Please join us for our major fund raiser
What do you call a pig that knows kkarate?
A pork chop!
Why can’t you trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something.
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022.
What kind of music do mummies listn to?
Wrap music!
Why do math books look so sad?
Because they have too many problems!
Holiday Happening includes camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
December 3, 2022 10:30 AM - 2:00 PM
* Deadline to Purchase Nov. 10, 2022
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
What’s the smartest insect?
A spelling bee!
All proceeds from Holiday Happening 2022 will be used for community service projects:
• Dolly Parton Imagination Library
• College Scholarships
• Meals on Wheels
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints!
• Other Community Needs that arise
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown 575-607-6201
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each. TICKET MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Southside-Church-of-Christ/144295868926825
www.theprintshopportales.com
SATURDAY,
SATURDAY,
MARCH 21, 2026
NOVEMBER 5, 2022
(1957) Joel McCrea. Bones (In Stereo) Å Fi. Happy Heartland Tiger Goldbergs Alice Å Trash (2014) Rickson Tevis. (In Stereo) Fi. Happy
(1990) Peter Weller. Fear Factor Å To Be Announced Bones (In Stereo)
7th and Gidding
MONDAY, MARCH 23, 2026
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 7,
Jim Bachelor Have Gun Beaver
World Almas Ring Nat. Jim Bachelor Have Gun Beaver Paid Prog. Kill Germs Paid Prog. Forensic Hot Bench
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Paid Prog. Kill Germs Paid Prog. Forensic Hot Bench
AM 7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
AM 7 :30 Americas Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Crow (1994, Action) Brandon Lee. Wipeout Å Planet Forensic Court
AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Forensic Court Pépin Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
Curious Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Wagons West Rod Cameron. Forensic Court
AM 8 :30 R. Steves Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Forensic Court Pépin Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat Life-Edge FamFeud Forensic Court
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Cheyenne Å
AM 9 :30 Mexican Rosie Sesame St. TodayHoda Dateline Å Night Court Hazel Å Cheyenne Å Family Aff. Caso Cerr. In the Heat of the Night The View (N) Å The Steve Wilkos Show The Crow: City of Angels Vincent Perez. Devin The Price Is Right Å Sherri (N) Å The Virginian “A Father for Toby” Å Forensic Paternity
Aff. Caso Cerr. In the Heat of the Night The View (N) Å The Steve Wilkos Show The Crow: City of Angels Vincent Perez. Devin The Price Is Right Å Sherri (N) Å The Virginian “A Father for Toby” Å Forensic Paternity
TUESDAY, MARCH 24, 2026
Garden BBC World Almas Ring Nat. Jim Bachelor Have Gun Beaver
AM 7 :30 Song of the Mountains Elementary Curious Dish Nat. Home Imp. Father Rawhide Å D. Reed Perry Mason Å The National Desk (N) The Atomic Brain (1964) Wipeout Å Space Manhunter Court Arthur Tiger Daily Flash (N) Å Home Imp. Father D. Reed Paid Prog. Manhunter Court
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AM 8 :30 Songs Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud 40 Guns to Apache Pass Audie Murphy. NCIS: New Orleans Court Lost River Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat
THURSDAY, MARCH 26, 2026
8 :30 History Detectives Å Curious Rosie Today 3rd Hour Å Home Imp. Dennis The High Chaparral Petticoat Caso cerrado (N) Matlock (In Stereo) Å Kelly and Ryan Maury (In Stereo) Å Life-Edge Kelly and Ryan FamFeud Leverage Å Court Tiger Donkey Law&Crime Home Imp. Dennis Petticoat
