Portales Tee Vee Vues
Please join us for our major fund raiser
What’s five thousand miles long and purple?
The grape wall of China.
Why isn’t your nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
How do snails fight? They slug it out.
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
How do bees get to school? The school buzzz.
Why can’t chickens play baseball? Because they hit fowl balls.
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022 For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library • College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats. Where do butterflies sleep? On cater-pillows.
“Fear not: for I am with you.”
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
www.theprintshopportales.com
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
What do you call a grumpy cow? Mooooo-dy.
SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 2025
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2022
7th and Gidding
MONDAY, APRIL 28, 2025
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AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Forensic Court Pépin Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
AM 7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Forensic Court Pépin Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
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TUESDAY, APRIL 29, 2025
Garden BBC World Almas Ring Nat. Jim Bachelor Have Gun
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AM 7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Manhunter Court
AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass
THURSDAY, MAY 1, 2025
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AM 8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge
