Portales Tee Vee Vues
DOUBLE UP THE "M'S"
Please join us for our major fund raiser
Why did the orange get thrown out of the frozen juice factory?
Because it wouldn’t concentrate
How did the lemon react to losing the race?
Bitterly
Why was the grapefruit unable to finish the race?
It ran out of juice
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Why did the lime go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
What’s green and smells like orange paint?
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
Green paint
How do robots shave? With a laser blade
How do robots eat salsa? With microchips
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“The Lord is near unto them that are of a broken heart.”
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
Why was the robot so tired after its commute home?
• Other Community Needs that arise
It had a hard drive!
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
What made the robot angry People kept pushing its buttons.
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MAY 23, 2026
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