Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
What did the farmer tell the cows when he caught them grazing in the middle of the night?
“It’s pasture bedtime!”
Why was the clocksad when the family left the house each day? It had no one to tock to.
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
What do you get when you mix a chicken and a clock?
A Clock!
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
How can you tell when your clock is hungry?
It’ll go back four seconds.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“Peace I leave with you, My peace I give unto you.” John 14:27
What did the second had on the clock say to the hour hand?
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
“I’ll be back in a minute!”
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dinoSNORE!
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
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