Crackhouse series

The Campsbay Kids (Working Title) Die Mill (Working Title) Soos ’n Man (Working Title) Welkom in die Bowl (Working Title) Welkom by die Six (Working Title) Welkom by die Crackhouse (Working Title) By Rowen Smith

EPISODE TITLE: Is jy Skeef of is jy Gay of is jy Anders?

TV SERIES STORY LOGLINE: This is the story of how a group of ecstatic Individuals from all courners of South Africa became best friends for life, and it all started in the heart of Cape Town.

rowen.work@gmail.com 0796470077 4 Jan 2016

GUY, a 26 living in part time Drunk and

year old Homosexual-Afrikaans Durbanite, now Cape Town, working part-time at a skate shop and as a life guard at Clifton 2nd beach, High, on "Something" more often than not.

INT. ELECTRONIC STORE - DAY Guy walks into an Electronic Store, like Makro or Game, in search of some HDMI Cable to connect to his traditional Bulb Projector at home, in order to watch Blue Ray Torrented Movies that weekend, while being stoned, ofcourse.

He’s quite laid back and walks through the isles slowly, browing items, but stops when he notices a hot CHICK (22), who is also roaming about.

He’s not shy at all, and walks up to her.

GUY Hey. The Chick looks at him, with question.

CHICK Uhm. Hello GUY whatsup?

She’s a bit fronted and laughs at bit at the situation.

CHICK Nothing much, whats up with you?

GUY I’m into you and wanted to take you out on a hot date and get you drunk and possibly fuck you later on and then send you home, packing, and then the next day you’d call me and beg me to come pick you up for a nice breakfast at Mug & Bean CHICK Sure. That sounds awesome.

There’s nothing that would please me more than having a good night of intimacy with you and telling you how much I adore your good lovin.

GUY yeah girl that’s right FLASBACK TO:

2.

INT. ELECTRONIC STORE - MOMENTS EARLIER We’re back at the moment when Guy anticipated to approach the Chick. He hesitates, and as he walks on, the Chick notices him, but isn’t phased anymore.

Guy moves through the Isles passes the FLATFRON TV Section when he is approached by a COLOURED NERDY Shop Attendant, CHRIS. CHRIS Hoe kan ons help vandag meneer?

GUY Hey man, whatsup? Ek’s actually opsoek na HDMI Cable vir my Projector, sodat ek Blue Ray movies van my laptop kan stream teen my muur en net wake en bake heel naweek, if you know what I mean CHRIS Nie eintlik nie, maar kan ek jou dalk voorstel aan ons reeks Flat Screen TVs. As jy een van hulle het, het jy nie n ou projektor nodig nie.

GUY dude, projektors is fokkin classic. Dis way beter in om The Supranos te kyk teen n laken as om n Chinese Flattron dude.

CHRIS Okay, Waarna is u opsoek, dalk kan en u met dit help?

GUY n HDMI boet.

Chris gestures that he’s got what Guy needs and Guy follows him through the isles, but stops when he see’s a cricket game on one of the 72 inch TV’s.

GUY (gestures at cricket fielder) Hey, ek ken daai ou.

CHRIS Dis Faf Du Plessis, hys nogal goed, en nogal bekend.

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3.

GUY nee ek ken hom, soos persoonlik. hys n buddy van my.

CHRIS Wow, dis flippen for real. Hoe ken julle mekaar? Is hy soos jou skool vriend of het julle saam geswat of...

GUY Ek het hom al genaai.

Chris is shocked.

GUY Wel, ek was voor, so hy’s my genaai. (Beat) Ja dude, hys totally Gay vir my.

CHRIS Jammer meneer, ek het nie geweet u us homoseksueel nie en ekt nooit gedink dat hy sou wees nie.

Guy throws a Manly-Gay Fit. GUY Wat? is jy van jou kop af tjom.

Wil jy gedrop word? Ek’s nie Gay nie? Faf is die een wat Gay is, nie ek nie. is jy seker jy’s nie Gay nie, want jy praat die heeltyd oor Gay topics met my, en ek ken jou nie eers nie. Dude seriously, Loop net, of ek roep jou manager en se vir hom jys n gay predator wat my probeer dwing om n Flat Tron te koop, en ek’s eintlik net opsoek na n fokkin HDMI. Dis al, net n HDMI. Guy walks off, steaming with energy, while Chris remainds absolutely dumstruck.

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