Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“Teach a child to choose the right path and when he is older he will remain upon it.” Proverbs 22:6
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
Lawrence Welk Wild Kratts Goldbergs Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003) One Day Tour of Duty Ă… The Fugitive Criss Angel RoboCop 2 (1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Ă… To Be Announced Bones (In
AM 7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Ă… D. Reed Perry Mason Ă… The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Ă… Planet Forensic Court
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2024
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2022
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2024
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9,
AM
:30
Dish Nat.
Imp. Father Rawhide Ă… D. Reed Perry
Ă…
Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Ă… Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Court
PM 7 :30 Rick Steves Art Nature
National Desk (N) The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Wipeout Ă…
2.0 Guns of Diablo (1964) Charles Bronson. Leverage Ă… Court
8 :30 History Detectives Ă… Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Ă… Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Ă… Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Ă… Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Ă… Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge
Star Trek Å Through the Decades Andy G. The 56th Annual CMA Awards (N) (In Stereo Live) Å Divorce Buffy, Vampire Slayer Wipeout Å Survivor (N) Å The Masked Singer (N) Rooster Cogburn (1975) John Wayne. Å Scorpion Å Tyler Perry’s Boo! A Madea Halloween Tyler Perry. Å Wild Kratts Home Imp. Jeffersons Andy G. Divorce
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 7, 2024
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10,
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2024
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2022
7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Ă… D. Reed Perry Mason Ă… The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Ă…
Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Ă… Home Imp. Father D. Reed
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which one of County Dracula’s relatives has a bill and webbed feet?
A: To prove that he wasn’t a chicken!
Count Duckula
Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
What does Tweety say when trick or treating?
A: Quack! Quack!
Twick or Tweet
Where do ghosts like to swim?
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
In Lake Erie
A: Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
What happened to the guy that didn’t pay his exorcist?
Q: Which country does not celebrate Thanksgiving?
He got repossessed.
A: Turkey!
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-logna sandwiches
Q: What do snowmen eat for Thanksgiving?
A: Ice-burgers!
What is the ratio of pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Q: Why did the pilgrim’s pants keep falling off?
Pumpkin pi
A: Because they wore their belt buckle on their hats!
Where do ghosts go shopping for food?
At the ghost-ery store
Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.
A: On their feet!
