Why the hell Roux?

Why indeed..

The great question that has echoed in the halls since the last and first issue was unleashed upon the world has been: why Roux? Why indeed - an excellent question, its asking an incontrovertible demonstration of the enlightened brilliance and inquisitiveness of our readers. More than that, it is a demonstration of the brilliant inquisitiveness and enlightenment of you readers, which might be the more impressive achievement.

Who ruined my cake?!?

So, then, why Roux? Why indeed? What is Roux, when is Roux, where is Roux, and, most of all, how are Roux doing?* These are the questions, and what questions they are; for these are indeed the key question forms that can be found and, when that finding is found out by a sufficiently well-developed mind, courageously asked.

Such a mind need possess not just a well-sufficient level of development, but also great courage to be capable of contemplating such things, and therefore I must congratulate you, dear reader, for so courageously delving in that long developed well of your mind that you have arrived not only at the question but also to here, at its answer.

The answer, then, is simple, and to put it simply, this is the answer: Roux, (/ru:/), (n.), (sing.), (uncountable), (infinite), (eternal), (impossible). Et-

* We with could do a few more designers. Please postulate.

by Jacopo Moglia