Young Feminist Book Club : Poetry Zine

Periods Chum, auntie flow, red wedding, shark week, time of the month, Carrie, code red, girl flu, leak week, painters are in, bloody Mary, on the rag, the red panda, my ketchup, lingon berry week, strawberry week, volcano, I am wearing my red dress, Elmo, the ninja, potato, salsa in my taco, lady dot, Voldemort, he shall not be named, Ms Cleo is calling, the plague, the gladiator fight, Satan’s water fall, carl is having a nose bleed, the apocalypse has come, surfing the crimson wave, my blender is missing, my vagina’s bleeding, the red scare, the pyramid, the crime scene, end of sentence, the devil’s work day, I have a date with Pablo, library, cousin Patricia, the monthly bill, the red tide, in the red tent, fiesta, T.O.M, war zone week, Steve, my relatives are in town, riding the cotton pony, red flag, camping trip, martin’s coming, the big kahuna, my uterus is redecorating, frank is dead, hell week, Sweeney Todd, the red sea is parting, raga muffin, death, aunt Penelope, aunt Irma, Fausto, riding the red toboggan, lady pains, thriller is here, comma, monthly visitor, oh man I just shot Marvin in the face, Paul, periodic table, bloody hell, the thing, moon sickness, woman week, little red riding hood, marshmallow time, placebo week, princess time, the bloody Niagara falls, I am ‘on’, little ketchup packet, girly time, Claire, fox bag week, fire ants in the hole, riding the red dragon, lady juices are flowing, Krampus, the red devil, box troll, question mark, kitty’s got a bloody nose, out of commission, the red moon is rising, the devil in liquid form, snake spotting week, dementor, I’m patching, delicate state, mother nature, Emily, the monthly curse is here, at war, cherry filled donut,

Dracula’s tea bag, blood and eggs, Eve’s curse, female trouble, hightide, making vampire soup, my cup runneth over, on the blob, on auto drip, ragnarok, red rivers, the shining, St Valentines massacre, time for chocolate, up on the blocks, strawberry salad, red badge of courage, sitting on a bottle of merlot, passing a liver, paper cut, plumbing problems, the scared dance of the uterus, the sacrificial goats, saving Ryan’s privates, taking Carrie to prom, redrum, moon’s blood, sugar pill week, I’ve fallen to the communists, there are communists in my funhouse, lady time, ragtime, dancing the charleston, sick, I’m having girl problems, my stupid f*****g period, tiny troll in my uterus, high tide, bleeding from the crotch, time for granny panties, uterine evacuation, grumbles time, the celebration from hell, ocupado, not pregnant, bloody old buddy, lava, menstrual monster, there will be blood, I’m on at the moment, redhead aunt, the red death, lady business, moon time, the red badge of courage, checking into the red roof inn, the red baron, arts and crafts at pantie camp, at war, back in the saddle again, big red bleeding dead babies, clean up on isle one, code red, court of the crimson king, Eve’s curse, fighting the scarlet crusade, the hunt for red October, hide the knives week, jam sandwich, icing on the cake, leak week, moon’s blood, old faithful, paper cut, raggedy Anne, rusty beaver season, the sacred dance of the uterus, will never go out of style, joining the cast of the pad, the tomato soup is on the boil, birthing a blood diamond, on Wednesdays we wear pink, red sails in the sunset, ordering clams with red sauce, Carrie at prom, the great flood cometh, being dishonourably discharged from the uterine navy, rusty pipes, cleansing your palate, having your garage painted.

Jiles J.