Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
Pronounce the word G-H-O-S-T. “Ghost.”
Pronounce the word B-O-A-S-T. “Boast.”
What do you put in the toaster? “Toast?”
No! You put bread in the toaster and get toast out.
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
What asks but never answers? An owl. (“Whooo whoooo!”)
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022 For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201 Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
What did the werewolf eat after he got his teeth cleaned? His dentist.
What do you call a dentist who cleans a lion’s teeth? Adventurous.
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of fish? Goldfish.
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
How do you cut a wave in half? With a sea-saw.
What has 13 hearts but no organs? A deck of cards.
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SATURDAY, JUNE 14, 2025
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
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MONDAY, JUNE 16, 2025
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11,
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