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Please join us for our major fund raiser
What sort of grades did the pirate earn in school?
He had a SEA average
How do fleas travel from place to place?
The itch-hike!
What flies through the air and goes zzub zzub zzub?
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
A Bee flying backwards!
Why don’t flies fly through screen doors?
They don’t want to strain themselves!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
What do painters do whenever they get cold?
They put on another coat!
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
“The fool has said in his heart, “There is no God”.”
Why do nurses always have red crayons?
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
In case they need to DRAW blood
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
• Other Community Needs that arise
What did the marble block say to the artists?
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
“Don’t take me
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
for granite.”
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
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FRIDAY, MAY 1, 2026
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