Portales Tee Vee Vues
7 LET TER WORDS
Please join us for our major fund raiser
Where do cars like to go swimming?
In the carPOOL line.
Why is money called dough?
Because you KNEED it.
If you want to borrow money, which animal can help you?
A loan wolf
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
Do skunks usually carry a lot of money?
No, just one scent.
Shen does it rain money? When there’s change in the weather.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
Why shouldn’t you share jokes about germs?
So you don’t spread them around.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
When does a doctor get really upset?
hen he runs out of patients!
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What did the airline pilot do when she got sick?
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
She FLU home!
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
“Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.”
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SATURDAY, MAY 16, 2026
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MONDAY, MAY 18, 2026
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Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
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TUESDAY, MAY 19, 2026
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THURSDAY, MAY 21, 2026
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View (N) Å The Steve Wilkos Show Hercules (1983) Lou Ferrigno. Devin The Price Is Right Å Sherri (N) Å The Virginian French portraitist. Å Leverage Å Paternity
FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2026
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