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THE LIFE-CHANGING LEGEND.
BRIGHT, SMOKY & BOHEMIAN.
I wanna go work on Maggie’s farm. Get dirt on my boots and muscles in my arms. When the sun sets, we make margaritas. Put on the records, for dinner have fajitas.
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SWEET, SPICY & DELIGHTFUL.
At the ranch, on the town, combat boots, vintage gown. Up past midnight, little so and so’s. Blue ✔ verified but please, no photos.
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SWEET, SPICY & DELIGHTFUL.
At the ranch, on the town, combat boots, vintage gown. Up past midnight, little so and so’s. Blue ✔ verified but please, no photos.
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FLORAL, SOFT & ENCHANTING.

Can’t fight the moonlight, sister we’re synced up. And all I really want is for you to fill up my cup. We laugh till we cry, barefoot when we run. Midnight dips in the river having way too much fun.
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SWEET, BOTANIC & REBELLIOUS.

Sage and berries, you know my steez. No one else smells fresh like me. Breaking rules, breaking hearts, clicking on items, then abandoning carts.



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SMOOTH, SWEET & SOFT. I felines furever, ain’t kitten around. Guess who just rescued nine cats from the pound? I read to my house plants, positive affirmations. Mostly I avoid, awkward situations.
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BOTANIC, AROMATIC & SAVVY. Straightforward is out, nuanced is in. But, Oooh when it hits, that makes you grin. Perspicacious, discerning and making decisions. Woke up like this. Savvy, natural intuition.
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SIMPLE, NAKED & AU NATUREL. You don’t need a scent. Your smell is the best! Turn up the bass, drive heading west. The song? It’s a classic, like Born To Be Wild or It’s Your Thing. Yes. You’ve got your own style.
UNSCENTED | CLASSIC FORMULA





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MUSKY, SMOKED & NUANCED. Bowling shoes, talking blues. Wander, ponder, roam. Skate park tricks, guitar licks, cover of the Rolling Stone. A collaboration with @reubenandthedark
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BERRIED, SYRUPY & SPIRITED. Strawberry shortcake, huckleberry pie, you don’t even have to try. You’re so cool, after school, everyone watches you skate by.
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Blackberry Betty Bsf
BERRIED, SYRUPY & SPIRITED. Strawberry shortcake, huckleberry pie, you don’t even have to try. You’re so cool, after school, everyone watches you skate by.
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WARM, SPICED & NOSTALGIC. You gotta put me on. Wearin’ real big sleeves at the senior prom. Sweet & spicy, smell so nicey. Bonita. Bonita. Bonita.
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FLORAL, GROUNDING & MELLOW.





One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small. And, what you’re looking for might be at the mall. Feed your head, says the girl with the kaleidoscope eyes. What you needed all along might have been french fries.
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SUGARED, WARM & ENDEARING. A bit IRL, a little bit fiction. I walk on the wild side with Jane’s sweet addiction. Heavenly wild roses are whispering sounds. In the distance I hear Velvet Underground.
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FRESH, CLEAN & POWERFUL. Send those faxes, and getter’ done. No, zoom meetings aren’t fun! Go tell Deborah from HR, you’ll take your calls from the swim up bar.
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EARTHY, DEEP & LAIDBACK. You liked that band before they sold out. At the farmers market, you bought sauerkraut. Wearing a toque in the middle of summer. Rolled your eyes at that boomer, driving a hummer.

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WARM, GROUNDING & DIVINE. A collaboration with @theclass
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WARM, RICH & ICONIC. Cardamom, tonka, sage, Sgt Pepper. Karaoke, Stardust, 27 Club, vetiver. Saturday Night Live circa 1995. The reviews for me, are always a five.
CHARCOAL & PREBIOTIC FORMULA


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WOODSY, FRESH & CLASSIC. Pine & cedar, smell so good. Are you going to chop more wood? Wearing black, sing the blues, are you getting more tattoos?
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WOODSY, FRESH & CLASSIC. Pine & cedar, smell so good. Are you going to chop more wood?

Wearing black, sing the blues, are you getting more tattoos?
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Friend & artist Carly @carlyfoulkes at the routine ranch.
MADE WITH LOVE. LOVED BY MILLIONS.