Please join us for our major fund raiser
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Lunch is on me!
Why do ducks make great detectives?
Because they always quack the case!
Why were people clapping for the clining?
They were ceiling fans!
Altrusa International of Portales, NM would like to extend an invitation to their major fundraiser, Holiday Happening 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Holiday Happening camaraderie and warm hospitality, gorgeous holiday themed table-scapes, a catered meal, a fashion show, door prizes, musical entertainment, and an extensive silent auction.
What is a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An inVESTigator
What do you call a monkey floating in the sky?
For ticket information, Call Dannah Brown
A hot air baboon!
Tickets are $200.00 for a table of 8 or individual tickets are $30.00 each.
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