Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
hat did the bird say when she found a sweater on sale for just one dollar?
“Cheap! Cheap!”
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a chicken who tells a lot of jokes?
A comediHEN!
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
What do you give a sick bird? Medical tweetment.
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
Because if it lifted up two legs, it would fall over!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
Who removes old road signs? A professional de-signer.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
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Why was the jar of jelly late to work? It got stuck in a traffic jam!
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
www.theprintshopportales.com
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THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2026
