Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
Why did Uncle Sam wear red, white and blue suspenders?
To hold up hs pants.
What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?
Hi, Pop
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
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D V E R S A R Y N O D C U B E N A C E D E B E G I N N I N G E D E N D O T E Solution
What famous person do you get when you make a wreath of $00 bills?
Aretha Franklin
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
Brisit people say American’s go overboard with 4th of July celebrations. In reality the only thing that went overboard was their tea.
What march would you play at a jungle parade?
Tarzan Stripes Forever
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All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
How is the American Flag like Santa Claus?
The both hang out on the pole.
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What was the colonist’s favorite cookie?
Call
A flag newton
Brown
What kind of dinosaur shoot fireworks on the 4th of July?
Dino-mite
“A double-minded man is unstable in all his ways” James 1 8
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