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The great PK! Go PK! Go PK! Go PK!

But, but, but…

Suave, stylish, well-spoken…

But, but…

BUT WHAT?

Surely they haven’t gone back to Pat Kenny again?

Huh?

You said the great PK…?

Not Pat Kenny… it’s PATRICK KIELTY!

Oh, good!

(They pause to reminisce about the Ryan Tubridy era)

What a weekend of GAA action!

Brilliant!

Hard-hitting stuff in the hurling! NOTHING held back!

Limerick and Tipp?

Well…

Clare and Cork?

I actually meant Dónal Óg Cusack and Joanne Cantwell! They had a very tense exchange in studio!

Okay!

So, what was your highlight of the weekend?

Well, I managed to completely avoid the Phillip Schofield ‘story’…proud of that!

I meant sporting highlight…

Well, Mayo were impressive against Kerry. Galway won too!

Yeah, and what a win by Westmeath hurlers!

Yes… but a shame about Leinster’s loss in the rugby.

Amazing achievement by La Rochelle and Ronan O’Gara…

The Premier League is heading for an exciting finale.

No! He mumbled something about us being past our best!

(They pause to wonder if the Editor was being serious – or joking)

Well, MY weekend highlight was that sensational Block!

In a GAA match? Ah, good defending, it’s an art!

No! Michael Block! The club professional who qualified for the PGA, then finished in the top 15, played with Rory McIllroy on the final day… and produced a holein-one!

Yeah, what a story! The magic of sport! And Rory handled it so well, offered such support. I saw a lovely video of Michael Block’s wife introducing herself to Rory…and he had the grace and courtesy to ask about the couple’s sons!

Okay…

Apparently they are very good golfers too!

Great! I guess that makes them…

Yeah? CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK!

It’s been a GOOD week for… ☺

County Down-born comedian and TV personality Patrick Kielty, who was named as new host of the legendary Late Late Show

Sinn Féin, now the largest party in local government in Northern Ireland, this after they increased their number of councillors from 105 to 144 in a dominant showing in Thursday’s election

Mayo footballers, as they confirmed their status as serious contenders for the Sam Maguire Cup, defeating defending champions Kerry in Killarney

Manchester City, who easily wrapped up a third Premier League title in a row

It’s been a BAD week for… ☹

Katie Taylor (well, kind of), as Ireland’s boxing superstar lost her unbeaten professional record, narrowly losing to World Super Lightweight Champion Chantelle Cameron at the 3Arena Shell-shocked Leinster, who squandered an early 17-0 lead in losing a rip-roaring European Rugby Champions Cup final to defending champions La Rochelle, the French club that’s coached by Ronan O’Gara

Phillip Schofield, who stepped down as co-host of popular ITV show This Morning, apparently after a major falling out with Holly Willoughby