Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
HISSSSSSSSSTORY
Do you know how heavy the sun is?
Me neither, but it’s pretty light!
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Where do hamburgers go to dance? The Meat-Ball!
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Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
What did the Dalmation say after lunch?
“That hit the spot!”
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
What kind of table doesn’t have any legs?
A multiplication table!
What day of the weeka re most twins born? Twos-days!
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How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves!
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
Why was the man running around his bed? To catch up on sleep!
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
Why did the internet need glasses? To improe its web-sight!
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