Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
What did one desert cactus say to the other?
“Hey! Long time, no sea!”
How do ghosts staycool in the desert?
With a scare conditioner!
What’s the best ay to avoid a cold in the summer?
Catch it in the winter!
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Why will you never be hunger in the desert?
Think of all the sand-which-is there!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
What do animals use to hide in the desert?
Camel-flage.
Where do cows go for lunch?
The calfeteria.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
How do farmers count their cattle?
With a cowculator.
What did the coach say to the heard of dairy cows?
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
“Get on the field and give me 2%!”
“A tree is known by its fruit.”
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