyche major Jenny Bangs (DC '01). "The bush on Douglass was always so thick and healthy, now there's nothing there. Sure, I can see more of where I'm going, but there was something comforting about that deep bush."

Douglass Senior Landscaper Dirk Muff explained the decision to trim the bush. "There were concerns that it wasn't very sanitary, as it had gotten very dense in there. There were also reports that people could still see things they had accidentally dropped in there long ago, which started to create a bit of a smell. It'll grow back eventually, but for now it's nice and clean, like the area is young again."

Student reactions remain mixed. "Well, I'm the kinda guy who likes a well-groomed area," said Clod Marinovich (RC '02), "so I think any trimmed bush is a great idea."

Douglass students seem to be mostly against the new look.

"When I think of my lovely Douglass college, the thick, healthy bush is one of the things that comes to mind," said women's studies major Anita Cock (DC '01). "This desecration of our spiritually significant bush is really quite disturbing."

The area trimmed extends north-east from the corner of Chapel Drive and George Street along George Street to 135 George St.

Gore-Lieberman Campaign Pays Visit to College Ave.

By Mike Ryan Approximately 30 Rutgers students were in attendance at the Red Lion Café in the College Avenue Student Center on Monday to observe a round-table question and answer session involving a panel of six “diverse” students and Matt and Rebecca Lieberman, son and daughter of Democratic vicepresidential candidate Joseph Lieberman. The topic of the session was the Democratic ticket’s stance on issues relating to education, and was moderated

by Bob Menendez, a Democratic congressman representing New Jersey’s 13th district.

The question and answer session amounted to an enumeration of the key points of Gore and Lieberman’s proposed education reforms, presented as though it were a dialogue. Since audience members were not permitted to ask questions, important issues that figure prominently in the minds of politically-conscious college students were left unaddressed.

In the rally that followed on the steps of Brower Commons, the speakers essentially rehashed what had been said before the much smaller audience in the Student Center, but made mention also of the Gore ticket’s positions on abortion, social security, and prescription drugs.

In response to verbal outbursts from Nader supporters, one speaker termed Nader a “former segregationist” while another warned that “a vote for Nader is a vote for Bush.”

Not only is this luscious young man an all-star water polo player, but he maintains a 4.00 GPA in his California public high school

Are you tired of watching the politicians trim away your hard-earned bushes? Come vent your discontent about an important issue that concerns us all!

Nobody is more concerned with the issue of bush trimming than the Medium Party! Your vote can make a difference! Come vote* on Wednesday in room 111 of the Livingston Student Center.

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*for the purposes of this adver tisement, the ter m vote shall be interpreted interchangably with the phrase have your dignity stripped away and your genitals ridiculed.

NEWS

GMG

If you believe in the “S” you’ll be relieving your stress.

Wednesday September 13, 2000

The Honorable Clown Often, the term “clown” is used in a very negative manner. We hear negative phrases such as “don’t be such a clown” or “stop clowning around” far to frequently. Perhaps this is unfair. For we live in a society in which many clowns own their own busi“What my scrotum lacks in spirit, nesses, work as doctors and nurses, and help the it makes up elderly. Perhaps as a society, we’d be better off for in style.” praising the honorable clown. In conclusion, 94 “It’s Guiliani time” percent of all clowns in this country are boy rapists.

“Tacos are my favorite kind of Mexican food. My second favorite? Not Burritos!”

“Ben Savage is a good actor. Not a great actor.”

The Meaning of Hate

The Meaning of Love To really understand the meaning of love, we should look at the word itself. Interestingly, the letters of the word “love” also spell the word “elvo”. The word “elvo”, of course, implies a physical and emotional longing for elves and elf culture. This is an intriguing coincidence. For isn’t it true that most, if not all instances of what we call love, involve spiritual and sexual relations with elves and/or Hispanic boys? In conclusion, I am a severe moron.

“Shhh!

I’m a sex offender!”

I’m So Ashamed Of Myself!!

Don’t feel ashamed.

Write for The Medium.

Send submissions to gmg42@yahoo.com

To really understand the meaning of hate, we should look at the word itself. Interestingly , the letters in the word “hate” also spell the word “e-hat”. The word “ehat”, of course, refers to any sort of hat, or face poncho, which is purchased on the internet. This is no surprise, because many of the hats, or face ponchos which I’ve purchased on the internet have been most displeasing.

I often wonder why this is, and I could only come up with one logical conclusion.

I should stop purchasing hats and face ponchos that are filled with diseased fecal matter..

“I never make love to my brother, Jacob.

Never!”

Box of Pleasure, Box of Shame

“With pizza on a bagel you can have pizza anytime.”

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If you miss the big game, just look at the box score!

For the box score, the series of numbers that track the game, really do reveal all the dramatic action that occurred in the game that you missed. It really is amazing how wonderfully expressive numbers can be, and thus we could call the box score the box of pleasure. Sadly however, when I speak of “the game” what I’m really speaking of is man-beast pornography, which I’m very much addicted to. Thus we could also call the box score the box of shame.

The ancient Egyptians called toilet paper “toilet papyrus.”

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Wednesday, 13, 2000 ARTS &September CULTURE

ARTS

Pinky’s a very loving cat....

STRAIGHT BUT NOT NARROW THE HETERO QORNER OF THE MEDIUM How to Look a Girl in the Eyes or

“You Have No Idea How Distracting Erect Nipples Are!”

W ha ts? hatt is Ar Arts?

By Candy Arts is a section for everything that usually doesn’t fit anywhere else, like your lover’s fist or a doubledong dildo.

It’s about expanding boundaries or experimenting with bondage.

This is about the EROTIC, what gets me off and hopefully what gets you off. So enjoy this week’s collection and get ready to get your panties damp this semester.

Send ideas, comments, photos, stories, and requests to: hardcandy@wildmail.com

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So. Another year of wise words from the Hetero Qorner of the Medium. There’s not much to this one folks. Summer was eventful for me. I’ve been single since about March, and I’ve almost gotten used to it again. I am registered for classes again. Great. No I mean really, I am excited about this. I have a new car, which curiously has the exact same name as my ex-girlfriend Well, enough about that, what I actually wanted to talk about was a problem a lot of my fellow males may be having this September.

This school has some really damn fine girls. And I don’t mean some, I mean a lot, most, E R hundreds of them, all scantily clad and sitting in a class right E C next to you.

T “Where’s the problem?” you say. This is not such a major N pain to me, but is must be a I huge bug up the ass of every guy who already has a girlP friend out there to have to try P and not notice all of the T & L A scattered across these five E campuses. There is not a S minute of the day when I can look around and not see three or four pairs of beautiful breasts or a few great, round asses. And not just beautiful, I mean stunning sexy gorgeous girls all over the place. What’s my point? Hold on, I think I’m getting there.

I’ll give you an example. I have Gender and Genre, an English class. Naturally it is about 80% female. But the things is all of these chicks, I am in a class FULL of absolutely stunning females. Even the teacher’s kinda cute. Being a man I, of course, want all of them, but being somewhat civilized I realized that I could probably only have one. And being totally realistic I do not think any of these girls are interested in me anyway.

But the fact remains that I want all of them. I am positive most guys have this same problem. So, what to do? Even if you get to go out with the with the hot freshman sitting in front of you, there’s still the nice piece-of-ass junior sitting next to you and that sexy mother-fucker sitting on your other side. You will never get all the pussy your penis is telling you to get. So the point is just drink it all in and enjoy the sights this lovely school has to offer, because nobody is going to get a big enough piece of poon-tang pie to satisfy them this year.

http://www.angelfire.com/anime/CaptainHetero22/index.html These four Catholic mommas were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic woman chirps, “My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic momma says, “My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he’s called ‘Your Eminence’.” Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her this subtle “Well...?” look, so she says... ”My son is 6’4"; has broad, square shoulders; melting eyes, a squared jaw, and his clothes hang on him as if they were molded to every square inch of him.

Whenever he walks into a room, women say: ‘Oh, My God’.”

Make your Momma proud! Come to a Medium meeting 9:30 pm, Wednesdays in the Livingston Student Center

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Wednesday, September 13, 2000

Molino most certainly does not rule.

douglass college is for dikes. therefore all the people who go to that school are dikes. this is because it is a school for dikes and therefore only dikes were admitted to this to that fat bastard in my particular school.

MW8 Intro to Communication class in Douglass, you hey where are all the gay idiare fucking fat. Don't eat me. ots? life ain't no fun without frats are stupid. i dont get you hilariously queers!

Hey Matt M., the jerk store called. They said they are out of you, you jerk. Stay the fuck out of the bread pantry.

Word to the box!

what the hell could be so great about a big house full of young men. oh wait a second, i forgot entirely about the fact that i am a gay person who enjoys anal love. where can i sign up for these frats? are fruits some sort of sovereignty or ancient commonality that I have yet to learn about?

Rules for poker? You're supposed to take those out of the deck.

To that ugly whore of a woman that i see everyday in brower right after third period, holy shit i can't believe that something as ugly as you could be produced. i don't believe in god anymore because of you. to my roommate john, i cant believe im stuck with such a loser for a roommatte. you stupid fucking jock. you peabrained moron. i bet your mom is as fat as she is sweaty and lord oh lord do i make her sweat when i fuck her! you stupid jock you dont belong in college! hey jesus, i hear you are playing for the football team this year. is that why we are actually winning. i will continue to pray to you for our school's success before the oncoming football games. god bless you.

To the girl i saw in Brower with the best looking titties I have ever seen in my entire life. Thank you. Thank you for having such a jizz-tacular rack and for wearing that itty bitty tank top. Your tits were so attractive to me that I wanted to put my nose nuzzled in between the pair while titty fucking you.

Thanks again and keep up the good work of having great breasts.

Monkey jizzum!

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hey girls out there, i want you to read this seriously and give a serious response for next week's medium. i want to claim that blowjob's ain't cheatin. i believe that getting a blowjob from someone who isnt your girlfriend (when you have one obviously) isnt cheating at all. not even a little bit! i really think that it is just like blowing your nose with a little bit of help. i mean it's like these girls' mouths are magnets and my dick is steel. its just a physical thing not meant to ruin the spiritual thing that i share with my girlfriend, which is the really the most important part of a relationship (and the part that really counts in the end, right ladies?). hell, no way blowjobs is cheatin!

YO TO THAT PUNK ASS BITCH NAVEER IN THE LIVINGSTON QUAD, YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A TWO-BIT LITTLE B I Z N A T C H .

MUTHAFUCKA IMA POUNCE ON YO' ASS ONE OF DESE DAYS. YOU GONNA SUCK MY NUTS YOU FUCKING FAG. YO'RE SHITS GONNA GET FUCKED UP. STOP SWEATIN MY CREW! put my dick in your butt, To my horse lab instructor, cause i likes da butt sex dat you are so very beautiful. occurs in da butt! aww yeah1 You have every quality a girl Why wont that dumb bitch like me could ever possibly just shut the fuck up in my want. You're strong, grace- Intro to Philosophy class? ful, you have beautiful hair Stop raising your hand you and the biggest cock I ever dumb bitch. How did you get sucked! Wait a second you're to be such a dumb bitch anynot the professor, you're one how? Did mommy smoke of the horses! I still love you, crack made out of retard pobaby. tion when she was pregnant (We at the Medium support with you? You're ugly too. your hot man-beast fuck ac- Will you go out with me? tion to the max, Jack!).

YO SHITS ALL FUCKED yo sixth floor clothier is the UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE! muthafuckin shit! the girls up YO YO I JUS WANT TO here are so fucking hot! GIVE A SHOUTOUT TO they'll suck your dick with- MY NIGGAS EL SID, out even wasting your breath FAZIZ, ROCKO BROCKO, on a compliment. they are EL CAPITAN, AND THE just a bunch of dirty fucking CHIEF. STRAIGHT UP whores and god i love 'em!!! WE THE TIGHTEST UP IN (Freshmen whore-sluts?? THIS PIECE. MAD BEER Never heard of such things!). AND HONEYS. 3179 FOREVER!!! through all the darkness, my mind encompasses. through wow college is just so much all the pain my soul endures. fun, dudes. i cant believe i my strife is thickened. my can get beer that easily. blood flows quickened. why tinsley rules, bro! am i tormented? why do i Pants boners all around. hurt? in this beautiful world why does my cup over Hey fat bitch! Yeah you! The runneth? why does my life fat one. Shut your fat mouth slip to the floor? why am i up. You have a rank stench! so alone? i am so desolute...if Bitch! anyone can understand me You're 190 pounds, and girl and my poetry reply via the you sure are fine. Enjoy a medium to uncharteredheart mouthful full of tasty wang.

No fat chicks! (except you Tonight, it's on me. mom)

(Fuck you jerkmother).

PERSONALS PERSONALS

Medium Meeting: Wed, 9:30 PM, LSC - Rm. 111

Sexually frustrated?

We are. So please come to our next meeting. Please. Thank you.

Delta Chi is the greatest of all fraternities. Especially if you're a man who's looking to marry another man. Because we're all very, very, queer! So queer it hurts.

Hurts with pleasure!

Do you like Pearl Jam Nirvana? We should meet up.

Because I'm a moron, and I like to be punched in the face.

I have severe mental problems. Stab me in the eye.

I have a stupid retard teacher.

Hey stupid retard: shut your stupid retard mouth. You're a fucking idiot. I'm going to go play tennis. Fuck your fat mom!

Hey, mad props to my fat sistas! You know how to bring the heat in the winter and the shade in the summer.

There's gonna be some thick nights cumming soon.

To that hot guy with the blue shirt and khaki pants, whose name rhymes with "Parrot Quick." I want to do it with you. Yes, I want to play miniature golf with you.

To the communication teacher who didn't give me the special permission number, FUCK YOU! Now I have to be here for an extra semester. I hope your deformed children die of AIDS.

When I say penis, you say cunt. Penis! You didn't say cunt. I'm going to kill myself now.

When I say your mother is an obese whore, you say I fucked her good.

To the fat girl on the L bus last Thursday. The blue shirt you were wearing didn't cover your hideous mass.

The vein ridden, overstretched flesh was quivering all the way to the student center. I almost vomited. Cover yourself up and stay in doors at all times!!!

Looking for shaved nude underage fuck machines, preferably coated in ceiling paint, for art film.

Call 1.888.MY.PENIS for more information.

YO YO YO!! IZ BACK AGAIN IN FULL EFFECT!! ANOTHER YEAR OF BULLSHIT AT FUCKIN RUTGERS. SHOUTOUTS TO ALL MY PEEPS. LAVON, JENNY C. AND JOHN IN THE QUADS! (You’re an idiot).

Sucking and fucking is all that they're good for, without a vagina, they're totally worthless.

(Not a bad start for personals this year you jerks!).

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Wednesday, September 13, 2000

Somebody cranked up the suck on this publication

PERSONALS PERSONALS I like cats and kittens. I like clowns, cartoons, and comic books.

But oddly, I do not just long for such wordly desries.

I have certain aspirations that go far beyond such scope. Dirty aspirations.

For instance I have just ejaculated in my pants. And I would be most elated if I were to be felated. Felated by you.

That is my play.

FIN.

It is not a well known fact, but Asian men enjoy the sensual pleasures that a caucasian male has to offer. It is also not a well known fact that all of the Medium staff are East Asian Studies majors. That is, more accurately, we are at least not not all East Aian Studies.

Anyway, long story short we set up the East Asian Department here at Rutgers with a nice caucasian elder boy as a token of our appreciation for their knowledge, wisdom, and discipline in the eastern erotic arts. The elder boy is a particular treat for Asian men for this rare stock of Danish men is especially hard to come by in Asia, or in this case New Jersey. As you can see they are quite happy with torturing him. what a wonderfully tortured look the elder boy has on his face.

We re watching you!!! You better send us personals you jerkmothers, this ain t no clowning around here y know? So, you wanna send us some personals? Good, now we are in agreement. Th best way right now to send them is to the email addresses of the two gorgeously ridiculous Personals Editors. Their freaky e-mail addresses are jsp51@eden.rutgers.edu and mmolino@eden.rutgers.edu.

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Wednesday, September 13, 2000

Oh sweet, sweet mammary glands!!

What’s Shakin’

Well, it looks like we re all back for another fun-filled year at RU! It s time once again for large quantities of alcohol, pieces of ass, and possibly some learning. This marks the beginning of my last year, and being one month and nineteen days closer to my 21st birthday. If there s any advice I can give to the freshman it is the following: stand up to your roommate, if he or she is having sex while you re in the room, just turn on the light and join in.; write for the Medium, you will gain fame and glory, and send me events at stubby103@hotmail.com. We will publish anything youwould care to write us, for example: a review of the latest elderly porn, creative fun with animals, and articles explaining the goodness of clown wig!

This page is random, buh bye!

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